Dealing with neighbors having loud sex. Grrrr it is annoying

Sounds horrible. Do you use ear plugs? Butt plugs?

my response

Get yourself a stud. Then you won't care.

R2 posting fake shit like dat. You buddy's be lame.

pffffffft.

Haha.

OP, I had a neighbor like this. She got herself a younger boyfriend, & it was ON! But we were and still are very good friends, and it never bothered me.

Darling, such a stretch ...

Both couples may be unaware that you can hear them.

Start participating in their sex acts by yelling encouragement and applauding afterwards.

Or move.

This hasn’t happened.

I had the same problem with noisy sex by neighbor. I played a recording of applause very loudly right after the orgasm. It stopped.

I think it’s kind of kinky sexy.

R11 Haha... surprised it stopped and it didn't egg them on.

IMHO, screamers and moaners are high drama / high maintenance. No thanks. To each their own.

I live in a high-rise. One night, my neighbor decided it was a good idea to get fucked on her balcony. So trashy.

Her loud moaning started echoing between buildings. People in other buildings came out on their balconies to find out what was going on.

With the lights off, I opened my door and started imitating her. People across the street were laughing. She and her husband went inside.

Damn, I feel guilty. When I was young, how many people did I disturb?

OP can't get laid.

The straight couple in the apartment next to me have their bed up against our shared bedroom wall. They knock into it loudly when having sex, but I don’t think the guy has lasted more than 70, 80 seconds max. Pound, pound, pound...silence. He’s really hot too, but over quickly!

If he's 27, he's not a twink.

A couple of loud murders should solve the problem.

When I lived in a loft with very thin walls, I lived next to a VERY hot guy. Every night, I would hear his girlfriend S C R E A M I N G as he ate out her pussy for what seemed like hours.

That was annoying enough, but I could also hear everything they said.

HER: [Screaming for a different reason] You're breaking up with me? On Valentine's Day???

HIM: I've never really gotten over the fact that you slept with me on the first night.

I always thought he was an asshole after that.

R11, Judy at Carnegie Hall?

OP, are you in Assisted Living ?

I had a neighbor, Midtown Atl, he would beat the shit out of his girlfriend every Sat. night.

Or you could have called the police, r23 / POS

R23 You are horrible. I had that happen once and called the police.

Give us an update OP, assuring us your "Precious Moments" collection is still intact. I hope you've been using art putty to keep them in their display case.

I used to have very loud sex. One guy in particular used to yell when he was cumming. My bed squeaked too.

Lol.

You bitches be funny.

Jealous, OP?

I hate loud sex. They should just lie there and dutifully take it.

Back your ass up to their front door and let ‘er rip.

I despise inconsiderate people. Either talk to the property manager/landlord or HOA and let them know that this is unacceptable. If you feel it might be better it you do it, leave a note or discuss the next time you see them. I've done all at various times of my life. However, I think there is just normal behavior that should be ignored.

R33 I did tell the building manager my neighbors had loud sex, especially during the day. She laughed and said that is not something she would want to correct so deal with it. She suggested leaving a note and ask them to tone it down.