Things You Absolutely Fucking Hate

People who mumble and/or speak very softly.

Chihuahuas

The Catholic Church

Our current president and his circle (jerks)

Laugh tracks

Camp.

R2 Boy Scouts or John Waters?

People who use word "inappropriate".

Moving. Everything involved - mostly finding a place and applying - then moving - then redoing all your addresses on everything. And, making sure every last bill is paid on every cancelled service because you know Verizon FIOS is going to send some crazy $17 bill that will end up in collections and ruin your credit. (They did, and it did...)

The beach

muffins

free food samples and the people who slavishly get excited about them

people who drag their feet when they walk

know-it-alls who insist they're right about everything

bitchy queens who have no creativity and no brains and tear apart anyone who doesn't follow the latest trends (according to them)

Humorless status queens

Bjork's fans, Taylor Swift's fans

Lena Dunham (took me a long time to admit)

Donald Trump's presidency

Robotic PC bickering

People who ask me to smile

Anyone with anything to prove

[quote]muffins

Just what kind of beast are you?

Bread mold

Traffic

Snakes

The willfully ignorant.

Poor writing.

Cilantro

Being out somewhere on a sunny day with no shade to escape to.

Girls between the ages of 7 and 12

Bad kissers

Repetitive suburban architecture.

Unprincipled politicians.

Logos. They’re almost inescapable.

People who smack their gum

Shitty bottoms who won't take a hint.

Instagram eyebrows that millennials think are glamorous. They look like groucho Marx

R9 is NOT Roy Moore

People who wear too much perfume

People who wear too much perfume

Deplorables

Fox News

Donald Trump & the GOP (the ENTIRE GOP)

The willfully ignorant

The accolades of pumpkin spice

Snobs and social climbers

Stingy, greedy and petty people

People who don’t take personal responsibility. If you screw up, admit it and apologize. I can’t stand it when someone pretends like something bad they did never happened. Or deny it. Or worse twist around and try to blame you.

Cheapskates

I hate snobbish, status seeking, social climbing gay men.

R9 Another vote for cilantro. Blech.

Loud people who love to hear themselves talk.

Big city traffic

People who try to outsource their responsibilities to others

People who never seem to understand the cause-effect relationship between their dumb decisions and the aftermath

Fat chicks in yoga pants

Bitch glasses

People who have long lists of things and people they hate.

Several things already mentioned. Submitted for your consideration:

The proliferation of Big Pharma medication ads on television AND the stupid brand names of said medication.

Impetigo on my shaved nether regions.

Boxer shorts have the way they feel and look!

Glitter on greeting cards.

Patriarchy.

People who say "I should have WENT" or athletes who say "the game could've WENT either way."

Isn't "gone" the proper word?

Smartphones

People who are slaves to smartphones

Brussel sprouts

T-shirts, gym shoes, baseball caps

People who cancel plans less than 12 hours in advance. 24 hours is pushing it. Get your shit together.

Fake people. If you don't like me, fine. But, don't ever pretend to.

People who cough without covering their mouth

Michael Bay & Peter Berg films

Sitting next to a fat person on a plane

Split pea soup

People while in the company other others spending the majority of their time on their iPhones

Cupcakes with more icing than the cake part

Fat people who don't wear clothing that fits them well enough to cover their gross fatty parts

Flavored coffees

People whose idea of a political discussion is basically repeating verbatim what they hear on the 24-hour news stations. (When they're questioned in a nuanced manner about specific points, they act like a Stepford-Wife-gone-haywire who can only repeat what they just said as opposed to giving a thoughtful response)

Bacon flavored anything other than bacon

Old people who dress or style their hair like they're still in their 20s/30s

Couples who do EVERYTHING together and seem connected at the hip

People who wear sunglasses indoors

Applebee's

When you schedule a doctor's appointment, but it a PA you end up seeing instead

People who defend the president

Tomato ketchup

Corporate speak (“reached out” “ping me”)

Gwyneth Paltrow

Vocal fry

Upspeak

And interviewee starting his answer with “So,”

Interviewees who pepper their responses with “rights,” after making a definitive statement. (This has to be business school trick, because I’ve noticed some very accomplished people doing this. Has to be deliberate. I hope.

The 4 train, and people who sing, eat, talk loudly, beg or smell on it.

Millenial fraus who look at their phones while walking through croweded areas or staircases, thus holding slowing every one else down.

Screaming babies in public places and mothers who do nothing to comfort and shut them the fuck up.

People who litter.

Beautiful houses in once lovely neighborhoods now cut up into apartments owned by slumlords, and the accompanying streets packed with too many cars. (See: Yonkers, NY)

The 1970s

Dog owners who don't train their dogs.

Jargon in academia, especially in the humanities.

OP...

R41

"I hate snobbish, status seeking, social climbing gay men."

Fuck off and die!!!!!!!

People who eat with their mouths open and/or smack their food.

Drivers who insist on having 8 to 10 car lengths between them and the car in front of them before they hit the pedal at a stop light.

Children between the ages of approximately 12 and 20. Insufferable know-it-all bitches.

Traffic in general. What a waste of time. Life is short - don't spend it in traffic if you can help it.

Food and recipes that are made for Instagram, not for eating. Smoothie bowls are a great example.

And while I'm on the subject, any food/recipe referred to as a "bowl". That is so stupid. You mean if I put a bunch of shit in a large bowl and call it a "bowl" then it is instantly trendy? Go fuck yourself.

Attention-obsessed YouTubers and InstaWhores. I refuse to follow any of them.

Being, or admitting that I am, a gay man.

Any form of panhandling.

[quote]2. Glitter-inescapable

Fuck you, OP!

Radio listeners will relate - Kars for Kids.

Even if it weren’t a scam, I’d never give them anything on the basis of that awful ad. It’s proof of hell.

People whose asses are wider than a subway seat insisting on squeezing themselves into the seat next to me

People who have phone conversations in public on the speakerphone setting

Parents out in public with their babies/infants who spend all the time on their phone, ignoring their kids - except to yell at them

People who don’t read

People who bring open strollers on public transit

People who never learned the Golden Rule