Guess what?! I just got laid! Yay!!!
Breaking news!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 23, 2018 7:15 AM |
Are you telling us because no one in your real life will believe you? Is he laying there beside you? Does he have teeth?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 20, 2018 5:23 PM |
Don’t forget to leave the money on the bureau OP
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 20, 2018 5:25 PM |
Life sure is strange
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 20, 2018 6:55 PM |
WHORE!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 20, 2018 6:57 PM |
Are you such a loser that you having sex is breaking news?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 20, 2018 7:16 PM |
Are you going to have an abortion?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 20, 2018 7:18 PM |
Oh, they're just jealous! Happy Orgasm! Many more.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 20, 2018 7:37 PM |
Yes, r5, I’m a loser baby. So EAT ME!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 22, 2018 5:39 PM |
I’m sorry for that outburst. It’s time for my mid-day meds.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 22, 2018 5:41 PM |
Buck would NEVER have been that excited about getting laid!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 22, 2018 5:54 PM |
How long since the last time? 15 years?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 22, 2018 5:56 PM |
First time, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 22, 2018 6:59 PM |
12 years
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 23, 2018 2:42 AM |
Did you have to take out your teeth first?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 23, 2018 7:15 AM |