We have 72 hours to decide which to get rid of for the moral good of the human race. Eliminate cats or smartphones. All submissions to be kept brief and NO FENCE SITTING!!
Eliminate cats or smartphones
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 23, 2018 7:58 PM |
Why can’t we have both?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 20, 2018 12:08 PM |
Save your smart phones. Your cats are all goners, anyway.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 20, 2018 12:11 PM |
Smartphones have cheapened our lives and brought misery to many.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 20, 2018 12:21 PM |
Cats may be haughty, vindictive fuckers, but they are far better than the zombies mentally/emotionally chained to their smartphones.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 20, 2018 12:25 PM |
Put a cat and a smartphone on a kitchen counter and see who wins.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 20, 2018 12:32 PM |
Having a cat in one's life is a real blessing.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 20, 2018 12:45 PM |
^^^R5 this is my favorite gif of that, kills me every time.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 20, 2018 12:45 PM |
Vote wisely or I’ll kill you in your sleep.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 20, 2018 12:49 PM |
Really, OP, what a no-brainer...
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 20, 2018 12:57 PM |
can't you get an app that turns your smartphone into a cat?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 20, 2018 1:51 PM |
Wow, cat lovers. It looks like this one has been stuffed.
Miss Sissyboodles... is that you?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 20, 2018 2:01 PM |
30% say eliminate the cats! This project will require deeper taxpayer funded research and first class airline tickets. Hmmm....
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 21, 2018 7:42 AM |
Look, Trixie, I don't want to have to do to you what I did to the last stupid whore who thought she'd get cute with me.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 21, 2018 7:47 AM |
Har har
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 21, 2018 7:53 AM |
Smartphones will not save us from the upcoming Alien invasion. Cats like the one at r13 will.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 21, 2018 8:46 AM |
[QUOTE]We have 72 hours to decide
Didn't take me 7.2 seconds. Keep the kitties.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 21, 2018 10:08 AM |
Eliminate people who tease cats for "cute" Instagram videos!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 23, 2018 6:55 AM |
Also, people who dress cats or dogs in costumes, r18.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 23, 2018 10:45 AM |
They can be turned into pastrami too.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 23, 2018 11:09 AM |
[quote]We have 72 hours to decide which to get rid of for the moral good of the human race. Eliminate cats or smartphones.
[quote]Why can’t we have both?
I envisioned the choice arising from the smartphones causing irreparable damage to cats. Thus, we keep the phones, but all the cats die or we give up our phones to save the cats.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 23, 2018 4:08 PM |
I'd rather see all those needy, co-dependent dogs eliminated.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 23, 2018 7:58 PM |
I'd rather see r22 eliminated.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 23, 2018 7:58 PM |