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Arizona trollop marries friend's dad, 54

Oh Christ, I'd fuck him in a heartbeat!

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by Anonymousreply 88February 22, 2020 3:44 PM

Daddy.

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by Anonymousreply 1October 19, 2018 3:32 PM

They're both attractive people.

by Anonymousreply 2October 19, 2018 3:32 PM

Wow he is hot.

by Anonymousreply 3October 19, 2018 3:37 PM

I would worship him head to toe.

by Anonymousreply 4October 19, 2018 3:41 PM

That gal is fake as shit. Fake tits, fake lips and who knows what else.

by Anonymousreply 5October 19, 2018 3:41 PM

She looks exactly like the daughter which is creepy

by Anonymousreply 6October 19, 2018 3:42 PM

Wonder if they've had a threesome.

by Anonymousreply 7October 19, 2018 3:44 PM

It’s the Sun so it may be a fake story.

by Anonymousreply 8October 19, 2018 3:45 PM

She goes on and on about their mutual love of travel and then it turns out that by “travel” she means they spend a week each year in Mexico getting drunk.

Although to be fair, as a gold digger, she’s hit the jackpot. He’s hot. Melania would be sick with envy.

by Anonymousreply 9October 19, 2018 3:52 PM

OP, why is SHE a trollop when YOU'RE the one who would fuck him in a heartbeat?

by Anonymousreply 10October 19, 2018 3:57 PM

[quote] After discovering a shared love for music, travelling and having fun, the pair quickly moved in together.

What unusual things to have in common! Most people hate music and having fun!

by Anonymousreply 11October 19, 2018 3:59 PM

Can you begin to imagine how mean a fuck he throws? Hot damn!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 12October 19, 2018 3:59 PM

Unfortunately he only has a few good years left. I see divorce in 10-15 years when she is forced to deal with his aging issues.

by Anonymousreply 13October 19, 2018 6:23 PM

Does he have money? If so, the wife and daughter are going to fight to the death over the will.

by Anonymousreply 14October 19, 2018 6:57 PM

I'll bet he's a control freak of an asshole who couldn't hold a decent conversation if his life depended upon it. I'm also suspicious of people who post pics like this. It always has to appear like they're having more fun than anyone else.

Those tatt'd up arms are gross.

by Anonymousreply 15October 19, 2018 7:04 PM

The daughter and best friend, now wife, three-way with the dad.

by Anonymousreply 16October 19, 2018 7:06 PM

His moobs look saggy in OP'S pic

by Anonymousreply 17October 19, 2018 7:06 PM

So this is an elaborate set up so daddy and daughter can fuck each other, with the best friend of course.

by Anonymousreply 18October 19, 2018 7:10 PM

[quote]I'll bet he's a control freak of an asshole who couldn't hold a decent conversation if his life depended upon it. I'm also suspicious of people who post pics like this. It always has to appear like they're having more fun than anyone else.

R15 is so obviously a frau.

No gay man alive cares if someone that hot can hold a decent conversation.

Aren’t you late getting to the pharmacist to pick up your menopause meds R15?

by Anonymousreply 19October 19, 2018 7:18 PM

There is no denying that the hot dad has a beautiful face. He can get it!

by Anonymousreply 20October 19, 2018 7:21 PM

Aren't you the clever little twit, R19, to figure out I was lesbian. Me mum was a frau and a nice one, so thanks for the compliment. She'd have been relieved to hear you call me that.

Oh, and don't school me on DL's practices around that word....I know it well, cunt.

How silly do you look, btw, a gay man, salivating over some straight asshole and his bimbo.

by Anonymousreply 21October 19, 2018 7:25 PM

R19 got zero on grindr and is having the vapours.

by Anonymousreply 22October 19, 2018 7:32 PM

I can relate, when I was 17 my first monogamous relationship was with a 41 year old man. He was drop dead gorgeous and half french half spanish from France. As pretty as he was he also had tinymeat and he could not be monogamous so I dumped him after 4 months. All the fraus went crazy for him and his sexy accent. After I dumped him he went out with a super cute half asian half indian twink who fucked everyone in sight. I got my revenge. Lol.

by Anonymousreply 23October 19, 2018 7:34 PM

He’s not that hot looks like Deplorable that works out.

by Anonymousreply 24October 19, 2018 7:39 PM

As long as he doesn't develop a Viagra allergy they'll be fine. Until she gets bored and starts fucking around. Inevitable.

by Anonymousreply 25October 19, 2018 7:47 PM

R24: Yup, and he has arrest/criminal records

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by Anonymousreply 26October 19, 2018 7:48 PM

So trashy and I'm sure a common trope in straight porn.

by Anonymousreply 27October 19, 2018 8:13 PM

The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life.

by Anonymousreply 28October 19, 2018 8:27 PM

He's attractive, but enough that I would want to marry him at 30 years old.

by Anonymousreply 29October 19, 2018 8:35 PM

Plus, he's a registered Republican. Bye.

by Anonymousreply 30October 19, 2018 8:38 PM

he smokes cigarettes!

by Anonymousreply 31October 19, 2018 8:44 PM

I love you R11.

by Anonymousreply 32October 19, 2018 8:48 PM

Spare me, R21. You’re pissed that I have a big swinging dick and you’re stuck smelling like the beach at low tide in summer.

by Anonymousreply 33October 19, 2018 8:51 PM

Tats, booze, Mexico. They have druggie swingers written all over them.

by Anonymousreply 34October 19, 2018 8:53 PM

Any sex videos?

by Anonymousreply 35October 19, 2018 9:00 PM

The more photos I see of him, the less sexy and attractive.

by Anonymousreply 36October 19, 2018 9:03 PM

The lovely couple 5 years from now:

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by Anonymousreply 37October 19, 2018 9:09 PM

R26, that doesn't mean he has a criminal record. I believe those things are flagged for unpaid traffic tickets and small stuff like that.

by Anonymousreply 38October 19, 2018 9:11 PM

Looks like he's filed for bankruptcy before and has had Liens on his property.

So he's a broke republican.

by Anonymousreply 39October 19, 2018 9:12 PM

The gold digger says she doesn’t want kids, but I’ll bet he got the snip years ago.

by Anonymousreply 40October 19, 2018 9:16 PM

R1 pic looks photoshopped compared to OPs pic

by Anonymousreply 41October 19, 2018 9:23 PM

r24 is correct. Gays you can have him.

by Anonymousreply 42October 19, 2018 9:33 PM

Soon to be a Men.com production with an all-male cast.

by Anonymousreply 43October 19, 2018 9:40 PM

He's hot, but why is this newsworthy?

by Anonymousreply 44October 19, 2018 9:44 PM

R38 is correct about the criminal records. I do background checks at work on people using Lexis Nexis and other tools. Many times I see criminal records indicated and when you open the tab, it's old traffic tickets. Many states but not all, publish these records even when the citations are paid and or the driver was found not guilty. We tend to ignore them in our background searches. So I'd give this guy the benefit of the doubt.

by Anonymousreply 45October 19, 2018 11:50 PM

F&F for r19.

by Anonymousreply 46October 19, 2018 11:51 PM

Way too thick in the middle, like most old guys. Probably a 36 waist. Shudder.

I stick to the young ones with the ever so tantalizing V shape: broad shoulders tapering down to a narrow waist.

by Anonymousreply 47October 20, 2018 12:22 AM

They seem like boring good-looking narcissists but I don't see the problem particularly, he's attractive enough for his age that she isn't necessarily even a "gold digger"

by Anonymousreply 48October 20, 2018 12:26 AM

R47 = Bryan Singer.

You like them when they still shop for their clothing at OshKosh B'gosh.

by Anonymousreply 49October 20, 2018 12:29 AM

When hes fucking her hes fucking his daughter in his mind. Those bitches look eerily alike,enough to make the whole thing very weird indeed ! Yes,id sleep with him in a nano second,but then Ive always been easy with my virtue.

by Anonymousreply 50October 20, 2018 12:35 AM

F&F for frau cunt R46

by Anonymousreply 51October 20, 2018 12:37 AM

His tits are different in every pic.

by Anonymousreply 52October 20, 2018 12:40 AM

You can’t hide common.

Retired at 54?

by Anonymousreply 53October 20, 2018 12:47 AM

You can't be a gold digger if your husband ain't rich.

by Anonymousreply 54October 20, 2018 1:55 AM

Daddy is throwing some of that GOOD dick.The kind that makes you crave it like a diabetic craves candy. That being said,health problems are right around the corner for him,its inevitable.You can bet your ass that chick will be out of there like Flash Gordon leaving that old fool looking like some gold plated putz.That being said,Id love for him to throw some of that good dick on me!

by Anonymousreply 55October 20, 2018 2:13 AM

R54 if you’re flat broke and you marry a guy who doesn’t make you work, takes you to Mexico for a week each year, then buys you all the recreational drugs and booze you can drink during that time, you might just think you’ve hit the big time.

by Anonymousreply 56October 20, 2018 4:54 AM

His moobs are sagging. In a year when he stops working out altogether, those man titties will be settling south of the Equator around Buenos Aires.

by Anonymousreply 57October 20, 2018 5:15 AM

He is a good looking man but I would have put him closer to 60

by Anonymousreply 58October 20, 2018 5:32 AM

R45, I used LexisNexis when I was a bank investigator. Agree with you re: criminal record findings - most of the time they are much ado about nothing. Sometimes the liens are just medical liens from a personal injury claim, paid and settled long ago but still reporting against the person. Some states keep that information out of public record repositories, other states release every darn thing. California is strict about providing background data, which is no surprise given the vast number of public figures who reside there, but even small states like Indiana are pretty locked down.

by Anonymousreply 59October 20, 2018 8:49 AM

[quote]When hes fucking her hes fucking his daughter in his mind. Those bitches look eerily alike,enough to make the whole thing very weird indeed !

What's the problem?

by Anonymousreply 60October 20, 2018 12:38 PM

Why is he retired so early? Fish are more interested in $$$ than sex and when they marry daddies it’s to make bank.

by Anonymousreply 61October 20, 2018 1:06 PM

I think we found the straight version of Terry Miller

by Anonymousreply 62October 21, 2018 2:17 AM

He's a Dep who was big into working out most of his life, one of those guys with massive chests and arms.

Once he stops, he'll look like Arnold and he's already got the start of moobs and an expanding waist.

Still, he's hot right now, has enough cash not to work and live in some sad Arizona town and drink and pop Viagra all day.

Wasn't like the wife was going to marry an I-banker or neurologist.

by Anonymousreply 63October 21, 2018 2:36 AM

What's a Dep?

by Anonymousreply 64October 21, 2018 2:42 AM

Deplorable.

Shorthand for blue collar Flyoverstani of limited intellectual curiosity.

by Anonymousreply 65October 21, 2018 2:44 AM

Pardon me??

by Anonymousreply 66October 21, 2018 1:23 PM

Waaaay too many tattoos in that white trash fambly.

by Anonymousreply 67October 21, 2018 1:30 PM

And STDs R67.

by Anonymousreply 68October 21, 2018 3:04 PM

Mexico is so déclassé. Only trashy people vacation there. Good lord.

by Anonymousreply 69October 21, 2018 5:11 PM

Have you had a look at the photos r69? They’re not exactly blue bloods.

by Anonymousreply 70October 22, 2018 10:38 AM

He’s totally my type.

I’d let him pound the fuck out of me and I’d gave about 10 of his babies.

by Anonymousreply 71October 23, 2018 2:24 AM

And the daughter is okay with this?

by Anonymousreply 72October 23, 2018 2:36 AM

Creepy

by Anonymousreply 73October 23, 2018 2:39 AM

I don't care what anyone says, that guy has fucked or felt up his daughter.

Bet on it.

by Anonymousreply 74October 23, 2018 2:54 AM

R74 and what’s wrong with that ?

by Anonymousreply 75October 23, 2018 3:43 AM

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.

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by Anonymousreply 76February 22, 2020 2:15 PM

Ack! The tattoos are awful.

What a bunch of trash those people are.

by Anonymousreply 77February 22, 2020 2:17 PM

They make a beautiful couple. As long as they treat each other and the daughter/friend right, more power to them.

by Anonymousreply 78February 22, 2020 2:20 PM

What an odd reason to bump this thread

by Anonymousreply 79February 22, 2020 2:36 PM

Yeah, why did r76 bump this thread with that dumb post?

by Anonymousreply 80February 22, 2020 2:46 PM

Her tattoos are so elegant.

by Anonymousreply 81February 22, 2020 2:50 PM

I did not realize his was an old thread. Weird. That mad is probably dead of a heart attack by now.

by Anonymousreply 82February 22, 2020 3:23 PM

That father should have done something about his flat-chested daughter. Who wants one of those? What a loser!

by Anonymousreply 83February 22, 2020 3:24 PM

I bumped it because I thought he was hot. I don't see how these two women could stay friends though.

by Anonymousreply 84February 22, 2020 3:26 PM

[quote] don't see how these two women could stay friends though.

The only way is if the daughter gets a boob job.

by Anonymousreply 85February 22, 2020 3:29 PM

That broad will stick around until old age issues strikes him, which could come at any time at his age, and then she'l flee like the wind with everything she can get her hands on.

by Anonymousreply 86February 22, 2020 3:30 PM

She's so trashy - of course she thinks he's really intelligent. Just wait a couple of years and her bio clock starts ticking.

Yeah, it's nice to have a young piece of ass, but you don't MARRY it!

Something tells me Kern isn't 'retired' either.

by Anonymousreply 87February 22, 2020 3:37 PM

He really does have the aged porn star look.

by Anonymousreply 88February 22, 2020 3:44 PM
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