Question for the straight female frauen. If you could have just one child who was...

Abort.

I’d be thrilled with either one, OP.

Lol if only your mother had aborted her human turd R1. She should have flushed.

Either one sounds fun. I like people with a lot of personality.

Either one sounds good!

Any kid--provided they weren't a mongoloid--would be okay with me. Oh, except if I had someone like my older brother, a truck-driving, cowboy-boot-wearing, misogynist, fascist right-wing Republican who traumatized and ridiculed and belittled me throughout the entire time I lived at home because I was a bisexual punk rocker. And my parents treated him as though he were a goddamn king. I would lovingly take on any child who was born gay, in any form or incarnation, than have to deal with someone like him, the worst of the worst.

This topic is gonna trigger another Grand Maul Seizure. I can smell it coming.

Binary question. Poll please.

R6 Lol. That was awesome. I haven't laughed so hard in a long while. Two thumbs up! Deep in your hole of course.

Bull dyke. No doubt.

R9 A couple of thumbs in my hole right about now would be simply lovely. A cricket bat forcibly shoved up my brother's ass? Even better.

OP, why don't you go dip your balls into a grease fire and then feed them to the hive of Bulldog ants living in your Appalachian mama's cooch?

F&F this homophobic, recreational gay basher.

He's just here to denigrate gays and lesbians.

R13 Fuck you, this is for straight females only. Go watch Glee. F&F back atcha.

Well, nobody, not even straight females, get to come to a gay website and gay-bash, cunt @ r14.

Go fuck yourself. Or start explaining why straight-acting, straight people are superior to the exaggerated stereotypes you presented.

Why are you better, cunt?

Truly nuthin' gayer than watchin' Glee. There has to be a chromosome devoted to just that. Normal people would never entertain such repulsive notions in their noggins.

I'd pick a FREAK of NATURA

R14, due to your response to R13, you sorta prove his point.

Most lesbians are like that, stereotypes my bleached waxed hairless asshole. Lipstick lesbians who are femme are extremely rare. Slim lesbians are practically unicorns.

R13, I am sure you are the first person to respond to any thread referring to straight women as "fish." So stick that dildo right back up your asshole.

R15, apparently gay-bashing is verboten on your bitch site, but questions regarding gay stereotypes are considered abusive? When 1/3 of the threads here verbally destroy and insult the only people in the world that have ever supported your homosexuality? And I mean women. We've been there for you FOREVER, and then you call us "fish" and insult our anatomy and think this is okay. You, also, can stick that dildo right back up your asshole, special gay snowflake. I'm sick of your hypocrisy and bullshit.

R14, as women, we have to keep in mind that men hate us. Straight or gay, they just downright hate us. Waiting for the meteor.

[quote]Binary question. Poll please.

Actually if you want a lot of lively discussion on DL a poll is often the worst idea. People vote rather than replying, so the poll thread often sinks quickly into oblivion.

R20 Actually, they don't. DL is 90 to 95% bottom or over 80 years old. That means most have dicks like limp noodles. Ain't no fucking going on here. Truly nothing bitchier than old limp queens who haven't gotten dick in literally decades.

Must we start catering to the frauen? Please they invade enough threads as it is. Don't fucking invite them.

O grow up, real women don't post on here. Just gay limp dicked toxic bottoms who are the dregs and pariahs of society. You need at least 3 personality disorders to post here.

r14, straight women and straight women are not welcome here. This is a board for LGBs. If you are not a lesbian, a gay man or a bisexual you should not be here. You have your own web spaces. And 99% of the planet to in which to congregate safely and freely. We do not. Your infiltration of gay spaces is denigrating. Do not ever mistake yourself for ally.

r20, what part of This Is A Board For Gays do you not understand?

Please don't hold all of us frauen responsible for the unpleasantness of a few. Most of us have been here quite a while and we know the rules.

The #1 Rule: The only Data Lounger who is allowed to gay bash and use the F word is the black NOI lesbian from Chicago who hates everyone and everything white.

r25, and r26 the op asked the Fraus to answer

R26 Please link to where it is written that this is a board/site for gay men.

If you can show me where it is stated that Data Lounge is for gay men and lesbians exclusively, I will politely but sadly bow out after 9 years here.

It does say gay right on the mast head lol. DL is like Lord of the Flies at the best of times. People rule by oppression and intimidation.

I would adore either! It would be an honor and a joy to nurture eirher of them with love and acceptance!

R31 Right. You'd be Joan Crawford in a split second.

Gay guy hands down

R33 Even if he was fruitier than a Chiquita banana factory.

"female frauen" is redundant, OP. They both mean the same thing.

WTF is that trashy, right-wing site you are linking to R19?!

My gut reaction: the boy. The world is not kind (less kind) to a girl like you described.

I would have been happy with either but I wound up with a straight white male tyat is rocking a grizzly adams look lately.

(I actually had this weird, not perfectly formed idea that it would be nice if I got one of the gay kids. Like, there's always going to be a specific percentage of gay kids born. Maybe instead of one going to some weird homophobic shit family, s/he could wind up my kid instead.

dumb but, i had read that homosexuality runs in families and my father was gay so it seemed like a harmless dumb thought)

R30 But where doe it say that DataLounge is FOR gay men and lesbians?

I believe that it has always said "Gay gossip." Considering that most of us think 2/3 of Hollywood is gay, then gay gossip is basically celebrity gossip. I feel confidant that Muriel would agree that straight allies who chip in every month to support the site are welcome.

DL is not for lesbians either.

I would actually like one of each.

My best friend who is a lesbian has a gay brother 2 years older than she R41. They were amazing for each other growing up in a slightly less progressive era than we enjoy now.

R42, what a nice thing for them. I would have loved to have a gay brother to form an alliance with against my rather homophobic parents.

Straight frauen here. The fact that I had to think about it means both seem like good options. It wasn't - how can I minimize the damage here? At first I was like - bull dyke, definitely. Then I thought, well, that's more a suburban choice. Living in the city, wouldn't Glee watching fairy make more sense? So in the end, I'm with R41. Let's do one of each. There is no down side, and with that combo, you are covered.

R44 You must be a Libra lol. Hopefully not a Glee-watchin' Libra.

Nah, R45, a Capricorn with Sagittarius rising.

Interior Decorator

R35 Wrong, Sir Cunts A Lot. Many gay guys can be called frauen with their frilly lil too gay for prime time sensibilities. Only bottom fraus watch Glee.

R37 God you're dumb. One tough bull dyke is tougher/more resilient than 30 lispin' Glee watchin' fairies. Have you even met any tough bull dykes IRL? They ARE as tough as their namesake - the bulls.

[quote]Straight frauen here

Unless your post was composed by more than one straight woman, you can't be "Frauen" (which is plural). You can only be a Frau, singular.

If she wants to be plural, let her be plural. Who made you hall monitor?

r51 It's not me who's forbidding anything. It's THE NORM of the German language.

I wanna be your girls. And dat is okay.

I'm actually more interested in dating a butch woman than having one as a child.

I'd be happy with both. I do have a son who is a tiny bit feminine, though he doesn't lisp or watch Glee (as far as I know) and I love him dearly. I just want my children to be happy and to be good people, they don't have to fit in with any gender stereotype or have any particular sexual orientation to be those things.

Children don’t get to pick their parents and most parents don’t get to pick thei children. Sometimes there’s a mismatch and that’s tough on everyone.

R55 You sound like an awesome mother. No seriously.

If you're three times divorced with no kids, are you still a frau?

Well r20, etc. has proven this is a homophobic thread designed to bash gays and lesbians and exaggerate negative, gay stereotypes as grotesquely as possible.

F&F the troll.

GOD, r49, you're a dumb Nazi.

Toughness has nothing to do with mannerisms. And effeminate, gay men are tougher, more resilient and handle more shit than you'll ever have to, you fat cow.

Gay men get more shit from society yet we have better mental health than the lezzies. I'd say we're more resilient, then.

I'm waiting for Mrs. Ramsey to respond to R56.

I can wait all night...

I want the boy child. I have a difficult relationship with my mother and I think I will have the same with a daughter.

A better question would be if the frauen would prefer a gender non-conforming gay child of the kinds OP describes, or a child who emphatically states thar they are a different gender altogether, from an early age.

A better question for the purposes of trolling and sowing discord. Which this thread is really about, anyway.

You should probably work on that misogyny before raising any child, R63.

Either, both. Would happily welcome them with love and open arms. I've never really had straight friends, and have always been the token straight, even in high school. So, not only would I have some sort of understanding from that, but could go to them for any information and advice I may need. I did the same with my son. I have always tried to get the information I need, so that he may grow up understood, valued, loved and worthwhile. He is. He is theatrical, campy, comfortable with himself. Looks like he's straight, but he would have no conflict if he weren't I imagine.

My son has grown up with my bisexual, male and female gay friends, and they are a large and normal part of his life. We are both the richer for it.

R60 Sure, Jan. You are just sad.

R59 STFU, revolting cunt troll.

Shut up, Meg.

R27 also had this to say about Michelle Obama:

[quote]I remember once reading some doctor who claimed she suffers from what orthopedic surgeons call "ghetto booty." It is a swayback condition which frequently afflicts African and AA women.

I guess once you pay to post you can be as racist as you want.

Is ghetto booty real?

My god. I am racist because I repeated something I saw on TV? There was an orthopedic surgeon on Inside Editions discussing a condition called lordosis and he said it was known in the business as ghetto booty. He received some criticism for using the term and he apologized for offending, How does that n make me a racist?

And anything I say about that pig from Chicago is not enough. You who are complaining must be black, because the white gay men who are defamed and humiliated by her on a regular basis would certainly agree that she does not belong here.

Ghetto booty! Lol.

Everyone would want the tough bull dyke of course. Why even ask.

Bull dyke. Bull dyke. Bull dyke.

I already had R27 blocked, which means she’s either a Trumper or a “Trans people are killing us all” lunatic.

LOL.

Always the bull dyke.