Turnips
Parsnips
Squash
Beets
Kale
Those green ones that look like little cabbage
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Turnips
Parsnips
Squash
Beets
Kale
Those green ones that look like little cabbage
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 14, 2018 12:26 AM |
Damm, gurl. Do you live in a food desert?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 12, 2018 11:17 AM |
i love turnips, squash, beets and BRUSSEL SPROUTS.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 12, 2018 11:17 AM |
Why haven’t you tried them OP? What’s your process here?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 12, 2018 11:25 AM |
I love brussel sprouts too.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 12, 2018 11:46 AM |
I don't have a process, they look nasty. OP
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 12, 2018 11:47 AM |
i bet OP knows all about cucumbers.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 12, 2018 11:55 AM |
Eggplants 🍆 🍆🍆
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 12, 2018 11:56 AM |
I have never been able to get beets, turnip greens or collards into my mouth because of the smell, otherwise, I've tried all the ordinary vegetables here in the U.S.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 12, 2018 11:58 AM |
OP is six years old.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 12, 2018 12:12 PM |
Do you hate broccoli and cauliflower too?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 12, 2018 12:46 PM |
OP = Donald Trump.
(Who'da thunk he even knew the names of so many vegetables?)
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 12, 2018 12:54 PM |
I used to hate parsnips when they were served to me boiled. However, after deciding to bake them in my oven I discovered that they were really quite tasty.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 12, 2018 1:17 PM |
Time for you to grow up, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 12, 2018 1:19 PM |
TOP.. try roasting vegetables, with a little olive oil.. salt and pepper. Roasting brings them to a new, delicious level.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 12, 2018 2:45 PM |
OP... not top..
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 12, 2018 2:45 PM |
Had never had parsnips until Thanksgiving dinner last year when the hostess folded them into the mashed potatoes. Delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 12, 2018 3:15 PM |
I’ll save you some trouble, beets are disgusting and taste like dirt.. I’ve never had a parsnip in my life..
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 12, 2018 3:19 PM |
OP is five.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 12, 2018 3:34 PM |
Parsnips are a great alternative to potatoes!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 12, 2018 3:37 PM |
OP = DJT
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 12, 2018 3:38 PM |
[quote]I have never been able to get beets, turnip greens or collards into my mouth because of the smell
You've had things that smell worse in your mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 12, 2018 3:41 PM |
Roast parsnips are wonderful, same with roasted Brussels sprouts. I’ve never met a vegetable I didn’t like (of course I’ve never met Trump so....)
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 12, 2018 3:44 PM |
I served parsnips au gratin last Thanksgiving. They came out perfectly cooked. My relatives all thought they were potatoes.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 12, 2018 3:52 PM |
[quote]I have never been able to get beets, turnip greens or collards into my mouth because of the smell
#MeToo
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 12, 2018 4:14 PM |
Terri Schiavo
Karen Ann Quinlan
Sunny von Bulow
Rosemary Kennedy
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 12, 2018 4:41 PM |
almost any root vegetable is better roasted
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 12, 2018 4:49 PM |
All vegetables are good, except for cauliflower which is really just a fart masquerading as a vegetable.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 12, 2018 5:34 PM |
Haha r27. But I love cauliflower. I don't love farts.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 12, 2018 5:42 PM |
Parsnips are surprisingly good. Kale is bitter. Turnips ate okay. Beets, yuck. Don’t like the texture of squash.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 12, 2018 5:46 PM |
I've had every vegetable. Liked them all.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 12, 2018 6:12 PM |
I thought I hated beets until I had them roasted. My parents loved pickled beets and that shit is nasty.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 12, 2018 6:47 PM |
R14 (and others) for the win. Roasting with olive oil and salt makes a world of difference.
Roasted Parsnips are just fantastic. I'd bet R23 Parsnips were wonderful.
My grandmum was a terrible cook. And she taught me mum everything she knew. I grew up on boiled turnips. Mushy turnips. Turnips with that smell R8 refers to. YUCK! But cutting them into french-fry shapes and roasting in the over changes them to something completely different. And completely delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 12, 2018 7:48 PM |
I don't like boiled okra... very slimy (like snot)... but pickled okra is good. That's the only way I can eat them.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 12, 2018 10:13 PM |
Beets are delightful if you add vinegar and dill to cut the earthy, sweet taste.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 12, 2018 10:17 PM |
I judge the fuck out of adults who won't eat vegetables.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 12, 2018 10:21 PM |
I eat baby pickled beets.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 12, 2018 10:23 PM |
Roasted root vegetables= delicious! Sautéed greens with fresh garlic and red pepper flakes= also delicious! I was well into adulthood before I ever tried any greens other than iceberg lettuce (not even green!) or root vegetable other than potatoes or carrots (which are also excellent roasted)
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 12, 2018 10:32 PM |
You’re a child.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 13, 2018 12:42 AM |
Parsnip and parmesan soup is lovely this time of year. Also roasted beets with goat cheese and croutons. You're missing out, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 13, 2018 12:47 AM |
nips
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 13, 2018 2:08 AM |
Does anyone here SPIRALIZE?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 13, 2018 6:10 AM |
Salt roast your beets. I do when I want to be a kitchen show off - otherwise I can't cook for shit.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 13, 2018 6:20 AM |
I misread the title as “Vegetables I’ve never trusted” and couldn’t think of one.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 13, 2018 6:50 AM |
I love parsnips, turnips, rutabaga.
I cannot tolerate Beets (too earthy) and fennel (licorice). And I have given both of them several tries. Just can't.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 13, 2018 8:25 AM |
Beets make your shit red.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 13, 2018 8:40 AM |
I never liked cooked turnips, but when I was a kid, my Mom would give me a half a turnip (raw) when she was preparing to cook them, and they actually have a sweet, aromatic taste and smell. Sliced raw turnip is actually a nice, unusual addition to a crudite platter.
When I make beef pot roast, I normally add carrots and potatoes, and I treat parsnips just like carrots: they come out wonderfully when cooked that way.
I like butternut and acorn squash: cut them in half, scoop out the seeds, and bake them with the oven with a pat of butter in the cavity, and a sprinkling of cinnamon.
My Mom used to serve us pickled beets when I was a kid, and I never cared for them. It's still one of the only vegetables I avoid.
I cook kale, collards, mustard greens and turnip greens all the same way: cooked a long time with a ham hock in a big pot of water. Give the ham hock time to give up its flavor, then remove from the pot, and chop the cooked meat into small bits, and return to the pot. Serve with a splat of vinegar and a bit of hot sauce. They're also nice if they cut rather small, and sauted with a bit of olive oil (not a very hot flame), and some minced garlic.
For some reason, I've never liked Brussel sprouts, although I like all the other cruciferous vegetables. My Mom and my brother loved them.
BTW, you can cook lettuce, and it's very nice. You would want to use something like Boston lettuce: Julia Child demonstrates making 'braised lettuce' on YouTube.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 13, 2018 9:25 AM |
R46 True. But it will be the one time it's not from a big cock, you whores.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 13, 2018 12:18 PM |
R42... I you mean spiralize.. the gadget for making spiral vegetables (in strips), like zucchini, I always wanted to try it.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 13, 2018 12:31 PM |
Rutabaga, the preferred vegetable of the Three Stooges.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 13, 2018 12:34 PM |
OP is a District Attorney.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 13, 2018 12:35 PM |
Next up: Fruits that are highly suspect.
Paul Lynn
Charles Nelson Reilly
Liberace
Mango
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 13, 2018 12:39 PM |
I would love to hear from anyone who has had, or can find, Salsify. Farmers don't grow it and grocers don't know what the fuck I'm talking about when I ask for it.
Supposedly it tastes like oysters .
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 13, 2018 12:43 PM |
If you have a garden, salsify seeds can be purchased online for just a few dollars.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 13, 2018 12:53 PM |
R53, Salsify is actually naturalized in parts of the US. The seed heads look like giant dandelion puffballs. I've seen it growing wild within a few blocks of my house, in waste areas, but I don't have the nerve to dig any up to try easting: I'd be too afraid of some kind of contamination.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 13, 2018 1:22 PM |
fiddleheads - the furled fronds of a young fern
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 13, 2018 6:31 PM |
R50 it’s also a common drag name, isn’t it? (Asking for a friend.)
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 13, 2018 7:12 PM |
honey roasted parsnips are so good and they have quite a sweet taste already so the added honey is perfection.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 13, 2018 7:17 PM |
Mitch McConnell
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 13, 2018 7:27 PM |
[quote]Paul Lynn
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 14, 2018 12:26 AM |
I've always wanted to try celery root/celeriac. Any good?
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