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Madonna's pussy

Does it stink?

by Anonymousreply 3110/22/2018

Fairground strippers don't often wash.

by Anonymousreply 110/11/2018

You be the judge, OP.

by Anonymousreply 210/11/2018

You fags bitch about Madonna day and night but you keep starting threads about her.

by Anonymousreply 310/11/2018

Dry as the Sahara desert.

by Anonymousreply 410/11/2018

I just want to say: what the fuck is up with her look these days? She's RIcH as FUCK and has access to both the finest and the gayest stylists -does she not own any mirrors? Doesn't she have any well-meaning friends she can ask "Hey, does this make me look ----ugly? Or ---crazy? Or---stupid as hell?

I don't get it, she used to be so cool...am I wrong? Was she never cool? She was cool once, wasn't she? Tina Turner and Cher are older than Madonna, they look great and they are still cool. HELP ME UNDERSTAND!!!!

by Anonymousreply 510/11/2018

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 610/11/2018

Nice tits, but her areola were strangely tiny. Big full bushes were of the time, children!

by Anonymousreply 710/11/2018

Since 1983.

by Anonymousreply 810/11/2018

I don't know if her pussy stinks, though I imagine that is does and is probably as wide as the Grand Canyon by now, but those stupid ugly fucking grills make me think her breath smells horrible. I had a friend who went through a phase of wearing them and they are nothing but bejeweled bacteria magnets. People were consistently telling him his breath smelled like shit, even though he brushed multiple times a day and used mouthwash, guess what when he quit wearing the grills his breath didn't stink any longer.

by Anonymousreply 910/11/2018

Leave Madge alone.

by Anonymousreply 1010/11/2018

Hairy legs, hairy pits and a goddamn forest in her snatch, gross but expected for a woman who doesn't take care of herself.

But she also has a moustache and sideburns in that photo. WTF?

by Anonymousreply 1110/11/2018

The stench made Argentina cry.

by Anonymousreply 1210/11/2018

[Quote]The stench made Argentina cry.

It also gave me pink eye.

by Anonymousreply 1310/11/2018

She was always a hairy thing. I remember one of her album covers (or was it a photo?) that showed her very long peach fuzz. And I mean LONG peach fuzz, but blonde. Maybe she bleached. This would have been before waxing was big.

by Anonymousreply 1410/11/2018

Like a sturgeon.

by Anonymousreply 1510/11/2018

Madonna has a nice pussy and knows how to throw a good fuck. How do you think she made almost a Billion Dollars ??

by Anonymousreply 1610/11/2018

Not as bad as mine does.

by Anonymousreply 1710/11/2018

r16 In Dennis Rodman's autobiography he said she was a limp fuck so...who to believe? I believe him.

by Anonymousreply 1810/11/2018

[quote]Dennis Rodman's autobiography he said she was a limp fuck so...who to believe? I believe him.

Yea - Dennis thinks he has the answer to solving world peace with North Korea. I think he is a very reliable source.

Also Dennis had to ask his mom for help with the rent this month - his drug dealer was starting to get nasty.

by Anonymousreply 1910/11/2018

And honestly - when's the last time you took a good look at Rodman? He would make my dic limp ...

by Anonymousreply 2010/11/2018

But didn't her ex-husband say it was like sleeping with a piece of gristle?

by Anonymousreply 2110/12/2018

Rancid.

by Anonymousreply 2210/12/2018

[quote] Madonna's pussy

Topic already being discussed in the "is the leather scene dying" thread.

by Anonymousreply 2310/12/2018

I imagine that it is foul and loose!

by Anonymousreply 2410/19/2018

This thread reeks of misogyny.

by Anonymousreply 2510/19/2018

R25 = Madonna

by Anonymousreply 2610/19/2018

Stinks

by Anonymousreply 2710/22/2018
by Anonymousreply 2810/22/2018

Like mothballs and cat food

by Anonymousreply 2910/22/2018

I'm sure her breath stinks, with that damn grill in her mouth... gross.

by Anonymousreply 3010/22/2018

Not at all... It smells vaguely reminiscent of Sunday gravy with pork neckbones, and just a hint of garlic! Yum!

by Anonymousreply 3110/22/2018
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