I'm the bitchy rhyme Ethel made up to make up the way Jackie says her full first name!
"Jack-LEEN... rhymes with QUEEN!"
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I'm the bitchy rhyme Ethel made up to make up the way Jackie says her full first name!
"Jack-LEEN... rhymes with QUEEN!"
by Anonymous | reply 168 | October 24, 2019 9:54 PM |
I'm the part of Rosemary's brain that was lobotomized.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 10, 2018 2:49 AM |
I'm Joan Kennedy being forced to attend the funeral of Mary Jo Kopechne.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 10, 2018 2:52 AM |
I'm the linked-arms pose Joe Sr. favors for us!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 10, 2018 2:57 AM |
I am Rose. I am too busy hanging out with priests and bishops and what not to notice my husband is banging Gloria Swanson. Whoops another damn kid just dropped outta me.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 10, 2018 2:58 AM |
I'm Ethel's SORE cooter!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 10, 2018 3:02 AM |
Glug glug glug.*
*translated: "I'm Mary Jo Kopechne."
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 10, 2018 3:09 AM |
I'm the plane that Kick Kennedy died in.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 10, 2018 3:21 AM |
I'm the upcoming Rosemary Kennedy biopic starring Elisabeth Moss.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 10, 2018 3:23 AM |
We should start a club r8.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 10, 2018 3:25 AM |
I'm Joe Sr wondering what that fairy friend of Jack's from Harvard is doing hanging out here all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 10, 2018 3:25 AM |
I'm the tree Michael Kennedy skied into.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 10, 2018 3:29 AM |
I am Bobby’s side pussy because you know he was fucking around
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 10, 2018 3:29 AM |
I'm the Kennedy men inspecting the merchandise the first time Jack brought Jackie home. She's no Gene Tierney but she'll put out to anyone who is rich so we guess she'll do.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 10, 2018 3:30 AM |
I'm The Knickerbocker Club in NYC who won't admit you because you are (ahem) Catholic.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 10, 2018 3:30 AM |
I'm Mary Pinchot Meyer, JFK's mistress who was mysteriously murdered.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 10, 2018 3:31 AM |
I'm Patrick Schwarzenegger. Do I count or is my bloodline too diluted to be a true Kennedy?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 10, 2018 3:36 AM |
If you die in a plane crash you'll be a Kennedy.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 10, 2018 3:40 AM |
I'm Bronson Pinchot and I'm broke.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 10, 2018 3:41 AM |
The Kennedys...America's royal family.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 10, 2018 3:57 AM |
I'm r20, one of the family's many enabling sycophants.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 10, 2018 4:02 AM |
I'm Bobby Jr. and Chris Lawford's cunnilingus contest! Woo-hoo! PAR-TAY!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 10, 2018 4:07 AM |
I'm Lem Billings Kennedy cockgobbler extrordinare.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 10, 2018 4:07 AM |
I'm a pair of worn L.L. Bean khakis, and I'm not even sure who I belong to anymore. Whatever.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 10, 2018 4:09 AM |
I'm the third member of the plane club.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 10, 2018 4:12 AM |
I'm the tree that Michael Kennedy crashed into.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 10, 2018 5:24 AM |
R26 Sorry, I already said that. R12
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 10, 2018 5:28 AM |
I'm GAP Playlist Troll and even I'm creeped out by the OCD afflicted Kennedy Stans on DL. One of them lives secretly in the attic of a house opposite the Kennedy Compound in Hyannis Port, where winters are long. He may not make it through another.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 10, 2018 5:30 AM |
I’m Pat Kennedy Lawford’s double old fashioned glass - never empty (unless I was passed out) from morning till night.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 10, 2018 5:31 AM |
I'm Rosemary. I'm not an herb-- I'm a vegetable.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 10, 2018 5:33 AM |
I'm Joan Kennedy's liquor cabinet. I get emptied fast.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 10, 2018 5:40 AM |
I'm Rose's papal title of countess. I get trotted out all the time when she's in Europe, but am tactfully not used when she's in the US.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 10, 2018 5:41 AM |
I'm uh Caroline Kennedy and uh I'm a stuck up bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 10, 2018 5:41 AM |
I'm the professional face-sharpener employed by the family's women.
Behold, my masterpieces!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 10, 2018 5:43 AM |
I'm John-John's treasure trail heading south on the Kennedy Compound.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 10, 2018 5:45 AM |
I'm Jean Kennedy Smith, the last living sibling!
I am eager to share my skincare secrets with you.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 10, 2018 5:46 AM |
I’m Dr William Kennedy Smith and I’ll be examining you today - now please lay back and put your feet in the stirrups, good girl.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 10, 2018 5:49 AM |
I'm the dark deeds and deals done by Joe Kennedy that led karma to smite (and smite and smite) his spawn.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 10, 2018 5:51 AM |
I'm a bored shitless Jackie, filling up yet another ashtray with Pall Mall butts on the porch at Hyannisport, having to endure watching yet another idiotic touch football game on the lawn.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 10, 2018 5:53 AM |
I'm Rose, going on another shopping spree to the Continent, leaving my children in the nanny's care.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 10, 2018 5:57 AM |
I’m the poor, lowly Kennedy Staff Member ordered to clean all the blood and brain matter out of the Presidential Lincoln Continental limousine once it arrived back at Washington DC from Dallas. And I even used Bon Ami!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 10, 2018 6:13 AM |
I'm the maid that Peter Lawford claimed he heard Ethel call "stupid n*gger" because I tossed some scrap paper with scribbles on it. How's I to knows that the late honorable Senator Kennedy had created them there notes ?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 10, 2018 6:38 AM |
I'm some of the help at the Kennedy compound in Hyannisport. All of us are white because the old man won't have colored help so we're mostly shanty Irish.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 10, 2018 6:40 AM |
I'm Mary Pinchot Meyer, JFK's mistress. My diary mysteriously vanished immediately after I was murdered.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 10, 2018 7:07 AM |
I’m Rose’s half empty bottle of nail polish being returned to the drugstore by a maid. Rose expects a refund.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 10, 2018 7:14 AM |
I'm the Persian carpets at Hickory Hill ruined by Ethel's wildlife menagerie! The maids try to clean us up, but there's only so much you can do after you've been doused time and again in monkey piss and peacock shit.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 10, 2018 7:14 AM |
I'm Joe, Sr.'s big mouth, yapping forth his fascistic admiration and anti-Semitic inclinations. I will make it necessary for him to take a background role during his son's presidential campaign. Fortunately I will be largely stilled by a stroke in 1961, making his sons' political campaigns much easier.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 10, 2018 7:22 AM |
I’m a respected member of Ted Kennedy’s political staff visiting Ethel at her home. I am mesmerised, watching many of Ethel’s very young children, nieces and nephews doing cannonballs out of a second story window as they try to land on the cheap trampoline below. Ethel watches but shows no interest in their antics.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 10, 2018 7:22 AM |
We're the Gargans, always treated like red-headed stepchildren. I mean, we ARE red-headed stepchildren, but still...
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 10, 2018 2:03 PM |
I'm the 10th Duke of Devonshire. I think the Kennedy Curse rubbed off on me.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 10, 2018 2:15 PM |
I'm the peach cobbler the family has for desert.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 10, 2018 2:50 PM |
i'm the buck teeth and overused pencil dicks of the Kennedy boys
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 10, 2018 3:17 PM |
I'm Ethel's boogers, being tossed onto the Persian rugs at Hickory Hill.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 10, 2018 3:27 PM |
I'm the Howard Johnson's across from the Kennedy compound. Jackie and some of the other girls occasionally stop in for a clam roll, while the boys use our rooms with all the local sluts.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 10, 2018 3:30 PM |
I'm the Warren Commission report and I'm about as believable as Donald Trump's claims of being a self-made man.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 10, 2018 3:30 PM |
I'm old Rose, the only time they change my diaper, is when they roll me out on the porch for special events.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 10, 2018 3:32 PM |
I'm Jackie, with glazed-over eyes, listening to Rose yammer on and on and on about the Catholic Church and a blow-by-blow about what happened at her third Mass of the day. Where is Joan with her flask of whiskey? I need a cig too.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 10, 2018 3:35 PM |
I'm Joe Sr. , That Jackie is one Helllluva BITCH.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 10, 2018 3:35 PM |
I'm the "vitamin" shots given to President Kennedy. I give him lost of energy.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 10, 2018 4:10 PM |
I'm Rose wondering who that trollop Taylor Swift is who was trying to buy one of the houses on the compound.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 10, 2018 4:15 PM |
I'm Rose's church, St, Francis Xavier, on South St. in Hyannis.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 10, 2018 4:42 PM |
I’m the phone booth in which Bobby, er, um fucked Rudy.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 10, 2018 4:58 PM |
I'm mourning veils.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 10, 2018 4:59 PM |
I’m Scaasi designs, that don’t get discounted for First Ladies.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 10, 2018 5:07 PM |
I’m Ethel’s worn out pussy after having 11kids.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 10, 2018 5:11 PM |
Expanding on R50's post, I'm Joe Gargan and it's late 1966. I'm waiting/watching in the shadows for Joan Kennedy to pass out drunk somewhere.......anywhere **wink wink**
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 10, 2018 5:15 PM |
I'm the Mid Cape roadside swale that Joan keeps driving into.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 10, 2018 5:16 PM |
I’m the rotgut bootleg liquor the family fortune’s built on
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 10, 2018 5:22 PM |
I'm Joan's oft refilled cut crystal vodka decanter.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 10, 2018 5:26 PM |
I’m John Johns hot ass and cock.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 10, 2018 5:40 PM |
[quote]I’m Ethel’s worn out pussy after having 11kids.
I'm the tractor-trailer that could've driven through it like the Holland Tunnel.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 10, 2018 5:43 PM |
We're the Hyannisport police, dragging a blacked-out drunk Joan Kennedy from the backseat of another stranger's car, and taking her back home. We'll see her again in a week or two.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 10, 2018 5:48 PM |
^And I'm Joe Gargan again. I'll take it from here, guys! **wink wink**
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 10, 2018 6:02 PM |
I'm John F. Kennedy's foreskin that was removed at the age of 21, the official reason being phimosis, but it was probably because it was so riddled with STDs that it was rotting off.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 10, 2018 6:16 PM |
I'm Rose and I hate to admit this but ...... I have a gorgeous new black mourning suit & all the accessories so if God wants to take another of my children, well, at least all eyes will be on me at the cathedral !
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 10, 2018 6:33 PM |
ps ... And God, please before hemlines change. I'd just hate to have to spend $$$ on re-altering.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 10, 2018 6:35 PM |
I'm Martha Moxley..
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 10, 2018 6:47 PM |
R79
Not so. She was a Skakel family victim. The guilty boy's father Rushton Skakel was Ethel's brother. They are not Kennedys.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 10, 2018 7:01 PM |
I'm Pam Burkely and I JUST WANT TO REMIND all you gals out there who didn't learn by Turd's example at Chappaquiddick that getting into a vehicle with any Kennedy male can lead to disaster.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 10, 2018 7:05 PM |
I'm the Body Beautiful. That was my...whaddya cawl it......
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 10, 2018 7:13 PM |
I'm the Cepacol mouthwash in Joan's glass. She tells everybody it's lemonade.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 10, 2018 8:04 PM |
I'm Kathie Lee Gifford, close family friend who had to run off the set of LIve with Regis and Kathie Lee when discussion of JFK Jr's death 'got to ME!'
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 10, 2018 8:24 PM |
I'm Gloria Swanson, rolling my eyes and chuckling contemptuously as Joe Sr. begs me to bear his child.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 10, 2018 8:32 PM |
I'm a delusional old person, a leftover from the sixties, who still insists that the Kennedy family are America's royalty.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 10, 2018 9:20 PM |
I'm Suzy "Call me Suzy Chapstick" Chaffee, Olympic skier. I was schtuped by Teddy...
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 10, 2018 9:38 PM |
I’m the Kennedy shit they think doesn’t stink but it does.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 10, 2018 10:44 PM |
Omg! I’m R91. I can’t believe I wrote that, but I’m glad I did.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 10, 2018 10:46 PM |
Speaking of Kennedy shit, I'm the water faucet in the bathroom at the main house of the Hyannisport Compound Jackie turns on when she has to go to the bathroom to hide any unpleasant noises she might make. The sisters and Ethel are on to me, and find me hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 10, 2018 10:50 PM |
Hearing the trickling sound of running water facilitates urination.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 10, 2018 10:58 PM |
I'm the desperate plea for someone to please post the photo of Ethel picking her nose. I have looked everywhere for it to no avail.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 10, 2018 11:00 PM |
We are the various inferior women's colleges (most of us Catholic) that most of the sisters attend. The boys get to go to Harvard, but the girls' education doesn't really matter to their parents since the girls exist only to breed and pray.
However, we are conveniently close to major shopping destinations in NYC and Philadelphia, and we also are useful for providing other heiresses for the girls' brothers to marry.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 10, 2018 11:05 PM |
I'm the lousy $25,000 inheritance that Joe Gargan received from his Aunt Rose. If I had been a larger inheritance Joe would have kept quiet about Chappaquiddick and Senatorial Privilege would have never been published.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 10, 2018 11:40 PM |
I'm the Kennedys' enormous wealth and privilege as they continue to talk about signs of discrimination against Irish Catholics as if it occurred sometime earlier that day instead of a hundred years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 10, 2018 11:48 PM |
I'm Ted Kennedy's 18th glass of whiskey of the day.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 10, 2018 11:51 PM |
I'm CBK's slow decompositioning green Egyptian Musk Oil bought from an African vendor on Manhattan sidewalk in the 90s. I'm kept in the back of Lisa Besette's closet. Stored in a cigar box.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 11, 2018 12:12 AM |
I'm the homicidal suicidal ideation tantrum that finally clicked over the Long Island Sound one summer evening that forced our ashes to be scattered at sea.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 11, 2018 12:22 AM |
R95, see r3
by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 11, 2018 12:33 AM |
I'm Caroline's daughter Rose Schlossberg. I'm so glad that I got some of my Grandma Jackie's Bouvier looks instead of some of the hideous Kennedy looks.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 11, 2018 12:52 AM |
I'm drooling Joe Kennedy III.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 11, 2018 12:59 AM |
Thanks r102 how disappointing though. I always imagined her going in deep. Oh well.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 11, 2018 1:15 AM |
I'm the rollerblades that JFK Jr. used while shirtless.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 11, 2018 3:29 AM |
I'm Carolyn's sterling silver coke spoon.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 11, 2018 11:41 PM |
I'm the phrase "public service."
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 12, 2018 1:39 AM |
I'm entitlement!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 12, 2018 1:49 AM |
I'm Joe Jr., and I was the hottest one of them all. Even before my plane blew up, I mean.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 12, 2018 2:02 AM |
I'm the dominant gene responsible for the monstrous Chiclet teeth that stubbornly keeps getting passed down from generation to generation.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 12, 2018 2:07 AM |
I'm the guidette from the Bronx. Assistant and marital advisor at failing George magazine. I've personally witnessed John's bouts with suicidal ideation on numerous occasions.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 12, 2018 2:41 AM |
Yes! R108. I refer to my time on this earth as "public service". Great gig if you just claim it.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 12, 2018 2:45 AM |
Sorry to break the chain-
but I gotta comment on how nice JFK Jr was to look at it. That was one sexy man.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 12, 2018 2:46 AM |
I’m one of JFK’s pubic hairs...in Lem Billings teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 12, 2018 2:49 AM |
I'm Ann Freeman, regretting everyday that my daughter married into this hubris filled nutty clan.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 12, 2018 2:51 AM |
We're the posted speed limit signs ignored around Hyannis Port. Forced to stare at the pet and wildlife carcasses rotting on the roadside. Crows would use as landing pads to swoop down on the road pizzas at daybreak.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 12, 2018 2:52 AM |
I'm the Jeep that Joe Kennedy II flipped.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 12, 2018 2:53 AM |
Grass stains on clothing after family flag football matches on the backyard would later press me into service. Household staff would simply "Shout it out!"
by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 12, 2018 2:57 AM |
Hey there! I'm the sturdy rafter in the back barn converted to artist studio that Mary had full trust in.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | October 12, 2018 2:59 AM |
The midatlantic loaner horse that threw Jackie using dead stop technique because of my allergies to her saturation of tar and nicotine
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 12, 2018 3:06 AM |
I'm a Boiler Room girl who partied at Chappaquiddick and I helped in the cover-up.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 12, 2018 3:35 AM |
R111 Holy fucking shit! Are they in direct relation to the Windsors? You have all of that money and refuse to get your teeth sorted? I don't get that at all.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 12, 2018 3:47 AM |
[quote][R111] Holy fucking shit! Are they in direct relation to the Windsors? You have all of that money and refuse to get your teeth sorted? I don't get that at all.
There's nothing physically wrong with their teeth that would necessitate dental work (like overbite, crookedness). It's just that their teeth are so plastic-looking that they look like they're wearing oversized dentures or had overdone it on the veneers. It's like their version of the Hapsburg chin. As soon as you see those choppers on anyone, 99% of the time it's a Kennedy.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 12, 2018 1:36 PM |
Case in point about infamous "Kennedy teeth" (Maria Shriver and family).
by Anonymous | reply 125 | October 12, 2018 1:38 PM |
I think the 'teeth situation' is exacerbated by a lack of an upper lip.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | October 12, 2018 2:03 PM |
I'm a Shar-Pei. I'm often mistaken for a Kennedy woman.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | October 12, 2018 2:58 PM |
I'm the Oldsmobile in the water at Chappaquiddick.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | October 12, 2018 11:34 PM |
Out of all the Kennedy grandchild Rory is the most hideous one. Even Princess Caroline of Camelot isn't that horrible looking. Caroline's other daughter is ugly and so is the son.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | October 12, 2018 11:49 PM |
Jack Schlossberg is HOT!
by Anonymous | reply 130 | October 13, 2018 2:01 AM |
I'm Cheryl Hines Kennedy.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | October 13, 2018 4:15 AM |
I'm Jack Schlossberg's hideous nose.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | October 13, 2018 4:19 AM |
I'm Jack Schlossberg's middle name, so you don't just think he's some run-of-the-mill Jew.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | October 13, 2018 4:41 AM |
Let's be the Bush Family and see if OP still has a sense of humor!
by Anonymous | reply 134 | October 13, 2018 10:14 AM |
I'm Ted Kennedy Jr's amputated leg.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | October 13, 2018 4:57 PM |
I’m David the druggie that no one remembers cause I od’d 34 years ago
by Anonymous | reply 136 | October 13, 2018 5:29 PM |
I'm Patches Kennedy's gay voice.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | October 14, 2018 2:05 AM |
I'm Rachel Ward and I definitely remember David Kennedy.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | October 14, 2018 3:00 AM |
Re: the teeth. Linda Wachner has really long teeth, too. So do I.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | October 14, 2018 3:45 AM |
I grew up a southern WASP and everyone looked down their noses at the Kennedys. I used to think it was just because they are Catholic but I think it's more than that. That said I think most people felt the pain of the multi-generational losses they have had over the years.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | October 14, 2018 3:54 AM |
I’m the notion that we’re “lace-curtain Irish” but I’m incorrect.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | October 14, 2018 3:56 AM |
Shanty Irish
by Anonymous | reply 142 | October 14, 2018 11:09 AM |
I'm the middle aged drunk chauffeur dressed in drag from head to toe for some odd reason.....I purposely like to rile Rose while we're driving back and forth from Hyannis to Boston by saying "Well, here we are gain on your father's highway, Mrs. Kennedy." - "FRAAAAAANK! This is NOT my Fahthuh's HIGHWAAAAY!!!!" (the John Fitzgerald Expressway)
by Anonymous | reply 143 | October 14, 2018 5:47 PM |
I'm Conor Kennedy's mugshot after his arrest for defending a gay friend.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | October 15, 2018 2:46 AM |
I'm the unpaid bills that members of the family leave in their wake because the "common folk" are supposed to be thrilled to serve a Kennedy.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | October 15, 2018 4:54 PM |
I'm all of the girls and women that Kennedy boys and men have sexually assaulted. We could fill a stadium.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | October 15, 2018 5:18 PM |
I'm Rose's attitude with the help. "Henceforth, you will always use the back door!"
by Anonymous | reply 147 | October 22, 2019 4:51 AM |
I'm Louis B. Mayer’s former beach house, later bought by the Lawfords.
I have 13 bathrooms, and was built in 6 weeks by studio electricians, artisans and carpenters working round the clock by floodlights.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | October 22, 2019 5:13 AM |
Anyone who make a fun of America's royal family deserves to die a very long and painful death!
by Anonymous | reply 149 | October 22, 2019 5:38 AM |
I'm Judy Garland, aka "That woman who thinks she can just barge in where ever she wants" to Jackie. I casually saunter over to the JFK house's back deck to chat with Jackie as she paints. I approach her with good cheer asking "Whatcha painting?" only to be rebuffed with "You can watch if you like, but no one talks to me while I paint!" Taken aback by her rude snobbery, I hightail it outa there quick while downing the rest of my drink. I'm further humiliated as Jackie shouts after me "NEXT TIME, MISS GARLAND, PLEASE CALL FIRST!"
by Anonymous | reply 150 | October 22, 2019 4:39 PM |
I'm Jackie's dried up, crabby cunt....probably injected with syphilis yearly by darling hubby.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | October 22, 2019 7:54 PM |
And to be fair, Jackie was smarting with Garland on two justifiable counts: 1) she felt Garland was spending too much time with JFK, and 2) Judy's prior drunken and therefore belligerent tirade against a favored compound emlpoyee
by Anonymous | reply 152 | October 23, 2019 1:02 AM |
Jackie was often a bitch...
but Ethel was ALWAYS A CUNT!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | October 23, 2019 1:04 AM |
I'm Jackie's rack of Lily Pulitzer shift dresses, for her days off. (Each purchased via a blowjob to Joe Sr., who foots the clothing bills.)
by Anonymous | reply 154 | October 23, 2019 1:19 AM |
I'm Mary Richardson Kennedy's second grave. I'm 700 feet from my first grave that was deemed too close to the "real family".
by Anonymous | reply 155 | October 23, 2019 3:25 AM |
To R150, R152
I've never heard those stories about Garland and Jackie.
Are those stories for real?
Source, please!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | October 23, 2019 3:40 AM |
Two clips from separate Jackie interviews back in the day reveal who she was - and I was struck by both of them, one while JFK was seeking the VICE presidential nomination in 1956 and the other shortly before he became President in 1960. In the first, the interviewer was never shown and his question was not asked. It's just a clip of Jackie stating very unapologetically and equally forthright "Well, if he (JFK) liked being the vice presidential nominee, then I liked being his wife." Haha Hey, you gotta give it to her for being bluntly honest. That chick knew where she was wanting to go through her marriage, and the money was only part of it.
Now, in the second clip, again it occurred right before he won the presidency, she's asked "And your in love with him (JFK) aren't you?" I'll allow that she was embarrassed by the question, but she still laughed, looked away, and said "Noooooo." Uncomfortable silence for several seconds between she and the interviewer. She breaks the silence by stating "I said "no," didn't I? She laughs again at her faux pas. So the interviewer asks her again "And you ARE pretty much in love with him?" She blinks her eyes once with an accompanying singular nod of the head and concedes "I suppose so."
I like Jackie. I like Jackie a whole lot! Hahahaha
by Anonymous | reply 157 | October 24, 2019 2:46 PM |
Whaaaa? Uuuuuuh. Bleeeeee. Uh duh unstan.
I'm Rosemary's maybe.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | October 24, 2019 2:52 PM |
This shit here beginning at 01:38, though it's not in it's entirety as I described above.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | October 24, 2019 3:02 PM |
I'm openly gay Rep. David Cicilline (D-RI), college buddy of JFK Jr. Do you think I got some of that?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | October 24, 2019 3:08 PM |
^ YEP!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | October 24, 2019 3:10 PM |
I’m JFK Jr, wondering if the rumors about my paternity might actually be true.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | October 24, 2019 4:04 PM |
[quote] JFK was seeking the VICE presidential nomination in 1956
If memory serves, Jackie was pregnant at this time and later miscarried.
After JFK did not get the VP nomination, while she was in the hospital after her miscarriage, JFK was off yachting with friends in Europe.
He didn't come home.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | October 24, 2019 4:48 PM |
[quote]Glug glug glug.* *translated: "I'm Mary Jo Kopechne."
Glug glug glug.*
*translated: "I'm Ted Kennedy's wife."
by Anonymous | reply 164 | October 24, 2019 5:00 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 165 | October 24, 2019 7:32 PM |
I'm the unwary houseguests Joe Sr. regularly raped at 3:00 a.m.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | October 24, 2019 7:44 PM |
I'm Daryl Hannah and I just feel lucky to be alive.
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