Let's Pretend We're the "Liberal Hellhole" of Republican Nightmares

I'm atheism.

OP that was effing brilliant!

I’m the Mercedes Benz that the panhandler was spotted jumping into after a long day holding up a “Will Work for Food” sign at an intersection.

I’m the science class.

I'm Hollyweird.

I'm the mandatory biannual abortions all white women will be forced to undergo at Pelosi's Planned Parenthood chain. We're bigger than Walmart and the stem cells we harvest are REAL reason black women aren't aging as quickly as white women.

Don't worry, Susan, your tax dollars pay for that too!

I'm the Obamaphone the illegal alien is speaking loudly into in a foreign language while the cashier rings up her Coke, Pop-Tarts and Cheetos purchase on her EBT card.

I'm the gay man who lives next door slurping the ass juice out of his husband.

I'm the straight married neighbor of R8, getting his furry hole eaten like a vulture on the hood of my used 2014 Lexus (proudly purchased with Trump tax cuts) in the driveway, all in broad daylight.

I'm the black person in a hoodie who wasn't killed tonight.

I'm Harry Styles.

I'm the black guy with the big afro who is jumping up and down because he was just freed from bondage.

I'm Taylor Swift.

I'm Taylor Swift, and I'm pregnant with a black man's baby!

I'm the Obamacare death panels!

I'm the FTM trans opening the door to use the men's bathroom

I'm Taylor Swift and I'm pregnant with a black man's baby - and I'm going to give birth to him and call him Muhammed Obama Obama Mohammed.

I'm the 6'4" well-endowed man wearing a Sailor Moon wig lurking in the women's room.

I'm the gay gangbang held in a megachurch that dramatizes Confederate white boys getting pummeled by Mandingos and beaten with whips. Televised on Pat Robertson's 700 Club.

I'm the atheist black muslim disabled lesbian president.

I'm spelling and LITERACY!

Sung to the tune of "Camptown Races," I'm the opening bars of this song taught to the young proletariat at the national chain of Angela Davis Daycare Centers:

[quote]Ofays smell like mayonnaise, doo-dah, doo-dah!

I'm the black NFL player making $25 million a year, impregnating my white wife with mixed-race superhumans and then kneeling during the National Anthem.

I'm Hillary laughing over and over and over again as she points as you and tells you the past two years were all a dream and she's really the President.

I'm the halal butcher shop. Muslims are infiltrating!

We're the furniture in Jane Fonda's house, made from the bones of Vietnam POWs.

We're the salt lamps decorating the foyer. Our primary ingredient is white tears

I'm George Soros, writing checks for every protester.

I'm the billboard sized "Happy Holidays" sign put up on the White House lawn.

I'm the lesbian with the hairy armpits wearing a tank top.

I'm David Hogg and I've melted down all your assault rifles into giant statues of Lena Dunham, which will replace every statue dedicated to a confederate.

Also, all of your confederate flags are now rainbow flags. And your kids are gay. And your wife wants to marry your dog because the slippery slope started with gay marriage.

I'm Cletus rolling up to the counter in the sporting goods section at Walmart and finding out that they no longer sell bump stocks.

I'm customer service and you have to now press 1 for Spanish, 2 for English.

I am the sweatshop where white homeschooled Christian children are forced to decorate gay wedding cakes. The children must use unisex restrooms on their breaks.

We're Quontavious, Watermelondrea, and Ngbendu. We're three WASP kids from Westport, but a federal law written by Sen. Nkechi Amare Diallo (formerly Rachel Dolezal) now bans parents from giving their children traditional Anglo-Saxon names. (Our folks originally wanted to name us Max, Emma, and Harrington. EWWWW!)

I'm a teen slut and I can't wait to have an abortion!

I am a black man.

I'm the one percenter who just found out that my tax rate rose to 45 percent.

Now I have to sell my third vacation home in Cap D'Antibes.

I'm Beyonce and I'm your QUEEN.

Bow down!

I'm downtown Chicago, where you have to dodge gangbanger's bullets just to cross Michigan Avenue!

I am healthcare as a right, not a privilege, for each and every American.

I am Medicare For All.

I'm the person saying "Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day" instead of "Happy Columbus Day."

OP = Republican just trying to get its troll jollies off by bashing liberals.

Fake Ironic Satire Troll is probably just the Fake Concerned Democrat.

I'm the pledge of allegience restored to its former glory with the elimination of the words "under God".

I'm Data Lounge!

I'm Supreme Court Justice Dr. Christine Blasey Ford.

R43 I think the maybe you were born with a malfunctioning satire-dar.

This thread is my favorite one in a long time.

I'm presenting hellhole hole.

Same here

I'm Zombie Madalyn Murray O'Hair, and I eat the brains of born-again Christians!

I'm Michelle Obama and this is my line of salads you'll be eating every day for lunch.

I'm the mugger who has a syringe of "the HIV virus"!

I'm the gender inclusive dressup box in my child's Kindergarten.

Little Johnny has been expressing himself in a gender-stereotypical manner, so he was encouraged to try on the rainbow tutu today.

I'm the vegan gay wedding cake at the Black Muslim Bakery.

We're a non-binary AMAB polyamorous throuple. Children would only get in the way of our erotic lifestyle, but please meet our three rescue ferrets, Derrida, Foucault, and Lacan.

I’m a victory mosque. Come visit me at ground zero!

I’m in the Happy Holidays found in every school and storefront. Christmas is dead

I am the consent form all straight must present to their partners before engaging in sex.

I'm the Mexican who can legally vote because I'm a CITIZEN.

I'm the epidemic of thin-shaming.

I'm the Republican officials who actually uphold their principles of No Socialism and a Balanced budget, then cost the Republicans the Congress and White House in the next election!

We're your sons and we've been ACCUSED!

I'm an ELECTRIC CAR, and I am terrifying for unspecified reasons!

We're the Clintons' newest business venture, Bill 'n' Hill's Pedo Pizza Parlors of Satan!

[quote]I'm an ELECTRIC CAR, and I am terrifying for unspecified reasons!

I'm arugula. Same, sis!

I am Speaker of the House Hillary Rodham Clinton.

We're the kindergarten heroin ring funded by R64. Little brats are so much more bearable when they're nodding off instead of mouthing off!

I'm the black lady with 3 fake IDs who collects $200 in food stamps from 4 different states, totaling $800 a month. I sell $700 in food stamps each month for drug, hair, and lottery ticket money, and my children go hungry the last two weeks of the month.

Luckily my kids' public school gives them free breaksfast and lunch every day, including in the summer, because everybody knows that poor black single mothers have no problem starving their children and spending the food stamp money on themselves.

Oh, and liberals love me, because I'm black.

I'm Elizabeth Warren's chart-topping cover version of "Half Breed."

I'm the mildly retarded 15 year old black girl who just got pregnant on purpose by a fellow mild retard, so that I could collect a welfare check and get free housing. I won't love my child, or myself, and my child will grow up abused, neglected, and mildly retarded.

When my child fails in school and ends up in jail, liberals will blame white people, and defend me as a strong black single mother.

I'm OBAMAPHONES!

I'm the angry black thug who was raised by an abusive teenage single mother. I had already committed three violent felonies, but they still let me out while awaiting trial for attempted kidnapping and possession of a stolen gun.

I just fired into a crowd of people outside a club, and now some white college girl bleed a lot. Looks like I'll be going back to jail for 3-5 years. I ain't even scared dough.

I'm the cosmopolitan article teaching young teens how to have anal sex.

I;m the abortionist plucking the detritus from the wombs of dozens of hot sluts every day. My downstairs tenant is Mrs.Lovetts Meat Pies.

I'm DRAG QUEEN STORY HOUR at your local library!

I'm Ann Coulter, and I'm ever so nice since my reeducation.

I'm the crypto-Marxist liberal Jewish community, aggressively waging demographic and cultural warfare against the majority population for the sole benefit of the Jews. We also passionately support the preservation of the Jewish Ethno-State, because we know that diversity isn't really a strength at all.

I'm the MS-13 street gang that targets Hispanics for robbery, rape, sex slavery, torture, and murder. Liberals love me, because they don't care that I torture and kill Hispanics. Liberals think all Hispanics are the same, and that defending MS-13 is pro-Hispanic.

I’m a Starbucks holiday cup.

I'm the illegal Mexican who is coming to murder your blonde daughter. I'll then escape to a sanctuary City where I'll scam Medicaid and send my children to City schools.

I'm the gay community that has no loyalty in their love lives, and no loyalty to the US either. We are putty in the hands of Jewish Supremacist Marxists who want to turn the US into a brutal dictatorship for the sole benefit of the Jews.

I'm the new law against men manspreading and taking up space on public transit, signed in by Hilary Clinton

We're the gay conversion-therapy centers. Anyone who can't name the complete track list to [italic]Barbara Cook at Carnegie Hall[/italic] gets the cattle prod!

I'm r80, who knows nothing about the rape, violence, and domestic violence rapes in Mexico and Latin America.

I think that Mexican men are just as friendly towards women as white people are.

I'm the hot escort hanging out in the bars of the 5star hotels so that the out of town biz men can suck my cock before calling their wives to tell them what a great time they having in the big city, and hope that she and the kids can join him one day.

I'm the Bar Exam. I rarely see black people.

I'm California

It's early November 2020.

And I am President Nancy Pelosi.

I'm Stockholm Syndrome. After urban gays move out of the big city, they will realize that they had me the entire time they were living in the city. I help urban gays deal with the daily terror of rubbing elbows with hordes of ultra-violent African American sociopaths.

We're African American and Womens Studies departments. We were designed for the intellectually incompetent and morally bankrupt. If not for us, colleges would be missing untapped revenue streams.

I'm "Pajama Boy," the hated target of Deplorables everywhere!

I’m this guy

I’m the Black Panther Chapter that has set up shop in white surburbia. Oh and I’m going to impregnant all your white daughters and leave.

I've become a vegan male feminist!

I'm the eternally under-performing black public schools. We can't teach most black students to read at a 9th grade level, but we're good at teaching them to hate white people and to feel like hopeless victims. Hey, at least the black kids aren't blaming us, the schools, and we still getting payed!

I'm heap of radioactive rubble formerly known as the Russian Federation.

I fucked with too many elections and had to pay!

I'm the typical Jewish male. I call myself a feminist, because it suits my rapey side. I also call myself a Civil Rights activist, because I hate white non-Jews.

I'm Mandingo I have an 11" thick cock. , i'm a regular at the bachelorette parties and "girls night out" in the cities. Once your wives go back home to Salt Lake and Dubuque, they have a whole new outlook on life.

I'm the confused Russian troll, drawn to this thread like a latex condom filled with blood.

I'm a gay bar. I closed 5 years ago because the "gay community" is as absurd a concept as the "black community."

I’m the gun-taking-man. I’ve been heading your way since 1977 and could appear on your doorstep at any moment.

I'm r99. I support bloody blow job circumcision rituals for Jews, and female genital mutilation rituals for Muslims, but white people being white really piss me off!!!

I'm r101. I've never heard that Michael Bloomberg, Sheldon Adelson, Bernie Sanders, and Chuck Schumer all want to grab as many guns as possible, because it's good for the Jews.

CHUCK SCHUMER! BOO!

I'm Vladimira, and I was sentenced to gender reassignment by the International Court of Justice. My new vajeene isn't so bad now that I've gotten used to it.

I'm a gun-free zone. I have sky high gun crime because the street gangs know that nobody has lethal self-defense tools inside their houses and apartments and cars.

I am the bareback gangbang gay porn featured Mike Pence

I'm the transexual black lesbian in the wheelchair with 5 kids from 6 fathers, collecting disability and child support from he state. I voted 5 times on election day for the Working Families Party

I'm the gay pride parade. I'm segregated by race and socio-economic class, by a bunch of hypocritical "liberals" who practice casual racism every day.

I'm Grindr. I'm more white supremacist than a drinking fountain policy in the Jim Crow South.

I'm nothing. I'm what the gay community cares about what American civilization will look like in 50 years.

I'm the Jewish Brown grad teaching high school social studies at the exclusive prep school where Karl Marx and Franz Fanton are the core curriculum

I've joined the NAACP!

I;m the school nurse at the tony middle school, dispensing condoms, diaphrams and morning after pills to all the sexually active 12 year olds.

I'm r84. I come to place I don't belong, fail to grasp the time of threads, and can't help to inject my two cents.

I won't last long.

I am your automatic guns. I have been snatched from your patriotic hands!

Homosexual love nest

Hey rabbi, whatcha doin'?

I'm the registrar of elections, anytime anyone comes in to register as Republican, i throw the form in the trash.

They don't call it the Jew-dicial system for nothing.

We're the job-retraining centers in West Virginia where ex-miners learn to sew sequins on flawless gowns for Drag Race contestants.

We're Joycelyn Elders' Self-Loving Academies for Teens and Tweens.

We're the House of Representatives' Womyn's Caucus. The boundaries, oh, the boundaries!

I am the most effective voice in Progressive Talk radio. I am a proud lesbian, I know my way around Washington, and I am damn funny. I am Stephanie Miller.

I am equality for everyone.

R136 Though someone is going to have to teach those kids to wash their own damn sheets.

I’m PBS! This week, a very special ¡Bert y Ernie boda!

R139, aka, Socialism. Somebody, please explain “aka” to them.

I'm an endangered species, back from the brink of extinction!

I'm the Feminazi agenda chopping off all the penises in America.

I'm Datalounge and you can now distinguish alt-right trolls, gay nazis and Russian bots from good ole DL Wit & Wisdom just by using your brain.

I'm Amal Clooney posing for Vogue in a $15,000 Oscar de la Renta cocktail gown with a pile of artfully positioned 'legal papers' seeking to prevent the extradition of Julian Assange next to me on a Eames chair in my Lake Como mansion.

I'm [bold]Nike[/bold].

I'm Bernie Madoff

I'm the true welfare queen.

I'm a shish kebob

I'm consent

I'm CUCKS!

Drinking expensive COFFEE! In PUBLIC!

In the MIDDLE OF THE DAY when decent people are AT WORK!

I'm a free, nutitionally balanced, school lunch.

I'm an illegal imigrant from somewhere south of Arizona. When I'm not taking your job, I'm going from doctor to doctor, getting that free medical care. More vaccines, por favor!

i'm the tech geek that got a sweet job at Diebold. i put a software patch in the vote counting machines: Ds x1.1: Rs x.8

I’m the cappuccino at your local Starbucks. I am the symbol of all that has gone wrong with the American way.

I’m Obama’s secret plan to institute Sharia law. The fact that there is no evidence I actually exist just proves how dangerous I am.

I'm MOOSLIM postage stamps in a country where you're not allowed to say Merry Christmas!

i'm the 22 y.o. pharmacist from Allepo who's family was murdered by Isis, I walked barefoot from Syria to Austria, getting nearly beaten to death by the Hungarian fascists. I stowed away in the wheel well of a Lufthansa flight to NYC, It was an ordeal but well worth the suffering so that I'm now an illegal immigrant in the US and can throw gays off the top of the Empire State Building

I am universal free college education. I am just waiting to cause a rip in the time-space continuum.

I'm healthcare for everyone not just the corrupt nutjobs in Washington.

I am nutritious food. I am now readily available at affordable prices in your urban neighborhood or rural town.

We're clean air, clean water, virgin forest and unpolluted land.

A Republican's worst nightmare.

I’m SOCIALISM!!

I am strong unions. I provide comprehensive benefits and pensions to hard working Americans.

I am a minimum living wage of $15 per hour. I also include the mandate to offer comprehensive benefits, including paid sick leave, to both part time and full time hourly workers no matter what the size of the company.

I'm the homo shoving my sexuality down their throats.

I'm George Soros, I have unlimited funds and pay millions of people to hate you

I’m the 15 year old hussy of the welfare queen, and I’m pregnant with my second set of twins! I’m at Red Lobster with my mama, having Filet Mingon on MY VERY OWN welfare check, using their free wi-fi to go through this thread!

I am California. I don't guard voting records, so Californians can vote for the same candidate many, many times.

I'm Jesus Christ, I used to have a nice thing going but I was driven out of the churches for being a pussy and being nice to the wrong people,

I now live in Hell's Kitchen with my twink boyfriend

I'm charity food pantry. I don't exist anymore since everyone makes a living wage.

I'm a Toyota Prius'. I'm absolutely everywhere. It's like I'm the official motor vehicle of this Liberal Hellhole.

you'll have to pry our subaru outbacks from our cold dead fingers

I’m Netflix. I play things like, “Making a Murderer”, and “The Staircase”, reminding all liberals what scum white, Republican men are.

We're the hot black, latino, jewish, dominican, and italian studs in the cities, we have 10 inch dicks and 1000 T levels, we fuck 12 blond 10's every week so they won't even look at all the incels in mom's basement in Dumbfukistan

I'm the homeless encampment in a genteel suburb, I'm full of typhus and TB and will cause your property prices to fall.

R55 rescue ferrets = hilarious!

I am California. Because we are the richest and most populous state (by multiples) we get eight (8) senators and 115 votes in the electoral college -- all redistributed from Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Tennessee, Alabama, Oklahoma, Missouri, Mississippi, Louisiana and West Virginia.

I'm 95.5. I'm California's average IQ. I'm second lowest in the nation, with only black-heavy Mississippi ranking lower, at 95.2

I'm Bill & Hillary's talking tour!

I’m opportunity cost. I haunt the corners of your minds constantly, making you wonder if you could have charged more rent, cut more corners, or gotten just a little more blood out of that stone. When you see the working poor eating food, driving a car, or getting medical care, I remind you that they’re stealing your profits that could have been.

r182 doesn't notice the non-working poor, because he doesn't see color.

R116 to R122 trolling trolling trolling

I'm the History Channel. I've stopped airing Hitler shit. Instead I now air documentaries on Stonewall, bell hooks, the absurd moral panics of the 1980s and 90s, martyr Trayvon Martin, and saintly Cardi B.

I'm personal responsibility.

All republicans now have to actually embrace me rather than blaming their problems on the Clintons, Soros, the Obamas, CNN, the "Lamestream Media", the Jews, the blacks, FemiNazis, the LGBTQ community, "illegals", "Hollyweird", violent video games, rap music, God not being in the classroom, etc etc.

I'm r180. I was directed by the Kremlin to come here and post.

I’m coal. You can find me in a museum.

I’m President Nancy Pelosi. I stole the White House by impeaching both Trump and Pence.

188 posts an no one has mentioned how much we love soy?

tsk

I am us liberal's love of soy.

ps:

I'm somehow not surprised that I already have posters 116 - 122, and 180 already on ignore.

Also, rescue ferrets would be awesome.

I’m the crowd standing on the rubble of Trump’s beautiful wall, beckoning brown people to come on in.

I'm President Rosie O'Donnell eating all that pussy on the Oval Office desk while Trump gets none. Sad!

I'm science. I'm taboo and career-destroying when i don't fit with politically correct liberal thought policing. This is considered progress, and I am supposedly the enemy of progress now.

[quote] I'm [R180]. I was directed by the Kremlin to come here and post.

No kidding. When did we stop FFing flat out racists?

No Roseanne, Bridewars with bikers and carb limit laws.

I'm the new electoral college. California = 270. Red states combined = Zilch.

I'm a fact.

I am the imaginary food stamps people claim they see being used every day a the grocery store.....in reality, I look just like a debit or credit card

I am an “SJW.” I’m a literal teenager, exploring my identity and the greater world for the first time, and finding a lot in the latter to be concerned with. I express myself online, calling attention to some injustice, and a million angry people pile on me within seconds. I recieve death threats, am doxxed, and am “memed” a million different, disturbing ways, by people mostly twice my age and older, for being a young person with an opinion and the courage to share it.

Wait, was this supposed to be funny? I just can’t. None of this is funny anymore.

Hi I'm free healthcare.

I am a statute of a hero of the Confederacy. Or at least I used to be before I was wrenched off my pedestal, smelted and recycled into a push plate on a door at the Obama Presidential Center.

I’m a gay conservative on Datalounge. I was born to homophobic, conservative parents in an extremely homophobic and conservative environment, and my entire person has been shaped to curry favor from the people around me who, not at all secretly, hate what and who I am.

I come here to let off some steam by attacking liberals and other gay and trans people, because, in my fucked up brain, this feels good, at least momentarily. In a lifetime of pain and lacking any personal courage or natural empathy, this is the only way I cab survive, and it’s getting harder, daily. I will die alone, miserable, and probably early, and all I will have ultimately accomplished is the furthering of a system that oppresses people exactly like me.

I'm the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, consistently turning out well-made documentaries which tell the real truth about America, past and present - at least I was, until Republicans destroyed me.

Muriel, where are you?

I'm the "no-go" zone in a heavily populated Somali neighborhood in Minneapolis. I've heard stories where white passengers of taxis driven by Somalis end up here accidentally and are dropped off. I'm another "no-go" zone at the mall of America where somali teens riot, flash mob, and flirt with teenage white suburban girls.

I’m scienctific research. I will make progress that hasn’t been known since the 90s. I will end all post docs and put American scientists back to work where they will cure diseases AND make a middle class living at the same time.

I'm AIDS. I'd be extinct right now if it weren't for gay men and black people.

I'm Gov Moonbean of CA, Over the last 40 years I have perfected a cunning plan to establish a vibrant, progressive, compasionate, civil government for our "shining city on a hill", simply by eradicating rethuglican scum. more importantly, i've been able to duplicate our success in other states like OR, CO and NM. NV and AZ are now "transitioning" and TX and FL are on our radar.

I'm the mob mentality. [bold]BOOGITY-BOOGITY![/bold]

I'm sex education. Also, i'm teaching your children about oral, anal and multiple-partner sex, homsexuality, birth control methods and abortion. With manuals about how to fist fuck and masturbate with a summer squash.

R112 FRANTZ FANON

I'm the new $1 menu at what was formerly known as McDonald's that now features only organic meats, fruits and vegetables. No artificial anything. Each menu item was crafted to be nutritious, sustainable, and delicious.

A large portion of my sales gives back to fund an initiative that pairs thousands of personalized tutors with kids to get them back on track, especially those in rural areas and inner cities.

The tutors that are college grads get a big break on paying back their student loans. All tutors get full healthcare benefits and a decent living wage.

I'm the Vegans roaming the streets, arms outstretched and mumbling "GRAINS...GRAINS...GRAINS" or shouting "HAIL SEITAN" and shoving B12 supplements down your children's throats.

I'm the voting booths installed at the Mexican borders to make it easier for illegals to vote!

I'm the busloads of poors paid by George Soros to rig stuff.

I'm Hillary's 33,000 missing e-mails. We're shredding them and using them as confetti for the National Gay Pride Day parade on the white house lawn!

I was white privilege, but I ceased to exist when President Kamala Harris signed an executive order abolishing me forever.

You can’t shred those emails, r216. They’ve been bleached.

I'm Planned Parenthood. We are so well funded that we have opened clinics in every major county in the USA. We have especially increased our presence in southern states, because their people as it turns out, are most in need of our services. We provide abortions all day, every day, no questions asked. We have a giant PP in front our buildings that count the number of abortions we provide like they do on the McDonald's signs. We have served 9 million and counting...

Don't forget most of those are late term abortions. After all, it's the woman's choice. A lot of these "babies" like to put up a fight coming out, but we have the screwdriver or ice pick on the ready.

I'm the War on Christmas, and just like resolution guys who are through with the gym by Feb., I keep getting here earlier and earlier each year.

I'm Fox News and I'm now nothing but gay porn.

lol I love the gif in the OP. definitely the thing of Rethuglican nightmares.

I'm Secretary of State Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, projecting "American weakness" to the world.

Deplorables are TERRIFIED of appearing "weak."

I'm the incredibly humane, comprehensive and holistic mental health treatment centers for short term, long term or lifelong care. Zuckerberg, Bezos, Musk, Gates, Koch and other filthy rich billionaires were forced into giving a small % of their immense wealth to fund me. They didn't even miss the $$$.

I am the winter solstice holidays. Baby Jesus is totes down with me because Christmas was so crapped out by over commercialization it no longer had any meaning. Now people just stay home and meditate or do whatever the fuck they feel like. If they want to give someone a present they give it when ever they want.

We're The Yum-Yum Collective, a tasty chain of Commie-themed Cuban restaurants inspired by Che Guevara and the Castro regime. We're cat-friendly too!

I'm the unassuming white guy that will fuck any woman without a condom.

At last count I have 16 children by 12 women.

My genes will be sent into the future because most of the women are on public aid and I have no cash to pay child support.

Thank you suckers.

Lol at R228. Conservatives LOVE white babies, and want more and more of them born at any cost. It’s the black and brown ones that cause them nightmares, and they despise the idea of non-whites receiving any aid.

I'm the members of Pussy Riot, heading up a transition government from the carnivalesque atmosphere of Red Square after Putin was dragged from the Kremlin and extradited to The Hague.

I’m avocado toast made with gluten-free bread.

I’m a trans woman, using the ladies room to tinkle and fix my makeup. At the local elementary school. Where I teach.

I'm science. Dark religions of the past have departed and I reign.

Hi. We're renewable energy sources and sustainable agricultural methods.

[quote]I'm AIDS. I'd be extinct right now if it weren't for Ronald Reagan.

Fixed.

I'm marijuana and I'm EVERYWHERE.

We are PBS and NPR. We educate and inform the public via fact-based journalism. We are sufficiently funded with public donations and federal money for eternity.

I'm AMTRAK and I'm receiving 824.6 billion tax dollars this year to create coast-to-coast high speed rail.

We are the statues of Buddha, Baphomet, Shiva and the Star of David, popping up in all the state capitol buildings and court houses.

There will be no Republicans in the Liberal Hellhole.

They will be so inspired by the fair and equal treatment for all, support of vulnerable people (children, youth, the elderly, the sick, and refugees), the wondrous state of a healthy planet, the wealth of interesting reading material and entertainment available to all, and the buzz felt from love and acceptance that Republicans will cease to exist. They will throw down their arms and become sane, rational, and loving.

Republicans will become a blot on history, like the Hitler era, and the world will leave them behind. They will be obsolete, ashes on the dustbin of history, they will be no more, they will cease to be, bereft of life, pushing up the daisies, and the republican party's metabolic processes will be history. Off the elephant, shuffled off the mortal coil, running down the curtain and joining the bleeding choir invisible!! THIS WILL BE THE EX-REPUBLICAN PARTY!!

I am the black lesbian differently abled mayor of the town. My FTM husband stays home with our adopted Latinx children. I am a graduate from Yale Law School, my parents are millionaires, and all higher education in town is free.

I'm the GAY AIDS RING that the degnerate hellbound homos use to spread their gay cancer on all the good upstanding white, Christian youth of America.

I'm the big dance palaces full of music and lights and racial impurity and gender confusion.

I'm the Bespoke Anal Surgeon.

I'm the free municipal Wi-Fi.

I target white Christian conservatives with cancer.

US: I'm the successful and happy gay couple closing on their new home's paperwork and about to have a surrogate child.

Them: White middle-aged dudes on food stamps about to go without due to their tRump/McConnell/Coulter et al shutting down the government.

I'm the children that no longer say "Please" and "Thank You" because my communist parents taught me that I'm entitled to everything.

I'm the non-working white actors who can't make movies because every major role is going to transgender, differently-able people of color.

I'm the blank birth certificate, in which a child will fill in the blanks once they consent to whom they are.

I already live there, OP

I'm logic and reasoning supported by R197.

I'm a low-income person with a serious illness who needs major surgery. And I get the health care I need. HORRIBLE!

I'm Kamala Harris, Chief Justice of The Supreme Court.

I'm Michelle Obama's Communist shenis! I called the FEMA hotline on that fatass Pamela Taylor!

I'm social security. I'm not privatized.

I'm our national parks. We haven't been sold off to timber and mining companies.

I'm a wheelchair bound Native American lesbian - and I am your President!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO R255

I'm the woman getting an abortion and not feeling sorry about it afterwards.

I’se de crack ho. I gots me a hunned dollas uh weak frum de gubmint, an’ ah uses it 2 buy crack.

I'm the abortion being sold for parts.

I'm rimming right out in public!

I'm stem cells

I'm Medicare, and I've been negotiating lower health care costs with providers and BANKRUPTING drug companies and insurance companies!

I'm the GAO, and I've been collecting data on gun statistics and I've been doing everything I can to find dirt on the NRA!

Let’s pretend we’re liberals so nobody calls us out for derogatory, right-wing propaganda!

“I’m a proud, life-long Republican and here’s why I think you should consider my view ...”

I’m most republican voters with decent healthcare and consumer safety.

I'm the elimination of huge taxpayer giveaways to lure "job creators" to town, and I TERRIFY Republicans.

I am a child in public school learning about evolution and safe sex.

I'm Colin Kaepernick, and I'm posting about praxis on r/ChapoTrapHouse from my FREE iPhone XR (thanks, Bernie!) while getting simultaneously butt-fucked by a feminine penis and mouth-raped by a macho FTM fronthole! AOC is cheering me on from the sidelines by singing "The Internationale," but it's hard to understand her because her mouth is full of aborted fetuses!

We're the gay toddlers being transed into the opposite sex by their woke parents for refusing to conform to sexual stereotypes that should have been left behind in the 20th century.

We're the Communist daycare centers that Peggy Gravel ranted about in [italic]Desperate Living.[/italic]

This OP is just Boris trying to trick people into bashing liberals again.

Let’s Be a Republican dystopia instead.