I'll be Kramer's hands, rummaging through Jerry's fridge.
Let's pretend we're a "Seinfeld" episode.
by Anonymous | reply 491 | November 10, 2018 3:31 AM |
I'll only play along if I get to be Frank Costanza, the guy with the most laughs-to-script lines ratio.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 6, 2018 1:12 PM |
I’m Elaine’s Jewfro
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 6, 2018 1:12 PM |
I’m the bleak but entirely realistic ‘interior design’ of Jerry’s apartment.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 6, 2018 1:15 PM |
I'm the poison in the glue on the envelopes that killed George's fiance.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 6, 2018 1:16 PM |
I will be Jerry's dorky white sneakers and stiff black jeans, which looked ridiculous even in 1990.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 6, 2018 1:18 PM |
I'm the mouth-wateringly hairy chest of Elaine's profoundly dumb sometimes-boyfriend, David Puddy.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 6, 2018 1:20 PM |
I'm Mulva.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 6, 2018 1:21 PM |
I'm the $50 that Elaine says she'd accept in order to never see George again.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 6, 2018 1:22 PM |
I'm Dan Cortese whom George falls madly in love with.
Who wouldn't???
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 6, 2018 1:25 PM |
I am JFK jr, object of Elaine's lust.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 6, 2018 1:27 PM |
I'm Sue Ellen Mitschke, the Braless Wonder.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 6, 2018 1:29 PM |
I'm the pee stain Poppy left on Jerry's new couch.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 6, 2018 1:32 PM |
I'm the key to Elaine's locked vault of secrets.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 6, 2018 1:36 PM |
I'm the salad being prepared in Kramer's shower.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 6, 2018 1:38 PM |
I am a bowl of cereal, eaten by Jerry at any time of day or night.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 6, 2018 1:40 PM |
I'm Joe Dimmaggio, having a cup of coffee at Dinky Donuts.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 6, 2018 1:42 PM |
I am the bicycle that Elaine and Newman fought over
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 6, 2018 1:43 PM |
I am the Mulligatawny soup everyone queued up for.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 6, 2018 1:46 PM |
I'm the Early Bird Special, favored by Jerry's parents.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 6, 2018 1:46 PM |
I am the tooth brush of Jerry's girlfriend (DL fave Kristen Davis) that Jerry accidentally knocks into the toilet.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 6, 2018 1:47 PM |
I'm the heat and the ragged clothing that Elaine is fearful of in Hell.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 6, 2018 1:48 PM |
I am master of my domain.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 6, 2018 1:49 PM |
I'm Elaine's dark, shapeless, prairie-style dress. Guess what? I'm baaaaack...
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 6, 2018 1:50 PM |
I’m the nip.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 6, 2018 1:50 PM |
I'm a muffin top.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 6, 2018 1:51 PM |
I am the puffy shirt
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 6, 2018 1:52 PM |
I'm the Schindler's List make-out session!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 6, 2018 1:52 PM |
I'm Mr. Mandelbaum, and it's Go Time.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 6, 2018 1:53 PM |
I am Poppy's pizza.
Eat me.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 6, 2018 1:54 PM |
I am the Al Roker tv guide
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 6, 2018 1:55 PM |
I'm a 13-year-old boy who open-mouth kissed Elaine at his Bar Mitzvah, and proclaimed, "Now I'm a man!"
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 6, 2018 1:55 PM |
I'm the urban sombrero.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 6, 2018 1:57 PM |
I'm the fake 31-inch waist marked onto Jerry's jeans to hide the fact he really was a 32.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 6, 2018 1:58 PM |
I am the library detective.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 6, 2018 1:59 PM |
I am the massage table that Jerry never got to use
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 6, 2018 1:59 PM |
I am James Spader's sweater, forever ruined by George's enormous head passing through it.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 6, 2018 2:00 PM |
I'm Jerry's Nana. Elaine just told me to "drop dead!"
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 6, 2018 2:01 PM |
I am George’s shrinkage
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 6, 2018 2:01 PM |
I am the boy in the bubble
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 6, 2018 2:03 PM |
I am Elaine’s dance move
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 6, 2018 2:05 PM |
I'm Jon Voight's (or possibly John Voight's) teeth marks on a pencil.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 6, 2018 2:06 PM |
I'm Kramer's living room, decked out with the "Merv Griffin Show".
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 6, 2018 2:09 PM |
I'm the Puerto Rican Day episode in Season 9, which is the only episode not in syndication.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 6, 2018 2:09 PM |
I’m the bar in the elder Seinfelds’ pullout couch.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 6, 2018 2:10 PM |
You called me Shmoopy! You're Shmoopy!
Sadly, Jerry will choose the Soup Nazi's bisque over Shmoopy.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 6, 2018 2:11 PM |
I'm the sweater that Jerry's mother looks for when Elaine begs for the air conditioning to be lowered.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 6, 2018 2:12 PM |
I am the name that rhymes with clitoris
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 6, 2018 2:12 PM |
I’m Man-Hands
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 6, 2018 2:13 PM |
I am the mini mint that Kramer dropped in the operating room
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 6, 2018 2:14 PM |
I'm Uncle Leo's missing eyebrows.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 6, 2018 2:17 PM |
I am Seven
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 6, 2018 2:19 PM |
I am fear, our most primal emotion.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 6, 2018 2:19 PM |
I'm the presumed lack of availability of houses to rent in Tuscany.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 6, 2018 2:20 PM |
I am the goldfish in the parking lot
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 6, 2018 2:22 PM |
I’m Elaine’s diaphragm that flew out of her purse when she tossed onto the coffee table.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 6, 2018 2:23 PM |
I'm an un-rewound VHS tape of "Rochelle, Rochelle"
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 6, 2018 2:24 PM |
I am the cookies served in the first class flight cabin
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 6, 2018 2:25 PM |
R58 should have read Rochelle, Rochelle.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 6, 2018 2:25 PM |
I am Mrs. Ross, enjoying cocktail hour. Where I live, every hour is cocktail hour.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 6, 2018 2:25 PM |
I am Witchy Woman, Elaine’s song
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 6, 2018 2:27 PM |
I'm Dr. Reston
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 6, 2018 2:27 PM |
I'm Elaine, on my way to a drug test with urine "borrowed" from Jerry's mother.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 6, 2018 2:27 PM |
I am the sponge unworthy guy
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 6, 2018 2:29 PM |
I am the hand gesture move George makes in the car when braking
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 6, 2018 2:30 PM |
I'm the wedding cake from the Duke and Duchess of Windsor's nuptials that Elaine ate from J Peterman's mini fridge
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 6, 2018 2:37 PM |
I am the Good Samaritan law in France, which lands them all in jail for having broken it in the last episode.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 6, 2018 2:37 PM |
I'm the Dojo of 6 year olds being dominated by Kramer.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 6, 2018 2:38 PM |
I'm Tim Watley.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 6, 2018 2:40 PM |
I am the pretzels that’s making Kramer dry
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 6, 2018 2:41 PM |
I'm some ugly baby
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 6, 2018 2:42 PM |
I am the Feats of Strength and the Airing of Grievances!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 6, 2018 2:43 PM |
I am John Germaine, a great sax player. Going "south of the border" is not in my repertoire.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 6, 2018 2:43 PM |
I am the show about nothing George was trying to sell
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 6, 2018 2:44 PM |
I'm yadda, yadda, yadda.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 6, 2018 2:45 PM |
I am the panties that Jerry’s girlfriend’s mom laid out for her
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 6, 2018 2:46 PM |
I'm Lloyd Braun. Wanna buy a computah?!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 6, 2018 2:50 PM |
I'm Uncle Leo. Helllooo!!!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 6, 2018 2:51 PM |
I'm Insanity Later.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 6, 2018 2:52 PM |
I am Jerry the anti dentite
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 6, 2018 2:53 PM |
I'm the hair you sold me, with cake around it
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 6, 2018 2:54 PM |
I am the 2 colored biscuit, whatsthename ?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 6, 2018 2:55 PM |
I’m gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 6, 2018 2:56 PM |
I am the fruit shop that Kramer was barred from shopping
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 6, 2018 2:58 PM |
I'm the Summer of George.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 6, 2018 2:59 PM |
I am the orgasms that Elaine faked with Jerry
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 6, 2018 3:00 PM |
I am Art Vanderlay.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 6, 2018 3:00 PM |
I am Moviephone. Why don’t you just tell me which movie you want to see.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 6, 2018 3:01 PM |
I'm the Jimmy legs. Kramer's got 'em.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 6, 2018 3:01 PM |
I am the pez dispenser.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 6, 2018 3:01 PM |
I am George, ensconced in velvet.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 6, 2018 3:02 PM |
I am George's worlds and I am colliding.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 6, 2018 3:05 PM |
I am one magic loogie!
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 6, 2018 3:12 PM |
I am the couch grass that sent George to the hospital but not before the ambulance crashed .
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 6, 2018 3:13 PM |
I am It. I took It. Out.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 6, 2018 3:14 PM |
I'm the Bizarro World.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 6, 2018 3:18 PM |
I'm the dingo that may or may not have eaten your baby.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 6, 2018 3:21 PM |
I am three squares. I cannot be spared.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 6, 2018 3:22 PM |
I am not a lesbian. I may hate men, but I am not a lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 6, 2018 3:24 PM |
I am sweatpants. I am telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.'
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 6, 2018 3:26 PM |
I am the coveted Bubka, available in chocolate and cinnamon.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 6, 2018 3:29 PM |
I am the big salad.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 6, 2018 3:32 PM |
I am the sea. I was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli...
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 6, 2018 3:33 PM |
I am the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen... So who is having sex with the rooster?!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 6, 2018 3:36 PM |
That's perverse, R105!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 6, 2018 3:38 PM |
I am the Mansiere. Or the Bro.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 6, 2018 3:42 PM |
I am the square that no one would spare.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 6, 2018 3:44 PM |
I'm the marble rye bread.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 6, 2018 3:47 PM |
I'm Del Boca Vista's HOA.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 6, 2018 3:50 PM |
I’m Nana’s birthday cheques. I never expire.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 6, 2018 3:52 PM |
I am the Space Pen of Jack Klompus, resident of the The Pines of Mar Gables Phase II condos.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 6, 2018 3:54 PM |
I am Rusty's gastro intestinal disaster caused by Kramer feeding him Beef A Reeno.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 6, 2018 3:55 PM |
I am sponge worthy.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 6, 2018 3:56 PM |
I’m the woman Jerry mugs to get the marble rye in R109!
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 6, 2018 4:06 PM |
I am the offended old woman who had a pony when she was a child in Poland.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 6, 2018 4:09 PM |
I'm Jerry, doing community-theater-level acting in every episode.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 6, 2018 4:17 PM |
I the old woman Jerry mugs for the rye, and I come back to bite Jerry and his father in the ass with a vengeance.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 6, 2018 4:21 PM |
I am fluorescent lighting. I have magical transformative powers.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 6, 2018 4:23 PM |
I'm the suede jacket with the pink stripped lining.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | October 6, 2018 4:27 PM |
I'm Jerry's unfunny snide remarks.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 6, 2018 4:28 PM |
I'm the underwear my mother laid out for me.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 6, 2018 4:33 PM |
I am the Moops, who invaded Spain in the 8th century.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 6, 2018 4:43 PM |
I'm Bozo. George has to forget me. I'm out. I'm finished. It's over for me.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 6, 2018 4:45 PM |
I'm the multiple weird baby boomer pop cultural references that will puzzle Generation Xers, and then we will complain ourselves twenty years later when Millennials and iGens don't get our own pop cultural references.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | October 6, 2018 4:58 PM |
I'm the egg white omelets Jerry always orders at Monks in the mistaken assumption that these will keep him trim rather than giving up on his constant diet of cereal.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | October 6, 2018 4:59 PM |
I am George using his body as an amusement park.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | October 6, 2018 5:10 PM |
I'm the 66 hot women Jerry fucked during the series, the 47 who put out for George, the 16 who got Kramer off, and the 50 men Elaine serviced.
Of these statistics I can only find slutty Elaine's even remotely credible.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | October 6, 2018 5:10 PM |
I'm James Patrick Stuart (aka Valentine from GH and Guy on Frasier) silencing Elaine when Desperado comes on the radio.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | October 6, 2018 5:17 PM |
I'm an egg yolk in the omelette at the inferior diner. Would it kill you to order me once in awhile? I won't kill you!
by Anonymous | reply 130 | October 6, 2018 5:19 PM |
I'm Puddy. I'll be back later. We'll make out.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | October 6, 2018 5:21 PM |
I'm The Beach. Brought to you by Kramer swimming in the East River.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | October 6, 2018 5:22 PM |
I'm Frank Costanza's shoes. I'm removed for no one!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | October 6, 2018 5:24 PM |
I am the John Cheever love letters that survived the cabin fire.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | October 6, 2018 5:30 PM |
I'm the decades overdue copy of Tropic of Capricorn (or was it Tropic of Cancer?)
by Anonymous | reply 135 | October 6, 2018 5:32 PM |
I'm Jerry's black SAAB convertible that was permanently stunk out by the BO of a parking valet.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | October 6, 2018 5:33 PM |
I'm Susan's doll that looks just like Estelle.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | October 6, 2018 5:39 PM |
I'm the never seen Cousin Jeffrey.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | October 6, 2018 5:41 PM |
I'm the Jesus Fish that Elaine stole off the back of Puddy's car.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | October 6, 2018 5:42 PM |
I'm Aunt Baby.
No one talks about me.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | October 6, 2018 5:43 PM |
I'm the ratio of hotness of the women to the hotness of men in the cast they date. I'm off the charts.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | October 6, 2018 5:43 PM |
I'm the goiter of the elderly Indian woman that was Mahatma's secret lover.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | October 6, 2018 5:49 PM |
R13 - I thought I was peppermint schnapps?
by Anonymous | reply 143 | October 6, 2018 5:59 PM |
I’m the parade of Macintoshes on the desk in Jerry’s apartment.
We’re never used, but we get upgraded every couple of years to the latest models.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | October 6, 2018 6:01 PM |
I'm the glass bottle of Snapple in Jerry's fridge.
I'm too fruity.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | October 6, 2018 6:07 PM |
I am Elaine's internal monologue when the subway train stalls in the tunnel on the way to the Lesbian Wedding.
I am The Queen of Confrontation.
I am in my high-neck flannel nightgown, leaning out the window, screaming, "Shuuuuuuuuuut Uuuuuuuuuuuuup!" at the neighbor's constantly barking dog.
I am The Big Salad. You know, it's big, it comes in a big bowl with a lot of stuff in it.
I am a hand model, taking a nap under my desk.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | October 6, 2018 6:34 PM |
I am Jerry's enormously magnified eyes behind the glasses with the huge thick lenses that Jerry wears so Lloyd Braun won't think other people think he's crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | October 6, 2018 6:37 PM |
We are Elaine's vintage suit jackets.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | October 6, 2018 6:41 PM |
I am the Festivus pole
by Anonymous | reply 149 | October 6, 2018 6:45 PM |
I am Kramer's luscious body hair that grew back thicker after he shaved it.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | October 6, 2018 6:49 PM |
I'm hideous! Look away!
by Anonymous | reply 151 | October 6, 2018 6:53 PM |
I will never understand people. They are the worst.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | October 6, 2018 7:01 PM |
I'm Elaine's hyper-sensitive, politically correct Native American friend who is offended by virtually everything that comes out of Jerry's mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | October 6, 2018 7:11 PM |
I'm Sidra's breasts. We're real, and we're spectacular.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | October 6, 2018 7:15 PM |
I'm illegally harvested lobsters, some of which are surreptitiously fed to Jerry's bitchy kosher girlfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | October 6, 2018 7:17 PM |
I’m Jodie Foster trying to act straight. I fail miserable in every movie.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | October 6, 2018 7:22 PM |
I am Susan's Aunt Sarah. I did not have the common courtesy to wipe my wheels.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | October 6, 2018 7:44 PM |
I am the balm. I did not tell you to put it on.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | October 6, 2018 7:54 PM |
I'm the bra worn as a top
by Anonymous | reply 159 | October 6, 2018 8:07 PM |
I'm Elaine's dream in which she had a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | October 6, 2018 8:07 PM |
I'm the coffee table book about coffee tables
by Anonymous | reply 161 | October 6, 2018 8:10 PM |
I'm Mrs Seinfeld, and in the old days I used to fuck James Dean. I was the best he ever had.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | October 6, 2018 8:10 PM |
I'm the eclair in the trash can.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | October 6, 2018 8:16 PM |
I’m George Steinbrenner; the word around the office is that Costanza’s a Communist.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | October 6, 2018 8:25 PM |
I'm Kim Zimmer looking down my nose at Elaine.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | October 6, 2018 8:27 PM |
I’m Newman’s fantasy of Kramer as a roast turkey.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | October 6, 2018 8:38 PM |
I'm the Jewish in-jokes that go over the heads of 95% of the audience.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | October 6, 2018 8:46 PM |
I'm The Equipment. On a good week, Elaine gets to spend about 30 minutes with me.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | October 6, 2018 8:48 PM |
I am Babe Ruth's jersey, smeared with George's strawberry juice.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | October 6, 2018 8:56 PM |
I'm Elaine's boss, Mr. Pitt, closing the shaggiest of shaggy-dog episodes with a Hitler mustache and a stiff-armed salute.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | October 6, 2018 8:58 PM |
I'm the AIDS ribbon Kramer refused to wear
by Anonymous | reply 171 | October 6, 2018 8:59 PM |
I'm The Maestro.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | October 6, 2018 9:01 PM |
I’m Little Jerry Seinfeld, the fighting cock
by Anonymous | reply 173 | October 6, 2018 9:01 PM |
I'm the Velvet Fog.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | October 6, 2018 9:06 PM |
I'm the shadow of the woman getting a sponge bath projected on the curtain divider.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | October 6, 2018 9:10 PM |
I'm the "something" George's new homely secretary wants to show him.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | October 6, 2018 9:11 PM |
I'm the possibility Elaine is not as attractive as she thinks she is. Jerry thinks anything's possible.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | October 6, 2018 9:38 PM |
I'm Kramer's dresser drawers that the Japanese businessmen tourists need to be freed from by force.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | October 6, 2018 10:10 PM |
I'm J. Peterman. And, that's my jacket.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | October 6, 2018 10:23 PM |
I'm the hot, bearish, bearded Black queen who works at Monk's but goes largely unnoticed. I once try to inform George that I'm gay.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | October 6, 2018 10:25 PM |
I'm coffee, but when George's date says my name, she really means sex.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | October 6, 2018 10:37 PM |
I'm the "Bugs Bunny" opening song, being sung by Jerry as he and Elaine head to the opera.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | October 6, 2018 10:41 PM |
I'm the risotto. George's date doesn't feel the same way after sleeping with him as she does after eating me.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | October 6, 2018 10:43 PM |
I'm reservations. The car rental lady knows how to take me; she just doesn't know how to hold me
by Anonymous | reply 184 | October 6, 2018 10:44 PM |
I'm Grandma Memma's napkins filled with half chewed mutton.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | October 6, 2018 10:46 PM |
I'm Holly, Elaine's bitch cousin, whose family Grandma Memma seemed to prefer.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | October 6, 2018 10:48 PM |
I'm a tiny red dot on a cashmere sweater.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | October 6, 2018 10:55 PM |
I'm the urban sombrero, invented by Elaine.
In later years, I will be affected by Pharrell.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | October 6, 2018 10:57 PM |
It combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache!
by Anonymous | reply 189 | October 6, 2018 10:59 PM |
I'm George's low talking girlfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | October 6, 2018 10:59 PM |
I'm Fusilli Jerry!
by Anonymous | reply 191 | October 6, 2018 11:03 PM |
I'm a cleaning lady being fucked by George on the office floor. (He hadn't been aware that that sort of thing was frowned upon.)
by Anonymous | reply 192 | October 6, 2018 11:07 PM |
I'm the video store where George sees Susan with her new lesbian lover after she flees heterosexuality because of him.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | October 6, 2018 11:12 PM |
I'm Donna Chang, tricking Jerry into thinking he has a date with a hot Asian girl. (And how can it be racist if you like them?)
by Anonymous | reply 194 | October 6, 2018 11:12 PM |
I'm Kathy Griffin, seemingly taking great pleasure in calling Jerry Seinfeld "the devil."
by Anonymous | reply 195 | October 6, 2018 11:15 PM |
I’m the chocolate bar that insists to be consumed with knife and fork
by Anonymous | reply 196 | October 6, 2018 11:21 PM |
We are the Korean ladies Elaine suspect were making fun of her.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | October 6, 2018 11:22 PM |
I’m Pagliacci the opera clown.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | October 6, 2018 11:23 PM |
I'm Marlee Matlin as Jerry's deaf girlfriend, thankful to be appearing in something that was just funny, rather than yet another (cringe) "very special episode".
by Anonymous | reply 199 | October 6, 2018 11:24 PM |
I'm the enema bag that Kramer buys to remedy his major constipation, much to the delight of Jerry, George and Elaine.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | October 6, 2018 11:26 PM |
I am the dust on the green bicycle that never got ridden.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | October 6, 2018 11:26 PM |
I’m Blossom. Boy, am I on the wrong lot.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | October 6, 2018 11:27 PM |
I'm the coffee that Kathie Lee Gifford spits all over her Kathie Lee Original from K-Mart thanks to Kramer.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | October 6, 2018 11:27 PM |
I'm the voice ("Hellooooo"). Jerry would rather so me than continue to date Claire.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | October 6, 2018 11:35 PM |
I’m the massage Jerry never received from his masseuse girlfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | October 6, 2018 11:39 PM |
Oh, [italic]hello,[/italic] Newman.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | October 6, 2018 11:45 PM |
I'm David Puddy's -- or possibly Joe Mayo's -- fur coat hanging from a tree.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | October 6, 2018 11:49 PM |
I'm a counter-clockwise swirl.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | October 6, 2018 11:52 PM |
I'm T-Bone!
by Anonymous | reply 209 | October 6, 2018 11:53 PM |
I'm the squirrel that George hit with his car. Don't forget to keep my tail elevated!
by Anonymous | reply 210 | October 7, 2018 12:03 AM |
I'm Ocean by Calvin Klein
by Anonymous | reply 211 | October 7, 2018 12:06 AM |
I'm Frank Costanza's moth-infested loungewear.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | October 7, 2018 12:22 AM |
I'm a paper sculpture made from the Al Roker TV Guide by the creepy guy who met Elaine on the subway.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | October 7, 2018 12:25 AM |
I'm Big Headed Elaine's cab driver.
"Little more... Little more."
by Anonymous | reply 214 | October 7, 2018 12:30 AM |
I'm Denim Vest.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | October 7, 2018 12:30 AM |
I'm infestation, which Frank Costanza will not tolerate.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | October 7, 2018 12:50 AM |
I’m Newman’s undelivered mail
by Anonymous | reply 217 | October 7, 2018 12:52 AM |
I'm Elaine's vacationing next-door neighbors' cat, anxiously devouring paper-thin sliced meat, as Elaine and Kramer slide it under the door.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | October 7, 2018 1:13 AM |
I'm Jackie Chiles. Your case is outrageous, egregious, preposterous.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | October 7, 2018 1:14 AM |
I'm the cinnamon babka Jerry and Elaine have to buy because they ran out of chocolate. I am considered a lesser babka.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | October 7, 2018 1:16 AM |
I'm Susan's tightly wound, lockjawed, always-half-soused, repressed uber-WASP mother.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | October 7, 2018 1:17 AM |
I'm dad jeans!
by Anonymous | reply 222 | October 7, 2018 1:19 AM |
I'm tha BAY-BEE that Jerry's gotta SEE!
by Anonymous | reply 223 | October 7, 2018 1:19 AM |
I'm the high talker, always being mistaken for my wife on the phone.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | October 7, 2018 1:20 AM |
I'm Donald O'Brien, leader of the Aryan Union. Or am I?
by Anonymous | reply 225 | October 7, 2018 1:26 AM |
I'm Jerry's date who saw him picking his nose. I know what I saw, despite his denials.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | October 7, 2018 1:26 AM |
I'm the shot Elaine needs after being bit by a dog. Woof woof, not bang bang.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | October 7, 2018 1:30 AM |
I'm the president of Matsushimi and I am deeply offended that Pendant's editor-in-chief will not shake my hand.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | October 7, 2018 1:31 AM |
I'm the English Patient. I should just DIE already!
by Anonymous | reply 229 | October 7, 2018 1:38 AM |
I'm Jonathan Penner and I play the drug addict with whom Elaine has the Drunken Makeout Session at the company party.
I inspire the Detox Poncho.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | October 7, 2018 1:41 AM |
I'm the Human Fund. A donation has been made to me in your name, in lieu of a gift.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | October 7, 2018 1:42 AM |
I am Sack Lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | October 7, 2018 1:53 AM |
I'm Earth, Wind and Fire's "Shining Star", still trying to live down the spectacle of Elaine "dancing" to me.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | October 7, 2018 1:55 AM |
I'm George's porn star alias: Buck Naked
by Anonymous | reply 236 | October 7, 2018 2:12 AM |
I'm Kramer's idea to put cement in a washing machine, to get back at a laundromat owner for Jerry, an idea that should have been funnier than it ended up being.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | October 7, 2018 2:20 AM |
"I'm Jerry's date who saw him picking his nose. I know what I saw, despite his denials."
You are Tia, a Calvin Klein model.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | October 7, 2018 2:22 AM |
I’m Seven Costanza.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | October 7, 2018 2:25 AM |
I'm Elaine Benes, Queen of the Gangbangs.. Someday I'll hire Michael Avenatti and run for Vice President.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | October 7, 2018 2:27 AM |
I'm the Devine Miss M, currently starring in the musical adaptation of Ro chelle, Rochelle.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | October 7, 2018 2:29 AM |
I'm the reverse peephole.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | October 7, 2018 2:33 AM |
I'm an "ASSMAN" vanity plate on Kramer's car
by Anonymous | reply 243 | October 7, 2018 2:35 AM |
I'm Farfel.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | October 7, 2018 2:41 AM |
I'm Baboo and I know that Jerry is a very, very, very, very bad man!
by Anonymous | reply 245 | October 7, 2018 3:06 AM |
I'm Keith Hernandez. I was in Game Six.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | October 7, 2018 3:09 AM |
I'm Kenny Bania. Order the swordfish at Mendy's. It's the best, Jerry! The best!
by Anonymous | reply 247 | October 7, 2018 3:14 AM |
I’m Elaine’s pair of Boticellis. Don’t you see how everybody likes me and everybody talks about me?
by Anonymous | reply 248 | October 7, 2018 3:16 AM |
I'm the lobster bisque. I've been mentioned.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | October 7, 2018 3:18 AM |
I'm ethnic ambiguity.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | October 7, 2018 3:22 AM |
I choose not to run!
by Anonymous | reply 251 | October 7, 2018 3:23 AM |
I'm Jerry's apartment door that is never locked and gets slammed multiple times each episode.
I'm Elaine's teeth that look like they can bite a cock off. No wonder she is desperate for attention all the time, even with guys she doesn't want to fuck.
I'm the booger that Jerry mined out of his big nose---I was flicked quicly from his fingers but I am still around, waiting to disintegrate and disappear forever.
I'm George's pee ---still in the shower pipes.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | October 7, 2018 3:24 AM |
I’m the Label Baby Jr. that was regifted by one, Tim Whatley.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | October 7, 2018 3:30 AM |
I'm Jerry, gettin' jiggy with it!
by Anonymous | reply 254 | October 7, 2018 3:39 AM |
I am Seinfeld, party of 4. Just five, ten more minutes for your table at the Chinese restaurant.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | October 7, 2018 4:34 AM |
never able to watch past 6 minutes...dumb, icky, middle class bullshit humor
dumbing down of us
by Anonymous | reply 256 | October 7, 2018 4:52 AM |
r256 is Patrice, the pretentious accountant
by Anonymous | reply 257 | October 7, 2018 5:43 AM |
I'm the pinky toe, back in place at the end of the line.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | October 7, 2018 6:39 AM |
I'm the stump muffins Rebecca De Mornay returned in disgust!
by Anonymous | reply 259 | October 7, 2018 6:55 AM |
[Quote] I'm ethnic ambiguity.
Come shop at the Gap!
by Anonymous | reply 260 | October 7, 2018 1:08 PM |
I'm Puddy's "Behind the 8 Ball" jacket.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | October 7, 2018 1:09 PM |
I'm Kramer's massive collection of vintage camp shirts
by Anonymous | reply 262 | October 7, 2018 1:14 PM |
I'm Rebecca De Mornay again, just waiting to jump over this counter and punch you in the brain.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | October 7, 2018 1:18 PM |
I'm the neon sign from Kenny Rodgers' Roasters that kept Kramer up all night.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | October 7, 2018 1:20 PM |
I'm the toilet book Rebecca De Mornay is so upset about. Nobody wants me.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | October 7, 2018 1:27 PM |
I'm a chip that George double-dipped.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | October 7, 2018 1:43 PM |
I'm the expression "Who ARE these people?", which everyone's Jerry Seinfeld impression begins with, but which Jerry Seinfeld, to my knowledge, never actually said.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | October 7, 2018 2:12 PM |
I'm George's suggestions of "Tippy-toe", and the song "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?" as secret codes when Jerry was going to switch the answering machine tapes, both rejected by Jerry, for "Lemon Tree".
by Anonymous | reply 268 | October 7, 2018 2:43 PM |
I'm Kramer going commando. I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it!!!
by Anonymous | reply 269 | October 7, 2018 3:17 PM |
I'm Elaine. Well! I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over the *excruciating* minutia of every, single, daily event...
by Anonymous | reply 270 | October 7, 2018 3:21 PM |
I'm George's answering machine recording, a take-off on Joey Scarbury's "Believe it or Not."
by Anonymous | reply 271 | October 7, 2018 3:22 PM |
I'm George's answering machine message, sung to the tune of "The Greatest American Hero" theme song.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | October 7, 2018 3:23 PM |
I'm Sally Weaver and I really fuck up Jerry's appearance on The Charles Grodin Show.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | October 7, 2018 3:25 PM |
I'm George's usual order at Monk's: tuna on toast, coleslaw, cup of coffee. He always has tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for him with tuna on toast. He now wants the complete opposite of tuna on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea!
by Anonymous | reply 274 | October 7, 2018 3:28 PM |
I'm the janitors' closet that Elaine temporarily claims as her residence in order to get deliveries from her favorite Chinese take-out place.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | October 7, 2018 3:32 PM |
"Get that stuff outta here today or you'll be outta here tomorrow."
by Anonymous | reply 276 | October 7, 2018 3:46 PM |
I'm George repeatedly singing the Les Mis tune "Master of the house, doling out the charm. Ready with a handshake and an open palm..."
I'm Elaine's father Alton's gruffly growled response, "Pipe down, chorus boy!"
by Anonymous | reply 277 | October 7, 2018 3:50 PM |
I am George's toupee, torn from his head and clutched in Elaine's fist, right before she throws it out the window.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | October 7, 2018 4:03 PM |
I’m Tom Pepper, the actor who plays Kramer in The Pilot. Not to be confused with the actual pilot or with Feldman, the bizarro Kramer. I fucking hate George.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | October 7, 2018 4:08 PM |
I'm hunky Peter Parros. Most famous as Dr. Ben Harris on "As the World Turns", in a bit part as a patrol cop who picks Jerry and George up when they're in LA.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | October 7, 2018 4:19 PM |
I'm Jake Jarmel's glasses from Malaysia. No, I won't tell you where I got them.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | October 7, 2018 4:52 PM |
I'm George's Poker face. I do not exist.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | October 7, 2018 4:53 PM |
I'm Susie.
R179 started a foundation in my memory
by Anonymous | reply 283 | October 7, 2018 5:05 PM |
I'm Gary Fogel. I never had cancer.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | October 7, 2018 5:14 PM |
I'm Puddy's face painted for his love of the Jersey Devils. Talk to me, babe. I'm just here to support the team.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | October 7, 2018 5:50 PM |
I'm Leo Tolstoy. My original title for "War and Peace" was "War, What Is It Good For?"
by Anonymous | reply 286 | October 7, 2018 6:01 PM |
I'm Boutros Boutros Ghali. My name's use on Seinfeld has assured my immortality.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | October 7, 2018 6:03 PM |
I’m the Bubble Boy.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | October 7, 2018 6:06 PM |
I'm Sam in accounting. My arms hang like salamis.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | October 7, 2018 6:07 PM |
I'm the Chuckles candy that one paramedic accuses the other of eating.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | October 7, 2018 6:15 PM |
I'm a package of Tic-Tacs in the pocket of The Slider, triggering Mr. Penneman's PTSD.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | October 7, 2018 6:35 PM |
I'm myself, having a sexual meltdown everytime Patrick Warburton appeared as Puddy.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | October 7, 2018 6:38 PM |
I'm the heroic man in the dark cape who prowls the city at night climbing on dangerous bridges to protect suicidal young women. I'm also Frank Costanza's lawyer
by Anonymous | reply 293 | October 7, 2018 6:47 PM |
I’m the giant ball of oil.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | October 7, 2018 6:59 PM |
I am Susan's mother
by Anonymous | reply 295 | October 7, 2018 7:00 PM |
I am the knife and fork Mr. Pitt used to cut his snickers bar as he called for "E-laine"
by Anonymous | reply 296 | October 7, 2018 7:03 PM |
I am the cigarette Carol Kane is smoking in a hotel lobby. I'm taking attention away from the hookers.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | October 7, 2018 7:07 PM |
I'm Vegetable Lasagna.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | October 7, 2018 7:26 PM |
I'm the "flinty" voice that is Erika's.
Don't call me.
You either.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | October 7, 2018 7:28 PM |
I'm Raquel Welch. I refuse to move my arms when tap=dancing on Broadway. That's my thing.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | October 7, 2018 7:49 PM |
I am tube Soup Nazi, beating Kramer to a pulp. How in the world could anyone stand Kramer?
by Anonymous | reply 301 | October 7, 2018 8:03 PM |
I'm Darryl, Elaine's racially ambiguous (to her) boyfriend (I'm white). "So, do you want to go to the Gap?"
by Anonymous | reply 302 | October 7, 2018 8:06 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 303 | October 7, 2018 8:08 PM |
"I’m Tom Pepper, the actor who plays Kramer in The Pilot. Not to be confused with the actual pilot or with Feldman, the bizarro Kramer. I fucking hate George."
You also played a cook in Janet Jackson's "When I Think of You" video. You didn't dance.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | October 7, 2018 8:12 PM |
During that couple's breakup, Elaine and Jerry are "there for you" until they're just "there."
by Anonymous | reply 305 | October 7, 2018 8:56 PM |
I'm the Smog Strangler.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | October 7, 2018 9:52 PM |
[quote]You also played a cook in Janet Jackson's "When I Think of You" video. You didn't dance.
I’m Larry Hankin, the actor who played Tom Pepper who played Kramer on Jerry and George’s pilot. The video was “What Have You Done For Me Lately” thank you very much. I also auditioned for actual Kramer.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | October 7, 2018 9:58 PM |
I'm the term "friends with benefits", which hadn't been invented yet, but which kinda-sorta described Jerry and Elaine's relationship for a while during the first season
by Anonymous | reply 308 | October 7, 2018 10:10 PM |
I'm Vegetable Lasagna. I don't want to get involved.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | October 7, 2018 10:21 PM |
I'm Mr. Pitt's quest for the ultimate pair of socks.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | October 7, 2018 10:23 PM |
I’m the second, court-ordered brassiere that the O’Henry bar heiress tries on in the trial, the bra that doesn’t fit over the leotard because a bra needs to be close to the skin, like a glove.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | October 7, 2018 10:25 PM |
I'm the snobby Doubleday editor who wouldn't hire Elaine because she insulted Jackie O.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | October 7, 2018 10:41 PM |
I'm Mr. Pitt's tennis racquet that Elaine lent to above said snobby Doubleday editor. Elaine and the editor's A.A. (the superb Terry Sweeney) get into a slap fight over me.
Mr. Pitt needs me to beat the pants off of Ethel Kennedy.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | October 7, 2018 10:51 PM |
I'm The New Yorker! Elaine plagiarizes a Ziggy to get in my pages!
by Anonymous | reply 314 | October 7, 2018 10:56 PM |
I’m the big salad
by Anonymous | reply 315 | October 7, 2018 10:57 PM |
I'm a Twix bar in a vending machine. George wants me, but he can't have me.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | October 8, 2018 12:53 AM |
I'm the white meat from Bette Midler's sandwich.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | October 8, 2018 1:12 AM |
I’m Karl Farbman.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | October 8, 2018 1:54 AM |
I'm Sally Weaver
by Anonymous | reply 319 | October 8, 2018 1:56 AM |
I'm the big salad.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | October 8, 2018 2:01 AM |
I'm casus belli
by Anonymous | reply 321 | October 8, 2018 2:10 AM |
I'm Ava who got tied up at the weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | October 8, 2018 2:11 AM |
I am the cherry binaca being sprayed in "Crazy" Joe DaVola's face.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | October 8, 2018 2:15 AM |
I’m Darren, an intern at Kramerica Industries.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | October 8, 2018 2:46 AM |
I'm chicken wire.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | October 8, 2018 2:58 AM |
I'm Bob Grossberg's bogus hearing aid.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | October 8, 2018 3:39 AM |
I'm the bargain-basement wheelchair George and Kramer buy for the handicapped lady.
(interesting footnote, this actress had a pretty good role on Star Trek the Next Generation as Lt Commander Shelby trying to take Riker's job in the Borg two-parter)
by Anonymous | reply 327 | October 8, 2018 4:11 AM |
I'm Baby Blue, son of Jerry's favorite t-shirt, Golden Boy.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | October 8, 2018 4:20 AM |
I am MA-NURE.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | October 8, 2018 4:22 AM |
I'm Marisa Tomei; I went on a date with George because I love short, stocky, balding, funny men.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | October 8, 2018 4:28 AM |
I’m Elaine when she proclaims she has ‘just a tiny bit of grace’.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | October 8, 2018 4:56 AM |
I'm "Soda", George's rejected baby name suggestion to his future cousin-in-law, who, instead, steal his own planned name, "Seven".
by Anonymous | reply 333 | October 8, 2018 4:59 AM |
I'm Larry Craig's knee-slappingly funny Steinbrenner impression.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | October 8, 2018 5:03 AM |
R334 should've read Larry David.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | October 8, 2018 5:04 AM |
I’m the woman, 9 on a scale of 1 to 10, who is somehow, somehow, attracted to Jerry.
by Anonymous | reply 336 | October 8, 2018 8:14 AM |
I'm the armoire that gets stolen from Kramer by "street toughs" (bob & Cedric).
by Anonymous | reply 337 | October 8, 2018 2:30 PM |
I'm Jerry's disdain for being expected to hug/kiss aquaintances and say hello to his neighbors.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | October 8, 2018 2:53 PM |
I'm a meat slicer with a sliver of one of Elaine's shoes caught in the blade.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | October 8, 2018 2:55 PM |
I'm the AIDS ribbon Kramer refuses to wear. That fact enrages others at the AIDS Walk, especially Cedric and Bob.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | October 8, 2018 2:56 PM |
I'm George's girlfriend Jane's rack. I was seen by Jerry, Kramer and Elaine, but George never even got a glimpse.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | October 8, 2018 3:02 PM |
I have never seen a single episode of "Seinfeld," I am proud to say. And I never will.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | October 8, 2018 3:07 PM |
I'm Mr. Pitt's obsession over an op-art poster.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | October 8, 2018 3:10 PM |
I'm George's five-minute long career as a hand model.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | October 8, 2018 3:21 PM |
I am Elaine's disguised sexy voice on the tape recorder saying smutty things at Jerry's show. The guys will play me back over & over to get their dicks chubby.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | October 8, 2018 3:27 PM |
I am Yev Kassem and I love throwing people like R342 out of my soup store.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | October 8, 2018 4:38 PM |
I'm Jerry's cleaning lady, who never seemed to get around to doing much "cleaning".
by Anonymous | reply 347 | October 8, 2018 4:47 PM |
I'm Kramer's drunken slut mother.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | October 8, 2018 7:03 PM |
I'm Carol Leifer and I'm funnier than JLD on any day of the week.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | October 8, 2018 11:30 PM |
I'm JujyFruits candy. I'm tasty enough to distract Elaine from rushing to the hospital to her injured boyfriend's side.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | October 8, 2018 11:48 PM |
I'm the Mickey. I was not successfully slipped.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | October 8, 2018 11:49 PM |
I'm the Mackinaw peaches.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | October 8, 2018 11:50 PM |
I'm Gladys Mayo. Elaine and Kramer fail to ruin my store's business although I might be sued by that old cougar who ate the salsa filled with dessicants.
She kid Jerry's number under Poison Control.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | October 9, 2018 12:00 AM |
I'm George's Frogger high score. He's never going to have a child. If he loses me, that's it for him.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | October 9, 2018 12:06 AM |
I am the astronaut pen. Go ahead, take it.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | October 9, 2018 12:13 AM |
I'm the muffins bottom, and nobody want me....
by Anonymous | reply 356 | October 9, 2018 12:13 AM |
I'm Elaine's Brando impression when she met Jerry's Aunt Stella while she was high on pain meds.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | October 9, 2018 12:16 AM |
I'm Mothra, giant radioactive insect! Ree! Ree!
by Anonymous | reply 358 | October 9, 2018 12:44 AM |
I'm George's boots with the 2" lifts that he wore to the wedding in India, so his date would think he was taller.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | October 9, 2018 1:03 AM |
I am Moops, not Moors...
by Anonymous | reply 360 | October 9, 2018 1:26 AM |
I'm the convoluted back and forth swapping of spare apartment keys among Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer, which viewers needed a spreadsheet to keep track of.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | October 9, 2018 1:46 AM |
I'm Jack, aka The Wiz.
Nobody beats me, because I'm the Wiz! I'm the Wiz!!!
by Anonymous | reply 362 | October 9, 2018 2:03 AM |
I am the low-flow shower head. You'll never get all the shampoo out of your hair.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | October 9, 2018 2:54 AM |
I am "The Flaming Globes of Sigmund". The joke wasn't that funny.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | October 9, 2018 3:00 AM |
I'm a Friars Club blazer. I'm missing in action.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | October 9, 2018 3:02 AM |
I'm Jerry's crush on his female doppelganger Jeannie Steinman after she saves his life. Jerry declares, "I've swept myself off my feet! I've been waiting all my life for me to come along!"
by Anonymous | reply 366 | October 9, 2018 3:16 AM |
I’m Corbin Bernson - there is some idiot in the hallway bragging about how he killed this girl’s cat ...
by Anonymous | reply 367 | October 9, 2018 3:17 AM |
I'm Barry Profitt, Jerry's accountant. I might be a cokehead but I'm definitely allergic to mohair.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | October 9, 2018 3:19 AM |
I am Fragile Frankie Merman - the “summer George”
by Anonymous | reply 369 | October 9, 2018 3:21 AM |
I’m the red dot on a white cashmere sweater.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | October 9, 2018 3:29 AM |
I’m the cereal boxes in Jerry’s cupboard.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | October 9, 2018 3:29 AM |
I’m Lloyd Braun, ringing a deli bell in the Costanza’s garage.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | October 9, 2018 3:30 AM |
I'm Nina. If there's ever a problem with Elaine, I'm in!
by Anonymous | reply 373 | October 9, 2018 3:30 AM |
I am Babs - Cosmo Kramer’s Matron Mother
by Anonymous | reply 374 | October 9, 2018 3:31 AM |
I'm the free sub Elaine will never have.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | October 9, 2018 3:34 AM |
I'm the two-line phone that Kramer gave Jerry for his birthday.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | October 9, 2018 3:43 AM |
I'm Elaine's coworker Peggy, who is a germaphobe and is wary of Elaine because she seems to sleep with a lot of men.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | October 9, 2018 3:53 AM |
I'm Paul Buchman, I sublet my apartment to Cosmo Kramer, because of me you can link Seinfeld to Mad About You which in turn is linked to Friends and the Dick Van Dyke Show. We're all part of the same NYC centric TV universe.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | October 9, 2018 3:54 AM |
I'm Sharon, the NYU reporter who outs Jerry and George.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | October 9, 2018 3:55 AM |
I'm Lupe, a hotel maid with whom George becomes obsessed.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | October 9, 2018 3:56 AM |
I'm the NYU reporter who "outs" George and Jerry. I look a bit like a young Natalie Merchant.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | October 9, 2018 4:06 AM |
I am “Hand” - and George is going to need it.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | October 9, 2018 4:13 AM |
I'm Poppy. I peed in the couch.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | October 9, 2018 4:17 AM |
I'm the geriatric gang of tough bikers in a high speed pursuit of George who is pretending to be disabled.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | October 9, 2018 4:51 AM |
I am Uma Thurman's lotion smudged phone number - I hope she's good lookin'!
by Anonymous | reply 385 | October 9, 2018 5:09 AM |
I'm Newman. My skin is crawling with a flea infestation that I spread to Jerry's apartment.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | October 9, 2018 1:41 PM |
I'm the flattened seat springs in the getaway van.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | October 9, 2018 2:38 PM |
I am the filthy slippers Elaine has been slobbing around in since college. I make David Puddy wanna hurl.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | October 9, 2018 2:46 PM |
I'm Elaine's aspiring actress roommate. I have Guillain-Barre with a twist of Lyme disease.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | October 9, 2018 3:25 PM |
I'm Schmoopy.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | October 9, 2018 4:56 PM |
I'm La Cocina an off-off-Broadway play about an Mexican chef named Pepe who mimed cooking tamales on stage.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | October 9, 2018 5:18 PM |
I’m a papier-mâché hat.
by Anonymous | reply 392 | October 9, 2018 7:40 PM |
I'm serial killer Joel Rifkin, who unfortunately shares the same name as Elaine's new boyfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | October 9, 2018 8:47 PM |
I’m George’s SHRINKAGE.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | October 9, 2018 10:56 PM |
I'm the action/suspense flick "Chunnel!"
by Anonymous | reply 395 | October 10, 2018 1:41 AM |
I'm Kramer's idiotic make-your-own-pizza idea. The fact that Poppy liked it should have told him something.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | October 10, 2018 2:34 AM |
I'm Bob Cobb, but I pretentiously make everyone call me "The Maestro", a mildly entertaining running joke, until I insist that Elaine address me as "Maestro" during a sexual tryst. It becomes a bit creepy at that point.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | October 10, 2018 2:56 AM |
I’m a Paccino's pizza; Elaine knows that I fund radical anti-abortion groups.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | October 10, 2018 3:33 AM |
I'm Death Blow!
by Anonymous | reply 399 | October 10, 2018 3:35 AM |
I'm Sack Lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | October 10, 2018 3:38 AM |
I'm the angry mob of demented senior citizens, led by Walter Findlay, who oust Mr. Seinfeld from the coop board. Did Maude put him up to it?)
by Anonymous | reply 401 | October 10, 2018 3:52 AM |
I am the coveted VHS of "Breakfast at Tiffany's" starring Audrey Hepburn - a delicate flower .... Oh - and Fred is gay.
by Anonymous | reply 402 | October 10, 2018 4:09 AM |
I'm the coke that Morty and Helen buy Close Talker Judge Reinhold after a day at the museum.
by Anonymous | reply 403 | October 10, 2018 4:13 AM |
I'm the bouillabaisse at Bouchard's.They use me for a toilet. Stick with the consumme.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | October 10, 2018 4:21 AM |
I'm Vargas, the bizzaro world Newman.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | October 10, 2018 4:29 AM |
I'm the paella -- what am I going to do with all of this paella?
by Anonymous | reply 406 | October 10, 2018 5:06 AM |
I'm Estelle's roasted pahtatahs!
by Anonymous | reply 407 | October 10, 2018 5:21 AM |
I’m $100 worth of Chinese gum.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | October 10, 2018 5:49 AM |
I am the pyramid George wears over his head.
I am the black socks George wears in his glamour shot photo.
by Anonymous | reply 409 | October 10, 2018 7:04 AM |
I’m vertical leap.
I can be improved with a pair of Jimmy’s special training shoes.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | October 10, 2018 1:01 PM |
I'm Elaine peeking through the blinds of Jerry's hotel room in India slurring, "G'night, Jugdish!"
by Anonymous | reply 411 | October 10, 2018 1:24 PM |
I'm the bar sticking up through the sofa bed that Elaine is sleeping on.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | October 10, 2018 10:39 PM |
I am George blurting out to Elaine at Sue Ellen and Pinter's Wedding: "You slept with the groom?"
by Anonymous | reply 413 | October 10, 2018 10:52 PM |
I am The I.Q. Test Elaine is taking for George in Babu’s restaurant.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | October 10, 2018 10:54 PM |
I am the grape juice that Elaine tosses to hunky moving man David James Elliott
by Anonymous | reply 415 | October 10, 2018 10:56 PM |
I'm Estelle and I'm a divorcee!
by Anonymous | reply 416 | October 11, 2018 12:04 AM |
I am multiple protégés and mentors in one episode, learning how to downplay knives when writing copy, risk management dictation of textbooks for the blind, and the true comedic beats of Ovaltine.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | October 11, 2018 12:17 AM |
I'm a WAAY-too-talkative limo driver.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | October 11, 2018 1:27 AM |
I'm a guy who's about five foot eleven, got a big head and flared nostrils; a short guy with glasses, looks like Humpty Dumpty with a melon head; a pretty woman, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan; and a tall, lanky dufus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein, otherwise known as Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer, as described by the lady in the ticket booth at the movie theatre.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | October 11, 2018 1:37 AM |
I am Dr. Pimple Popper!
by Anonymous | reply 420 | October 11, 2018 2:45 AM |
I'm Elaine's colleague Eddie proposing the Bengalese Galoshes for the J. Peterman catalog: "It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're kicking in a skull." That was just a tad harsh for womenswear so Elaine tweaks it just a hair to "strolling through a dewy meadow."
by Anonymous | reply 421 | October 11, 2018 3:12 AM |
I'm the Mohel on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | October 11, 2018 3:25 AM |
I'm the mustache, the all kinds of robes and lotions, the new bedspread and new curtains, the thick carpeting and weirdo lighting, and the new orgy friends Jerry refused to get when he chose to turn down the Manage A Trois he suggested to the two hot roommates when he tried to bluff the one girl out of dating him so he could date the roommate.
The dumbass
by Anonymous | reply 423 | October 11, 2018 3:37 AM |
I am the skis that Elaine has to schlep 3 blocks because Dr Wendy - the delicate genius - won't drop her off in front of her building.
by Anonymous | reply 424 | October 11, 2018 3:40 AM |
I’m an SAT score of 1409, which is what George tells people he got on the test.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | October 11, 2018 3:43 AM |
I'm Dentyne Gum ..... Remember, Jerry? Dentyne?
by Anonymous | reply 426 | October 11, 2018 3:44 AM |
I'm Lt. Bookman of the New York Public Library.
by Anonymous | reply 427 | October 11, 2018 3:47 AM |
I'm Lois Loan
by Anonymous | reply 428 | October 11, 2018 3:55 AM |
I'm the soup Bania kept insisting didn't count as a meal
by Anonymous | reply 429 | October 11, 2018 4:15 AM |
I'm the bike hanging from the wall in Jerry's apartment, that he never actually rode.
by Anonymous | reply 430 | October 11, 2018 4:17 AM |
I’m the lie detector test that Jerry takes because he doesn’t want to admit to his police officer girlfriend that he watches Melrose Place.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | October 11, 2018 4:23 AM |
I’m the bottle of champagne Jerry doesn’t have to celebrate George’s engagement to Susan.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | October 11, 2018 4:29 AM |
I’m happy, Pappy.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | October 11, 2018 4:30 AM |
I'm the black and white cookie that Jerry eats at the bakery while waiting for a babka.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | October 11, 2018 4:51 AM |
I'm the smell of kasha that permeates Frank and Estelle's home in Long Island.
by Anonymous | reply 435 | October 11, 2018 4:52 AM |
I am Del Bocca Vista---and there are no more condos here.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | October 11, 2018 9:20 AM |
I’m the bird who knocked myself senseless when I flew into Elaine’s “big head.” Passerby: “He flew right into it — like he couldn’t avoid it!”
by Anonymous | reply 437 | October 11, 2018 9:58 AM |
I’m Georgie’s work desk that also serves as a hideaway for naps on the job, empty calories, and natural male curiosity.
by Anonymous | reply 438 | October 11, 2018 10:33 AM |
I’m George’s considerable shrinkage.
by Anonymous | reply 439 | October 11, 2018 10:36 AM |
I’m the urban myth that “The Puerto Rican Day” episode doesn’t air in syndication. It was on TBS last month.
by Anonymous | reply 440 | October 11, 2018 12:32 PM |
I'm the Latvian Orthodox nun obsessed with Kramer's 'kavorka'.
by Anonymous | reply 441 | October 11, 2018 1:04 PM |
I am George's "leave behind" item, a sable hat that is unexpectedly expensive!
ALSO: BOOKMAN, LIBRARY COP EPISODE ON NOW, AS I TYPE.
by Anonymous | reply 442 | October 11, 2018 1:47 PM |
Little Baked Bean Teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 443 | October 11, 2018 1:54 PM |
I'm Mr. Peterman, who would be cute, if he weren't so pompous and anal.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | October 11, 2018 1:58 PM |
I'm Peterman's former addiction to the "yim-yam."
by Anonymous | reply 445 | October 11, 2018 2:09 PM |
I’m the stop short. That’s my move!
by Anonymous | reply 446 | October 11, 2018 2:18 PM |
I am Jerk Store. JERK STORE!!! I AM A SMART AND FUNNY LINE AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO BE DUMBED DOWN FOR SOME BONE HEADED MASS AUDIENCE!!!
Not you, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | October 11, 2018 8:48 PM |
I’m the strong likelihood that Frank was cuckolded, since George has brown eyes, and both George’s parents have blue eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 448 | October 11, 2018 9:21 PM |
I'm Lyle, the HOT Dude who lives with Jerry's latest girlfriend. I look great in just a towel.
She assures Jerry that I'm NOT gay.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | October 11, 2018 11:59 PM |
I'm The Tony award winning musical "Scarsdale Surprise" starring Miss Raquel Welsh as murdering headmistress Jean Harris
by Anonymous | reply 450 | October 12, 2018 12:05 AM |
I'm the skinny mirrors at Barney's.
by Anonymous | reply 451 | October 12, 2018 12:06 AM |
I'm This. That. And The Other. And Elaine wants us all.
by Anonymous | reply 452 | October 12, 2018 1:42 AM |
I'm sweet fancy Moses.
by Anonymous | reply 453 | October 12, 2018 5:37 AM |
I'm Elaine's male bimbo boyfriend, aka the mimbo.
by Anonymous | reply 454 | October 12, 2018 5:38 AM |
I'm food and sex. Those are George's two passions.
by Anonymous | reply 455 | October 12, 2018 5:41 AM |
I'm Elaine's impoverished boyfriend, the Ain't Got No Green Lantern.
by Anonymous | reply 456 | October 12, 2018 5:42 AM |
The ocean called, George. They're running out of shrimp.
by Anonymous | reply 457 | October 12, 2018 5:43 AM |
You know, we're living in a society!
by Anonymous | reply 458 | October 12, 2018 5:45 AM |
Here's to feeling good...all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 459 | October 12, 2018 5:47 AM |
I'm the gay little boy in the hospital with the birthday card signed by all the Yankees. I tell Kramer he can have the card back if Paul O'Neill hits 2 home runs.
I don't know I'm gay yet because I'm just a little boy, but everyone already thinks I am because I always look like I'm smelling cookies.
by Anonymous | reply 460 | October 12, 2018 6:11 AM |
I am the sack in which you should stuff your sorries, mister.
by Anonymous | reply 461 | October 12, 2018 8:34 AM |
I am Robert. I am a gorgeous gay man. Elaine is bearding for me. Elaine desperately wants me to switch teams. I can't switch teams because I am the starting shortstop for my team. Besides, I'm not comfortable with the other team's equipment, only my own team's equipment.
by Anonymous | reply 462 | October 12, 2018 11:05 AM |
I'm the poster of an oiled and ripped Evander Holyfield; whos "hell of a body" makes George think about fucking guys.
by Anonymous | reply 463 | October 12, 2018 11:22 AM |
I'm Koko!
I'm T-Bone!
by Anonymous | reply 464 | October 12, 2018 1:24 PM |
I'm r445, im wrong, it's "yam-yam".
by Anonymous | reply 465 | October 13, 2018 4:45 AM |
I'm jerrys old school (super new back then) cordless phone with telescopic antenna.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | October 13, 2018 4:47 AM |
I’m Jerry, and I don’t wanna be a cowboy!
by Anonymous | reply 467 | October 13, 2018 1:33 PM |
I'm damaged goods. Elaine: "Okay...So you were violated by two people while you were under the gas. So What? You're single."
Jerry: " But I'm damaged goods now."
Elaine: "Join the club."
by Anonymous | reply 468 | October 13, 2018 5:26 PM |
I'm the issues of Penthouse strewn about Dr. Tim Whatley's waiting room.
by Anonymous | reply 469 | October 17, 2018 7:08 PM |
I'm Loni Anderson - the original Morty Seinfeld thinks I am an attractive woman.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | October 17, 2018 7:30 PM |
I'm Jerry - I don't want to be a Pirate!
by Anonymous | reply 471 | October 17, 2018 7:32 PM |
I'm the hot babe who mistakes George for her shorter, fatter boyfriend.
In real life, I'm married to fundie and DL fave Kirk Cameron
by Anonymous | reply 472 | October 17, 2018 7:52 PM |
Im kramers screen door
by Anonymous | reply 473 | October 18, 2018 2:27 AM |
I'm the buxom waitresses at Monk's, mistaken for being from the cast of a Russ Myers' film.
by Anonymous | reply 474 | October 18, 2018 2:38 AM |
MOST OVER RATED SHOW IN TV HISTORY
NEVER COULD STAND TO WATCH A MINUTE OF THAT CORNPONE DUM FUK SHOW
by Anonymous | reply 475 | October 18, 2018 7:37 AM |
I'm SERENITY NOW!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 476 | October 18, 2018 9:32 AM |
I'm the cat that's out of the bag: I'm Cosmo.
by Anonymous | reply 477 | October 18, 2018 1:26 PM |
I’m the ketchup secret.
by Anonymous | reply 478 | October 19, 2018 5:19 PM |
I'm the special order of tiny surgical instruments flown in for the squirrels surgery to save his life after George hit him.
by Anonymous | reply 479 | October 20, 2018 2:57 AM |
I'm the pasta primavera at Pfeiffer's!
by Anonymous | reply 480 | October 20, 2018 3:25 AM |
I'm havin' adventures all over the place!
by Anonymous | reply 481 | October 23, 2018 2:18 AM |
/ Rochelle Rochelle
by Anonymous | reply 482 | October 23, 2018 2:30 AM |
I'm the Super Terrific Happy Hour!
by Anonymous | reply 483 | October 23, 2018 3:05 AM |
I'm Alec BERG - Hello Mr. BERRRRGGGG!
by Anonymous | reply 484 | October 23, 2018 3:14 AM |
Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft
by Anonymous | reply 485 | October 23, 2018 3:18 AM |
I'm Jerry's atrocious line readings.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | October 23, 2018 3:20 AM |
I could never be friends with someone who
watches that dumb asswipe show of clichés...
by Anonymous | reply 487 | October 24, 2018 11:43 AM |
R487 We get it. You've posted 3 times now that you don't care for the show.
That's a shame.
by Anonymous | reply 488 | October 25, 2018 12:20 AM |
Yankee Bean! Yankee Bean! I wuuuvvvvs my YAN - KEE BEAN!!
by Anonymous | reply 489 | October 25, 2018 5:31 AM |
I'm the white socks and Russian cleaning-lady dress Elaine stopped wearing when she glammed up and got million dollar cosmetics endorsements. Coincidentally also when she became a major bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 490 | October 25, 2018 5:43 AM |
Yikes. Good luck with all of THAT.
by Anonymous | reply 491 | November 10, 2018 3:31 AM |