What does the sign above Joe's 24-Hour Abortion Clinic say? You rape 'em, we scrape 'em.
Really Inappropriate Jokes
by Anonymous | reply 252 | October 29, 2021 5:28 PM |
Actually, there's a longer version, with the follow-on: "No fetus can beat us."
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 29, 2018 3:24 PM |
What's a South Carolina virgin?
A 10-year-old that can run fast.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 29, 2018 3:28 PM |
Mortuary: You stab em, we slab em.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 29, 2018 3:39 PM |
How are Bill Cosby and Santa Clause similar?
They both come when you are asleep.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 29, 2018 4:06 PM |
What do you call four gay men named Bob?
Oral Roberts
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 29, 2018 4:08 PM |
How do know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the beach.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 29, 2018 4:12 PM |
LMAO
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 29, 2018 4:24 PM |
How can you tell if your mum's having her period? You can taste the blood off your brother's cock.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 29, 2018 9:32 PM |
::: **ring, ring ** :::
"Incontinence hotline. Please hold."
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 29, 2018 10:17 PM |
kid: "Daddy Daddy, what's a pedophile?"
father: "Shut up kid and keep sucking"
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 29, 2018 10:21 PM |
How did Muhammad get circumcised?
He punched Aisha in the back of the head
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 29, 2018 10:32 PM |
What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 29, 2018 10:35 PM |
Q. What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
A: Clawing at the inside of her coffin!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 29, 2018 10:35 PM |
Why didn't they let Michael Jackson ever attend the Kentucky Derby?
He wanted to ride all the three-year-olds himself!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 29, 2018 10:37 PM |
How was Michael Jackson like Walmart?
They both had little boys underpants half off.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 29, 2018 10:47 PM |
What’s black and comes in little cans? Michael Jackson (Granted I heard this joke when he was still black)
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 29, 2018 11:27 PM |
From David Sedaris : How are fags like tumbleweeds ? They blow and blow and blow and eventually end up stuck to a fence post in Laramie.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 29, 2018 11:44 PM |
I had much higher hopes for this thread!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 30, 2018 12:02 AM |
What do you call a flight full of gay men with AIDS going between Houston and Dallas?
Sick fags over Texas.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 30, 2018 1:38 AM |
How do you get a fag to fuck his granny?
You take a dump in her cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 30, 2018 7:28 AM |
A man comes home to find his girlfriend on the stoop with her suitcases. "What the hell's going on here?"
"I'm leaving. I heard you're a pedophile."
"What, I . . . wait a minute, that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 30, 2018 7:33 AM |
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 30, 2018 7:34 AM |
The cops told the two priests, "We're looking for a couple of pedophiles."
The priests looked at each other and said, "We'll do it!"
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 30, 2018 8:12 AM |
How do you get four gay men to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 30, 2018 10:12 AM |
How do know which guy gets fucked by an elephant? He’s the one who sits on a barstool and sinks to ground.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 30, 2018 10:22 AM |
What colour were Christa McAuliffe's eyes?
Blue.
One blew left and one blew right.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 30, 2018 10:41 AM |
No no no, R6, it's Dodi Al Fayed who had dandruff, since they found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 30, 2018 10:42 AM |
[quote]Mortuary: You stab em, we slab em.
God, I used to know a ton of these rhymes:
Steak house: You kill 'em, we grill 'em
Taxidermy: You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em
... Crap, I can't remember any more! >:(
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 30, 2018 10:44 AM |
R21 That sounds like a Jimmy Carr joke. Another one of his goes as follows:
I'm sexting this young girl on the internet. It turns out she's an undercover cop. Can you imagine ? Only 15 and already a police officer.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 30, 2018 2:04 PM |
A guy is fucking his girlfriend and she gets upset when she starts to bleed.
"Oh, don't worry about it. In a few years, you'll start bleeding every month!"
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 30, 2018 5:26 PM |
These are funny
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 30, 2018 5:32 PM |
A guy comes home from work and finds his girlfriend with all her belongings packed and getting ready to leave.
"Honey, what's the matter? Why are you leaving?"
"I heard that you're a pedophile!"
"Wait, what... Hey, that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 30, 2018 5:35 PM |
How many fags does it take to screw in a light bulb ? 5 . One to screw it in and four to scream "Fabulous" !
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 30, 2018 5:36 PM |
A man and a little boy are walking into the woods holding hands. Eventually everything becomes silent and dark. The little boy says "I don't like this. This is scary."
"Well think about me" the man replies. "I've got to walk back by myself!"
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 30, 2018 5:42 PM |
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? ANS. #1: a pizza doesn't scream when you shove it in the oven; ANS #2: a Jew has more dough
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 30, 2018 5:46 PM |
How many jews can you fit in a volkswagen ? 54,2 in the front,2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 30, 2018 5:55 PM |
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 30, 2018 5:58 PM |
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 30, 2018 6:00 PM |
In Greek mythology, what do you call a horse with wings? A: Pegasus.
What do you call a dog with wings? A: Linda McCartney.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 30, 2018 6:00 PM |
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 30, 2018 6:01 PM |
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 30, 2018 6:02 PM |
My senile self cant remember the first part of this joke --- second half is - what do you tell a woman with 2 broken arms? Nothing - you told her twice already.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 30, 2018 6:03 PM |
In keeping with the Challenger disaster theme R26
.They thought they may have found the remains of one of the astronauts, turns out it was just a water hose off a "57 Chevy"
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 30, 2018 6:04 PM |
Adam and Eve were expelled from the Garden of Eden. Ever had her first monthly. She went down to the Sea to cleanse herself. The voice of GOD CAME OVER THE HEAVENS. "EVE, NOW YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT. I'LL NEVER GET THE SMELL OFF THESE FISH."
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 30, 2018 6:06 PM |
Not sure if this is a joke or just really sad.But the beautiful,handsome did I mention beautiful hot dr. was on as a correspondent to talk about why sexual survivors lose certain memories of the act.Then the bastard says “Oh god I forgot what I was going to say”wish someone could find it and link it.Sorry about that.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 30, 2018 6:10 PM |
r42 That's the whole joke, just replace broken arms with black eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 30, 2018 6:11 PM |
A doctor to his patient : "I have two pieces of bad news for you. You have Alzheimers and you have Aids." The patient replies: "Well at least I don't have Aids."
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 30, 2018 7:12 PM |
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Have the alter boy shit in her cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 30, 2018 7:26 PM |
Little Johnny had been blind since birth. One night, his mom said to him "tomorrow is a very special day. If you pray extra hard, you'll be able to see in the morning." The next morning, Johnny woke up and screamed. His mom came running and asked what was wrong "I still can't see!" "I know," his mother said, "April Fools!"
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 30, 2018 7:34 PM |
Did you hear about the two queer judges who tried each other?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 30, 2018 7:42 PM |
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
I don’t know either, but it sure can pick lettuce!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 30, 2018 7:42 PM |
What's the best part of fucking an infant? Hearing the spine crack.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 30, 2018 7:58 PM |
What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?
"Hey, what does this button do?"
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 30, 2018 8:10 PM |
Leon goes into the doctor's office for an important exam.
He comes out all pimped out with a suit, a big hat and a walking cane with a diamond handle.
Leon: "Today's the bess day of my life. Da doctor says I's impotent"!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 30, 2018 8:11 PM |
Know how to get four gay guys to sit down in a bar? Turn a stool upside down.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 30, 2018 8:12 PM |
What was the last thing going through Princess Di's mind?
The radiator.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 30, 2018 8:15 PM |
Dr. Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it he just couldn't. The guilt was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he would hear in internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. Just let It go Dave."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering: "Dave... Daaaave... you're a veterinarian you sick bastard!"
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 30, 2018 8:15 PM |
Did you hear about the two gay Irish guys? Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 30, 2018 8:17 PM |
Did you hear Christa Mcauliff got fired?
Yeah, it was for blowing up in front of her students
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 30, 2018 8:19 PM |
What face does a baby make in a microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I jerk off.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 30, 2018 8:19 PM |
Uhhhh r58 that would be Mikes homo brother Gerald Fitzpatrick in order for the joke to have its full impact
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 30, 2018 8:31 PM |
Sick fucks
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 30, 2018 9:52 PM |
Where does Pan Am take you n your holidays?
All over Scotland.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 30, 2018 9:53 PM |
Why did they boil water when a baby was being born?
To make soup if it was dead.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 30, 2018 9:54 PM |
What does AIDS srand for?
Arse Injected Death Syndrome
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 30, 2018 9:54 PM |
GAY stands for Got AIDS Yet?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 1, 2018 12:35 AM |
Poor Anne Frank. Not only did she have her diary published for the world to read which is a teenage girl's worst nightmare, but she also didn't make any money from it which is a Jew's worst nightmare.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 1, 2018 12:50 AM |
Shortly after 9/11 a woman who had to travel on American for business was asked by her colleague if she was nervous, she replied "No, not at all; the service has improved, I hear they fly you straight to the office now."
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 1, 2018 1:07 AM |
R64 I am stealing your joke, just as soon as I finish laughing. I can’t wait to tell it to my husband!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 1, 2018 4:02 AM |
R69 You are welcome. These jokes are appalling but there is humour to be found in any situation.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 1, 2018 8:50 AM |
A vampire walks into a bar, 'pint of blood landlord' he says. The barman gives him his order. A second vampire walks into the bar, 'pint of your finest blood please' he says. Again, the barman pours his order. A third vampire walks into the bar and says 'a mug of hot water please barman'. The barman looks puzzled at the vampire, and asks- 'why the f*** do you want hot water for?' The vampire answered- 'i found a used tampon and i'm making tea'.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 1, 2018 8:54 AM |
What do nuns do in a cucumber patch?
Push-ups
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 1, 2018 9:01 AM |
Two nuns were accosted by two men and dragged off into the bushes. One nun is heard saying, "Bless him lord , for he knows not what he doeth". The other says, "Mine does!".
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 1, 2018 9:03 AM |
Two nuns were riding their bikes along a cobblestone road on their way to the market. One nun said, "Oh dear, I've never come this way before!" The other nun replied, "Me either! It must be the cobbles.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 1, 2018 9:07 AM |
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who gives good head? Partially disabled.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 1, 2018 9:07 AM |
What's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 1, 2018 9:08 AM |
hear about the blind man who bled to death trying to read a cheese grater.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 1, 2018 9:10 AM |
A ten year old girl was walking down the hall when she hears loud moaning coming from her sister's bedroom. She peeks in and sees her sister running her hands all over body, saying "Oh God, I need a man". A week later the same girl is walking down the hall and hears loud moaning from her sister's room. This time she peeks in and sees a naked man in bed with her sister. Quick as a wink, she runs to her bedroom, closes the door, shucks off all her clothes, and starts rubbing herself, saying. "Oh God, I need a bicycle".
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 1, 2018 9:11 AM |
Little Jonny was walking down the hall when he heard loud moaning from his parents' bedroom. He peeked in and wow, his dad naked and really pounding on his mom. His dad looked over, saw lil' Jonny, and froze. Then he sheepishly smiled and gave Jonny a thumb's up sign.
A week passes by, and his dad is walking down the hall, when he hears loud noises coming from lil' Jonny's room. He peeks in and sees Jonny just pounding his grandmother in bed. The dad is horrified and flings open the door. "Jonny, what the hell are you doing?"
Jonny says, "It ain't so funny when it's YOUR ma, is it?"
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 1, 2018 9:17 AM |
Why did Challenger really explode?
Christa McAuliffe asked for a light, but she didn't say Bud.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 1, 2018 9:27 AM |
How does an Iraqi mother know that her son is having sex?
The daughter starts to complain that her dad's dick tastes like shit.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 1, 2018 9:28 AM |
Two nuns were driving along the highway when suddenly a vampire alighted on the roof of their car. One nun said to the other, "Show him your cross, Sister; show him your cross." So the first nun leaned out the window and shouted, "Hey you! Fuck off!"
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 1, 2018 9:36 AM |
"Only real men can drive taxis in Rome. They use their right hand to work the gear shift and their left hand to wave at all the pretty girls."
"How do they steer the wheel then?"
"Like I said, only real men can drive taxis in Rome."
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 1, 2018 9:39 AM |
Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air Is free.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 1, 2018 10:24 AM |
So there's no moderator on dl? I'm new here.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 1, 2018 10:59 AM |
Mommy! mommy! I can't stop running in circles!
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
What green and red and travels 40 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 1, 2018 11:57 AM |
How did Helen Keller burn the right side of her face? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the left side? They called back.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 1, 2018 3:31 PM |
R58, did you hear of their Scottish neighbours, Ben Doon and Phil McAvity?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 1, 2018 3:50 PM |
No, R158, but I did hear of Ben Dover and his sister Eileen Dover.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 1, 2018 10:22 PM |
Whoops, R89 is meant for R 88.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 1, 2018 10:23 PM |
Did you hear about the new Harlem branch of Toys-R-Us? It's called We-Be-Toys.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 1, 2018 11:11 PM |
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 2, 2018 12:02 AM |
Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens. It's their kids who cause all the trouble.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 2, 2018 12:03 AM |
What's the difference between cancer and Black people? Cancer got Jobs
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 2, 2018 12:05 AM |
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 2, 2018 12:06 AM |
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend." The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay." The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apparently my wife does."
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 2, 2018 12:07 AM |
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 2, 2018 12:09 AM |
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 2, 2018 12:10 AM |
Kids: Mrs Smith, can Billy come out to play? Mrs Smith: Boys, you know Billyhas no arms or legs. Kids: Oh That's OK. We just want to use him as first base
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 2, 2018 12:24 AM |
Why did the Black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
If you wants to look impotent, you gots to look impotent!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 2, 2018 12:35 AM |
How many Gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, and then a whole emergency room to remove it.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 2, 2018 12:36 AM |
Damn, should be
If you want to BE impotent, you gots to LOOK impotent.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 2, 2018 12:41 AM |
Why do brides always smile on their wedding day?
No more blowjobs!
by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 2, 2018 12:42 AM |
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 2, 2018 12:51 AM |
What do you do if your boyfriend smokes during sex?
Slow down or use more lube.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 2, 2018 1:49 AM |
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the ther? Eileen.
What do you call a Japanese girl with one leg shorter than the other? Irene.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 2, 2018 1:53 AM |
Why does Helen Keller only use one hand to masturbate? She moans with the other one.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 2, 2018 2:18 AM |
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was Aiiiyurooogh.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 2, 2018 2:20 AM |
Guy walks into a bar asks for six shots of whiskey, "All six at once, just line them up."
Bartender says, "What's the occasion?"
Guy says "I just had my first blowjob."
Bartender says. "Congratulations, let me buy you one too."
Guy says, "Thanks, but no thanks. If six won't kill the taste, a seventh won't help."
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 2, 2018 2:24 AM |
How do you identify the Irish abortionist? He's the one with the ferret.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 2, 2018 2:27 AM |
Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because spray paint wasn’t invented until 1949
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 2, 2018 2:32 AM |
What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 2, 2018 2:33 AM |
Two condoms are standing in front of a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Let's Go In and Get Shit-faced."
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 2, 2018 2:34 AM |
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle with an 18 inch wide asshole
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 2, 2018 2:35 AM |
A man and a beautiful little girl were walking late at night next to a high school field when they heard from weird rumbling noises coming from behind some trees. "Hey mister, I'm really scared," said the little girl. The man replied, "Hey, quit your bitchin. I'm the one who has to walk home alone later."
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 2, 2018 2:35 AM |
How did Helen Keller burn the right side of her face ?
She answered the waffle iron.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 2, 2018 2:38 AM |
How did she burn the left side of her face ?
They called back.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 2, 2018 2:38 AM |
What do gay guys call an upside down chair? A table for four.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 2, 2018 2:38 AM |
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her ?
They rearranged the first floor.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 2, 2018 2:38 AM |
Q: How can you tell if your roommate is gay?
A: His dick tastes like shit.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | October 2, 2018 2:39 AM |
Why did the bottom of Helen Keller dress always have a huge yellow stain on it ?
Her dog was blind too.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 2, 2018 2:39 AM |
What do you call a black woman who has had a dozen abortions? A crime fighter
by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 2, 2018 2:40 AM |
How did the Grand Canyon get there? Two Jews dropped a quarter down a gopher hole
by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 2, 2018 2:41 AM |
How can you tell when a jewish woman is nearing climax ?
She drops her emory board
by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 2, 2018 2:42 AM |
R116 No she burned her finger as she was reading the waffle iron, as in Braille!
by Anonymous | reply 125 | October 2, 2018 2:43 AM |
r116 and r117 meet r87
r55 meet r24
r48 meet r20
or you have dementia or are just a retard with assburgers
by Anonymous | reply 126 | October 2, 2018 2:44 AM |
Did you hear about the Taliban members that they found in Harlem? They caught Bin Stealin’, Bin Rapin’ and Bin’ Bangin’. However, Bin Workin’ is still at large.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | October 2, 2018 2:45 AM |
What's the worst part about having AIDS?
Trying to convince your parents your'e Haitian. (It was funnier in the '80s.)
by Anonymous | reply 128 | October 2, 2018 2:48 AM |
A heterosexual male is sitting in a bar looking downcast and drinking heavily. Finally a woman approaches him and says, "you seem upset. Would you like to talk about it? Maybe I can help."
So the man answers, "My girlfriend just broke up with me. She says I'm too kinky."
"What a coincidence," says the woman, " my ex-boyfriend said the same thing about me! Wanna come back to my place?"
So they go back to her place and she says, "wait here while I change into something more appropriate." And off she goes to change into her bustier with nipple clamps and her leather crotchless panties, and grabs a dildo and handcuffs.
"Okay! I'm ready!" She says as she returns. "Well thanks for a great night, I'm done , see ya!" says the man. "Fucked your cat and took a dump in your purse."
by Anonymous | reply 129 | October 2, 2018 2:48 AM |
My girlfriend begged me to give her six inches and make it hurt.
So I fucked her twice then I slapped her.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | October 2, 2018 2:50 AM |
Why do Jewish women use gold diaphragms?
Because their husbands like coming into money.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | October 2, 2018 2:51 AM |
[quote] What green and red and travels 40 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
What's black and yellow and travels 40 miles an hour? The same frog, two weeks later.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | October 2, 2018 2:51 AM |
What did the little black kid down the block get for Christmas?
MY bike.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | October 2, 2018 2:56 AM |
What's the quickest way for fire fighters to get a black guy out of a tree ?
Cut the stupid rope, what else ?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | October 2, 2018 2:57 AM |
Have you heard about McDonald's new "Michael Jackson" burger? It's 10 year old meat stuck inside 50 year old buns.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | October 2, 2018 3:02 AM |
Why do farts smell?
So that deaf people can appreciate them.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | October 2, 2018 3:06 AM |
A dirty old man drove his white van to the park. He sees a 6 year old blonde girl playing by herself and walks up to her clutching his trench coat.
Pulling out a big bag of candy, he says to her, “Hey little girl, if you get into my van and give me a little kiss on the tip of my special place, I’ll give you a pice of this yummy candy!”
And the little girl drops her jump rope and says “Gee whiz Mister, if I swallow your load will you give me the whole bag??”
by Anonymous | reply 137 | October 2, 2018 3:43 AM |
Some of these are incredibly old, guys, but some are fucking brilliant! Keep em coming.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | October 2, 2018 4:11 AM |
Why don't Vassar girls like gang bangs?
Too many thank-you notes to write.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | October 2, 2018 4:16 AM |
What's the best part about showering with a 12 year old? You can slick her hair back and pretend that she's 8.
What's the best thing about showering with twenty eight year olds? There are 20 of them.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | October 2, 2018 4:21 AM |
What do you call a fag in a wheelchair?
Rolaids.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | October 2, 2018 4:22 AM |
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit's finger.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | October 2, 2018 4:25 AM |
So a gay guy walks into a bar and asks for something fruity and the bartender says "We only have beer or whiskey" so the gay man says "okay ill have a beer" A minute later another man walks up to the gay guy and says "we don't like your kind here" and the gay man says "What do you mean you don't like my kind here?" the other man says "We don't like faggots here you need to leave" so the gay man says "Okay ill leave if you can beat me in a game of football" The other man says "Okay ill play you in a game of football" and the gay man says "But its my kind of football" and the other man agrees "So what are the rules?" "The rules are you have to chug a beer, pull down your pants and fart, the fart counts as an extra point" So the man agrees. First up, the gay man chugs the beer pulls down his pants and farts "Woohoo 8 points for me!" Its the other man's turn. He chugs the beer, pulls down his pants and the gay man comes up behind him and says "Block that kick! Block that kick!"
by Anonymous | reply 143 | October 2, 2018 4:27 AM |
Ma Huckabee: Sarah, your father and I will be attending church services later, after your brothers shoot some dogs for tonight's supper. I expect you to be a big girl and go to church alone. Here is two dollars in quarters to put in the collection plate, and you make sure that's where it goes. I'll be checking up on you.
Little Sarah Huckabee: okay Momma. I'm a big girl.
------- LATER--------
Little Sarah Huckabee: hi Momma, I'm back. Want some candy?
Ma Huckabee: Demon child, I oughta whop you! I gave you that money for the collection basket IN GOD'S HOUSE!
Little Sarah Huckabee: but Momma, I gave all that money to Jesus and God, but on my way home some nice boys said they would give me FIVE DOLLARS to climb the telephone pole, so I did.
Ma Huckabee: you silly stupid fat little girl. Those boys saw you wearing a dress and wanted to look at your underpants. I hope they were clean.
Little Sarah Huckabee: ha ha! I fooled them! I didn't wear any!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | October 2, 2018 4:31 AM |
Father heard the children scream,
So he threw them in the stream,
Saying as he drowned the third,
"Children should be seen, not heard."
by Anonymous | reply 145 | October 3, 2018 12:48 AM |
Little Willie from his mirror
Licked the mercury all off,
Thinking, in his childish error,
It would cure his whooping-cough.
At the funeral, Willie’s mother
Smartly said to Mrs. Brown,
“'Twas a chilly day for William
When the mercury went down.”
by Anonymous | reply 146 | October 3, 2018 12:56 AM |
Mommy, mommy! I don't want to go to Europe!
Shut up and keep swimming!
by Anonymous | reply 147 | October 3, 2018 1:31 AM |
When Nixon went to China, he asked Chairman Mao, 'How often do you have elections?' Mao replied, 'Evely day.'
by Anonymous | reply 148 | October 3, 2018 11:43 AM |
Since we're turning historical how about this one:
Well Mrs. Lincoln, apart from that, how was the play ?
by Anonymous | reply 149 | October 3, 2018 1:41 PM |
Hitler visited a concentration camp and saw a little girl. He asked, "How old are you?". She replied, "I'll be 9 tomorrow.". Hitler replied, "Uh, no you're not."
by Anonymous | reply 150 | October 3, 2018 2:14 PM |
Why didn't Helen Keller wear underwear?
So you could read her lips.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | October 3, 2018 2:26 PM |
What is foreplay in Australia? "Are you awake luv?"
What is foreplay in Tasmania? "Are you awake mum?"
by Anonymous | reply 152 | October 3, 2018 2:26 PM |
A guy walks into a sex shop to buy an inflatable sex doll. The seller asks "What religion would you prefer? Christian of Muslim?. The customer asks 'What difference does it make?' The seller replies "Well, the Muslin one blows itself up!"
by Anonymous | reply 153 | October 3, 2018 2:50 PM |
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!
by Anonymous | reply 154 | October 3, 2018 2:51 PM |
R152, in NZ the version of that joke goes like this:
"What is Maori foreplay?" "Hey, wake up!"
by Anonymous | reply 155 | October 3, 2018 3:34 PM |
Another NZ joke..
A Maori was walking along a beach one day and he came across a brass lamp. He took it home and decided to polish it. Suddenly a genie appeared and said, "I am the genie of the lamp. I will grant you two wishes."
The Maori replied, "I have been oppressed and discriminated against all my life. I would like to be a Pakeha (white)." The genie said, "Your wish is my command." And pouf, he was now a Pakeha.
The genie asked, "And what is your second wish?"
The Maori replied, "I would like a life of ease, where everything is provided for me and I never have to work a day in my life." The genie said, "Your wish is my command." And pouf, he was once again a Maori.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | October 3, 2018 3:41 PM |
An Australian Joke: What do you call an aborigine driving a car? A thief.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | October 3, 2018 3:46 PM |
Another appalling Australian joke: Why do they hang up rotting meat at an aboriginal wedding? To keep the flies off the bride.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | October 3, 2018 3:49 PM |
What's the worst thing about eating your grandmother's pussy?
Hitting your head on the lid of the coffin.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | October 3, 2018 4:08 PM |
What did Michael Jackson and pimples have in common?
They both came all over your face at age twelve.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | October 3, 2018 4:09 PM |
What did Woody Allen say to Michael Jackson? I'll give you two 5s for a 10.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | October 3, 2018 4:14 PM |
A Woody Allen joke: "If I'd been born in Poland I'd be a lamp shade now."
by Anonymous | reply 162 | October 3, 2018 4:41 PM |
Q. -- How do you tell a Polish cheerleader at a basketball game?
A. -- She's the one who sticks to the floor when they do their splits.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | October 3, 2018 5:12 PM |
What do you get when you cross a Chinese with a Puerto Rican?
A car thief that can't drive.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | October 3, 2018 5:14 PM |
Why don't Puerto Ricans use checking accounts?
Too hard to spray your name on that little bitty line.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | October 3, 2018 5:15 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 166 | October 3, 2018 5:16 PM |
I freed who?
What Abraham Lincoln said after a three day drunk
by Anonymous | reply 167 | October 3, 2018 5:30 PM |
A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Wow, that is sooo cool. Where can I get one of those?"
"Oh, there are millions of them running around Africa", replied the parrot.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | October 3, 2018 6:35 PM |
I’m slow, can someone please explain r105?
by Anonymous | reply 169 | October 3, 2018 10:10 PM |
R153 Wins this thread!
by Anonymous | reply 170 | October 3, 2018 10:12 PM |
Smokes as in the friction of sex creates smoke (like starting a fire with sticks - Boy Scout style) R169.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | October 3, 2018 10:19 PM |
Oic, thanks r171.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | October 3, 2018 10:59 PM |
r169 It's an offshoot of this classic:
"Do you smoke after sex?"
"I don't know -- I've never looked."
by Anonymous | reply 173 | October 4, 2018 3:41 AM |
I was getting hot and heavy in the car with my girlfriend when she moaned, "Oh, baby -- kiss me where it smells."
So I drove her to New Jersey.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | October 4, 2018 3:43 AM |
What does a cheerleader put behind her ears to make her irresistible to me?
Her knees
by Anonymous | reply 175 | October 4, 2018 5:36 AM |
A priest, a lawyer and 50 kids are at sea in a boat when it begins to sink. The lawyer grabs the only life-jackets, puts his on and tosses the other to the priest. "Use that" he says. "What about the kids? " asks the priest. "Fuck the kids" answers the lawyer. "Have we got time?" asksthe priest.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | October 4, 2018 5:52 PM |
Two lawyers are shipwrecked on a desert island. One day they see a beautiful mermaid swimming by.
"Hey, let's catch her and fuck her!" says the first lawyer.
The second one says, "Out of what?"
by Anonymous | reply 177 | October 4, 2018 7:55 PM |
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A lawyer takes off his wingtips at night.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | October 4, 2018 8:48 PM |
Two very historic British jokes:
Q. What's got four legs and goes woof? A. Piper Alpha.
Q. Whats the fastest thing on the planet? A. Cambodian with a luncheon voucher.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | October 4, 2018 9:19 PM |
How does Webster's define "confusion?"
Father's Day in Harlem.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | October 4, 2018 9:29 PM |
Ha R158! That's a Polish joke in the US-- why do they put out a plate of shit at a Polish wedding? To keep the flies off the bride.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | October 4, 2018 9:32 PM |
What's a Jewish American Princess's favorite wine?
"Daddy! I want to go to Florida!"
by Anonymous | reply 182 | October 4, 2018 9:32 PM |
How does a Jewish American Princess call her kids for dinner?
"Zach! Carly! Get in the car!"
by Anonymous | reply 183 | October 4, 2018 9:33 PM |
Leroy and Tyrone are working as garbage collectors at The Palms at Boca Del Rio, Phase 4. It's a windy day, so Leroy lays on top of the truck to stop the garbage from blowing away.
They drive past Building 13 where Rhoda Schwartz and her crew are playing mah jongg on her patio.
Rhoda looks down, see the truck and turns to her friend Sylvia.
"Will you look at that! Somebody threw out a perfectly good schvartzeh!"
by Anonymous | reply 184 | October 4, 2018 9:37 PM |
DeWayne is visiting his cousin DeShawn in Brooklyn when they spot two Hasidic rabbis walking across the street.
"What up with dem guys?" DeWayne asks. "Why dey dress like dat? What you calls dem?"
"Hasidim," DeShawn tells him.
"Ha see dem too!" DeWayne replies. "But what are dey?"
by Anonymous | reply 185 | October 4, 2018 9:42 PM |
How do we know that Jesus was Jewish?
He went into his father's business
He lived at home until he was 33
And his mother thought he was G-d.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | October 4, 2018 9:45 PM |
I wonder if R183 was thinking of this joke:
Q: What do Jewish American princesses make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | October 5, 2018 1:57 AM |
I'm Jewish and have been enjoying most of the jokes here except the Holocaust themed few. What does one call a basement FULL of Jewish women? A whine cellar!
by Anonymous | reply 188 | October 5, 2018 2:01 AM |
Why did the Jew stop eating his wife? Someone called her a pig.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | October 5, 2018 2:03 AM |
What did Dodi say to Saint Peter at Heaven's gates? I said I wanted to fuck Di in the tunnel, not die in the fucking tunnel!
by Anonymous | reply 190 | October 5, 2018 2:05 AM |
Why didn't the priest take the altar boy in the rectory ? He only did oral.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | October 5, 2018 2:51 AM |
How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Fuck her!
by Anonymous | reply 192 | October 5, 2018 3:06 AM |
A priest was saying confession when he was stricken with intestinal flu. He leaned out of the confessional and flagged down the janitor. He said, "Mike, I'm in dire straits, you're going to have to finish saying confession for me". Mike says, "I don't know what to do" . The priest says, "look, people will tell you their sins, and there's a sheet of paper inside that will tell you what their penance should be according to their sin". With that, he runs as fast he can down the aisle towards the nearest bathroom. Mike goes in. A guy comes in, slides the little door and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. These are my sins. I had oral sex twice". Mike is looking down the sheet and doesn't see oral sex. Without thinking, he leans out of the confessional and asks the altar boy walking by. "Say, Johnny, do you know what Father Murphy give for oral sex". Johnny says, "I don't know about the other boys, but he gives me a Snickers bar".
by Anonymous | reply 193 | October 5, 2018 5:07 AM |
I heard a better rendition of your joke R193. Rabbi Goldberg fills in for Fr. Fitzgerald.... Fr. Fitz gives [italic] two [/italic] candy bars and a coke for blow jobs!
by Anonymous | reply 194 | October 6, 2018 5:20 AM |
What do you call a black man wearing a three piece suit?
The defendant.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | October 6, 2018 5:54 AM |
Want to thank R82
I’ve told that joke repeatedly this week and it has always gotten a good laugh.
I find it strangely wholesome but with an F-Bomb.
Repost for those who missed it above.
Two nuns were driving along the highway when suddenly a vampire alighted on the roof of their car. One nun said to the other, "Show him your cross, Sister; show him your cross." So the first nun leaned out the window and shouted, "Hey you! Fuck off!"
by Anonymous | reply 196 | October 6, 2018 6:13 AM |
A Nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She say to driver, she needs someone to talk to, as she lives in a convent and would like to experience sex before she dies. The bus driver agrees, but the Nun explains she cannot have sex with a married man, or that would qualify as another sin. The driver says "No problem, I'm not married." Nun says she also has to die a virgin, on account of her vows, so she must take it in the ass. Driver agrees again, and being just the two of them on the bus, go to the back, and take care of business. When they finished, and driver was behind the wheel again, he declared, "Sister, I have a confession to make: I'm married, and have three kids. I'm terribly sorry." Nun replies: "That's OK...I have a confession too. My name is Dave, and I'm on my way to a costume party."
by Anonymous | reply 197 | October 6, 2018 6:40 AM |
ha! r197, brilliant.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | October 6, 2018 7:07 AM |
Cheers! Just in time to give people ideas for Halloween!
by Anonymous | reply 199 | October 6, 2018 7:13 AM |
They're related R187, part of the same JAP jokes that were big in the late 80s
One other I remembered:
Did you hear about the JAP horror movie? Debbie Does Dishes
by Anonymous | reply 200 | October 6, 2018 7:24 AM |
Why are Arabs uncircumcised?
They need a place to store their chewing gum during a sandstorm.
What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three-piece suit?
Will the defendant please rise.
Which is worse, to be Black or to be gay?
To be gay. You don't have to worry about telling your parents that you're Black
by Anonymous | reply 202 | October 6, 2018 7:56 AM |
FWIW, R202, most Arabs are Muslims and Muslims are circumcised.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | October 6, 2018 8:09 AM |
Most Persians too. Of course there are always exceptions...
by Anonymous | reply 204 | October 6, 2018 8:17 AM |
r196 may appreciate the Vicar of Dibley’s credit jokes
by Anonymous | reply 205 | October 6, 2018 10:16 AM |
Cute thanks!
by Anonymous | reply 206 | October 6, 2018 10:21 AM |
Popular after challenger explosion. What does N.A.S.A. Stand for?
Need
Another
Seven
Astronauts
by Anonymous | reply 207 | October 6, 2018 11:04 AM |
Carolyn asks JFK Jr. if he's gonna take a quick shower. He says "no, I'll wash up on shore later".
by Anonymous | reply 208 | October 6, 2018 11:07 AM |
What kind of wood doesn't float?
Natalie.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | October 6, 2018 2:49 PM |
[quote]Carolyn asks JFK Jr. if he's gonna take a quick shower. He says "no, I'll wash up on shore later".
Carolyn: Can't See Your Point
by Anonymous | reply 210 | October 6, 2018 4:36 PM |
How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | October 6, 2018 5:17 PM |
Rock Hunter designer jeans : a zipper in the front and a zipper in the back
by Anonymous | reply 212 | October 9, 2018 5:58 PM |
How are anal sex and brussel sprouts alike?
Odds are that if they were forced you you as a child, you're not gonna like them as an adult.....
by Anonymous | reply 213 | October 9, 2018 6:12 PM |
Mommy, I don’t wanna go on a world cruise.
Shut up and keep swimming.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | October 9, 2018 7:27 PM |
Did you hear about Hitler's microwave?
It seats 400.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | October 9, 2018 8:59 PM |
What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?
Not everything that comes out of her vagina is retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | October 10, 2018 5:08 AM |
Ouch! That's awful, R216. LOL!
by Anonymous | reply 217 | October 24, 2018 12:47 AM |
This was my favorite joke when I was a kid, but it no longer works.
What will it take to reunite the Beatles? Three more bullets.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | October 24, 2018 1:01 AM |
Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?
A: He was nailed to a chicken.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | October 24, 2018 1:10 AM |
r212: Fail
by Anonymous | reply 220 | October 24, 2018 4:01 PM |
(After a ValuJet plane exploded shortly after departing from Miami ...)
Q: What did one Everglades alligator say to the other?
A: Not bad for airline food.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | October 24, 2018 8:29 PM |
weekend dirty joke bump
by Anonymous | reply 222 | November 24, 2018 3:11 PM |
Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?
Because she was a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | November 24, 2018 5:25 PM |
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: You fuck her.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | November 24, 2018 5:29 PM |
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year
by Anonymous | reply 225 | December 23, 2018 12:25 AM |
Q. What's the most popular line in a gay bar?
A. May I push in your stool?
by Anonymous | reply 226 | December 23, 2018 2:16 AM |
[quote]Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
[quote]He only comes once a year
And when he does, it's down the chimney.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | December 23, 2018 6:19 PM |
Bump to replace the other idiot's new thread. Do a search, whore
by Anonymous | reply 229 | March 13, 2019 1:40 AM |
Ace Abortion Agency. This is Mr. Ace, at your servex.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | March 13, 2019 1:43 AM |
What does Ann Coulter call her cunt?
Data Lounge!
by Anonymous | reply 231 | March 13, 2019 2:13 AM |
* Neighborhoods That Improved Once They Turned Black
* Natural Jewish Beauties
* Lesbian Couture
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What are the three shortest books written in the past 100 years ?
Alex, I'll take Literature for $ 800.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | March 13, 2019 2:33 AM |
How can a man look at another man’s hairy ass and say “ I want that”?
by Anonymous | reply 233 | March 13, 2019 2:36 AM |
Why do gay men wear mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | March 13, 2019 2:37 AM |
Lots of race, nationality specific jokes. I assume all the ones dealing with incest and pedophilia are whites i mplied. Haha
by Anonymous | reply 235 | March 13, 2019 3:41 AM |
Michael Jackson didn't rape those boys.
He made love to them.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | March 13, 2019 4:21 AM |
Q: What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
A: Acne doesn't come on your face till you're at least 14.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | March 13, 2019 4:44 AM |
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks this morning.
and...
by Anonymous | reply 238 | March 13, 2019 8:06 AM |
Truly Tasteless Jokes is on Google Books free.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | September 22, 2020 9:28 PM |
😂😂😂
by Anonymous | reply 240 | September 23, 2020 6:35 PM |
Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Tne Holocaust.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | September 24, 2020 1:11 AM |
A guy is at his doctor's office and the doctor says, "I have some bad news for you. You have to stop masturbating." The guy asks why. The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
by Anonymous | reply 242 | September 29, 2020 10:16 PM |
How do we know Adam wasn’t black?
You ever try to take a rib from a black guy?
by Anonymous | reply 243 | September 29, 2020 10:55 PM |
These will have a theme:
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under a car? Jack
There are a ton more. Always made me crack up as a kid and possibly sadly, still do. :)
by Anonymous | reply 244 | September 30, 2020 1:51 AM |
A black man is walking down a dark street and he stumbles upon a lamp. He begins rubbing the lamp and a genie appears.
The genie says, “Sir, I can grant you 3 wishes. What would you like?”
Th black guy thinks a moment then says, “ I want to be white, uptight and outta sight.”
The genie turns him into a tampon.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | September 30, 2020 4:05 AM |
Why couldn't Jesus get into college?
He got nailed on the boards.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | September 30, 2020 5:18 AM |
Bump for some new ones 😂
by Anonymous | reply 247 | October 1, 2020 2:39 PM |
Question: Why did the hipster drown?
Answer: He went ice-skating before it was cool.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | October 1, 2020 7:55 PM |
[quote] What do gay guys call an upside down chair? A table for four.
How do you fit four fags on a barstool?
Flip it over.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | October 2, 2020 2:28 AM |
Ok i think were done. We've gone full circle.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | October 5, 2020 11:49 AM |
Let's go around the circle one more time.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | July 7, 2021 5:00 PM |