Please choose your preferred title of nobility, rank, or prestige

Is this actually amusing to someone?

No dear, that’s your job.

Sophie, Electress of Hanover, OP?

Are there are any add-ons available? I would pay more if I could obtain the title of Archchancellor.

Is that better than what I got? Asking for a friend.

I am the Empress of Phallusia

Where is the “Zoo!” option?

I sort of like the idea of being an Archduke. I also like Marchioness, but I'm a guy.

Aga, Eva, Eva, Aga

I'm the Queen of Rumania!

Maharincess of Franistan

Her Most Serene Highness

You can call me Mr. Tibbs!

I want to be the Comte of something. Brooklyn, maybe. But not “Count”. I’d make everyone pronounce the “m”, or face the guillotine.

R4, Bishops, Dukes, Enemies, and Chancellors all come with an “Arch” option, but it’s extra.

I’m the Duke of Earl!

R14, but the 'm' in Comte and Vicomte is pronounced /n/. Why mispronounce it?

I'm struggling between two titles, actually: Queen of Outer Space or Empress of Fashion -

Off with R17’s head!

R18, you could do a personal union and be both. Then you just need two others for a game of contract bridge.

La Grande-Duchesse de Gérolstein - c'est moi!

I think I am already a consort to a queen.

Lol, R22. Arch-Consort!

I'll take the role of Grand Vizier, the real power behind the throne.

Maria Theresa, by the Grace of God, Empress of the Romans, Queen of Hungary, of Bohemia, of Dalmatia, of Croatia, of Slavonia, of Galicia, of Lodomeria, etc.; Archduchess of Austria; Duchess of Burgundy, of Styria, of Carinthia and of Carniola; Grand Princess of Transylvania; Margravine of Moravia; Duchess of Brabant, of Limburg, of Luxemburg, of Guelders, of Württemberg, of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Milan, of Mantua, of Parma, of Piacenza, of Guastalla, of Auschwitz and of Zator; Princess of Swabia; Princely Countess of Habsburg, of Flanders, of Tyrol, of Hainault, of Kyburg, of Gorizia and of Gradisca; Margravine of Burgau, of Upper and Lower Lusatia; Countess of Namur; Lady of the Wendish Mark and of Mechlin; Duchess of Lorraine and Bar, Grand Duchess of Tuscany

Catherine Zeta Jones, timeless beauty -

R25 = Shirley MacLaine

R25 you forgot "first of her name" and "the unburnt"

Princess de Beaulieu du Moncton

Vivian Vance!

Well smell you, R25!

My 30th Great-Grandpa was the King of Italy and of the Franks, and Holy Roman Emperor. My 60th Great-Grandpa was a Consul of Rome.

I come from a long line of cowboys and alcoholics myself R32.

"Slave to the Rhythm"

Oz,thr Great and Powerful!

Marshal General of France. Not awarded since 1847.

The Grand Duke of Dick

Chairman of the Board.

Who made Dracula a count?

Bubbie. My fav.

"Gage interest." Isn't he married to Jeff on Bravo?

Fürher & Il Duce.

Migrant

Oh, dear: Gauge, not gage, OP!

And I would like to be the Viscount DuBonnet, please, like the Queen's favorite cocktail.

A arbitrary and finite list is a poor choice for a poll.

Hmmmm, I'm torn between the DL royal title of "The Empress of Fashion" and "The Queen of Outer Space" -

I'll be the cuntiest Cuntessa who ever cunted.

I understand there will soon be an opening in the title Duke of Cornwall. I should very much like to succeed the present occupant.

I appreciate that some alterations to the law will be required. I trust OP will see to these matters.

Thanks much.

I want to be a tzar. And not one of those minor tzars, like Tzar of Bulgeria.

It might help your chances to learn how to spell Tsar.

Tzar is an accepted alternate spelling, R50.

I’m guessing that Tzar, Tsar, and Czar are all Latin translations of the cryllic original spelling, so I’d guess that one is as good as the other.

Patsy Stone, 39, International Beauty and Style Guru

The margrave of Brandenburg was one of the Electors of the Holy Roman Empire, so there's two for the price of one there.. I'd go for Count Palatine of the Rhine (also an elector).

Cuntessa Mureal d’Atalounge, Webmistress?

OP, Gurl You In Danger!

Can I be the Arch Cunt of something?

I’ve always liked Empress Dowager

Jacob Wohl has already taken the title of Duke of Cornhole. Though I fear he may be destined for the Tower very soon.

Grand Poobah

I pronounce you the Archibishop of Cunterbury R55.

I want to be either an Archimandrite or a Metropolitan. My beard isn't long or bushy, but I'll work on it.

Please and thank you.

Oooh, I like Metropolitan!

[quote] I’m guessing that Tzar, Tsar, and Czar are all Latin translations of the cryllic original spelling

Tsar and Kaiser mean “Caesar” which is Latin. I never thought about our English spelling variants of “Tsar” resulting from the transliteration from the Cyrillic, but of course it bakes perfect sense.

Bakes = makes

Sorry, booby OP. "Pretender" is so far from "heir apparent to the throne" that you've wasted yourself and our time for reading it.

R64, you forgot to sign yourself “Royal Timekeeper”.

I always liked the titles of the Stuart Pretender, Henry IX, Cardinal Duke of York. Gay as a goose.

Lady of the Latkes

[quote] OP: Dauphin de France, Infante de España, or Pretender (other)

Add Prince of Wales and tsarevitch.

Queen of the House

Why doesn’t Trump have a nifty Fascist title?

If I had to it would be

Whore of West Hollywood.

Langravine Philippine Auguste Amalie of Hesse-Kassel, Margravine of Brandenburg-Schwedt

Her Most Serene Highness, Senatrice Lindsey de Caroline.

As I understand it, a “Serene Highness” is actually a low level of “highness”.

Marquess Élan de Noël Actually mean Marquess Christmas Moose in French.

Don't you mean "gauge" interest OP?

No I think he meant "gouge" as in "out my eye". That is what I may need to do if the horror of this thread continues.

Oooh, R60, I like “Metropolitan”!

Doh! I guess I really, really like it!

Countess Dracool

I'd like to be The Great Panjandrum Himself, but unfortunately my mother thought differently. When I was a kid and started getting all full of myself, she'd say, "Well! Aren't you the Grand Duke of Kacky-ack."

Basileus tōn Basileōn, "sovereign of sovereigns."

Shahanshah

Tadj ol-Molouk

r61 & R78 = Whit Stillman

Queen of queens

This list is dead to me without Count de Monet