Please, share the excruciating minutiae of your lives.
I'll start: I'm doing a load of laundry. Napkins. Just napkins.
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Please, share the excruciating minutiae of your lives.
I'll start: I'm doing a load of laundry. Napkins. Just napkins.
by Anonymous | reply 600 | November 6, 2018 4:35 AM |
I ordered a pint of vegetable lo mein in my delivery order tonight. I meant to order a quart.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 13, 2018 12:00 AM |
About to raid the fridge and cut a slice of cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 13, 2018 12:00 AM |
Forgot to add I'm watching America's Got Talent. Mostly to snicker at Cowell's exceptionally bad botox and to laugh at the horrible talent.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 13, 2018 12:04 AM |
My washing machine is now leaking but I'm dithering about bringing in a repairman.
I did that ten years ago for my previous machine. I paid $90 and was told my previous machine was irreparable.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 13, 2018 12:06 AM |
R4 I don't know anything about washing machines or how serious your problem is, but search for washing machine leaking on YouTube. You may be able to fix it yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 13, 2018 12:08 AM |
I bought two pairs of sport socks with a Bob's gift card and I can't find the second pair. I searched my small condo and even my car for three days and can't figured out how I could have misplaced them.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 13, 2018 12:17 AM |
I'm making 99% lean turkey meatloaf because my husband has a heart condition and shouldn't eat a ton of red meat and I'm watching How to Get Away with Murder.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 13, 2018 12:33 AM |
Petting my cat who has his own pillow while reading latest info on the hurricane.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 13, 2018 1:28 AM |
OP, you use enough cloth napkins to do an entire load of laundry?! That may be the most interesting thing I've ever read on DL. Who are you?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 13, 2018 1:37 AM |
I just had a really good chocolate dipped coconut macaroon and some “Sleep With Me” tea in the hope that I will actually sleep straight through the night.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 13, 2018 2:07 AM |
Bedroom windows are open to catch fresh ocean breeze.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 13, 2018 3:07 AM |
This is a reminder that the Underwhelmed Threads are NON-interactive.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 13, 2018 3:50 AM |
I was so tired that I fell asleep. Now I'm awake again.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 13, 2018 4:04 AM |
Just got back from the convenience store -- buying ginger ale for my upset stomach - its still upset.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 13, 2018 4:20 AM |
R12 Just sitting here wondering why you're interacting with us then.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 13, 2018 5:13 AM |
I shat a tiny turd. I don't know where it came from.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 13, 2018 5:22 AM |
R9. Agreed. A whole load of just napkins! I have enough napkins in my house to do a load (not once they are separated appropriately however) but don't enjoy the company of others enough to use them. And why use them for just myself? Then I would have to wash them.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 13, 2018 5:42 AM |
Today I'll be taking a bunch of old junk to the local dump. Sorry, "recycling centre'.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 13, 2018 6:24 AM |
I don't think I'm going to get out of bed tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 16, 2018 9:40 AM |
Today I'll be setting up one of those devices timed to turn lights on and off, in preparation for my upcoming vacation (not part of the thread topic!).
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 16, 2018 10:03 AM |
I have downsized to one set of dishes. I still have enough of everything for 10-12 people, but I am never going to have that many people over for dinner again as long as I live.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 16, 2018 2:47 PM |
I sold the remains of my record collection (100 LPs +/-). I miss having them, even though I haven't had a turntable in ten years.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 16, 2018 2:49 PM |
I'm listening to Helen Keller sing the blues.
ONLY on DL.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 16, 2018 2:50 PM |
I plan to donate some books at the library this week.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 16, 2018 2:51 PM |
About to force myself out of bed. So unenthused.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 16, 2018 3:02 PM |
I will be cleaning and putting fresh litter in the cat's litter box today.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 16, 2018 3:04 PM |
It's sunny and hot here so today I have set out my solar panels to top up my Goal Zero Yeti battery.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 16, 2018 3:08 PM |
It's uber humid here today and the amount of condensate dripping form my window ACs is remarkable.
I should catch it to water my plants since no rain is forecast all this coming week.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 16, 2018 3:10 PM |
I swept, put out the trash and recycling, went for a long walk and am now watching "I Want My 80s" videos from MTV Classics on the DVR while having a coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 16, 2018 3:17 PM |
OP look at the same 10 pics of "hurricance" Florence all over the internet.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 16, 2018 3:28 PM |
Getting my shit together for a meeting with my local councillor about all the methheads & junkies who are ruining our region. I am so not that guy, but I've finally had enough. As long as the rich people, developers and students are happy no one gives a shit. The rest of us deal with the aftermath.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 16, 2018 3:40 PM |
My brother the handyman is coming over to hang a curtain rod for my black out curtains (I work at night, try to sleep by day.) I am making him cookies. Later, I plan to mop the kitchen floor! I may soak my feet in my Dr Scholl's foot bath and do a pedicure if I have time/ambition.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 16, 2018 3:45 PM |
Drinking coffee. Will be vacuuming soon.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 16, 2018 3:45 PM |
r32 have you tried a sleep mask? They're not for everyone, but they worked wonders for me, and you can get hot/cold gel options.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 16, 2018 3:47 PM |
I have a system for folding my t-shirts into thirds and then rolling them so they stay smooth, and take up less room in the drawer. I’m moving them into storage. It’s a mighty big day.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 16, 2018 3:48 PM |
I found green algae in the bottom of the water reservoir of my Keurig. Now trying to figure out how to clean it!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 16, 2018 3:50 PM |
I’ve dropped a deuce twice today already. I’ll probably drop 2-3 more by the end of today. For some reason my body waits for the weekend to go #2.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 16, 2018 4:13 PM |
I might brush the cat later, once I finish my cheap ass yogurt.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 16, 2018 4:13 PM |
Washed bedroom curtains and they're hanging out on the line. Ditto sheets and PJs. Bedroom will smell so fresh tonight and rest of the week. Clipped and brushed the cat yesterday.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 16, 2018 4:22 PM |
Just made some scrambled eggs with Neuske bacon. Yummers!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 17, 2018 6:28 PM |
Planted milkweed last year. They matured this year and this week two chrysalides opened and produced 2 healthy monarch butterflies. My first butterflies...sniff....it’s wonderful when they grow up and leave...sniff...but sad, too.
I have 3 chrysalides left.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 18, 2018 5:29 PM |
I dropped a bunch of quasi-frozen and soggy blueberries all over the kitchen floor.. Floor is wood.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 18, 2018 6:12 PM |
I just beheld the countenance of Andrew Garfield's new "girlfriend."
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 18, 2018 10:15 PM |
Squanto!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 18, 2018 10:35 PM |
I took all my sweaters and coats from storage today. They're strewn all over my bedroom.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 18, 2018 10:41 PM |
I'm watching Hell's Kitchen on Netflix while I sip on a Slimfast (chocolate flavor) and do laundry.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 19, 2018 2:45 PM |
Just had steamed spinnach and haddock. Sick of eating healthy food all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 19, 2018 3:41 PM |
I'm horny.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 22, 2018 2:56 AM |
Watching a Murphy Brown rerun at 11 p.m. with a glass of Ketel One and a splash of OJ. Jean Stapleton is the guest star. Don't recall ever seeing this episode.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 22, 2018 3:07 AM |
Watching a Seinfeld rerun and debating whether or not I should have some chips
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 22, 2018 3:14 AM |
I just ate a mug of dry cookie crisp cereal in bed. Not planning on brushing my teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 22, 2018 3:19 AM |
Tonight I was unloading a box of stuff from and a heavy candelabra lurched forward and banged me hard on the upper lip. It hurt like a son of a bitch and started to bleed and swell. At first I thought I might need stitches but after dabbing at it with a damp cloth I realized I did not. I sat with a cold ice pack on it for about 30 minutes and if feels better although is still swollen a bit. It looks like someone socked me in the mouth. I'm sad! I'm going to go to bed early and feel sorry for myself.
While I was using the cool pack a commercial came on TV for some product that plumps your lips. "How ironic!" thought I, "I just did that all by myself!"
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 22, 2018 3:39 AM |
I will never use chalk paint again. It's over-rated and over-priced and you have to wax it. I just painted a table and it looks no different than the other furniture I painted with regular paint and at twice the price.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 22, 2018 3:41 AM |
I am transitioning from an antidepressant that made me even crazier to Prozac. I feel awful and I just want to give up and sleep forever. I hope this passes soon.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 22, 2018 4:14 AM |
It rained a lot and the paint flaked on my bedroom ceiling. I feel like I'm on skid row.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 22, 2018 4:18 AM |
I have insomnia and haven't slept more than 3 hours in a row for 10 days.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 22, 2018 4:21 AM |
I am a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 22, 2018 4:39 AM |
I bought a pack of 2 permanent markers at Dollar General.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 22, 2018 4:49 AM |
What color, r58?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 22, 2018 4:54 AM |
I got a BBQ'd sandwich for dinner with cole slaw. The I took out about half the chicken to save it for tomorrow, there was so much. I also cut off a lot of the bread because it got soggy from sharing a container with the cole slaw. Yuck. Now I'm online at Data Lounge.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 22, 2018 4:56 AM |
I'm watching an old Nick Nolte movie and he's showing a lot less skin than I hoped.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 22, 2018 5:01 AM |
R59, Black. Fine tip.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 23, 2018 3:09 AM |
Just finished hand-washing my blue windbreaker.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 23, 2018 4:43 AM |
This is your first and final warning, r59. You will be ejected, if you continue to interact within this, or other, Underwhelmed Thread/s.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 23, 2018 4:56 AM |
Going to sleep.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 23, 2018 5:33 AM |
I'm just sitting around wondering whether r59 is going to be ejected INTO SPACE.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 23, 2018 6:03 AM |
Being ejected into space might be quite OVERwhelming...
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 23, 2018 11:40 PM |
Watching Anthony Bourdain's last shows on CNN.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 24, 2018 1:20 AM |
Just caught a Bellsprout playing Pokemon Go while mowing through a family size package of Nutter Butter cookies
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 24, 2018 1:23 AM |
I'm already thinking about what I want for lunch tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 24, 2018 1:25 AM |
I ate tortilla chips from the bag earlier and dunked them jn mustard
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 24, 2018 1:26 AM |
I dropped my toothbrush and now there's a revolting hair wrapped around the bristles. Nobody here has long hair and I'm wondering who and where it came from.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 25, 2018 4:14 AM |
Sad and alone, again..
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 25, 2018 4:24 AM |
I'm having a 500 calorie day. Just packed my frozen bacon and white bean soup (190cal) and crispbreads (50cal) in my work bag. I got the recipe from the BBC website and it's pretty tasty, so I'll try some more recipes this week. My luxury item today will be a hot toddy and early to bed. The 5/2 diet is a drag, but it's the only thing I've found that works for me.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 25, 2018 4:26 AM |
I went in search of seasonal decor today (I ♥ Halloween), but it was all too tacky to buy.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 25, 2018 4:28 AM |
I just scratched an itchy finger.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 26, 2018 2:13 AM |
just ate three dry bowls of Vanilla Life cereal. It's that good. Now I'm amped up but need to go to sleep. I'm a dummy!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 26, 2018 2:39 AM |
Female here. I’m playing with the black hairs that grow out of my chin.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 26, 2018 3:34 AM |
I just scratched my itchy anus.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 26, 2018 4:01 AM |
I'm petting my cat.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 26, 2018 4:42 AM |
Woke up a while ago. Morning in my country. Lots of socks on the floor. Nothing new from Avenatti. Have to wash my hair. Grey sky.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 26, 2018 5:45 AM |
I just clipped my finger nails
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 26, 2018 5:59 AM |
I'm not sure if I want to brush my teeth or make a cup of coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 26, 2018 7:31 AM |
I was changing my cat's kitty litter, when I poured in what I thought was bicarbonate of soda, but was corn flour. I had accidentally picked up the wrong package at the shops. Now I'll have to go and pick some up.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 26, 2018 7:32 AM |
The moment that happened, I thought I finally have something to post on the underwhelmed thread. Probably the most tragic response on this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 26, 2018 7:34 AM |
Still in bed my arm under my head my arm is getting a bit numb.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 26, 2018 7:50 AM |
There's a spider web on my bedroom window.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 26, 2018 7:53 AM |
I set a mousetrap.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 26, 2018 7:56 AM |
Meeting with friends. Had meant to do a few things before I left. Looks like I'll get none of them done. The internet has prioritised itself yet again.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | September 26, 2018 7:58 AM |
You don't get underwhelming status updates in your real life, OP? Plenty to be had, in my experience.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | September 26, 2018 8:00 AM |
Just finished my oatmeal with raspberries. Next: shower.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 26, 2018 10:45 AM |
Washed and conditioned my hair with the special for-silver products. Things do look shinier atop my head.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | September 26, 2018 11:51 AM |
I had an interview for a 3 month paid internship first thing this morning. I wish it had been later in the day so I could've gone to the gym first and not had to pay peak hours fare to travel there. I texted my partner about it and am trying not to fall asleep while my clothes are in the dryer.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | September 26, 2018 2:03 PM |
I just wasted almost two hours playing FreeCell.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | September 27, 2018 7:57 AM |
I'm not taking a shower today (not working). For once my hair looks good sans water.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | September 27, 2018 12:47 PM |
Someone on DL just started a thread without a subject line, which means you can't open it to read it.
Had no idea that was possible.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | September 28, 2018 1:00 AM |
Watching Rachel, who's doing a post mortem on Kavenaugh. Go girl.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | September 28, 2018 1:09 AM |
I like beer.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | September 28, 2018 1:33 AM |
I like calendars.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | September 28, 2018 1:41 AM |
Just found a birthmark I've never noticed before, on the side of my middle finger.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 28, 2018 1:42 AM |
An advert for Solo: A Star Wars Story just came up on Spotify and thanks to DL, it makes me think of Liza saying "SHOLO: A SHTAR WARSH SHTORY"
by Anonymous | reply 102 | September 28, 2018 2:15 AM |
I just set my electric kettle on the oven's gas burner and, despite staring at it the entire time, didn't notice until the stench of melting rubber hit me.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | September 28, 2018 7:34 PM |
My back itches.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 1, 2018 5:00 AM |
I slept a really long time.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 2, 2018 3:19 PM |
[I Want To Be Underwhelmed]
^^^ Well I'm reading this thread. Very very underwhelming ...
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 2, 2018 4:03 PM |
I think the cheese I ate was bad and I might throw up.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 2, 2018 6:28 PM |
My housemate is singing to his dog. This is a small, yappy little shit. I have been plotting it's grisly death for a while now.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 3, 2018 3:45 AM |
I’ve been midwifing monarch butterflies (outdoors in the wild). I watched one eclose this morning, then walked across my backyard to a butterfly bush to count how many monarchs were on it. I noticed one monarch seemed to have green legs. Huh? Then I realized no, it’s a praying mantis that has green legs and it’s got a monarch in its clutches. .
I grabbed him and flung him away, but it was too late. He’d ripped the butterfly’s head off. I turned around to find the mantis and it was gone. Damn. I wanted to relocate it to one of the fields by my house and get it away from the butterfly bushes.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 3, 2018 3:53 AM |
I ordered bifocals today and am inexplicably looking forward to the novelty of wearing them.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 3, 2018 5:13 AM |
R109, that's not underwhelming, that's genuine insect drama! Life and death stuff, riveting!
It reminds me of the time I was admiring a butterfly in my garden from a distance of about three feet when a blue jay swooped in and tried to grab it. I jumped, yelled, and he missed. I was so surprised, it took my breath away.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 3, 2018 5:31 AM |
r111, the Underwhelmed Threads are non-interactive. This is your first, last and only warning. If you commit another infraction, you will be ejected.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 3, 2018 5:43 AM |
I just killed a trail of ants on my backyard patio that was over 50 feet long, then came inside and added "Ant Spray" to my shopping list. I obviously intend to do this again someday.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 3, 2018 5:55 AM |
I am sitting here worried, yet again, that someone will suddenly be ejected INTO SPACE.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 3, 2018 7:29 AM |
Some stranger on Twitter was ribbing me for being in my 40s and they appear to be a Chinese government sponsored troll. Weird.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 3, 2018 2:41 PM |
Cleaning crumbs out from the toaster.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 3, 2018 3:36 PM |
Afternoon nap soon......
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 3, 2018 6:04 PM |
Cleaned the cat litter.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 3, 2018 8:13 PM |
I have post nasal drip.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 3, 2018 8:34 PM |
Went and got a flu shot today!
by Anonymous | reply 120 | October 3, 2018 8:38 PM |
I love Peppermint Patty and I’m not a dyke.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 3, 2018 8:39 PM |
Not underwhelmed, not overwhelmed, just whelmed using my new Waterpik plastic tip power flosser and wondering if I should stick with the regular FT-01 replacement tips or splurge and try the whitening ones.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 3, 2018 8:52 PM |
I read on DataLounge somewhere that I’m a raconteur.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 4, 2018 3:05 AM |
I guess I'll go run errands now.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 4, 2018 3:31 PM |
I've got a loose crown and my dentist won't ring me back for an appointment.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | October 4, 2018 3:37 PM |
I decided to scrape a not immediately noticeable bit of paint that I've been meaning to get to with some alcohol and a razor blade. It looks better but perfect because I'm dealing with a corner shelf bracket that's in the way and I goofed by scraping off a thin 1" line too far. Now I'll have touch that up. Ugh.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | October 4, 2018 4:38 PM |
^not [perfect]
by Anonymous | reply 127 | October 4, 2018 4:39 PM |
I went into Starbucks this morning planning to use a gift card someone gave me and I didn't have it with me. I had to pay for my coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | October 4, 2018 8:27 PM |
I saw quite a wide variety of nice looking dogs with their masters while out on a walk this morning.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | October 4, 2018 8:28 PM |
This is what happens to Data Loungers when they are ejected into space after breaking the rules.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | October 4, 2018 8:32 PM |
I'm going to a football game in Chapel Hill this weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | October 4, 2018 8:45 PM |
Goddamn it! Watched another butterfly eclose this morning and found it dead on a different butterfly bush in a different part of my property! It reminded me that in addition to yesterday’s butterfly kill, I had found two dead butterflies under a third bush earlier this summer. Goddamn preying mantises are everywhere but I can’t find them. Looked through all 3 bushes and can’t find any but I bet they are there, camouflaged.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | October 4, 2018 9:15 PM |
Just woke up from a nap. How do people get through the day without one?
by Anonymous | reply 133 | October 4, 2018 9:23 PM |
Just opened up a new bag of Tide Pods, the 4 in 1 Ultra Oxi. I used to use the Spring Meadow scent but I like the extra whitening boost from the ultra oxi.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | October 4, 2018 9:27 PM |
My crackers have gone stale.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | October 4, 2018 9:58 PM |
Still waiting in line for the bathroom...
by Anonymous | reply 136 | October 4, 2018 11:41 PM |
I ate a big lunch, and now I'm going to take a nap right before I end my work day.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | October 4, 2018 11:45 PM |
I just dropped my nephew at his tennis lesson. Now I’m driving home again.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | October 5, 2018 12:18 AM |
Shopping and laundry to do tomorrow. And fit work in.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | October 5, 2018 12:25 AM |
I've never owned a blue parakeet. Just green ones.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | October 5, 2018 12:52 AM |
Texted my sister to see if it will be her or her husband picking me up at the airport tomorrow when I fly down to visit. Fingers crossed its her husband.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | October 5, 2018 12:53 AM |
I just ordered my early bird tickets for the Great San Francisco Dickens Faire. Soon i will be mending my costume so I'll look appropriately dapper.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | October 5, 2018 1:34 AM |
Too much excitement. Tone it down.
Put avocado in my salad tonight, hadn't done that in a while.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | October 5, 2018 1:52 AM |
Burning a candle, making a mental supermarket list for brunch on Saturday.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | October 5, 2018 3:24 AM |
I am already thinking that I have to shave tomorrow for a business meeting.
I would prefer not to.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | October 5, 2018 3:27 AM |
I'm on the phone with my mother, who's telling me the same unfunny anecdote she's already told me four times about a cousin whom I haven't seen since 1987.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | October 5, 2018 3:31 AM |
I just got done hanging a new shower curtain. (Old one was getting mildewed.)
by Anonymous | reply 147 | October 5, 2018 3:40 AM |
2+2 = 4 4+4 = 8 8+8 =16 16+16 = 32 32+32 = 64 64+64 = 128 128+128 = 256 256+256 =512 512+512 =1024 1024+1024 = 2048 2048+2048 = 4096 4096+4096 = 8192 8192+8192 = 16,384 16,384+16,384 = 32,768 32,768+32,768 = 65,536 65,536+ 65,536 equals that's enough.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | October 5, 2018 4:23 AM |
Killed some moths.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | October 5, 2018 4:34 AM |
Just plucked some hairs from my nose.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | October 5, 2018 4:39 AM |
I'm wondering if all this recycling everyone's doing is really being recycled or actually going to the landfill since China doesn't want our trash anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | October 5, 2018 4:47 AM |
Guess I'll have to take a shower this morning. Didn't take one yesterday and it felt good.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | October 5, 2018 11:54 AM |
I forgot to buy Trying at the store yesterday.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | October 5, 2018 12:00 PM |
I've been wondering about soil conservation, how it's going around the world, and if they're still trying.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | October 5, 2018 12:03 PM |
[quote] the Underwhelmed Threads are non-interactive.
Why?
by Anonymous | reply 155 | October 5, 2018 12:04 PM |
I need to replace a lock on a door. Can't decide whether to do it myself or pay someone to do it.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | October 5, 2018 12:13 PM |
[quote]Why?
Oh, because some queen on this thread thinks he is just the funniest thing alive.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | October 5, 2018 12:14 PM |
My auto-correct changed "Triscuits" to "Trying."
by Anonymous | reply 158 | October 5, 2018 12:21 PM |
I have no sympathy for people who don't turn off auto-correct.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | October 5, 2018 12:24 PM |
Eating cereal at my desk and reading emails...
by Anonymous | reply 160 | October 5, 2018 12:34 PM |
Does anyone here know how to get dye stains out of clothes? I did a load of laundry and now my pair of khakis have a big, huge black stain on them. Will a stain like that come out?
by Anonymous | reply 161 | October 6, 2018 3:41 AM |
I am sitting here thinking about the previous poster's question, considering replying and telling him that the only thing to do is dye the pants black and be done with it, but I've decided not to tell him that because I don't want to be ejected INTO SPACE.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | October 6, 2018 7:12 PM |
Clouds can just come and go and do whatever they want to.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | October 6, 2018 7:14 PM |
Got caught in a sudden downpour around 2:20. Clothes out of the dryer @ 3:45.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | October 6, 2018 7:50 PM |
Did a purge and replacement of all my gym socks. Ahhhh.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | October 6, 2018 7:56 PM |
My skin is very dry but I'm too lazy to put on lotion.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | October 6, 2018 8:32 PM |
Rifled through laundry hamper to see if my favourite blue tshirt was in there. Put it in the machine with the rest of the stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | October 6, 2018 9:08 PM |
r162 - Ejected into Space for EVEN thinking about replying to a poster.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | October 6, 2018 9:19 PM |
Don’t worry R146, she’ll die soon.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | October 6, 2018 9:25 PM |
Did my black laundry earlier. The socks are almost dry. The t shirts will take longer.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | October 6, 2018 9:29 PM |
[quote]the Underwhelmed Threads are non-interactive.
[quote]Why?
The Underwhelmed Threads are non-interactive. Thank you for your compliance.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | October 6, 2018 9:31 PM |
I'm watching Iowa football
by Anonymous | reply 173 | October 6, 2018 9:34 PM |
I'm snacking on Wasabi peas
by Anonymous | reply 174 | October 6, 2018 9:50 PM |
Decided to buy the peach lemonade instead of the strawberry one.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | October 7, 2018 4:23 AM |
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | October 7, 2018 4:29 AM |
I think the light in my fridge is giving out. It’s kind of fluttering off and on a bit.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | October 7, 2018 4:33 AM |
R176 that’s not underwhelming, that sounds like it has a whole backstory.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | October 7, 2018 4:50 AM |
I started doing my bills and other paperwork and it's sitting spread out all over the kitchen table and here I am, on the Internets.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | October 7, 2018 4:55 AM |
I went to bed early and woke up a couple of minutes ago. You're still here, Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | October 7, 2018 5:18 AM |
I bought Triscuits.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | October 7, 2018 6:34 AM |
Lol r153/r181
by Anonymous | reply 182 | October 7, 2018 7:19 AM |
I'm sitting in bed and can't get the pillows adjusted correctly. damn
by Anonymous | reply 183 | October 7, 2018 11:05 AM |
I may have a second cup of coffee. Then too, I may not.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | October 7, 2018 12:10 PM |
I had two cups. One of them contained flavored creamer. Vanilla.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | October 7, 2018 2:37 PM |
Scooped cat litter and took out garbage.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | October 7, 2018 2:45 PM |
Last week I washed my toenail clippers after using them and set them on the edge of the kitchen sink back splash to dry. Later, I went to grab them to put away but I knocked them back and they fell through a slit behind the kitchen sink back splash so they're gone for good (behind the cabinets) along with a faucet aerator that fell through earlier this year. I taped a strip of cardboard over the slit but can't get tape to stick to the back of the back splash so there's still a teeny slit and the cardboard isn't as secured down as I'd like. Damn, I've had those clippers for maybe 20 years.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | October 7, 2018 5:22 PM |
Use a wire hanger with double back sticky tape and drag it backup.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | October 7, 2018 5:32 PM |
They come in colors, in metal, in plastic, in rubber....
by Anonymous | reply 190 | October 7, 2018 5:37 PM |
I turned the heat on.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | October 7, 2018 5:42 PM |
I'm eating Goldfish. The Pepperidge Farm kind, not, like, real ones from a pet store.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | October 7, 2018 10:50 PM |
Hubby just primed the coffeemaker for Monday morning. We’re a tad old-fashioned.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | October 8, 2018 1:57 AM |
It's a holiday tomorrow, r193.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | October 8, 2018 3:07 AM |
I went to two grocery stores today.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | October 8, 2018 3:10 AM |
R194 not in the US. In Canada and elsewhere, perhaps?
by Anonymous | reply 196 | October 8, 2018 3:11 AM |
r196, this is your first and final warning. Prepare for ejection.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | October 8, 2018 3:13 AM |
R194, this is your notice of termination and ejection.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | October 8, 2018 3:14 AM |
Applying hydrocortisone in the folds of my ear for a recurring case of seborrheal dandruff, which is treatable but not curable.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | October 8, 2018 3:17 AM |
I can't find my bottle opener.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | October 8, 2018 3:22 AM |
I'm catsitting 2 indoor house cats and 5 or 6 outdoor feral cats.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | October 8, 2018 3:26 AM |
I'm holding my cat's belly as he drifts off to sleep. Stretched out on a large pilllow.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | October 8, 2018 3:30 AM |
I didn't call her back. I didn't go meet them.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | October 8, 2018 3:31 AM |
Weather forecast is a bit of snow tomorrow. I can hardly sleep.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | October 8, 2018 3:45 AM |
I'm indulging in my once-every-six -weeks dietary cheat day. In the past hour, I had a small bag of Lay's potato chips (tasteless); a handful of Sun Chips (even worse than the potato chips and nothing like I remember from my youth); a bowl of Salted Caramel Ice Cream (like salty ice crystals), topped with chunky peanut butter; a peanut butter-filled pretzel nugget (dreadful); a handful of Tostitos dipped in mayo (not bad); and (the best of the bunch) a half-cooked Thomas's English muffin , like Macduff, untimely ripped from the toaster and slathered with butter and orange marmalade.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | October 8, 2018 3:50 AM |
I'm a little tired, but not too bad.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | October 8, 2018 3:51 AM |
I feel dirty after being out in the sun and wind all day at a flea market.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | October 8, 2018 3:56 AM |
[quote]I'm indulging in my once-every-six -weeks dietary cheat day. In the past hour, I had a small bag of Lay's potato chips (tasteless); a handful of Sun Chips (even worse than the potato chips and nothing like I remember from my youth); a bowl of Salted Caramel Ice Cream (like salty ice crystals), topped with chunky peanut butter; a peanut butter-filled pretzel nugget (dreadful); a handful of Tostitos dipped in mayo (not bad); and (the best of the bunch) a half-cooked Thomas's English muffin , like Macduff, untimely ripped from the toaster and slathered with butter and orange marmalade.
WTF? How much do you weigh now?
by Anonymous | reply 209 | October 8, 2018 4:04 AM |
I woke up to the sounds of a mouse under the bed. I later spotted it running from behind the fridge. It's large. Went to Home Despot and bought glue traps. I am back in bed, holed up in my bedroom with towels blocking the small space under the door.
I will savor its demise.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | October 8, 2018 6:38 AM |
My tiny iphone will not charge and it's my two-step authentication... I may try to have it repaired instead of replaced.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | October 8, 2018 6:48 AM |
r197 r198 eat shit, control queen.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | October 8, 2018 6:55 AM |
r197 r198 eat shit, control queen.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | October 8, 2018 6:55 AM |
r197 r198 eat shit, control queen.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | October 8, 2018 6:55 AM |
Did the control queen eat the shit yet?
by Anonymous | reply 215 | October 8, 2018 3:00 PM |
I'm home from work (Columbus Day), astonished at how thoroughly awful daytime TV has become.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | October 8, 2018 3:06 PM |
I can't get a flu shot today: we're celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day.
If someone had vaccinated the indigenous people, there'd be more of them.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | October 8, 2018 3:06 PM |
I saw the praying mantis on my butterfly bush yesterday but once again, it got away. Two monarchs eclosed yesterday and I haven’t seen them since.
Btw, for some reason people think a praying mantis is protected as some kind of rare species. Meanwhile, most praying mantises we see are from China, like everything else these days. You can buy them online and put them in the garden or keep them as pets. They’re not protected.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | October 8, 2018 3:07 PM |
Just bought a new brand of shampoo at the market. It's volumizing. The hair lady on NY Social Diary said it's good for greying old people hair which is what I have. I've never used this brand before (John Freida) so I'm frightened I made a bad choice. We'll find out when I wash my hair on Thursday.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | October 8, 2018 3:12 PM |
I woke up with a lower back ache. Probably because one of my dogs always ends up leaning on me in bed at night.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | October 8, 2018 4:13 PM |
Given her level of craniofecality, r215, it is a foregone conclusion.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | October 8, 2018 4:24 PM |
I got the praying mantis. It must have killed the two monarchs from yesterday because there is no sign of them and they would have made a bee line straight for the butterfly bushes as there are still plenty of flowers. The mantis was hanging over the edge of my swimming pool to catch the insects that fall/fly into the pool. Pretty smart.
I found a bug box in the garage, loaded the mantis in and took it to a field down the block and let it go. (This is the kind of box but i don’t know what they’re called)
by Anonymous | reply 222 | October 8, 2018 6:32 PM |
It may well be a homing-mantis.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | October 8, 2018 7:13 PM |
r209, brace yourself for ejection.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | October 8, 2018 7:19 PM |
I'm perusing Datalounge...
by Anonymous | reply 225 | October 8, 2018 7:45 PM |
I went to an Eagles concert tonight. I’ve never been a big fan (except for Joe Walsh), But I have to say they were really good. I’d have given them 5 stars but they bogged down in the middle with a few of those “Eagles songs that put me to sleep” numbers. But they made a good comeback with the rest of the show.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | October 10, 2018 6:52 AM |
^^^
But I got sick after the concert and had to pull off the road and call Ralph. The only thing I drank was orange juice, which gave me battery acid reflux, which caused the emergency stomach evacuation. .
by Anonymous | reply 227 | October 10, 2018 6:56 AM |
[quote]… had to pull off the road and call Ralph …
OMG! I've never heard that expression. That's funny as hell. Thank you for that. :-)
by Anonymous | reply 228 | October 10, 2018 9:33 AM |
I ate Cheerios WITHOUT fruit this morning.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | October 10, 2018 10:42 AM |
I'm calling Ralph r229.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | October 10, 2018 12:38 PM |
r228, this your notice of ejection. Brace yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | October 10, 2018 12:54 PM |
During the mind-crushing stress of the KKKavanaugh KKKonfirmation process, I spent $500 on eBay buying dinner china.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | October 10, 2018 12:59 PM |
Show us your pattern, r232.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | October 10, 2018 1:02 PM |
Open myself to that abuse? Oh, no fucking way.
But thank you for asking, R233. And next time, say "Please."
by Anonymous | reply 234 | October 10, 2018 1:04 PM |
Why is that
by Anonymous | reply 235 | October 10, 2018 1:05 PM |
Okay, r234, PLEASE show us your pattern.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | October 10, 2018 1:08 PM |
today:
take a shower
mail a package
pick up tickets for a play
go to class
buy new pillows (if I have time)
by Anonymous | reply 237 | October 10, 2018 1:12 PM |
r234, r235, r236: You have cheated at the game, spoiling it for all, with your brainless selfishness and are now being unceremoniously EJECTED. Goodbye.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | October 10, 2018 1:13 PM |
Blow it out your ass r238.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | October 10, 2018 1:13 PM |
R238 PLEASE eat the shit that comes out of my ass.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | October 10, 2018 1:16 PM |
I'm sat eating a bacon sandwich and wondering how many times R238 got punched in the face at school. I bet it was a lot, but still not enough.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | October 10, 2018 1:17 PM |
Aren't you embarrassed, r238, to be observed acting like such a cunt, a ninny, and a simpleton?
by Anonymous | reply 242 | October 10, 2018 1:17 PM |
I'm installing Open Office on my laptop because I don't want to buy Word.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | October 10, 2018 1:20 PM |
The water line of my fridge is frozen. Again.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | October 10, 2018 1:31 PM |
I just ordered the Sally Field book from Amazon.
I'm still working out how to get the next door neighbour's cat to stop shitting in my garden. I tried to take a photo of him at the scene of the crime on Sunday, but my camera needed charging and failed.
I've been browsing magnetic notice boards to stick on the fridge.
I had corn on the cob for lunch. I think it was kinda old. Some of the corn looked discolored...so I ate around them.
I promised I'd phone my mother, but I can't face it
by Anonymous | reply 245 | October 10, 2018 1:38 PM |
I don’t do anything at work all day but surf the net and listen to podcasts.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | October 10, 2018 1:50 PM |
[quote]I had corn on the cob for lunch. I think it was kinda old. Some of the corn looked discolored...so I ate around them.
Discolored corn on the cob is fatal within 84 hours of ingestion. Please provide your contact details so I can come over and pick up your stuff.
-- Thoughts and Prayers
by Anonymous | reply 247 | October 10, 2018 1:51 PM |
Waiting for the HVAC guy to show up to look over my equipment (ha). It's free. While I'm waiting I'm drinking some orange-flavored Metamucil in water. Tasty.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | October 10, 2018 5:40 PM |
I noticed a small hole in one of my socks this morning. I put it on anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | October 10, 2018 5:48 PM |
[quote] I'm still working out how to get the next door neighbour's cat to stop shitting in my garden.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | October 10, 2018 6:49 PM |
R226 was Glenn Frey's hot son there?
by Anonymous | reply 251 | October 10, 2018 6:54 PM |
Yes, Deacon was there and he is hot and he is also a very good singer/guitarist who fit right in.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | October 10, 2018 6:58 PM |
When I got to the printers, part of the email address on my new business card had been placed outside the “safety”/bleed margin, and disappeared.
It was just a sample, though, and they fixed it.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | October 10, 2018 7:16 PM |
R248 after you have Metamucil how long before it kicks in? I have some but I’m too scared to drink it on case it hits me in a meeting or in the car.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | October 10, 2018 7:36 PM |
r254, r251, r250 - This is your first and only notification of EJECTION. If you cannot follow the rules of a simple thread, you cannot be trusted to have free access to Earth.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | October 10, 2018 8:25 PM |
Bought frozen meatballs at Food Lion when I took the package to be shipped to the Post Net store. Spaghetti (with meatballs!) tonight for dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | October 10, 2018 8:49 PM |
R255 Take your notice, roll it up, and shove it back in your bunghole.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | October 10, 2018 9:55 PM |
Just ate my spaghetti with meatballs. Have leftover meatballs so that's lunch tomorrow. Had two oranges for dessert.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | October 10, 2018 11:41 PM |
Go eject yourself, R225.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | October 10, 2018 11:58 PM |
Am watching an episode of CIAO ITALIA where Maryanne makes stuffed fish (pine nuts, spinach, touch of heavy cream) with Jacques Pepin.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | October 11, 2018 12:18 AM |
How about a new version of this that [bold]ALLOWS PEOPLE TO RESPOND.[/bold]
The whole fucking point of DL is INTERACTION.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | October 11, 2018 8:43 AM |
Sitting in bed contemplating two things simultaneously: should I do laundry today? And should I watch Princess Eugenie's wedding on tv tomorrow morning?
by Anonymous | reply 262 | October 11, 2018 9:53 AM |
Made rotisserie chicken in a new air fryer last night. It was good.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | October 11, 2018 9:56 AM |
I left the back door of my house open to find a rake to chase off raccoons and a little possum walked in. I had to push him out the door. He went slowly and quietly.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | October 11, 2018 10:40 AM |
R260 I like Maryanne.
Her food
Is so good.
With Pepin? Even gooder.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | October 11, 2018 11:44 AM |
Trying to decide what to take for today's pain. One medication makes my stools hard and my ass bleeds as a result...but they work the best.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | October 11, 2018 11:58 AM |
Ask your ass, r266.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | October 11, 2018 12:01 PM |
I'm drinking coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | October 11, 2018 12:27 PM |
I'm drinking iced coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | October 11, 2018 12:31 PM |
I WAS drinking coffee but poured it out after reading about R266's bloody ass.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | October 11, 2018 12:34 PM |
Just ate lunch. I make a nice big salad then cook ramen noodles (none of the stuff that comes in the little silver package) and mix it with the salad.
Now I'm waiting for Michael to hit.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | October 11, 2018 5:22 PM |
It's raining hard. Maybe it will wash away the small pile of dog poop near my car.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | October 11, 2018 11:18 PM |
Watching the Queen Elizabeth documentary on PBS. But QEI has passed and James I is now installed.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | October 12, 2018 3:07 AM |
I just made some jello using fresh squeezed lemons. It is chilling in the fridge.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | October 12, 2018 3:11 AM |
R264, I hope you didn't walk him gently to his death. An awful raccoon killed a possum in my backyard a few years ago. I've never liked raccoons since.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | October 12, 2018 3:12 AM |
Seattle: tons of old hippies who reek of bo and periodentitis (that is a word I believe).
I swear they own everything and still swing hemp bags around on public transit.
I see the Hermès scarf under your second chin, Lady, and it goes so well with your train mechanic coat. I hope your future hospice nurse is alcoholic.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | October 12, 2018 5:05 AM |
r261 the earlier ones had no problems with people responding: if you didn't like it, you read around it.
I don't know where the dueling ejection cunts came from.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | October 12, 2018 5:32 AM |
r277, r261, r275 - No, The Underwhelmed Threads have ALWAYS been non-interactive. Your failure to pick that up while reading them does not change what they are and have ALWAYS been. Your mistaking this board for your toilet, does not make it so. You are now Officially Ejected.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | October 12, 2018 5:40 AM |
I am dehydrated because I ate tunafish, cheese and a lot of crackers for dinner.
I have drunk 4 glasses of ice water and still feel parched.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | October 12, 2018 5:59 AM |
6 biscuits in a plastic bag.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | October 12, 2018 6:06 AM |
I just got into work and now I wanna go home
by Anonymous | reply 281 | October 12, 2018 6:13 AM |
3 snaps in a z formation
by Anonymous | reply 282 | October 12, 2018 6:15 AM |
I'm using a new mug to drink coffee this morning. Not as exciting as I'd hoped.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | October 12, 2018 9:34 AM |
Pic, r283?
by Anonymous | reply 284 | October 12, 2018 9:43 AM |
He can’t take a photo and cradle it at the same time r284
by Anonymous | reply 285 | October 12, 2018 10:22 AM |
I’m watching the royal wedding. Fergie has yet to disgrace herself. Meh.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | October 12, 2018 10:24 AM |
So true, r285.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | October 12, 2018 10:28 AM |
I’m looking at pajama pants on Target website.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | October 12, 2018 11:22 AM |
I just found out (reading the official notices from the Registry of Deeds: it's not like she'd tell us) where my bitchy next door neighbor moved to. It's, like, 10 minutes away and, well; "Have fun, honey."
She bought - it's in her name only - an overpriced three-story Victorian money-pit for one point two million that looks like it needs another three hundred thou in reno work. Nice details and original woodwork but it's got five bedrooms and one bath and one house separates it from railroad tracks where the commuter trains start at 4:30 in the morning and run until 1 am. Her pussy whipped husband will be slaving over the repairs/updates for the next ten years if he doesn't smarten up and divorce her controlling ass. Or else he's a masochist and enjoys being walked on.
Plus the place they moved out of next door has an ask that's way too high. Doesn't mean someone won't buy it, but if they do, they'll be underwater if the market tanks and it looks like it's teetering around here. And 5% mortgages don't help, either.
Either way, schadenfreude is delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | October 12, 2018 5:03 PM |
[quote] How about a new version of this that ALLOWS PEOPLE TO RESPOND.
We don’t need a new version. Just respond when you want to. There’s only one OCD cunt on this thread who’s making noise about the thread not being interactive.
It’s interactive
Stop paying attention to her. Let her wail all she wants.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | October 12, 2018 5:25 PM |
^^^and of course, there are ways to eject her from this thread, too.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | October 12, 2018 5:29 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 292 | October 12, 2018 5:47 PM |
hi
by Anonymous | reply 293 | October 12, 2018 8:26 PM |
bye....
by Anonymous | reply 294 | October 12, 2018 8:36 PM |
I'm a wee bit tipsy and tripping on the realization that my new credit limit (which ain't much) is more than what the house I was born in was worth.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | October 13, 2018 1:57 AM |
I'm eating a bag of cough drops.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | October 13, 2018 2:03 AM |
I’m wishing someone into the cornfield.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | October 13, 2018 1:36 PM |
[quote]I’m wishing someone into the cornfield.
Ejectionella?
by Anonymous | reply 298 | October 13, 2018 1:57 PM |
Waiting in the dentist’s office to have a new crown put in, thinking about how much I miss a friend who ghosted me. Hungry!
by Anonymous | reply 299 | October 13, 2018 2:36 PM |
Making stew, did 2 loads of laundry, vacuumed - about to feed cats.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | October 13, 2018 3:19 PM |
I'm so overwhelmingly tired...I think I may be getting sick.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | October 14, 2018 1:20 AM |
Yesterday I was just having a quick snack on the go in the city gardens. Two hard-boiled eggs. And a bee appears on my right trouser leg.
Today I'm eating a peppery onion and tomato soup for lunch at home in my East Garden and a bee appears on my left leg.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | October 14, 2018 1:59 AM |
Popcorn always makes me poop.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | October 14, 2018 2:12 AM |
I think Bill Maher is getting senile.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | October 14, 2018 2:44 AM |
Started wrapping change... realized that I'm out of wrappers for quarters so I can only wrap pennies, nickels and dimes for now. Tough decision... go to the dollar store tomorrow and buy a bag of a variety of wrappers for 99 cents, or when I go to the bank on Monday, get quarter wrappers for free from the teller.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | October 14, 2018 2:50 AM |
What’s a bank?
by Anonymous | reply 306 | October 14, 2018 2:52 AM |
It's cold outside. Made my winter stew today to offset the bleakness of the dreary grey day. They're forecasting wet flurries next week. Aaaack!
by Anonymous | reply 307 | October 14, 2018 2:53 AM |
I washed bedsheets. Missed a pillowcase, so a second load .
by Anonymous | reply 308 | October 14, 2018 2:54 AM |
I'm up to 93 tweets after 3 yrs. of tweeting.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | October 14, 2018 3:09 AM |
There's an insurance policy on the kitchen counter waiting in an unopened envelope. I suppose I should look it over.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | October 14, 2018 3:39 AM |
Seeing COLETTE tomorrow because friends invited me out.
Why do we make social dates to go sit and the dark, and not interact?
by Anonymous | reply 311 | October 14, 2018 3:47 AM |
....IN the dark.
(not “and the dark”)
by Anonymous | reply 312 | October 14, 2018 3:50 AM |
My cat is snoring beside me.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | October 14, 2018 3:53 AM |
what?
by Anonymous | reply 314 | October 14, 2018 3:53 AM |
butter or parkay?
by Anonymous | reply 315 | October 14, 2018 3:54 AM |
R313 cats are the best
by Anonymous | reply 316 | October 14, 2018 3:55 AM |
So true, r316. The other cat is downstairs but this one always sleeps with me. And he has his own extra large soft pillow to cuddle into.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | October 14, 2018 3:57 AM |
Got lost trying to fucking ENTER R.E.I.
In a city of hills, they add "trails" of steps with shit signs. I just smoked herb and I wanna shop, fuckers.
They make it into a dare.
Also, most of their cool shit starts at 32" waist and their shoes aren't fun anymore - except the pair I bought because I needed to buy something.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | October 14, 2018 5:31 AM |
Getting ready to go see Colette. I'm going to wear the same shirt I wore yesterday.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | October 14, 2018 12:34 PM |
Who is this Colette all you people are going to visit? And why don't you change your clothes?
by Anonymous | reply 321 | October 14, 2018 1:08 PM |
r321 hasn't been to a movie in two months. The trailer is ubiquitous in theatres now, but it only succeeds in keeping me from ever wanting to see Colette.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | October 14, 2018 1:10 PM |
My mom is a frau. I'm thinking of getting her Luminara candles for her 89th birthday.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | October 14, 2018 1:21 PM |
I just jerked off - twice. Then I purchased some Xmas decorations online.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | October 14, 2018 1:46 PM |
Saw Colette today. A bit melodramatic but very enjoyable and Dominic West is excellent as the husband. Damn fine actor and a bit of a loin-stirrer.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | October 14, 2018 8:17 PM |
This Bears v. Dolphins game is Ka-Razy.
Never again will I buy a toilet with a side-of-the-tank flusher ; from now on, only a front -of -the -tank flusher will be under my roof.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | October 14, 2018 8:23 PM |
I'm thinking about ordering groceries, but they always fuck it up. I'm too sick to go out and am low on any reasonable foods. I'm not sure how long I can survive on Halloween sized boxes of Nerds.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | October 14, 2018 8:26 PM |
Today I start a new job in a new city after running my own business for the past 5 years. I’m on the bus during commuter hour and am already dreading the ongoing drudgery of it all.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | October 14, 2018 9:36 PM |
Just saw COLETTE. It’s divine. Provocative..
First really good film i’ve seen in ages (though granted, I ignore most because they simply look retarded.) (And I’m not)
by Anonymous | reply 329 | October 14, 2018 9:46 PM |
I got a paper cut on my finger and now it hurts.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | October 14, 2018 9:58 PM |
Just ate two slices of bread while watching 56 Up. Now I'm going to fix dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | October 14, 2018 9:59 PM |
Just ate the last of the brownies I made a couple of days ago. I make a mean brownie, if I do say so myself.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | October 14, 2018 10:30 PM |
I made a big pot of Texas Chili for dinner. It’s fixin to get cold here in Dallas.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | October 14, 2018 10:44 PM |
You had me until "fixin," r333.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | October 14, 2018 10:45 PM |
I haven't been outside all day, or out of my bathrobe or away from the computer. Do I win?
by Anonymous | reply 335 | October 14, 2018 10:51 PM |
Here, when you win you lose...
by Anonymous | reply 336 | October 14, 2018 11:31 PM |
Good times and bum times, I've seen 'em all and my dear, I'M STILL HERE.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | October 15, 2018 12:05 AM |
YOU are the EJECT pile, r337.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | October 15, 2018 12:06 AM |
I went to the baths this afternoon and sucked a lot of nice dick.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | October 15, 2018 12:26 AM |
I had lamb steak for dinner. Leg of lamb steak, I think it was. It wasn't nice. Been feeling icky ever since.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | October 15, 2018 12:47 AM |
Just finished my bag of cough drops Now I'm going to brush my teeth. And floss.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | October 15, 2018 12:48 AM |
Packed 7 boxes today for an impending move, but my room still looks like a homeless encampment.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | October 15, 2018 1:00 AM |
I got up and was at the gym when it opened (7). I'm rehabbing something, so I just foam-rolled (though I should have spent some time on the elliptical). Then I went to Whole Foods and bought a cranberry energy bagel and a gallon of lowfat milk. They were out of nonfat; they are always out of nonfat. I don't know how a big store like that can always be out of nonfat milk. Then I came home and ate the bagel with crunchy peanut butter, perused new porn clips and ultimately jacked off three times but took a nap between times one and two. (It's cool here today, in the 50s.)
Then I watched a series 5 episode of The Great British Bake Off, a show I only discovered recently, and it's pretty much the only thing I've been watching lately. And it was such a [italic]nice[/italic]show: no one yelling, the contestants were not overtly competitive and were kind to each other and helped each other out. And the one today, some old bitch removed another contestant's baked Alaska (a dessert that, other than on Carnival Cruises, was last popular 60 years ago) from the freezer so she could put hers in, ruining it, and then he was kicked off, and I became irrationally angry. All it took was one person to shit on the ideals of fair play, and now the show is like every other awful reality show and ruined for me, and I decided not to watch it anymore. And then I wondered if there wasn't maybe something wrong with me that I would get so angry over something that happened four years ago on a baking competition. So I took another nap. But I'm still not going to watch it anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | October 15, 2018 1:14 AM |
My elderly little pug has been getting up at 2am and crapping on the BR floor - so I am standing out in the cold waiting for her to poo before bed so I can go to bed w/o worrying about minefields to step on in the middle of the night. She sure takes a long time to go!
by Anonymous | reply 345 | October 15, 2018 1:37 AM |
I'm going to start a new way of making decisions. I'll pick things I don't like. Foods that doesn't appeal, clothes that look ugly, that kind of thing. I think it'll make life a bit more interesting.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | October 15, 2018 1:51 AM |
I can't stand the 200 years of Frankenstein spot that's been running on TCM nonstop. It's so boring and has no relation to Frankenstein. Just some makeup man prattling on and making up and photographing a twink. I've always hated the contraption with the rolling red gumball too.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | October 15, 2018 3:38 AM |
That’s very George Constanza of you r346
by Anonymous | reply 348 | October 15, 2018 4:06 AM |
A friend is out of town and in a hotel reputed to be haunted. He said when he left the room his socks were laying on top of his suitcase. When he returned the were on the bed. He was seriously freaked out when he called. I couldn't help but laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | October 15, 2018 5:00 AM |
[quote]a cranberry energy bagel
Bagels have energy now?
by Anonymous | reply 350 | October 15, 2018 10:10 AM |
[quote]I'll pick things I don't like. Foods that doesn't appeal, subject-verb agreement.
Fixed.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | October 15, 2018 10:16 AM |
I talked to an old boyfriend today. I can’t decide whether I want to have sex with him or not.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | October 15, 2018 10:23 AM |
The one and only Chinese place that delivered to me changed their delivery area. I’m now 1.2 miles outside their area. So I had a turkey sandwich.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | October 15, 2018 10:26 AM |
Getting ready to go into work. I'll stop at the market first to get something to eat. My lunch/dinner break is at 4pm. What am I supposed to eat then? I'm yearning for chocolate covered graham crackers now.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | October 15, 2018 3:14 PM |
Bad cold. The skin patch under my nostrils/above my upper lip is dried out from constant nose blowing. Feels like the Sahara Desert but I can’t stop touching it.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | October 15, 2018 7:58 PM |
r348, this is your first and last notification of EJECTION. The Underwhelmed Threads are NON-interactive. Your inability to follow a single simple rule makes you a danger to your community. You'll have plenty of time in SPACE! to think about what you've done.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | October 15, 2018 8:06 PM |
I ordered 1000 Island dressing for my salad at lunch today. It was good.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | October 15, 2018 8:11 PM |
[quote]The Underwhelmed Threads are NON-interactive.
I've been reading and posting to the Underwhelmed threads since they started. That is the biggest load of bullshit I have seen on the DL. They are frequently and occasionally hilariously interactive.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | October 15, 2018 8:20 PM |
r358, you are wrong and EJECTED! and probably lying about how long you've been here.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | October 15, 2018 8:27 PM |
Here's to r356
Here's to r356
Here's to r356
r356, you're a horse's ass.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | October 15, 2018 8:29 PM |
Well, r359, since you are so knowledgeable of all things underwhelming, why is it that your posts are all reactions to other posts?
by Anonymous | reply 361 | October 15, 2018 8:30 PM |
Watching Bridget Jones’ Diary. I was always impressed by the scene where Darcy and Daniel fight outside of and in the Greek restaurant. They took time to sing Haopy Birthday to a patron before they started fighting again.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | October 15, 2018 8:39 PM |
I sauteed cabbage.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | October 16, 2018 4:04 AM |
Edy's Slow Churned Vanilla bean ice cream is on sale. The grocery store was sold out of it so I had to get a rain check.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | October 16, 2018 4:13 AM |
I finally got an appointment to see a therapist this week. Insurance kept giving me referrals to people who weren’t taking new clients....or (oddly) turned out to specialize in child therapy.
I guess I sound young (???)
by Anonymous | reply 365 | October 16, 2018 4:37 AM |
@R350 duh yes bagels contain energy. Let's sound it out: CAR BO HY DRATES. They provide energy when consumed.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | October 16, 2018 5:01 AM |
Bagels contain carbohydrates by definition, ACTUAL dumbass r366. Do you say "energy ice cream" or "energy ravioli"?
by Anonymous | reply 367 | October 16, 2018 5:07 AM |
Rain is beating agaiinst my bedroom window and winds are howling. A real October night.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | October 16, 2018 5:18 AM |
I'd make some potato candy if I had the ingredients.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | October 16, 2018 5:19 AM |
Right before I woke up I dreamed I was kissing Javier Bardem.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | October 16, 2018 11:19 AM |
Coffee is ready. The highlight of my day. There's some chocolate and it upsets my stomach but I'll eat it anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | October 16, 2018 11:39 AM |
The guy who brought my Whole Foods delivery made some really weird 'If - This - Item - Is - Out - Of - Stock - We'll - Pick - A - Comparable - Replacement' choices. Like, apparently, they were out of the specific mozzarella I chose and, instead of picking a different mozzarella, he got two packages of racine. Two. I can't even figure out how a cold plastic 12oz mango juice would seem like a replacement for a shelved glass 18oz bottle of peach nectar. He dropped one of my bags, but it wasn't the one with the eggs.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | October 16, 2018 7:14 PM |
Calm down R367. You seem to be a bit unhinged over small items. Your obsessive need to be RIGHT and make everyone else WRONG is something you should reflect on for a while.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | October 16, 2018 8:16 PM |
I'm sleepy. Nap time.
by Anonymous | reply 374 | October 16, 2018 8:28 PM |
You might consider taking your own advice, r373, as it seems you are much more in need of being RIGHT at all times than I am.
I refer you back to your screed at r366.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | October 16, 2018 8:41 PM |
R375, tsk tsk. Some people never learn. If it must be explained to you, then you simply cannot be helped.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | October 16, 2018 9:06 PM |
Had a nice nap but will I sleep tonight? Cooking salmon now.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | October 16, 2018 10:22 PM |
Someone bought the pants I wanted at the thrift store.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | October 17, 2018 2:55 AM |
I'm about to carry weekly store ads down to the recycling room. It would be nice to not have them delivered in the first place.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | October 17, 2018 2:58 AM |
I'm overwhelmed by the number of underwhelming things on this thread.
Any, what's whelm anyway? How does one get over or under a whelm? Is it like an umbrella? Now, I must google.
whelm /(h)welm/Submit verbARCHAIC•LITERARY 1. engulf, submerge, or bury (someone or something). "a swimmer whelmed in a raging storm" nounARCHAIC•LITERARY 1. an act or instance of flowing or heaping up abundantly; a surge. "the whelm of the tide"
Therefore, to be overwhelmed is to be buried by whelm, to be underwhelmed is not to be buried by whelm but to be unimpressed by trivia or not whelmed at all. Hmmph. I'm underwhelmed by the word underwhelmed.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | October 17, 2018 3:18 AM |
WTF is potato candy. It sounds terrible.
I am now prepared to eject.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | October 17, 2018 3:22 AM |
I went and looked at a tide pool today.
What at first appeared to be scores of winkles were little hermit crabs. I suspect they can sense vibration, because first they froze, then when I sat down they went back to their business of inching about.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | October 17, 2018 3:29 AM |
Pot legalized in Canada today. Stores will be selling it and they anticipate long wait lines.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | October 17, 2018 3:44 AM |
Anyone would be overwhelmed by scores of winkies. How divine.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | October 17, 2018 3:48 AM |
I apologize for any undue excitement my hermit crab / tide pool / winkle post May have caused.
I have created a separate thread, to keep things calm here...
by Anonymous | reply 385 | October 17, 2018 4:18 AM |
This underwhelming thread is corrupted.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | October 17, 2018 4:28 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 387 | October 17, 2018 4:38 AM |
Unclean!
We need to purify by fire. We need the woman from Silent Hill. No, the one with red hair.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | October 17, 2018 6:29 AM |
We need bigger hair
by Anonymous | reply 390 | October 17, 2018 6:35 AM |
I'm eating a baked potato for breakfast, then I'm going to bed for the day. I love working at night.
by Anonymous | reply 392 | October 17, 2018 12:50 PM |
I'm cleaning out now in preparation for the matinee crowd at the baths.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | October 17, 2018 1:05 PM |
[quote]I'm cleaning out now in preparation for the matinee crowd at the baths.
Your anus or the roomettes?
by Anonymous | reply 394 | October 17, 2018 2:28 PM |
I have my heat and my air conditioner on. It’s too cold not to have the heat on. But the upstairs thermostat numbers are gone, so the heat just keeps going and going, making it too hot. So I put the AC on low, too keep the temp about 70 degrees
by Anonymous | reply 395 | October 17, 2018 8:39 PM |
I like it when my cat picks up her tail and holds it in one paw while she licks it.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | October 17, 2018 9:57 PM |
I just threw a bunch of old vegetables into the compost bin. I buy them with the best intentions but don't eat them fast enough.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | October 17, 2018 10:21 PM |
My dog dragged her butt across the lawn.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | October 18, 2018 2:39 AM |
I just LOVE my Nutri-Bullet.
The taste of RockMelon combined with Watermelon is fab!
by Anonymous | reply 399 | October 18, 2018 3:34 AM |
I've found that shelling pistachios I'll need for a cake recipe to be calming.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | October 18, 2018 4:25 AM |
I sometimes break a nail shelling pistachios.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | October 18, 2018 4:30 AM |
Do cats fart? Or is it just dogs?
by Anonymous | reply 402 | October 18, 2018 5:09 AM |
Yes, and they shart, too.
“WE were not expecting that. Die or be blinded and detongued.
by Anonymous | reply 403 | October 18, 2018 5:17 AM |
Beware the big eye of the horse R403. The toaster flies at midnight. The dodo bird is the key to unlock the safe.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | October 18, 2018 5:19 AM |
omg
by Anonymous | reply 405 | October 18, 2018 6:09 AM |
I just hung my laundry outside. Weather forecast calls for rain or flurries. Too late.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | October 18, 2018 2:50 PM |
I'm resting before going to senior Bingo at the library this afternoon.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | October 18, 2018 3:46 PM |
I just scanned my Powerball ticket. I won!
by Anonymous | reply 408 | October 18, 2018 7:31 PM |
I promised the cat I would use the $4 winnings to buy him treats at Petco.
by Anonymous | reply 409 | October 18, 2018 7:32 PM |
Bingo at the library was fun although I didn't win anything. A man sitting near me won twice and gave me one of his prizes: a red tote bag that said KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON READING.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | October 18, 2018 9:28 PM |
You’re lucky your dog rubs his ass on the lawn. My cat wipes her ass on my bedspread
by Anonymous | reply 411 | October 18, 2018 11:20 PM |
Had a new chicken recipe for dinner tonight. Got it out of a childrens' cookbook from the library. It was pretty good.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | October 19, 2018 12:28 AM |
The last time I stepped foot in a movie theater was 2008. I saw Eagle Eye with Shia LaBoeuf, before he was crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | October 19, 2018 1:23 AM |
I watched a fisting video titled FULL BODY CRISCO.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | October 19, 2018 3:22 AM |
Found a really good recipe for pot brownies which I'll be making this weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 415 | October 19, 2018 3:43 AM |
I bought an Instapot and have used it exactly once to date. I think my partner will start trying to make me feel guilty soon.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | October 19, 2018 4:14 AM |
I cooked angel hair in a 6-quart pot for lunch today.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | October 19, 2018 4:26 AM |
I like the word "tectonic."
by Anonymous | reply 418 | October 19, 2018 5:39 AM |
I upgraded my home supply of coffee. I went to a local coffee place that sells its own beans. I got a bag of decaf and a bag of regular. I'm trying to wean myself off of so much caffeine, so I mix a little decaf into the caf.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | October 19, 2018 7:34 AM |
I took a long nap. Now, I can’t sleep.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | October 19, 2018 7:52 AM |
I read the post by r419 and have decided I could never give up coffee. I don’t want to either.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | October 19, 2018 8:49 AM |
This may be more excitement than OP desires, but I hope I won't be ejected. I'm filling in my 2019 datebook today.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | October 19, 2018 2:40 PM |
R410 wins the underwhelming category by a landslide.
by Anonymous | reply 423 | October 19, 2018 8:52 PM |
I'm glad it's dark. There was too much sunshine today and the world felt glittery.
by Anonymous | reply 424 | October 20, 2018 12:32 AM |
Made pot brownies - about to take them out of the oven.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | October 20, 2018 12:34 AM |
I ate a baked potato and brussel sprouts for dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | October 20, 2018 12:36 AM |
Chronic ear infections are the worst.
by Anonymous | reply 427 | October 20, 2018 12:48 AM |
I just had Surf & Turf for dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 428 | October 20, 2018 12:52 AM |
I went looking for coffee makers today, could not find a Braun. So I ate a bag of onion-flavored potato chips and jar of onion dip. Then ate a bag of Oreos. Burp. I dont think it has wrecked my 36 waist.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | October 20, 2018 12:58 AM |
[quote]I cooked angel hair in a 6-quart pot for lunch today.
I certainly hope you didn't drain it.
by Anonymous | reply 430 | October 20, 2018 12:58 AM |
Southeastern Mills Inc. really knows how to pack flavored sodium in a jar. Their "Better Than Bouillion" chicken soup base can't be beat.
I made a kettle of chicken rice soup. I've got a cold.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | October 20, 2018 1:22 AM |
I considered buying a coffee at the muffin shop but then thought I’d just go home and make one. I’ve just finished it.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | October 20, 2018 1:49 AM |
I went to a Five Guys for the first time today. Lunch was in excess of 2000 calories. I won't be going back. It was OK, but it wasn't 2000-plus calories of OK.
Milwaukee is leading LA 5 to 1 in the 5th. That's underwhelming. And kind of lame if you're a Dodger fan.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | October 20, 2018 2:12 AM |
I'm watching the Brewers Dodgers game, too.
RetroTV is showing a double feature: "Blacula" followed by "Scream, Blacula, Scream" I'll go back and forth between the game and Blacula until the end of the game.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | October 20, 2018 3:37 AM |
I’m listening to a soccer game.
by Anonymous | reply 435 | October 20, 2018 3:39 AM |
I just DVR'd the original Halloween (1978, starring Jamie Lee Curtis). I will watch it in exactly 12 days while eating a $0.33 Tina's bean burrito.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | October 20, 2018 3:58 AM |
I had three vodka tonics on an empty stomach at my local bar and I think I forgot to pay.
by Anonymous | reply 437 | October 20, 2018 7:36 AM |
I just heard the song Tom’s Diner and for the first time ever realised that’s an entire song about being underwhelmed.
by Anonymous | reply 438 | October 20, 2018 7:40 AM |
I think I'll go to the loo and THEN have my coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 439 | October 20, 2018 9:07 AM |
I'm in LUST!
by Anonymous | reply 440 | October 20, 2018 9:15 AM |
Went to put pepper on my scrambled eggs and mistakenly opened the big giant hole so it all came whooshing out.
by Anonymous | reply 441 | October 20, 2018 11:34 AM |
The big giant hole in the universe, R441?
We're all going to die!
by Anonymous | reply 442 | October 20, 2018 1:06 PM |
I've been taking my coffee black here of late. I'll leave it at that.
by Anonymous | reply 443 | October 20, 2018 3:02 PM |
Pot brownies for breakfast. And tea.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | October 20, 2018 3:13 PM |
Finishing up my lunch hour and getting ready to go back to work. Think I'll run to the restroom first.
by Anonymous | reply 445 | October 20, 2018 6:53 PM |
I ate part of the sticker on my apple. Probably 3/4th of it. I cut the apple into pieces and didn't notice. Until it was too late. I'll probably die now.
by Anonymous | reply 446 | October 20, 2018 8:42 PM |
Had to substitute pipe tobacco - this one smells like an edumacated whino instead of my usual shifty-eyed hobosexual.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | October 20, 2018 11:26 PM |
I'm trying to watch this baseball game but keep falling asleep.
by Anonymous | reply 448 | October 21, 2018 1:30 AM |
It's past my bedtime and I'm looking at DL.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | October 21, 2018 1:51 AM |
I just ate grapes.
by Anonymous | reply 450 | October 21, 2018 1:53 AM |
I was cleaning today and in the back of a cabinet in my basement, I found a camera and SD cards. All of I sudden I remembered that it was my camera. My husband had a similar camera and I’ve been using it for about 5 years thinking it was mine.
My camera is much nicer.
by Anonymous | reply 451 | October 21, 2018 2:14 AM |
I met up with my FB today and he blew me until he got a pain in his neck, but I never quite finished.
by Anonymous | reply 452 | October 21, 2018 3:32 AM |
Safeway is usually out of the lemon flavor of frozen Outsine fruit bars, because it’s the best.
Today they had them.
by Anonymous | reply 453 | October 21, 2018 3:47 AM |
My bf made me put a Band Aid on his toe before he went to work.
by Anonymous | reply 454 | October 21, 2018 12:25 PM |
It’s Dying Housefly Season
And Spider Season
And it’s Shedded Cat Fur Getting Up into the Ceiling Spider Webs Season
by Anonymous | reply 455 | October 21, 2018 4:36 PM |
They are deliberately polluting red vines with flavor. I want more of a wax taste and these are heading towards strawberry fart territory.
by Anonymous | reply 456 | October 21, 2018 9:42 PM |
Used my shampoo and conditioner for silver hair today. Then I washed my arms.
by Anonymous | reply 457 | October 21, 2018 11:19 PM |
At least you may smell better farting in bed, r456.
I've never liked you blaming me every time.
by Anonymous | reply 458 | October 21, 2018 11:28 PM |
Just got an email from BP who said he saw the new Redford movie yesterday and loved it. But he has no standards when it comes to the arts.
Eating leftover cold salmon for breakfast.
by Anonymous | reply 459 | October 22, 2018 11:17 AM |
r458, pack your bags for SPACE!!!
by Anonymous | reply 460 | October 22, 2018 11:18 AM |
My mom's boyfriend just came over to borrow my air mattress. My mom's hips have been hurting badly and the exercises aren't working and so I suggested she try an air mattress because her bed is really old and probably at least part of the problem.
by Anonymous | reply 461 | October 23, 2018 1:44 AM |
Washing my sheets right now. It's a once-a-month job.
by Anonymous | reply 462 | October 23, 2018 12:37 PM |
Nah, R462. Washing your sheets is a once-a-week job. If you've gotten to an entire month, just hold on and go for two. Or maybe three. After two weeks, it's a shameful stinking mess and doesn't get any worse.
by Anonymous | reply 463 | October 23, 2018 12:49 PM |
R463, you assume he's only got one set of sheets.
by Anonymous | reply 464 | October 23, 2018 12:56 PM |
Or maybe you're right, R464. It would mean that he's saving up a month's worth of dirty sheets, whatever number that would be, so he could wash them 'once-a-month.' That either means dirty sheets on the bed for protracted periods of time, or a big pile of dirty linens lying around days and weeks and stinking up the place.
by Anonymous | reply 465 | October 23, 2018 1:08 PM |
Getting whelmed here.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | October 23, 2018 1:10 PM |
THIS IS A [bold]NON-INTERACTIVE[/bold] THREAD. Your inability to adhere to a single, simple social agreement makes you unfit for earth. You are now being EJECTED.
by Anonymous | reply 467 | October 23, 2018 2:12 PM |
I just ate some yogurt but left most of the fruit on the bottom of the container because it was too sweet.
I hope this has been underwhelming enough.
by Anonymous | reply 468 | October 23, 2018 2:17 PM |
r467 is ceaselessly tiresome.
Been so since birth.
by Anonymous | reply 469 | October 23, 2018 2:25 PM |
R467 is clearly tongue in cheek and for that reason I find him (or them) quite amusing.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | October 23, 2018 2:57 PM |
r467's tongue interacts with my asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 471 | October 23, 2018 5:15 PM |
Once a week, one a month, once a day .... sheet washing at my local laundromat, $5.50 a load, is fun and not a chore ... there's a back room, Phillippe is very accommodating. .
by Anonymous | reply 472 | October 23, 2018 7:21 PM |
Today as I was driving along a road through the Shinnecock golf course I saw what looked like yet another roadkill in front of me. Luckily no cars were behind me because I had to brake hard when I realized it was a turtle. I flipped on my hazards, unbuckled, dove out of the car, picked up the turtle, put it on the side of the road it was trying to reach, dove back in my car just as cars were coming up behind me and went on my way.
by Anonymous | reply 473 | October 24, 2018 12:02 AM |
I bought a lottery ticket today. The window guys are coming tomorrow. I'd like some root beer right now.
by Anonymous | reply 474 | October 24, 2018 1:26 AM |
I am going to eat an apple chopped up in plain Greek yogurt, with cinnamon sprinkled generously on top.
by Anonymous | reply 475 | October 24, 2018 3:38 AM |
Starbursts for dinner
by Anonymous | reply 476 | October 24, 2018 3:46 AM |
I'm in the tub.
I have a medical scan this morning which I have been very uncomfortably waiting two weeks to get and I have a suspicion they're going to want to keep me in the hospital so I should probably pack up some things to bring with me.
by Anonymous | reply 477 | October 24, 2018 6:48 AM |
thoughts and prayers, r477
by Anonymous | reply 478 | October 24, 2018 6:55 AM |
Did not win the billion dollar lottery so my day's free. Maybe I'll pick lint off the kitten.
by Anonymous | reply 479 | October 24, 2018 11:12 AM |
Palpitations r473.
by Anonymous | reply 480 | October 24, 2018 12:20 PM |
The window guys came and did their thing. I had a chicken sandwich with tomato for lunch. Just finished cutting my fingernails. It's been a productive day with just the right amount of whelm.
by Anonymous | reply 481 | October 24, 2018 5:50 PM |
water was delivered
by Anonymous | reply 482 | October 24, 2018 5:59 PM |
Don't you have taps, R482?
by Anonymous | reply 483 | October 24, 2018 6:02 PM |
Yes, r483.
by Anonymous | reply 484 | October 24, 2018 6:05 PM |
I just saw a frau pulling her dog along the sidewalk while it was trying to pee. It left a trail of dribbles.
by Anonymous | reply 485 | October 24, 2018 6:11 PM |
I’m full just ate fettuccine. Feel like I’m gonna explode!
by Anonymous | reply 486 | October 24, 2018 6:12 PM |
I ate 4 mini chocolates from the Halloween candies. Now I feel sick.
by Anonymous | reply 487 | October 24, 2018 11:57 PM |
Took a nap late this afternoon right before dinner. Wonder what the lottery winner's doing right now.
by Anonymous | reply 488 | October 25, 2018 1:05 AM |
Going out today. In a car. With people who say they're my friends.
by Anonymous | reply 489 | October 25, 2018 1:11 PM |
I've replaced all the D batteries in all of my flashlights. Finally, they're ALL prepared and I don't have to flick on 5 of them to find the one holdout that still was functional.
I should just buy the LED ones that are out now. Those never use up the battery and are so bright.
by Anonymous | reply 490 | October 25, 2018 1:13 PM |
I'm coughing and sneezing a lot. Plague?
by Anonymous | reply 491 | October 26, 2018 8:48 AM |
I'm supposed to wake up in two and a half hours and I'm not going to make it. I have insomnia and a bad back. I took a few too many pain pills along with some Valium and I feel great. My back no longer hurts and my anxiety is gone; it's like being happy from an alcohol buzz. I gave up drinking thirteen years ago, however, so this is what I'm left with. I hope I at least manage to get four or five things done after I wake up. I had such high hopes for today. Story of my damn worthless life. I just want to die. Sleep well, everyone.
by Anonymous | reply 492 | October 26, 2018 9:35 AM |
Decided to make bean soup today. Will have to go to the market and get groceries.
by Anonymous | reply 493 | October 26, 2018 9:50 AM |
Are you a UPS driver r492?
by Anonymous | reply 494 | October 26, 2018 12:04 PM |
R473 been there, done that … good for you! Once in The Springs, I think on Lincoln, I managed to pass over a turtle and in my rear-view mirror watch a car fooling me run over it. Bastard! Also so a huge black snapping one on Egypt Lane, hot guy talking with lady landowner, and a more huge one in Riverhead's Mill Road, whilst heading for some outdoor sex at a boat ramp. Bigger turtle, hotter guy, arm swathed in a towel as he went to grad the turtle's tail to swing it off road.
by Anonymous | reply 495 | October 26, 2018 2:49 PM |
.R494, and all, my UPS driver is hot. Hairy Italian. Great ass. Perfect for Legally Blonde
by Anonymous | reply 496 | October 26, 2018 2:52 PM |
Well, I made bean soup and decided (entirely on my own, the recipe did not tell me this) to add some cooked chicken and I think it's going to be good.
Lemonade was my beverage accompaniment at lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 497 | October 26, 2018 6:04 PM |
r495, do you know what NON-INTERACTIVE means? Should I mime it for you? This is your first and final warning of atmospheric EJECTION!
by Anonymous | reply 498 | October 26, 2018 6:07 PM |
My feet are freezing.
by Anonymous | reply 499 | October 26, 2018 6:08 PM |
r498: Eject away turdblossom.
by Anonymous | reply 500 | October 26, 2018 6:11 PM |
I'm not doing anything.
by Anonymous | reply 501 | October 26, 2018 6:57 PM |
I EJECT r498. You got that, you EJECTABLE fuck?
by Anonymous | reply 502 | October 26, 2018 7:37 PM |
Yesterday in a meeting about some pointless new policy, an admin lady from another department asked if we could sum it up "in a nutshell." That's what she meant to say, but instead she said "in a nutsack." She's a somewhat uptight and overly earnest woman, definitely a frau but still a nice lady, who has teenaged sons and works in a department that's 90% male shipyard employees or sailors off the boats, so she must have picked up the term by osmosis.
The poor woman was mortified and I didn't help by laughing my ass off instead of pretending not to have noticed. Six months ago I'd have controlled myself but shit, I'm retiring early next year so what the hell. I'm getting the giggles again just thinking about it.
by Anonymous | reply 503 | October 26, 2018 11:16 PM |
It is very funny r503. Didn't anyone else laugh?
by Anonymous | reply 504 | October 26, 2018 11:17 PM |
I'm not Underwhelmed but I'm slightly concerned that when I make Fruit Smoothies (Apple, Pear, Kiwifruit and Skim Milk) in my Nutribullet that the tiny hairs of the Kiwifruit skins sit on the edge of my epiglottis.
by Anonymous | reply 505 | October 27, 2018 1:17 AM |
This evening, I cut some matting out of my poodle's fur.
by Anonymous | reply 506 | October 27, 2018 3:59 AM |
A few of the old timers had "coughing fits" R504, but I didn't really convey in my post how pc and political this place has gotten. If it had been in the Repair Dept or on one of the boats the atmosphere would have been different but the Planning Dept is mostly civilians and a lot of women so it was pretty inappropriate in the current climate, which isn't quite as paranoid as a faculty meeting at Evergreen State College but is getting there.
I thought if I was promoted this last cycle I might stay on but I knew my age (about 8 years older than the average candidate) would probably hold me back. I'm not anywhere near as disappointed as I thought I'd be. It made me realize how much I'd been watching my back and It's liberating knowing in less than 90 days I won't be dealing with this shit anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 507 | October 27, 2018 4:46 AM |
Mazel tov, R507.
Tonight, I made hummus from scratch. Last night, I soaked the chick peas.
by Anonymous | reply 508 | October 27, 2018 4:47 AM |
So I’m channel surfing & I come across something called “Halloween Wars.” It’s teams of people who make cakes, candies, etc making “edible” Halloween scenes. And I notice they all look like and sound like actors. Kind of a big coincidence that all of these chefs just happen to look and sound like actors
by Anonymous | reply 509 | October 28, 2018 2:27 AM |
Just put Bonds Medicated lotion on my ankles because my socks make my ankles so itchy I will scratch them until they bleed. I couldn't find the sensitive detergent last time I bought detergent, so now I am paying the price.
by Anonymous | reply 510 | October 28, 2018 2:40 AM |
I'm watching Bewitched on AntennaTV. Aunt Clara is babysitting Tabitha and Larry Tate's kid and she accidentally turns Larry's kid into twins. Confusion ensues.
by Anonymous | reply 511 | October 28, 2018 3:09 AM |
I saw my FB today and he was ragging on me to replace my bed because it's 20 years old. He's a millionaire and I'm on Social Security. I threw up my hands and said, "it's not going to happen." He said "maybe the bed fairy will bring you one for Christmas." Now I'm wondering if he's actually going to pry open his wallet and buy me something. It would be the first time ever, if so.
by Anonymous | reply 512 | October 28, 2018 9:01 AM |
r507, you're a pox on civil society. In the interest of the the common good, a concept you're clearly wholly unfamiliar with, you are now being EJECTED.
by Anonymous | reply 513 | October 28, 2018 9:17 AM |
Yesterday I went to the library. They were having a Halloween wingding for children. While everybody was off in one section I stole two handfuls of mini-candy from the big bowl. Final take: 4 Kit Kats, 3 Tootsie Rolls, 2 cellophane wrapped colored balls of who knows what, 1 Necco wafers. I feel no remorse.
by Anonymous | reply 515 | October 28, 2018 12:04 PM |
I'm boiling an egg.
by Anonymous | reply 516 | October 28, 2018 12:36 PM |
I forgot to buy coffee yesterday. I barely had enough for one cup, and it didn't turn out so great. It's a little chilly and raining, but I'm going to drive to Starbucks. While I have my Starbucks coffee in ONE hand, I'll be at the nearby grocery store buying a pound of coffee for home, and I'll be holding it with my OTHER hand.
Later in the day: laundry
by Anonymous | reply 517 | October 28, 2018 12:49 PM |
I ground my own coffee beans this morning. Not with one of those dreadful electric grinders, but with my vintage Armin Trösser hand crank grinder. Then I made my own English muffins. Quite a morning of authenticity and self-sufficiency!
by Anonymous | reply 518 | October 28, 2018 1:34 PM |
I'm excited about the Downton Abbey movie that won't even be released until September 2019.
by Anonymous | reply 519 | October 28, 2018 9:03 PM |
I'm washing a new pair of black jeans so out of an abundance of caution I am only washing black socks with them so the dye from the new jeans won't bleed and stain my other clothes. I'm throwing in a cup of vinegar because its supposed to set the dye of the jeans.
by Anonymous | reply 520 | October 28, 2018 10:13 PM |
Washed my towels and washcloths today. On a wild whim I threw in two t-shirts. Everything coexisted.
by Anonymous | reply 521 | October 29, 2018 1:22 AM |
Guess what I did today! Put door sweeps on all the doors in an attempt to eliminate mice in the house!
by Anonymous | reply 522 | October 29, 2018 3:42 AM |
I may start reading a new book this morning. Or I may not.
by Anonymous | reply 523 | October 29, 2018 12:27 PM |
r522 What are door sweeps?
by Anonymous | reply 524 | October 29, 2018 2:09 PM |
Peppermint tea is helping tremendously with my digestion. I got the Traditional Medicinals Organic brand at Target, $4.99.
by Anonymous | reply 525 | October 30, 2018 12:26 AM |
This thread is worth it just for all the ejection clips.
by Anonymous | reply 526 | October 30, 2018 12:38 AM |
London.
Went to the supermarket. Had bacon in a roll in the café in there. It was excellent.
Bought lot of food to take home. They have a self-scanning thing, which is excellent. But the machine said I had to have ten items checked to see that I wasn't nicking stuff...and the girl who did it crushed my fish fucking pie. I told her to be careful! It's irritated me.
Came home then went out again to the Apple Store at the Westfield Mall in Shepherd's Bush - I want to extend my warranty but there were too many people, so I'll do it over the internet.
Spent ages at the mall....but can't remember what I did. Running all over the place. Went to Itsu and had some sushi (the bacon roll wasn't enough, clearly) - I had a Coke! with the sushi.
Still wasn't enough - so I went to McDonald's on the way home. No supper!
I'm pretty happy at the moment, I think that's why my appetite is up.
by Anonymous | reply 527 | October 30, 2018 12:57 AM |
There was a 50 percent chance of rain today, so I couldn't decide whether to take an umbrella with me to work. I decided to take one, but ended up not needing it.
by Anonymous | reply 528 | October 30, 2018 1:08 AM |
Did a load of laundry at 8:00 am this morning and left it out all day to get as much of the fall leaves and ocean breezes scents
Grocery shopping - mostly stocking up on essentials as I tend to cook from scratch. One of the many benefits of working from home, is that you can do grocery shopping and banking in the off hours and make up for it when you get home.
Steamed spinach for lunch and then broccoli and fresh pasta with some alfredo sauce for supper with a glass of white wine
Time to pet the cat.
by Anonymous | reply 529 | October 30, 2018 1:10 AM |
I'm compiling a "remove obstacles" spell for a friend who really needs some help with some stuff. The sun is waning, the moon is waning and the Saturday after Hallowe'en (Samhain) is a very good day to do it. Black candles and black paper can be found at the dollar store, too.
by Anonymous | reply 530 | October 30, 2018 1:25 AM |
Like a Rhinstone......
by Anonymous | reply 531 | October 30, 2018 2:11 AM |
I didn't start a new book today, just read the one I had going. God is it boring. Maybe tomorrow I'll start a new book. Or maybe I won't.
by Anonymous | reply 532 | October 30, 2018 2:18 AM |
I’m in the process of majikly changing reality in order to help someone I know. My powers are real and fulsome. I can change the future in a way I want to. I just need a few things from jet.com. A pincushion, a wooden marionette and some myrrh. I’ll say an ancient chant, burn the herbs and my power will be unleashed on the world.
And I’m not in the least bit delusional.
by Anonymous | reply 533 | October 30, 2018 2:55 AM |
Like a Rhinestone......
by Anonymous | reply 534 | October 30, 2018 2:59 AM |
I hung a picture in my stairwell this afternoon.
It looks fab.
by Anonymous | reply 535 | October 30, 2018 3:00 AM |
We got commodities today, a box of free food. So we made spaghetti in the Instant Pot.
by Anonymous | reply 536 | October 30, 2018 3:03 AM |
You got free food but you can afford an Instant Pot?
by Anonymous | reply 537 | October 30, 2018 3:06 AM |
You need an Instant Pot to make spaghetti?
by Anonymous | reply 538 | October 30, 2018 4:15 AM |
Finally submitted my out-of-network claim, a full month after seeing the eye doctor. I think he's autistic- he sings the end of every sentence and has deplorable social skills. Maybe he's just an asshole, though.
by Anonymous | reply 539 | October 30, 2018 4:40 AM |
Perhaps your eye doctors Irish or autistic.
I think this silly TV show is very foolish.
by Anonymous | reply 540 | October 30, 2018 7:20 AM |
I’ve started a new book. It’s non fiction. I really like it despite the fact that it’s about Australian sports stars. It’s way more interesting than I thought.
by Anonymous | reply 541 | October 30, 2018 7:38 AM |
^ Will you mention Australian sports star Ian Thorpe’s too-obvious nose job?
by Anonymous | reply 542 | October 30, 2018 8:23 AM |
r542, this is your final warning. Your anti-social behavior will no longer be tolerated. You will now be fed to The Plants.
by Anonymous | reply 543 | October 30, 2018 9:35 AM |
r537, as you know, this is a NON-INTERACTIVE thread. Your violation of the social agreement has consequences. You will now be eaten alive by plants.
by Anonymous | reply 544 | October 30, 2018 9:37 AM |
Speaking of plants, I planted dozens of bulbs today. Can’t wait for spring to see if they work.
by Anonymous | reply 545 | October 30, 2018 9:40 AM |
I flopped down on my bed and my elbow landed squarely on my eyeglasses. I left them there while reading.
Now they’re broken neatly in two.
by Anonymous | reply 546 | October 30, 2018 9:54 AM |
R542 I doubt Ian Thorpe will get a mention in this book. It’s about badly behaved sporting heroes and how easy it is for them to be redeemed.
Ian Thorpe’s shit nose job doesn’t count as bad behaviour.
by Anonymous | reply 547 | October 30, 2018 10:07 AM |
I have to search for a vegetable soup recipe online. There are tons. To chicken or not to chicken, to beef or not to beef. Add pasta? Parsnips! I need to lie down.
by Anonymous | reply 548 | October 30, 2018 10:11 AM |
The Shostakovitch String Quartet No. 15 is very depressing and quite tuneless.
by Anonymous | reply 549 | October 30, 2018 10:22 AM |
r547, you're a disgrace to the species. Prepare to be fed to plants.
by Anonymous | reply 550 | October 30, 2018 10:43 AM |
I made my veg soup. God knows what it'll taste like, just sort of threw things in the pot. Now I'm going to watch a movie online, either a William Burroughs documentary or a doc about boys at an upper crust prep school who were abused by a teacher.
by Anonymous | reply 551 | October 30, 2018 3:43 PM |
Did you know that wasp is defined as any insect of the order Hymenoptera and suborder Apocrita that is neither a bee nor an ant? Seems rather referential.
by Anonymous | reply 552 | October 30, 2018 4:16 PM |
The men in the Oslo sauna are all ruthlessly tanned as if they spend half their lives in Barcelona.
I think I’d prefer to have sex with someone who can’t afford to travel.
by Anonymous | reply 553 | October 30, 2018 4:30 PM |
Google the words DONALD TRUMP.
by Anonymous | reply 554 | October 30, 2018 4:31 PM |
r554: That is the most whelming thing that has ever been posted on one of these threads.
by Anonymous | reply 555 | October 30, 2018 4:42 PM |
Art fart shit tit
by Anonymous | reply 556 | October 30, 2018 4:43 PM |
The vegetable soup was pretty darned good. Maybe next week I'll try making chili. Or maybe I won't.
by Anonymous | reply 557 | October 30, 2018 11:48 PM |
TGIF. Wait, it's only Tues.
by Anonymous | reply 558 | October 30, 2018 11:58 PM |
I’m in a new city and I’ve been invited to come over and smoke Canabis by 3 different people.
I’m not a social person when I smoke weed
by Anonymous | reply 559 | October 31, 2018 2:49 AM |
Do you watch Dateline, r559?
by Anonymous | reply 560 | October 31, 2018 2:59 AM |
Little bastards are going to leave me with extra candy, and they took all the Kit Kats.
by Anonymous | reply 561 | October 31, 2018 11:47 PM |
I made Magnolia Bakery Banana Pudding, really good. I googled the recipe.
by Anonymous | reply 562 | October 31, 2018 11:49 PM |
My cat just threw up. Now she's trying to bury it by scraping the carpet as though it is sand. It is not sand.
by Anonymous | reply 563 | November 1, 2018 12:49 AM |
Going to have the last of the vegetable soup for lunch today. One of life's cruel ironies that soup tastes best right before you run out. I might take a shower today but I might not.
by Anonymous | reply 564 | November 1, 2018 12:00 PM |
No energy to wash my hair. No energy for anything.
by Anonymous | reply 565 | November 1, 2018 12:16 PM |
I may buy some after Halloween candy on sale today. If my colleagues are kind today I may share it.
by Anonymous | reply 566 | November 1, 2018 2:08 PM |
I'm watching the world gymnastics all-around championships while stuffing my face with brown sugar.
by Anonymous | reply 567 | November 1, 2018 2:33 PM |
I started watching a documentary on William Burroughs but stopped halfway through so I have something to watch tomorrow. I might listen to a guided meditation now.
by Anonymous | reply 568 | November 2, 2018 1:36 AM |
Ive been breaking up and making up with the same person all week long....
by Anonymous | reply 569 | November 2, 2018 1:41 AM |
One of you bitches gave me a cold.
by Anonymous | reply 570 | November 2, 2018 3:47 AM |
Got a flu shot at RiteAid
by Anonymous | reply 571 | November 2, 2018 4:03 AM |
I left my laptop in kinkos/ups this afternoon. Went back 5 hours later and the guy at the counter had put it in the lost and found for me.
I emptied my pockets and tipped him everything I had: $18
by Anonymous | reply 572 | November 2, 2018 4:06 AM |
i purused cats and dogs that are available for adoption on various websites. Wish I could adopt them all and quit my job and care for them all.
by Anonymous | reply 573 | November 2, 2018 4:08 AM |
I went to the baths this evening and blew two guys.
by Anonymous | reply 574 | November 2, 2018 4:08 AM |
Ok, that’s it. I finished the bag of candy corn. No more until next Halloween.
Why does candy corn take the top layer of your tongue off?
by Anonymous | reply 575 | November 2, 2018 4:33 PM |
Got a free Chobani yogurt at Kroger today. I can't eat it because it has nuts but Others might enjoy it.
by Anonymous | reply 576 | November 2, 2018 5:51 PM |
6 biscuits
by Anonymous | reply 577 | November 2, 2018 8:58 PM |
I just used the last pound of a 5-pound chub of hamburger making spaghetti sauce. I added onions and mushrooms. Then I drained the pasta. The 5-pound chub only cost $10.
by Anonymous | reply 578 | November 2, 2018 11:22 PM |
I am OVERwhelmed that R578 DRAINED.THE.PASTA.
by Anonymous | reply 579 | November 2, 2018 11:31 PM |
I saw my adorable neighbor (he's 92) and once again I proposed marriage. He said yes lol! I love him, he's survived so much and I adore him and his family.
by Anonymous | reply 582 | November 3, 2018 12:14 AM |
I had two cocktails with dinner tonight because it’s Marie Antoinette’s birthday.
by Anonymous | reply 583 | November 3, 2018 12:30 AM |
It's raining.
by Anonymous | reply 586 | November 3, 2018 1:07 AM |
I just put a bandaid on my ankle because my cat scratched me.
by Anonymous | reply 587 | November 3, 2018 1:26 AM |
Can I have your stuff, r587?
by Anonymous | reply 588 | November 3, 2018 1:34 AM |
hi
by Anonymous | reply 589 | November 3, 2018 3:17 AM |
I like parsnips.
by Anonymous | reply 590 | November 3, 2018 5:20 AM |
I just had the weirdest, hottest sex dream set in a cavernous bathroom at a Chinese airport during an apparently endless layover. I forgot to bring my passport with me, but still thought they'd let me into France. The were diagrams everywhere. And before it came to any obvious conclusion, I was awoken by a gang of shrieking, shit-faced college kids stumbling up the block.
by Anonymous | reply 591 | November 3, 2018 6:31 AM |
There’s a gale blowing outside and I notice a male pheasant in my neighbors’ yard who wants to hang out with my guinea fowl, who are in my yard. The neighbors’ backyard and my front yard are right up against each other, divided by a small wire fence maybe 3 ft high. The pheasant can’t figure out how to get past the fence into my yard, so he’s just running back & forth. It’s funny - the guinea hens do the same thing when one gets caught behind the fence. They just lose their shit running back & forth & cannot remember they can fly.
Dude, you can FLY
by Anonymous | reply 592 | November 3, 2018 7:47 PM |
Nothing better than eating Sprees and scrolling through Datalounge threads on my day off.
by Anonymous | reply 593 | November 4, 2018 6:13 PM |
Trying to decide if I have to book a table for lunch or if we can just turn up. I’m not sure how many are showing up so it’s annoying.
by Anonymous | reply 594 | November 4, 2018 8:17 PM |
Got a red sweater at Goodwill today. Orange stickers were half price so it cost $5.75. Plus tax. It's all cotton.
by Anonymous | reply 595 | November 4, 2018 9:43 PM |
I have pink eye.
by Anonymous | reply 596 | November 5, 2018 1:07 PM |
I really want to eat lunch early today. It's a chicken sandwich with half an apple.
by Anonymous | reply 597 | November 5, 2018 1:53 PM |
I farted a lot tonight. Maybe it was all the leftover Halloween candy.
by Anonymous | reply 598 | November 6, 2018 3:20 AM |
I checked out the Jennifer Gardener goes to church thread.
by Anonymous | reply 599 | November 6, 2018 4:35 AM |
^^Garner
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