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I Want To Be Underwhelmed

Please, share the excruciating minutiae of your lives.

I'll start: I'm doing a load of laundry. Napkins. Just napkins.

by Anonymousreply 600November 6, 2018 4:35 AM

I ordered a pint of vegetable lo mein in my delivery order tonight. I meant to order a quart.

by Anonymousreply 1September 13, 2018 12:00 AM

About to raid the fridge and cut a slice of cheese.

by Anonymousreply 2September 13, 2018 12:00 AM

Forgot to add I'm watching America's Got Talent. Mostly to snicker at Cowell's exceptionally bad botox and to laugh at the horrible talent.

by Anonymousreply 3September 13, 2018 12:04 AM

My washing machine is now leaking but I'm dithering about bringing in a repairman.

I did that ten years ago for my previous machine. I paid $90 and was told my previous machine was irreparable.

by Anonymousreply 4September 13, 2018 12:06 AM

R4 I don't know anything about washing machines or how serious your problem is, but search for washing machine leaking on YouTube. You may be able to fix it yourself.

by Anonymousreply 5September 13, 2018 12:08 AM

I bought two pairs of sport socks with a Bob's gift card and I can't find the second pair. I searched my small condo and even my car for three days and can't figured out how I could have misplaced them.

by Anonymousreply 6September 13, 2018 12:17 AM

I'm making 99% lean turkey meatloaf because my husband has a heart condition and shouldn't eat a ton of red meat and I'm watching How to Get Away with Murder.

by Anonymousreply 7September 13, 2018 12:33 AM

Petting my cat who has his own pillow while reading latest info on the hurricane.

by Anonymousreply 8September 13, 2018 1:28 AM

OP, you use enough cloth napkins to do an entire load of laundry?! That may be the most interesting thing I've ever read on DL. Who are you?

by Anonymousreply 9September 13, 2018 1:37 AM

I just had a really good chocolate dipped coconut macaroon and some “Sleep With Me” tea in the hope that I will actually sleep straight through the night.

by Anonymousreply 10September 13, 2018 2:07 AM

Bedroom windows are open to catch fresh ocean breeze.

by Anonymousreply 11September 13, 2018 3:07 AM

This is a reminder that the Underwhelmed Threads are NON-interactive.

by Anonymousreply 12September 13, 2018 3:50 AM

I was so tired that I fell asleep. Now I'm awake again.

by Anonymousreply 13September 13, 2018 4:04 AM

Just got back from the convenience store -- buying ginger ale for my upset stomach - its still upset.

by Anonymousreply 14September 13, 2018 4:20 AM

R12 Just sitting here wondering why you're interacting with us then.

by Anonymousreply 15September 13, 2018 5:13 AM

I shat a tiny turd. I don't know where it came from.

by Anonymousreply 16September 13, 2018 5:22 AM

R9. Agreed. A whole load of just napkins! I have enough napkins in my house to do a load (not once they are separated appropriately however) but don't enjoy the company of others enough to use them. And why use them for just myself? Then I would have to wash them.

by Anonymousreply 17September 13, 2018 5:42 AM

Today I'll be taking a bunch of old junk to the local dump. Sorry, "recycling centre'.

by Anonymousreply 18September 13, 2018 6:24 AM

I don't think I'm going to get out of bed tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 19September 16, 2018 9:40 AM

Today I'll be setting up one of those devices timed to turn lights on and off, in preparation for my upcoming vacation (not part of the thread topic!).

by Anonymousreply 20September 16, 2018 10:03 AM

I have downsized to one set of dishes. I still have enough of everything for 10-12 people, but I am never going to have that many people over for dinner again as long as I live.

by Anonymousreply 21September 16, 2018 2:47 PM

I sold the remains of my record collection (100 LPs +/-). I miss having them, even though I haven't had a turntable in ten years.

by Anonymousreply 22September 16, 2018 2:49 PM

I'm listening to Helen Keller sing the blues.

ONLY on DL.

by Anonymousreply 23September 16, 2018 2:50 PM

I plan to donate some books at the library this week.

by Anonymousreply 24September 16, 2018 2:51 PM

About to force myself out of bed. So unenthused.

by Anonymousreply 25September 16, 2018 3:02 PM

I will be cleaning and putting fresh litter in the cat's litter box today.

by Anonymousreply 26September 16, 2018 3:04 PM

It's sunny and hot here so today I have set out my solar panels to top up my Goal Zero Yeti battery.

by Anonymousreply 27September 16, 2018 3:08 PM

It's uber humid here today and the amount of condensate dripping form my window ACs is remarkable.

I should catch it to water my plants since no rain is forecast all this coming week.

by Anonymousreply 28September 16, 2018 3:10 PM

I swept, put out the trash and recycling, went for a long walk and am now watching "I Want My 80s" videos from MTV Classics on the DVR while having a coffee.

by Anonymousreply 29September 16, 2018 3:17 PM

OP look at the same 10 pics of "hurricance" Florence all over the internet.

by Anonymousreply 30September 16, 2018 3:28 PM

Getting my shit together for a meeting with my local councillor about all the methheads & junkies who are ruining our region. I am so not that guy, but I've finally had enough. As long as the rich people, developers and students are happy no one gives a shit. The rest of us deal with the aftermath.

by Anonymousreply 31September 16, 2018 3:40 PM

My brother the handyman is coming over to hang a curtain rod for my black out curtains (I work at night, try to sleep by day.) I am making him cookies. Later, I plan to mop the kitchen floor! I may soak my feet in my Dr Scholl's foot bath and do a pedicure if I have time/ambition.

by Anonymousreply 32September 16, 2018 3:45 PM

Drinking coffee. Will be vacuuming soon.

by Anonymousreply 33September 16, 2018 3:45 PM

r32 have you tried a sleep mask? They're not for everyone, but they worked wonders for me, and you can get hot/cold gel options.

by Anonymousreply 34September 16, 2018 3:47 PM

I have a system for folding my t-shirts into thirds and then rolling them so they stay smooth, and take up less room in the drawer. I’m moving them into storage. It’s a mighty big day.

by Anonymousreply 35September 16, 2018 3:48 PM

I found green algae in the bottom of the water reservoir of my Keurig. Now trying to figure out how to clean it!

by Anonymousreply 36September 16, 2018 3:50 PM

I’ve dropped a deuce twice today already. I’ll probably drop 2-3 more by the end of today. For some reason my body waits for the weekend to go #2.

by Anonymousreply 37September 16, 2018 4:13 PM

I might brush the cat later, once I finish my cheap ass yogurt.

by Anonymousreply 38September 16, 2018 4:13 PM

Washed bedroom curtains and they're hanging out on the line. Ditto sheets and PJs. Bedroom will smell so fresh tonight and rest of the week. Clipped and brushed the cat yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 39September 16, 2018 4:22 PM

Just made some scrambled eggs with Neuske bacon. Yummers!

by Anonymousreply 40September 17, 2018 6:28 PM

Planted milkweed last year. They matured this year and this week two chrysalides opened and produced 2 healthy monarch butterflies. My first butterflies...sniff....it’s wonderful when they grow up and leave...sniff...but sad, too.

I have 3 chrysalides left.

by Anonymousreply 41September 18, 2018 5:29 PM

I dropped a bunch of quasi-frozen and soggy blueberries all over the kitchen floor.. Floor is wood.

by Anonymousreply 42September 18, 2018 6:12 PM

I just beheld the countenance of Andrew Garfield's new "girlfriend."

by Anonymousreply 43September 18, 2018 10:15 PM

Squanto!

by Anonymousreply 44September 18, 2018 10:35 PM

I took all my sweaters and coats from storage today. They're strewn all over my bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 45September 18, 2018 10:41 PM

I'm watching Hell's Kitchen on Netflix while I sip on a Slimfast (chocolate flavor) and do laundry.

by Anonymousreply 46September 19, 2018 2:45 PM

Just had steamed spinnach and haddock. Sick of eating healthy food all the time.

by Anonymousreply 47September 19, 2018 3:41 PM

I'm horny.

by Anonymousreply 48September 22, 2018 2:56 AM

Watching a Murphy Brown rerun at 11 p.m. with a glass of Ketel One and a splash of OJ. Jean Stapleton is the guest star. Don't recall ever seeing this episode.

by Anonymousreply 49September 22, 2018 3:07 AM

Watching a Seinfeld rerun and debating whether or not I should have some chips

by Anonymousreply 50September 22, 2018 3:14 AM

I just ate a mug of dry cookie crisp cereal in bed. Not planning on brushing my teeth.

by Anonymousreply 51September 22, 2018 3:19 AM

Tonight I was unloading a box of stuff from and a heavy candelabra lurched forward and banged me hard on the upper lip. It hurt like a son of a bitch and started to bleed and swell. At first I thought I might need stitches but after dabbing at it with a damp cloth I realized I did not. I sat with a cold ice pack on it for about 30 minutes and if feels better although is still swollen a bit. It looks like someone socked me in the mouth. I'm sad! I'm going to go to bed early and feel sorry for myself.

While I was using the cool pack a commercial came on TV for some product that plumps your lips. "How ironic!" thought I, "I just did that all by myself!"

by Anonymousreply 52September 22, 2018 3:39 AM

I will never use chalk paint again. It's over-rated and over-priced and you have to wax it. I just painted a table and it looks no different than the other furniture I painted with regular paint and at twice the price.

by Anonymousreply 53September 22, 2018 3:41 AM

I am transitioning from an antidepressant that made me even crazier to Prozac. I feel awful and I just want to give up and sleep forever. I hope this passes soon.

by Anonymousreply 54September 22, 2018 4:14 AM

It rained a lot and the paint flaked on my bedroom ceiling. I feel like I'm on skid row.

by Anonymousreply 55September 22, 2018 4:18 AM

I have insomnia and haven't slept more than 3 hours in a row for 10 days.

by Anonymousreply 56September 22, 2018 4:21 AM

I am a woman.

by Anonymousreply 57September 22, 2018 4:39 AM

I bought a pack of 2 permanent markers at Dollar General.

by Anonymousreply 58September 22, 2018 4:49 AM

What color, r58?

by Anonymousreply 59September 22, 2018 4:54 AM

I got a BBQ'd sandwich for dinner with cole slaw. The I took out about half the chicken to save it for tomorrow, there was so much. I also cut off a lot of the bread because it got soggy from sharing a container with the cole slaw. Yuck. Now I'm online at Data Lounge.

by Anonymousreply 60September 22, 2018 4:56 AM

I'm watching an old Nick Nolte movie and he's showing a lot less skin than I hoped.

by Anonymousreply 61September 22, 2018 5:01 AM

R59, Black. Fine tip.

by Anonymousreply 62September 23, 2018 3:09 AM

Just finished hand-washing my blue windbreaker.

by Anonymousreply 63September 23, 2018 4:43 AM

This is your first and final warning, r59. You will be ejected, if you continue to interact within this, or other, Underwhelmed Thread/s.

by Anonymousreply 64September 23, 2018 4:56 AM

Going to sleep.

by Anonymousreply 65September 23, 2018 5:33 AM

I'm just sitting around wondering whether r59 is going to be ejected INTO SPACE.

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by Anonymousreply 66September 23, 2018 6:03 AM

Being ejected into space might be quite OVERwhelming...

by Anonymousreply 67September 23, 2018 11:40 PM

Watching Anthony Bourdain's last shows on CNN.

by Anonymousreply 68September 24, 2018 1:20 AM

Link to Bourdain on CNN.

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by Anonymousreply 69September 24, 2018 1:22 AM

Just caught a Bellsprout playing Pokemon Go while mowing through a family size package of Nutter Butter cookies

by Anonymousreply 70September 24, 2018 1:23 AM

I'm already thinking about what I want for lunch tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 71September 24, 2018 1:25 AM

I ate tortilla chips from the bag earlier and dunked them jn mustard

by Anonymousreply 72September 24, 2018 1:26 AM

I dropped my toothbrush and now there's a revolting hair wrapped around the bristles. Nobody here has long hair and I'm wondering who and where it came from.

by Anonymousreply 73September 25, 2018 4:14 AM

Sad and alone, again..

by Anonymousreply 74September 25, 2018 4:24 AM

I'm having a 500 calorie day. Just packed my frozen bacon and white bean soup (190cal) and crispbreads (50cal) in my work bag. I got the recipe from the BBC website and it's pretty tasty, so I'll try some more recipes this week. My luxury item today will be a hot toddy and early to bed. The 5/2 diet is a drag, but it's the only thing I've found that works for me.

by Anonymousreply 75September 25, 2018 4:26 AM

I went in search of seasonal decor today (I ♥ Halloween), but it was all too tacky to buy.

by Anonymousreply 76September 25, 2018 4:28 AM

I just scratched an itchy finger.

by Anonymousreply 77September 26, 2018 2:13 AM

just ate three dry bowls of Vanilla Life cereal. It's that good. Now I'm amped up but need to go to sleep. I'm a dummy!

by Anonymousreply 78September 26, 2018 2:39 AM

Female here. I’m playing with the black hairs that grow out of my chin.

by Anonymousreply 79September 26, 2018 3:34 AM

I just scratched my itchy anus.

by Anonymousreply 80September 26, 2018 4:01 AM

I'm petting my cat.

by Anonymousreply 81September 26, 2018 4:42 AM

Woke up a while ago. Morning in my country. Lots of socks on the floor. Nothing new from Avenatti. Have to wash my hair. Grey sky.

by Anonymousreply 82September 26, 2018 5:45 AM

I just clipped my finger nails

by Anonymousreply 83September 26, 2018 5:59 AM

I'm not sure if I want to brush my teeth or make a cup of coffee.

by Anonymousreply 84September 26, 2018 7:31 AM

I was changing my cat's kitty litter, when I poured in what I thought was bicarbonate of soda, but was corn flour. I had accidentally picked up the wrong package at the shops. Now I'll have to go and pick some up.

by Anonymousreply 85September 26, 2018 7:32 AM

The moment that happened, I thought I finally have something to post on the underwhelmed thread. Probably the most tragic response on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 86September 26, 2018 7:34 AM

Still in bed my arm under my head my arm is getting a bit numb.

by Anonymousreply 87September 26, 2018 7:50 AM

There's a spider web on my bedroom window.

by Anonymousreply 88September 26, 2018 7:53 AM

I set a mousetrap.

by Anonymousreply 89September 26, 2018 7:56 AM

Meeting with friends. Had meant to do a few things before I left. Looks like I'll get none of them done. The internet has prioritised itself yet again.

by Anonymousreply 90September 26, 2018 7:58 AM

You don't get underwhelming status updates in your real life, OP? Plenty to be had, in my experience.

by Anonymousreply 91September 26, 2018 8:00 AM

Just finished my oatmeal with raspberries. Next: shower.

by Anonymousreply 92September 26, 2018 10:45 AM

Washed and conditioned my hair with the special for-silver products. Things do look shinier atop my head.

by Anonymousreply 93September 26, 2018 11:51 AM

I had an interview for a 3 month paid internship first thing this morning. I wish it had been later in the day so I could've gone to the gym first and not had to pay peak hours fare to travel there. I texted my partner about it and am trying not to fall asleep while my clothes are in the dryer.

by Anonymousreply 94September 26, 2018 2:03 PM

I just wasted almost two hours playing FreeCell.

by Anonymousreply 95September 27, 2018 7:57 AM

I'm not taking a shower today (not working). For once my hair looks good sans water.

by Anonymousreply 96September 27, 2018 12:47 PM

Someone on DL just started a thread without a subject line, which means you can't open it to read it.

Had no idea that was possible.

by Anonymousreply 97September 28, 2018 1:00 AM

Watching Rachel, who's doing a post mortem on Kavenaugh. Go girl.

by Anonymousreply 98September 28, 2018 1:09 AM

I like beer.

by Anonymousreply 99September 28, 2018 1:33 AM

I like calendars.

by Anonymousreply 100September 28, 2018 1:41 AM

Just found a birthmark I've never noticed before, on the side of my middle finger.

by Anonymousreply 101September 28, 2018 1:42 AM

An advert for Solo: A Star Wars Story just came up on Spotify and thanks to DL, it makes me think of Liza saying "SHOLO: A SHTAR WARSH SHTORY"

by Anonymousreply 102September 28, 2018 2:15 AM

I just set my electric kettle on the oven's gas burner and, despite staring at it the entire time, didn't notice until the stench of melting rubber hit me.

by Anonymousreply 103September 28, 2018 7:34 PM

My back itches.

by Anonymousreply 104October 1, 2018 5:00 AM

I slept a really long time.

by Anonymousreply 105October 2, 2018 3:19 PM

[I Want To Be Underwhelmed]

^^^ Well I'm reading this thread. Very very underwhelming ...

by Anonymousreply 106October 2, 2018 4:03 PM

I think the cheese I ate was bad and I might throw up.

by Anonymousreply 107October 2, 2018 6:28 PM

My housemate is singing to his dog. This is a small, yappy little shit. I have been plotting it's grisly death for a while now.

by Anonymousreply 108October 3, 2018 3:45 AM

I’ve been midwifing monarch butterflies (outdoors in the wild). I watched one eclose this morning, then walked across my backyard to a butterfly bush to count how many monarchs were on it. I noticed one monarch seemed to have green legs. Huh? Then I realized no, it’s a praying mantis that has green legs and it’s got a monarch in its clutches. .

I grabbed him and flung him away, but it was too late. He’d ripped the butterfly’s head off. I turned around to find the mantis and it was gone. Damn. I wanted to relocate it to one of the fields by my house and get it away from the butterfly bushes.

by Anonymousreply 109October 3, 2018 3:53 AM

I ordered bifocals today and am inexplicably looking forward to the novelty of wearing them.

by Anonymousreply 110October 3, 2018 5:13 AM

R109, that's not underwhelming, that's genuine insect drama! Life and death stuff, riveting!

It reminds me of the time I was admiring a butterfly in my garden from a distance of about three feet when a blue jay swooped in and tried to grab it. I jumped, yelled, and he missed. I was so surprised, it took my breath away.

by Anonymousreply 111October 3, 2018 5:31 AM

r111, the Underwhelmed Threads are non-interactive. This is your first, last and only warning. If you commit another infraction, you will be ejected.

by Anonymousreply 112October 3, 2018 5:43 AM

I just killed a trail of ants on my backyard patio that was over 50 feet long, then came inside and added "Ant Spray" to my shopping list. I obviously intend to do this again someday.

by Anonymousreply 113October 3, 2018 5:55 AM

I am sitting here worried, yet again, that someone will suddenly be ejected INTO SPACE.

by Anonymousreply 114October 3, 2018 7:29 AM

Some stranger on Twitter was ribbing me for being in my 40s and they appear to be a Chinese government sponsored troll. Weird.

by Anonymousreply 115October 3, 2018 2:41 PM

Cleaning crumbs out from the toaster.

by Anonymousreply 116October 3, 2018 3:36 PM

Afternoon nap soon......

by Anonymousreply 117October 3, 2018 6:04 PM

Cleaned the cat litter.

by Anonymousreply 118October 3, 2018 8:13 PM

I have post nasal drip.

by Anonymousreply 119October 3, 2018 8:34 PM

Went and got a flu shot today!

by Anonymousreply 120October 3, 2018 8:38 PM

I love Peppermint Patty and I’m not a dyke.

by Anonymousreply 121October 3, 2018 8:39 PM

Not underwhelmed, not overwhelmed, just whelmed using my new Waterpik plastic tip power flosser and wondering if I should stick with the regular FT-01 replacement tips or splurge and try the whitening ones.

by Anonymousreply 122October 3, 2018 8:52 PM

I read on DataLounge somewhere that I’m a raconteur.

by Anonymousreply 123October 4, 2018 3:05 AM

I guess I'll go run errands now.

by Anonymousreply 124October 4, 2018 3:31 PM

I've got a loose crown and my dentist won't ring me back for an appointment.

by Anonymousreply 125October 4, 2018 3:37 PM

I decided to scrape a not immediately noticeable bit of paint that I've been meaning to get to with some alcohol and a razor blade. It looks better but perfect because I'm dealing with a corner shelf bracket that's in the way and I goofed by scraping off a thin 1" line too far. Now I'll have touch that up. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 126October 4, 2018 4:38 PM

^not [perfect]

by Anonymousreply 127October 4, 2018 4:39 PM

I went into Starbucks this morning planning to use a gift card someone gave me and I didn't have it with me. I had to pay for my coffee.

by Anonymousreply 128October 4, 2018 8:27 PM

I saw quite a wide variety of nice looking dogs with their masters while out on a walk this morning.

by Anonymousreply 129October 4, 2018 8:28 PM

This is what happens to Data Loungers when they are ejected into space after breaking the rules.

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by Anonymousreply 130October 4, 2018 8:32 PM

I'm going to a football game in Chapel Hill this weekend.

by Anonymousreply 131October 4, 2018 8:45 PM

Goddamn it! Watched another butterfly eclose this morning and found it dead on a different butterfly bush in a different part of my property! It reminded me that in addition to yesterday’s butterfly kill, I had found two dead butterflies under a third bush earlier this summer. Goddamn preying mantises are everywhere but I can’t find them. Looked through all 3 bushes and can’t find any but I bet they are there, camouflaged.

by Anonymousreply 132October 4, 2018 9:15 PM

Just woke up from a nap. How do people get through the day without one?

by Anonymousreply 133October 4, 2018 9:23 PM

Just opened up a new bag of Tide Pods, the 4 in 1 Ultra Oxi. I used to use the Spring Meadow scent but I like the extra whitening boost from the ultra oxi.

by Anonymousreply 134October 4, 2018 9:27 PM

My crackers have gone stale.

by Anonymousreply 135October 4, 2018 9:58 PM

Still waiting in line for the bathroom...

by Anonymousreply 136October 4, 2018 11:41 PM

I ate a big lunch, and now I'm going to take a nap right before I end my work day.

by Anonymousreply 137October 4, 2018 11:45 PM

I just dropped my nephew at his tennis lesson. Now I’m driving home again.

by Anonymousreply 138October 5, 2018 12:18 AM

Shopping and laundry to do tomorrow. And fit work in.

by Anonymousreply 139October 5, 2018 12:25 AM

I've never owned a blue parakeet. Just green ones.

by Anonymousreply 140October 5, 2018 12:52 AM

Texted my sister to see if it will be her or her husband picking me up at the airport tomorrow when I fly down to visit. Fingers crossed its her husband.

by Anonymousreply 141October 5, 2018 12:53 AM

I just ordered my early bird tickets for the Great San Francisco Dickens Faire. Soon i will be mending my costume so I'll look appropriately dapper.

by Anonymousreply 142October 5, 2018 1:34 AM

Too much excitement. Tone it down.

Put avocado in my salad tonight, hadn't done that in a while.

by Anonymousreply 143October 5, 2018 1:52 AM

Burning a candle, making a mental supermarket list for brunch on Saturday.

by Anonymousreply 144October 5, 2018 3:24 AM

I am already thinking that I have to shave tomorrow for a business meeting.

I would prefer not to.

by Anonymousreply 145October 5, 2018 3:27 AM

I'm on the phone with my mother, who's telling me the same unfunny anecdote she's already told me four times about a cousin whom I haven't seen since 1987.

by Anonymousreply 146October 5, 2018 3:31 AM

I just got done hanging a new shower curtain. (Old one was getting mildewed.)

by Anonymousreply 147October 5, 2018 3:40 AM

2+2 = 4 4+4 = 8 8+8 =16 16+16 = 32 32+32 = 64 64+64 = 128 128+128 = 256 256+256 =512 512+512 =1024 1024+1024 = 2048 2048+2048 = 4096 4096+4096 = 8192 8192+8192 = 16,384 16,384+16,384 = 32,768 32,768+32,768 = 65,536 65,536+ 65,536 equals that's enough.

by Anonymousreply 148October 5, 2018 4:23 AM

Killed some moths.

by Anonymousreply 149October 5, 2018 4:34 AM

Just plucked some hairs from my nose.

by Anonymousreply 150October 5, 2018 4:39 AM

I'm wondering if all this recycling everyone's doing is really being recycled or actually going to the landfill since China doesn't want our trash anymore.

by Anonymousreply 151October 5, 2018 4:47 AM

Guess I'll have to take a shower this morning. Didn't take one yesterday and it felt good.

by Anonymousreply 152October 5, 2018 11:54 AM

I forgot to buy Trying at the store yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 153October 5, 2018 12:00 PM

I've been wondering about soil conservation, how it's going around the world, and if they're still trying.

by Anonymousreply 154October 5, 2018 12:03 PM

[quote] the Underwhelmed Threads are non-interactive.

Why?

by Anonymousreply 155October 5, 2018 12:04 PM

I need to replace a lock on a door. Can't decide whether to do it myself or pay someone to do it.

by Anonymousreply 156October 5, 2018 12:13 PM

[quote]Why?

Oh, because some queen on this thread thinks he is just the funniest thing alive.

by Anonymousreply 157October 5, 2018 12:14 PM

My auto-correct changed "Triscuits" to "Trying."

by Anonymousreply 158October 5, 2018 12:21 PM

I have no sympathy for people who don't turn off auto-correct.

by Anonymousreply 159October 5, 2018 12:24 PM

Eating cereal at my desk and reading emails...

by Anonymousreply 160October 5, 2018 12:34 PM

Does anyone here know how to get dye stains out of clothes? I did a load of laundry and now my pair of khakis have a big, huge black stain on them. Will a stain like that come out?

by Anonymousreply 161October 6, 2018 3:41 AM

I am sitting here thinking about the previous poster's question, considering replying and telling him that the only thing to do is dye the pants black and be done with it, but I've decided not to tell him that because I don't want to be ejected INTO SPACE.

by Anonymousreply 162October 6, 2018 7:12 PM

Clouds can just come and go and do whatever they want to.

by Anonymousreply 163October 6, 2018 7:14 PM

Got caught in a sudden downpour around 2:20. Clothes out of the dryer @ 3:45.

by Anonymousreply 164October 6, 2018 7:50 PM

Did a purge and replacement of all my gym socks. Ahhhh.

by Anonymousreply 165October 6, 2018 7:56 PM

My skin is very dry but I'm too lazy to put on lotion.

by Anonymousreply 166October 6, 2018 8:32 PM

Rifled through laundry hamper to see if my favourite blue tshirt was in there. Put it in the machine with the rest of the stuff.

by Anonymousreply 167October 6, 2018 9:08 PM

r162 - Ejected into Space for EVEN thinking about replying to a poster.

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by Anonymousreply 168October 6, 2018 9:19 PM

Don’t worry R146, she’ll die soon.

by Anonymousreply 169October 6, 2018 9:25 PM

Did my black laundry earlier. The socks are almost dry. The t shirts will take longer.

by Anonymousreply 170October 6, 2018 9:29 PM

[quote]the Underwhelmed Threads are non-interactive.

[quote]Why?

The Underwhelmed Threads are non-interactive. Thank you for your compliance.

by Anonymousreply 171October 6, 2018 9:31 PM

I like zero tolerance policies.

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by Anonymousreply 172October 6, 2018 9:33 PM

I'm watching Iowa football

by Anonymousreply 173October 6, 2018 9:34 PM

I'm snacking on Wasabi peas

by Anonymousreply 174October 6, 2018 9:50 PM

Decided to buy the peach lemonade instead of the strawberry one.

by Anonymousreply 175October 7, 2018 4:23 AM

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive.

by Anonymousreply 176October 7, 2018 4:29 AM

I think the light in my fridge is giving out. It’s kind of fluttering off and on a bit.

by Anonymousreply 177October 7, 2018 4:33 AM

R176 that’s not underwhelming, that sounds like it has a whole backstory.

by Anonymousreply 178October 7, 2018 4:50 AM

I started doing my bills and other paperwork and it's sitting spread out all over the kitchen table and here I am, on the Internets.

by Anonymousreply 179October 7, 2018 4:55 AM

I went to bed early and woke up a couple of minutes ago. You're still here, Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 180October 7, 2018 5:18 AM

I bought Triscuits.

by Anonymousreply 181October 7, 2018 6:34 AM

Lol r153/r181

by Anonymousreply 182October 7, 2018 7:19 AM

I'm sitting in bed and can't get the pillows adjusted correctly. damn

by Anonymousreply 183October 7, 2018 11:05 AM

I may have a second cup of coffee. Then too, I may not.

by Anonymousreply 184October 7, 2018 12:10 PM

I had two cups. One of them contained flavored creamer. Vanilla.

by Anonymousreply 185October 7, 2018 2:37 PM

Scooped cat litter and took out garbage.

by Anonymousreply 186October 7, 2018 2:45 PM

Last week I washed my toenail clippers after using them and set them on the edge of the kitchen sink back splash to dry. Later, I went to grab them to put away but I knocked them back and they fell through a slit behind the kitchen sink back splash so they're gone for good (behind the cabinets) along with a faucet aerator that fell through earlier this year. I taped a strip of cardboard over the slit but can't get tape to stick to the back of the back splash so there's still a teeny slit and the cardboard isn't as secured down as I'd like. Damn, I've had those clippers for maybe 20 years.

by Anonymousreply 187October 7, 2018 5:22 PM

Use a wire hanger with double back sticky tape and drag it backup.

by Anonymousreply 188October 7, 2018 5:32 PM

And get one of these

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by Anonymousreply 189October 7, 2018 5:34 PM

They come in colors, in metal, in plastic, in rubber....

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by Anonymousreply 190October 7, 2018 5:37 PM

I turned the heat on.

by Anonymousreply 191October 7, 2018 5:42 PM

I'm eating Goldfish. The Pepperidge Farm kind, not, like, real ones from a pet store.

by Anonymousreply 192October 7, 2018 10:50 PM

Hubby just primed the coffeemaker for Monday morning. We’re a tad old-fashioned.

by Anonymousreply 193October 8, 2018 1:57 AM

It's a holiday tomorrow, r193.

by Anonymousreply 194October 8, 2018 3:07 AM

I went to two grocery stores today.

by Anonymousreply 195October 8, 2018 3:10 AM

R194 not in the US. In Canada and elsewhere, perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 196October 8, 2018 3:11 AM

r196, this is your first and final warning. Prepare for ejection.

by Anonymousreply 197October 8, 2018 3:13 AM

R194, this is your notice of termination and ejection.

by Anonymousreply 198October 8, 2018 3:14 AM

Applying hydrocortisone in the folds of my ear for a recurring case of seborrheal dandruff, which is treatable but not curable.

by Anonymousreply 199October 8, 2018 3:17 AM

I can't find my bottle opener.

by Anonymousreply 200October 8, 2018 3:22 AM

Goodbye, R94 and R96.

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by Anonymousreply 201October 8, 2018 3:22 AM

I'm catsitting 2 indoor house cats and 5 or 6 outdoor feral cats.

by Anonymousreply 202October 8, 2018 3:26 AM

I'm holding my cat's belly as he drifts off to sleep. Stretched out on a large pilllow.

by Anonymousreply 203October 8, 2018 3:30 AM

I didn't call her back. I didn't go meet them.

by Anonymousreply 204October 8, 2018 3:31 AM

Weather forecast is a bit of snow tomorrow. I can hardly sleep.

by Anonymousreply 205October 8, 2018 3:45 AM

I'm indulging in my once-every-six -weeks dietary cheat day. In the past hour, I had a small bag of Lay's potato chips (tasteless); a handful of Sun Chips (even worse than the potato chips and nothing like I remember from my youth); a bowl of Salted Caramel Ice Cream (like salty ice crystals), topped with chunky peanut butter; a peanut butter-filled pretzel nugget (dreadful); a handful of Tostitos dipped in mayo (not bad); and (the best of the bunch) a half-cooked Thomas's English muffin , like Macduff, untimely ripped from the toaster and slathered with butter and orange marmalade.

by Anonymousreply 206October 8, 2018 3:50 AM

I'm a little tired, but not too bad.

by Anonymousreply 207October 8, 2018 3:51 AM

I feel dirty after being out in the sun and wind all day at a flea market.

by Anonymousreply 208October 8, 2018 3:56 AM

[quote]I'm indulging in my once-every-six -weeks dietary cheat day. In the past hour, I had a small bag of Lay's potato chips (tasteless); a handful of Sun Chips (even worse than the potato chips and nothing like I remember from my youth); a bowl of Salted Caramel Ice Cream (like salty ice crystals), topped with chunky peanut butter; a peanut butter-filled pretzel nugget (dreadful); a handful of Tostitos dipped in mayo (not bad); and (the best of the bunch) a half-cooked Thomas's English muffin , like Macduff, untimely ripped from the toaster and slathered with butter and orange marmalade.

WTF? How much do you weigh now?

by Anonymousreply 209October 8, 2018 4:04 AM

I woke up to the sounds of a mouse under the bed. I later spotted it running from behind the fridge. It's large. Went to Home Despot and bought glue traps. I am back in bed, holed up in my bedroom with towels blocking the small space under the door.

I will savor its demise.

by Anonymousreply 210October 8, 2018 6:38 AM

My tiny iphone will not charge and it's my two-step authentication... I may try to have it repaired instead of replaced.

by Anonymousreply 211October 8, 2018 6:48 AM

r197 r198 eat shit, control queen.

by Anonymousreply 212October 8, 2018 6:55 AM

r197 r198 eat shit, control queen.

by Anonymousreply 213October 8, 2018 6:55 AM

r197 r198 eat shit, control queen.

by Anonymousreply 214October 8, 2018 6:55 AM

Did the control queen eat the shit yet?

by Anonymousreply 215October 8, 2018 3:00 PM

I'm home from work (Columbus Day), astonished at how thoroughly awful daytime TV has become.

by Anonymousreply 216October 8, 2018 3:06 PM

I can't get a flu shot today: we're celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day.

If someone had vaccinated the indigenous people, there'd be more of them.

by Anonymousreply 217October 8, 2018 3:06 PM

I saw the praying mantis on my butterfly bush yesterday but once again, it got away. Two monarchs eclosed yesterday and I haven’t seen them since.

Btw, for some reason people think a praying mantis is protected as some kind of rare species. Meanwhile, most praying mantises we see are from China, like everything else these days. You can buy them online and put them in the garden or keep them as pets. They’re not protected.

by Anonymousreply 218October 8, 2018 3:07 PM

Just bought a new brand of shampoo at the market. It's volumizing. The hair lady on NY Social Diary said it's good for greying old people hair which is what I have. I've never used this brand before (John Freida) so I'm frightened I made a bad choice. We'll find out when I wash my hair on Thursday.

by Anonymousreply 219October 8, 2018 3:12 PM

I woke up with a lower back ache. Probably because one of my dogs always ends up leaning on me in bed at night.

by Anonymousreply 220October 8, 2018 4:13 PM

Given her level of craniofecality, r215, it is a foregone conclusion.

by Anonymousreply 221October 8, 2018 4:24 PM

I got the praying mantis. It must have killed the two monarchs from yesterday because there is no sign of them and they would have made a bee line straight for the butterfly bushes as there are still plenty of flowers. The mantis was hanging over the edge of my swimming pool to catch the insects that fall/fly into the pool. Pretty smart.

I found a bug box in the garage, loaded the mantis in and took it to a field down the block and let it go. (This is the kind of box but i don’t know what they’re called)

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by Anonymousreply 222October 8, 2018 6:32 PM

It may well be a homing-mantis.

by Anonymousreply 223October 8, 2018 7:13 PM

r209, brace yourself for ejection.

by Anonymousreply 224October 8, 2018 7:19 PM

I'm perusing Datalounge...

by Anonymousreply 225October 8, 2018 7:45 PM

I went to an Eagles concert tonight. I’ve never been a big fan (except for Joe Walsh), But I have to say they were really good. I’d have given them 5 stars but they bogged down in the middle with a few of those “Eagles songs that put me to sleep” numbers. But they made a good comeback with the rest of the show.

by Anonymousreply 226October 10, 2018 6:52 AM

^^^

But I got sick after the concert and had to pull off the road and call Ralph. The only thing I drank was orange juice, which gave me battery acid reflux, which caused the emergency stomach evacuation. .

by Anonymousreply 227October 10, 2018 6:56 AM

[quote]… had to pull off the road and call Ralph …

OMG! I've never heard that expression. That's funny as hell. Thank you for that. :-)

by Anonymousreply 228October 10, 2018 9:33 AM

I ate Cheerios WITHOUT fruit this morning.

by Anonymousreply 229October 10, 2018 10:42 AM

I'm calling Ralph r229.

by Anonymousreply 230October 10, 2018 12:38 PM

r228, this your notice of ejection. Brace yourself.

by Anonymousreply 231October 10, 2018 12:54 PM

During the mind-crushing stress of the KKKavanaugh KKKonfirmation process, I spent $500 on eBay buying dinner china.

by Anonymousreply 232October 10, 2018 12:59 PM

Show us your pattern, r232.

by Anonymousreply 233October 10, 2018 1:02 PM

Open myself to that abuse? Oh, no fucking way.

But thank you for asking, R233. And next time, say "Please."

by Anonymousreply 234October 10, 2018 1:04 PM

Why is that

by Anonymousreply 235October 10, 2018 1:05 PM

Okay, r234, PLEASE show us your pattern.

by Anonymousreply 236October 10, 2018 1:08 PM

today:

take a shower

mail a package

pick up tickets for a play

go to class

buy new pillows (if I have time)

by Anonymousreply 237October 10, 2018 1:12 PM

r234, r235, r236: You have cheated at the game, spoiling it for all, with your brainless selfishness and are now being unceremoniously EJECTED. Goodbye.

by Anonymousreply 238October 10, 2018 1:13 PM

Blow it out your ass r238.

by Anonymousreply 239October 10, 2018 1:13 PM

R238 PLEASE eat the shit that comes out of my ass.

by Anonymousreply 240October 10, 2018 1:16 PM

I'm sat eating a bacon sandwich and wondering how many times R238 got punched in the face at school. I bet it was a lot, but still not enough.

by Anonymousreply 241October 10, 2018 1:17 PM

Aren't you embarrassed, r238, to be observed acting like such a cunt, a ninny, and a simpleton?

by Anonymousreply 242October 10, 2018 1:17 PM

I'm installing Open Office on my laptop because I don't want to buy Word.

by Anonymousreply 243October 10, 2018 1:20 PM

The water line of my fridge is frozen. Again.

by Anonymousreply 244October 10, 2018 1:31 PM

I just ordered the Sally Field book from Amazon.

I'm still working out how to get the next door neighbour's cat to stop shitting in my garden. I tried to take a photo of him at the scene of the crime on Sunday, but my camera needed charging and failed.

I've been browsing magnetic notice boards to stick on the fridge.

I had corn on the cob for lunch. I think it was kinda old. Some of the corn looked discolored...so I ate around them.

I promised I'd phone my mother, but I can't face it

by Anonymousreply 245October 10, 2018 1:38 PM

I don’t do anything at work all day but surf the net and listen to podcasts.

by Anonymousreply 246October 10, 2018 1:50 PM

[quote]I had corn on the cob for lunch. I think it was kinda old. Some of the corn looked discolored...so I ate around them.

Discolored corn on the cob is fatal within 84 hours of ingestion. Please provide your contact details so I can come over and pick up your stuff.

-- Thoughts and Prayers

by Anonymousreply 247October 10, 2018 1:51 PM

Waiting for the HVAC guy to show up to look over my equipment (ha). It's free. While I'm waiting I'm drinking some orange-flavored Metamucil in water. Tasty.

by Anonymousreply 248October 10, 2018 5:40 PM

I noticed a small hole in one of my socks this morning. I put it on anyway.

by Anonymousreply 249October 10, 2018 5:48 PM

[quote] I'm still working out how to get the next door neighbour's cat to stop shitting in my garden.

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by Anonymousreply 250October 10, 2018 6:49 PM

R226 was Glenn Frey's hot son there?

by Anonymousreply 251October 10, 2018 6:54 PM

Yes, Deacon was there and he is hot and he is also a very good singer/guitarist who fit right in.

by Anonymousreply 252October 10, 2018 6:58 PM

When I got to the printers, part of the email address on my new business card had been placed outside the “safety”/bleed margin, and disappeared.

It was just a sample, though, and they fixed it.

by Anonymousreply 253October 10, 2018 7:16 PM

R248 after you have Metamucil how long before it kicks in? I have some but I’m too scared to drink it on case it hits me in a meeting or in the car.

by Anonymousreply 254October 10, 2018 7:36 PM

r254, r251, r250 - This is your first and only notification of EJECTION. If you cannot follow the rules of a simple thread, you cannot be trusted to have free access to Earth.

by Anonymousreply 255October 10, 2018 8:25 PM

Bought frozen meatballs at Food Lion when I took the package to be shipped to the Post Net store. Spaghetti (with meatballs!) tonight for dinner.

by Anonymousreply 256October 10, 2018 8:49 PM

R255 Take your notice, roll it up, and shove it back in your bunghole.

by Anonymousreply 257October 10, 2018 9:55 PM

Just ate my spaghetti with meatballs. Have leftover meatballs so that's lunch tomorrow. Had two oranges for dessert.

by Anonymousreply 258October 10, 2018 11:41 PM

Go eject yourself, R225.

by Anonymousreply 259October 10, 2018 11:58 PM

Am watching an episode of CIAO ITALIA where Maryanne makes stuffed fish (pine nuts, spinach, touch of heavy cream) with Jacques Pepin.

by Anonymousreply 260October 11, 2018 12:18 AM

How about a new version of this that [bold]ALLOWS PEOPLE TO RESPOND.[/bold]

The whole fucking point of DL is INTERACTION.

by Anonymousreply 261October 11, 2018 8:43 AM

Sitting in bed contemplating two things simultaneously: should I do laundry today? And should I watch Princess Eugenie's wedding on tv tomorrow morning?

by Anonymousreply 262October 11, 2018 9:53 AM

Made rotisserie chicken in a new air fryer last night. It was good.

by Anonymousreply 263October 11, 2018 9:56 AM

I left the back door of my house open to find a rake to chase off raccoons and a little possum walked in. I had to push him out the door. He went slowly and quietly.

by Anonymousreply 264October 11, 2018 10:40 AM

R260 I like Maryanne.

Her food

Is so good.

With Pepin? Even gooder.

by Anonymousreply 265October 11, 2018 11:44 AM

Trying to decide what to take for today's pain. One medication makes my stools hard and my ass bleeds as a result...but they work the best.

by Anonymousreply 266October 11, 2018 11:58 AM

Ask your ass, r266.

by Anonymousreply 267October 11, 2018 12:01 PM

I'm drinking coffee.

by Anonymousreply 268October 11, 2018 12:27 PM

I'm drinking iced coffee.

by Anonymousreply 269October 11, 2018 12:31 PM

I WAS drinking coffee but poured it out after reading about R266's bloody ass.

by Anonymousreply 270October 11, 2018 12:34 PM

Just ate lunch. I make a nice big salad then cook ramen noodles (none of the stuff that comes in the little silver package) and mix it with the salad.

Now I'm waiting for Michael to hit.

by Anonymousreply 271October 11, 2018 5:22 PM

It's raining hard. Maybe it will wash away the small pile of dog poop near my car.

by Anonymousreply 272October 11, 2018 11:18 PM

Watching the Queen Elizabeth documentary on PBS. But QEI has passed and James I is now installed.

by Anonymousreply 273October 12, 2018 3:07 AM

I just made some jello using fresh squeezed lemons. It is chilling in the fridge.

by Anonymousreply 274October 12, 2018 3:11 AM

R264, I hope you didn't walk him gently to his death. An awful raccoon killed a possum in my backyard a few years ago. I've never liked raccoons since.

by Anonymousreply 275October 12, 2018 3:12 AM

Seattle: tons of old hippies who reek of bo and periodentitis (that is a word I believe).

I swear they own everything and still swing hemp bags around on public transit.

I see the Hermès scarf under your second chin, Lady, and it goes so well with your train mechanic coat. I hope your future hospice nurse is alcoholic.

by Anonymousreply 276October 12, 2018 5:05 AM

r261 the earlier ones had no problems with people responding: if you didn't like it, you read around it.

I don't know where the dueling ejection cunts came from.

by Anonymousreply 277October 12, 2018 5:32 AM

r277, r261, r275 - No, The Underwhelmed Threads have ALWAYS been non-interactive. Your failure to pick that up while reading them does not change what they are and have ALWAYS been. Your mistaking this board for your toilet, does not make it so. You are now Officially Ejected.

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by Anonymousreply 278October 12, 2018 5:40 AM

I am dehydrated because I ate tunafish, cheese and a lot of crackers for dinner.

I have drunk 4 glasses of ice water and still feel parched.

by Anonymousreply 279October 12, 2018 5:59 AM

6 biscuits in a plastic bag.

by Anonymousreply 280October 12, 2018 6:06 AM

I just got into work and now I wanna go home

by Anonymousreply 281October 12, 2018 6:13 AM

3 snaps in a z formation

by Anonymousreply 282October 12, 2018 6:15 AM

I'm using a new mug to drink coffee this morning. Not as exciting as I'd hoped.

by Anonymousreply 283October 12, 2018 9:34 AM

Pic, r283?

by Anonymousreply 284October 12, 2018 9:43 AM

He can’t take a photo and cradle it at the same time r284

by Anonymousreply 285October 12, 2018 10:22 AM

I’m watching the royal wedding. Fergie has yet to disgrace herself. Meh.

by Anonymousreply 286October 12, 2018 10:24 AM

So true, r285.

by Anonymousreply 287October 12, 2018 10:28 AM

I’m looking at pajama pants on Target website.

by Anonymousreply 288October 12, 2018 11:22 AM

I just found out (reading the official notices from the Registry of Deeds: it's not like she'd tell us) where my bitchy next door neighbor moved to. It's, like, 10 minutes away and, well; "Have fun, honey."

She bought - it's in her name only - an overpriced three-story Victorian money-pit for one point two million that looks like it needs another three hundred thou in reno work. Nice details and original woodwork but it's got five bedrooms and one bath and one house separates it from railroad tracks where the commuter trains start at 4:30 in the morning and run until 1 am. Her pussy whipped husband will be slaving over the repairs/updates for the next ten years if he doesn't smarten up and divorce her controlling ass. Or else he's a masochist and enjoys being walked on.

Plus the place they moved out of next door has an ask that's way too high. Doesn't mean someone won't buy it, but if they do, they'll be underwater if the market tanks and it looks like it's teetering around here. And 5% mortgages don't help, either.

Either way, schadenfreude is delicious.

by Anonymousreply 289October 12, 2018 5:03 PM

[quote] How about a new version of this that ALLOWS PEOPLE TO RESPOND.

We don’t need a new version. Just respond when you want to. There’s only one OCD cunt on this thread who’s making noise about the thread not being interactive.

It’s interactive

Stop paying attention to her. Let her wail all she wants.

by Anonymousreply 290October 12, 2018 5:25 PM

^^^and of course, there are ways to eject her from this thread, too.

by Anonymousreply 291October 12, 2018 5:29 PM
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by Anonymousreply 292October 12, 2018 5:47 PM

hi

by Anonymousreply 293October 12, 2018 8:26 PM

bye....

by Anonymousreply 294October 12, 2018 8:36 PM

I'm a wee bit tipsy and tripping on the realization that my new credit limit (which ain't much) is more than what the house I was born in was worth.

by Anonymousreply 295October 13, 2018 1:57 AM

I'm eating a bag of cough drops.

by Anonymousreply 296October 13, 2018 2:03 AM

I’m wishing someone into the cornfield.

by Anonymousreply 297October 13, 2018 1:36 PM

[quote]I’m wishing someone into the cornfield.

Ejectionella?

by Anonymousreply 298October 13, 2018 1:57 PM

Waiting in the dentist’s office to have a new crown put in, thinking about how much I miss a friend who ghosted me. Hungry!

by Anonymousreply 299October 13, 2018 2:36 PM

Making stew, did 2 loads of laundry, vacuumed - about to feed cats.

by Anonymousreply 300October 13, 2018 3:19 PM

I'm so overwhelmingly tired...I think I may be getting sick.

by Anonymousreply 301October 14, 2018 1:20 AM

Yesterday I was just having a quick snack on the go in the city gardens. Two hard-boiled eggs. And a bee appears on my right trouser leg.

Today I'm eating a peppery onion and tomato soup for lunch at home in my East Garden and a bee appears on my left leg.

by Anonymousreply 302October 14, 2018 1:59 AM

Popcorn always makes me poop.

by Anonymousreply 303October 14, 2018 2:12 AM

I think Bill Maher is getting senile.

by Anonymousreply 304October 14, 2018 2:44 AM

Started wrapping change... realized that I'm out of wrappers for quarters so I can only wrap pennies, nickels and dimes for now. Tough decision... go to the dollar store tomorrow and buy a bag of a variety of wrappers for 99 cents, or when I go to the bank on Monday, get quarter wrappers for free from the teller.

by Anonymousreply 305October 14, 2018 2:50 AM

What’s a bank?

by Anonymousreply 306October 14, 2018 2:52 AM

It's cold outside. Made my winter stew today to offset the bleakness of the dreary grey day. They're forecasting wet flurries next week. Aaaack!

by Anonymousreply 307October 14, 2018 2:53 AM

I washed bedsheets. Missed a pillowcase, so a second load .

by Anonymousreply 308October 14, 2018 2:54 AM

I'm up to 93 tweets after 3 yrs. of tweeting.

by Anonymousreply 309October 14, 2018 3:09 AM

There's an insurance policy on the kitchen counter waiting in an unopened envelope. I suppose I should look it over.

by Anonymousreply 310October 14, 2018 3:39 AM

Seeing COLETTE tomorrow because friends invited me out.

Why do we make social dates to go sit and the dark, and not interact?

by Anonymousreply 311October 14, 2018 3:47 AM

....IN the dark.

(not “and the dark”)

by Anonymousreply 312October 14, 2018 3:50 AM

My cat is snoring beside me.

by Anonymousreply 313October 14, 2018 3:53 AM

what?

by Anonymousreply 314October 14, 2018 3:53 AM

butter or parkay?

by Anonymousreply 315October 14, 2018 3:54 AM

R313 cats are the best

by Anonymousreply 316October 14, 2018 3:55 AM

So true, r316. The other cat is downstairs but this one always sleeps with me. And he has his own extra large soft pillow to cuddle into.

by Anonymousreply 317October 14, 2018 3:57 AM

Got lost trying to fucking ENTER R.E.I.

In a city of hills, they add "trails" of steps with shit signs. I just smoked herb and I wanna shop, fuckers.

They make it into a dare.

Also, most of their cool shit starts at 32" waist and their shoes aren't fun anymore - except the pair I bought because I needed to buy something.

by Anonymousreply 318October 14, 2018 5:31 AM

For R299.

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by Anonymousreply 319October 14, 2018 12:16 PM

Getting ready to go see Colette. I'm going to wear the same shirt I wore yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 320October 14, 2018 12:34 PM

Who is this Colette all you people are going to visit? And why don't you change your clothes?

by Anonymousreply 321October 14, 2018 1:08 PM

r321 hasn't been to a movie in two months. The trailer is ubiquitous in theatres now, but it only succeeds in keeping me from ever wanting to see Colette.

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by Anonymousreply 322October 14, 2018 1:10 PM

My mom is a frau. I'm thinking of getting her Luminara candles for her 89th birthday.

by Anonymousreply 323October 14, 2018 1:21 PM

I just jerked off - twice. Then I purchased some Xmas decorations online.

by Anonymousreply 324October 14, 2018 1:46 PM

Saw Colette today. A bit melodramatic but very enjoyable and Dominic West is excellent as the husband. Damn fine actor and a bit of a loin-stirrer.

by Anonymousreply 325October 14, 2018 8:17 PM

This Bears v. Dolphins game is Ka-Razy.

Never again will I buy a toilet with a side-of-the-tank flusher ; from now on, only a front -of -the -tank flusher will be under my roof.

by Anonymousreply 326October 14, 2018 8:23 PM

I'm thinking about ordering groceries, but they always fuck it up. I'm too sick to go out and am low on any reasonable foods. I'm not sure how long I can survive on Halloween sized boxes of Nerds.

by Anonymousreply 327October 14, 2018 8:26 PM

Today I start a new job in a new city after running my own business for the past 5 years. I’m on the bus during commuter hour and am already dreading the ongoing drudgery of it all.

by Anonymousreply 328October 14, 2018 9:36 PM

Just saw COLETTE. It’s divine. Provocative..

First really good film i’ve seen in ages (though granted, I ignore most because they simply look retarded.) (And I’m not)

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by Anonymousreply 329October 14, 2018 9:46 PM

I got a paper cut on my finger and now it hurts.

by Anonymousreply 330October 14, 2018 9:58 PM

Just ate two slices of bread while watching 56 Up. Now I'm going to fix dinner.

by Anonymousreply 331October 14, 2018 9:59 PM

Just ate the last of the brownies I made a couple of days ago. I make a mean brownie, if I do say so myself.

by Anonymousreply 332October 14, 2018 10:30 PM

I made a big pot of Texas Chili for dinner. It’s fixin to get cold here in Dallas.

by Anonymousreply 333October 14, 2018 10:44 PM

You had me until "fixin," r333.

by Anonymousreply 334October 14, 2018 10:45 PM

I haven't been outside all day, or out of my bathrobe or away from the computer. Do I win?

by Anonymousreply 335October 14, 2018 10:51 PM

Here, when you win you lose...

by Anonymousreply 336October 14, 2018 11:31 PM

EJECTED, r336.

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by Anonymousreply 337October 14, 2018 11:46 PM

Good times and bum times, I've seen 'em all and my dear, I'M STILL HERE.

by Anonymousreply 338October 15, 2018 12:05 AM

YOU are the EJECT pile, r337.

by Anonymousreply 339October 15, 2018 12:06 AM

I went to the baths this afternoon and sucked a lot of nice dick.

by Anonymousreply 340October 15, 2018 12:26 AM

I had lamb steak for dinner. Leg of lamb steak, I think it was. It wasn't nice. Been feeling icky ever since.

by Anonymousreply 341October 15, 2018 12:47 AM

Just finished my bag of cough drops Now I'm going to brush my teeth. And floss.

by Anonymousreply 342October 15, 2018 12:48 AM

Packed 7 boxes today for an impending move, but my room still looks like a homeless encampment.

by Anonymousreply 343October 15, 2018 1:00 AM

I got up and was at the gym when it opened (7). I'm rehabbing something, so I just foam-rolled (though I should have spent some time on the elliptical). Then I went to Whole Foods and bought a cranberry energy bagel and a gallon of lowfat milk. They were out of nonfat; they are always out of nonfat. I don't know how a big store like that can always be out of nonfat milk. Then I came home and ate the bagel with crunchy peanut butter, perused new porn clips and ultimately jacked off three times but took a nap between times one and two. (It's cool here today, in the 50s.)

Then I watched a series 5 episode of The Great British Bake Off, a show I only discovered recently, and it's pretty much the only thing I've been watching lately. And it was such a [italic]nice[/italic]show: no one yelling, the contestants were not overtly competitive and were kind to each other and helped each other out. And the one today, some old bitch removed another contestant's baked Alaska (a dessert that, other than on Carnival Cruises, was last popular 60 years ago) from the freezer so she could put hers in, ruining it, and then he was kicked off, and I became irrationally angry. All it took was one person to shit on the ideals of fair play, and now the show is like every other awful reality show and ruined for me, and I decided not to watch it anymore. And then I wondered if there wasn't maybe something wrong with me that I would get so angry over something that happened four years ago on a baking competition. So I took another nap. But I'm still not going to watch it anymore.

by Anonymousreply 344October 15, 2018 1:14 AM

My elderly little pug has been getting up at 2am and crapping on the BR floor - so I am standing out in the cold waiting for her to poo before bed so I can go to bed w/o worrying about minefields to step on in the middle of the night. She sure takes a long time to go!

by Anonymousreply 345October 15, 2018 1:37 AM

I'm going to start a new way of making decisions. I'll pick things I don't like. Foods that doesn't appeal, clothes that look ugly, that kind of thing. I think it'll make life a bit more interesting.

by Anonymousreply 346October 15, 2018 1:51 AM

I can't stand the 200 years of Frankenstein spot that's been running on TCM nonstop. It's so boring and has no relation to Frankenstein. Just some makeup man prattling on and making up and photographing a twink. I've always hated the contraption with the rolling red gumball too.

by Anonymousreply 347October 15, 2018 3:38 AM

That’s very George Constanza of you r346

by Anonymousreply 348October 15, 2018 4:06 AM

A friend is out of town and in a hotel reputed to be haunted. He said when he left the room his socks were laying on top of his suitcase. When he returned the were on the bed. He was seriously freaked out when he called. I couldn't help but laugh.

by Anonymousreply 349October 15, 2018 5:00 AM

[quote]a cranberry energy bagel

Bagels have energy now?

by Anonymousreply 350October 15, 2018 10:10 AM

[quote]I'll pick things I don't like. Foods that doesn't appeal, subject-verb agreement.

Fixed.

by Anonymousreply 351October 15, 2018 10:16 AM

I talked to an old boyfriend today. I can’t decide whether I want to have sex with him or not.

by Anonymousreply 352October 15, 2018 10:23 AM

The one and only Chinese place that delivered to me changed their delivery area. I’m now 1.2 miles outside their area. So I had a turkey sandwich.

by Anonymousreply 353October 15, 2018 10:26 AM

Getting ready to go into work. I'll stop at the market first to get something to eat. My lunch/dinner break is at 4pm. What am I supposed to eat then? I'm yearning for chocolate covered graham crackers now.

by Anonymousreply 354October 15, 2018 3:14 PM

Bad cold. The skin patch under my nostrils/above my upper lip is dried out from constant nose blowing. Feels like the Sahara Desert but I can’t stop touching it.

by Anonymousreply 355October 15, 2018 7:58 PM

r348, this is your first and last notification of EJECTION. The Underwhelmed Threads are NON-interactive. Your inability to follow a single simple rule makes you a danger to your community. You'll have plenty of time in SPACE! to think about what you've done.

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by Anonymousreply 356October 15, 2018 8:06 PM

I ordered 1000 Island dressing for my salad at lunch today. It was good.

by Anonymousreply 357October 15, 2018 8:11 PM

[quote]The Underwhelmed Threads are NON-interactive.

I've been reading and posting to the Underwhelmed threads since they started. That is the biggest load of bullshit I have seen on the DL. They are frequently and occasionally hilariously interactive.

by Anonymousreply 358October 15, 2018 8:20 PM

r358, you are wrong and EJECTED! and probably lying about how long you've been here.

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by Anonymousreply 359October 15, 2018 8:27 PM

Here's to r356

Here's to r356

Here's to r356

r356, you're a horse's ass.

by Anonymousreply 360October 15, 2018 8:29 PM

Well, r359, since you are so knowledgeable of all things underwhelming, why is it that your posts are all reactions to other posts?

by Anonymousreply 361October 15, 2018 8:30 PM

Watching Bridget Jones’ Diary. I was always impressed by the scene where Darcy and Daniel fight outside of and in the Greek restaurant. They took time to sing Haopy Birthday to a patron before they started fighting again.

by Anonymousreply 362October 15, 2018 8:39 PM

I sauteed cabbage.

by Anonymousreply 363October 16, 2018 4:04 AM

Edy's Slow Churned Vanilla bean ice cream is on sale. The grocery store was sold out of it so I had to get a rain check.

by Anonymousreply 364October 16, 2018 4:13 AM

I finally got an appointment to see a therapist this week. Insurance kept giving me referrals to people who weren’t taking new clients....or (oddly) turned out to specialize in child therapy.

I guess I sound young (???)

by Anonymousreply 365October 16, 2018 4:37 AM

@R350 duh yes bagels contain energy. Let's sound it out: CAR BO HY DRATES. They provide energy when consumed.

by Anonymousreply 366October 16, 2018 5:01 AM

Bagels contain carbohydrates by definition, ACTUAL dumbass r366. Do you say "energy ice cream" or "energy ravioli"?

by Anonymousreply 367October 16, 2018 5:07 AM

Rain is beating agaiinst my bedroom window and winds are howling. A real October night.

by Anonymousreply 368October 16, 2018 5:18 AM

I'd make some potato candy if I had the ingredients.

by Anonymousreply 369October 16, 2018 5:19 AM

Right before I woke up I dreamed I was kissing Javier Bardem.

by Anonymousreply 370October 16, 2018 11:19 AM

Coffee is ready. The highlight of my day. There's some chocolate and it upsets my stomach but I'll eat it anyway.

by Anonymousreply 371October 16, 2018 11:39 AM

The guy who brought my Whole Foods delivery made some really weird 'If - This - Item - Is - Out - Of - Stock - We'll - Pick - A - Comparable - Replacement' choices. Like, apparently, they were out of the specific mozzarella I chose and, instead of picking a different mozzarella, he got two packages of racine. Two. I can't even figure out how a cold plastic 12oz mango juice would seem like a replacement for a shelved glass 18oz bottle of peach nectar. He dropped one of my bags, but it wasn't the one with the eggs.

by Anonymousreply 372October 16, 2018 7:14 PM

Calm down R367. You seem to be a bit unhinged over small items. Your obsessive need to be RIGHT and make everyone else WRONG is something you should reflect on for a while.

by Anonymousreply 373October 16, 2018 8:16 PM

I'm sleepy. Nap time.

by Anonymousreply 374October 16, 2018 8:28 PM

You might consider taking your own advice, r373, as it seems you are much more in need of being RIGHT at all times than I am.

I refer you back to your screed at r366.

by Anonymousreply 375October 16, 2018 8:41 PM

R375, tsk tsk. Some people never learn. If it must be explained to you, then you simply cannot be helped.

by Anonymousreply 376October 16, 2018 9:06 PM

Had a nice nap but will I sleep tonight? Cooking salmon now.

by Anonymousreply 377October 16, 2018 10:22 PM

Someone bought the pants I wanted at the thrift store.

by Anonymousreply 378October 17, 2018 2:55 AM

I'm about to carry weekly store ads down to the recycling room. It would be nice to not have them delivered in the first place.

by Anonymousreply 379October 17, 2018 2:58 AM

I'm overwhelmed by the number of underwhelming things on this thread.

Any, what's whelm anyway? How does one get over or under a whelm? Is it like an umbrella? Now, I must google.

whelm /(h)welm/Submit verbARCHAIC•LITERARY 1. engulf, submerge, or bury (someone or something). "a swimmer whelmed in a raging storm" nounARCHAIC•LITERARY 1. an act or instance of flowing or heaping up abundantly; a surge. "the whelm of the tide"

Therefore, to be overwhelmed is to be buried by whelm, to be underwhelmed is not to be buried by whelm but to be unimpressed by trivia or not whelmed at all. Hmmph. I'm underwhelmed by the word underwhelmed.

by Anonymousreply 380October 17, 2018 3:18 AM

WTF is potato candy. It sounds terrible.

I am now prepared to eject.

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by Anonymousreply 381October 17, 2018 3:22 AM

I went and looked at a tide pool today.

What at first appeared to be scores of winkles were little hermit crabs. I suspect they can sense vibration, because first they froze, then when I sat down they went back to their business of inching about.

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by Anonymousreply 382October 17, 2018 3:29 AM

Pot legalized in Canada today. Stores will be selling it and they anticipate long wait lines.

by Anonymousreply 383October 17, 2018 3:44 AM

Anyone would be overwhelmed by scores of winkies. How divine.

by Anonymousreply 384October 17, 2018 3:48 AM

I apologize for any undue excitement my hermit crab / tide pool / winkle post May have caused.

I have created a separate thread, to keep things calm here...

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by Anonymousreply 385October 17, 2018 4:18 AM

This underwhelming thread is corrupted.

by Anonymousreply 386October 17, 2018 4:28 AM
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by Anonymousreply 387October 17, 2018 4:38 AM

Unclean!

We need to purify by fire. We need the woman from Silent Hill. No, the one with red hair.

by Anonymousreply 388October 17, 2018 6:29 AM

Will I do?

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by Anonymousreply 389October 17, 2018 6:34 AM

We need bigger hair

by Anonymousreply 390October 17, 2018 6:35 AM

I’m good!

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by Anonymousreply 391October 17, 2018 9:00 AM

I'm eating a baked potato for breakfast, then I'm going to bed for the day. I love working at night.

by Anonymousreply 392October 17, 2018 12:50 PM

I'm cleaning out now in preparation for the matinee crowd at the baths.

by Anonymousreply 393October 17, 2018 1:05 PM

[quote]I'm cleaning out now in preparation for the matinee crowd at the baths.

Your anus or the roomettes?

by Anonymousreply 394October 17, 2018 2:28 PM

I have my heat and my air conditioner on. It’s too cold not to have the heat on. But the upstairs thermostat numbers are gone, so the heat just keeps going and going, making it too hot. So I put the AC on low, too keep the temp about 70 degrees

by Anonymousreply 395October 17, 2018 8:39 PM

I like it when my cat picks up her tail and holds it in one paw while she licks it.

by Anonymousreply 396October 17, 2018 9:57 PM

I just threw a bunch of old vegetables into the compost bin. I buy them with the best intentions but don't eat them fast enough.

by Anonymousreply 397October 17, 2018 10:21 PM

My dog dragged her butt across the lawn.

by Anonymousreply 398October 18, 2018 2:39 AM

I just LOVE my Nutri-Bullet.

The taste of RockMelon combined with Watermelon is fab!

by Anonymousreply 399October 18, 2018 3:34 AM

I've found that shelling pistachios I'll need for a cake recipe to be calming.

by Anonymousreply 400October 18, 2018 4:25 AM

I sometimes break a nail shelling pistachios.

by Anonymousreply 401October 18, 2018 4:30 AM

Do cats fart? Or is it just dogs?

by Anonymousreply 402October 18, 2018 5:09 AM

Yes, and they shart, too.

“WE were not expecting that. Die or be blinded and detongued.

by Anonymousreply 403October 18, 2018 5:17 AM

Beware the big eye of the horse R403. The toaster flies at midnight. The dodo bird is the key to unlock the safe.

by Anonymousreply 404October 18, 2018 5:19 AM

omg

by Anonymousreply 405October 18, 2018 6:09 AM

I just hung my laundry outside. Weather forecast calls for rain or flurries. Too late.

by Anonymousreply 406October 18, 2018 2:50 PM

I'm resting before going to senior Bingo at the library this afternoon.

by Anonymousreply 407October 18, 2018 3:46 PM

I just scanned my Powerball ticket. I won!

by Anonymousreply 408October 18, 2018 7:31 PM

I promised the cat I would use the $4 winnings to buy him treats at Petco.

by Anonymousreply 409October 18, 2018 7:32 PM

Bingo at the library was fun although I didn't win anything. A man sitting near me won twice and gave me one of his prizes: a red tote bag that said KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON READING.

by Anonymousreply 410October 18, 2018 9:28 PM

You’re lucky your dog rubs his ass on the lawn. My cat wipes her ass on my bedspread

by Anonymousreply 411October 18, 2018 11:20 PM

Had a new chicken recipe for dinner tonight. Got it out of a childrens' cookbook from the library. It was pretty good.

by Anonymousreply 412October 19, 2018 12:28 AM

The last time I stepped foot in a movie theater was 2008. I saw Eagle Eye with Shia LaBoeuf, before he was crazy.

by Anonymousreply 413October 19, 2018 1:23 AM

I watched a fisting video titled FULL BODY CRISCO.

by Anonymousreply 414October 19, 2018 3:22 AM

Found a really good recipe for pot brownies which I'll be making this weekend.

by Anonymousreply 415October 19, 2018 3:43 AM

I bought an Instapot and have used it exactly once to date. I think my partner will start trying to make me feel guilty soon.

by Anonymousreply 416October 19, 2018 4:14 AM

I cooked angel hair in a 6-quart pot for lunch today.

by Anonymousreply 417October 19, 2018 4:26 AM

I like the word "tectonic."

by Anonymousreply 418October 19, 2018 5:39 AM

I upgraded my home supply of coffee. I went to a local coffee place that sells its own beans. I got a bag of decaf and a bag of regular. I'm trying to wean myself off of so much caffeine, so I mix a little decaf into the caf.

by Anonymousreply 419October 19, 2018 7:34 AM

I took a long nap. Now, I can’t sleep.

by Anonymousreply 420October 19, 2018 7:52 AM

I read the post by r419 and have decided I could never give up coffee. I don’t want to either.

by Anonymousreply 421October 19, 2018 8:49 AM

This may be more excitement than OP desires, but I hope I won't be ejected. I'm filling in my 2019 datebook today.

by Anonymousreply 422October 19, 2018 2:40 PM

R410 wins the underwhelming category by a landslide.

by Anonymousreply 423October 19, 2018 8:52 PM

I'm glad it's dark. There was too much sunshine today and the world felt glittery.

by Anonymousreply 424October 20, 2018 12:32 AM

Made pot brownies - about to take them out of the oven.

by Anonymousreply 425October 20, 2018 12:34 AM

I ate a baked potato and brussel sprouts for dinner.

by Anonymousreply 426October 20, 2018 12:36 AM

Chronic ear infections are the worst.

by Anonymousreply 427October 20, 2018 12:48 AM

I just had Surf & Turf for dinner.

by Anonymousreply 428October 20, 2018 12:52 AM

I went looking for coffee makers today, could not find a Braun. So I ate a bag of onion-flavored potato chips and jar of onion dip. Then ate a bag of Oreos. Burp. I dont think it has wrecked my 36 waist.

by Anonymousreply 429October 20, 2018 12:58 AM

[quote]I cooked angel hair in a 6-quart pot for lunch today.

I certainly hope you didn't drain it.

by Anonymousreply 430October 20, 2018 12:58 AM

Southeastern Mills Inc. really knows how to pack flavored sodium in a jar. Their "Better Than Bouillion" chicken soup base can't be beat.

I made a kettle of chicken rice soup. I've got a cold.

by Anonymousreply 431October 20, 2018 1:22 AM

I considered buying a coffee at the muffin shop but then thought I’d just go home and make one. I’ve just finished it.

by Anonymousreply 432October 20, 2018 1:49 AM

I went to a Five Guys for the first time today. Lunch was in excess of 2000 calories. I won't be going back. It was OK, but it wasn't 2000-plus calories of OK.

Milwaukee is leading LA 5 to 1 in the 5th. That's underwhelming. And kind of lame if you're a Dodger fan.

by Anonymousreply 433October 20, 2018 2:12 AM

I'm watching the Brewers Dodgers game, too.

RetroTV is showing a double feature: "Blacula" followed by "Scream, Blacula, Scream" I'll go back and forth between the game and Blacula until the end of the game.

by Anonymousreply 434October 20, 2018 3:37 AM

I’m listening to a soccer game.

by Anonymousreply 435October 20, 2018 3:39 AM

I just DVR'd the original Halloween (1978, starring Jamie Lee Curtis). I will watch it in exactly 12 days while eating a $0.33 Tina's bean burrito.

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by Anonymousreply 436October 20, 2018 3:58 AM

I had three vodka tonics on an empty stomach at my local bar and I think I forgot to pay.

by Anonymousreply 437October 20, 2018 7:36 AM

I just heard the song Tom’s Diner and for the first time ever realised that’s an entire song about being underwhelmed.

by Anonymousreply 438October 20, 2018 7:40 AM

I think I'll go to the loo and THEN have my coffee.

by Anonymousreply 439October 20, 2018 9:07 AM

I'm in LUST!

by Anonymousreply 440October 20, 2018 9:15 AM

Went to put pepper on my scrambled eggs and mistakenly opened the big giant hole so it all came whooshing out.

by Anonymousreply 441October 20, 2018 11:34 AM

The big giant hole in the universe, R441?

We're all going to die!

by Anonymousreply 442October 20, 2018 1:06 PM

I've been taking my coffee black here of late. I'll leave it at that.

by Anonymousreply 443October 20, 2018 3:02 PM

Pot brownies for breakfast. And tea.

by Anonymousreply 444October 20, 2018 3:13 PM

Finishing up my lunch hour and getting ready to go back to work. Think I'll run to the restroom first.

by Anonymousreply 445October 20, 2018 6:53 PM

I ate part of the sticker on my apple. Probably 3/4th of it. I cut the apple into pieces and didn't notice. Until it was too late. I'll probably die now.

by Anonymousreply 446October 20, 2018 8:42 PM

Had to substitute pipe tobacco - this one smells like an edumacated whino instead of my usual shifty-eyed hobosexual.

by Anonymousreply 447October 20, 2018 11:26 PM

I'm trying to watch this baseball game but keep falling asleep.

by Anonymousreply 448October 21, 2018 1:30 AM

It's past my bedtime and I'm looking at DL.

by Anonymousreply 449October 21, 2018 1:51 AM

I just ate grapes.

by Anonymousreply 450October 21, 2018 1:53 AM

I was cleaning today and in the back of a cabinet in my basement, I found a camera and SD cards. All of I sudden I remembered that it was my camera. My husband had a similar camera and I’ve been using it for about 5 years thinking it was mine.

My camera is much nicer.

by Anonymousreply 451October 21, 2018 2:14 AM

I met up with my FB today and he blew me until he got a pain in his neck, but I never quite finished.

by Anonymousreply 452October 21, 2018 3:32 AM

Safeway is usually out of the lemon flavor of frozen Outsine fruit bars, because it’s the best.

Today they had them.

by Anonymousreply 453October 21, 2018 3:47 AM

My bf made me put a Band Aid on his toe before he went to work.

by Anonymousreply 454October 21, 2018 12:25 PM

It’s Dying Housefly Season

And Spider Season

And it’s Shedded Cat Fur Getting Up into the Ceiling Spider Webs Season

by Anonymousreply 455October 21, 2018 4:36 PM

They are deliberately polluting red vines with flavor. I want more of a wax taste and these are heading towards strawberry fart territory.

by Anonymousreply 456October 21, 2018 9:42 PM

Used my shampoo and conditioner for silver hair today. Then I washed my arms.

by Anonymousreply 457October 21, 2018 11:19 PM

At least you may smell better farting in bed, r456.

I've never liked you blaming me every time.

by Anonymousreply 458October 21, 2018 11:28 PM

Just got an email from BP who said he saw the new Redford movie yesterday and loved it. But he has no standards when it comes to the arts.

Eating leftover cold salmon for breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 459October 22, 2018 11:17 AM

r458, pack your bags for SPACE!!!

by Anonymousreply 460October 22, 2018 11:18 AM

My mom's boyfriend just came over to borrow my air mattress. My mom's hips have been hurting badly and the exercises aren't working and so I suggested she try an air mattress because her bed is really old and probably at least part of the problem.

by Anonymousreply 461October 23, 2018 1:44 AM

Washing my sheets right now. It's a once-a-month job.

by Anonymousreply 462October 23, 2018 12:37 PM

Nah, R462. Washing your sheets is a once-a-week job. If you've gotten to an entire month, just hold on and go for two. Or maybe three. After two weeks, it's a shameful stinking mess and doesn't get any worse.

by Anonymousreply 463October 23, 2018 12:49 PM

R463, you assume he's only got one set of sheets.

by Anonymousreply 464October 23, 2018 12:56 PM

Or maybe you're right, R464. It would mean that he's saving up a month's worth of dirty sheets, whatever number that would be, so he could wash them 'once-a-month.' That either means dirty sheets on the bed for protracted periods of time, or a big pile of dirty linens lying around days and weeks and stinking up the place.

by Anonymousreply 465October 23, 2018 1:08 PM

Getting whelmed here.

by Anonymousreply 466October 23, 2018 1:10 PM

THIS IS A [bold]NON-INTERACTIVE[/bold] THREAD. Your inability to adhere to a single, simple social agreement makes you unfit for earth. You are now being EJECTED.

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by Anonymousreply 467October 23, 2018 2:12 PM

I just ate some yogurt but left most of the fruit on the bottom of the container because it was too sweet.

I hope this has been underwhelming enough.

by Anonymousreply 468October 23, 2018 2:17 PM

r467 is ceaselessly tiresome.

Been so since birth.

by Anonymousreply 469October 23, 2018 2:25 PM

R467 is clearly tongue in cheek and for that reason I find him (or them) quite amusing.

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by Anonymousreply 470October 23, 2018 2:57 PM

r467's tongue interacts with my asshole.

by Anonymousreply 471October 23, 2018 5:15 PM

Once a week, one a month, once a day .... sheet washing at my local laundromat, $5.50 a load, is fun and not a chore ... there's a back room, Phillippe is very accommodating. .

by Anonymousreply 472October 23, 2018 7:21 PM

Today as I was driving along a road through the Shinnecock golf course I saw what looked like yet another roadkill in front of me. Luckily no cars were behind me because I had to brake hard when I realized it was a turtle. I flipped on my hazards, unbuckled, dove out of the car, picked up the turtle, put it on the side of the road it was trying to reach, dove back in my car just as cars were coming up behind me and went on my way.

by Anonymousreply 473October 24, 2018 12:02 AM

I bought a lottery ticket today. The window guys are coming tomorrow. I'd like some root beer right now.

by Anonymousreply 474October 24, 2018 1:26 AM

I am going to eat an apple chopped up in plain Greek yogurt, with cinnamon sprinkled generously on top.

by Anonymousreply 475October 24, 2018 3:38 AM

Starbursts for dinner

by Anonymousreply 476October 24, 2018 3:46 AM

I'm in the tub.

I have a medical scan this morning which I have been very uncomfortably waiting two weeks to get and I have a suspicion they're going to want to keep me in the hospital so I should probably pack up some things to bring with me.

by Anonymousreply 477October 24, 2018 6:48 AM

thoughts and prayers, r477

by Anonymousreply 478October 24, 2018 6:55 AM

Did not win the billion dollar lottery so my day's free. Maybe I'll pick lint off the kitten.

by Anonymousreply 479October 24, 2018 11:12 AM

Palpitations r473.

by Anonymousreply 480October 24, 2018 12:20 PM

The window guys came and did their thing. I had a chicken sandwich with tomato for lunch. Just finished cutting my fingernails. It's been a productive day with just the right amount of whelm.

by Anonymousreply 481October 24, 2018 5:50 PM

water was delivered

by Anonymousreply 482October 24, 2018 5:59 PM

Don't you have taps, R482?

by Anonymousreply 483October 24, 2018 6:02 PM

Yes, r483.

by Anonymousreply 484October 24, 2018 6:05 PM

I just saw a frau pulling her dog along the sidewalk while it was trying to pee. It left a trail of dribbles.

by Anonymousreply 485October 24, 2018 6:11 PM

I’m full just ate fettuccine. Feel like I’m gonna explode!

by Anonymousreply 486October 24, 2018 6:12 PM

I ate 4 mini chocolates from the Halloween candies. Now I feel sick.

by Anonymousreply 487October 24, 2018 11:57 PM

Took a nap late this afternoon right before dinner. Wonder what the lottery winner's doing right now.

by Anonymousreply 488October 25, 2018 1:05 AM

Going out today. In a car. With people who say they're my friends.

by Anonymousreply 489October 25, 2018 1:11 PM

I've replaced all the D batteries in all of my flashlights. Finally, they're ALL prepared and I don't have to flick on 5 of them to find the one holdout that still was functional.

I should just buy the LED ones that are out now. Those never use up the battery and are so bright.

by Anonymousreply 490October 25, 2018 1:13 PM

I'm coughing and sneezing a lot. Plague?

by Anonymousreply 491October 26, 2018 8:48 AM

I'm supposed to wake up in two and a half hours and I'm not going to make it. I have insomnia and a bad back. I took a few too many pain pills along with some Valium and I feel great. My back no longer hurts and my anxiety is gone; it's like being happy from an alcohol buzz. I gave up drinking thirteen years ago, however, so this is what I'm left with. I hope I at least manage to get four or five things done after I wake up. I had such high hopes for today. Story of my damn worthless life. I just want to die. Sleep well, everyone.

by Anonymousreply 492October 26, 2018 9:35 AM

Decided to make bean soup today. Will have to go to the market and get groceries.

by Anonymousreply 493October 26, 2018 9:50 AM

Are you a UPS driver r492?

by Anonymousreply 494October 26, 2018 12:04 PM

R473 been there, done that … good for you! Once in The Springs, I think on Lincoln, I managed to pass over a turtle and in my rear-view mirror watch a car fooling me run over it. Bastard! Also so a huge black snapping one on Egypt Lane, hot guy talking with lady landowner, and a more huge one in Riverhead's Mill Road, whilst heading for some outdoor sex at a boat ramp. Bigger turtle, hotter guy, arm swathed in a towel as he went to grad the turtle's tail to swing it off road.

by Anonymousreply 495October 26, 2018 2:49 PM

.R494, and all, my UPS driver is hot. Hairy Italian. Great ass. Perfect for Legally Blonde

by Anonymousreply 496October 26, 2018 2:52 PM

Well, I made bean soup and decided (entirely on my own, the recipe did not tell me this) to add some cooked chicken and I think it's going to be good.

Lemonade was my beverage accompaniment at lunch.

by Anonymousreply 497October 26, 2018 6:04 PM

r495, do you know what NON-INTERACTIVE means? Should I mime it for you? This is your first and final warning of atmospheric EJECTION!

by Anonymousreply 498October 26, 2018 6:07 PM

My feet are freezing.

by Anonymousreply 499October 26, 2018 6:08 PM

r498: Eject away turdblossom.

by Anonymousreply 500October 26, 2018 6:11 PM

I'm not doing anything.

by Anonymousreply 501October 26, 2018 6:57 PM

I EJECT r498. You got that, you EJECTABLE fuck?

by Anonymousreply 502October 26, 2018 7:37 PM

Yesterday in a meeting about some pointless new policy, an admin lady from another department asked if we could sum it up "in a nutshell." That's what she meant to say, but instead she said "in a nutsack." She's a somewhat uptight and overly earnest woman, definitely a frau but still a nice lady, who has teenaged sons and works in a department that's 90% male shipyard employees or sailors off the boats, so she must have picked up the term by osmosis.

The poor woman was mortified and I didn't help by laughing my ass off instead of pretending not to have noticed. Six months ago I'd have controlled myself but shit, I'm retiring early next year so what the hell. I'm getting the giggles again just thinking about it.

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by Anonymousreply 503October 26, 2018 11:16 PM

It is very funny r503. Didn't anyone else laugh?

by Anonymousreply 504October 26, 2018 11:17 PM

I'm not Underwhelmed but I'm slightly concerned that when I make Fruit Smoothies (Apple, Pear, Kiwifruit and Skim Milk) in my Nutribullet that the tiny hairs of the Kiwifruit skins sit on the edge of my epiglottis.

by Anonymousreply 505October 27, 2018 1:17 AM

This evening, I cut some matting out of my poodle's fur.

by Anonymousreply 506October 27, 2018 3:59 AM

A few of the old timers had "coughing fits" R504, but I didn't really convey in my post how pc and political this place has gotten. If it had been in the Repair Dept or on one of the boats the atmosphere would have been different but the Planning Dept is mostly civilians and a lot of women so it was pretty inappropriate in the current climate, which isn't quite as paranoid as a faculty meeting at Evergreen State College but is getting there.

I thought if I was promoted this last cycle I might stay on but I knew my age (about 8 years older than the average candidate) would probably hold me back. I'm not anywhere near as disappointed as I thought I'd be. It made me realize how much I'd been watching my back and It's liberating knowing in less than 90 days I won't be dealing with this shit anymore.

by Anonymousreply 507October 27, 2018 4:46 AM

Mazel tov, R507.

Tonight, I made hummus from scratch. Last night, I soaked the chick peas.

by Anonymousreply 508October 27, 2018 4:47 AM

So I’m channel surfing & I come across something called “Halloween Wars.” It’s teams of people who make cakes, candies, etc making “edible” Halloween scenes. And I notice they all look like and sound like actors. Kind of a big coincidence that all of these chefs just happen to look and sound like actors

by Anonymousreply 509October 28, 2018 2:27 AM

Just put Bonds Medicated lotion on my ankles because my socks make my ankles so itchy I will scratch them until they bleed. I couldn't find the sensitive detergent last time I bought detergent, so now I am paying the price.

by Anonymousreply 510October 28, 2018 2:40 AM

I'm watching Bewitched on AntennaTV. Aunt Clara is babysitting Tabitha and Larry Tate's kid and she accidentally turns Larry's kid into twins. Confusion ensues.

by Anonymousreply 511October 28, 2018 3:09 AM

I saw my FB today and he was ragging on me to replace my bed because it's 20 years old. He's a millionaire and I'm on Social Security. I threw up my hands and said, "it's not going to happen." He said "maybe the bed fairy will bring you one for Christmas." Now I'm wondering if he's actually going to pry open his wallet and buy me something. It would be the first time ever, if so.

by Anonymousreply 512October 28, 2018 9:01 AM

r507, you're a pox on civil society. In the interest of the the common good, a concept you're clearly wholly unfamiliar with, you are now being EJECTED.

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by Anonymousreply 513October 28, 2018 9:17 AM

r513 is ejected:

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by Anonymousreply 514October 28, 2018 9:52 AM

Yesterday I went to the library. They were having a Halloween wingding for children. While everybody was off in one section I stole two handfuls of mini-candy from the big bowl. Final take: 4 Kit Kats, 3 Tootsie Rolls, 2 cellophane wrapped colored balls of who knows what, 1 Necco wafers. I feel no remorse.

by Anonymousreply 515October 28, 2018 12:04 PM

I'm boiling an egg.

by Anonymousreply 516October 28, 2018 12:36 PM

I forgot to buy coffee yesterday. I barely had enough for one cup, and it didn't turn out so great. It's a little chilly and raining, but I'm going to drive to Starbucks. While I have my Starbucks coffee in ONE hand, I'll be at the nearby grocery store buying a pound of coffee for home, and I'll be holding it with my OTHER hand.

Later in the day: laundry

by Anonymousreply 517October 28, 2018 12:49 PM

I ground my own coffee beans this morning. Not with one of those dreadful electric grinders, but with my vintage Armin Trösser hand crank grinder. Then I made my own English muffins. Quite a morning of authenticity and self-sufficiency!

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by Anonymousreply 518October 28, 2018 1:34 PM

I'm excited about the Downton Abbey movie that won't even be released until September 2019.

by Anonymousreply 519October 28, 2018 9:03 PM

I'm washing a new pair of black jeans so out of an abundance of caution I am only washing black socks with them so the dye from the new jeans won't bleed and stain my other clothes. I'm throwing in a cup of vinegar because its supposed to set the dye of the jeans.

by Anonymousreply 520October 28, 2018 10:13 PM

Washed my towels and washcloths today. On a wild whim I threw in two t-shirts. Everything coexisted.

by Anonymousreply 521October 29, 2018 1:22 AM

Guess what I did today! Put door sweeps on all the doors in an attempt to eliminate mice in the house!

by Anonymousreply 522October 29, 2018 3:42 AM

I may start reading a new book this morning. Or I may not.

by Anonymousreply 523October 29, 2018 12:27 PM

r522 What are door sweeps?

by Anonymousreply 524October 29, 2018 2:09 PM

Peppermint tea is helping tremendously with my digestion. I got the Traditional Medicinals Organic brand at Target, $4.99.

by Anonymousreply 525October 30, 2018 12:26 AM

This thread is worth it just for all the ejection clips.

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by Anonymousreply 526October 30, 2018 12:38 AM

London.

Went to the supermarket. Had bacon in a roll in the café in there. It was excellent.

Bought lot of food to take home. They have a self-scanning thing, which is excellent. But the machine said I had to have ten items checked to see that I wasn't nicking stuff...and the girl who did it crushed my fish fucking pie. I told her to be careful! It's irritated me.

Came home then went out again to the Apple Store at the Westfield Mall in Shepherd's Bush - I want to extend my warranty but there were too many people, so I'll do it over the internet.

Spent ages at the mall....but can't remember what I did. Running all over the place. Went to Itsu and had some sushi (the bacon roll wasn't enough, clearly) - I had a Coke! with the sushi.

Still wasn't enough - so I went to McDonald's on the way home. No supper!

I'm pretty happy at the moment, I think that's why my appetite is up.

by Anonymousreply 527October 30, 2018 12:57 AM

There was a 50 percent chance of rain today, so I couldn't decide whether to take an umbrella with me to work. I decided to take one, but ended up not needing it.

by Anonymousreply 528October 30, 2018 1:08 AM

Did a load of laundry at 8:00 am this morning and left it out all day to get as much of the fall leaves and ocean breezes scents

Grocery shopping - mostly stocking up on essentials as I tend to cook from scratch. One of the many benefits of working from home, is that you can do grocery shopping and banking in the off hours and make up for it when you get home.

Steamed spinach for lunch and then broccoli and fresh pasta with some alfredo sauce for supper with a glass of white wine

Time to pet the cat.

by Anonymousreply 529October 30, 2018 1:10 AM

I'm compiling a "remove obstacles" spell for a friend who really needs some help with some stuff. The sun is waning, the moon is waning and the Saturday after Hallowe'en (Samhain) is a very good day to do it. Black candles and black paper can be found at the dollar store, too.

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by Anonymousreply 530October 30, 2018 1:25 AM

Like a Rhinstone......

by Anonymousreply 531October 30, 2018 2:11 AM

I didn't start a new book today, just read the one I had going. God is it boring. Maybe tomorrow I'll start a new book. Or maybe I won't.

by Anonymousreply 532October 30, 2018 2:18 AM

I’m in the process of majikly changing reality in order to help someone I know. My powers are real and fulsome. I can change the future in a way I want to. I just need a few things from jet.com. A pincushion, a wooden marionette and some myrrh. I’ll say an ancient chant, burn the herbs and my power will be unleashed on the world.

And I’m not in the least bit delusional.

by Anonymousreply 533October 30, 2018 2:55 AM

Like a Rhinestone......

by Anonymousreply 534October 30, 2018 2:59 AM

I hung a picture in my stairwell this afternoon.

It looks fab.

by Anonymousreply 535October 30, 2018 3:00 AM

We got commodities today, a box of free food. So we made spaghetti in the Instant Pot.

by Anonymousreply 536October 30, 2018 3:03 AM

You got free food but you can afford an Instant Pot?

by Anonymousreply 537October 30, 2018 3:06 AM

You need an Instant Pot to make spaghetti?

by Anonymousreply 538October 30, 2018 4:15 AM

Finally submitted my out-of-network claim, a full month after seeing the eye doctor. I think he's autistic- he sings the end of every sentence and has deplorable social skills. Maybe he's just an asshole, though.

by Anonymousreply 539October 30, 2018 4:40 AM

Perhaps your eye doctors Irish or autistic.

I think this silly TV show is very foolish.

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by Anonymousreply 540October 30, 2018 7:20 AM

I’ve started a new book. It’s non fiction. I really like it despite the fact that it’s about Australian sports stars. It’s way more interesting than I thought.

by Anonymousreply 541October 30, 2018 7:38 AM

^ Will you mention Australian sports star Ian Thorpe’s too-obvious nose job?

by Anonymousreply 542October 30, 2018 8:23 AM

r542, this is your final warning. Your anti-social behavior will no longer be tolerated. You will now be fed to The Plants.

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by Anonymousreply 543October 30, 2018 9:35 AM

r537, as you know, this is a NON-INTERACTIVE thread. Your violation of the social agreement has consequences. You will now be eaten alive by plants.

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by Anonymousreply 544October 30, 2018 9:37 AM

Speaking of plants, I planted dozens of bulbs today. Can’t wait for spring to see if they work.

by Anonymousreply 545October 30, 2018 9:40 AM

I flopped down on my bed and my elbow landed squarely on my eyeglasses. I left them there while reading.

Now they’re broken neatly in two.

by Anonymousreply 546October 30, 2018 9:54 AM

R542 I doubt Ian Thorpe will get a mention in this book. It’s about badly behaved sporting heroes and how easy it is for them to be redeemed.

Ian Thorpe’s shit nose job doesn’t count as bad behaviour.

by Anonymousreply 547October 30, 2018 10:07 AM

I have to search for a vegetable soup recipe online. There are tons. To chicken or not to chicken, to beef or not to beef. Add pasta? Parsnips! I need to lie down.

by Anonymousreply 548October 30, 2018 10:11 AM

The Shostakovitch String Quartet No. 15 is very depressing and quite tuneless.

by Anonymousreply 549October 30, 2018 10:22 AM

r547, you're a disgrace to the species. Prepare to be fed to plants.

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by Anonymousreply 550October 30, 2018 10:43 AM

I made my veg soup. God knows what it'll taste like, just sort of threw things in the pot. Now I'm going to watch a movie online, either a William Burroughs documentary or a doc about boys at an upper crust prep school who were abused by a teacher.

by Anonymousreply 551October 30, 2018 3:43 PM

Did you know that wasp is defined as any insect of the order Hymenoptera and suborder Apocrita that is neither a bee nor an ant? Seems rather referential.

by Anonymousreply 552October 30, 2018 4:16 PM

The men in the Oslo sauna are all ruthlessly tanned as if they spend half their lives in Barcelona.

I think I’d prefer to have sex with someone who can’t afford to travel.

by Anonymousreply 553October 30, 2018 4:30 PM

Google the words DONALD TRUMP.

by Anonymousreply 554October 30, 2018 4:31 PM

r554: That is the most whelming thing that has ever been posted on one of these threads.

by Anonymousreply 555October 30, 2018 4:42 PM

Art fart shit tit

by Anonymousreply 556October 30, 2018 4:43 PM

The vegetable soup was pretty darned good. Maybe next week I'll try making chili. Or maybe I won't.

by Anonymousreply 557October 30, 2018 11:48 PM

TGIF. Wait, it's only Tues.

by Anonymousreply 558October 30, 2018 11:58 PM

I’m in a new city and I’ve been invited to come over and smoke Canabis by 3 different people.

I’m not a social person when I smoke weed

by Anonymousreply 559October 31, 2018 2:49 AM

Do you watch Dateline, r559?

by Anonymousreply 560October 31, 2018 2:59 AM

Little bastards are going to leave me with extra candy, and they took all the Kit Kats.

by Anonymousreply 561October 31, 2018 11:47 PM

I made Magnolia Bakery Banana Pudding, really good. I googled the recipe.

by Anonymousreply 562October 31, 2018 11:49 PM

My cat just threw up. Now she's trying to bury it by scraping the carpet as though it is sand. It is not sand.

by Anonymousreply 563November 1, 2018 12:49 AM

Going to have the last of the vegetable soup for lunch today. One of life's cruel ironies that soup tastes best right before you run out. I might take a shower today but I might not.

by Anonymousreply 564November 1, 2018 12:00 PM

No energy to wash my hair. No energy for anything.

by Anonymousreply 565November 1, 2018 12:16 PM

I may buy some after Halloween candy on sale today. If my colleagues are kind today I may share it.

by Anonymousreply 566November 1, 2018 2:08 PM

I'm watching the world gymnastics all-around championships while stuffing my face with brown sugar.

by Anonymousreply 567November 1, 2018 2:33 PM

I started watching a documentary on William Burroughs but stopped halfway through so I have something to watch tomorrow. I might listen to a guided meditation now.

by Anonymousreply 568November 2, 2018 1:36 AM

Ive been breaking up and making up with the same person all week long....

by Anonymousreply 569November 2, 2018 1:41 AM

One of you bitches gave me a cold.

by Anonymousreply 570November 2, 2018 3:47 AM

Got a flu shot at RiteAid

by Anonymousreply 571November 2, 2018 4:03 AM

I left my laptop in kinkos/ups this afternoon. Went back 5 hours later and the guy at the counter had put it in the lost and found for me.

I emptied my pockets and tipped him everything I had: $18

by Anonymousreply 572November 2, 2018 4:06 AM

i purused cats and dogs that are available for adoption on various websites. Wish I could adopt them all and quit my job and care for them all.

by Anonymousreply 573November 2, 2018 4:08 AM

I went to the baths this evening and blew two guys.

by Anonymousreply 574November 2, 2018 4:08 AM

Ok, that’s it. I finished the bag of candy corn. No more until next Halloween.

Why does candy corn take the top layer of your tongue off?

by Anonymousreply 575November 2, 2018 4:33 PM

Got a free Chobani yogurt at Kroger today. I can't eat it because it has nuts but Others might enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 576November 2, 2018 5:51 PM

6 biscuits

by Anonymousreply 577November 2, 2018 8:58 PM

I just used the last pound of a 5-pound chub of hamburger making spaghetti sauce. I added onions and mushrooms. Then I drained the pasta. The 5-pound chub only cost $10.

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by Anonymousreply 578November 2, 2018 11:22 PM

I am OVERwhelmed that R578 DRAINED.THE.PASTA.

by Anonymousreply 579November 2, 2018 11:31 PM

Watch your BP.

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by Anonymousreply 580November 2, 2018 11:50 PM

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by Anonymousreply 581November 2, 2018 11:57 PM

I saw my adorable neighbor (he's 92) and once again I proposed marriage. He said yes lol! I love him, he's survived so much and I adore him and his family.

by Anonymousreply 582November 3, 2018 12:14 AM

I had two cocktails with dinner tonight because it’s Marie Antoinette’s birthday.

by Anonymousreply 583November 3, 2018 12:30 AM

Live ATC Heathrow Approach

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by Anonymousreply 584November 3, 2018 12:38 AM

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by Anonymousreply 585November 3, 2018 1:00 AM

It's raining.

by Anonymousreply 586November 3, 2018 1:07 AM

I just put a bandaid on my ankle because my cat scratched me.

by Anonymousreply 587November 3, 2018 1:26 AM

Can I have your stuff, r587?

by Anonymousreply 588November 3, 2018 1:34 AM

hi

by Anonymousreply 589November 3, 2018 3:17 AM

I like parsnips.

by Anonymousreply 590November 3, 2018 5:20 AM

I just had the weirdest, hottest sex dream set in a cavernous bathroom at a Chinese airport during an apparently endless layover. I forgot to bring my passport with me, but still thought they'd let me into France. The were diagrams everywhere. And before it came to any obvious conclusion, I was awoken by a gang of shrieking, shit-faced college kids stumbling up the block.

by Anonymousreply 591November 3, 2018 6:31 AM

There’s a gale blowing outside and I notice a male pheasant in my neighbors’ yard who wants to hang out with my guinea fowl, who are in my yard. The neighbors’ backyard and my front yard are right up against each other, divided by a small wire fence maybe 3 ft high. The pheasant can’t figure out how to get past the fence into my yard, so he’s just running back & forth. It’s funny - the guinea hens do the same thing when one gets caught behind the fence. They just lose their shit running back & forth & cannot remember they can fly.

Dude, you can FLY

by Anonymousreply 592November 3, 2018 7:47 PM

Nothing better than eating Sprees and scrolling through Datalounge threads on my day off.

by Anonymousreply 593November 4, 2018 6:13 PM

Trying to decide if I have to book a table for lunch or if we can just turn up. I’m not sure how many are showing up so it’s annoying.

by Anonymousreply 594November 4, 2018 8:17 PM

Got a red sweater at Goodwill today. Orange stickers were half price so it cost $5.75. Plus tax. It's all cotton.

by Anonymousreply 595November 4, 2018 9:43 PM

I have pink eye.

by Anonymousreply 596November 5, 2018 1:07 PM

I really want to eat lunch early today. It's a chicken sandwich with half an apple.

by Anonymousreply 597November 5, 2018 1:53 PM

I farted a lot tonight. Maybe it was all the leftover Halloween candy.

by Anonymousreply 598November 6, 2018 3:20 AM

I checked out the Jennifer Gardener goes to church thread.

by Anonymousreply 599November 6, 2018 4:35 AM

^^Garner

by Anonymousreply 600November 6, 2018 4:35 AM
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