DL Fave Aaron "Cockgobbler" Schock Going To Trial! Early Next Year! In Chicago!

Amazing that he's actually going to trial for that, yet Trump and cronies are just sitting pretty for much much worse crimes

Will he sing songs from Chicago during the trial? I'd like to hear the Cell Block Tango.

Sit in the audience and live post it here!

[quote]I can be a daily courtroom spectator when this FABULOUS case goes to trial

Come for the trial, stay for the gloryhole action in the men’s room!

If trial is in Chicago that gurl is going to prison!

The indicted globetrotter is now partying in Brazil with pop stars. Who says committing multiple felonies in federal public office is a mistake!

Does he do anything but travel? First of all, who pays for it and, secondly, how can one leave the country while awaiting trial??

Well clearly they don't consider the cockgobbler a flight risk if they are allowing him to travel around the world. I though you had to surrender your passport if you were charged with felonies.

R8 He’s a white Republican. Of course not.

Every time I see his pretty face, I think of Cheech and Chong’s “Buggery on the High Seas”

The fashion will be spectacular! Will the Courthouse put up a step and repeat?

He’s hot, connected, and a future trophy A-gay. He’ll win or get off easy, marry a handsome, older, rich guy and ride off into the sunset. Town house, country house, and beach house with 2-3 overseas trips a year (one being on the Mediterranean). You know he’s gonna have it, so stop the hate.

R12 I know he’s gonna have it. That doesn’t stop the hate. It’s absolutely unjust in every thinkable way. He engaged in multiple criminal activities. He broke laws. He misused public funds. He has successfully eluded prosecution for years now. He’s globe hopping and showing off his partying with random quasi-celebrities. He voted against the interests of gay people, limiting our rights by law, while cowardly hiding his own sexuality and while breaking the aforementioned federal laws to indulge in a fabulously extravagant lifestyle. And he is still doing it without any semblance of a real job or actual work. And I believe you’re right: the gay media world will embrace him the moment he comes out officially and cries victim at his hearing. It’s all so completely wrong.

He’s a despicable man and the United States is nation where law no longer applies to the rich or connected. What are you gonna do?

Psst

The name on everybody's lips is gonna be......GOBBLER!!!!

It's a win win for him....he gets off, he is free to live his princess life. If he is convicted, he's the new butt boy on cell block B....all you can eat cock! Girl is gonna be alright

Aaron is already modelling his entrance...

Start doing your Kegels, gurl!

He'll need some DLers on the jury to help him get off.

He'll get off quicker if the jury is hung.

I'm going to apply for a license to have a vending cart outside the courthouse!

I'll sell hand fans, $10 bottles of Evian, Astroglide, and, um, "video head cleaner."

Who will he wear? Such a big day. Eeeeek

He must be ready to bust in song & never once heard he was spotted out in Chitown.

I have seen several hooded dudes however in the sling room at Steamworks. Big chooo chooo train.

Humph

There are things I won't do in Chicago, gurls!

I won't sleep with JB Pritzker.

R22 yes yes yes I am feeling Ts with a Gurl slogan

R24 jinx to R25. Gurl power!

I get he’s got a lot of dirty head videos

R24 Yea. I’m think you will. Again.

[quote] I’m think you will.

Day drinking again. Miss Kinzinger?

Why what’s today anyway?

Gurl, say whatever, I ain’t going to jail.

Butt, that’s the icing on your cake, right?

Bye gurl

R14 he’s not rich nor connected. And I don’t care. He’s got one hellA fine asset. USDA

Bump.

Aaron's 50 Load Weekend

Honestly I can't believe it's taken this long to get this to trial. So much for our supposed "system of justice."

Trial set for Summer 2019! The wheels of justice at work.

He's going to trial in the summer? That will give him a chance to wear lots of dashing seersucker suits!!! Maybe he can dig out his turquoise belt and pink gingham shirt!

Hopefully he's using some of his defense money to hire a better stylist.

dvsdfs

I'll bet his hole is secretly aquiver at just the thought of being totally contained with so many other virlie men.

I wonder if he has a fleeting fantasy of pleading guilty, to get the max sentence?

Do you think he really misses being in the thick of DC politics right now?

I mean - the loot he scored was such small potatoes compared with the stuff that’s going down now - he coulda scored sooooo much more if he’d just lasted a little while longer... he must be spitting chips!

Hang him

The Turquoise Rage

Bitch is back. Just posted on Instagram for the first time in two years, playing sportsball in tight leggings with what appears to be a full face of Botox.

Post the pic for those of us he's blocked on IG!

Wow all these sad homos are sucking up to him in the comments.

I hope the courts cleared the trial dates with Aaron's people. He has some business trips to India, backpacking with some dude bros in the Andes, and fabulous nights in WeHo scheduled early next year.

A boy in a skirt.

I always roll my eyes violently whenever someone acts like they're posting about anything other than themselves when clearly all they care about is self-promotion. "Me me me me me...oh, and thanks for inviting me to your big day! XOXO!" Fuck off.

Dude has some MAJOR Botox and filler going on these days. He better stop before he the Michael Jackson effect happens.

Is he wearing panties under the kilt?

Where the fuck does he get the money to do all this shit?

R50 He appears to be paid by Indian officials for some sort of lobbying, and he recently presented at a medical conference in Brazil. Also, he is almost certainly doing some version of whoring.

What if he IS just stylish and also a confirmed ladykilling bachelor? Huh? What if?

Fresh lip injections

Oh look who's also on the ghoulish, vampirey looking man's IG feed.

Who's Greg W Cook and why is he around all those closet case right wingers?

The bride in R46 looks like Jennifer Coolidge trying to hum in "A Mighty Wind".

[quote]What if he IS just stylish and also a confirmed ladykilling bachelor? Huh? What if?

You can stop wondering. I know for 100% sure that this guy is a fag.

R57 Details!

Any resident WeHo HoMos fuck Aaron this week?

Schock sure seems like a total SHITEHEAD!

All his fancy lawyers filing motions that boiled down to "suh, how DAYRE you infer muh client tuh bein a homo-SEKSUAL!?" were for naught.

Pass the popcorn.

Aaron posted his first-ever Instagram story today, a repost from someone called murph_matt saying “Still the best boss and the best interns,” and Aaron added “feelings mutual” (sic).

1. He’s fucking all his former interns, yes?

2. Of course he doesn’t know how to use an apostrophe. He’s only almost 40, after all. Also...abs.

Did he vote in Illinois or California or Mumbai?

Schock v.. The Datalounge CASE CLOSED BUH-BYE GURL!

OP wear a turquoise belt on day one. Day two, carry a pheasant feather. Day three, a pink gingham shirt. Have fun!

[quote]Who will he wear?

Duh Tom Ford

I think he will wear his former interns’ loads on his face, and also those of his elderly wealthy benefactors.

I could buy hundreds of thousand-dollar iPhones, but I don't even want one. Because I'm not stupid. It's not about being rich or poor, it's about whether or not you're a sucker. Also I should point out that many rich people are rich because they DON'T frivolously waste money on stupid shit, and many poor people are poor because they do. But by all means, keep that nose up in the air!

Wrong thread. Whoopsie

What's Aaron's Grindr handle?

[quote] Who will he wear?

A simple suit with a stylish hat set at a rakish angle should send the right message to the jury

^ I recommend a stylish seersucker suit! With a bow tie.

[quote]What's Aaron's Grindr handle?

Gockcobbler

What kind of phone should I buy next, r68? (I can't afford hundreds of them.)

There are several “Cockgobbler” profiles on Scruff, and one has no photo and is 38...it would be amazing if that were him. He does seem to be the type to put himself in tenuously risky positions.

Grindr “handle” lol. Y’all are old as fuck on here.

Trips to India. Hanging out at the gym and pool in WeHo all day with beautiful men. Aaron doesn’t have to work and has quite the lifestyle. I don’t know how he does it.

[quote]I don’t know how he does it.

Comes for money? I mean "from money"?

He gets paid to fuck rich old men. And he has sources from friends on Capitol Hill, including Paul Ryan, whom he fucked and therefore has some power over.

True or not—and why would it not be true, really?—I like r79's take.

R76 = Aaron

This has been asked many times but not really answered: How does he afford all these trips and Botox? Who is paying for his cockgobbling lifestyle?

r82, see r79.

He's been grifting since he was in high school. Dude's got a bank account full of ill-gotten gains by now.

[quote]Y’all are old as fuck on here.

Fie, you rascal. Prithy, take yourself to some other, less worthy club for inverts.

It would be very Cockgobbler for him to use Cockgobbler on Scruff. And yet, it is we who named you, who will have the last laugh!

Here he is having a gay old time in West Hollywood with another male prostitute and that creepy little guy who publishes a local Beverly Hills luxury magazine with Lisa Vanderpump and who lied about being on the Trevor Project’s board.

Aaron has had SO MUCH BOTOX btw

I’m young

I’m meaty

I’m rich

And I’m a little bit of a bitch

Whew! Feasted all day on dark meat turkey necks, and boy is my gobble tired!

Belated happy Thanksgiving, Bitches!

Do you think he’s kept up his workout routine for prison.

He sure is purdy.

R90 He has kept it up to keep his income up. How do you think a “pretty,” unemployed disgraced congressman under federal indictment is making a good enough living to be on a perpetual party in Weat Hollywood, Miami and Brazil?

This is Miss Lindsey's "A tale of Two Cities" moment. Surrender yourself, Lindsey to do the time in tender Schock's place.

No bottoming for Aaron today...he's got the turkey trots!

On the R-leaning Sunday morning news magazine “Full Measure with Sheryl Atkisson,” she profiled politicians who became rich while in office. The average net worth of the average American is $90k; the average congressperson’s net worth is over $1 mil, up from over $600k in 2004. Atkisson asked how politicians profit from their offices. Jim Moran (D) said that most often money is offered plainly while they travel overseas, because in other countries bribes in exchange for favors is the norm and therefore people just make the offer.

Note that Schock has traveled many times to India and at least once to Brazil representing himself as a US congressman since he resigned and was indicted.

So to answer questions of how he is living high on the hog now: he is paid by foreign interests. He made a pilgrimage to the floor of the House after he was indicted to greet the PM of India, and that was before his Instagrammed and tweeted photos with Indian officials and in an Indian dance club overseas. He still has current connections/friendships with his alleged FBs Adam Kinzinger and Paul Ryan, and likely others. He likes a lot of pictures posted by Republican members of Congress. He’s maintaining and exploiting those relationships for profit. It wouldn’t surprise me if he has millions in offshore accounts.

Wouldn't prosecution scrutinize his financial records?

They should

R95 Since charges are financial, I’m sure they will. But since he is not a current member of Congress, any money he is being paid for appearances (like this one at a recent conference in Brazil; note that he is referred to as a member of Congress, not forrmer) may not be illegal. Celebrities are paid all the time for appearances.

R 14 Eat The Rich <---the only solution left

There is NOTHING enviable about this shallow, class-backstabbing, crooked pig, r12.

He lives a completely frivolous existence and being the trophy of someone substantive is NOTHING to brag about, even if he wanted that or attained it (he doesn't need to -- he gets lobbyist cash just for having been elected).

Who envies or respects "winning," when your side is a bunch of crooks and Nazis?

Get some values, bruh! People without them aren't fabulous and there's no way this self-hating, self-bashing closet queen going to prison is happy.

Not even prison cock will make her happy. The dudes in Club Fed aren't hot -- they're like Trump.

Has anyone here fucked Aaron lately? He’s been MIA on social media since he posted a couple of teasers. He probably has a waiting list of clients armed with Viagra after stirring up public interest.

I just want to follow this...

Aaron resurfaced with a couple of IG pics before disappearing again. Wherefore did he retreat?

🦆👄

A reminder that Nick Ayers played a role in the whispering campaign against Aaron Schock. A real gent.

Schocking! Aaron is gobbling the corrupt cocks of DC and guzzling congressional cum this weekend. He posted a “DC sunset” story on Instagram.

He liked a photo of Gayzinger and possible new gf

Damn, Kizinger @R106 is a 10! That's a good looking guy!

I hate to admit it but I’d love to see a video of Paul Ryan getting his cock gobbled by Aaron. That would be soooo hot.

R107 but my body is hotter!

I'd tickle the shot out of him. Aaron, call me.

Just a reminder that Aaron vited against gay civil rights and protections, and Paul Ryan just made his final effort as speaker of the house to suck up to Trump by forcing through legislation (destined to be overturned by new Congress in 2019) to protect Saudi Arabia ***which dismembered a living man in its own embassy.*** Even Republicans in Congress condemned him for that truly soulless action.

Not that anyone here cares at all. But a reminder. Happy jacking to these demons.

ITA, R111. I'm sick and tired of seeing threads about Schock. He's an asshole and deserves to be shunned by gay people.

I still want to know why Ronan Farrow follows him. Do they fuck? It wouldn’t surprise me. Does he want to fuck him? It wouldn’t surprise me. Is he tracking him for a potential story with the pending trial? It wouldn’t surprise me. All three? That would be so scandalous.

R113, they'd make a nice couple. Well, if Aaron could get rid of the self- loathing and accept himself for who he is. Aaron could be a slippery snake but he's not fugly. And he is ambitious and a go -getter.

When does Aaron's episode of American Greed air?

Poor cowardly cockgobbler Aaron is waving a tiny little rainbow flag all over the country and praying for the relief of someone finally outing him.

Beverly Hills Xmas party

Wow. He really is the definition of a grifter. Birds of a (pheasant) feather flock together! Looks like he gravitated RIGHT to his people.

Why do people here use the word grifter instead of “opportunistic whore”?

He's hanging out with Real Housewives. He's a grifter!

He looks horrible. Like a poorly made wax figure.

How many years has it been since he was indicted? Is he ever going to face prosecution? Is there ever going to be a trial?

Timelapse photo booth funtimes with Aaron!

Being a boytoy with some MASSIVE titties in da pool!

Hoky shit this gay party promoter is his companion...

He really didn’t do anything that bad.

Just give him probation and let’s get this show over with.

He’s really close with the Barry’s Bootcamp (gay, married with child) gays.

R126 Had he been a poor black guy whole stole hundreds of dollars from a gas station he'd get years of jail time

Instead he stole hundreds of thousands from tax payers so he should go free?

Stop thinking with your cock. He's a criminal. White collar crime is prosecuted enough, we really don't need to be going easy on these people

R126 Aaron, stop appealing your court date and it’ll be over before you know it. And remember before you face the music: if you make deals with devils like your friend Paul or, God forbid, with any Trump crony, *they WILL fuck you over in the end no matter what kind of bargain you think you can make.*

It’s sad that as flamboyant and practically whory are Aaron is now, he still doesn’t have the guts to come out as gay and apologize for voting against LGBT freedoms.

The faggiest fag that ever fagged.

I do not thupport gay marriage because of my clothely held beliefths.

I do thupport deep dickingth for the thake of mental balanthe and well being though. Deep hard fuckingth from the ownerth of Barry’th Bootcamp—both of them—and from any man with a net worth over one million dollarth and thome thtrong political connectionth.

Hold me closer!

Does anyone know where I can get some pheasant feathers in this town!? Asking for a friend.

Stocking up on popcorn. This trial will be waaaay fun! Lol

I hope he gets acquitted. We need him to do some porn.

Have him spend his first year as Jarec Wentworth's cellmate.