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You weren’t attracted to them...until you saw their huge cock

This guy at my work place was constantly hitting on me and asking me out on a date. I evenually gave in and went to dinner. He’s not particularly attractive, quite gawky and goofy. I can’t deny it I was horny so went back to his just to fill a void. I wasn’t expecting much and then it happened. He pulled out the most delicious and smooth cock I’ve probaly ever seen. When he was hard it was a good 9 inches. I know it’s only a cock and I’m almost embarrassed to say this but in an instant he because masculine and sexy in my eyes. He also won brownie points for being so humble about being so blessed down south. It’s got me wondering..am I alone in having my perception about someone, almost in an instant because they have a large dick? Please don’t say I am!

by Anonymousreply 12410/20/2018

Small dicks always chase big dicks.

by Anonymousreply 108/21/2018

It certainly can tip the scales favorably.

by Anonymousreply 208/21/2018

This thread is worthless without pictures.

by Anonymousreply 308/21/2018

I was molested.

by Anonymousreply 408/21/2018

But ya are, OP. Ya are.

by Anonymousreply 508/21/2018

I thought I was the only one. Yes, it’s totally superficial. I think behind it all is, not being so well endowed myself, it’s the feeling of ‘wow, you’re a real man and you want to fuck me.’ Damn, goosebumps just thinking about it.

by Anonymousreply 608/21/2018

A huge member is always a lovely finish after a nice dinner.

by Anonymousreply 708/21/2018

On the flip side, as someone who's blessed in the meat department, I know instantly when someone suddenly becomes flirty when they hear I'm endowed. Recently my on-again/off-again BF made a joke about it at a party. Out of nowhere, this cute but stuck-up guy who barely acknowledged my existence 2 minutes before was suddenly all attentive. No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 808/21/2018

A large penis is always welcome

by Anonymousreply 908/21/2018

Butcha' ARE, Blanche, ya' ARE!

by Anonymousreply 1008/21/2018

Enough with the Baby Jane references and more of the cock talk

by Anonymousreply 1108/21/2018

Those big slabs are nice lo look at but otherwise are a pain in the ass.

by Anonymousreply 1208/21/2018

[quote]I thought I was the only one.

...seriously? You thought you were the only gay guy who is into big dicks? Were you raised on Antarctica?

by Anonymousreply 1308/21/2018

Many things can sweeten a sour dish.

by Anonymousreply 1408/21/2018

It depends on the person. Sometimes a big cock gives certain guys a wicked edge, for others it will never help.

by Anonymousreply 1508/21/2018

I love Quick Time Harch!

by Anonymousreply 1608/21/2018

Danny Dong has a meh face. Dumb chav-geek pot head with moles. But his big dick works well with his face and skinny body and cheesy enthusiastic attitude.

And Gay porn has plenty of guys with meh faces but stunning meat, that makes them oddly sexy overall.

by Anonymousreply 1708/21/2018

It depends OP. How big is your dick?

by Anonymousreply 1808/21/2018

[quote]I can’t deny it I was horny so went back to his just to fill a void.

Can we assume your void was indeed filled?

by Anonymousreply 1908/21/2018

Whore!

by Anonymousreply 2008/21/2018

Weird looking guys have the biggest dicks. Something about the disproportion. Body and face.

by Anonymousreply 2108/21/2018

"Gay porn has plenty of guys with meh faces but stunning meat, that makes them oddly sexy overall."

It's known as BDF (Big Dick Face).

Some guys are just average-looking but they have BDF and it makes them oddly attractive.

There's a guy at work who has BDF. He wears loose-fitting jeans but you can usually see the big bulge. I always get a glimpse.

by Anonymousreply 2208/21/2018

Dicks don't fill emotional voids. Or fix a broken psyche.

by Anonymousreply 2308/21/2018

Another way I guess I just don't fit in, a huge dick is more likely to turn me off than turn me on. I am a face and personality guy, I couldn't care one lick about the size of a guys cock. Pun intended.

by Anonymousreply 2408/21/2018

from soup to NUTS

by Anonymousreply 2508/21/2018

I think it's brave and honest of you to refer to your gaping chasm as a "void," OP. Kudos.

by Anonymousreply 2608/21/2018

r26 Oop!

by Anonymousreply 2708/21/2018

“...just to fill a void”? What a user you are, OP. “No interest in you, just interested in myself.”

Disgusting individual.

by Anonymousreply 2808/21/2018

'Oop!', for r28.

by Anonymousreply 2908/21/2018

I don't care how big the cock is, if it's attached to someone I didn't find attractive in the first place both physically and as I person. It doesn't make a difference.

by Anonymousreply 3008/21/2018

OOOOOO YES YES AND YES. Show me the beef.

by Anonymousreply 3108/21/2018

R17 Different stroke for different folks. As I am more of a top (though not gonna sit here and claim to be a 'total top'), cock is pretty irrelevant to me. Body and face are more important. But beauty is in the eye of the beholder as I for one am partial to the chav/scally look. I grew up middle class, but I have always lusted after council lads for some reason. Danny D is like an 8 to me regardless of his penis size (well actually he is a 1, as any guy who fucks women is utterly gross to me).

by Anonymousreply 3208/21/2018

Not sure if my link below will display. But if you're able to see the picture, some good looking men are handsome. And yes, a large cock gets my attention but it isn't everything.

by Anonymousreply 3308/21/2018

Why does "Juliesha" feel the need to sign its pointless posts?

by Anonymousreply 3408/21/2018

Thank you for your candor OP, I totally agree. As someone who’s always had a small cock (I’m around 3.5” hard) I can never carry myself with gravitas as I don’t feel like a ‘man’s man.’ I’ve even hired men who on the basis of assuming they have big dicks. It works in reverse. I was seeing a guy who had a beautiful body, face, was charming. I assumed he had a big black cock. When we finally got down to it I reached down and felt a small worm-like cock that felt like mine. I’m ashamed to say I ran out straight away as I’d almost lost all respect for him there and then.

by Anonymousreply 3508/22/2018

I HOPE HE RIPS YOUR FLACID MUSSY TO PIECES.

by Anonymousreply 3608/22/2018

r34 I understand that you are in pain.

My condolences for whatever great tragedy has befallen you in life.

by Anonymousreply 3708/24/2018

you are a size queen and I prefer tiny meat.

by Anonymousreply 3808/24/2018

Small weenies hurt! They poke.

by Anonymousreply 3908/24/2018

Come on peoples. More please

by Anonymousreply 4008/28/2018

I wonder why there isn't a truly great online forum for lesbians. Maybe because we wouldn't be having this conversation. Still. I really wonder.

by Anonymousreply 4108/28/2018

OP you are a superficial bitch. Fuck you!

by Anonymousreply 4208/28/2018

It can certainly happen. I worked with a guy I couldn't stand who reported to me. His work sucked and he plagiarized things. I wanted to fire him but for some reason my boss liked him. Our working relationship was always tense. He was also into me, but I didn't return the interest. Eventually he wound up reporting to someone else.

He wasn't my type at all. But one day in the restroom I saw his big, floppy cock. Suddenly the tension became sexual. One weekend at the gay bar, he asked if we could talk about our past work issues. I said sure and he suggested his place. It all led to me with my legs in the air while he pumped his 9 inch uncut dick in and out of me on his living room couch. Honestly, it really wasn't that good. Big dick but ultimately I just wasn't feeling it. I wound up fantasizing about another guy I was into so I could cum.

by Anonymousreply 4308/28/2018

I was told once 'How can someone with such a big cock be so shy?'

I get a hell of a lot more attention on apps / websites where I can show my cock than those where I can only show my face. And it does piss me off that I'm only considered worthy of attention by some people because I have a big cock. I get told pretty regularly 'Hey you're not my type but I have to say that's an amazing cock'.

Gee thanks.

by Anonymousreply 4408/28/2018

Nacho Vidal is the perfect example of a guy I'd ordinarily find fuck-ugly, but his cock makes me look at him and SWOON! Suddenly he's so attractive to me.

by Anonymousreply 4508/28/2018

I'm in a similar situation. I'm very small framed, and get lots of "eh, he's cute" . but NEVER "he's hot."

I have a pretty big dick for a skinny guy. A big group of us went to a beach party once, and apparently my trunks were very revealing once they got wet. I did not know this at the time, and kept wondering why as the day went on, more and more young guys were coming over talking to me and hanging out. They wouldn't have given me the time of day before.

I have a bf now, so I guess it doesn't matter, but it was a weird feeling, and similar things had happened before.

by Anonymousreply 4608/28/2018

Big dicks rule.

OP did you present hole?

by Anonymousreply 4708/28/2018

Mary r43 = GRANDCANYON that could not feel a fat 9-incher!

by Anonymousreply 4808/28/2018

I'd rather get with an ugly guy with a big dick than a short guy with a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 4908/28/2018

Why “them”? When you’re talking cock, “him” is sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 5008/28/2018

" I can’t deny it I was horny so went back to his just to fill a void. "

OP, you type Fucked.

by Anonymousreply 5108/28/2018

I'm on a website discussing huge cock at 8am; I doubt I really really care about the attractiveness of their bodies.

by Anonymousreply 5208/28/2018

Interesting story, R43. And did you end up talking about your past work issues?

by Anonymousreply 5308/28/2018

I suspect two of my coworkers swing some heavy pipe, but they are sit-to-pee-ers. With youngsters, it's all about phone access. We can hear you unlock, you know.

by Anonymousreply 5408/28/2018

Dicks don't fill emotional voids. Or fix a broken psyche.

Neither does pussy dummy

by Anonymousreply 5508/28/2018

It takes 30 seconds to pee. They can't be without their phone for 30 seconds??

by Anonymousreply 5608/28/2018

[quote]Juliesha

Chaim? Or pishik?

by Anonymousreply 5708/28/2018

Jewish. NOT black.

by Anonymousreply 5808/28/2018

Spoiled rich brat.

by Anonymousreply 5908/28/2018

[quote] It takes 30 seconds to pee. They can't be without their phone for 30 seconds??

Go the men's room after the movies. Long row of guys taking a piss, all on their phones, furiously catching up because they've been off the grid for 90 minutes. No, they can't wait another 3 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 6008/28/2018

What's the point of dealing with a big dick? It only gets in the way no matter how you apply it.

If a person doesn't look attractive to me, I don't give a fuck about the content of their pants.

by Anonymousreply 6108/28/2018

R13 It is a curious phenomenon though. They say women fetishize cocks because they don't have any, but a man has his own, so it shouldn't really hold much of an interest.

by Anonymousreply 6208/28/2018

Like the OP, I once hooked up with a guy from work. Cute face, tall and thin. A bit of a jerk. Nobody really liked him but he was really flirty so I went to lunch with him. He suggested we go back to my apartment after lunch (I didn't live too far from the office) so we did and when I pulled down his jeans out flopped this monster. I blurted out 'Hell, I didn't know this model came in white' and he just gave me this goofy grin.

I did my best to get it all in my mouth and then I grabbed a condom and started to put it on him. He said 'I really don't like condoms, they hurt' (duh) so I asked him if he was 'healthy' (this was 1988, I was speaking euphemistically). He said he was, so I applied a ton of lube and tried to get that thing in my ass. It hurt like hell and he wasn't very patient. My BF at the time also had a big dick and my 'technique' was to sit down on it s-l-o-w-l-y until I got comfortable, then go further and further down until he was all in. Office Guy just wanted to slam it in and get going, and the more time I took the more difficulty he had maintaining his erection. Finally we gave up and I jerked him off (two-handed) and we went back to the office.

We never hooked up again. We had a little gym at the office and, if I was working late, he'd sometimes parade past my desk in short shorts, or even just a towel and give me a glimpse, but I just didn't want to try again. Of course I told the other gays at the office about his big dick, but nobody seemed impressed. 'Yeah, it still doesn't make him a nice guy', was the usual reply.

I left that job and less than a year later I opened the Bay Area Reporter to see his obituary. Fucker died of AIDS. I have tried to give him the benefit of the doubt (he didn't know he was HIV+, he didn't come in my ass, etc) but it forever convinced me that men are jerks who just want to get off.

by Anonymousreply 6308/28/2018

Lucky, R63. Glad you're still here.

by Anonymousreply 6408/28/2018

R32 So you meet the hottest guy ever with a great personality, you have amazing sex, and then he admits he is bisexual and his ex was a girl. Grossed out much?

by Anonymousreply 6508/28/2018

I get that DL is supposed to be mindless fun but this is part of the reason that so many gay men are unhappy. I'd take kindness, intelligence and a good sense of humor over ANYTHING physical attribute.

by Anonymousreply 6608/28/2018

A big dick is not the only reason to appreciate a man, but it is one valid reason. There is much to appreciate about a big dick. So, if life serves one up to you, go ahead and be attracted to it. Enjoy it. But don't dis the owner.

by Anonymousreply 6708/28/2018

Big cocks are overrated.

by Anonymousreply 6808/28/2018

[quote] This guy at my work place was constantly hitting on me and asking me out on a date. I evenually gave in and went to dinner. He’s not particularly attractive, quite gawky and goofy. I can’t deny it I was horny so went back to his just to fill a void. I wasn’t expecting much and then it happened. He pulled out the most delicious and smooth cock I’ve probaly ever seen. When he was hard it was a good 9 inches.

That must have been some dinner for the other patrons at the restaurant.

by Anonymousreply 6908/28/2018

R63 You cheated on your bf with a guy you didn't even like and the thought about jerks was a surprise to you?

by Anonymousreply 7008/28/2018

I found out my friend has a huge dick. His dick pics sort of made the rounds after he sent them to a trick who is a friend of a friend. He is a fairly attractive guy, shaved head, deep voice, and nice. Now I find myself looking at his crotch and thinking about him when I jerk off. It just want to try it once.

by Anonymousreply 7108/28/2018

I'll just offer this hilarious porn scene.

by Anonymousreply 7208/28/2018

R66 Hell no I want my sex partners to be able to trigger aesthetic pleasure in addition to everything else.

But as I said above, a big cock isn't practical. I'll always take a medium size over a large one, and both the cock and the guy have to be good looking. Small one is no problem either. I also like perky, energetic cocks, and large ones tend to just hang there.

by Anonymousreply 7308/28/2018

A wise eldersister once warned us as we began our second ill-fated marriage with a gorgeous 9-incher who also liked to fuck fish: "Remember honey, big dick means big trouble"!

by Anonymousreply 7408/28/2018

Smaller cocks tend to shoot sperm further. I've noticed that.

by Anonymousreply 7508/28/2018

I've always kept it in mind that awkwardly skinny dudes often have enormous dicks.

The Dax Shepard syndrome, as I like to call it. Lanky + weirdly angular face = double digit donger.

In my own personal experience, this has been true.

by Anonymousreply 7608/28/2018

[quote]I know it’s only a cock

Bitch, please!

Wars have been waged over cock.

by Anonymousreply 7708/28/2018

"Delicious and smooth" -- it sounds like you're describing Betty Crocker cake batter, not a phallus. All that's missing is the word "moist"

by Anonymousreply 7808/28/2018

Hate those cakes.

Can't people bake their own cakes anymore? Geez.

by Anonymousreply 7908/28/2018

Epitome

by Anonymousreply 8008/28/2018

[quote] You cheated on your bf with a guy you didn't even like and the thought about jerks was a surprise to you?

R70 I'll go one further.

Not only was I cheating on my boyfriend with the Office Guy, I was cheating on my partner with the boyfriend.

Not particularly proud of any of it, but in my defense I will say that all relationships were mutually non-monogamous. But I will say, when it comes to degrees of jerkdom, I think there's a difference between having a little side fling and potentially infecting someone with a deadly disease.

BTW, I ended up leaving the partner for the boyfriend, and then 8 years later the boyfriend left ME for another (karma, party of one).

by Anonymousreply 8108/28/2018

My head is spinning.

by Anonymousreply 8208/28/2018

r78=fish

by Anonymousreply 8308/28/2018

R80, body stubble is not your friend. Also, he has Satan-face.

by Anonymousreply 8408/28/2018

who is that in r80 photo?

by Anonymousreply 8508/28/2018

What on Earth do you need with a 9” cock unless you’re a chick?!! If you’re a dude, you must be really loose.

by Anonymousreply 8608/28/2018

OP is just as shallow and self seeking as the rest of us.

by Anonymousreply 8708/28/2018

Yeah - like a rape fantasy, it’s good to remember what is really pleasurable and fulfilling vs. momentarily exciting. I love a big dick but “dickmatization” is real. It can blind you to a lot of issues in the short term. And in general, picking a partner for purely sexual reasons is a mistake. Long term, personality is what matters.

by Anonymousreply 8808/28/2018

R69: was it that hard to read and comprehend that one paragraph?

by Anonymousreply 8908/28/2018

R65 Yes, total dick-wilter. But it wouldn't get that far; I dont fuck guys who believe they are bi. Not hating, turn them down nicely (I get hit up alot on grinder from bi guys who want to deepthroat my cock). No hate, people like what they like, its just a total turn off. I want a real focused, gay bottom. End of story.

by Anonymousreply 9008/28/2018

‘I didn’t know this model came in white.’ You sir are my new hero. Wish we were friends!

by Anonymousreply 9108/28/2018

Though I don’t enjoy a big cock sexually the symbolism of one is a different story. I have a smallish dick and when I know someone is larger than me (particularly if they’re huge) then I go into subservient mode with them, they’re the boss as they have the huge cock. I’m not talking about the bedroom here I’m talking about the boardroom. There’s no knowledge or intellect I could acquire that would be a match for that big cock. It’s a deserved king maker.

by Anonymousreply 9208/28/2018

[quote]I have a smallish dick

How small is it?

by Anonymousreply 9308/28/2018

It’s 5.3 hard

by Anonymousreply 9408/28/2018

R90 A guy can lie, you know. It's possible to even enter a relationship while believing the lie.

by Anonymousreply 9508/28/2018

R92 You must have a really hard time with female bosses.

by Anonymousreply 9608/28/2018

[quote] I go into subservient mode with them, they’re the boss as they have the huge cock. I’m not talking about the bedroom here I’m talking about the boardroom. There’s no knowledge or intellect I could acquire that would be a match for that big cock. It’s a deserved king maker.

Bow down, you silly silly goose!

by Anonymousreply 9708/28/2018

R44, thoughts and prayers.

by Anonymousreply 9808/28/2018

R95 No shit sherlock. I could have fucked a guy who is married and has 10 kids, your point? Its if I KNOW a guy is interested in women that I am turned off. Sexual attraction is half psychological. I mean there are plenty of guys who are the opposite of me; very turned on by having sex with men who also sleep with women.

However claims I would date a bisexual without knowing isnt really true; unless they are a lying psychopath who pretends to be gay in order to date me; well then there are a million other issues surrounding that person in the first place isnt there?

by Anonymousreply 9908/28/2018

R85, here.

by Anonymousreply 10008/30/2018

I consider myself fascinated by size seeing as I'm small. Often the dick picks are great and you look at them and get that I just want to hook up feeling.

But then you see the face pic...

And no, that doesn't do it for me.

Rather be with a good looking guy with average (perhaps even small) than an ugleh with big cock.

Also, I find shape more appealing. Girth in the right spots is better than a long stick.

by Anonymousreply 10108/30/2018

I honestly don’t care much about looks - all about a nice dick.

by Anonymousreply 10208/30/2018

This reminds me of when I was in college and joined a new circle of friends. They were all twink types (early 20s, toned, stylish, etc.). All except for one guy, who was in his early 30s and was the epitome of an AWG. He also had a boring and dull personality, which stuck out in a group of quick-witted and funny guys. I just couldn't figure it out.

Well, I soon learned why they hung out with him. 1. He had a crazy big dick -- it was so thick you couldn't wrap your hand completely around it. 2. He had fucked (or was currently fucking) all the guys in the group.

by Anonymousreply 10308/31/2018

The face matters the most to me. I’d take a really good looking guy with an average to small cock. Over the ugly guy with the big cock any day.

by Anonymousreply 10408/31/2018

You got it!

by Anonymousreply 10508/31/2018

OP’s hole.

by Anonymousreply 10608/31/2018

R106 Sweet Mary mother of Jeezus!

by Anonymousreply 10709/01/2018

And

by Anonymousreply 10810/03/2018

That way stretched out sphincter in [R106] looks like Audrey II, in “Little Shop of Horrors!”

by Anonymousreply 10910/03/2018

Ahhhh, R106 shows you all your ass could be, if you would only put in the time and effort!

by Anonymousreply 11010/03/2018

Like the stingers in The Strain

by Anonymousreply 11110/03/2018

I LITERALLY and happily fucked a horse hung freaky circus carny. Several times in his mini aluminum caravan in a traveling circus.

by Anonymousreply 11210/03/2018

Wow

by Anonymousreply 11310/03/2018

No more?

by Anonymousreply 11410/10/2018

I don't see you posting anything, r114, either here or in the Hung Nerds thread.

by Anonymousreply 11510/10/2018

I guess baby did cry the day the circus came to town R112

by Anonymousreply 11610/11/2018

Is that Pizza Otter guy gay?

by Anonymousreply 11710/12/2018

Never mind I found him, he's cute but he's an Only Fans whore.

by Anonymousreply 11810/12/2018

So many men. I admit it. Such a size queen

by Anonymousreply 11910/12/2018

Own it, gurl.

by Anonymousreply 12010/12/2018

Ditto

by Anonymousreply 12110/20/2018

I dated a guy with a big dick. That wasn't enough.

by Anonymousreply 12210/20/2018

I like tiny cocks.

by Anonymousreply 12310/20/2018

Usually, guys with huge dicks are huge assholes so I'm glad I'm a top.

by Anonymousreply 12410/20/2018
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