Farewell homosexuality, we seemed to have both enjoyed that

Farewell homosexuality, I have to get a job now. The sex with you was awesome by the way. You looked to be satisfied with me. I don't think I will have the energy to keep being friends with you. Its been fun even though I'm not a natural self-promoter. Well see ya. I'm going to work with straight workmates and if they ask if I'm married I guess I'll say no and not bargain with any "but I want a girlfriend"talk. I guess I can buy a doner kebab for dinner on the way home from work every night and that will be the vicarious dick sucking motion. When I get home I'll have enough energy to eat a bowl of ice-cream and fall asleep in front of the television.