When you were a kid what were you taught to call your penis?

Dinky, dink

Anaconda

Mr peepee

By the Priest?

Wee-wee

Oh, we just said "cock." Very progressively vulgar household.

Tinkler. My anus was my workhole, since taking a dump was "doing your work." "Work" was also the word for shit, as in, "look out, there's a pile of dog work on the sidewalk."

^^^it must have been confusing every day when your father went to work.

Number 2: It was called "business."

My bathroom.

Ok the question is what you were taught to call your dick.

My 'wee man'. And it was.

Penis and at times dick.

Dinky-doo.

Willie

Peepee

Penis

We just said “private areas,” if such needed to be mentioned, which was almost never. In my day, these things were simply not discussed and I’m taken aback that they are referred to so openly today. It’s obscene. Just say “Where is the restroom” or “powder room” if you need to ask. There is no need to discuss it beyond that. It’s very vulgar and bespeaks a lack of breeding.

^^^ Could you please direct me to the nearest public convenience?

Weiner

It was always referred to as “the squishy parts.”

Oh my God. Could you imagine the prissy sex one would have with R18? I imagine doilies and gloves would be involved.

My cousin's wife taught her kids to call them "disgusting parts."

My family called it penis but the kids in my neighborhood called in their "dink"

That cock

Peanut

Tallywhacker.

Prissy sex? No, but people make it so vulgar. In my day, you’d see a gentleman you liked, ask if he had a match, and then perhaps if he’d like to take a walk. Then you’d go behind a hedge and have your fun.

Women of today are another matter. Very sexually aggressive and unladylike. In my day, women were often so beautiful and well-made-up that they could sometimes lure a homosexual over the line into a heterosexual dalliance! That changed around 1980 or so.

I apologize, R18. I misread you for the type of stuffed shirt I normally find myself frustrated by. You may have carnal relations with me behind a bush anytime.

Some like an un made up woman

[quote] It’s very vulgar and bespeaks a lack of breeding.

And with this single quote we can tell that R18 grew up in at best, a lower middle class household and still suffers from class anxiety.

[quote] My anus was my workhole

Some things never change.

Pee peer. Well I guess if we spelled it correctly it was pee-pee-er.

R18

Bits and Pieces

One-eyed Willy

We called it a doodle in our house. I know someone who was raised calling it a personal, or Percy for short which always makes me laugh.

Third leg

I was raised as a Baptist, we did not have penises

[quote]My mother called it a winky.

Your mother had a penis?

The twin 6-year-old boys across the street call them their "tenders." I asked their parents why, and they said they didn't know, but thought it was a nicer word than a lot of alternatives, so they weren't going to interfere.

My special purpose.

My eternal shame.

My birdie.

My best friend

Clark

[quote]The twin 6-year-old boys across the street call them their "tenders."

Chicken tenders! Yum!

If I had kids I'd teach them to call it toy.

DINKERDONKER!

The Big One.

Tooty wooty

Does anyone know what they call it in China? Possibly Ding, Dong or Wang?

Whangdoodle.

Johnson

Tossy.

Naughty bits

wiggly iggly

Dink, for both the male and female genitals.

Although we pretty much weren't allowed to refer to it at all, basically.

Mickey

R37, excuse me—I have to go point Percy at the porcelain.

Privates

If junk is family jewels surely the penis is called Jules.

"Pete 'n Gladys"...for the male and female parts. Grew up in the early '60s. It was a TV sitcom starring Henry Morgan and Cara Williams.

Why would your parents refer to your private areas using these cutesy names? It’s obscene and I’m rather scandalized by some of these comments!

Ding a ling

One-Eyed Wonder Worm

That thing, but bigger than your father's

Business

Frank & Beans

Pecker

For R27

Mah li'l ladystick.

Ding-dong

[quote] It was a TV sitcom starring Henry Morgan and Cara Williams.

HARRY Morgan, not Henry. It was an unsuccessful spinoff of "December Bride."

I was taught to call it my Man Shaft.

Dinkums.

Daddy's favorite snack.

I forgot, we also started calling everyone's genitals their downbits as we got older.

Todger

Another tallywhacker here.

Ding-a-ling

Lolololololololololol!

Loving this thread

peepee and penis

Fag whistle

My little moneymaker.

My peepee when I was very little, and my penis once I started school or thereabouts. Born 1968.

Whacker

Momma's Lollipop