Ryan Lochte’s Beauty Has Faded.

Former glory.

And he is Instagramming his way into lengthy suspensions.

I’d still milk him dry every chance I got.

Jeah!

The photo in the OP is from his bachelor party, where I think r3 might have gotten a legitimate shot.

He spent 12k on alcohol.

He looks much better in this press conference.

J’aaaaaaa!

R4 beatbme to it.

Boozehound and pussyhound.

"Kayla Rae."

Now THAT'S a trashy girl's name if I ever heard one.

Still fuckable.

He looks like a cross between David Cameron and Matthew McConaughey.

King of all Douchebags

We'll always have this masterpiece.

^ And that wasn’t even Lochte at his dumbest!

“I’m a man at night and I’m a man in the morning.”

At least he has a college degree. Many Dataloungers barely got through high school, as evidenced by the atrocious grammar they use on this site.

[quote] At least he has a college degree.

Proof that they're now about as worthful as the Venezuelan bolivar.

He has no ass whatsoever. You could iron clothes on it.

Pulling of a flawless transition from unapproachable, good looking to stud emeritus.

[quote]At least he has a college degree.

Trump University doesn't count.

I'd still fuck him.

Aging like a Slav. Terrible.

It happens.

Still pretty hot.

once.

Math genius.

Stupid Q: "How does being dad compare to winning a gold medal"

Dumber answer: "Being a dad is 10 times better. I could win 80 million gold medals and it wouldn't compare."

I wonder whose kid will turn out dumber...Ryan's or Lucky Blue Smith's.

His publicist should make him use a flip phone and take over all his social media.

I like em pretty and dumb. He's still cute.

He's always had a crappy stomach.

he's no stranger to the homosex where the man goes up inside the other man

His Cubanness is starting to be more evident.

It's no joke that he is real dumb. His Cuban mother spoke spanish to him growing up, but he can't even say, "hola."

Do you have any current dic pics or Ryan or really anyone ??

OMG that was a fast burn.

He totally looks like an aging Slav.

I couldn't count how many times I've rubbed one out to him. So fucking hot in those speedos.

R37, that pic at r25 in particular? Any others you used a lot?

He's still attractive, but he's got the generic look of the guy who has had kids. He looks tired. Give up making the hand signals and concede defeat. Next thing you know, he'll be singing "Born to Be Wild," in a mini-van.

I don't like swimmer's body. As someone remarked above, they tend to lack ass.

i'd fuck him raw with my dick of death and splooge all over that dumb coyote face

Good lord in heaven!

That minivan scenario from r39 is fast on the horizon.

He should show his fans some respect and retire like Garbo.

At least she had glamour. He had only youth and exquisite beauty. Nothing more.

Exquisite beauty? Never.

He had exquisite moments. Usually in the speedo.

And when he wasn’t talking.

DAYUM! The boy was really packing some heat in that image at R25. Looks like he stuffed his speedo with a beach towel.

People, please do not post images that download automatically.

he would make a perfect fire island bottom

His package in the R25 image has been photoshopped to hell and back. This is the real thing.

When you post an image, how can you tell if it will be an automatic download? I only post and read from my phone, so I may not have the same issues as a laptop or desktop user.

You can't until the download frame pops up.

R50 i'm laughing

He looks stupendously knock knee'd. Not hot.

My ex was a collegiate swimmer, beautiful torso, back, nice toned arms and an ass like a duck. I tried to make the best of it but that ass I do not miss.

He has great features, and has and will continue to age well...

what is with that white douche gang sin in OP's pic?

Goes with the territory, R57. Just be glad he's not sticking his tongue out.

Hi Kayla Rae/r56!

For r57 - explanation of the “hang loose” sign.

Still douchey.

It was caused by swimming in all that urine he admitted peeing into the pool.

It pains me that I think he could even make the bleached blond look work.

Kayla Rae looks like Princess Beatrice. An underbite can make the most beautiful people homely. She should really consider getting work done on her jaw.

Dude I recommend Pearl Cream my oriental secret to ageless beauty

Headed to rehab for alcoholism. Sad.

Damn, I was hoping to get him drunk enough to fuck.

Yeah he's stupid, now that that's said, I'm off to ask my mommy for a sawbuck

The debacle in Rio should have been the tip-off.

I wonder how he can get blackout drunk and still be world class in his field?

By comparison, Michael "special needs" Phelps is looking pretty hot right now.

What's Michael Phelps up to? Has he been seen?

Lead Swimhunk understudy Nathan Adrian is reporting for duty.

Solid.

[quote] At least he has a college degree. Many Dataloungers barely got through high school, as evidenced by the atrocious grammar they use on this site.

Hisssssss away, Mary Eldergay.

R50, he was in the pool!!!...

Tiny peen plus his ass is like an ironing board.

He can still fuck me....call me Ryan!

Ryan Lochte has clearly been spinning out of control because after his drunken door kicking incident on the West Coast, he caused a bad car crash on the East Coast the very same day ... TMZ Sports has learned.

Lochte was driving in Gainesville, FL Thursday at around 9:45 PM when he rear ended a car.

Lochte had just landed in Gainsville after flying from Orange County, CA, where he drunkenly kicked in his hotel room door at around 3 AM. Cops were called, came to the hotel but no arrests were made. Lochte settled up with the hotel and smoothed things over.

As for the car crash, according to the police report, Lochte was driving his Porsche to his home when he realized he was about to hit the car in front of him and slammed on his brakes at the last minute ... to no avail.

The driver of the car Lochte hit was taken by ambulance to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. Lochte was okay and cited for "careless driving." There's no mention of alcohol in the police report.

His idiocy aside, he looks good enough for all normal perverse purposes.

Omg! He looks like a daddy now. But only 34? That's bad even for white people.

I thought his Cuban side would help him age well.

Why are so dramatic, OP? You'd still drop to your knees faster than he could say hi.

He looks terrible in that People magazine pic above. Did they Photoshop him to look more pasty and white than he is?

Do they intentionally crop those speedo pictures to just above the bulge? It's annoying.

R83 Yes and if you watch the Olympic diving or swimming competitions the camera rarely goes below the top of the swimsuit.

His “heat” is all ball sac. No meat.

Here's an older photo of Ryan with his parents.

I had a feeling this would be his path after swimming..

R86 - Aww. He was a cutie, esp with those curls.

He still looks nice.

His hair looks like a wig in r86. Is his baby retarded, too?