Objects on Omarosa's desk

The Art of War, Confederacy of Dunces, How to make friends and Influence people, Mien Kampf, and a switchblade.

Just the usual pens.

The 1 Gallon Economy Size of White Women's Tears.

Spy Penis telling the truth about Sean "Tiny" Spicer

A tiny flask of "perfume"

Hemlock.

Robert Mueller's business card.

It’s a cookbook!

A ripped up NDA, with smudges of chicken grease from Donald's fat fingers.

R1 Don’t forget Machiavelli’s “The Prince.”

A video that constantly loops: 'DON'T FUCK WITH ME FELLAS! This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

The Ruby Slippers

Eye of newt, and toe of frog....

A glass of curdled orange Tang with a tarnished silver spoon in it.

A collection of Voodoo dolls. Each day she rotates them and sticks tacks into a different one.

A flat iron that is easily weaponized.

Photo of cheetolini

That whistle she's been blowing lately.

The One Ring

Also, R19, an easy-to-open brooch which, in fact, contains a live black widow spider.

Her blacklist: with only Trumps on it

The knife she pulled out of Trump’s back.

A framed copy of Barack Obama's authenticated birth certificate.

Melania Trump's Guide to Scissoring for Whoresbians

A can of Whoop Ass,

A Borgia poison ring

A dog-eared copy of the 1984 issue of Hustler featuring a compromised Miss America.

A heaping dish of Revenge; made on December 13, 2017, but being served cold.

A mirror.

Julius Caesar knife set

Her kneepads, from all that bowing before Trump.

A Holy Bible in mint, never opened condition,

Trump atrophied balls.

What looks to be a copy of Ivanka's book "Women Who Work", but is actually just the dust jacket wrapped around this romance novel:

DJTs balls in a vise.

A titanium snowglobe containing Roger Stone's cellphone number

Photos from the Apprentuce with Donald Trump’s head cut out of them.

A painting that ages backwards.

A faded, old photo of Omarosa’s grandfather with Frederick Trump. It was all an elaborate revenge plot to avenge him.

A crinkled up picture of Michael Clarke Duncan she cut out of a magazine and stuck in a cheap frame from Hobby Lobby.

A Trump bobble head, sans the head.

Two Corinthians, dicks akimbo and at the ready.

Because a woman needs relief.

Employment Want Ads.

From outside the US.

A portrait of Hillary.

Her doll collection

A box of rat poison and a box of skinny n sweet.

R31 Fixed it for you: Her kneepads, from blowing Trump.

R46 Omarosa’s coffee is to die for

A tiny penis of polished obsidian

An unopened package of wet-naps

A copy of Her (should have been) bestselling book, The Bitch Switch: Knowing When to Turn it On and Off.

A copy of Tough Choices, a glass of champagne, and her two feet.

A 24-karat gold plated box full of receipts, bitches.

wonder woman bracletts

Pickled hummingbird tongue, for snacking (with or without brie).

Bump