Having dinner at the Black Bass Hotel tonight.

You should use some of your money to learn the difference between jealous and envious.

If you don’t have a dime to do anything other than troll on your mother’s computer you should know that ‘Jealous, Bitches’ is a DL tradition.

I love r1

R3, you ARE R1!

Must be nice to have a john that treats you well.

It's where the ultra-elite of Lumberville PA dine in style.

Hopefully it’s not one of those places with faux wood paneling and tacky round mirrors hanging on the wall.

I'm just sorry that you have to be in Pennsylvania.

Is Lumberville just upriver from Iverstown?

How funny. I'm a server at the Black Bass Hotel.

I hope the food is better than the decor.

Get yo nasty black bass outta here!

With all the exurban couples from Bucks County out for a romantic fancy dinner.

I'm having Lobster Tail at Long John Silver Tonight, jealous, bitches. You can't afford my life style.

Is OP the only "jealous bitches" person who inserts this stuff here? God, I hope so. Zero would be preferable but more than one of these odd individuals is intolerable. Who are they? Why do they put stuff like this here? Puzzled and perplexed, yes. Jealous, NO.

r1 is hilarious.

I live just a tad up the river road from there, OP; I'd join you, but I have another date in Philly! Bon appetite!

"appetit," of course!

OP here!

So kids. I’d just like to point out that this La Brea Tar Pits of a website is particularly unforgiving. Many forget the mantra of pointless bitchery when they fume at the likes of Little Me, simply celebrating my upcoming Saturday night..

To the purported waitstaff ready to spit/piss/cum in my soup: I’m friends with the owner. She’d be more than happy to be rid of you. And she’ll piss in your mouth.

To the jealous bitches troll: it wasn’t even in my topic, but as part of the response. It’s been a ‘thing’ forever, so fuck off.

To the faux beams and mirror poster. The Black Bass Hotel has been around since 1768 you ignorant little cunt. Your little faux-Hoe-So-Whut-Butt can go scratch.

To the general ‘Pennsylvania-oh-My-GOD how could you’ folks from wherever, please remember. You don’t see the money from the exits and the airport.

You all have fun doctoring up your ramen before seeing if the DJ will play your tunes later tonight in that sweet little discotheque of which you are habitués.

R1 here - first, I'm not R3. Second, oh I got it, sweetheart, it's just stupid and shows that (alleged) money doesn't equal intellect.

R1, they all said they loved you. But hey, you’ve been there many times and you always go to sleep alone.

My intellect? Mensa baby!

Where the fuck is this place? New Hope? PA?

R19, So we are commenting on the restaurant's design by a 1768 gay interior designer? Are you comfortable dining in a place done by a colonist that avoided fighting in the war, and did a horrible interior design job?

I prefer the Great Northern. Still trying to get my hands on that drawer pull.

R19/OP, what will Joel be wearing to this dinner?

I have to admit that my thread wasn’t cunning enough to garner responses from the truly clever. Well, there you have it. Getting a massage now, and then dressed and off to dinner.

Have a great Sunday afternoon all you under loved, under employed, and over fed.

This is such a beautiful area to drive around.

Dear Opie is so Sassy at r19.

OP sounds like a living tragedy.

The Black Bass has been around forever. My parents used to go there for special occasions. And they got divorced in 1976! Seriously.

Try The Swan in Lambertville. That where I would go for drinks in college when I wanted to feel sophisticated.

I have to laugh. I read the title and thought... you cannot be talking about the Black Bass in Lumberville in the middle of nowhere. But you were.

Whoever thisOP guy is, he needs psychiatric care. OP is a worthless, less than ordinary scumbag. I don't think you have any fucking idea you are on planet Earth you incredibly stupid turd. Why don't you plant trees, give to organizations that are trying to clean up the garbage patches in the oceans or save endangered animal species? You are completely useless--let that thought sear into your pea-brain. As long as you keep insulting and berating you will get insults back. I don't care if your silly "jealous bitches" game is a "thing", it's a bad thing and shows your true colors of childishness and narcissism. Just keep insulting bitch, we'll see who gets tired first.

Why not just go to the Raven?

Or drive 30 minutes to a city with a gayborhood and great restaurants? I don’t get why Philly suburbanites don’t appreciate the city.

[quote]To the general ‘Pennsylvania-oh-My-GOD how could you’ folks from wherever, please remember. You don’t see the money from the exits and the airport.

We see all the bigoted Trump lovers in your state which voted for him in 2016. So do not expect any envy from anyone on this site. But you probably are proud of your Trump-loving shithole of a state aren't you OP?

[quote]Is Lumberville just upriver from Iverstown?

Well people say it's closer to Pixley, but I contend it's actually closer to Hooterville!

You will not top this gastronomical achievement OP !!! As high brow as you come across nothing tops this !!!

I've never suffered from envy or jealousy, OP..I guess that's why my station is so low.

Have a great time.

meh

And the Ptomaine Award goes to the richly deserving OP.

R1, nice to have someone else fighting the envious/jealous battle. Though perhaps we should tread softly, since OP doesn't have anything in his life other than ill-conceived DL "traditions" and tacky eateries.

"Living tragedy"

R29, after "dining" at that dump he'll be a dead tragedy.

By this time tomorrow, it will all just be turds floating in the toilet.

OP: I debuted at the Philadelphia Assembly Ball.

OP - Jealous Bitches? is a DL tradition. Do you want to hear another one? Pointing out the OP doesn't know the difference between jealousy and envy.

Let me point out the obvious - the jealousy vs. envy reply is another example of pointless bitchery.

I looked at the menu. Credit to them having a great vegan entree.

Pointing out incorrect usage is not pointless bitchery.

R45 - what's the point?

The signature dish is Charleston Meeting Street Crab. Whoever heard of ordering crab in Pennsylvania?

I can't believe this got to 48 replies, including mine now. It needs to die a well deserved death...

R42, just about now...

It takes longer than 30 minutes to get to downtown Philly.

Bless your heart, OP.

You think we care.

Well, bitches, while you were scarfing down White Castle, I was dining on filet mingon!

Ugh, spare me r52, I'm vegetarian and glad of it.

R47 - lots of people Have a look at a map.

Well, it's all shit under the bridge now.

R47? Do you think they might have seafood on menus in, say, Las Vegas? So yes, in Pennsylvania, home to rivers and the width of NJ from the sea. Dope.

R55, and it sure stunk when it drifted past our town.

[quote]Whoever heard of ordering crab in Pennsylvania?

Everyone.

DON'T EAT THERE. They have slime in the ice machine.

I prefer Baltimore crabs.