Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's toxic divorce could last LONGER than their marriage

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So this is all these flakes are famous for?

She still loves him? Messy.

Honey OP you didn't need to paste the article text. Sheesh!

Pitt and Jolie are both gay not bisexual, straight, asexual, fluid, ...

R11, are you implying that Brad is a “TINYMEAT homosexual”?

Do you think they told each other they are gay or did they sell themselves as hip bisexuals?

R12 Yes he is

R13 It was a beard/merkin relationship

Is Brad a coward?

R16 I would say yes

Thank you.

Did we decide whether she’s got Borderline Personality Disorder? My guess is yes. And he’s not a terrible person or a bad father, but he is kinda dumb. I think she must feel terribly insecure because she knows she may never find another hot guy again or even be in another LTR, whereas Brad is past his prime but will always be able to find hot women decades younger than himself. That’s got to suck.

The tabloids acting like 5 million is a lot in the context of that family is silly.

Wonder what the kids think? Zahara looks like the smartest one, from pictures at least. Maybe she’ll write a tell all one day. The oldest one is probably counting the days until he can leave that family circus and go to college or whatever. It’s probably going to be a strange identity crisis for the adopted ones once they’re out on their own because without the context of their famous parents they won’t be recognizable to most ppl. Poor Shiloh will be hounded by the paparazzi for ages.

WTF are you talking about? Angelina could still get any guy she wanted. She needs to find someone with money, prestige, and a good education. Someone who she would meet doing her humanitarian work. I am not really a fan of hers but your statement is just stupid. Brad looks like shit and he is the laughing stock of New Orleans because all the eco-modern homes he had built are falling apart.

[quote] And he’s not a terrible person or a bad father, but he is kinda dumb.

Is he a plastic surgery though?

She’s 43 and literally has half a dozen kids. She’s struggled with anorexia and is obviously high maintenance. I didn’t mean to imply that she’ll never find a man who’ll want to fuck her or have a fling with her and live it up for awhile but I don’t see her easily finding a good long term partner.

Then again, she’s always been pretty crazy so maybe she’ll just go back to BillyBob and get another vial of his blood to wear as a necklace.

R7, what school days are you talking about? These kids have never gone to school.

Its selfish of both both parents if the kids were homeschooled all their lives. Based on what need? They aren't fundies and they aren't 18th Century aristocrats. They are rich actors who have a lot of power over scheduling and the kids could have been enrolled in 1 city in 1 school, and that's that. Such as Los Angeles or their briefly beloved New Orleans. Or even a Swiss boarding school for chrissakes. Swiss boarding schools take them from kindergarten on.

Brad Pitt is a plastic surgery

"Angelina could still get any guy she wanted."

No, honey. Like every divorced person ever she'll want her next spouse to be an upgrade, and anyone who's wealthier, more famous, and more respected than Pitt can get a woman who's healthy, sane, fertile, and not given to ugly public tactics during divorces.

And that's without mentioning the six unsocialized children!

People with that many kids should work hard to stay together as who wants to date someone with six kids?

It hasn't stopped Jon Gosselin.

R20 No one half normal would want Angie's messy drama and her 6 clingons. Except many a woman who's already kind of cray cray like Rosie or Anne Heche or Portia.

Well, why wouldn’t she still love him? I’m pretty certain he still loves her, too. They were together for what, 12, 13 year or something? That’s a pretty long union by Hollywood standards. They appeared to only be with each other, and their children, unless they were filming, attending some film premiere or a related event such as an awards ceremony /party.

They have raised 6 kids together. Of course they still love each other. That’s why this whole thing has become so vicious and nasty. Only people who were and are still in love with each other break up this way.

It would be ideal if both of them could work on their issues regarding themselves, and their marriage, and stay together.

Quite frankly, I’m not sure that anyone would want to start a new relationship with either of these people. That’s obviously not a reason to work it out, but there are plenty of good, solid reasons as to why they should at least consider it.

My take: she's nuts and dangerously unhinged. He's dumb but not crazy, except for taking up with her.

Those kids...well, good luck! It's like Madonna's brood. When your mother is a narcissist you'll be:

1. first an accessory;

2. next, pitted against your dad;

3. finally, will eventually suffer the increasingly domineering ways of your demanding mother as her career and beauty fade.

Angelina's kids are now at stage 2.

Pitt cant be that dumb - he started that production company!

[quote] Pitt cant be that dumb - he started that production company!

He’s into architecture too!

How many actors have production companies?

I wonder what happened to their joint wine venture, the mediocre, overpriced Miraval. They probably farmed it out to a third party. It's still in wine stores.

What happened to the Jolie-Pitt Foundation?

I had the Miraval Rose . It was good.

Oh, this is so delicious, it must be fattening!!

Why can’t Brad have this bitch “suicided” and be done with it

"Of course they still love each other. That’s why this whole thing has become so vicious and nasty. Only people who were and are still in love with each other break up this way."

Oh for Chrissakes. Read up on Borderline Personality Disorder and get back to us.

Or just take your head out of those Harlequin Romances and look at how relationships work in the real world.