Madonna turns 60

Power on keep on truckin'.

I don't see cake on her head.

I loved her first 3 albums, she lost me in the early 90's with the SEX book

She may be out in the cold and culturally irrelevant now, but like Cher, she’ll come back into fashion when she’s 80.

Cultural note: Her Latino thug lovers for the revival haven’t even been born yet.

Madonna is often portrayed as a stuck-up, humorless bitch who takes herself too seriously, but her Instagram makes me rethink that. There's no way she's not taking the piss when she shares those hideous pics of herself looking like a psychotic bag lady. And that photo mosaic of Rocco composed of pictures of herself... she HAS to be in on the joke.

Logo is playing her music videos for four hours, for a second I thought she had died.

First time watching her “like a prayer” video and she looked like Elaine Benes from Seinfeld

in the “ open your heart” video madonna and that little kid she is dancing with were both adorable and now yikes they both are scary , time is a bitch.

It's my birthday too, yay! I'm 31.

60! Holy fuck.

She's one of the only music juggernauts who made it through and didn't die.

She outlasts Prince and MJ, both would have been 60 this year too

R10 like Prince and MJ her music took a dramatic turn for the worse in the 90’s-00’s “music” and “take a bow” were good though.

R11 She peaked with Vogue imo

She’s in Marrakech for birthday.

Since she's churning out a new album this year, I kind of expected her to release a 'surprise' single or something today. You know, one-up Beyonce in the 'surprise drop' department by leveraging your 60th birthday.

Scary pix, Miss OP.

Cher is 72, R3.

At 60 she won’t be getting anymore young fans

R14 At that age she should be putting out album of standards like most of the them.

Who?

Happy birthday, r8!

Who’d have thought that only Madonna would make it 60 between her, MJ and Prince as r10 mentioned?

60 and still trying to make teeth grills happen.

Happy birthday Grandmadonna!

I'm not surprised, R20. One thing that always struck me about her is what a control freak she is and how important being in control is to her image. I can't see her taking the risk of doing drugs. Michael Jackson was always a train wreck--the only question was where and when the wreck would come. Prince hid his addictions better but in his later years the usage showed. I never saw either of those 2 guys living to a ripe old age.

The Times had a glowing retrospective on her today. They love her. I just wish she would've aged gracefully, it's not too late to remove those chicken cutlets.

Happy BIrthday you old CUNT!

Wonder what 60 year old cunt feels like.

r26, Yeah...I don't.

Well, it’s interesting that she won’t age gracefully. I used to hate it, loving her so in the 80s/90s, but I’ve accepted it. She’s nuts.

There was a brief period, when she was married to Guy Ritchie, that she appeared more sophisticated and age-appropriate, like the Lady of the Manor. Pity she didn't remain that way.

She's ONLY 60 ?

🙊 There MUST be a mistake !

Some great photos in that issue.

Interesting that the tag line on the magazine cover reads: "Madonna. Reinvented for the very last time."

Sure, she's a bitch, but respect to that bitch! Happy Birthday, M!

Bitch, I'm gonna steal your news day!

Who?

She's barely making any waves on social media. It must be killing her. She paid for coverage and she's getting a like 60-100 responses. lol. If this was the 2000s, it would have been a big deal. She really lost her spark in the 2010. She hasn't had a hit this decade anywhere. She doesn't know what to do with herself now. Now Aretha croaked on her birthday. Will she show her puss on Instagram to steal her thunder?

I bet you anything she'll release a video of herself singing an Aretha song in tribute.

Meanwhile another Queen dies 😭😭

No one wants to see sagging beef curtains, so I hope she doesn't show them.

She puts the sex in sexagenarian!

Its Ok Madonna

Age is just a number!

The last place in the world I would want to celebrate my 60th birthday in August would be in Marrakesh.

Man, she's ruined her face.

Any indication she might be older than her given age? I ve always thought she shaved off the usual show biz 5 years

[quote] She's barely making any waves on social media.

#MadonnaAt60 was trending on UK Twitter earlier today. How many 60-year-old pop stars trend?

Madonna won’t be making waves again on social Media until she drops dead, will social Media even be a thing then?

R20 Thanks. I feel old though, lol.

Today she shared her Met Gala performance from earlier this year. "Beautiful Game" sounds promising.

Happy Birthday to the pop icon. She appears healthy and happy, she deserves it.

Does she have a 20something boyfriend these days? She used to make sure to be “secretly” photographed being kissed by a hot young thing. Does she still do that or has even she gotten bored with that?

R49 Do women even have sex after 60 ?

Of course they do!

R24 funny, I had the impression that the Times usually hates her.

Scary.

Barf.

Says she survived... and Aretha didn't.

[quote][R49] Do women even have sex after 60 ?

If the guy doesn't mind having sex with sandpaper.

R56 You mean like your hairy hole ?

Since she’s been off the radar for a few months, people are able to fondly remember the fun, cool Madonna from the 80s.

Soon she’ll be promoting her new project and do interviews where she reminds us all of how petty and nasty and immature she’s become.

R53 R54 Awful angles...someone needs to show how to take proper Instagram pics

She hasn't been the Queen of Pop in 30 years.

R60 Then why Madonna still comes up when you google ‘queen of pop’

[quote][R56] You mean like your hairy hole ?

Unlike Madonna, having sex with me isn't like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

R63 I bet she has more sex than you, and with younger guys too

[quote][R60] Then why Madonna still comes up when you google ‘queen of pop’

Because no one is dumb enough to use that. She was given it as a contrast to Michael Jackson back in the 80s. It was an 80s thing. Her birthday barely made a dent on social media in terms of response. No one cares, and this was before Aretha's death announcement. Madonna had a career revival in the 2000s thanks to her moving to Britain and marrying a Brit. She hasn't had a hit this decade and has been clutching for relevancy ever since. She was washed up in the 90s, although she arguably showed some genuine promise artistic-wise during that decade. No one is interested in her now, not even Europe. She's buying up kids left and right for love and hacking away at her face. It's sad, but whatever. Her celebrating her birthday in Marrakesh (and misspelling it) is hilarious because she's truly turned into Edina Monsoon (think the "Morocco" episode of Ab Fab).

[quote][R63] I bet she has more sex than you, and with younger guys too

And paying for it.

So young

[quote]She hasn't been the Queen of Pop in 30 years.

Her sales, revenue, and net worth disagree with that statement.

So hairy.

Poor Jabs is going insane today.

Poor Vadgebot is all over this thread trying to generate interest.

How many pop stars trend at 60? Try 72, bitch.

Yeah, makes total sense R71 considering how many posts Jabs has made.

60 is the new 30

Sociopathy doesn’t age well.

Happy Birthday material hag!

Tomorrow is Belinda Carlisle's 60th birthday. One of you bitches need to start a thread on that.

"Wonder what 60 year old cunt feels like."

Because you can't remember what you felt like when you were 60?

[quote] #MadonnaAt60 was trending on UK Twitter earlier today. How many 60-year-old pop stars trend?

#MadonnaatDeathsDoor was also trending today! How many pop stars at death's door trend? Obviously she's STILL got it!

There are plenty of female entertainers older than Madge who are still considered attractive and act slinky. Jessica Lange for example. They don't act like an embarrassing mess like Madonna does though. It's bizarre that someone who was so renowned for being able to reinvent herself can't reinvent herself as a 60 year old.

Instagram photo she posted later this evening after she doffed the makeup, wigs, and jewelry:

R79 lol shut it mary lange is just as scary looking

Yes, aging really hit her hard, mentally and physically, but at least she was gorgeous, massively successful, and had an amazing life. More than most of us can say.

I love Madonna but I just looked at her Instagram and she has been counting down to her birthday for the past week like she's still a teenager. Cringe.

R83 when you reach a certain age... I don't see anything wrong with celebrating the ones you have left!!!

R83 60 is a big deal

"Man, she's ruined her face."

Not when you imagine the alternative.

[quote]Awful angles...someone needs to show how to take proper Instagram pics

I can show her!

She's surely well off enough to get a condo in Florida and learn new skills like shuffleboard.

Lady Madonna's Instagram pix to celebrate her 60th:

I've said it here before, and I'll say it again: She does this shit ON PURPOSE!

R89 everything she does still gets attention, and that is all she really wanted. Music was just a bonus

Well, I guess this is the day for this video.

Happy Birthday Madonna!

You got me through some rough times

Her personality traits are the personality traits of a classic "Leo" (Astrology, kids).

aka, "I'll kick your asses, and you'll love it and beg for more."

I've never seen 'Deeper and Deeper' live! She's terrific.

Anderson has been sporting wood all day in celebration of The Queen. Check out his IG.

Angela Bassett also turns 60 today.

I thought she was already in her 60s??

No ome has aged as quickly as she has.

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Who is she? I don't know her.

She graduated from Adams high in 76.

Will someone PLEASE hide Barbra? Vadge is clearly sucking the life force out of the old divas to preserve her mockery of “youth.”

Same with Diana and Cher, get them in a bunker before they end up like Re!

At least Vadge doesn't give away kids like Janet.

Looks like bought a bunch of shit at Hobby Lobby and hot glued herself a hat.

Gays are so wrapped up into this woman and her bullshit. R4.....“Celebrating Berber. Culture!” instagram— on the night before her birthday, culture appropriation ( gays don't care about that, it's about being BITCHY and FAAAABULOOUS) but she also misidentifies the local Amazigh culture on numerous occasions, calling it "Berber".

Oh wait you're white so you don't care. Well I'll let you get back to you sycophantic Madonna pussy licking session.

Mystical walk thru the desert. WTF ?

I’m 60, bitch.

She is with Debi Mazar in Morocco. I follow Debi on Instagram, somehow they have managed to stay friends for almost 40 years. That is saying something.

she did not bother to make one lousy comment in her twitter or twatter or whatever about Aretha dying. all i saw were endless count downs to her fucking birthday.

she looks like an idiot and needs to get over her self.

You can’t understand why Debi Mazar would bend over backwards and move mountains in order to remain in the good graces of a filthy rich international celebrity? Really?

Exactly, R109. Just like how someone would continue to stand by and show admiration and respect for their Pedo brother.

I love the screeching about how she didn't spend her birthday acknowledging Aretha's death. And yet you know this same person would be screeching if she had that she was just trying to use Aretha for attention on her birthday. lol.

Has she forgiven me for standing her up at the prom?

Debi doesn't appear to be a shrinking violet and has known her before her fame. I am betting they are just friends. Sure there is probably some allowances considering who Madge is, can't say I wouldn't do the same to be in that orbit. Plus she isn't competing with her, I think that's why she and Sandra B aren't friends, it got competitive.

[quote]I think that's why she and Sandra B aren't friends, it got competitive.

Did it get competitive or did Madonna just steal a song from Sandra?

Madonna will find the biggest audience before she shares her thoughts about her “dear friend” Aretha. She’s not gonna blow her wad for a few thousand people on social media.

She may even warble a few bars of Respect. Ha!

Is Ingrid still friends with Madonna? I thought Sandra B wasn’t friends with Madonna anymore because Madonna stole Ingrid away from her waay back in the 90’s. Remember?

All my musician friends dislike her greatly, but I'm still a fan of her early stuff. (it reminds me of when I met my husband ).

Vogue was some nice high-toned trash, La Isla Bonita, a nice rip-off, and there are other morsels I have also enjoyed. and she is one hell of a business leader.

So Happy Birthday to the Mad one. She was very wise to have children, but the Papa Don't Preach vid encouraging unmarried, poor girls to have babies was nasty and cruel.

Did I say Happy Birthday?

So does her gaping gash stink?

[quote] Exactly, [R109]. Just like how someone would continue to stand by and show admiration and respect for their Pedo brother.

Would you shut up about Nicki Minaj already?! Yeesh.

[quote]Mystical walk thru the desert. WTF ?

And here I thought she lost her mind when she signup with an anti-gay cult that preys on cancer patients and gives out tainted water. Claiming that she has it harder that black people because of ageism was just the tip of the iceberg apparently. The woman is off her rocker. She’s basically white trash with little education and money. She’s Roseanne. The people around her made her and she eventually bought into her own hype.

[quote]Mystical walk thru the desert. WTF ?

And here I thought she lost her mind when she signed up with an anti-gay cult that preys on cancer patients and gives out tainted water. Claiming that she has it harder than black people due to ageism was just the tip of the iceberg apparently. The woman is off her rocker. She’s basically white trash with little education and whole lotta money. She’s Roseanne. The people around her made her and she eventually bought into her own hype.

Debi is the only friend left. Madonna has left more broken relationships and collaboraters in her wake. Like all good sociopaths, she uses people and moves on. Sadly, it's a big giveaway how much a gay likes her (her not her music). Those who find her beyond reproach are usually a little sociopathic themselves. RED FLAG!

Maybe she’s just not a big fan of Aretha

Who the fuck is Debi ?

R123 she doesn’t bs, like most who suddenly are pretending they liked Aretha cause she hit the bucket.

And looks 70

What is trying to do now, look like a 15 year old rapper? Madonna is OLD. Will she ever face that reality? I doubt it. Cher is the same way. They absolutely cannot accept what they are: old women.

R126 She doesn’t

R69 looks like she's literally doing a mash up with Cousin Itt.

[quote] What is trying to do now, look like a 15 year old rapper? Madonna is OLD. Will she ever face that reality? I doubt it. Cher is the same way. They absolutely cannot accept what they are: old women.

Cher calls herself an old lady and announces her age all the time. She says she’s older than dirt. She makes fun of herself. Madonna has absolutely no sense of humor. She lives in a bubble, much like Michael Jackson or Prince. They create their own reality and surround themselves with Yes men.

[quote]r116 Madonna stole Ingrid away from Sandra waay back in the 90’s. Remember?

Yes. I remember looking up Ingrid, and she had some free floating job like being a junior booker with a modeling agency.

She must have been great in the sack.

R132 that’s Ingrid’s don Nico. Ingrid owned clubs in Miami and NY. She’s part businesswoman/part networker/starfucker

^^^son Nico

Ingrid & Madonna kissing. Ingrid was also featured in Madonna’s “SEX” book

R133 Thanks. I was thinking, [italic]"Wow, she's even butcher than I REMEMBER!"[/italic]

M and friend

R137 that is Debi

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Is she still with Ingrid?

R140 I don’t think Ingrid was even invited. I follow both Madonna and Ingrid on Instagram and I don’t think M has posted one photo of Ingrid. Ingrid’s instagram, however, has several old pictures of M.

Why is Madonna at a Klan rally? Must everything be a photo shoot? Can she ever do anything that’s not staged??

"Can she ever do anything that’s not staged??"

No.

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Soon. Soooon you shall be all mine. ( Your original nose is waiting for you in Hell :)

Are her boobs sagging yet ?

Her brains are sagging.

R147 is that her son ? Nice looking

r174 is a pedo.

Debi is so damn cute.

"Aretha Franklin dying on Madonna's 60th birthday and taking all the attention is the ultimate diva shade moment of all time,truly iconic."

Aretha also died on the same day Elvis did. What's your point?

so, we'll go from Madge to Vadge to Gradge...

I wonder if she'll tattoo her face to disguise aged skin. All the L'iLs are doing it, you know!!!

'58..good year for pop performers, bad year for GM stylists.

What's this new look called? "Lene Lovich-Boy George! Grudgematch!"?

She's nearly unrecognizable. Sad.

[quote]Aretha also died on the same day Elvis did. What's your point?

Well, gee, Nancy Drew... maybe that Elvis has been dead for more than forty years so nothing other coincidence, but the death on Madonna's birthday deprived her of what publicity she might have gotten for staggering around the desert in leftover costumes from the worst of the Sex and the City movies.

Either that or Elvis has been dead for forty years and Madonna just looks like it.

Madonna is only 60, why does she look so ghoulish?

Like a Queen of Pop

So much meanness.

Love the outfit

Who wore it better?

I was so glad Aretha overshadowed this.

R155, et al. = retard JABBA

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[quote]Madonna turns 60: Pop icon hosts an extravagant FIVE-day party at a Moroccan palace to celebrate her birthday with friends and family

Who here doesn't go to a foreign country to celebrate their birthday for 5 days? So relatable.

Day Three and onward is a just a long recitation of Madonna's resentments, R164

Is she fun at parties?

she's ratchet. very few people truly respect her.

The NY Times loves Madonna.

Madonna to Present Video Of the Year Award At MTV VMAs TONIGHT

r163 Can Madge do that with her face?

The hag that just collaborated with Ariana Grande? lol. 80 years young. Will she have her ass hanging out this time?

Why is her mouth so turned down? Too much collagen?

Too much cock.

ok kids please bow down to WB and hear his opinion of this person. i love this. he is so right arm !!

I’m still recovering from that naff Vogue cover. “Working Girl At 80”???? Is that Wintour? Either way she’s lost it bigtime. Time to retire, bitch.

Once again Madge stole her latest look — sorry, borrowed — from another performer. In this instance, Dana International’s epic interval performance at Eurovision 1999. Dana appears at the 4.15 mark...