Songs that are the ultimate anthems of super douchebaggery

Amazing Grace--the mere existence of that hymn should be stamped out with the full fury of a cattle stampede.

The Boys Are Back In Town

Hallelujah

Yuck. Worst song ever.

As I've posted on threads similar to this, anything by Michael Bolton, very annoying voice and insipid lyrics and tunes. And speaking of douchebags or those who have become them, why the hell don't Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney retire already?

Brain dead lyrics and zero musical value. It is vomit.

Rockstar by Nickelback. Thread closed.

Maroon 5 don't you come around here anymore. Anything by John Mayer.

Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd

Not interesting enough to be ultimate, anthemic, or super anything. Don't see the reason for the thread.

Anything by Madonna. Shall we start with Material Girl?

Uh, Bobby Brown

"It's my prerogative"

Lol.

Any song by John Mayer, he is a human turd. Your Body's A Wonderland makes me wanna go fucking postal.

Duh.

Also, anything by The Chainsmokers or Pitbull.

I cannot imagine a more disgusting song than Your Body is a Wonderland. I loathe everything about it and no torture is bad enough for this prick John Mayer. I hate him so!!!!!!!! Worst song ever sung.

I hate this song too. I wish garbage people would stop attempting to make music.

Ryan Tedder is insanely hot. A perfect 10, but this song makes me wanna throw him off a 200 story building into a live volcano. Seeing his hot slim body stupidly dancing turns me on and repulses me. I hate him!

This song and anything by Coldplay. Guillotine everyone of them and their fans 10 000 times.

Anything by Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz, Dave Matthews Band, Sugar Ray, Limp Bizkit, Bloodhound Gang, etc. Douche music by and for douchey white boys.

I love Fun. and "Ho, Hey." Can I be douchebag?

coke snort...

For the trailer park douchesbags:

R26 No actual fag ever liked heavy/death metal. Yuck. Fail!

Anything by Bon Jovi. Yuck.

Anything by Coldplay. Yellow especially.

Blech

Most of you apparently don't know what the word douchebag means and are just posting music you don't like.

No way R2! I love Thin Lizzy. Every time I hear TBABIT it's summer '76 again. Phil Lynott will always be the coolest. Repent!

R31 You are the postergirl for douchebag. Choke on a bag of dicks.

"As We Stumble Along"

R30 Wrong! I love that song Home. Well produced. Well written. Philips is sexy as fuck. The song has numerous hooks. It is a great hummable song.

Yes! Lumineers are absolute douchebait. So are Portugal the Man.

So THAT'S who's responsible for that grating pile of rat turds, R20.

It always seems to be playing at my local market, the other day it came on and a very pregnant woman in my aisle looked up at the PA and yelled, "Shut up, goddamnit, shut up!"

My younger cousins, most of whom like their own music, but are always mining my memories of the 70s, send me modern things they think I might enjoy..that..thing..hasn't ever been one of them.

Testify, R32. That was one of the few songs in the summer of '76 that kept the entire year from drowning in disco. Lynott was an extremely gifted songwriter and his ballads were pure gold. Like this from the follow-up to Jail Break. Gorham and Robertson's dual guitar approach is as usual superb.

R20 wins the thread. If that song was a foetus we all'd have used a dirty hangar and aborted that motherfucker. Jesus fuck.

R10 Writes a million threads attacking Trump. He is in till January 2025 so get over it. I voted Green so I don't support Trump. But the Trump trolls need to get a life.

This one, particularly the last part being so blatant in its desperation to be a bar anthem:

We are the champions. I never get tired of hearing the song.

Uhm, hello

Anything by Journey, particularly ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ or anything by Kansas.

One more:

Oops on some I misread the threads theme. I just lost control. Sorry, OP.

I’m with you r32, The Boys Are Back is a blast. It’s not trying to be an anthem.

Attention, everyone? OP seems to be looking for anthem fails. But OP your example is a fail, because I Will Wait does not qualify as an anthem wannabe. It does qualify as crap, though, so there’s that.

anthem noun a song of loyalty or devotion, as to a nation or collegea national anthem a musical composition for a choir, usually set to words from the Bible, sung as part of a church service a religious chant sung antiphonally a popular rock or pop song

Look up the definition, doofbag. I Will Wait IS a popular rock or pop song

I’m so confused by this thread. Throwing my hands up. This would of been a fabulous thread. It’s just so confusing.

R45 wins.

I love this song, but it is redolent of douchebaggery.

I also love this one (and the video is beautiful!!) but it is a sentiment that could only be expressed by a Douchebag.

LOL. That is bad.

“I voted Green”

Aye ya ya

“I voted Green”

So you were the one who voted for the Green Party.

Winner, winner chicken dinner!

So why don't you break it down for us r31 who don't know what it means and need a deeper understand of what this thread is supposed to be ?

Everything Toby Keith ever sang.

Toby Keith like his sister Keith Urban has super gayface. Yuck. I'm convinced Urban is a natural born female.

Nickelback, all of it

Don't Stop Believin'

Slim Shady

r62, wrong, they just wanted to promote having a positive attitude. It's all you really need, everything else falls into place with it.

Never mind, I thought you were referring to Fleetwood Mac's song.

No r62 r64 that was Don’t Stop Thinkin About Tomorrow, Fleetwood Mac. The one they played at Clinton's election in 1992. Where all the politicians were clapping on the wrong beat.

And it isn’t really anthem-y. Anthem is manipulatively rousing, usually builds up to crescendo.

Don’t stop believin, Journey, is anthemish. But I agree, r64 it’s positive rather than douchebaggery.

“Hold on to the feee-layee-yea-iiiinn”

I actually like Babel

Free Biiiiiiiird!

Livin' on a Prayer

Anything by The Chainsmokers.

Just about anything by either The Beatles OR The Rolling Stones, especially the latter. Everyone I've ever met who is a Rolling Stones fan has been a douche, even more so when they refer to the group as simply, "The Stones."

Oh, my, r71.

R71 is the undisputed queen of a thread titled: Cuntbags that are the ultimate cuntbags of super cuntbaggery.

Thank-you, R73.

Lol.

Anything by Springsteen or Eric Clapton. Fuck, I hated them.

Indeed.

How could we get this far without a mention of Uberdouchebag Kid Rock? Or did I just miss it?

How is Amazing Grace a douchebag song? I agree it can be grating and annoying but I was at a church event this year and heard it played beautifully and it really changed my mind about it. But a douchebag anthem,? No.

The first song OP posted, all of John Mayer, and the guy that somebody wanted to throw into a volcano from the top of a skyscraper: I support your claim!!!

Any screamy shouty anthemic dreck of the 21st Century...

Douchbaggery!

Yep.

Anyting by Coldplay or Radiohead.

Born To Run gives Free Bird a run for its money. I hate both of them.

Imagine might be number three now that Yoko got a co-writing credit. The song is a comfirmed anthem to hypocrisy.

r52, how can The Killers' The Man be an anthem for douchebags? Both the lyrics and the video mock the whole douchebag culture.

Beastie Boys (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)

Beastie Boys do not apply as douche bags. Wrong.

r86, it's not about the band. It's about the song.

[quote] [bold] Songs [/bold] that are the ultimate anthems of super douchebaggery

R87 That song is way too huge and important to be considered a douche bag anthem. They were huge sellers and critically acclaimed. You are wrong. It was one of the biggest songs of the 80s.

Creed. Anything by fucking Creed.

America's Fascist anthem.

[quote] [R87] That song is way too huge and important to be considered a douche bag anthem. They were huge sellers and critically acclaimed. You are wrong. It was one of the biggest songs of the 80s.

Dude, you don't have to convince me. I already believe that you are a giant douche who likes this douche song.

Lol. Go listen to some Barbra or Judy you fem lil bottom fuck.

Paul Anka - HAVING MY BABY.

This.

Seems R86 has gotta fight for his right to douchebaggy in this lounge. Fuck the Yeastie Boys. I also nominate (You're) Having My Baby by the proudly procreative Paul spermbAnka. His vas deferens should have been taken out and dropped into his wife's hair. Let her deal with that sap.

I don't think Anka was even singing about his wife in that atrocity!

"This would of been ... "

Oh dear, R50

Gotta agree about Creed, Nickelback and Bon Jovi. R28 Do you know what a "stale horse" is? Cuz I don't.

R48 the word anthem literally means any song, inbred dumbfuck.

LOL. Silly twat, twix are for kids.

Indeed.

What "anthem" means, r99:

R102 is the definition of douchebag.

R57 is the clear winner. I want to kick that guy's ass FOR the father.

I have always hated Pharrell. He has produced a few good songs for others but he is a terrible singer. His song Happy makes me wanna go postal. Pharrell is a super douche along with anal wart Robin Thicke.