Janet STILL stunning the Datalounge

BREAKING NEWS: Janet has dropped her contract with Baja Fresh for an exclusive deal with Ram’s Horn. Expect Janet to really bring some meat and potatoes entertainment to a (small) venue near you!

RETARD

JABBA

DONE

FOUND

HERSELF

SOME

SUNDAY

METH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no one cares for another janet thread. the last one was the same 3 people talking to themselves over and over

Janet thread = Ignored.

Saw her in Tahoe on Friday night - Gotta say, good show and she even SANG!

Tahoe was, indeed, sold out.

Aww, op was incensed that Janbot got the last word in the last thread so she decided to create another one. Too bad she used a three year old photo. Here, op...here’s a recent one...

Getting her stretch on...

....

I still don't understand why she wants to look Lil Kim.

Her girdles are abuse survivors.

I don’t understand why anyone is still talking about her in 2018.

^Because she’s a legend, shithead.

[R15] Well she should be able to strength her legs wide open. Seeing how many many men and women have been down there.

Tahoe was only 'sold out' because of a mass give away of tickets. I was offered 8 tickets and declined.

R20 sure is angry.

Even I can sell out Tahoe!

I hope she makes enough to pay for her herpes medication. And to pay off her personal assistant to get the meds in their name.

We regularly sell out all our venues. People actually want to see us and they are happy to pay for tickets.

Only a select few can be legends. Others, well, bless their hearts for trying.

[quote]I was offered 8 tickets and declined.

Lies and alibis.

Lol, Donny and Marie are the bootleg Michael and Janet if there ever was two. The nerve.

Why is she always grabbing her crotch?

Does she have crabs in addition to the Herp??

[quote]Lies and alibis.

Watch out, retard JABBA's getting a slow burn on.

pre-order her new single, nasty boys ;)

Yasss!!!

She will be on MTV this Thursday, likely to announce that she will be performing at the VMAs. The new video and single this weekend.

Has Janet ever kept in shape for this long? Maybe she’s finally found inner peace and no longer overeats.

Looks like most of her nose is missing at R31.

She looks great in that picture.

She heavy?

Y’all know she’s all Spanxed up from head to toe!

[quote]Has Janet ever kept in shape for this long? Maybe she’s finally found inner peace and no longer overeats.

The sucked all the fat out of her ass when they put the Korean in her face.

a few people showed up to see janet tonight....slabba

R22 Not true I work for Harrahs. The concert was sold out. Now tonight we have Amy Schumer and we can't GIVE them away. Of course, it's Sunday night...

[quote]Aww, op was incensed that Janbot got the last word in the last thread

Wow, so this is getting the last word in the last thread?

[quote]She acts as well as she sings...d-oh!

How mean. how embarrassing.

MTV studios appearance on Thursday! New single release/performance on Jimmy Fallon on Friday!! Video released this weekend!

....

Janet looks like she’s in her 30’s.

She got terrible reviews for lip syncing and not dancing. Thousands walked out before the end.

It was a festival R40.

yes, she HEADLINED it r47

That's the same as being the best whore on a Housewives of NJ episode.

You left out that little festival tidbit on purpose Jabba R48

[quote]You left out that little festival tidbit on purpose Jabba [R48]

Because that's a FACT, R50. Retard JABBA deals in gifs and doctored Instagram photos, not FACTS.

She has had many great songs but not many classics.

She is the worst singer and does the same dance routines over and over. An innovator she is not.

Can't get into the Rock Hall of Fame after this long? So embarrassing.

She can't sell out small theaters with limited seating on her own. How many tours has she canceled? Tragic fall and embarrassing ending. No one cares.

Who?

R52, riddled with falsehoods and inaccuracies.

Several stops on this summer leg of her tour have NOT been festivals, and yet she still played to massive audiences (Hershey Stadium is but one example). The first leg last fall was no festivals, mostly arenas, two shows of which I attended, and they were packed to the rafters. And she has not canceled a single show. So fuck you very much.

Janet has no classic songs? Are you daft? Nasty, What Have You Done For Me Lately, When I Think of You, Rhythm Nation, If, Again, etc. etc. etc.

The RNRHOF thing is obvious discrimination and politics, given the fact that the HOF CEO has even gone on record as saying she should have been in and that her credentials merited first-year ballot entry. The Hall is notoriously absent minded when it comes to black women, but Janet will get in.

Who?

Who?

2005

I’ve always liked Janet, but her long curly armpit hair in OP’s pic is seriously revolting.

I've never seen someone get fat then skinny as often as she does. Poor thing can't sell out a concert without giving away tickets. If any of her shows are reported to be "sold out" just look at the overall gross. Top tier artists should make over a million dollars per 10,000 attendees. Look at what she is charging and do the math (there are sites that do this) and you will be able to see how many tickets were given away. She has been a non-event since 2004.

R58 ever hear of Oprah? A lot of people struggle with weight; what is your issue with someone trying to improve themselves?

You are not some industry insider, so your bro-math statistics are irrelevant. I don't understand what a grown man gets out of demeaning a woman and her accomplishments (it's clear that you are the troll up and down this entire thread and every other, changing IP addresses and talking to yourself). You sound extremely lonely, probably because you've been a non-event your entire life.

[quote]Retard JABBA

Once again, no facts.

[quote]The Hall is notoriously absent minded when it comes to black women, but Janet will get in.

Nope.

She won't get in because she is not considered one of the greats. I like a lot of her music and she shits on Mariah and Whitney song-wise but one of the greats? Nope. Also, they didn't get in either nor where either nominated to get in.

R62 your argument is that only "the greats" get into the RRHOF? Come on now, do better.

Those who get in are usually seen as having huge impacts on music. Janet just doesn't fit the bill. She may get in years down the line but it speaks volumes she wasn't even nominated her first year of eligibility and it was more than a decade after she was eligible she was even nominated and still didn't get in.

The RRHOF argument is moot. She'll never get in.

Many posters on the previous thread have not taken the time to watch the FULL concert.

This was filmed just two weeks after her father's passing.

^^^^ No, but I was trying to be gentle.

[quote]Not true I work for Harrahs.

Another hotel maid in Nevada?

She'll never get into the RRHOF b/c she's so manufactured and did nothing herself but danced. Everything else was lip synced and written for her.

Janet astonishes the crowd in Golden Gate Park. FULL CONCERT

Again, R70, a FESTIVAL you methed up idiot.

No, R71, check out the dancing and choreography in the video.

This was more than just a festival and she looks amazing.

It was still a festival.

She looks like Lil Kim.

Face by Koreatown.

[quote]No, [R71], check out the dancing and choreography in the video.

We'd rather check out the sales receipts.

We do better face work, R75.

[quote]Koreatown

You pick color!

She actually looks pretty damn good for her age. It's a shame her makeup artist (and clearly Janet herself) prefers her to look grotesque with harsh makeup and brows.

The concert at R70 was not from this weekend... it is 15 years old. You can tell by looking at Janet's nose.

This is a new low for Jabba.

Once again Billboard has published its Boxscore and guess who isn't listed.

Want to explain that one, Jabba? If her tour is selling out, then why are Sharon, Lois and Bram outgrossing her?

r81 she's giving away tix or it is a festival. She is toxic as far as touring goes. Go to wiki and look at the number of tours she has had MASSIVE cancellations (cough-low sales-cough).

R68 No, a casino host working for Caesars Entertainment . God, you're a miserable fuck... We had a great response to Janet and could not score any last minute tickets for VIP's. Tahoe was packed last weekend, Florence and the Machine on Thursday, Janet on Friday, and Amy Schumer.

mmhmm R83. You sound PRESSED as fuck.

R70 is the released footage from the 2002 All For You tour in Honolulu. Pathetic loser JanBot falls for any clickbait. Or just has to post old footage because Janet can't fill arenas that big or dance like that anymore.

Janet Jackson is the next Melanie Griffith. Her face is nearly there...

Plus there's the fact that she [bold]CAN'T SING[/bold] and is irrelevant R69. Let's not forget about that!

Plus the fact that she's greedy, she slapped her niece in the face, she ugly, full of plastic, has had at least 10 liposuctions and 3 gastric bypasses, she's not talented at all, and her family doesn't speak to her.

She may be a wonderful person- I sure don’t know- but she certainly cannot sing- at all- and her dancing is learned and rehearsed with her production. Some catchy pop at a certain point, but really- is this what some people think is talent and entertainment? I find a lot of her stuff pathetic. Perhaps Britney and JLo are more baffling to me. I don’t get Taylor Swift either- she is painful to look at and listen to. Give me real singers or singer song writers or entertainers- Madonna produces great pop and he shows at least are entertaining- then there are the greats like Aretha (soon to leave us). Nothing like her in modern music- or even Whitney (Cary is through and Dion seems clueless). Adele is not as good as her hype. Amy Winehouse was her template, but proved too weak to cope with her talent. So sad- I had hoped we had a great one.

[quote][R58] ever hear of Oprah? A lot of people struggle with weight; what is your issue with someone trying to improve themselves? You are not some industry insider, so your bro-math statistics are irrelevant. I don't understand what a grown man gets out of demeaning a woman and her accomplishments (it's clear that you are the troll up and down this entire thread and every other, changing IP addresses and talking to yourself). You sound extremely lonely, probably because you've been a non-event your entire life.

YES to all of this. WW.

R89 just let people like what they like. you aren't the authority on what is entertaining, what is a good voice, what someone considers talent, it's subjective. Any legitimacy to your argument is out the window when you use Madonna as an example of someone who is more "talented" or "entertaining" than Janet Jackson. They fall under the same category, songwriting, dancing voice etc., so what's the deal? You sound like a Madonna stan posting trashing basically every other singer you list except her...very suspect (by the way, Madonna doesn't "produce" anything, she sings over music she didn't write to lyrics she didn't write, and then her voice is auto-tuned within an inch of its life)

r91 you're deranged if you think lying about Madonna will make Janet look better. Madonna can sing circles around Janet. Madonna is a highly regarded songwriter something Janet is not. You can tell yourself all the lies you need to drown out your tears but Janet's talent is in the Paula Abdul league and nowhere near Madonna's.

R91 is correct.

[quote]Madonna is a highly regarded songwriter

Lol, yeah, her and Joni Mitchell.

[quote]Madonna can sing circles around Janet.

On what planet?

r93 boo, i can post numerous vids of Madonna singing live that would blow Janet out of the water on her best day. Posting a haters compilation of Madonna giving bad performances is lazy. You have to try to tear Madonna down in order to give Janet a leg up. Janet's voice isn't even a thing to debate because she has zero voice.

Imagine Janet singing Evita! Bwhahahahahaahahahaha Or Ray Of Light. *sides hurt*

Holy FUCK. Janet is no Whitney Houston and is no Madonna in the voice department. Janbots like to try to make the music scene in the 80's/early 90's a Madonna vs Janet thing and totally erase Whitney. No, Janet was kitschy fun but never seen as an true artist for anything she did.

Whitney is in the top tier of voices.

Madonna, along with people like Carole King, Sheryl Crow, Faith Hill, Shania Twain, even Katy Perry are in the middle tier.

I wouldn't even put Janet in the bottom tier with Britney or Kylie. Yes, I think Britney can sing better than Janet when either bothers to sing.

Janet is known for her robotic, rehearsed dance routines. That never change. She is not known as a songwriter of any caliber. She couldn't make it without Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. That says it all and those in the Rock Hall know it.

i knew r94 (and every other troll post) was the crazed madonna fan. It took very little probing for you to reveal yourself. Madonna is as wrinkled as a california raisin and her voice sounds like she has a thick coating of phlegm in her throat, froggy for days. She can't dance (never really could). You are about 20 years late if you think Madonna is at all a viable pop star anymore. She had her time in the late 80s/early 90s, and is really a nostalgia act now. Never had much in the way of creativity, her sex schtick got old real quick.

I am no hater though, really happy that she got those Boniva commercials. It's about time someone brought some visibility to the real struggle women have with brittle bones at her age. Janbot - isn't Madonna excellent in those Boniva commercials?

Janbot, did you see this shit...

r96 was that an attempt to get in a dig?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahaa

Hottest tours of summer 2018.

No mention of Janet. Of course.

"She's not quite at my level of talent but she's cute"

Its stunning she allows herself to be photographed with orange plastic long curly Renaissance underarm hair.

r99 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

The receipts on Janet being a flop and a non-event as far as pop culture goes are miles long.

Who dat be?

R97, it's so weird how so many people keep insisting "never forget" and "justice for Janet" whenever Timberlake's name comes up, and yet in reality people are flocking to his tour dates in numbers Janet hasn't seen in decades. Unlike with Janet's tour, Live Nation is releasing all the receipts for Justin's tour and the numbers are solid. It's completely sold out.

So it looks like he's performing at that big event next year after all. He had only one request though, that the other party in that infamous incident make a surprise appearance. No word yet on whether the event's producers agreed to his terms. What is being discussed quietly is that the latter performer headline the event in 2019 by herself

R104, it's ironic he's signed with her publicist, strange that you can't see that...

R106 strange that you can't seem to pick up the most significant detail:

"According to the trade, the founder of Timberlake’s new representative firm actually first advised him in the wake of that Super Bowl performance, when the singer’s strategy seemed to be “do the least” for his stage partner as she got dragged in the press."

So the REAL question/irony is why did Janet sign with them in the first place?

Timberlake should have looked into signing with Madonna's publicist that scored her those lucrative Boniva commercials

Desperately trying to fake-link Madonna to Boniva isn't going to erase Janet's link to Baja Fresh.

Janbot is out of her depth and league just as Janet is when compared to any of her peers. She's junior league compared to them.

And it must suck having Britney be able to out sing Janet.

Janet does hold the record as the only performer to bankrupt a state fair. Give her that.

r111 You do have a point. Janet wins!

I'm guessing she's also the only performer to sign with the same publicist who encouraged another performer to hang her out to dry.

But hey, when you're desperate...

Are there any receipts Janet actually worked with Baja Fresh? There's nothing on Youtube.

This appears to be a DL myth.

She came up with the ploy to show her nipple because she was irrelevant and wanted to be edgy and it backfired on her. So then she blamed the JT and a wardrobe malfunction for her poor decision. She thought everybody was stupid and they would believe her explanation. She's beyond fake and a joke to most people.

I just saw the Boniva ad with Madonna talking about her brittle hands. I think it was on A&E.

She wishes she had my talent. She may be the 5th most talented Jackson. Maybe.

Toya does bring the heat

Jabba deflects when she's losing.

Go complain to Stacy Brown, R114.

so i guess the Boniva deal came about after she fell down a few years ago. I guess her bones were really brittle and affected by the fall. Seems like a good partnership to have an elderly former pop star promoting an item a lot of other elderly women could benefit from. By the way, who stepped on the cat, or is that her live singing voice, ouch!

Yeah but you think you see sold out Janet shows R116, so basically you're the Ray Charles of this thread.

r122 That had me screaming out loud in laughter.

Sorry, R120, that was the same fake news posted in the previous thread.

You will have to do better than that.

Why is there no photographic or video evidence of this big endorsement deal?

Awww, Jabba is so pressed, trying to fake a Boniva ad with madonna when we all know Jabba's been trying (and failing) to make that joke for months and months. We all know it's bullshit, unlike the very real Baja Fresh ads Janet has done.

Jabba, you are an even bigger failure than your idol, and that is no easy task.

Again, R124, you're going to have to take it up with Stacy Brown.

I think the Baja Fresh deal ended after this:

What is damning-ly true is you just know if Madonna did a Boniva commercial, it would be the most successful commercial in history and Boniva sales would skyrocket.

Meanwhile, Fatnet does weightwatchers and everyone gains weight. Another fail.

I get that Madonna is tired as a side effect of the medication, but damn bitch, clean your house

r128 So Janet and Madonna HAVE met!

Jabba's vamping until her Commodore 64 warms up and she can load up some gifs.

Unsurprising that she's harping on a made up Madonna commercial when she's surrounded by the facts of MANet's ongoing concert "tour" failure.

In 2014 Madonna launches MDNA Skin in Japan. It's a huge success and 3 years later she expands to the US where the line continues to be sold exclusively at Barneys.

In 2008 Janet launches a lingerie line (Pleasure Principle) with a plan to expand after a year. It flops and is discontinued instead. Now you can only find scraps on ebay.

Feb 2015, Madonna falls onstage, gets up immediately and continues live singing and dancing as if nothing happened. 6 months later she starts another sold out mammoth world tour.

Feb 2004, Janet's titty flops on TV, her entire career falls. She still hasn't recovered.

She should have followed Madonna's example and said "So What" but instead lied and acted sheepishly. America rolled their eyes and never looked back.

I called Janet, but she wouldn’t come...

Janet Instagrams her adorable bundle of joy!

^^^^. That’s her breakfast...

I feel for Janbot because he/she has to make stuff up or drag other divas to make Janet look good. I mean, boniva? Is that supposed to resonate or sting? As if Janet is some young thang at fucking 50! LMFAO.

And still, nobody cares.

Without the sheer good fortune of being born into a family with one or two talented older brothers and a domineering, fame-driven, stage-managing father, this woman would not have a career. She's been well produced at some points along the way but she doesn't have the goods to sustain it in middle age.

I love when someone keeps talking to itself and agreeing and thinks that nobody else realizes she's pressed.

r139 The Janbot? I know, tragic.

R140 what are you talking about? It never does that!

Just keep posting facts. JanBot is allergic to them.

I need my gift cards Sis. You're late!

Another top 25 most anticipated list of 2018 tours...

... non-spoiler: Janet isn't among them. But Ozzy Osbourne is.

And 10 more...

Guess who isn't there? Janet Jacksomeone... I didn't catch the last name.

And then there are some of us *actual* musicians still in demand... legitimate longevity.

And we can sing.... well, except for Ed Sheehan and Adam Levine... but at least we all make bank.

[quote]She came up with the ploy to show her nipple because she was irrelevant and wanted to be edgy and it backfired on her.

I kind of agree. The tip off (so to speak) was that metal omnibus/ throwing star ornament around the nip. It’s otherwise invisible, it looks uncomfortable, why bother unless you’re planning a reveal?

Nobody wanted to see her nip, then or now.

R148 not even her baby that totally came out of her own womb?

An actual legend has died today. While whispercoo continues to waste breath.

I do love u R9. R97, it doesn’t shock me that TimberPUSSY signed up with Janet’s team. He also just started following her on IG as well. And ROFLMAO at Madonna’s Bonita ads. I thought I’d seen one of those the other day.

It’s too bad the HAG’s 70th birthday falls on the weekend where Queen Janet releases her new single and takes the world by storm with a myriad of tv and radio appearances.

**I do love u R96. R9 can go to hell. And it is likely you’d find a Hagdonna Boniva ad before you’d ever find a Janet Baja Fresh one, because the latter never happened. Ever.

Janet visited Re-Re in hospice.

Janet got huge standing O at Aretha’s 2001 Divas Live show.

[quote] Janet got huge standing O at Aretha’s 2001 Divas Live show.

That's because she'd just announced she'd taped Baja Fresh meal cards to the bottoms of everyone's seats.

R154, yes the audience was thrilled because Janet did NOT perform that night.

Aretha knew singing. And she knew whispercoo ain't singing.

Just back from Walgreens, HUGE cardboard cutout of Madonna holding a bottle of Boniva in the pharmacy section. The slogan was "You just keep on pushing my bones over the Borderline". I hope she considers recording a jingle for the commercial because that could be catchy. It's time elderly women with brittle bones and a receding hairline have someone to look up to.

You keep trying, JanBot.

r157 So, will Janet get a discount?

Did Janet's Baja Fresh ads also run in Japan?

Aretha tributes Janet, for Janbot

[quote]Just back from Walgreens, HUGE cardboard cutout of Madonna holding a bottle of Boniva in the pharmacy section. The slogan was "You just keep on pushing my bones over the Borderline". I hope she considers recording a jingle for the commercial because that could be catchy. It's time elderly women with brittle bones and a receding hairline have someone to look up to.

Lmao, you are the best! WW!

With Janet’s new single promo and Queen ReRe’s passing, poor HAGdonna’s 70th birthday will go the way of her latest output—ignored.

R158’s gif reminds me of when GrandmaDonna fell down those steps and busted her ass at the Brits.

^ Well, Madonna got right back up and kept performing like nothing happened. You can count on one hand the number of times she's cancelled a show. Meanwhile Janet has a history of faking vertigo, pregnancy, cancer and I think a broken nail to get out of shows with poor ticket sales.

'“Conflicts in the singer’s schedule” has been cited as the cause of the cancellations, but poor ticket sales are the more likely culprit. In all, seven shows have been cancelled, including stops in Montreal, Boston and Philadelphia. From the onset, the Rock Witchu tour was plagued with problems. First, the planned European leg of the tour was axed, then Janet began getting vertigo-induced migraines that forced the cancellation of a handful of shows and finally opening act LL Cool J abandoned the bill after all the false starts.'

r164 awwwww, dragging Madonna won't make Janet relevant or put butts in her seats. Poor thing. She is a slightly more talented Paula Abdul without the charm.

The Queen of Pop/Dance/R&B remembering the Queen of Soul...

yikes, Madonna and Angela Bassett's birthdays are today. Bassett looks a good 15 years younger than Madonna. Did the Jabba troll upthread say that Madonna has some kind of skin care line out? How's that working out for ya?!?!

^ Better than that NutriSystem deal worked out for Janet.

Janbot - video premieres at Midnight tonight

God three days running and retard JABBA is still trying to push that Boniva bullshit.

Yay, Janet got a standing owe almost 18 years ago!!!

"O"

You know your fave diva is a never-really-was when they find it so difficult to defend them they resort to dragging other divas. And Madonna triggers the shit outta them. Every attempt to drag Madonna just shows the absolute desert of a career Janet had and has.

I'm pretty sure it isn't really in love with Janet so much as it's obsessed with Madonna. For every 1 post it makes about Janet it compulsively makes 9 about Madonna.

It is funny when they try to say "Madonna isn't popular anymore" like it is an insult or it will injure her fans. The truth is, they know Madonna could announce a tour tomorrow for a new album and it would easily surpass $150 million whereas the likes of Janet can't fill your local quinceanera hall. Not to mention if Madonna did a Greatest Hits tour! It eats at their souls knowing these facts. And they are in absolute glee Aretha died on her birthday like somehow that hurts Madonna's fans. Like, they are literally happy she died on Madonna's bday. Look at the Aretha and Madonna bday threads. That is how much in the shitter their faves careers are they get glee from the Queen of Soul's death "spoiling" Madonna bday.

Happy Birthay Madonna ... Cheers to the original, the best! 🎂

Thank you for sharing your talents with us in countless sellouts, expert showmanship, top sales at top venues, and many awards over your diverse career. Simply said, you are unparalleled.

You forgot to thank her for not playing (and bankrupting) State Fairs, R177.

[quote] Lmao, you are the best! WW!—Janbot

Jabbs talking to itself again and thinking no one can figure it out.

Good point, R178... another reason why Madonna is the real deal. Thanks for mentioning it!

R177-R180, Jabba's multiple personalities. All of them triggered by any mention of brittle bones. Happy Birthday Angela Bassett.

We've already told you, Jabba. You can try and assign your name to other posters, but everyone knows who you are. You can't fool anyone.

Brittle chicken wing bones.

Isn't Janet 60, too?

Does Madonna prevent Janet from being successful?

Try again, R181... i am not Jabba.

Your desperation is as bleak as all the empty sections at a Janet, uh, "concert."

oh Jabba, give it up, Madonna is over, no one cares anymore and hasn't for a long time. Janet is having a resurgence. Stop bringing up Madonna, this isn't her thread.

Oh, it's at the stage where it so PRESSED it's trying to hand its name to someone else, lol.

[quote]Stop bringing up Madonna, this isn't her thread.

HAHAHA. Coming from the person that can't stop bringing her up?

r185 they're not empty sections if they have a black out curtain over them. hehe

[quote] Janet is having a resurgence

Of fecal matter.

wasn't jabba just mentioning standing ovations?! Jan gets another one....claro.

Speaking of Jabba at R191...

I can't tell who's more desperate- Janet for trying to drum up interest in a single no one wants to hear or Jabba for trying to drum up interest in a celebrity no one remembers.

Uber.

JABBA's Boniva mythology is just as bad, R193.

Yes! Truly stunning.

r191 Aren't people usually standing at concerts?

MADE FOR NOW

That standing o at R191 was from the Jimmy Fallon audience at the taping of the Queen and Daddy Yankee’s performance of Made For Now. Janet’s back, and she’s slaying all your faves.

They are standing, if you count people walking out before the show ends.

#1 iTunes pop chart

Jabba please. She's #6 on the chart, not #1. The Top 5 songs are all Aretha Franklin. The has been bitch couldn't even manage to stay at the top for five minutes before being defeated by 50 year old music. If that chart you put up is even legit. looks fake to me.

For the embarrassing asshat at R202, the iTunes pop chart is an ACTUAL iTunes chart, and Janet is #1 on it. Your butthurtedness of the situation makes it all the more pleasurable.

I guess Madonna scooped up that Boniva contract when her Depends Deal ended...

So Janet is loosing to dead people?

Loosing? Sweetie, before you attempt shade, learn how to spell. Otherwise, you just come off as highly incapable. Which CLEARLY you are.

Yes, she's "loosing" r205...you sound special.

#1 trending on Youtube, but you already knew that....

Janbot is emptying the bank account downloading.

My sides. Where to begin? Awwww, she has a brief #1. What it fall like a rock soon.

Poor thing needs a hit but sadly, even her "hits" don't put butts in the seats. #noonecurrs

Yes, Janet is at number 1. Madonna is 70.....years old and popping Boniva like tic tacs.

Janet is 60. Madonna needs to pop Boniva because she has millions of fans to perform in front of for her next tour. Maybe Janet can open for her to see what that feeling is like?

Janet doesn't need Boniva for her 60 year old body. She just cancels when she is achy.

Janet is another flop. In her own words, she isn't made for tomorrow.

Queen of Quiznos.

Quiznos R212, we feel your bankruptcy pains too. She's poison.

Yes. Janet can't muster a top five song, even with someone who actually sells records like Daddy Yankee. I'll be he fires his manager for getting him into this loser duet.

Queen

Made for Now is a terrible song. It's nothing but Janet whisper-cooing the words "Made for Now" a million times.

Madonna will always be known as a true legend, while Janet Jackson is just Michael's less talented sister.

[quote]Madonna will always be known as a true slut.

Madonna can’t shine Damita’s shoes when it comes to dancing, emoting through song OR stage presence. And we won’t even talk about acting, of which Janet also outdoes her by 1000 miles. She was lucky that Seymour signed her in a drug-induced stupor on his sickbed, that Alan Parker took pity on her and hired her for Evita instead of someone with actual talent, and that she’s been able to milk a bunch of pathetic (and now elderly) queens for a certain amount of years. It’s too bad it’s really over for her now. Bitch is ancient, her face is hacked beyond recognition and she hasn’t been able to get arrested on the Billboard charts in MANY years.

At least Vadge doesn't rely on Baja Fresh to feed her family. She's got money.

r218 Yeah, I guess that is why Janet is selling out stadiums around the world. People just can't get enough of her talent. Oh wait........

Janet is down to #10 on iTunes.

Whoops

Yep, her latest single is falling faster than her tits. And ass.

I may have my name removed from it... la canción es muy mal.

I love this quote of hers:

“My father was very strong. I don’t agree with a lot of the ways he brought me up. I don’t agree with a lot of his values, but he did have a lot of integrity, and if he told us not to do something, he didn’t do it either.”

lol. Remember when Jabs would constantly talk shit about someone for having to add someone to their track in order to chart? Now it has no issues.

Queen

[quote]At least Vadge doesn't rely on Baja Fresh to feed her family.

No, just Depends...

Is this the child she [might have] had with El Debarge? He's so much taller than she is!

^That’s Rebbie’s son Austin, dickhead.

And these are Rebbie’s daughters...

R229 and R230, thank you! Honestly, though, I don't think Rebbie's daughters were members of Milli Vanilli. I believe it was two men, actually.

Also, Rebbie's son looks a lot like Janet in that picture. I like the smile on her face too.

And guess was what...here’s Jackie’s son Sigmund “Dealz” Jackson...

R231, you’re trolling, but I’ll play along.

The woman in that photo is Rebbie Jackson, and that is her son Austin standing next to her. His smile looks a lot like Janet’s because, well, he’s her nephew.

[quote]Yeah, I guess that is why Janet is selling out stadiums around the world.

Yep.

Janet isn't selling out anywhere. She's a used up has been.

Damn, Jabba, not even a bonafide star could help fat has-been Janet get any higher than #6. So embarrassing.

This is the campaign for Janet's new single.

We came.

We listened.

We turned it off midway through.

Madonna is the Boniva Diva.

[quote] Madonna is the Boniva Diva.

You tried it, Jabba. Failed again, as usual, but you tried it.

[quote]Madonna is the Boniva Diva.

How much meth did it take to come up with that one, JABBA?

So, once again, Madonna overshadows Janet IN HER OWN THREAD!

Speaks volumes!

Janet pathetically sputters to a weak end, whispercooing because she hasn't the strength to speak.

The Jimmy Fallon reviews are in, and they’re GLOWING. Mutha slayed, as usual...

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Video over 5.6 million views in just over a day. The Queen has returned.

Harlem MFN Block Party w/Janet and Daddy Yankee 2nite!

Queen of flops

I bet she is riddled with stretch marks. No wonder she became a Muslim. She needed to be covered head to toe.

And yet she's not on any lists on Spotify or The Real iTunes monthly service, and can't even crack the top five on iTunes sales.

So I guess 5.6m ain't anything to write home about. Shit, Rebbie could get that with a remix of Centipede.

5.6 million views? Yeah, that's some success....

Why is it Janet Jackson feat. Daddy Yankee when he does all the work and she just waddles in place whispercooing Made for Now over and over in between bites of KFC?

I watched it 5 millions times. I needed a good laugh.

OMG that crowd in Harlem is huge! She’s live IGing it now.

You can post this on as many threads as you want, Jabba (and you are), still don't make it true.

It takes a bitter bitch to come into a thread and disparage someone they’ve never even met.

And while you’re behind your broke down computers in your ratty apartments, Janet is garnering millions of YouTube views, drawing a crowd blocks long in Harlem, getting mega praise for her performance last night and being the iconic queen she always was and will be. And you will deal.

For the retard at R254, not only is it true, but it only takes a jaunt over to IG to witness it. I know you may not be able to do so what with your welfare-funded faux smart phone and all, but...

Jump, Jabba. Jump!!

*snap, snap*

R256, you're being awfully rude over a line of 12 overweight people thinking they'll get a free Baja Fresh coupon.

[quote]It takes a bitter bitch to come into a thread and disparage someone they’ve never even met.

So............. it never comments or makes disparaging remarks about Hagdonna?

LOL.

Eating is Jabba's strength. She and Janet have that in common.

Harlem chamber of commerce and NY senator presentations, the Queen reigns...

Janet isn’t relevant in this millennium.

Bitches be waiting with bated breath for Janbot posts.

Janbot's breath stinks.... his pussy stinks too.... but Janet's stench is strongest.

Janbot can't love JJ at all because his posts are so over the top to the point of mocking JJ.

JABBA's veins are starting to percolate! She done found herself some Saturday Meth!

The only reason Janet went to Harlem was she could find Sylvia’s.

Why is Janet dressing like a cross between a lampshade and a shepherd?

two duds in a row Jabba at R267 / R268, try harder

Aw looks like someone is #madfornow over its name.

The Queen and her royal court

I do ❤️ U R269. Keep ‘em coming!

She should never have released "Fast Girls" as a single from her "Dream Street" album in 1984. It nearly destroyed her career.

This “Jabba” troll is as annoying as it is odd. Never have I seen a troll jump behind the poster it’s atempting to troll so fast. I almost picture it sitting at its delapidated computer, maniacal facial expression an all, waiting for Janbot’s every post. Some mental health facility somewhere is missing a patient, for sure.

My eighteen year old nephew thought Janet was Michael Jackson's daughter.

[quote] This “Jabba” troll is as annoying as it is odd. Never have I seen a troll jump behind the poster it’s atempting to troll so fast. I almost picture it sitting at its delapidated computer, maniacal facial expression an all, waiting for Janbot’s every post. Some mental health facility somewhere is missing a patient, for sure.

Jabba, you just tried three times in the space of five minutes to give away your name and no one is buying it. Sit the fuck down. You will be Janbot AND Jabba until the day they come for your bloated corpse and bury you in an unmarked grave because SSI won't pay.

I think the single is good enough. Janet is much weaker than Daddy Yankee, it should be his song and should rap more and she can just do the whisper coo "Made for Now". Her face is unlined but absolutely horrifying. It looks ready to pop. She is all covered up, strangely, with just his plastic Korean lady face.

[quote]You can post this on as many threads as you want, Jabba (and you are), still don't make it true.

And she will, R254. As long as she has her Commodore 64, her meth and no job to go to JABBA will persevere!

Why does every Janet thread turn into one person talking to itself??

well Jabba (R276) has officially run out of material. your "jokes" are as dusty as Madonna's bones when she misses a dose of Boniva

Once again, pathetic JABBA (aka Janbot aka Janet's whore) tries and fails to deflect the fact that she's a fucking joke.

The more it tries to give away its name the more you know you've got it bothered. #pressed

Again, I love how Madonna dominates a Janet thread just as Madonna has dominated Janet in every way.

Fuck you, R283. Madonna does NOT dominate Janet in "every way." GTFO with that bullshit.

Nobody tops Janet as the Queen of Bankrupting State Fairs.

r284 You know you GTFO. Madonna has not dominated Janet in cancelling tours! Janet destroys Madonna in that department.

Boniva

Janet is going to be the spokesperson for Mederma.

Baja Fresh.

If Janet can't reach #1 on a chart, R288, we may be forced to rethink her as our strategy to make Baja Fresh #1 in our markets.

r289 Same with mederma. She is so riddled with stretch marks if may be a lost cause. Boniva would contact Janet due to her 60 year old bones but she can never do the level of business Madonna can.

Where does she go from here?

#uber

[quote] Same with mederma. She is so riddled with stretch marks if may be a lost cause. Boniva would contact Janet due to her 60 year old bones but she can never do the level of business Madonna can. Where does she go from here?

Where does she go from here? Down the charts once again!

I just heard “Made for Now” on SiriusXM. I thought it was really weak. I mean the whole song is her saying “made for now” repeatedly. I mean, what’s the fucking point of that?

I pulled up the song...it’s awful. She looks awful, like a stinky, puffy extra in Pat Benatar’s “Love is a Battlefield.”

. . . . and dressed like a chorus line member in CATS.

Has she done anything stunning lately?

Gorgeous on the October cover of IN STYLE...

The girl playing Janet in that new Bobby Brown flick looks nothing like her. There’s a scene where Bobby is fucking the shit out of Janet in a hotel room. It was all in his biography last year, but I don’t believe it.

I'm sure he did fuck Janet- up the ass. Hopefully his dick was big enough to penetrate her gigantic ass cheeks.

To the 2 people who continually create these 'Janet's a genius/icon' threads - it's just beyond sad. How small your life must be. She had maybe 2 hits, and one famous video. And a slipped nip. That's it. JUST LET IT GO you effing losers!

^Clearly living in an alternate reality.

R301 is confusing the moderately successful 90s pop singer Madonna with Janet. Janet is and was an original, Madonna was just a Cindy Lauper ripoff.