Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra Engaged After 2 Months of Dating.

They look ridiculous together.

She's taller than him and 10 years older.

Hey, for all we know it could be true love.

They’ll all be on their first marriages soon. Well. Except for the heifer.

I keep forgetting how short the Jonasi are. Even Sophie Turner towers over Joe.

Ohhh my sides! This is just embarrassing though I guess when you're short on money you have to shop in the beard bargain bin.

Awesome! Congrats to the hot couple. 👍🏾

She probably wants a kid ASAP - maybe he does too?

And, if it lasts, it opens up the huuuuggee Indian marketplace for the guy.

Hot hot hot

I give it 3 months... she just wants the publicity.

Dating for 2 months... but you'd be forgiven for thinking they met 2 minutes ago.

I hope we get to see a sex tape.

They are both hellahot

I hope Jonas can put up with the annoying in-laws on their never ending Visitor Visas.

All talent is lost when you have to chase the Indian market.

He has,a great body but facially I always thought he was ugly as hell anyway

He always looked a bit "special "

[quote] She's taller than him and 10 years older.

11 years older. He's 25, she's 36.

They're like Liam Payne (24, One Direction-er) and Cheryl Cole (35, Brit pop singer). They have a 1-y.o. kid, but called it splits after 2 years.

I bet the 'boy singer' tween fanbase is freaking out. Joe Jonas is dating Sophie Turner (who's ok, but often has a resting bitch-face). Bieber is engaged to Hailey Baldwin (who's 21 but looks 31). Payne and Nick Jonas got landed by older, more experienced females, who seem to be desperate for kids or marriage (*tick tock*).

Poor tween fans. There are no 'cute', 'adorable' peer couples for the tween fanbase to root for...

Nick loves the pussy.

one or both are gay....it stinks, sumpin funny....sad

I'm taking my stepmother to the prom!

Congrats!!!

I knew there would be a Datalounge thread on this. I laughed out loud when I read this in the morning news.

"But I was supposed to be the STRAIGHT one!"

PR relationships are getting more and more ridiculous

I feel old af watching teenybopper singers like Nick Jonas and Justin Bieber get engaged. I still think of them as being like 16.

It makes both of them look stupid, but especially Priyanka because she's older and should know better. Everyone knows it's a PR stunt now.

They're both beautiful.

So, we hate straight guys who are super butch/macho, because they clearly must be homophobes. Any guy who isn't that, who's just nice, doesn't care about gay/straight, must clearly be gay? Okay.

It's weird how gay guys (I'm one!) always make up these scenarios that such-and-such guy is obviously gay. Well, he acts like a civil human being, and he's handsome, and he doesn't care if gay guys think he's hot? Must be gay.

Nice, handsome, and MARRIED? Clearly gay, and the wife is a beard.

Yet, in other threads, the guy must be gay because HE ISN'T MARRIED. How many comments throughout DL, "Well, he is OBVIOUSLY gay because he isn't married." and now we have, "Well, he is OBVIOUSLY gay because he's getting married to her."

So, in our warped, immature fantasies, we can think of any number of moronic reasons to claim a guy is gay. They're all ridiculously stupid.

What is with people rushing to engagements?!

If you think the person is "the one", fine, then they will should still be "the one" in a year. Marriage is supposed to be a commitment for life (I realize it never is in the entertainment industry especially), no need to rush into it.

^^ this

and by - ^^this - I meant R27, but actually also R28

R27: I don't know if he is gay or not (he is very gay friendly) but this is a PR stunt and even dump people know that. This celebrities doesn't seem to understand that we are not in the 50's anymore, people (apart of young fangirls and delusional people) are not that eager to buy the happy ever after bullshit, and they make it even worse rushing for a ridiculous engagement when they barely started "dating"

Priyanka chopra is cute yes, but so sooo stuck up and obnoxious. How is she famous?

R32, she's famous because she's beautiful (and lucky). That's all it takes.

She is hot to death

She's your typical Brahmin bitch.

Well this puts a big kink in that slow rollout

[quote]she's famous because she's beautiful (and lucky). That's all it takes.

She’s a huge film star in India and the lead in a US network series (‘Quantico”).

[quote]Well this puts a big kink in that slow rollout

Yes! What happened to our slow roll out troll.

Every Nick Jonas thread he assured us that Nick was on the path to coming out...slowly.

Nick Jonas is not a fag! And I'm the dame who can prove it!

r31 Exactly. Only a low-rent publicist could come up with an express engagement in 2018, which is the only thing these two C-listers can afford. High-end PR people would never stand for this because they're aware of how ridiculous it makes them both look.

I know his musical career is not in his best moment, but he has a lot of work and he was even in a hit like Jumanji, he shouldn't be that desperate

Goals

Continuing with the darker trend.

R21 I share your sense of humor.

Hey what ever happened to living together?

It can't really be announced in a press release, R44.

I am so underwhelmed by this news, I can't even bother to reply.

Don't know if it's just that particular OP photo, but she looks WAY more masculine than him.

She's 36. She wants a baby. A Jonas baby.

What ever happened to being openly gay is the better question R44?

The Jonas’ wouldn’t have tween fans anymore. They were making the little girls squeal 8-10 years ago. College age or older.

So no flip-flop wearing chorus boys serviced him when he was in How to Suckseed on Broadway ???!

Pathetic.

Wow...he's getting serious.....with his bearding.

I see Nick is looking simian as ever.

Priyanka May be attractive, but I have no idea, because she wears more makeup than a cheap whore on a Saturday night.

This pairing looks REALLY BAD. It looks like he’s marrying his mother. Perhaps they should have her tone down the makeup, in order to make them look a little bit better suited.

NO WAY is this an authentic relationship. I’m not sure why this woman is choosing to marry a boy. Wasn’t she able to land herself a wealthy benefactor who is well suited for her? She must be completely broke.

I wouldn’t have a baby with Jonas. Too many addiction issues in the mix. And I wouldn’t have a baby with her, until it can be verified what she looked like before her plastic surgery.

Dumb pairing. One of the worst ones yet.

Poor thing thinks she has a penis under all the fabric.

What many women fail to realize, is that heavy handed makeup ages them by at least 10 years. Keep the makeup simple, and light. A clean look is much more youthful, & looks so much prettier. Meghan Markle got that memo, & even though she’s a few years older than her ginger prince, she doesn’t look like his mother.

Middle Eastern and Indian women love their makeup, however, and seem to have zero awareness of how much older they photograph, as a result of packing it on.

She should have attempted to land herself a husband in the league of Salma Hayek’s spouse. It would have set her up for life, and it wouldn’t look as ridiculous as this pairing.

I see no reason to get involved with a Jonas brother. None. It makes absolutely NO sense to me, & it leads me to believe that she’s gotta be desperate.

Is her work Visa in jeapordy? Why, oh why, is she marrying this kid???

Cue the photoshopped Jonas nude pics...

I wonder is she’ll keep the “special” tattoo after the wedding?

He has a great body but

HE'S UGLY

The poster who said that he looks Simian , hit the nail in the head

i don't get this jonas brothers phenom.....WHY?? they are all fug. bad bad fug. NO.

R60, he’s not attractive. He’s not ugly, but I sure as hell wouldn’t go for it. Nope.

what a joke this pairing is

she looks like a huge cunt

They look like each other's awkward virgin prom dates in the OP's pic, not like two people planning to spend the rest of their lives (ahem) together.

She does anal.

I don't understand the rush to get engaged, either, especially at these ages. Liam Payne and Rachel Cole lasted two years. No 21 year old should be engaged. It's ridiculous and unnecessary. The older I get, the more I believe no one should marry before 30. By and large, people who get married in their early twenties end up divorcing within five years. Live life, travel, live together for a few years to make sure you don't want to kill each other when you're under the same roof and just living life. Then get married.

Sound advice R67

People who largely have no lives, aren’t attractive, don’t or never have had a stable, loving, committed, longterm monogamous marriage or relationship are trying to others how to live? GTFOH

Trying to advise others how to live?

R67 Maybe Chopra is pregnant with his child? Remember the Jonas were fundies with purity rings.

[Quote] Remember the Jonas were fundies with purity rings.

Pretty sure that was all bullshit.

R69, fuck off, twat. Experience is what we have, and they don’t.

What, you think all dataloungers have lived in their mothers’ basements, all of their lives? Think again, asshole.

Most of us here have been in long term relationships, are married, or have been, and we know bullshit when we see it.

This entire pairing is bullshit, and you’re full of shit too.

[quote]They're like Liam Payne (24, One Direction-er) and Cheryl Cole (35, Brit pop singer). They have a 1-y.o. kid, but called it splits after 2 years.

Not surprised Liam Payne & Cheryl split up.

It was obviously a case of them having unprotected sex and her getting knocked up, and then them trying to maintain a permanent relationship.

Happens all the time.

R74: I doubt it, there were tons of BI saying she was just using him because she wanted to have a child

And you believe blind items? Ummm okay

[quote]She’s a huge film star in India and the lead in a US network series (‘Quantico”).

A FAILED US network series.

He always finds the camera and does that dead-eyed squint.

I'm a fan Nick and this doesn't make sense at all. Is it love? I doubt it. But lets says maybe. Why get engaged then when you can just enjoy dating? And i dont think this is a good PR for him. He's got lots of young fans.

Couldn't Priyanka have found a billionaire to marry, the way Salma Hayak did?

R71 pre-marital sex doesn't count as sinful when it's gay, though, because two sins cancel each other out.

Their sexual energy is just too much. This couple is meant to be

I'MMMMA GAYYYY VINNNIEEE

Awesome!

Indian women cake on the make up to look lighter. They are a fucked up bunch.

Carrie Fisher's line in Shampoo comes to mind:

Salma Hayek is funny and talented. Chopra always comes off kind of stuck up.

It takes a lot of talent to go to the gym a lot and eat chicken breast! Today’s Brando for sure.

You know what is really sad and pathetic? I'm a gay man who is actually concerned about Sophie Turner marrying Joe Jonas. I don't like him - nothing to do with him. I just feel like she's throwing her career away by marrying so early. Plus, she's marrying a has-been. What the fuck? It seems like she wants to be a celebrity rather than an actress.

And yes, Mary! I'm clutching my pearls as I type with one hand. Honest to god, I feel like a 65-year-old Italian-American woman from Queens...I just keep thinking, "That poor girl." And why would you prefer living in NYC to London? Jesus Christ.

isnt she a lesbian like MM?

if she aint a dyke she should be

They both look terrible in the picture in OP's post. She looks like she turned a raincoat into some shitty asymmetrical dress.

She's seems bitchy and annoying. This is one bizarre pairing. It's either that she's pregnant, which would stupid on his part since she's a big star in India and he's based America or it's a pr arrangement. I tend to think the latter because it seems too coincidental to the quick engagements of Ariana and Bieber.

Aunt Bunny would like to bestow her best wishes for their eternal connubial bliss.

These days with all the Trump related news, it's hard to get people to pay attention to who celebs are dating. That's why they are all getting engaged, wait and see who actually makes it down the aisle.

Congratulations to Priyanka Chopra for becoming the Renate Blauel of 2018.

I hate him.

I actually find Jonas to be very attractive. It's his height that ruins his chances of being my ideal type. I saw him on Ellen, and they were basically the same height with Ellen wearing regular sneakers, and Nick wearing almost platform-like shoes.

Darn, I was hoping he played for our team.

This is bullshit, he’s not straight!

Nick and Joe are straight, it's the fat ugly one, Kevin that is gay. It's always the ugly one that is the gay.

^^eh? The two younger Jonai have aged far more unfortunately than their Big Bro, who is still trim.

Besides, those two catty skanks used to bully sensitive Kevin back in their halcyon days touring as a band, and presumably both stood by and said nothing as their brother was subject to parental abuse & closeting (to spare themselves the figurative belt, I guess). They're scummy homophobes and we don't want them.

It's clear that Kevin feels sorry for Priyanka. The grimace behind his eyes says, "gurl, run" (as the Sharingan on the shirt he's been wearing lately also screams). Kevin's sweet & likeable, moreso than Nick.

im depressed at the thought of him climbin into bed with that fugly bulldagger.

WHY HE NOT PICK SOMEONE PURDY TO BE HIS BEARD

SHE MUS BE PAYIN HIM TOP DOLLA

R103, I saw some pics online yesterday with her wearing no makeup. She actually is pretty, but she packs on makeup like it’s going out of style, and it hides her natural beauty.

Some women REALLY do look much prettier without tons of makeup, and she’s one of them.

I was wondering what happened to Kevin...he seems to have disappeared from the face of the earth. That ugly wife of his with the ski slope nose with her greedy family...their reality show was a train wreck. Made Jessica and Nick’s show look like a Ken Burns documentary.

Oh my god, how can you tell them apart? And how can you tell which ones are gay? The married one is, and I think one of the other ones is, too. There are at least two gay Jonai, but statistically, they can’t ALL be. Right?

R93: “She seems bitchy and annoying,”

And how are you different?

When people say gay men are nasty misogynists, this thread will be a good exhibit of proof.

Is this some sort of game between Priya and Megs to see who makes the oddest PR pairing? Or which stays married longer and is the better gold digger?

American Idol India

R105, you’re misogynistic. Watch yourself

Couples are getting married after five minutes because they want a WEDDING!! If they have to get married to have the party, so be it.

Chopra's show's cancelled. Not much on her imdb page. She definitely could be gay. Very easy to read something into the pictures of her with Abigail Spencer at the royal wedding.

She's beautiful, he's ugly

The end

R112, no it’s not easy to read anything into the pic. You’re just prone to wild delusions.

r113 I agree, she could do better but 36 in Hollywood is considered old, so she is probably going to pop out a kid and divorce him.

[QUOTE]They're both beautiful.

Priya's left and right profiles?

Bet they'll end up calling off the wedding.

Joe Jonas actually seems to be having some success with his band DNCE. What does Nick have going on?

He's like my Johnny. 110% hetero fellas just love mature pussy.

R118; Nick had way more success than his brother with his first album, but he doesn't have a hit in a good while. But his acting career is working, he seems to have a lot of work and he even was in a big hit like Jumanji.

I don't think any of them should be that desperate to do this nonsense.

And both are hot, Chopra is really beautiful what i'm not that sure if they make a good couple (they seem to not mix that well)

They’re all gay . The guys and pryanka Chopra and Sophie Turner

Doesn't she have a horrible reputation for being a mega cunt to work with?

[quote]Couples are getting married after five minutes because they want a WEDDING!!

Actually, a lot of couples don't get married at all today.

Or wait years before they do.

This is unusual.

Is the wedding going to be in India? Count me out.

How is NIck even a thing anymore? He's had one hit song 4 years ago that peaked in the Top 10. His career nowadays is being an awards show presenter.

Priyanka has made her parents very proud, she landed a “Gora”. To Indian parents that’s better than landing a local billionaire

As Nick would sing, y’all are so pathetic JEALOUS....

Breeding with gora ensures light skinned grandchildren to brag about to the rest of the village!

Namaste!

Aren't JoBros the definition of "white-adjacent"?

She's gay so he must be as eell, as if we didn't know this years ago.

SHE IS TWICE THE MAN HE IS.

I FEAR FOR HIS WELL BEING. SHE IS ONE BALL BUSTIN DYKE WHO DIGS TORTURING GAY BOYS...

RUN DUDE RUN

[quote] She wants a baby. A Jonas baby.

Oh yeah, a stupid boybander from New Jersey. It's like fucking royalty.

Of course it's a PR stunt, because he has an album coming out this year. After it's released and goes through its course, they will call off the engagement.

It's funny; just the story of dating used to be enough, but now stars need engagements to get attention. It'd be pretty sad if his album bombed anyway.

She is hellahot

He can finally exchange his purity ring for an engagement ring.

I'm wondering now if Kevin could be the str8 one. Aside from the occasional gym pic, his IG is DH/boring Dad down to the basic filters and cheesy poses and the interminable snaps of his spawn that no-one cares about. His account is certainly more heterosexual-looking than those of his brothers (Nick's IG screams, to me).

There are swishy-but-straight monogamous dullards in existence, even famous ones. Being a closet-case could only spice up someone dull as Kevin appears, and perhaps that's why we want him to be gay.

That, or publicist is simply excellent and knows this IG game is the clincher that throws doubting followers off his client's wisteria scent. Whatever, I've bored myself just typing this little screed about it.

The brothers have a little tete-a-tete about who will be flower-girl - Kevin's babies, or Joe's longterm squeeze?

R136, who wants him to be gay? He’s a married to a woman with kids, has only dated women. It Would be perverse to want him to be gay

Tom Kaulitz is doing this better; he's 28, she's Heidi Klum, they're both European and attractive.

Oh, and Tokio Hotel are a better pop act than The Jonas Brothers.

[quote]He can finally exchange his purity ring for an engagement ring.

Nick Jonas admitted to Wendy Williams a couple of years ago that he took off his purity ring and has had pre-marital sex.

How did the paparazzo/cameraman sneak into that "private date" at R139 is what I want to know!

all three are probably gay and the fangurls infecting this thread with their tabloid comments is hilarious. it seems like they are all an avid trashy tabloid readers, even the wording of their comments is very boring.

R142, you are really smoking some strong stuff, man.

I was once advised by a lesbian in academia that statistically-speaking, if an eldest sibling is gay then the probability that any younger siblings will also be gay is higher than if that eldest sibling were straight.

Pinch of salt, ofc. But it could happily explain this troika.

he must be gay to be marrying that old bulldyke.

I guess Nick likes older women.

I have a younger co-worker who I really care about. Yes, I've lusted after him, but always very respectfully, and he knows I really care for him. It's only been recently that I recently realized he looks a bit like Nick Jonas. He's rather short, but very cute. He recently got married, and all I could do is wish him well. So that's all I'll do for Nick Jonas.

They're both fug to me.

Nick's face is baby weird and Pry's nose job is a disaster.

Why does Dora Dumbfuck R108 think she's the only gal here?

[quote]I doubt it, there were tons of BI saying she was just using him because she wanted to have a child

Because no other man on planet earth could impregnate her? LOL. She can have her pick of literally anyone to do that easy job. All women can. It's easier to flag a man down on the street to fuck you than it is to hail a cab.

I think everyone would be applauding this relationship if she were younger, and he was taller. It's the age difference and weird physical mis-match that has everyone scratching their heads.

R151 People are so shallow..

R151, the people not applauding are vapid, nasty, jealous people. Others are applauding.

what a sorry state of affairs when actors/actresses have to marry to keep their career alive. ….. pitiful.

Roka ceremony

He...does know he's going to have to impregnate her next, right?

......

Where is that clip from, R156?

........

Wait, they’ve already gotten married?? Damn, that was fast.

They are the strangest looking celebrity couple in years.

Their kids may be uglier than us!

They're not married yet

Shamming in Mumbai for the relatives. P doesn't want them to know she's a Hollywood Rug Muncher.

Did they really need this? i don't know his music career is not doing well, but with the right song he could get another hit, and his movie career is doing perfectly well. He should't be that desperate to do this ridiculous charade

R158 it's from one of Nick's fly-by appearances on his brother's reality show, MARRIED TO JONAS.

Sometimes I think all this bearding is orchestrated by jealous PR queens who had him on the DL and are now out for his blood. Only that would explain something so ridiculous, it does look like it was meant to be laughed at or maybe his managers are just clueless.

For all the talk of homos ruining marriage, nothing disrespects it like idiots running to the altar after 5 minutes. Looking at you, Nick, Bieber, Ariana, Colton :P

Even if he were straight why would he go for an older dried up snatch Indian lady? That don't make no sense no how.

Family photo...his parents and her mom and brother. This wedding is happening!! Indian culture does not fuck around when it comes to weddings. Her wedding dresses are going to be amazing!! I went to an Indian wedding a few years ago and the ceremony was long. The food was amazing and the entertainment was great!!

r169 Of geez they'e got their parents involved, these "celebrities" have no shame.

Her brother's kinda sexy, but hopefully she doesn't age like her mother.

R170, She’s Indian!!! Do you know anything about Indian culture? Parents and families are important when it comes to marriage. This a country of arranged marriages where parental involvement is non negotiable...just saying!

She’s hot

Would a REAL couple have had photographers there for such a supposedly private occasion?

Her brother will slit their throats when he learns they're both gay.

R174, She’s a Bollywood actress, of course there’s going to be pictures...

Bollywood actors have publicized their engagement ceremonies and weddings...it’s not uncommon...it’s the norm.

[quote]He should't be that desperate to do this ridiculous charade

It's certainly odd.

Why rush into a marriage after only dating someone for a few months?

And why a woman 10 years older?

R177, If the genders were reversed and he was 10 years older would you be complaining? I don’t think so...so sexist!

According to Enty (I know, I know), the engagements of both brothers are being parlayed into a reality show. Why would Sophie Turner need to do a fucking reality show. She certainly is marrying below her station.

R178, it's a strange situation.

There's also the height issue.

You’re strange r180. Congrats to the couple!

Wouldn't she be the desperate one trying to get more into the American market? It would help to marry an American I guess? Why would he go along with it besides his own need to beard up.

R181, how many young, wealthy, good-looking male American celebrities do you know who marry a woman 10 years older than themselves after only knowing them for a few months?

That's what's weird.

She should've tried for a more relevant American, r182. The Jonases have been over for a long time.

r184 Actually considering she's not really a well known celebrity in the states i'd say her management did well to get the likes of a Nick Jonas.

Discount Hiddleswift, and that's saying something. Could they have picked two more mismatched people? Age, culture, entertainment medium, fucking height, and the rest - total chalk and cheese.

I don't think they have only been together for 2 months. They attended the MET ball together last year for one thing, and for another there is no way Indian parents are going to allow their daughter to get married after 2 months of dating (I know it is 2018 but Indian parents are the same the world over). Unless she is pregnant.

She’s too pretty for him

[quote]Unless she is pregnant.

Well a pregnancy might explain the rush to get married.

She’s like an old school sex kitten

WHAT? I did not even know this was happening, that they were dating. What an odd pairing. Even if he as irrefutably straight, I'd think it was odd.

wow, Nick's mother looks good and like she's the same age as Priyanka.

R191,you must not get out much

Not many guys of Nick's generation get married at only 25.

How would getting out assist me with keeping up with celebrity gossip? Shouldn't it be the inverse - "I haven't stayed in enough?"

She must feel as though she is babysitting her younger brother.

She and the two brothers and Sansa went on a fam bike ride through NYC. Priya girl looked like the fucking nanny.

How come Priyanka didn't bring Nick to Harry and Me-again's wedding? They were not engaged at the time, but they must have been dating then. Although this is the first I have ever heard that they're a couple.

The median age for men marrying today is 29, which mean many men marry before then.

Nick will be 26 in a few weeks. He is near the median age for men marrying men

For men marrying

You'd think he'd have learned to avoid this very scenario. He had a front-row seat to a kinly beard-disaster.

You’re insane and insanely jealous r202

R8 There's always the risk that your children will look like your ugly billionaire husband instead of you. Exhibit A --- Salma's daughter (pictured wearing a green sweater).

[quote]Nick will be 26 in a few weeks. He is near the median age for men marrying

But most male celebrities of his age don't get married that young.

They are different from average guys.

They have more opportunities to meet hot people and play the field.

Most male celebrities today wait until their 30's to get married -- or even their 40's.

^^^ Sorry. That was meant for R80 not 8

Waiting until your 30s is just good sense, celebrity or not. You change so much between 20 and 30.

My cousin just got married at 21. I skipped because, odds are, I can go to his next one.

"Waiting until your 30s is just good sense, celebrity or not. You change so much between 20 and 30."

But, I'm betting divorce rates aren't much different. You change a lot between 30 and 40 too.

On the contrary, R193. It's by staying in, cloistered with one's computer, that "one" finds out these things.

Seeing a woman with a man who is shorter than her is odd.

Nick should be with a man who's taller than him.

When you Google "Nick Jonas," the first suggestion that comes up is "height."

Why are y’all obsessed with his height?

Celeb Heights estimates that he is 5ft 6 ¾:

When a 25-year-old male from a Western country is just 5'6" or 5'7", it's a sign of bad genes!

Effeminate and submissive gay men are obsessed with height like girly chicks Because they think like old school women and want to be dominated by a big Alpha male. It’s telling of their sexual fantasies.

A closeted gay man marrying a SE Asian woman?

What a shock!

I'm a 6'2 masculine gay man and height is very important. So fuck off R126

THE right and left sides of her face don't match. Is it Bell's palsy?

R208: Maybe but at least you avoid the divorce till your 30's, because if you marry in your 20's that would be your second divorce

Dafuq is with her coat? Is it from the Burberry Dracula Collection?

R217 I think that only applies to east asians and the theory is because they are flat all over.

R218, I’ve never heard a masculine man obsess over a man as too short. If anything, masculine guys prefer shorter dudes, never tall ones.

Not all of us can bag a Prince like my “friend” Meghan.

R223 = short and depressed as hell.

They have much in common with Allen Ludden and Betty White.

They'll make pretty babies. Mixed breeds are pretty.

So...he’s not gay? I thought he was.

Just because you're gay doesn't mean you can't get married.

R229 Okay, but with a woman? If you sexually like the woman that means you’re bisexual, not gay. If it’s just for a beard contract, then that’s another story.

Grow Up!

Why didn't Priyanka bring Nick to the Harry and Me-again's wedding? They weren't engaged at the time, but they were supposedly dating.

She is much bigger than him. Her shoulders are wider. What is he thinking? He could be with a real man. The kind that grabs his neck and shows him who's daddy.

R230 Sure, a lot of gays get married to women. If one looked the world over, I would not be surprised if more gays were married to women than not.

Why is everyone they know using one picture to post about this mess?

The same picture

Why is she wearing a raincoat

Priyanka looks 20 yrs older than he does & she looks like a vampire in that outfit.

Look at Nick's face...looks like he's telegraphing HELP ME

Does Nick have mommy issues?

He might as well marry his mom

Only fey gays thing masculine man prefer short and fey ones. Real masculine guys prefer equals. You're just not exposed to them, because you most likely are a fey pocket gay. R223

Oh, this must be true love

Oh, this must be true love

R241, you’re wrong. Straightish and truly Bi guys tend to like smaller, shorter dudes. You often see their ads for “petite” or “smaller guys”

Guys don't describe other guys as "petite". Especially so-called 'masc' ones.

And "ads"? Are you posting from 1993? These days it's profiles from apps.

[quote]Look at Nick's face...looks like he's telegraphing HELP ME

Nick got himself into this.

He has only himself to blame.

Nick in his naïveté was likely overwhelmed by her PR machine blitz and never stood a chance.

The families visited an orphanage in Mumbai...

One more video...

Engagement party...

👍🏾 nice

They visited an orphanage? Bwaahaa.

This story is writing itself: Two homos marry and adopt orphans from the streets of Mumbai because " we may have bio children in future, but these children need us now. "

Dear god, I thought these blatant bearding tactics died in the 1960s.

Glacial rollout

So cool. Hot couple

Priyanka's mother says she has given up on her daughter getting married and finally stopped pestering her about it 3 years ago. She also says she wants a traditional indian wedding and said I'm a modern mother but at heart, I'm quite conservative.'

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^^Nick is looking more and more like Kevin Jnr. with each passing day.

She loves his uncut cock.

She isn't the only one R258

I don't think Nick is uncut.

Sophie is gay also Priyanka is gay !

Nick always has one expression on his face. I can't see what's so attractive about him. She could do better.

Yeah, Nick is cute, but his expression is always so blank.

He looks SO in love in the pic at R256.

That’s one long beard

Yeah, R264, she certainly looks a lot happier than he does.

Yeah, she is a bit too tall for him R265

They were at the US Open last night in NYC

Who cooked this up?

R268 They look the same age there. He needs to keep the facial hair.

R268 Lol Nick has major derp face going on.

They look a little more relaxed than usual at R268.

At NYFW

You like my nulook?

I don't think it quite works, R274.

He looks like a pretty dwarf from LotR, r274.

Shame on them for this charade.

I've heard that their couple portmanteau on social media is 'Prick'. I don't think I'll ever get over that.

Congratulations! So cool

R277 Priyanka's mother has been waiting on a wedding for years from her daughter and I don't think she's going to easily let go of this chance to get her daughter married plus some of her Bollywood friends who aren't well known in the west or especially by those in Nick's demographic can now attempt to use him to try to help expand their base.

omg they think we don't all know they is bearding fer each other????

unreal

she more a man than he

wtf????

Biggest, most elaborate lavender wedding of the century.

Her bankable Bollywood days are largely finished and the window for good US roles is closing too. Marrying a Jonas would solidify her finances and ensure considerable security for her family back in India.

What does Nick get out of it?

She ain't the only one R283 her Bollywood friends will get to use him too.

R284 Increased access to the indian market and B-Town nobodies going on and on about how they attended[the indian part]wedding and how they are now friends with Nick.

The "wedding" festivities begin next week.

This is the worst bearding ever! Even Stevie Wonder can see this is fake!

R288 You even now have some comments on Indian websites saying why is he "marrying his auntie" and others saying that she's doing this for a stunt/career boost because her Bollywood career had been stalling and that she had allegedly been fucking a married director and her Hollywood hasn't been the "big hit" that it was expected to be.

R289 Priyanka's career is very well, thanks and I don't know why you're paying attention to a country where women get gang raped and then burned alive for "allowing themselves to be raped" with the approval of their society.

Priyanka is a sexy vixen, deal with it pasty white str8 women having a heart attack in this thread.

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They are an odd pairing and it's not even the age difference. However, I'm not entirely sure it's fake only because there really in nothing gained by either one especially once they're married and hype disappears. He doesn't have much of a career or high profile and I doubt he's insanely wealthy. An executive or director would be more beneficial to her. She is middling Hollywood/Bollywood actress. What does he really gain? Either way, it won't last. If they have a kid, he's screwed if she moves back to India.

Oddest arranged marriage I've ever seen.

[quote]I'm not entirely sure it's fake only because there really in nothing gained by either one

Yeah, I suppose you could argue that it might actually be real -- maybe it's just one of those cases of two people who appear to be mismatched actually falling for each other.

A casual fling was never going to be an option. That's something Nick Jonas simply had to know before he reached out to Priyanka Chopra this spring and suggested that they "connect".

After all, the pair had been close for some time, their joint appearance at the 2017 Met Gala the start of, while not a romance like many were quick to assume, certainly a fulfilling friendship. And even if that weren't the case, a quick Google search would let Jonas know that the former Miss World turned Bollywood powerhouse turned actress, philanthropist and investor doesn't do undefined.

While she's bristled at the idea that everyone in her native India is in an arranged marriage, she says her upbringing has dissuaded her from taking part in the casual hookup culture enjoyed by many of her peers. "I've never dated. I've always been in relationships," she told In Style in 2016. In India, continued the daughter of two army physicians, "It's very different. You like someone, you court each other, you get into a relationship. You're answerable to each other. Whereas the nonanswerability of dating, my god, I don't know if I would ever be able to."

[QUOTE]They are an odd pairing and it's not even the age difference. However, I'm not entirely sure it's fake only because there really in nothing gained by either one especially once they're married and hype disappears. He doesn't have much of a career or high profile and I doubt he's insanely wealthy. An executive or director would be more beneficial to her.

Yeah that’s why it sucks so much: because it confirms that Nick is straight. Nothing about this screams beard.

R297, why do you care about his orientation? It’s not like you personally know him or something

The Wedding is paid for by the magazines . You read it monetize their Wedding . Otherwise they wouldn’t be married . I hope these two fall from the earth and dissapear for good ! .they where everywhere for the last 3 months . I never saw such famewhores as these two . Even Meghan Markle can learn from them . 3 months of papstrolls ! And you think they’re straight . This is bearding mon ami . I hope i never have to see them again . He hadn’t have a stellar career and neither is she . Two midgets cradling for their time in the spotlights .

Sorry crawling R 299

I am sooo sick of seeing these two. It's on every social media feed, every article daily..

Regardless of whether it’s fake or not, monetising the wedding is so fucking trashy

Oh yes and a good friend of our duchess . Says it all I think .

They're up to something these two, but it isn't hetero love. This is hilarious.

This is quite bizarre. I mean they are all over the place and they are B list at best. He looks miserable too.

Dude proposed to a matron who's exactly a decade older than him after just 2 months of dating (during which they must've only seen each other for 5 minutes) for no reason whatsoever, because he was too young and she wasn't even pregnant. And, after 3 years of marriage and now pushing 40, this woman is still childless. She keeps adding more and more dogs to the "fam" because she knows they will never have actual kids, because she's old AF and he's gay. This is by far and away the most shameless bearding contract in the history of mankind

r306 You presume to know a lot about this couple. They've been together quite a while. How do you know they haven't been trying to get pregnant. Maybe because of her age, they are needing some intervention. Maybe she doesn't want kids. This marriage doesn't make sense as a bearding situation. Face it, Kevin is the gay one.

R306 You are SUCH an idiot! The evidence is all up there in my posts! And let me remind you, idiot, that Nick is the only one who HASN'T fathered a child yet. Nick is the gay one. And it DOES make sense as a bearding situation, because she needed to be famous in the US and he's dating Shawn Mendes. You know nothing at all