Lindsey Graham

Confirmed bachelor. Big bush supporter

The Beverly Leslie of the US Senate.

Does he and Gowdy have a thing?

Damn, he was always ugly.

So many ways to interpret your second sentence, R1.

Belle of the ball Miss Lindsey always hogged all the beaux at the barbecues.

He's got his (or should one say her) eye on the White House in 2020, but any republican by then is bound to lose after Trump crashes and burns. Maybe 2024 if she's still around and politically viable. Who will the Democrats run to oppose him?

He fucks young men mostly. or gets fucked by them. mostly painters and labourers.

Confirmed bachelor, Confirmed cocksucker!

He has got a party trick where he can make a dong disappear up his ass and mouth both!

Actual Freepers refer to him as Linda.

LINDA where's my Soda!?!

If The Mooch had stuck around Lindy could have cornered him and coerced him into a broom closet for some quality D-time

In his prime he had a 16 inch waist!

My first impression was that he was cute. But the more I look at it, the more he looks like Gilligan.

Keith Green, on the other hand...

I heard he flirted with BOTH the Tarleton twins!!!!

If you want to know the real dirt you’ll have to talk to his mammy she knows everything!

r17 DP?

Bossy Bottom

he has bitch tits

His cum tastes like sarsaparilla

In his sex dungeon he has a cave of abld bodied men all crying out to serve him

Keith Green was a little stud. I’m sure Linda was into that.

Quick a fainting couch for this ho

Well fiddle dee dee!

r26 Oh my lady. You went out into the sunlight with your head uncovered!? Oh no and where was your parasol?!

Fairycakes Graham is what they call him. Graham was almost canned for getting Paul Ryan in trouble in the elevator...

r28 trouble in the family way?

Who's "they"?

Then there was that Christmas the Graham bitch had too much schnapps, throwing red velvet cake and giggling, "Heah's all of Tayra you'll evah gayut"

He's not gay. He's just a good Baptist who hasn't found the right boy, er, girl.

r32 Baptists like their boys

He loves loose meat sandwiches

I loved her in A Streetcar Named Desire. Lindsey really captured the bitterness , self loathing, and fading sensuality of Blanche.

He took a streetcar named denial

Here’s a tip Senatrice Lindsay is a coward and a TRAITOR - only too happy to turn a blind eye to the cyber attack on the US launched by Russia. TREASONOUS Sissy for begging for the retards favor as he implores Donald to behave and “just TONE IT DOWN.”

This nasty creep wil sink this Democracy in the wink of an eye, Putin Conspiracy, Weak cowardly Congress, Trump appointing his own Judge and Jury to the SCOTUS. In fact i am betting that Senatrice Lindsay is patting him on the back for the Kavanaugh nomination.

This bitch doesnt give a damn about this country - he got his mitts on Rubbles and is glad of it. #AnotherTraitorusRepublian!

r1 But he supports only the kind of bush that confirmed bachelors support.

I am STILL the Belle of DC, but Big Daddy McCain is on his deathbed, so I have FaceTime always connected. It makes a lady scattered.

He looks like Don Knotts in that picture.

R39 Miss Lindsey, will you wear the black widow veil for the required year of mourning? Please say you will. And I would suggest you not be seen with other male suitors until the appropriate time of grieving has passed.

Miss Lindsay usually services his gentleman callers every other Thursday behind the Lincoln Memorial. BYOC!

South Carolina produces the shittiest loudest nuisance politicians ever. Without Charleston, that state would be called East Alabama.

He overcompensates by taking hardline rightwing positions to butch it up. He's not fooling anyone.

He takes the attention away from his state’s other closeted senator.

The OP photo shows him to be exactly what he was, is, and always will be. A country corn pone goober with little to no class.

Miss Lindsey's favorite film

Goodnight, Johnboy. Goodnight, Lindsey.

[Quote]Miss Lindsey, will you wear the black widow veil for the required year of mourning?

Why, of course! Here I am being fitted into one of my several mourning ensembles.

He was instrumental in bringing the language of the fan into the United States.

Why R41, I ^AM^ a lady. A full length black mantilla accessorized with a silver mourning brooch (made from Big Daddy's locks are a must. I will switch to purple after a year,

However, I will accept if some wonderful rogue asks me to dance at a bazaar to raise money for war, and bids the most for my loss of reputation.

He single-handled rescued the fainting couch from obscurity.

Does he still change behind a dressing screen?

R15 made me guffaw.

There are rumors that some dirt is about to drop on La Senatrice. Anyone?

He's a Confederate Queen.

Miss Lindsey dressed for her senior ball.

Gayface visible from the fricken Andromeda galaxy. Jebus Cripe.

Cookies!

I've noticed chemistry between Senator Lindsey Graham and Susan Collins.

Miss Lindsey now in love with Trump. What a hoe this southern bitch is! Her studly, protective and masculine love of her life just passes, and she goes off and falls in love with the Orange haired dictator! Just like McCain did decades before, After that golf game with dumb dumb, Miss Lindsey found someone who gave her the vapors! Good for her! Shes found love again!

Putin probably has some blackmail worthy intel on his private life to make him support the orange anus.

For added entertainment, Google: Lindsey Graham Gay Then look at the Images search results.

Oh dear! Miss Graham never was able to give McCain another son! She must be beside herself :( Do you think she ever had any of the senators sperm frozen? Oh well she now has the chance to give Dump another ugly son! My condolences to Miss Graham on her loss and wish her nothing but happiness with Dump and Putin!

Remember when yearbooks were 85% white?

I think he is being blackmailed by Putin.

Would NOT choke to death on 10 inches.

Only remaining question is what exactly do Vlad's minions have on him? Russian/NRA money?, underage boys?

Must be some strong shit to keep him so far up Trump's ass (metaphorically speaking of course)

"I think he is being blackmailed by Putin."

I think he is being blackmailed by Trump, who is being blackmailed by Putin.

R69, I agree.

And don’t these stupid fucks realize Trump will just throw them to the wolves when he’s finished?

She didn't even wait.... until her man passed to start a new romance! Very undignified for a southern belle. She is a jezebel!

Why is he so vocal? Is it because he thinks the more he's seen, the less people will pry into his private life? Nobody needs to hear from him this much.

Can we refer to him as the Dowager Duchess now that McCain is dead?

When asked at Sunday dinner of biscuits and squirrel gravy if he was dating he replied, "Why yes, Aunt Dixie, in a manner of speaking."

[quote] He fucks young men mostly. or gets fucked by them.

I love the fantasy that

a) he has ever topped in his entire life, and

b) he still has sex.

That hole ain't seen action since the Reagan administration.

Only if he borrows Meghan's dowager's hump, r73.

He pings pretty hard to me. Never been married? Plus, I was recently reading excerpts from a bio he wrote where he goes on about “women” he dated overseas when he was in the military. Sounded phony as phuck. I pray some real dirt comes out on him.

The threat of blackmail against Ms. Lindsey exposing him being gay has been going on for a while now. Trump isn't the first person to think of this. From 2010:

"During a South Carolina Tea Party rally this spring, one speaker created an uproar by postulating that Graham supported a guest-worker program out of fear that the Democrats might otherwise expose his homosexuality. (Graham smirked when I brought this up. “Like maybe I’m having a clandestine affair with Ricky Martin,” he said. “I know it’s really gonna upset a lot of gay men — I’m sure hundreds of ’em are gonna be jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge — but I ain’t available. I ain’t gay. Sorry.”)"

Mary!

Expose his homosexuality? Bitch even I can see he's gay!

“I know it’s really gonna upset a lot of gay men — I’m sure hundreds of ’em are gonna be jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge — but I ain’t available. I ain’t gay. Sorry.”

Goodbye, cruel world! I'm going to stick my head in the oven because I'll never get to have an affair with this gorgeous hunk of man!

What branch of the military was he in?

Sure, Jan...........

Air Force.

[quote]What branch of the military was he in?

Don't ask - don't tell.

I am very disappoint.

I have an awfully hard time wrapping my head around Lindsey in ROTC. I have no problem seeing him as JAG military lawyer, but aren't there physical requirements and training in ROTC? Perhaps not as strenuous as basic training, but I just can't picture him running obstacle courses, tossing a guy over his shoulder and running 20 yds., or field training. He just looks and looked so delicate.

There seems to be no evidence of his sexuality either way. But he pings so many people's gaydars. What is it that makes us think he's gay? For me, it's his facial features, his nose is not pointy at all. There's also something feminine about his eyes, especially when he smiles, but I can't describe it.

The rumour I heard is that he’s supposed to have a long time partner somewhere. Both Lindsey and this guy are supposed to be extremely discrete, and don’t bring any attention to themselves.

Mega housecat tension between him and cockgobbler Aaron Schock. The claws came out when they got near one another because Lindsey resented Schock’s appearance and his flaunting of his sexuality, and Schock thought Lindsey was likely to prey on him if he got too close. Lindsey was the congressional superior by far as a senator, but they nevertheless had tension and Ryan had to be the buffer zone and intermediary.

How many DLers have had him?

I knew someone who had been his former Air Force ROTC instructor (and who had a gay son with a similar don’t-ask-don’t-tell unspoken policy). Graham was very loyal to the old man.

Miss Lindsey is busy with her Labor Day tradition. Welcoming incoming Freshman from The Citadel.

He’s probably part of the hazing ritual, r92. The freshman have to go into a pitch black closet, with their hands tied behind their back while wearing a blind fold. Then, in the pitch darkness, waits Miss Lindsey with his pants around his ankles.

Lindsey Graham, Graham Norton and a graham cracker walk into a bar.

The bar tender says “__________________.”

Ah, Mr & Mr Graham Graham and their little one Cracker!

[quote] What branch of the military was he in?

The WACs.

Conversation with my mother earlier today:

Mom: Cindy McCain broke the basic rule of pearls at the funeral.

Me: eh?

Mom: You're supposed to wear an odd number of strands. She wore four.

Me: One set for her and one set for work-wife Lindsey. How sweet.

Horrid man. How do these people sleep at night?

Often spotted long the I 95 or I 26 corridors. Truck stops and Rest areas.

r99 Has Pedro had him?

"Often spotted long the I 95 or I 26 corridors. Truck stops and Rest areas."

So he stops for gas, big deal.

Well he does get filled up-- both ends

He's the type of guy who in college would just sit in the locker room watching an endless parade of nubile men flesh just go and come and go again

When he puts his bonnet on--then you know that he means business!

All Miss Graham wanted was to become Mrs. John McCain! Now that dream is gone :( What will she do? Oh I forgot, the slutty hag jumped into bed with her new beau, Donald J. Trump! What a nasty southern stinky cunt she is! Bish!

He's ahead of his time. He shows gay white men will be conservative in droves in the years to come.

Most OUT white gay men are not conservative. Studies show out gay people are one of the demographics least likely to vote GOP. Closeted gays, on the other hand.....

[quote] Most OUT white gay men are not conservative.

I worry it's just a matter of time. I see all the gay families and Monday night football.... maybe I just don't like football.

Only a small % of gays voted for Trump

La Senatrice turns 65 today...what is DL sending him, gentlemen?