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DAMMMMNNN GURLLLLLLLL!!!!!

DAMMMMNNN GURLLLLLLLL!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 18July 14, 2018 10:23 PM

His competition.

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by Anonymousreply 1June 21, 2018 2:26 AM

Well trump insists on merit for anyone to immigrate to the US.

by Anonymousreply 2June 21, 2018 3:08 AM

Seriously, that thing CANNOT be real.

And if it was real, why would you wear those shorts??

Poor guy. I'm sure that he has never had sex with anyone in his entire life. He'd probably kill them with that monster.

It is fun to look at, though.

by Anonymousreply 3June 21, 2018 3:25 AM

A new role for FLOTUS.

by Anonymousreply 4June 21, 2018 3:30 AM

R1

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by Anonymousreply 5June 21, 2018 3:47 PM

Imagine...

by Anonymousreply 6June 21, 2018 4:54 PM

OP's photo is a still from a video.

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by Anonymousreply 7June 21, 2018 5:51 PM

It's practically as thick as his thigh!

by Anonymousreply 8June 21, 2018 5:53 PM

He could be a tripod..

by Anonymousreply 9June 21, 2018 5:54 PM

Daaaamn! Talk about a eggplant!

by Anonymousreply 10June 21, 2018 8:24 PM

Poor guy will never be able to fuck another human being, probably can't jack off, and most likely can't even get enough blood flow in that thing to get it hard.

People always think that a bigger, bigger, bigger cock is a good thing. I think this makes it obvious that's not always the case.

by Anonymousreply 11June 21, 2018 8:35 PM

That reminds me—I need to get to batting practice

by Anonymousreply 12June 21, 2018 8:42 PM

This is the third thread in 3 years of this guy on DL

by Anonymousreply 13June 22, 2018 12:54 AM

^ can't wait until next year for the anniversary!

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by Anonymousreply 14July 14, 2018 9:27 PM

Serious question. Would an erection cause him to faint from reduced blood flow to the brain?

by Anonymousreply 15July 14, 2018 9:30 PM

That picture reminds me I need to give Harvey Milburn a call.

by Anonymousreply 16July 14, 2018 9:39 PM

Do I hear monkey noises in the background? Oooh oooh oooh. Seriously where was he videoed?

by Anonymousreply 17July 14, 2018 9:52 PM

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

by Anonymousreply 18July 14, 2018 10:23 PM
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