And the young man I hired for the job is hot!
I’m going to offer him a cold drink and tell him to take his shirt off if he gets too hot.
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And the young man I hired for the job is hot!
I’m going to offer him a cold drink and tell him to take his shirt off if he gets too hot.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 21, 2018 3:32 PM |
It is young Joel?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 20, 2018 3:16 PM |
Were they able to remove the nacreous layer of permacum first?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 20, 2018 3:31 PM |
You might also want to offer him a refreshing shower.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 20, 2018 3:36 PM |
Ask him if he'd like to make a quick $ 250. for 30 minutes of F U N
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 20, 2018 4:04 PM |
Tell him to turn off the pilot light on the furnace and hot water heater. Instead of just you the whole house will explode.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 20, 2018 4:36 PM |
Maybe you should just let him do his job
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 20, 2018 4:50 PM |
Epoxied? Is that what they call it these days?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 20, 2018 5:20 PM |
Take a pic while he’s on his hands and knees!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 20, 2018 5:23 PM |
How big is your house OP? Which country do you live in?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 20, 2018 6:38 PM |
#MeToo
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 20, 2018 6:40 PM |
Turn your HVAC on Heat an hour before. Have it hot as hell and answer the door in towel. Put a big bottle of lube on the floor while your at it.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 20, 2018 6:59 PM |
I can just hear the swishing of the caftan now....
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 20, 2018 7:36 PM |
Wait at the bottom of the basement stairs with your legs spread in the air and a funnel in your butt. This will definitely get his attention.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 20, 2018 8:16 PM |
Is the guy doing this work your neighbor's teenage son? Or perhaps your nephew that you're mentoring? Did I get this thread confused with another? These old perv stories are all starting to sound the same to me.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 20, 2018 8:19 PM |
Fill us in, OP. Is he still there? What happened?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 20, 2018 8:26 PM |
OP's been gay bashed and is now in the hospital.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 20, 2018 8:29 PM |
OP= Ginger Minj
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 20, 2018 8:33 PM |
He finished cleaning the floor. While waiting for it to dry, he said, “You got any other jobs you need help with?”
Truly. But I just said, “No, I’m good for now.” Although I did have him look at an outdoor lamppost fixture that doesn’t work.
He’s due back soon to put down the actual epoxy.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 20, 2018 9:05 PM |
R18, he actually used the word job? Honey, he was asking for it! Throw yourself on him!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 20, 2018 9:59 PM |
Are you sure it isn't just the fumes?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 20, 2018 11:02 PM |
Ask him what kind of jobs he’s interested in. That should give you an idea on whether to pounce or not.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 20, 2018 11:11 PM |
Should have asked him what kind of jobs he specializes in......
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 20, 2018 11:15 PM |
I have a young man who I paid several times to cut my grass. He always wears a muscle shirt and has gym shorts that sag down, exposing his underwear and shapely booty. I refer to him as Big Butt Bobby Perry. When we were in my backyard (which has a steep incline), while we were walking up and down the slope, he held my hand and put his arm on my back to keep me from stumbling, which was very gallant of him. The last time I paid him to do some yard work, though, he didn't complete the job, although I had already paid him. Now, he keeps knocking on my door asking if I have any other jobs for him, and it's an effort to tell him 'No'.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 20, 2018 11:20 PM |
Be strong and stick to your guns, R23. He's not trustworthy.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 20, 2018 11:22 PM |
So OP/R18, did the incredible hunk comment about your fabulous collection of antique Avon perfume bottles on display in your entry foyer?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 20, 2018 11:30 PM |
What is epoxy?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 20, 2018 11:34 PM |
The young man came back to fix something. I had the heat turned way up so he had to remove some clothing. He kicked off his shoes and pulled his sweatshirt off tossing it aside. He had a smooth broad chest. His nipples were hard and perky. He then undid his pants. He's an over muscled teen and he pealed his too tight jeans down off his too big ass and too muscular thighs. He then stepped out of them and kicked them aside. He ended up doing the work in just a pair of white socks and a pair of the skimpiest red and black stripped bikini briefs I had ever seen. His huge manhood weighted heavily in the small pouch of his briefs; his weighty nuts pulled the underpants down causing the waistband to dip in front allowing a few well groomed pubes to show. His dick head was clearly outlined as the lycra cotton garment wrapped around it like shrink wrap.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 20, 2018 11:39 PM |
What about the epoxy?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 21, 2018 12:23 AM |
What IS empoxy?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 21, 2018 12:26 AM |
OP, is it true you slipped into your slinkiest caftan and shimmied around to this for your hired hand?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 21, 2018 12:28 AM |
How largth ith hith thcock?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 21, 2018 12:50 AM |
How largth ith hith thcock?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 21, 2018 12:51 AM |
How largth ith hith thcock?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 21, 2018 12:51 AM |
R27 is where this thing goes off the rails. Hot, young guys today don't wear striped bikini briefs, wouldn't be caught dead in them.
You obviously lifted this shit from some bad 1970's era porn you had stashed away.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 21, 2018 12:55 AM |
Turn the thermostat to 105 degrees, OP. If that doesn't work, spill a drink on him and offer to wash his clothes
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 21, 2018 1:27 AM |
While I love the idea of hooking up with a hired worker/cable guy/plumber—and have had many in my house even within the last year—the only one I know of who was a genuine opportunity for that, was an obese, obviously closeted homosexual, appliance repairman with dozens of dark skin tags on his neck.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 21, 2018 1:31 AM |
R34 Not that I disagree this is an EST, but yes, young guys DO still/nowwear thongs and smaller non-board short underwear, especially if they work out.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 21, 2018 1:21 PM |
Why do sad eldergays come across so often as Blanche Dubois'.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 21, 2018 1:43 PM |
LOL @ R30. Love me some Salt-n-Pepa.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 21, 2018 1:44 PM |
[quote]lonely but I don’t own a caftan
OP, c'mon. You should have invented a few jobs to keep him around. What's wrong with you? Get creative. Have him re-insulate the attic, install new smoke detectors, weed out the back 40.....whatever. If you own a home there should be no end to the odd jobs he could do.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 21, 2018 1:51 PM |
Best of luck to you OP. Please allow me to make a blessing over you- May the god of buttfucking smile upon you and entice this young man to ravish your body and satiate his most carnal desires by using your body for his every whim and need.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 21, 2018 2:14 PM |
Maybe I'm a weirdo, but the guys who come to my house for repair work always smell to high heaven (body odor), no matter the time of year. That's a total turnoff for me so maybe the visuals are good but yikes, can't get past the scent.
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