Trainwreck celebs we can’t believe are still alive

Pete Doherty

Trump

I feel like Amanda Bynes is profoundly mentally ill, not drugged, which puts her in a different class than MJ and Whitney. I think Britney is somewhere in between, but the conservatorship appears to be working for her to keep her sane and at least appearing healthy.

Lindsay Lohan...she does seem destined for a messy crash landing, sadly, factoring in her parentage and her drug habits and her apparent sociopathy. I think it was fucked up of Oprah to pay Lohan for the privilege of exploiting her addiction and her personality disorder to get OWN some ratings, but I did watch the show and it was telling about who Lohan really is. She is most certainly a Jackson/Houston type.

Britney's 'out of control' time was pretty short, actually. Isn't she just your average 36 yr old celebrity?

Aaron Carter

Charlie Sheen

The one Corey who's still alive (said someone stabbed him, forgot which one he is, too lazy to look it up)

Chris Brown

Tori and Dean

Mady Moore’s crack habit has to catch up with her sooner or later.

Just kidding! I’ve met her and she is, to her parents’ credit, as boring as any cubicle-bound office worker, which in the case of former child stars I regard as a virtue.

Liza

Andy Cohen. Proof that meth and crack can act as preservatives until a person reaches the tipping point of no return.

Johnny Depp Russell Crowe Jared Leto Brad Pitt Katie (Jordan) Price (best known in UK) Katie Hopkins (British bitch who needs muzzling/putting down)

Apologies - formatting went to shit on my post.

I like Kate Hopkins. I don't always agree with her about everything, but find her interesting.

Tom Cruise. If only Hale-Bopp would hurry up its return!

R11 she's a full time, professional bitch and hypocrite.

Pretty sure crowe will explode soon. How the hell can someone chainsmoke AND be obese?

Note R9. Typical.

He points to others but , look at the way he thinks:

Kate Hopkins "needs muzzling"

She's a "bitch".

She should "put down" (by that I imagine he's calling for her to be assassinated).

He's for censorship...name calling....advocates violence .... but points fingers at Kate Hopkins?

*She should be "put down"

Katie Hopkins called refugees cockroaches. She's an ugly old racist and I am fine with her being mocked on Datalounge.

LiLo is something of a miracle at this point, like Keith Richards: you can't believe they're still alive.

Johnny Depp is a dead man walking at this point -- he's old enough that it may take a few more years, but he's going to go from looking like death to actual death pretty soon.

Barron Hilton, Paris's youngest brother, is a major trainwreck and he's only in his 20s. Ditto poor Redmond O'Neal, who probably never stood a chance with those two parents of his. Although Hilton just seems like a narcissistic asshole, while I suspect O'Neal is actually mentally ill (even if it's a drug-induced psychosis, it's still real).

Myself, I can't wait for woman-beating all-around POS Chris Brown to bite the dust.

The fascist at R17 has spoken.

Jo Jo.

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So how would you describe her then R15?

Do you think she'd sit down for tea and crumpets and smile demurely at you? Or would she throw every dirty homophobic slur she can think of at you in one of her "opinion pieces"? She's a sorry excuse for a human being and some of her "writings" about victims of sexual assaults take away any pass being female may have given her.

Go start your own Katie Hopkins thread. Fuck off.

Iggy pop.

Angelina. Opiate addict and severely underweight.

Tara Reid

[quote]Britney's 'out of control' time was pretty short, actually. Isn't she just your average 36 yr old celebrity?

Britney Spears was never out of control. Shitstain Harvey Levin was trying hard to make her the next Anna Nicole Smith, stalking her every move and trying to make it seem as if she'd gone "crazy" after she shaved her head. Turned out she was never going crazy (she was shaving her head because her hair was damaged), and she let herself go for a little bit because she probably got tired of living up to her sex kitten image and just wanted to live a simple life.

I'm amazed that Keith Richards has lived this long. But then again, maybe rumors of his out of control substance abuse have been greatly exaggerated. You don't live as long as he has if you were truly that far gone.

r21 Also somehow dodged that murder/manslaughter situation in Ibiza with the guy that fell/was thrown off a balcony.

I loved him when I was 18 mind.

Griffin O'Neal

Redmond O'Neal

Charlie Sheen

Bobby Brown

Charlie Sheen is at least in the top 3.

Lohan, definitely.

Courtney love

Keith Richards claimed in his autobio that he did quality drugs only and never too much! Quality of the drugs! that's what he stressed.

But his housekeeper called the ambulance many times on him though...

DL fave Susan Richardson.

Ozzy Osbourne

Ryan O'Neil and Tatum

Rosie

Anne Heche

Jimmy Fallon

Lizsha

Roseanne

Madonna

Madonna? She is very health conscious and takes good care. I expect her to live a long life.

Not currently A-listers: The Rolling Stones, MacKenzie Phillips, Bieber, all of the O’Neals, the Jackson family, Jeremy Jackson, Chumley from Pawn Stars, Robin and Brennan Thicke.

Slash

Macaulay Culkin

Gary Busey, Michael Hasselhoff, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Gerard Depardieu, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Mickey Rourke

* David Hasselhoff

I used to think Lindsay Lohan but at this point I think she'll probably make it to about 50 or 55, I think she will be another Carrie Fisher type. I don't think she will ever have much of an acting career again, she'll be more of a "camp event". Probably wind up writing a memoir and doing self deprecating bit roles on television.

Him:

Paul Gascoigne

Its hard to believe Sly Stone out lived Prince and Michael Jackson.

Corey cokehead Feldman who believes he was stabbed with a syringe by a Latino wolf pack gang with superhuman powers (I'm not making this up he has actually said this) and they didn't even leave a mark.

Wendy Williams

spencer fug pratt and his annoying wife

Judi Dench

Sinead O'Connor

Sly Stone...underrated and forgotten.

Marliyn Manson.

Jan-Michael Vincent

Heather Locklear

Daniella Westbrook (UK actress/reality show celeb)

Artie Lange

The narrative of Britney being a trainwreck has gotten to the point of pop culture folklore. It was literally just a 2 year stint -- over a decade ago -- where she spun off the rails. The woman has been pretty dull and affectless ever since 2008.

Joey Herherton

Rex Reed

Brett Butler

all the pill heads.

Mo’nique?

Little Richard, for the win. (“Whooooh”).

Andy Dick

Yes, definitely and sadly poor Andy Dick. Obit is probably all fact checked and in draft form, just waiting for the date and location. It’s sad. He was funny for a while.

Rush Limbaugh, please?

R60 how is Little Richard a trainwreck? He's lead a long and succesful life.

[R61] Wasn’t he holed up in a hotel room feuding with John Waters a long while ago? Over a Playboy interview gone bad?

My apologies, [R65] is meant to refer to the entertainer Little Richard, in response to [R64], not 61

Artie Lange and Horatio Sanz. Used to pick them in every death for about a decade. 😂

[QUOTE]Used to pick them in every death pool* for about a decade.

Mickey Rourke

Janice Dickinson

Billy Joe Armstrong

Dave Navarro

All the Rolling Stones

Lisa Marie Presley

Charlie Sheen

Corey Feldman

Johnny Depp

Aaron Carter

Macauley Culkin

Jan-Michael Vincent owns this thread. I remember Howard Stern having him in his death pool back in 2000.

When the apocalypse happens, all that will be left is Cher, cockroaches, and him.

Johnny Depp. Looks like a corpse and probably smells like one as well.

Justin Bieber

Johnny Depp

Corey Feldman

Shelley Duvall

Lindsay Lohan

Aaron Carter

Tila Tequila

Uh. None of this has is news. These people have been dissected and trashed in dozens of threads already.

David Gahan

Helen Lawson

Ozzy Osbourne

Any OD will be from pills.

Keith Richards... how he survived the 60s and 70s... and now he's happily married with a family.

Tommy Lee

R71.. Jan Michael-Vincent... very sad. I had such a crush on him in the 70s.

Edward Furlong

Charlie sheen and Lindsey Lohan. Somehow they are still kicking.

Joaquin Phoenix

Nick Nolte - Ryan O'Neal - Michael Douglas

Demi Lavato.

Brian Wilson.

McCualey Culkin has turned a corner - has put on weight and is tending to his hygiene. It appears his new girlfriend Brenda is helping him stay off opiates/heroin.

Tori Spelling

MC looks good.

Shane MacGowan

Margaret Cho

Giuliana Rancic

Lee Radziwell (and fuck her for keeping that name, and living so long)

Zayn

Jocelyn Wildenstein

Brent Corrigan and Armond Rizzo

Colton Haynes

Marc Jacobs

Saint Angelina

Tila Tequila

Jenna Jameson

Matthew Perry

Shane MacGowan is in terrible shape. He must have booze dementia. He could barely form a sentence. He was in a talk show (around the time he turned 60) and it was just really bad. He was in a wheelchair and so slow mentally. He vapes now. Only drinks beer. supposedly.