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Glamorous man tried to seduce teen boy with Sprite and Chicken Alfredo

An Ohio man who police say tried to lure an underage boy with Sprite and a popular chicken dish was sentenced Monday after pleading guilty.

Albert Maruna, now 23, will serve seven days in the Mahoning County jail, WFMJ reported. He was arrested in December after the 15-year-old boy he planned to meet turned out to be an undercover cop.

Maruna will also spend 120 days on house arrest after his week in jail, and will be on probation for three years. He must also register as a Tier 1 sex offender, according to the news station.

Maruna had traveled to Austintown after meeting who he thought was the teenager on a dating app. The police officer told the then-22-year-old he was 15, to which Maruna reportedly replied he didn't believe in age.

Police, according to WKBN, said Maruna began to develop feelings for the teen and reportedly told the undercover officer, "You are my one and only," and said he wanted to be his husband one day.

Investigators said Maruna sent naked photos of himself to the teen, and ahead of their meet-up agreed to bring lubricant, a chicken Alfredo dish and Sprite. He reportedly requested the teen wear a jock strap during the time they had planned together.

When Maruna, who reportedly admitted to police he hoped to have sex with the teenage boy, was arrested, police discovered he was carrying an iPhone, a MacBook and three zip drives — in addition to “a bottle of Astroglide lubrication, Vaseline lotion, two bottles of Sprite, and chicken Alfredo in a Tupperware container.”

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by Anonymousreply 53June 26, 2018 1:47 PM

I guess it was nice of him to bring lube. But.......terribly optimistic. I do like me some Sprite, but not leftover chicken Alfredo, and my virgin hole will remain virgin, and not be pillaged by some hulking stranger.

by Anonymousreply 1June 20, 2018 5:46 AM

One of Datalounge's rare under-50 posters.

by Anonymousreply 2June 20, 2018 5:46 AM

I guess poultry, pasta and soft drinks are what passes for glamorous in Mahoning, Ohio...

by Anonymousreply 3June 20, 2018 6:24 AM

It must've been Diet Sprite and Lean Cuisine alfredo.

by Anonymousreply 4June 20, 2018 6:26 AM

The undercover cop must have been the only one not to block him right away...

by Anonymousreply 5June 20, 2018 6:28 AM

He couldn't even splurge a little for chicken tetrazzini instead of alfredo?

by Anonymousreply 6June 20, 2018 6:32 AM

Astroglide [bold]and[/bold] Vaseline?

by Anonymousreply 7June 20, 2018 6:54 AM

I'm surprised the Chicken Alfredo survived the drive to Austintown.

by Anonymousreply 8June 20, 2018 6:55 AM

Call Me By Your Name!

by Anonymousreply 9June 20, 2018 6:57 AM

Great police work, the imaginary 15 year old was saved from a mentally challenged 22 year old.

by Anonymousreply 10June 20, 2018 7:03 AM

We all know that Pasta was not for the boy.

by Anonymousreply 11June 20, 2018 9:20 AM

Gotta feel kinda sorry for this guy; his chances of getting laid are -500. But he's gonna get the dick in jail, so maybe it all worked out for the best.

by Anonymousreply 12June 20, 2018 9:22 AM

I mean, the guy brought TWO Sprites when he only promised his Romeo one Sprite.

That has to be worth some clemency from the court.

by Anonymousreply 13June 20, 2018 9:23 AM

Yeah I feel kind of sorry for this guy, he seems mentally challenged. I think there's a reason he's only getting seven days in jail. It has a "scare straight" feel to it. And he'll have to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.

by Anonymousreply 14June 20, 2018 9:29 AM

If he were in NYC, he could have lured the kid with a sandwich from the world's largest Chik-fil-A.

by Anonymousreply 15June 20, 2018 12:09 PM

This guy is SUCH an amateur!!!

Everybody who is anybody knows the way to a 15-year-old boy's heart/pants is with a pool party!!!

Geez!!

by Anonymousreply 16June 20, 2018 12:15 PM

This is all very untoward.

by Anonymousreply 17June 20, 2018 12:17 PM

Oh, Lordy. It would take a lot more than that to make me consider touching him. Maybe a nice $10,000+ check...maybe.

But if a teenage boy is what he wants then I am a little old for him anyway, so it wouldn't matter.

by Anonymousreply 18June 20, 2018 12:18 PM

Dude needs to step away from the Alfredo.

by Anonymousreply 19June 20, 2018 6:31 PM

OP is a right wing troll. I've blocked him earlier.

by Anonymousreply 20June 20, 2018 6:33 PM

Glandular Man Tries To Seduce Homeless Teen With Leftovers From The Kraft Services Table At The Shooting For Seven II : Gluttony Reborn

*wipes his brow*

If he wants to get with Kirstie Alley, this asshole has it in the BAG.

by Anonymousreply 21June 20, 2018 6:35 PM

Why are sentences so lenient for these vile creatures?

by Anonymousreply 22June 20, 2018 7:22 PM

i wonder if it was alfredo from the Olive Garden

by Anonymousreply 23June 20, 2018 7:51 PM

I might do it for a meatball sub and a Fanta.

by Anonymousreply 24June 21, 2018 12:28 AM

It's not as sumptuous a feast as available at Whataburger, but I admit it's tempting and enticing!

by Anonymousreply 25June 21, 2018 12:50 AM

I am beautiful no matter that they say. Words can’t bring my very big body down.

by Anonymousreply 26June 21, 2018 12:54 AM

Lean cuisine chicken Alfredo is actually delicious. It’s very peppery and it is light unlike standard Alfredo which can Sometimes make me feel like I’ve got a brick sitting in my stomach due to all the butter and cream.

You can tell that this was not a very sexually experienced gay guy because he had Astro glide.

by Anonymousreply 27June 21, 2018 12:56 AM

Was the boy Italian?

by Anonymousreply 28June 21, 2018 12:59 AM

Barbara Walters recommended Rosie use Astroglide. Why knows more about getting down and dirty then Barbara.

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by Anonymousreply 29June 21, 2018 1:02 AM

[quote]He must also register as a Tier 1 sex offender

Tier 1!?! Mah boy finally done somethin'!

by Anonymousreply 30June 21, 2018 1:22 AM

WW for R2. So true.

by Anonymousreply 31June 21, 2018 1:33 AM

Terrible reporting. They didn't even say whether the pasta was DRAINED or not.

by Anonymousreply 32June 21, 2018 1:38 AM

He should have tried Chicken Tetrazzini.

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by Anonymousreply 33June 21, 2018 2:05 AM

In these circumstances, I always prefer to use chicken Kiev and Squirt.

by Anonymousreply 34June 21, 2018 2:37 AM

So wait, what?

I mean I know on the surface this story is hilarious, but ... what?

The police officer wasn’t 15. I assume. But the guy was arrested for trying to have sex with a guy who wasn’t a minor?

Does that mean that if I meet a guy who’s 24, and he says to me, “I’m 15,” and I don’t believe him and fuck him, I can be arrested just because he lied and said he was 15, even if he’s not?

by Anonymousreply 35June 21, 2018 2:50 AM

Glamorous Man ? Where?

by Anonymousreply 36June 21, 2018 2:55 AM

Oh that’s smart. Chicken Alfredo and buttsex.

by Anonymousreply 37June 21, 2018 3:18 AM

It's all quite sad, really.

Forever labeled as a sexual predator - when I'll bet you he's never actually had any ... ever.

Disgusting, but still sad.

by Anonymousreply 38June 21, 2018 5:55 AM

From the looks of him, I'm surprised it wasn't that fatty dish with a "diet" Sprite.

by Anonymousreply 39June 21, 2018 5:59 AM

[quote]Was the boy Italian?

The glamorous man would have brought some peach Snapple if he were.

by Anonymousreply 40June 21, 2018 10:05 AM

[quote]In these circumstances, I always prefer to use chicken Kiev and Squirt.

Oh, he wanted to make that "chicken" squirt all right.

by Anonymousreply 41June 21, 2018 3:25 PM

Oh so glamorous. Move over Tom Cruise.

by Anonymousreply 42June 21, 2018 4:01 PM

Shit, this fat fuck got off easy. My old landlord tried to hook up with a 15 yr old on Craigslist and got 2 years in prison (he served about a year and a half), 3 years probation and registering as a sex offender

by Anonymousreply 43June 21, 2018 4:47 PM

Yeah. If someone is doing something they are too young to do, they probably aren’t going to volunteer their age.

by Anonymousreply 44June 21, 2018 5:00 PM

Even though this is a crime, I imagine the cop and his coworkers were laughing HYSTERICALLY at the nude pics and the dinner arrangements.

Also, barebacking? Tsk, tsk!

by Anonymousreply 45June 21, 2018 5:06 PM

What's with the 'glamorous' reference? Chicken Alfredo in a Tupperware container. Urp.

by Anonymousreply 46June 21, 2018 5:09 PM

Does this mean he has to move out of his parents basement?

by Anonymousreply 47June 21, 2018 5:15 PM

This is why they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 48June 21, 2018 5:40 PM

Was the chicken alfredo at least Stouffer's? I really like Stouffer's.

by Anonymousreply 49June 21, 2018 5:41 PM

He's clearly not playing with a full deck. Good work on behalf of the cop, and the sentence is sensible.

by Anonymousreply 50June 21, 2018 5:44 PM

[quote]Investigators said Maruna sent naked photos of himself

Oh, honey. That's the crime.

by Anonymousreply 51June 21, 2018 6:02 PM

[quote]What's with the 'glamorous' reference? Chicken Alfredo in a Tupperware container. Urp.

I'm assuming it's a reference to the recent threads about the 'glamorous' gay couple who were found dead in Houston. Also, looking at the photo of the man in question, taken along with the details of the story, irony is clearly at play.

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by Anonymousreply 52June 22, 2018 8:20 AM

Chickenhawk Alfredo.

by Anonymousreply 53June 26, 2018 1:47 PM
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