ESPN Body Issue 2018

This thread is useless without pics!

When is Rippon's 15 over?

Ahem

I want to see Cristiano Ronaldo on there.

Greg Norman is the former Mr. Chris Evert.

Caitlyn Jenner

How about that luge(?) rider Mazdgar or whatever his last name is...

Chris Mazdzer

The comment “...for the opening of an envelope” is so played out and trite, overused and not a bit funny. Come up with something else.

Needs more women.

"Meh" to these.

How much of a sexist idiot do you have to be to go to the extra effort of NOT listing the women?

R11, why would the OP list the women? This is a gay website. Mainly GAY MEN.

I can read the names of the women just fine when I google them. The point is that OP went out of his way to not just copy the list but to exclude the womens' names for no good reason at all. He's a sexist shit and DL is far from a board for gay men. Grow up.

R13, you’re just sad.

[quote] The comment “...for the opening of an envelope” is so played out and trite, overused and not a bit funny. Come up with something else.

Opening of a manhole? It's not original.

R14, you're just sad.

It's very important we make extra allowances to make room for the frau contingent on DL....

(and let them take over every other thread with their bullshit)

Ha...Adam is predictable. I’d like more football tight ends, like jimmy graham

R17, you do realize there are lesbian here, right? The "fraus" you speak of would be happy with just the men, too. The "fraus" aren't the problem, the rampant sexism and misogyny are the problems. This thread and its OP are just a small and simple illustration of that.

Adam is the only one I have any desire to see.

I always love how ESPN Magazine "celebrates" athletes whose sports receive no coverage in the magazine otherwise. It's so easy to stay current on softball, figure skating, and WWE with their comprehensive coverage!

[quote]you do realize there are lesbian here, right?

And why would I give a shit about that on a gay MENS forum? Men aren't made to feel welcome on lesbian forums why should we accommodate you exactly? Other than that typical female entitlement women are socialised with growing.

*socialised with growing up.

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r1 this thread is useless without NHL hockey studs.

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63 year old guy, 55 year old guy. I'll go out on a limb here and guess there aren't any geezer gals on the list.

R19 Fuck off to Mumsnet

Steve Langton please...

ESPN photos

Wrestling isn't even a sport. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel. I thought it couldn't get any lower than Jumbo Joe (on left). Boy, was I wrong.

Saquon is a whole meal

Damn! Saquon looks like he was sculpted from marble. Incredible body...and that ASS!!!

His Ass is goals

[quote] His Ass is goals

?

R37, “is goals” is a popular current saying for when something is outstanding or inspiring

I thought that was “Fetch” ^

The ears are too distracting.

Unless it's Harden naked, not interested.

That is such awkward usage, R38.

To each his own, r33. That's just about my dream thruple right there.

Adam looks ridiculous with those bat ears. That coif is less than flattering. Other than his butt...not impressed by him as much as he's impressed by himself.

For a team Bronze medalist he thinks pretty highly of himself too... I dislike him even more than Johnny Weir.

"is goals" is for dumbs.

Oh, please go eat your own cunt, r43. Then continue to consume the rest of your unworthy self until there is nothing left of you but trace amount of urine and feces.

I think would be better than Rippons bronze medal urine and feces r45 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

OP thanks for the post and not including the gashes.

Greg Norman making all your rich muscle daddy dreams come true!

Saquon is Boss

Yasiel, Yasiel, Yasiel. The only one with real star quality.

r33 Fair enough, to each his own.

This is my favourite. When they dressed up as Batman and Robin one year I nearly died.

Yasiel is so hot

Full issue

Too many hot mens

the black male athletes have huge buttocks

Beautiful black men

It is boring. Same poses year after year. Don't any of these guys have body hair? I'll always look, but those French Ruggers do it much better.