Move Over Elle Macpherson and Gisele Bundchen, Tori Spelling, Mother of Five, is THE BODY!

Okay, now let’s see it head on. She’s posed very deliberately to create an illusion. Any woman with a less than perfect body recognizes it.

That swimsuit really fits her and her curvaceous figure. What a stunning woman!

Any man would be proud to dive into that! Stop hating. Tori looks incredible, and has aged like a fine wine. She should go into modeling.

Why is she wearing a rubber Barbie mask

Ready for the Parisian catwalk with a bit more toning.

Excuse me, everyone knows I'M the one know as THE BODY!

Racists. You all damn well know I'm known as THE BODY!

The epitome of LA body, Oakland face.

Her face!!

Look at the long scar on the inside of her left upper arm!

R10, I think that’s a tattoo.

Because she and the Deaner are classy people.

Yes, r11 - it's an ancient Peruvian HIEROGLYPH denoting Love, Peace and Procreation.

OMG--did she have skin removal on her arms? That's what that long scar on her inner arm looks like. But that's usually for people who have lost over 100 lbs. The face is even weirder than it was before. What did she do to it? OP's picture is very disturbing.

Her face looks so weird. I hate to bitch about her since it's sort of refreshing that not all actors out there are model gorgeous. Then again the only reason she was hired for 90210 was her dad. Everything about the Spellings is so weird. Candy is gift wrapping Aaron's gold bars at the penthouse with her dolls while the kids are barely getting by living the reality tv life or pretending to be life coaches. I have parents who still keep giving me money and I'm in my 40s, and they are not wealthy at all. It's weird to so see how others deal with their offspring. Then again maybe the kids just simply put are total cunts and Candy doesn't want to deal with them. Or don't want the money go to their grifter spouses.

What is that scar running down the inside of her arm? The site of her botched liposuction?

She's fat and flabby. The pic doesn't even look real.

She put on weight, but she was never obese. But this tits can't be hers. Her own tits are droopy and saggy.

Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake.

That is so badly photoshopped - come on people, really?

I was known as the Body Beautiful. That was my...whaddya call it....

I love r18.

It’s not a SCAR. It’s a TATTOO. It probably says “she thought she could so she did” or something equally inspirational.

And her swimsuit looks terribly photoshopped. Like when a website shows you the same garment in several different colors/patterns.

Her body is so carefully posed, every limb and body part at the most flattering angle possible.

This can't be right, how are her arms thicker than her waist.

I am ashamed for knowing this, but it is a scar on her arm from getting burned at Benihana.

Move over bacon.

R22, it’s a tattoo. She and The Deaner got matching tats. It says (and I had to google that shit):

“Tout mon coeur, tout ma vie” inscribed on their inner biceps. Translated into English, their tats mean "My whole heart, my whole life."

I heard that she's so poor she can't even afford to photoShop

She resembles Amanda LePore. Seriously.

What happened to elle's chest? She used to pretty much be boobs on legs...

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OMG she is so photoshopped she looks like clarabelle the clown

OMG - the waist is completely photoshopped. How are you bitches missing this? That waistline isn't real - it's not how she is posing, it's clearly photoshopped.

Her face - just wow. Way to much surgery. She wasn't stunning by any means before, but the surgery really did a number on her face.

Even the bottom of her thigh (on the left) looks a bit blurred - that was photoshopped too. Guess she had too much cellulite there and they had to shop it out and slim the thigh.

She should have hired a better artist to do the photoshopping...

Right R34? The whole torso is photoshopped on both sides, and I think the right arm as well. I was waiting for someone to bring it up. Honestly, at least she looks somewhat like a normal mom now, if you ignore the plastic face.

She looks better with a little weight on her, but she needs to quit fucking with her face. Where does she even get the money for plastic surgery?

[Quote] It’s not a SCAR. It’s a TATTOO. It probably says “she thought she could so she did” or something equally inspirational.

If only!

Her face is a disaster.

She needs an intervention

Dean looks considerably less keen than horseface at r24

I didn't even have to click OP's link to see that that's some BAD photoshop in Tori's pic.

But let's keep it real: how good could she realistically look, after FIVE kids and at age, what, 45?

She depresses me. That whole family does.

My baby was stabbed!

[quote]Tori's healthy eating and 'hard work' are clearly starting to pay off. How does she do it? On a zero budget?

on a zero budget, thin is easy

one of the few so called stars who makes me

vomit.

I think that's a lovely photo, and what a choice suit too. Very cute. Tori is looking great!

Butterface!

^ Even [bold]after[/bold] cosmetic surgery!

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