Who do you choose?
Politicians not included— that’s for another thread.
I’m going with Ryan Seacrest.
There are so many...
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Who do you choose?
Politicians not included— that’s for another thread.
I’m going with Ryan Seacrest.
There are so many...
by Anonymous | reply 184 | June 28, 2018 8:57 AM |
Kanye
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 18, 2018 2:15 PM |
People who start "You're allowed to slap one (insert category here) in the face - really hard - with no ramifications or consequences" threads.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 18, 2018 2:22 PM |
Kanye
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 18, 2018 2:31 PM |
The nearest Kardashian.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 18, 2018 2:32 PM |
Roseanne
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 18, 2018 2:33 PM |
John Legend
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 18, 2018 2:38 PM |
Justin Bieber.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 18, 2018 5:20 PM |
Andy Cohen, without hesitation.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 18, 2018 5:22 PM |
David Thewlis.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 18, 2018 6:44 PM |
Really hard?
Olivia de Havilland.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 18, 2018 6:46 PM |
Mose RcGowan.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 18, 2018 6:47 PM |
Lee Pace
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 18, 2018 6:51 PM |
Kelly Ripa
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 18, 2018 6:52 PM |
Alex Jones.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 18, 2018 7:02 PM |
TRump
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 18, 2018 7:03 PM |
Susan fucking Sarandon. I’d slap her so hard she’d spit her teeth out.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 18, 2018 7:09 PM |
Farrah Abraham because she's a talentless cunt who is trying to matter.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 18, 2018 7:15 PM |
Mitch Pileggi - after having makeup sex with Howie Dean, I'd slap Mitch in the face and pray he slaughters my hole as punishment.
BTW, when we get to sportsball people, I'm using Howie Long.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 18, 2018 7:22 PM |
Jeff Bezos
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 18, 2018 7:34 PM |
Joy Ann Reid. I'd slap the black off her!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 18, 2018 7:40 PM |
Zendaya
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 18, 2018 7:46 PM |
What r2 said.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 18, 2018 7:46 PM |
Lena Dunham
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 18, 2018 7:56 PM |
Ben affleck with my cock!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 18, 2018 7:58 PM |
Hell, Ben affleck with Lena Dunham's cock.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 18, 2018 8:00 PM |
Katie Lee
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 18, 2018 8:00 PM |
How old are you, OP? You would want to slap someone really, really hard? You wouldn't want to hit them or punch them but slap them?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 18, 2018 8:01 PM |
Ali Fedotowsky.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 18, 2018 8:03 PM |
Meghan McCain
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 18, 2018 8:04 PM |
Ann Coulter
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 18, 2018 8:05 PM |
Madonna , since 2010
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 18, 2018 8:06 PM |
I didn't want to be guilty of encouraging violence against women so I picked Ann Coulter.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 18, 2018 8:14 PM |
r30 Ann Coulter is a horse not a celebrity
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 18, 2018 8:26 PM |
Jimmy Fallon right in the middle of one of his fake laughing bits.
I'll settle for watching Jason Momoa beat him up with water again though. Satisfying in every way.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 18, 2018 8:36 PM |
Anna wintour
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 18, 2018 8:44 PM |
"Judge" Jeannine Piro.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 18, 2018 8:44 PM |
r36 That's not a celebrity that's a talking anal wart
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 20, 2018 7:30 PM |
r29 That's not a celebrity but an ice cold fridge
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 20, 2018 7:31 PM |
Still say Andy Cohen. Now and forever.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 20, 2018 7:33 PM |
Mitzi Gaynor
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 20, 2018 7:33 PM |
Debra Messing.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 20, 2018 7:38 PM |
Matt Bomer.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 20, 2018 7:40 PM |
Jada, Will and all the Smiths!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 20, 2018 7:42 PM |
Beyonce. Maybe that would wake her up to get away from the Liar and Cheat she is married to.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 20, 2018 7:48 PM |
At least two of you called me a celebrity!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 20, 2018 7:54 PM |
Ryan Secrets
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 20, 2018 8:34 PM |
Corey Lewandowski
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 20, 2018 8:40 PM |
Since Susan Sarandon already got a slap from R16, I'll choose Mika Brzezinski.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 20, 2018 8:46 PM |
Another one for Kanye. All the slaps in the world aren't enough.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 20, 2018 9:45 PM |
No wait: STEPHEN MILLER.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 20, 2018 9:48 PM |
has-been rocker Ted Nugent, but like someone up thread said, it would be more like a punch in the face, a slap is too girlie
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 20, 2018 9:59 PM |
Papa Neil
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 20, 2018 10:21 PM |
Yes R50, I'll hold your jacket for you. . The problem is, once just wouldn't be enough. I'd never get tired of punching that slack faced little cockmuppet.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 20, 2018 11:01 PM |
I think we might be able to get a DL consensus on Miller. There's really nobody worse on the planet.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 20, 2018 11:13 PM |
I’m sure there is a long line, but Mike Pence. I can wait
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 20, 2018 11:36 PM |
R48, and why all the hate for Susan Sarandon? Oh, that's right...because she actually had the cheek to reject supporting a phony, warmongering cunt like Hillary Clinton, is it? But of course!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 20, 2018 11:42 PM |
Angela Lansbury. Such a slut.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 20, 2018 11:43 PM |
Did I mention Andy Cohen yet?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 20, 2018 11:53 PM |
Bella Thorne.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 21, 2018 12:01 AM |
Steve Harvey, slap those fuckin' oversized horse teeth out of his mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 21, 2018 12:05 AM |
Rosie O’donnell
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 21, 2018 12:07 AM |
Jennifer Lopez. Who the fuck buys her music??? Scheriously.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 21, 2018 12:10 AM |
Rosie's a nice choice.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 21, 2018 12:11 AM |
R56 you must be fucking around, Bush & Trump! What's her John Bircher Hat trick going to be??
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 21, 2018 12:20 AM |
Paris Dennard—that stepin fetchit uncle tomming dwarf
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 21, 2018 12:29 AM |
Frankie Grandé. Just because I can. I'd kick his half-sister Ariana Grandé in the cuntbone.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 21, 2018 12:36 AM |
Angela Lansbury
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 21, 2018 12:37 AM |
Michael Lucas
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 21, 2018 12:38 AM |
David O Russell or Jared Leto.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 21, 2018 1:08 AM |
R31, I agree with Madonna but my intense dislike goes back to 1984.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 21, 2018 1:09 AM |
R71, Looks like Woods got the face he deserved.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 21, 2018 2:03 AM |
Andrew Rannells.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 21, 2018 6:30 AM |
Markle.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 21, 2018 6:36 AM |
Nicole Kidman
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 21, 2018 6:38 AM |
Rebel Wilson
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 21, 2018 6:41 AM |
A toss-up between Scott Baio and Tucker Carlson. Also, I'd like to be wearing several big rings or brass knuckles.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 21, 2018 6:43 AM |
Oh, wait, Piers Morgan, yeah, that bastard.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 21, 2018 6:48 AM |
James Comey.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 21, 2018 7:29 AM |
Norah o donnel. I can't stand that smug can't. Also Sally Quinn.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 21, 2018 9:02 AM |
I'd punch Matt Taibbi
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 21, 2018 9:03 AM |
Meryl Streep
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 21, 2018 9:04 AM |
Roseanne while saying"Snap Out Of It".
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 21, 2018 9:19 AM |
Manu!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 21, 2018 9:20 AM |
R84 That's Mr. President to you!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 21, 2018 9:31 AM |
Ronan Farrow.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 21, 2018 12:46 PM |
Kellyanne Conway
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 21, 2018 1:23 PM |
This cunt. For taking an incredible opportunity to bring more acceptance, strength, and power to the LGBTQ community and fucking it all up by being nothing more than an ignorant, hypocritical Trump humper.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 21, 2018 1:30 PM |
Tom Hanks, no contest.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 21, 2018 1:48 PM |
I would LOVE to smack the smug right off Justin Timberlake’s face. Hate his pompous guts.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 21, 2018 2:00 PM |
Mel Gibson. I'm a lez so it would make him even angrier.
And second choice Susan Sarandon. "I don't vote with my vagina." Well, maybe you should -- it's clearly smarter than the rest of you!
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 21, 2018 2:15 PM |
Both Simon Cowell & Piers Morgan
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 21, 2018 2:40 PM |
92 threads and no fucking Laura Ingraham
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 21, 2018 3:01 PM |
Taylor swift
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 21, 2018 3:16 PM |
R88, You mean this fake cunt. Perhaps call Jenner Faccunt.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 21, 2018 3:34 PM |
Andy Cohen. It might correct his eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 21, 2018 4:11 PM |
Tea Leoni
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 21, 2018 4:20 PM |
The #1 answer is always going to be Andy Cohen!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 21, 2018 4:23 PM |
Matt Damon. slap him and shove my dick in his mouth!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 21, 2018 4:50 PM |
Barbara Walters the most smug condescending unctuous interviewer ever. I don't care how old, frail and demented she may be now. I'd knock her clear across a freeway.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 21, 2018 4:56 PM |
R100. LOL! Me too.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 21, 2018 4:59 PM |
Shonda Rimes.I hate the shondaverse!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 21, 2018 5:00 PM |
Ronaldo. Slap him with the truth. Come out of the closet..the CLOSET killsSs
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 21, 2018 5:00 PM |
Ava DuVernay, a talentless smug bitch who stunk at directing Wrinkle in Time. Also, Lena Waithe, an average talent who got a lot of heat because she is a black lesbian. They both play the race card as their entitlement to careers they don't deserve based on talent. .
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 21, 2018 5:03 PM |
Madonna, right upside her plastic face.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 21, 2018 5:15 PM |
Justin Bieber. Slap his face with my dick then shove it down his throat.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 21, 2018 5:25 PM |
Angelina Jolie. Tori Soellung and Angie Harmon are in a second place tie.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 21, 2018 5:38 PM |
^^^^ Tori Spelling
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 21, 2018 5:39 PM |
Tori Soellung is how you'd say Tori Spelling if you had a cleft palate.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 21, 2018 5:58 PM |
r104 I second DuVernay. In a town of entitled white men she somehow manages to out-smug them all.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 21, 2018 8:39 PM |
Brie Larson
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 22, 2018 9:19 AM |
Chris Pratt
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 22, 2018 11:52 AM |
Chuck Norris
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 22, 2018 12:01 PM |
Ted Nugent
by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 22, 2018 12:19 PM |
Chris Pratt.
Shut the fuck up Jesus boy.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | June 22, 2018 12:28 PM |
Visionary video director Ava DuVernay
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 22, 2018 1:29 PM |
I get a little uncomfortable with the Ava DuVernary hate on DL. It seems just a bit coded for my taste. And before you preach how it’s ok to hate a black woman and that’s its a weird reverse racism to feel people of color are above reproach- spare me. I live in Trump’s America and know a dog whistle when I hear it.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | June 22, 2018 5:01 PM |
Tom Hiddleston. Slap him with my dong and then deep dong him all night long. That skinny bastard seems like he was built to take dong
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 22, 2018 6:29 PM |
[slap] Wake up, Anthony Bourdain! [slap] Wake up! [slap] We need you!
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 22, 2018 9:55 PM |
[quote]I get a little uncomfortable with the Ava DuVernary hate on DL. It seems just a bit coded for my taste. And before you preach how it’s ok to hate a black woman and that’s its a weird reverse racism to feel people of color are above reproach- spare me. I live in Trump’s America and know a dog whistle when I hear it.
So disliking a black celebrity is per se racist?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 22, 2018 9:56 PM |
Woody Allen
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 22, 2018 10:00 PM |
Most of those names sound good but I would have to go with Trump but I could not stop at a slap. I would tear his throat out with my teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 22, 2018 10:06 PM |
Alan Dershowitz
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 22, 2018 10:09 PM |
[quote]BTW, when we get to [bold]sportsball[/bold] people, I'm using Howie Long.
I’m loving this expression. Second time I saw it today, I wonder if it’s the same “bloke.” And Long is a good choice, BTW.
I also love R91, alas it wouldn’t work out, since I’m a male, but don’t think there isn’t love there!
OP, I beg you. BEG you, please let me have two. I can’t decide between Kim or Kanye. If you won’t give me two, I have to then switch it to Bill Cosby.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 22, 2018 10:13 PM |
124 responses and nobody said Cosby yet?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 22, 2018 10:42 PM |
Sorry r124, you beat me, r125, by a second.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 22, 2018 10:42 PM |
That’s ok, R126. I often beat myself for seconds.
Wait, that’s probably not what you meant.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 22, 2018 10:52 PM |
The only people who use the term "race card" are ignorant racist and low life fools.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 22, 2018 10:57 PM |
Sean Hannity
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 22, 2018 11:01 PM |
Lena Dumbhams
by Anonymous | reply 130 | June 22, 2018 11:21 PM |
Matt Lauer
Lance Armstrong
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 23, 2018 12:39 AM |
[quote] I get a little uncomfortable with the Ava DuVernary hate on DL. It seems just a bit coded for my taste. And before you preach how it’s ok to hate a black woman and that’s its a weird reverse racism to feel people of color are above reproach- spare me. I live in Trump’s America and know a dog whistle when I hear it.
Those are your neuroses. Don't force them on us.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | June 23, 2018 12:44 AM |
Robert DeNiro ... it's not even close.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 23, 2018 12:45 AM |
Lin Manuel Miranda
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 23, 2018 12:48 AM |
Can't believe I forgot L-MM. The worst.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 23, 2018 11:28 AM |
Sandy Duncan
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 23, 2018 12:36 PM |
Judy Davis
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 23, 2018 1:02 PM |
Gary Oldman
by Anonymous | reply 138 | June 23, 2018 1:02 PM |
Julia Gillard
by Anonymous | reply 139 | June 23, 2018 1:03 PM |
Another vote for Susan Sarandon; I don't mind waiting in line behind R11 and other posters.
David Thewlis? This one puzzles me...
by Anonymous | reply 140 | June 23, 2018 1:12 PM |
Robert Wagner
For killing the beauty that was Natalie Wood.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | June 23, 2018 1:32 PM |
OJ Simpson
by Anonymous | reply 142 | June 23, 2018 1:32 PM |
Kirk Cameron
by Anonymous | reply 143 | June 23, 2018 1:35 PM |
Helen Lawson
by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 23, 2018 1:39 PM |
Madonna
by Anonymous | reply 145 | June 23, 2018 3:46 PM |
R144, If Helen had a dollar for every time she was slapped in the face she never would have had to appear on basic cable.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | June 23, 2018 3:58 PM |
Paul Ryan.
Easy choice.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | June 23, 2018 4:57 PM |
Taylor swift.
Just insufferable and her little rat face could do for a good slapping
by Anonymous | reply 149 | June 23, 2018 5:26 PM |
Apparently there is an episode of How I Met Your Mother dedicated in part to NPH getting his face slapped.
This thread reminds me of the line in The Maltese Falcon where Sam Spade says to Joel Cairo "When you're slapped you'll take it and like it" at which point Joel gets three vicious slaps to the face.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | June 23, 2018 5:32 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 151 | June 23, 2018 5:37 PM |
[quote]Paul Ryan. Easy choice.
It would be an easy choice for someone who didn’t read the OP. It specifically said no politicians, you muppet.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | June 23, 2018 6:29 PM |
Dear R117. Spend 5 minutes with Ava and you will forget any notion of racism against her. She is an ego maniac and if anyone is racist it's her. She feels entitled to a career because of her status as a black woman who claims to be oppressed by the industry. In reality, she had a powerful position at one of the studios prior to become a director. Nobody plays the race card better than her, to her own advantage. And she is not very talented, which has nothing to do with race. Lena Horne and Sammy Davis Jr. and Michael Jackson are three of the most talented people in history, and nobody qualifies them because of their race. They were the best at their craft. No question.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | June 23, 2018 7:11 PM |
Susan Sarandon
by Anonymous | reply 154 | June 26, 2018 12:57 PM |
Eminem I hate that ugly angry little rat face. 40 something but with the mind of a anti social 12 year old boy. Yuck.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | June 26, 2018 1:06 PM |
r155 He's gross and DONE
by Anonymous | reply 156 | June 26, 2018 8:45 PM |
Jaden Smith.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | June 26, 2018 8:55 PM |
Owen Jones and Lily Allen. I can't wait until "slap" is upgraded to "bitch lick". Owen Jones and Lily Allen need ONE good bitch lick each. Gotta put your shoulder behind that.
Nearest American phrase would be "pimp slap". Mother and other wise no account father didn't give me good food to waste on a mere "slap".
by Anonymous | reply 158 | June 26, 2018 8:57 PM |
Ariana Grande.. I hate her because she believes in the Devil
by Anonymous | reply 159 | June 26, 2018 9:01 PM |
[quote]Jaden Smith.
Dafuq I did?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | June 26, 2018 9:04 PM |
Shia Labeouf
by Anonymous | reply 161 | June 26, 2018 9:58 PM |
Gwyneth Paltrow
by Anonymous | reply 162 | June 26, 2018 11:44 PM |
All of them.
they need to sit down & shutthefuck up when not singing/dancing/acting.
if they can't do the latter (ex. ktrash), they need to die.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | June 27, 2018 12:02 AM |
Amandla Stenberg
by Anonymous | reply 164 | June 27, 2018 12:48 AM |
Roseanne
by Anonymous | reply 165 | June 27, 2018 1:03 AM |
Jon Erik Hexum
by Anonymous | reply 166 | June 27, 2018 1:17 AM |
Cardi B
Stripper/borderline hooker/wannabe pop star
talentless slut
SLAP!!!
by Anonymous | reply 167 | June 27, 2018 12:28 PM |
R167 Whaddya mean "borderline?" She's full on whore.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | June 27, 2018 1:29 PM |
Kanye
by Anonymous | reply 169 | June 27, 2018 1:48 PM |
Don’t understand the Rosie O hate. Yup, she can be a big mouth broad but she most definitely speaks truth to power. (And she is a huge tipper; indicative of decent character.)
by Anonymous | reply 170 | June 27, 2018 2:34 PM |
r168, I was trying to be nice.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | June 27, 2018 2:38 PM |
Trump
by Anonymous | reply 172 | June 27, 2018 2:44 PM |
Kushner's face is asking for slapping.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | June 27, 2018 9:07 PM |
DJT, with a shovel, repeatedly?
by Anonymous | reply 174 | June 27, 2018 9:10 PM |
Justice Anthony M. Kennedy
by Anonymous | reply 175 | June 27, 2018 10:44 PM |
Janet Jackson. Except, I fear when you slap her, an ugly tit pops out.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | June 27, 2018 10:49 PM |
Cesar Romero
by Anonymous | reply 177 | June 28, 2018 1:32 AM |
Lady Gags
by Anonymous | reply 178 | June 28, 2018 1:47 AM |
Lady boy Gaggag
by Anonymous | reply 179 | June 28, 2018 3:35 AM |
[quote]It would be an easy choice for someone who didn’t read the OP. It specifically said no politicians, you muppet.
Well, it's not in the title Mary Hall Monitor!
You are really strict. I imagine you are a really bossy bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | June 28, 2018 5:49 AM |
Dr Phil’s wife. I despise that creepy bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | June 28, 2018 6:04 AM |
This is merely a different set of cheeks to slap--I want to slap Christopher Meloni's ass cheeks, also Tim Tebow's delicious ass adding a squeeze to his with the slap plus a searching probe of his asscrack. With Christopher Meloni it would be more to see how much the ass cheeks bounce when smacked right where they protrude the most. Actually with both of them I don't think I could stop with just one, it would have to be a full on spanking.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | June 28, 2018 6:10 AM |
Kimye
by Anonymous | reply 183 | June 28, 2018 6:35 AM |
[quote]Well, it's not in the title Mary Hall Monitor!
How long do you want the fucking title to be?
[quote]You are really strict. I imagine you are a really bossy bottom.
Dom top.
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