He isn't gay, he.....

....is married to Mother.

.....just accidentally falls into sailors

[Quote]“The opportunity never presented itself at the right time, or I never found time to meet the right girl, or the right girl was smart enough not to have time for me.”

...'s British.

Hasn’t met the girl of his dreams

Likes track lighting

...always stayed home and took care of his mother.

's artistic.

...had his heart broken by Sonya Henning

...he always hits bottom in his relationships.

he can't find a girl who loves gladiator and diva movies.

...he's covering a birth mark with those neck pearls.

. . . is a black intellectual. They don't act like your typical black male.

Swear to God I must have heard this a dozen times at least, when I lived down South.

... is a Warrior Monk (whatever the actual fuck that is).

's an Aquarius.

..... simply keeps that handbag store of his stocked with all of the purses that fall out of his mouth.

..... dates a girl who attends another school.

he's just SHY!

... only dates in Europe.

He isn't gay, he is my legally-wed husband.

‘s hired a photographer to document his taxpayer-funded travels.

...enjoys a deep, full-body massage every so often at the Hollywood Spa.

...is truly in love with that wheelchair-bound octogenarian WWII era ex-starlet.

's just focusing on his career

...said "I'm not gay" in 2003

... just has a colorful flair.

... was raised in a family of women.

....lives with Mother.

...carries man purse.

....is....gay. Like Derek.

‘s just festive!

... is a little different, you know? He wears stylish clothing

's dedicated to the church.

He's just devoted to his career

is unemployable, free as a daisy, and down to fuck.

... is just a little pouffy.

... dated Taylor Swift

[quote]Sonya Henning

Oh, DEAR!

He is doing research inside of that gay bar.

... just needs the money.

... just refuses to marry while his mother is still alive.

He just refuses to be pigeon-holed by the Kinsey Rating Scale.

's queer.

's from a country where it's not considered gay for men to do that.

's abundantly expressive due to his flag dancing training.

is a hip EDM star!

...prefers the company of men.

...wants to avoid drama in a relationship.

...is just sharing an apartment with Joe (for 10 years), that's all.

...is simply Tom Cruise.

...is a world-famous photographer and happily married to me!

...is a gender-nonconforming, sexually fluid, polyamorous, non-cis, label-rejecting, pantyhose-wearing, word salad-saying, fame-whoring Millennial unicorn!

But call me Nico Tortorella for short!

's respectful of women

[quote] is unemployable, free as a daisy, and down to fuck.

That's so ME!!

Works long hours.

Decorates his office to look like Downton Abbey

really really likes women!

's bisexual

He's just British

He always has a new model on his arm!

married a WOMAN!

just prefers the company of his pedigree Angora cat, Boopsie

He just can't choose which beauty to wed!

just enjoys hanging out with the boys

likes being alone

‘s a confirmed bachelor.

... rather stay home to give all his attention to mother dear.

... he just can't bear making mother dear jealous by consorting with another woman.

…. he just fucks and gets fucked by other men on camera for small pittances of money because like Fantine in Les Miserables, he needs the dough to feed his baby.

He’s just big-boned.

He's musical.

He just went gay all of a sudden!

...can such the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Is an academic.

has a personal assistant who just happens to be male.

I love op's option 3. I remember the video clip of the anti-gay politician awkwardly waiting for the elevator with a young gay prostitute who was carrying his luggage. The politician didn't even know the young man was gay; he simply hired him to go on vacation with him as an assistant. What a coincidence!

reads a lot.

...and Neville just bathe together to save water.

Is a very snappy dresser.

‘s just using it to take Wayne’s temperature.

's dedicated to teaching figure skating to inner city youth.

Is very organized.

... just knows all there is to know about load-bearing walls.

... and Tarquin are just good friends.

... has a girlfriend in Canada.

...just fucks men for beer.

... and him snuggle a lot, and sleep in the same bed, because their apartment is drafty.

...just doesn't discuss his private life.

...loves Diane, did you not hear him?

... only has sex with men for money.

...is actually a very big friend of Dorothy.

Just enjoys two fists in his anal

How very DARE you! Who dear? Me dear? Gay dear? NO dear!

's sophisticated and cultural.

's just really into school.

's just on the beat.

...just really wanted to marry Karen Carpenter.

Oh here is Brendan a year ago.

... he's just a hot transvestite.

I'm laughing my ass off at the Miss Lindsey quote at r3. Poor guy, just never had the time to find Mrs. Right :-(

I can't believe guys are still using that line in the 21st century.

. . . spends too much time in the Senate to settle down with a Jersey girl.

....is dating slightly masculine race car driver Danica Patrick!

he' s just gay friendly.

'S a Yalie.

's a woman!

's a woke ally

Is an elected member of Congress who taps his foot under other stalls in airport bathrooms. He’s just a nervous flyer.

....just enjoys sexting teenage boys who work at the mall and buying them underwear

Just works in the arts.

just lives with his attorney. (seriously heard this come out of an old deluded Jewish lady's mouth about her nephew)

's just thin and neat.

Just likes things a certain way.

R60 Not anymore

's just in touch with his feminine side.

's European.

.....dated Helen Hunt and is madly in love with Dianne!

He just had twins with a gorgeous human rights lawyer!

....... played in "CRUISING" but it probably was a mistake, because nowadays he's married with children!

... has a gay boyfriend.

R110 Pacino is not married is he?

Still recovering from when his high school sweetheart broke his heart.

'S NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED!

but she's married to a lesbian beard

Just went to Oxford.

Felt a calling to the seminary.

‘s an aesthete.

Just enjoys the traditional art of gift wrapping.

‘s a Man About Town.

Works at the Vatican because of the great breakfast and free parking.

is in denial

Spends all his time mentoring trainee firemen.

‘s just trying to sell his mother’s house (she’s been dead for 15 years).

Has high standards and refuses to settle!

Just has a good eye for color and pattern.

Just likes to set a nice table.

‘s in a long-distance relationship with an Extremely Skittish Temptress.

Just enjoys collecting antique textiles.

Just enjoys the finer things in life.

... just doesn't want to talk about his personal life

... gave his friend a ring to celebrate their production company. He also lives with him and his friend's wife for convenience.

's a Christian, and saving himself for marriage.

he’s just feminine

Ask to Johnny Boy to answer OP’s question.

.....has an inseparable "personal assistant" who lives with him

's just REALLY into Judy, Barbra, and Bette.

really has an eye for arranging furniture the right way. It's really remarkable!

took the veil, twice!

he just likes Presenting

... changes his shirt 2 or 3 times a day.

's just theatrical! (Or, "He just loves the theatre!"

's just an old school gentleman.

is busy managing his boybands and child actors.

's a cock aficionado.

....is a Republican, family values senator who believes in the Bible

he’s MARRIED!

's metrosexual

I think R145 may have closed this thread!

Just makes hats for a living.

Was Thom Racina's whore

was experimenting

Just has a liberal bishop.

has just been experimenting with gay sex since 1987

has a wife

A priest

.....is saving himself for the right girl

he's asexual

he's bisexual

... just really likes Madonna.

Has a girlfriend doing volunteer work in Haiti.

is Ted Haggard.

enjoys strolling in the park at 3am just like Kevin Spacey, Jeremy Renner, and Marco Rubio!!!

...just taking shirtless pics with his bro in the gym for IG

's just excited about his job.

... playful and touchy-feely.

was just raised proper. Someone sucks your dick, you suck theirs.

was a victim of surprise anal. He has never been the same.

That's right, r166. He was turnt out, the poor thing. It ain't his fault why he now do what he do.

's married to Ivanka Trump.

's simply been a Barbra Streisand fan since he was a kid.

flounces around his house like Scarlett because he's a Margaret Mitchell fan.

... didn't have any other options in prison.

Lol this thread!

's just so glad his team won.

's just sniffing his new cologne.

's just showing him how the selfie feature works.

...an "exuberant" local news personality!

... he's telling him a secret, but inadvertently missed his ear.

's just making sure his gym buddy isn't accidentally cut out from the shot. They're such good friends!

... he's just very hands-on about embracing diversity.

... just really likes the smell of freshly-baked cookies.

... he's Cameron Fontana!

[quote]enjoys strolling in the park at 3am just like Kevin Spacey, Jeremy Renner, and Marco Rubio!!!

I really don’t understand why anyone would want to do something like that.

he's Tom Hardy

just loves to use his hands a lot when he speaks.

has always loved playing with Barbies.

Lindsey's gf lives in Canada.

he doesn't have the time to date

... was just researching a story when the fire started at the bathhouse.

He isn't gay, he's just busy opening his jaw to let the dicks out of his mouth.

He was experimenting with Thom Racina and his friends

OOOOOOH SLAY Miss R190!

... is trans with personal pronoun zkaofhenvjfiwhqippi.

And don't you dare forget that.

........ had children through surrogacy yet he is married with a woman.....

He's just festive!

Exuberant!

Asexual

(R112) : It's not A. PACINO.

......didn't make it in Hollywood yet he is a closet case.

.....he is always listening ELTON JOHN songs.

^ Along with the "asexual" theme, there's also the "He's a shy virgin" line of reasoning. I remember when the Wentworth Miller fangurls would insist that he was a virgin....this was before he came out, obviously.

...doesn't know how to search Datalounge for the same thread done umpteen times...

... joined the Log Cabin Republicans because he likes Lincoln.

...likes shirts purple scarves and purple jackets.

(R96) (R102) (R133) = are you talking about an actor, in particular, from NYC ???

He just LOVE anything pink. And this Chanel bag is too die for.

(R202) is he the same actor who played in "Cruising"(R110) ? because (R96) : Yalie, (R102) and (R133) have the same "link" with the mentioned actor..........

He isn't gay, he is Bisexual...

's part of the bi and fluid movement so he can be more of a mainstream brodude.

... knows the importance of recognizing our masculine African American mens emissions to society..

He's Brad Pitt he can't be gay

He's a pussy hound

LOL

He just fucks the shit out of insatiable bottoms he's a sex addict.