Say something "fun".

Surprise Anal

Gang Rape

Lubricant

Buttered crumpets back at base.

Resozialisierungsschwierigkeiten

Art-fart-shit-tit

Slippery Dildos

OP, Something fun or something dumb? It's "sticky wicket".

Fickle finger of fate.

Chuck n Buck n suck n fuck

Moist!

Tea and strumpets

Ain't Gonna Pee Pee My Bed Tonight

"Take your pants off."

Mika & Joe, on air talent

"Chuck n Buck n suck n fuck"

I wonder how many people get this reference. I have this on disc and watch it occasionally.

It seems to ring true.

Let the poison out.

Mr. Puffington is always sniffing bitches' asses at the dog run

PUSSY WILLOW!!!!

Muffled fart.

Funk 'n Wagnalls

I'm going to see a camel about a hump.

Fart box!

Penelope Prisspot perfunctorily pissed in a purple punch bowl !

say this aloud: "I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID."

You bet your bippy!

It's "sticky wicket", retard.

And I know you don't know what it means.

Whopsey daisies

what's with this fuckery?

This is just too much fun for me.

r27, you're the retard. There is a Chaka Khan song that was written by Prince called - STICKY WICKED. That is where I got that from.

Gents (r27 &r31) can't we all just get along?

you fuck nugget

I had a dream last night where I was sitting at a park bench and I cracked open a can of Dr Pepper (which I have never touched maybe twice in my life) and suddenly Robert Downey appeared out of nowhere and opened a bottle of bacardi limon and winked at me, and poured the rum in the can.

"Just a splash," he said.

Then I woke up.

Fucking awesome dream.

It's June...

[italic]Why don't you . . .[/italic]

Rinse your blond child's hair in dead champagne to keep it gold, as they do in France?

Have two pairs of day shoes exactly alike, except that one pair has thin rubber soles for damp days?

Put all your dogs in bright yellow collars and leads like all the dogs in Paris?

Have an elk-hide trunk for the back of your car?

Persona au gratin.

Fuck me pink!

"I'm, a piece of Laffy Taffy".

Let's heckle a multi-level marketing seminar at the Hyatt!

Can we sing it?

[quote][R27], you're the retard. There is a Chaka Khan song that was written by Prince called - STICKY WICKED. That is where I got that from.

No you didn't. You backtracked when I called you out on your retardation and got lucky when you Googled it.

Mike Hunt

Bumfuzzle -- being confused, perplexed, or flustered or to cause confusion

Cattywampus -- referring to something that is in disarray, that is askew, or something that isn’t directly across from something

Taradiddle -- someone or something that is filled with pretentious nonsense or something that is a lie

Snickersnee -- a long, dangerous knife

Collywobbles -- a weird feeling in your stomach or an overall bellyache

Flibbertigibbet -- someone who is silly and who talks incessantly

Snollygoster -- a politician who does or says things for their own personal advancement

Pauciloquent -- someone who doesn’t say much or who, when giving a speech, gives a very short one

Nincompoop -- if you don't know what this word means, then you are one

say this fast "I won a maths debate"

Say THIS real fast: Irish wristwatch.

TWO IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK

Lick it before you stick it.

If you see Kay, see you next Tuesday.

Retro: Rest Area Romeos & Truckstop Trixies

Butt pirate.

Dicksmoker.

seed swallower

OP is a diseased cunt.

queer deer

Mike Hunt

Miss Vaaaaaanjie

mass Republican disappearance

I flick boogers in your general direction

Strictly dickly!

Pound town

Cockgobbler Aaron Shock

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, saddle a pig and I'll get on.

Whackadoodle.

Hotsy-Totsy

Chicken Tetrazzini! Paul love it!

You’ve done something rather jolly to your hair!

Hootenanny!

"Some nights I stay up

Cashing in my bad luck"

Yank My Doodle! It's a Dandy!

[quote]you're the retard. There is a Chaka Khan song that was written by Prince called - STICKY WICKED. That is where I got that from.

Well that just confirms my hunch that you're quite limited. Anyone who uses Chaka Fucking Khan as their inspiration for anything proves they ride the short bus.

It’s a doggie dog world!

Just for the record, the Whiffenpoof dumped ME!

Sphincter Rejuvenation

You laugh, r74. I recently read about a concierge doctor who specializes in gay bottom patients.

He was a ladyboy

I said don't be shady, boy

And then he said, "No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet!"

I need Amanda Hugankiss!

Hello, I'm Fonda Peters!