Do you fart and shit in front of your partner?

F&F and ignore, you sick fuck.

Fuck off.

Yes, but he doesn't seem to enjoy it so I try to avoid doing it when I can. That pretty sums up much of my relationship, appreciating the effort the other makes to not to be more annoying than necessary.

Not intentionally.

No, I go behind him and do it.

My man loves to wipe me.

Nope.

In front of?!? I do it ON him.

And F&F to anyone responding to these stealth scat threads.

Get off DL, OP. No one wants you here.

Die.

Lol. No.

Doesn't that include you, my lovely r8?

F&f, friends...

I think the term is "shart" OP

No, not in the 36 years we've been together...never.

Poop and fart set people off—oh my.

We also have anal sex and wash each other's underwear. Scandalous, isn't it.

unhnnghhh unnnnnhhhhh

Don't wanna hear about scat you weirdo

But bitches pee peeing on me is so hot. Especially those Russher ones.

My ex-partner used to insist on making food that would give me gas. I'd warn him not to make certain things, but he'd do it anyway. One weekend day in the summer, after he made a gas-inducing lunch, we started feeling frisky. We were in the bedroom and I was giving him some glorious head. There was a fan behind me. As I was polishing his knob, I could feel a fart welling up. I tried to hold it back, but I couldn't and I thought well, it's his fault anyway since he made the gas-inducing food. I let go with a blasting fart but kept sucking his dick. Then the fan behind me did its work and a noxious odor wafted over me. It finally hit him and he was saying, oh God, it stinks, Jesus Christ! I just kept sucking and wouldn't stop. He finally lay back and let me finish him off. Afterward he told me it was a testament to my oral skills that he didn't push me off him and run out of the room.

And no, we didn't break up because of my farting. I broke up with him because of his many, many unresolved emotional problems.

It's not a deal breaker like chronic halitosis.

Fart yes...shit never!

My partner and I have been living together for 8 years and he still takes delight out of ripping pure egg bombs in bed, and then throwing the covers over my face.

And you're still attracted to him, R20?

R21 Yes I am. Being in love with someone means you love them warts, farts and all.

Being in love isn't the same as being attracted. Are you still able to rim him, knowing what it's capable of?

If you're not aware that your partner's asshole is capable of shitting and farting, you're more a little bit retarded.

[quote]you're more a little bit retarded.

Come again?

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