Brad Pitt lied about dating a new girlfriend

Brad is an aging dumb stoner. Even this chick doesn't want him.

And her man is a billionaire. Something Brad isn't.

R2 and he doesn’t have six teenagers

And he’s got BDF.

When did he say they were dating?

He wanted us to think they were.

did you fall of the face of the planet last month r5? he was leaking a million and one pr-planted stories about how 'crazy' her was over Neri and how near perfect she was. Guess it didn't pan out.

Bill Ackman is kinda hot. I don't blame her.

Love triangle. Nothing new but interesting.

Isn’t Ackman a bankrupt? I recall he lost his war against Herbalife and his companies lost major investors.

What a sad looking cunt, with that ridiculous hat.

What R4 said.

Hi Brad at R11.

Poor Brad. Back to the bottle for him, then?

Brad is a pathetic closet case he pays tabs to write fake dating stories about him

He's been lying about his girlfriends/beards for decades

Angelina left him because he's tedious, right?

Are they officially divorced or was it an Aniston/Theroux fake marriage?

[quote]Angelina left him because he's tedious, right?

Because their contract ended

R17 Yes fake marriage beard/merkin couple

I secretly want Angelina and Brad to reunite. Bill Ackman is more appealing than dumb ass Brad, despite also being divorced. He only has 3 kids though.

Brad, you're a goy. Knew this was bullshit.

He’s kinda cute.

I wouldn't pass up a billionaire for Brad's old ass.

R23 it's really a no brainier. You've got attractive, crazy rich, smart, no litter of kids, not in the middle of a divorce on the one hand. You've got incredibly good looking but past his prime on the other. You'd have to be a major star fucker to pick Pitt of the billionaire.

only a closet case like Pitt does that

Brad has a lot of baggage. Now, if he looked like he USED to..

Brad's baggage makes him undesirable, at least to me. It's not the number of kids he has, it's the absurdity of his family. The older adopted son clearly resents him and has a weird relationship with his mother. Then you have his daughter that is most likely going to be transgender. The other kids look miserable and will no doubt be screwed up. Add on the crazy ex-wife and who would want to sign onto that? He could probably get a young actress who wants to get her career going but anyone of substance, I don't think so. He made a huge mistake marrying Angelina. He should have just went for somebody normal that would worship the ground he walks on and provided him with a normal family.

This was just a planted PR story to help with Brad’s image during his custody battle with AJ. She is a crazy Mia Farrow style kid collector but uses her UN work to present a saintly image. So this is his PR team’s silly attempt to give him some leverage. He should just stay with Jolie and continue their faux but psycho attempts to look educated and humanitarian.

R28 I think you're right. It's a really strange tactic. Pretending to have a girlfriend who has a real boyfriend. No one I know did that while getting divorced. I've known a few high school virgins who tried that. Celebrities aren't like the rest of us.