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If you could bottle your scent

what would it be?

by Anonymousreply 116June 22, 2018 7:17 PM

Vagrant by Van Cleef & Arpel

by Anonymousreply 1June 13, 2018 3:27 AM

Infected Cum

by Anonymousreply 2June 13, 2018 3:28 AM

Desperation

by Anonymousreply 3June 13, 2018 3:31 AM

Eau de Vie from Windex

by Anonymousreply 4June 13, 2018 3:33 AM

Taint-"Live on the Edge"

by Anonymousreply 5June 13, 2018 3:34 AM

Blasé by Piguet

by Anonymousreply 6June 13, 2018 3:36 AM

Le Thon

by Anonymousreply 7June 13, 2018 3:36 AM

Nacreous- exclusively at Macy's

by Anonymousreply 8June 13, 2018 3:39 AM

Pickles, Brine and dead rotting babies.

by Anonymousreply 9June 13, 2018 3:42 AM

Cookies by Givenchy

by Anonymousreply 10June 13, 2018 3:43 AM

gin and regret

by Anonymousreply 11June 13, 2018 3:48 AM

Santorum-the smell that stays with you long after the joy

by Anonymousreply 12June 13, 2018 3:53 AM

Scat-"Stink like you mean it"

by Anonymousreply 13June 13, 2018 3:56 AM

I know what my favorite smell is. It's chandrika soap. It's 2$ Indian soap you can buy at whole food amazon health food stores. It's got a following of people that love it. If it was a cologne of it it would be my signature scent. I don't even know how to describe it. It smells to me exotic herbally clean and uplifting. It's terrible soap tho. Leaves a bad residue and dried my skin. But I fcking love the smell more than the most expensive of colognes

by Anonymousreply 14June 13, 2018 3:59 AM

Leave us, R14.

by Anonymousreply 15June 13, 2018 4:09 AM

Muskyasscrotchtaint.

by Anonymousreply 16June 13, 2018 4:11 AM

Old Man Smell by Data Lounge

by Anonymousreply 17June 13, 2018 4:13 AM

An admixture of desperation and Ben Gay.

by Anonymousreply 18June 13, 2018 4:16 AM

Don't sweat the bitches, R14, I just ordered a couple bars of that soap after reading your post so thanks.

by Anonymousreply 19June 13, 2018 4:20 AM

Caftan-a base of mothballs layered with cat urine and a distinct after note of a grease fire

by Anonymousreply 20June 13, 2018 4:20 AM

Eau de Huge Cock

by Anonymousreply 21June 13, 2018 4:22 AM

Mendacity "Live your truth"

by Anonymousreply 22June 13, 2018 4:25 AM

Aged in Bourbon

by Anonymousreply 23June 13, 2018 4:31 AM

Smegma

by Anonymousreply 24June 13, 2018 4:31 AM

Sphincter Spray

by Anonymousreply 25June 13, 2018 4:35 AM

Pearls of Jizzdom

by Anonymousreply 26June 13, 2018 4:37 AM

Clutch!

by Anonymousreply 27June 13, 2018 4:38 AM

Hole - Pump Spray

by Anonymousreply 28June 13, 2018 4:39 AM

Smell Her

by Anonymousreply 29June 13, 2018 4:47 AM

Peckerwood

by Anonymousreply 30June 13, 2018 4:50 AM

iSwallow

by Anonymousreply 31June 13, 2018 4:51 AM

Sandalwood and spite. I would call it, "Sandalwood and Spite."

by Anonymousreply 32June 13, 2018 5:03 AM

Fuck Me Pumps by Miss J. Alexander

by Anonymousreply 33June 13, 2018 5:05 AM

Rancid Snatch

by Anonymousreply 34June 13, 2018 5:30 AM

Lilac.

by Anonymousreply 35June 13, 2018 7:06 AM

CHERYL: odor de toi·lette

by Anonymousreply 36June 13, 2018 7:23 AM

Bye, Felicia!

by Anonymousreply 37June 13, 2018 8:29 AM

Cookies!

by Anonymousreply 38June 13, 2018 11:18 AM

Ambivalence - "Drift away...."

by Anonymousreply 39June 13, 2018 11:58 AM

Resentment.

by Anonymousreply 40June 13, 2018 12:44 PM

I bottle my scent every day.

by Anonymousreply 41June 13, 2018 12:55 PM

Sweatysac

by Anonymousreply 42June 13, 2018 1:32 PM

Ennui: A curious mix of Sandalwood, Boredom, Wit, and Frangipani

by Anonymousreply 43June 13, 2018 2:00 PM

Fat Whore, sold exclusively at Kohl's

by Anonymousreply 44June 13, 2018 2:05 PM

Gin and Regret !

by Anonymousreply 45June 13, 2018 2:13 PM

Fat Whore at Kohl's. No one pays full price as we wait for the 2 for 1 sale.

by Anonymousreply 46June 13, 2018 2:15 PM

R45, do you know R11. I think you might have something in common.

by Anonymousreply 47June 13, 2018 3:45 PM

Crotch Musk.

by Anonymousreply 48June 13, 2018 3:56 PM

This could have been Poo Shoes.

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by Anonymousreply 49June 13, 2018 4:07 PM

Midnight Anus

by Anonymousreply 50June 13, 2018 4:26 PM

Tea & Sympathy, such a classy fragrance

by Anonymousreply 51June 13, 2018 4:29 PM

Cherry Cheesecake. Apparently it's tres gay.

by Anonymousreply 52June 13, 2018 4:41 PM

I get all peaceful and happy when I smell lilacs.

by Anonymousreply 53June 13, 2018 4:46 PM

Funny, I have the same reaction when I smell $100 bills.

by Anonymousreply 54June 13, 2018 4:56 PM

Fart Blossom

by Anonymousreply 55June 13, 2018 5:07 PM

I call mine...Juice Newton

by Anonymousreply 56June 13, 2018 5:20 PM

Freshly baked bread, lilacs and farts

by Anonymousreply 57June 13, 2018 5:22 PM

Flatulence-"Because not all kisses get blown from your lips"

by Anonymousreply 58June 13, 2018 5:28 PM

Why my scent?

by Anonymousreply 59June 13, 2018 5:34 PM

I would create a fragrance called "Rain" that smells like a forest on the edge of the ocean, after a rainstorm. Ferns, soil, wood, herbs, moss...

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by Anonymousreply 60June 13, 2018 5:39 PM

Dog shit in the park.

by Anonymousreply 61June 13, 2018 5:55 PM

With George...

by Anonymousreply 62June 13, 2018 6:32 PM

Gap Blue No. 655 - For Him

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by Anonymousreply 63June 13, 2018 6:34 PM

SWEATY, MUSTY FEET

by Anonymousreply 64June 13, 2018 6:42 PM

Inside of a prostitutes handbag

by Anonymousreply 65June 13, 2018 7:02 PM

Eau d'depends

by Anonymousreply 66June 13, 2018 7:07 PM

Innocence Lost

by Anonymousreply 67June 13, 2018 7:10 PM

Tawdry Taint

by Anonymousreply 68June 13, 2018 7:14 PM

Cheap Italian cologne from Burlington Coat Factory.

by Anonymousreply 69June 13, 2018 7:17 PM

Eau de Mulatto. An exotic blend with subtle hints of Neanderthal

by Anonymousreply 70June 13, 2018 7:57 PM

IS THAT REALLY YOU AIKC?

by Anonymousreply 71June 13, 2018 8:03 PM

Well gosh... giggle giggle. Thanks R71 😘

by Anonymousreply 72June 13, 2018 8:06 PM

And from the House of r17, "GET OFF MY LAWN."

A blend of grass cuttings, WD-40, Old Spice and old newspapers.

by Anonymousreply 73June 13, 2018 8:10 PM

Bergamot/White Tea with a touch of "greenery" -

by Anonymousreply 74June 13, 2018 9:52 PM

SHILL! - The new, plant-based fragrance by Tommy DiDario

by Anonymousreply 75June 13, 2018 10:07 PM

If I were Russian: b.o. and smegma.

by Anonymousreply 76June 13, 2018 10:08 PM

"Cherish" - Just because it's a classic stripper's name.

by Anonymousreply 77June 13, 2018 10:18 PM

From a thread a few years ago:

“PITT by me, YST

PITT by me, YST is the essence of the gilded white man. Only rarely do we catch a fleeting glance, and only during the magic hour. The sun taps one tentative toe on his aureate countenance, then….away! For even the sun feels itself inferior when forced to look upon his refulgence.

What was once oozing tree resin and a sprinkling of ancient insects has been sculpted by the masterful hand of Khrysus, in his greatest work yet, into liquid gold made flesh.

And flowers… The buttercup, the sunflower, the precious Chrysanthemum of Tran; made flesh!

And songs… The Gold Digger, the Sunshine Superman, the Yellow Flicker Beat; made flesh!

And food… The Mountain Dew, the beurre d’Isigny, the saffron rice; made flesh!

Under my obsessive gaze, new shades appear as this gilded white man radiates colors seen only by me: evening primrose, Colman’s mustard, urine specimen, lemon chiffon pie, nicotine finger… My list goes on and on as the finest noses Grasse has to offer pore over my detailed notes.

This man is unique; so elusive, so white, yet so very yellow. Like that ancient ant trapped in amber, I have captured him for you, in PITT by me, YST.

Base notes: turmeric, ghee, proceed-with-caution light, pustule, raincoat of toddler

Middle notes: daffodil, ripe pineapple, 12-year-aged cheddar, pageant curl, fading bruise

Top notes: lemon curd, pollen, golden retriever, marigold, egg yolk.”

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by Anonymousreply 78June 13, 2018 10:36 PM

Red wine and bad decisions.

by Anonymousreply 79June 13, 2018 10:44 PM

I remember the post from r78.

Truly spectacular. I have the thread saved.

by Anonymousreply 80June 13, 2018 10:58 PM

The gray taste of defeat...…

by Anonymousreply 81June 13, 2018 11:02 PM

Sufficient. Have you had me?

by Anonymousreply 82June 13, 2018 11:08 PM

R19- please let me know what you think of the chandrika soap! It's my favorite scent that's why I wish it was a cologne. It's terrible soap. I use it to get sand off at those outdoor showers at the beach or pool. So I guess i have the scent memory tied to great days at the beach and vacations. I wish they would make like like an oil based super sudsy dr Bronners type body wash. I would love to use it all the time. If someone recommended something they loves on a forum I'd goodie about it too. You seem like a cool person r19

by Anonymousreply 83June 13, 2018 11:58 PM

Wolves and otters. Theys my favorites.

by Anonymousreply 84June 14, 2018 12:04 AM

Oil of Pussy Drips

by Anonymousreply 85June 14, 2018 12:06 AM

Pretension.

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by Anonymousreply 86June 14, 2018 12:13 AM

Eau de Hoe

by Anonymousreply 87June 14, 2018 1:57 AM

Bravo r82, bravo!

by Anonymousreply 88June 17, 2018 2:10 AM

Scotch, cigarettes, and mansex

by Anonymousreply 89June 17, 2018 2:19 AM

Cumin, patchouli, and Swisher Sweets.

by Anonymousreply 90June 17, 2018 2:22 AM

Naphtaline et Honte

The evocative scent of Le Placard

by Anonymousreply 91June 17, 2018 2:32 AM

Blackish = Misty notes of Newports, red Kool Aid, weed and melanin.

by Anonymousreply 92June 17, 2018 8:49 AM

t7t78t8t

by Anonymousreply 93June 17, 2018 4:27 PM

Bay rum

by Anonymousreply 94June 18, 2018 12:37 AM

SWARMY -the fragrance for swarthy smarmy men.

SWAMPY- the fragrance for swarthy campy men.

SWANEE - the fragrance for swarthy old Judy queens.

by Anonymousreply 95June 18, 2018 12:51 AM

Swanee could also work for Al Jolson devotees!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 96June 18, 2018 12:57 AM

Doormat

by Anonymousreply 97June 18, 2018 1:00 AM

Pot smoke and armpit

by Anonymousreply 98June 18, 2018 1:04 AM

Ballistic Big Balls by Sweaty Balls.

by Anonymousreply 99June 18, 2018 1:31 AM

Toe Jam.

by Anonymousreply 100June 18, 2018 1:42 AM

Nuevo Gay = a flourish of amber with a pinch of stale pre-cum and fart topped off with cherry high-notes

by Anonymousreply 101June 20, 2018 2:17 AM

Unwashed Balls

by Anonymousreply 102June 20, 2018 2:21 AM

The essaaaaance............

.... of SEX!

by Anonymousreply 103June 20, 2018 2:39 AM

Honestly? Decay and Desperation.

by Anonymousreply 104June 20, 2018 2:56 AM

Reeperbahn. Turkish Taffey, Rose, Green Sea, Petroleum, Leather, Salt, Musk

by Anonymousreply 105June 20, 2018 3:03 AM

Werkstätte. black cherry, abricot, apple blossom, caramelised sugar, roasted coffee and chocolate, tobacco, wool, civet, blood

by Anonymousreply 106June 20, 2018 3:11 AM

SHIT FILLED DEPENDS

by Anonymousreply 107June 20, 2018 3:21 AM

Sparkles and Love

by Anonymousreply 108June 20, 2018 3:29 AM

"Nah" - base notes of reefer, a whisper of french pressed coffee grounds, and a top note of red delicious apple that had very little taste.

"Nah" because it's more polite and final than "No"

by Anonymousreply 109June 20, 2018 3:30 AM

Talcum powder and pee.

by Anonymousreply 110June 20, 2018 3:32 AM

Kalvin Cline's "Depression"

by Anonymousreply 111June 20, 2018 4:01 AM

Fahrrt-Bakhs - the cologne for the man who really knows his body and what it is capable of.

Fahrrt-Bakhs Extreme- the cologne for the man who knows his body, what it is capable of, and pushes it to the limit and beyond!

by Anonymousreply 112June 21, 2018 4:35 AM

Stench de Mencsh

by Anonymousreply 113June 21, 2018 7:45 PM

Got two bars of the soap, R83, love the smell indeed. Thanks! (Bitches aside, DL really is good for recommendations like this. Would never have known about it otherwise).

by Anonymousreply 114June 21, 2018 7:59 PM

fyi, this is closest I could find to your perfume version. So maybe your scent has been marketed.

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by Anonymousreply 115June 22, 2018 5:58 PM

Bile of jackal

by Anonymousreply 116June 22, 2018 7:17 PM
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