what would it be?
If you could bottle your scent
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 22, 2018 7:17 PM |
Vagrant by Van Cleef & Arpel
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 13, 2018 3:27 AM |
Infected Cum
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 13, 2018 3:28 AM |
Desperation
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 13, 2018 3:31 AM |
Eau de Vie from Windex
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 13, 2018 3:33 AM |
Taint-"Live on the Edge"
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 13, 2018 3:34 AM |
Blasé by Piguet
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 13, 2018 3:36 AM |
Le Thon
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 13, 2018 3:36 AM |
Nacreous- exclusively at Macy's
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 13, 2018 3:39 AM |
Pickles, Brine and dead rotting babies.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 13, 2018 3:42 AM |
Cookies by Givenchy
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 13, 2018 3:43 AM |
gin and regret
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 13, 2018 3:48 AM |
Santorum-the smell that stays with you long after the joy
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 13, 2018 3:53 AM |
Scat-"Stink like you mean it"
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 13, 2018 3:56 AM |
I know what my favorite smell is. It's chandrika soap. It's 2$ Indian soap you can buy at whole food amazon health food stores. It's got a following of people that love it. If it was a cologne of it it would be my signature scent. I don't even know how to describe it. It smells to me exotic herbally clean and uplifting. It's terrible soap tho. Leaves a bad residue and dried my skin. But I fcking love the smell more than the most expensive of colognes
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 13, 2018 3:59 AM |
Leave us, R14.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 13, 2018 4:09 AM |
Muskyasscrotchtaint.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 13, 2018 4:11 AM |
Old Man Smell by Data Lounge
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 13, 2018 4:13 AM |
An admixture of desperation and Ben Gay.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 13, 2018 4:16 AM |
Don't sweat the bitches, R14, I just ordered a couple bars of that soap after reading your post so thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 13, 2018 4:20 AM |
Caftan-a base of mothballs layered with cat urine and a distinct after note of a grease fire
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 13, 2018 4:20 AM |
Eau de Huge Cock
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 13, 2018 4:22 AM |
Mendacity "Live your truth"
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 13, 2018 4:25 AM |
Aged in Bourbon
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 13, 2018 4:31 AM |
Smegma
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 13, 2018 4:31 AM |
Sphincter Spray
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 13, 2018 4:35 AM |
Pearls of Jizzdom
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 13, 2018 4:37 AM |
Clutch!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 13, 2018 4:38 AM |
Hole - Pump Spray
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 13, 2018 4:39 AM |
Smell Her
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 13, 2018 4:47 AM |
Peckerwood
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 13, 2018 4:50 AM |
iSwallow
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 13, 2018 4:51 AM |
Sandalwood and spite. I would call it, "Sandalwood and Spite."
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 13, 2018 5:03 AM |
Fuck Me Pumps by Miss J. Alexander
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 13, 2018 5:05 AM |
Rancid Snatch
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 13, 2018 5:30 AM |
Lilac.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 13, 2018 7:06 AM |
CHERYL: odor de toi·lette
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 13, 2018 7:23 AM |
Bye, Felicia!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 13, 2018 8:29 AM |
Cookies!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 13, 2018 11:18 AM |
Ambivalence - "Drift away...."
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 13, 2018 11:58 AM |
Resentment.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 13, 2018 12:44 PM |
I bottle my scent every day.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 13, 2018 12:55 PM |
Sweatysac
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 13, 2018 1:32 PM |
Ennui: A curious mix of Sandalwood, Boredom, Wit, and Frangipani
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 13, 2018 2:00 PM |
Fat Whore, sold exclusively at Kohl's
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 13, 2018 2:05 PM |
Gin and Regret !
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 13, 2018 2:13 PM |
Fat Whore at Kohl's. No one pays full price as we wait for the 2 for 1 sale.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 13, 2018 2:15 PM |
R45, do you know R11. I think you might have something in common.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 13, 2018 3:45 PM |
Crotch Musk.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 13, 2018 3:56 PM |
Midnight Anus
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 13, 2018 4:26 PM |
Tea & Sympathy, such a classy fragrance
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 13, 2018 4:29 PM |
Cherry Cheesecake. Apparently it's tres gay.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 13, 2018 4:41 PM |
I get all peaceful and happy when I smell lilacs.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 13, 2018 4:46 PM |
Funny, I have the same reaction when I smell $100 bills.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 13, 2018 4:56 PM |
Fart Blossom
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 13, 2018 5:07 PM |
I call mine...Juice Newton
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 13, 2018 5:20 PM |
Freshly baked bread, lilacs and farts
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 13, 2018 5:22 PM |
Flatulence-"Because not all kisses get blown from your lips"
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 13, 2018 5:28 PM |
Why my scent?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 13, 2018 5:34 PM |
I would create a fragrance called "Rain" that smells like a forest on the edge of the ocean, after a rainstorm. Ferns, soil, wood, herbs, moss...
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 13, 2018 5:39 PM |
Dog shit in the park.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 13, 2018 5:55 PM |
With George...
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 13, 2018 6:32 PM |
SWEATY, MUSTY FEET
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 13, 2018 6:42 PM |
Inside of a prostitutes handbag
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 13, 2018 7:02 PM |
Eau d'depends
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 13, 2018 7:07 PM |
Innocence Lost
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 13, 2018 7:10 PM |
Tawdry Taint
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 13, 2018 7:14 PM |
Cheap Italian cologne from Burlington Coat Factory.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 13, 2018 7:17 PM |
Eau de Mulatto. An exotic blend with subtle hints of Neanderthal
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 13, 2018 7:57 PM |
IS THAT REALLY YOU AIKC?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 13, 2018 8:03 PM |
Well gosh... giggle giggle. Thanks R71 😘
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 13, 2018 8:06 PM |
And from the House of r17, "GET OFF MY LAWN."
A blend of grass cuttings, WD-40, Old Spice and old newspapers.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 13, 2018 8:10 PM |
Bergamot/White Tea with a touch of "greenery" -
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 13, 2018 9:52 PM |
SHILL! - The new, plant-based fragrance by Tommy DiDario
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 13, 2018 10:07 PM |
If I were Russian: b.o. and smegma.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 13, 2018 10:08 PM |
"Cherish" - Just because it's a classic stripper's name.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 13, 2018 10:18 PM |
From a thread a few years ago:
“PITT by me, YST
PITT by me, YST is the essence of the gilded white man. Only rarely do we catch a fleeting glance, and only during the magic hour. The sun taps one tentative toe on his aureate countenance, then….away! For even the sun feels itself inferior when forced to look upon his refulgence.
What was once oozing tree resin and a sprinkling of ancient insects has been sculpted by the masterful hand of Khrysus, in his greatest work yet, into liquid gold made flesh.
And flowers… The buttercup, the sunflower, the precious Chrysanthemum of Tran; made flesh!
And songs… The Gold Digger, the Sunshine Superman, the Yellow Flicker Beat; made flesh!
And food… The Mountain Dew, the beurre d’Isigny, the saffron rice; made flesh!
Under my obsessive gaze, new shades appear as this gilded white man radiates colors seen only by me: evening primrose, Colman’s mustard, urine specimen, lemon chiffon pie, nicotine finger… My list goes on and on as the finest noses Grasse has to offer pore over my detailed notes.
This man is unique; so elusive, so white, yet so very yellow. Like that ancient ant trapped in amber, I have captured him for you, in PITT by me, YST.
Base notes: turmeric, ghee, proceed-with-caution light, pustule, raincoat of toddler
Middle notes: daffodil, ripe pineapple, 12-year-aged cheddar, pageant curl, fading bruise
Top notes: lemon curd, pollen, golden retriever, marigold, egg yolk.”
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 13, 2018 10:36 PM |
Red wine and bad decisions.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 13, 2018 10:44 PM |
I remember the post from r78.
Truly spectacular. I have the thread saved.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 13, 2018 10:58 PM |
The gray taste of defeat...…
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 13, 2018 11:02 PM |
Sufficient. Have you had me?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 13, 2018 11:08 PM |
R19- please let me know what you think of the chandrika soap! It's my favorite scent that's why I wish it was a cologne. It's terrible soap. I use it to get sand off at those outdoor showers at the beach or pool. So I guess i have the scent memory tied to great days at the beach and vacations. I wish they would make like like an oil based super sudsy dr Bronners type body wash. I would love to use it all the time. If someone recommended something they loves on a forum I'd goodie about it too. You seem like a cool person r19
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 13, 2018 11:58 PM |
Wolves and otters. Theys my favorites.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 14, 2018 12:04 AM |
Oil of Pussy Drips
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 14, 2018 12:06 AM |
Eau de Hoe
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 14, 2018 1:57 AM |
Bravo r82, bravo!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 17, 2018 2:10 AM |
Scotch, cigarettes, and mansex
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 17, 2018 2:19 AM |
Cumin, patchouli, and Swisher Sweets.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 17, 2018 2:22 AM |
Naphtaline et Honte
The evocative scent of Le Placard
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 17, 2018 2:32 AM |
Blackish = Misty notes of Newports, red Kool Aid, weed and melanin.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 17, 2018 8:49 AM |
t7t78t8t
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 17, 2018 4:27 PM |
Bay rum
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 18, 2018 12:37 AM |
SWARMY -the fragrance for swarthy smarmy men.
SWAMPY- the fragrance for swarthy campy men.
SWANEE - the fragrance for swarthy old Judy queens.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 18, 2018 12:51 AM |
Swanee could also work for Al Jolson devotees!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 18, 2018 12:57 AM |
Doormat
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 18, 2018 1:00 AM |
Pot smoke and armpit
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 18, 2018 1:04 AM |
Ballistic Big Balls by Sweaty Balls.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 18, 2018 1:31 AM |
Toe Jam.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 18, 2018 1:42 AM |
Nuevo Gay = a flourish of amber with a pinch of stale pre-cum and fart topped off with cherry high-notes
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 20, 2018 2:17 AM |
Unwashed Balls
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 20, 2018 2:21 AM |
The essaaaaance............
.... of SEX!
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 20, 2018 2:39 AM |
Honestly? Decay and Desperation.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 20, 2018 2:56 AM |
Reeperbahn. Turkish Taffey, Rose, Green Sea, Petroleum, Leather, Salt, Musk
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 20, 2018 3:03 AM |
Werkstätte. black cherry, abricot, apple blossom, caramelised sugar, roasted coffee and chocolate, tobacco, wool, civet, blood
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 20, 2018 3:11 AM |
SHIT FILLED DEPENDS
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 20, 2018 3:21 AM |
Sparkles and Love
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 20, 2018 3:29 AM |
"Nah" - base notes of reefer, a whisper of french pressed coffee grounds, and a top note of red delicious apple that had very little taste.
"Nah" because it's more polite and final than "No"
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 20, 2018 3:30 AM |
Talcum powder and pee.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 20, 2018 3:32 AM |
Kalvin Cline's "Depression"
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 20, 2018 4:01 AM |
Fahrrt-Bakhs - the cologne for the man who really knows his body and what it is capable of.
Fahrrt-Bakhs Extreme- the cologne for the man who knows his body, what it is capable of, and pushes it to the limit and beyond!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 21, 2018 4:35 AM |
Stench de Mencsh
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 21, 2018 7:45 PM |
Got two bars of the soap, R83, love the smell indeed. Thanks! (Bitches aside, DL really is good for recommendations like this. Would never have known about it otherwise).
by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 21, 2018 7:59 PM |
fyi, this is closest I could find to your perfume version. So maybe your scent has been marketed.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | June 22, 2018 5:58 PM |
Bile of jackal
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 22, 2018 7:17 PM |