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John Schneider Sentenced to Jail

Per TMZ.

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by Anonymousreply 189December 13, 2018 6:11 AM

Here.

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by Anonymousreply 1June 11, 2018 11:24 PM

Don't get married, guys. Jesus, there's no upside.

by Anonymousreply 2June 11, 2018 11:27 PM

I guess Tyler Perry does not pay well.

by Anonymousreply 3June 11, 2018 11:27 PM

My first and greatest childhood crush.

by Anonymousreply 4June 11, 2018 11:27 PM

Mine too. Great ass. I stood in line behind him in Studio City one time and it was just as great in person. Big guy.

by Anonymousreply 5June 11, 2018 11:29 PM

His poor ex-wife. She might have to get a job if he died.

by Anonymousreply 6June 11, 2018 11:31 PM

He was fat in his youth.

by Anonymousreply 7June 11, 2018 11:32 PM

Loser. He's a freeper, too, btw.

by Anonymousreply 8June 11, 2018 11:34 PM

I volunteer to do the strip search

by Anonymousreply 9June 11, 2018 11:50 PM

No not daddy! Soooo hot. What's a freeper?

by Anonymousreply 10June 11, 2018 11:56 PM

Bad with money. Was making $3 million a year back in the day and was broke then.

by Anonymousreply 11June 12, 2018 12:00 AM

i give hm credit for still looking good in the face. Hope he is safe in jail.

by Anonymousreply 12June 12, 2018 12:00 AM

If you look him up on IMDB, he's constantly working. Even now, he has half a dozen films in pre-production. He's a great-looking older guy, and there are plenty of roles for him to play. Probably no one else his age has held up so well.

So how can he be short of money?

I hate to say it, but this does show the downside of marriage. When he proposed, did he have any idea that his bride was capable of having him thrown into prison? Was there no clue?

by Anonymousreply 13June 12, 2018 12:29 AM

[quote] Hope he is safe in jail.

There's only one way to be safe.

by Anonymousreply 14June 12, 2018 12:48 AM

I don't get it. Why doesn't the ex wife just get a job?

by Anonymousreply 15June 12, 2018 12:53 AM

Tom Wopat is still awaiting his fate for sexual harassment in Waltham, MA.

by Anonymousreply 16June 12, 2018 1:03 AM

Women are ALWAYS capable of throwing a man in prison. Hope the pussy was worth it. I would never marry someone when i can take care of myself. WHY are men so fucking stupid?!

by Anonymousreply 17June 12, 2018 1:27 AM

Still sexy!

by Anonymousreply 18June 12, 2018 1:32 AM

He played Chord Overstreet's dad on Glee.

by Anonymousreply 19June 12, 2018 1:37 AM

Heh. About fucking time.

by Anonymousreply 20June 12, 2018 1:40 AM

Wondering if Tom Welling will be under fire next? Allison Mack is probably going to jail, Kreuk is still under suspicion and now Schneider? Damn.

by Anonymousreply 21June 12, 2018 1:40 AM

But but but

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by Anonymousreply 22June 12, 2018 1:42 AM

He knows he had to pay so why didn't he just pay it? Is it worth going to jail?

by Anonymousreply 23June 12, 2018 1:44 AM

Elvira, no less. This one's even worse than Tawny Little, former Miss America.

by Anonymousreply 24June 12, 2018 1:49 AM

His wife didn't send him to jail, the judge did.

by Anonymousreply 25June 12, 2018 1:51 AM

I'm sure the elders at prison will have fun with his ass.

by Anonymousreply 26June 12, 2018 1:53 AM

Why is he going to jail?

by Anonymousreply 27June 12, 2018 1:53 AM

Might be a Dave Foley situation where he was making big bucks at time of divorce decree -- and then became unemployed or barely so. Foley has been fighting his payments for years. I had a mutual friend who said Foley literally lived in a house without a stitch of furniture.

by Anonymousreply 28June 12, 2018 1:54 AM

DADDY!

by Anonymousreply 29June 12, 2018 2:03 AM

Just the good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm. Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law, since the day he was wed.

by Anonymousreply 30June 12, 2018 2:04 AM

R17, deep and quite truthful .

by Anonymousreply 31June 12, 2018 2:10 AM

My first crush too!

by Anonymousreply 32June 12, 2018 2:40 AM

The Dukes was based on real people.

by Anonymousreply 33June 12, 2018 2:56 AM

They was?

by Anonymousreply 34June 12, 2018 2:58 AM

I deserve that. lol. I meant were.

by Anonymousreply 35June 12, 2018 2:59 AM

Hot prison top!

by Anonymousreply 36June 12, 2018 3:02 AM

Drivin’ nekkid!

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by Anonymousreply 37June 12, 2018 3:05 AM

He didn't pay because he had to repair his movie studio (in Lousiana) after two terrible floods. Two!

Otherwise, he would have had the money.

by Anonymousreply 38June 12, 2018 3:05 AM

I met him once; he seemed really nice; I got the impression A LOT of young guys -- gay or straight -- can easily look upon him as a daddy figure.

hope he's out of jail soon.

by Anonymousreply 39June 12, 2018 3:06 AM

R39 here; I just read the story; it's three days in Jail!

how can I get arrested QUICKLY!

by Anonymousreply 40June 12, 2018 3:08 AM

I really like some of the music he put out back in the 80s.

by Anonymousreply 41June 12, 2018 3:12 AM

Here he is with his costar singing that famous theme.

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by Anonymousreply 42June 12, 2018 3:14 AM

Mmmmmm...he has one lucky cell mate. Damn, he is still as hot as ever!

by Anonymousreply 43June 12, 2018 3:16 AM
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by Anonymousreply 44June 12, 2018 3:16 AM

Is this real?

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by Anonymousreply 45June 12, 2018 3:18 AM

[quote]What's a freeper?

Posters at the forum Free Republic. It's not just right wing, it's ultra conservative batshit crazy right wing.

In the early '90s, I finally got a ticket to the award winning original Broadway production of Grand Hotel, late in its run. My heart sank when I opened the program to see that John Schneider had replaced the male lead. The part is that of a sophisticated con man jewel thief successfully impersonating a count. A strong singing voice is required. Right, I said to myself, a Duke of Hazard playing a count.

I was astonished. He was drop dead gorgeous, had a fine, strong lyric baritone and was totally convincing as a fake count jewel thief who moves easily among the upper crust. I'm very glad I saw him.

by Anonymousreply 46June 12, 2018 3:22 AM

That's a great story, R46. Thanks for sharing.

by Anonymousreply 47June 12, 2018 3:24 AM

if I were in a cell with him, Okay. I know how this is going to go down. and then I'd get on my knees and close my eyes and he'd be all what the heck are you doing?

by Anonymousreply 48June 12, 2018 3:31 AM

Yes R45 that is a real photoshopped picture.

by Anonymousreply 49June 12, 2018 3:34 AM

The amazing thing about Schneider in Grand Hotel is that not only could he sing, but he took that last big high note in Love Can't Happen in full voice, like an operetta hero.

Cyd Charisse can't sing, but it was still fun to see her make a Broadway debut so late in life. I wish I could.

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by Anonymousreply 50June 12, 2018 3:36 AM

So why is he going to jail?

by Anonymousreply 51June 12, 2018 3:36 AM

Thanks so much for posting that clip, r50. I hadn't seen it.

Unfortunately, it's of such low quality it doesn't begin to suggest how wonderful he was in the role, either visually or vocally.

Charisse. who was also a replacement, was perfectly fine as the aging ballerina who is the thief's latest mark. But they fall and in love and both know it is match that can never happen. Garbo played the part in the original MGM film the show was based on.

by Anonymousreply 52June 12, 2018 3:54 AM

[quote]So why is he going to jail?

Couldn't make his alimony payments.

by Anonymousreply 53June 12, 2018 3:59 AM

Shucks. But I'm sure Luke and Uncle Jesse will figure out a way to help him bust of jail by distracting Roscoe and Enos.

by Anonymousreply 54June 12, 2018 3:59 AM

Back when Dukes of Hazzard was on, I didn't think he looked all that great. To me, he's one of those men that got sexier as he aged.

by Anonymousreply 55June 12, 2018 4:00 AM

I’m going to go rob a bank so I can be his cell mate!

by Anonymousreply 56June 12, 2018 4:16 AM

Well this is just another case of a batshit far right Trump lover getting more love & respect than gay celebs or even gay friendly celebs here on the DL (& people wonder why more celebs don't just come out of the closet now).

You guys do know that he has done both the 700 Club (multiple times) & TBN (I don't know how many times on this one) where on both shows he made anti-gay comments like we're a threat to the american family on one & on the other that gays can change & should be told to do so. This was about around the time he was appearing on Veronica's Closet.

The dead guy who temporarily replaced Tom Wopat on TDOH was also a bible thumper who appeared on The 700 Club kissing the as of Pat Robertson.

R56 He would be more likely to strangle you to death in a cell than anything else.

Neither of these guys had any love for you just only your wallets & job opportunities.

You would all have a better chance of getting some Anita Bryant in your bed.

by Anonymousreply 57June 12, 2018 4:19 AM

Well, it took 57 posts, but somebody, somewhere FINALLY wrote about he real Trumptard, cousin-fucking Schneider.

God forgive me, but I hope he gets spit-roasted in jail. Unless, of course, he'd secretly love that, which wouldn't surprise me all that much.

by Anonymousreply 58June 12, 2018 4:34 AM

R57, I'm the guy who's been posting about how good he was in Grand Hotel yet I am more than aware of his political and social beliefs. Life is complicated. Often the very best and very worst are combined in the same individual. (cf grossly anti-Semitic opera composer Richard Wagner, who wrote page after page of some of the most glorious music ever written).

I wouldn't receive him in my home or socialize with him but I'm afraid I have to acknowledge his surprising talent.

I'm an eldergay. Trust me life is weird and surprising and often not in a good way.

by Anonymousreply 59June 12, 2018 4:40 AM

Blah blah. Can I please suck his dick?

by Anonymousreply 60June 12, 2018 4:52 AM

I feel badly for him.

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by Anonymousreply 61June 12, 2018 5:06 AM

I interviewed him at a round table (8 reporters, John) at Comic Con; he seemed charming and nice and friendly.

by Anonymousreply 62June 12, 2018 5:13 AM

He was awesome and uber campy on NIP/TUCK as porn god Ram Peters. Appeared in many episodes. Loved his scenes... he was the absolute epitome of sleazy/sexy (which is saying a lot for that show).

His marriage to Kimber was perfection... I'll never forget the Christmas episode where Kimber tells off Julia sitting on Ram's lap, playing Santa and Mrs. Claus at the porn Christmas party. Delicious.

by Anonymousreply 63June 12, 2018 5:14 AM

R60 get in line. Me first..

by Anonymousreply 64June 12, 2018 5:15 AM

[quote] Well this is just another case of a batshit far right Trump lover getting more love & respect than gay celebs or even gay friendly celebs here on the DL (& people wonder why more celebs don't just come out of the closet now). You guys do know that he has done both the 700 Club (multiple times) & TBN (I don't know how many times on this one) where on both shows he made anti-gay comments like we're a threat to the american family on one & on the other that gays can change & should be told to do so. This was about around the time he was appearing on Veronica's Closet. The dead guy who temporarily replaced Tom Wopat on TDOH was also a bible thumper who appeared on The 700 Club kissing the as of Pat Robertson. [R56] He would be more likely to strangle you to death in a cell than anything else. Neither of these guys had any love for you just only your wallets & job opportunities. You would all have a better chance of getting some Anita Bryant in your bed.

Its not the homophobia of wealthy white men who own everything and control everything in the United States (including the government), that is cause for great concern. They are our fantasy boyfriends. It is the homophobia found in the Christian subset of 13% of the US population ("the blacks") that deeply troubles our hearts and souls. Keeps us up at night. Despite is having zero impact on most of our lives and despite our lives been deeply impacted by the white homophobia, first at home in our own families, then in school and then finally by the laws that govern our adult lives.

by Anonymousreply 65June 12, 2018 5:20 AM

Freeper Fucktard.

HA HA HA HA HA

Laughing my ass off at his Republican spendthrift ways. He's a Trumper.

by Anonymousreply 66June 12, 2018 5:23 AM

Ditto R55!! I think the exact same. He never thrilled me when I watched Dukes in syndication on occasion (the show is terrible too). About 8 or 9 years ago he had a semi-recurring role on Nip-Tuck and I could not believe what a gorgeous stud he was. I was in awe. To age that well is criminal. His political views sound putrid.

by Anonymousreply 67June 12, 2018 5:43 AM

How is it that he has to spend 3 days in jail for failure to pay alimony, but there are dads who don't/can't/refuse to pay child support and don't suffer any consequences??? The kids go without. Travesty. And wow, Schneider aged very well.

by Anonymousreply 68June 12, 2018 5:51 AM

He-HATES-gays.

by Anonymousreply 69June 12, 2018 5:57 AM

I always wanted to spank him and Tom Wopat. On Dukes of Hazzard, an incredibly horrible show BTW, some sheriff or somebody sometimes threatened to "take them boys to the woodshed"--too bad it was never shown. At least on The Beverly Hillbillies there were a few scenes where Jethro got whacked on his nice, shapely, ample ass in tight jeans by Granny, usually with a frying pan.

by Anonymousreply 70June 12, 2018 6:02 AM

I agree R68 about truly poor dads getting longer sentences than JS.

I can't believe no one on here has mentioned that John is also a hypocrite for advocating Republican family values in the 90's (remember Dan Quayle attacking single mom Candice Bergen for not giving the child a dad?) yet here he is putting his own business & presumably lifestyle like food (I doubt he has been eating cheap Ramen noodles while he wasn't paying his child support) before the needs of his child.

I hope the left leaning talk shows take a few moments to go after him & his hypocrisy like the right leaning shows go after left leaning celebs like Barbra, Rosie & Debra Messing. It's a golden opportunity & he certainly deserves it.

Maybe Trump will end up pardoning him for his support for right wing causes like Dinesh D.

by Anonymousreply 71June 12, 2018 6:02 AM

[quote]R27 Why is he going to jail?

He's behind $150,000 in alimony payments, and missed the deadline to catch up that was arranged with the court.

I guess he's not very good with calendars.

by Anonymousreply 72June 12, 2018 6:02 AM

He doesn't owe any child support, R71.

by Anonymousreply 73June 12, 2018 6:10 AM

He had a gay assistant during his Dukes days. He certainly changed.

by Anonymousreply 74June 12, 2018 6:13 AM

I could see putting someone in jail for not paying child support, but spousal support? I guess he did break the law so he must be punished, but I see no real upside to putting someone like him in jail.

It would be far better off, making him work community service in an underserved community. That way he might LEARN a lesson.

by Anonymousreply 75June 12, 2018 6:21 AM

R71, do read the article dear. Nobody mentioned him owing child support at age 60.

by Anonymousreply 76June 12, 2018 6:23 AM

During his Broadway days, Wopat was supposedly appreciative of anyone who wanted to worship his cock. Anyone.

by Anonymousreply 77June 12, 2018 6:25 AM

They can put you in jail for your debts?! I thought they did away with debtor’s prisons.

by Anonymousreply 78June 12, 2018 6:25 AM

R76 I tried to click the story but the link didn't work.

R78 I believe he is breaking the law.

R74 Do you know that assistant's name? People come down with social diseases like homophobia/homosexism all the time. Dr. Laura S. was pro-gay in the 70's but now not so much. The same could be said for self loathing Little Richard.

JS is a good example about how Hollywood/Nashville conservatives will take a role on a show like Veronica's Closet while there were gay issues/story lines & then turn right around & go on conservative media (like The 700 Club, TBN, etc.) & bash liberal Hollywood for their "pushing the gay agenda" on America & the world.

The 64,000 question If pro-gay stories shouldn't be told than why didn't he boycott VC & other shows he did that had gay content?

He is a hypocrite on this issue as well but no one in the public arena has ever called him (or the likes of Gavin MacLeod, Pat Boone, etc.) out for being one.

Lots of missed opportunities for the left when dealing with right wing celebs.

by Anonymousreply 79June 12, 2018 6:27 AM

Do you really think we whores care about the politics of a penis, R57?

I'm willing to be a brave test bunny for the theory that Paul Ryan's politics makes his cock taste sour. Strap me in, honey.

by Anonymousreply 80June 12, 2018 6:35 AM

[quote]R75 I could see putting someone in jail for not paying child support, but spousal support? I guess he did break the law so he must be punished, but I see no real upside to putting someone like him in jail. It would be far better off, making him work community service in an underserved community. That way he might LEARN a lesson.

He's just going behind bars for 3 days, then he has 240 hours (or something) of community service. He fell way behind in alimony payments (they were married for over 20 years) and told the court he had no cash. So they ordered him to pay a tax lien on some property in his name and transfer it to his wife last March. He agreed, then didn't do it.

The court has every right to send him to jail, so he takes it seriously, and complies.

by Anonymousreply 81June 12, 2018 6:35 AM

R69: From the article at R61

[quote]coming around to the viewpoint of “Who is anyone to tell anyone whom they can love or whom they can be loved by?” The actor, who began working in theater at the age of 8, notes that he’s spent much time around LGBT people and through most of his life wondered why anyone would harbor antigay bigotry.

“Now, at the same time,” he says, “I did go through a period, where the folks in my life were against it, and I said, ‘Well, these are smart people. There must be something wrong with this.’ But I, thankfully, educated myself and life educated me out of that.”

by Anonymousreply 82June 12, 2018 6:37 AM

Was he also on NXIVM getting his mussy branded with Keith Raniere's initials?

by Anonymousreply 83June 12, 2018 6:41 AM

You are correct, r78, there are no longer debtor's prisons and you aren't put in jail simply for being in debt. It's a civil, not criminal, offense these days. But you can still be ruined financially by a civil court judgment.

And if the debt is related to a criminal offense, such as fraud, you can be put away for that.

by Anonymousreply 84June 12, 2018 6:44 AM

To mirror the comments on TMZ: while he's been working his arse off, exactly what has the woman he's married to been doing to bring in the cash?

by Anonymousreply 85June 12, 2018 6:48 AM

He's killing it as Jim Cryer on the HAHN.

by Anonymousreply 86June 12, 2018 6:49 AM

From another article:

[quote]'Elvira, who filed her motion for contempt back in May, is asking a judge to find John to be in contempt 17 times — once for each missed bi-monthly payment and one for the legal fees,' the publication reported earlier this month.

He could have got 85 days behind bars, but they only gave him 3. So it's not like they're throwing the book at him.

by Anonymousreply 87June 12, 2018 6:53 AM
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by Anonymousreply 88June 12, 2018 6:58 AM

Men should not have to sustain grown ass adult women.

by Anonymousreply 89June 12, 2018 7:08 AM

^^ Can't you go back to reddit?

We don't hate women here.

by Anonymousreply 90June 12, 2018 7:11 AM

What's wrong with her? Why can't she work?

by Anonymousreply 91June 12, 2018 7:21 AM

He's a deplorable, I'm sure his ex wife is too, so fuck them both.

by Anonymousreply 92June 12, 2018 7:41 AM

r90 This is a gay male website, you go back to Tumblr.

by Anonymousreply 93June 12, 2018 7:47 AM

"How is it that he has to spend 3 days in jail for failure to pay alimony, but there are dads who don't/can't/refuse to pay child support and don't suffer any consequences???"

I suspect it's because Schneider's ex can afford a good lawyer, and poor single mothers can't.

by Anonymousreply 94June 12, 2018 7:50 AM

[quote] Life is complicated. Often the very best and very worst are combined in the same individual. (cf grossly anti-Semitic opera composer Richard Wagner, who wrote page after page of some of the most glorious music ever written).

Its not that complicated, stop making excuses for homophobic Trumpeters just because you have a harden for one. Schneider is like a B or C list TV actor at best. Most people under the age of 45 don't know who he is. And so you are comparing him to some great composer? Really?

by Anonymousreply 95June 12, 2018 8:01 AM

[quote]R93 This is a gay male website, you go back to Tumblr.

I [italic]am[/italic] a gay male.

I just don't have Mommie Issues, which is what makes men dump on women.

by Anonymousreply 96June 12, 2018 8:03 AM

Back when TV broadcasting was mandated to change from analog to digital (requiring everyone who didn’t have cable to buy digital converter antennas), Schneider was part of a campaign to advocate for people who were too poor to afford the expense, and he cited people like his elderly mother in rural areas who didn’t have any financial support. It seemed to me at first to be a strange thing to worry about, but people that poor and in isolated rural areas pretty much only had access to news and information, including weather alerts etc., 15 years ago through “free” TV. The government ended up giving (I think) $50 vouchers to people to buy the converters. He seemed like a decent guy who was especially concerned about impoverished people.

by Anonymousreply 97June 12, 2018 8:07 AM

[quote]R97 Schneider was part of a campaign to advocate for people who were too poor to afford the expense, and he cited people like his elderly mother in rural areas who didn’t have any financial support.

So, he wouldn't support his mother, either?

by Anonymousreply 98June 12, 2018 8:13 AM

[quote]He seemed like a decent guy who was especially concerned about impoverished people.

Deplorables love their base r97. One very simplistic publicity stunt does not make the person.

by Anonymousreply 99June 12, 2018 8:16 AM

[quote]I just don't have Mommie Issues, which is what makes men dump on women.

Which part of "grown ass women shouldn't be sustained by men they aren't even married to" suggests I have such issues? It seems common sense to me.

by Anonymousreply 100June 12, 2018 9:02 AM

[quote] And so you are comparing him to some great composer? Really?

I compared him in his AWFULNESS, you idiot. Learn to read and and develop some sense of literary comprehension, you dolt.

by Anonymousreply 101June 12, 2018 9:40 AM

^ I apologize. I should not have called you an idiot or a dolt. It was uncivil and uncalled for. I stand by the rest of my post.

by Anonymousreply 102June 12, 2018 9:49 AM

Tyler Perry is his friend? (text is from Fox so I’m not linking it):

The actor said he received a call from friend Tyler Perry earlier this morning that boosted his spirits. "[Tyler and I] agree on this very important thing: They can take your stuff but they cannot have your dream," Schneider said recalling his earlier conversation with "The Haves And The Have Nots" creator. "He is a dreamer and a liver of his dreams, and I am the same and we are of one spirit. So these next three days are going to fuel my dream, not damage it in anyway

by Anonymousreply 103June 12, 2018 5:15 PM

[quote]"They can take your stuff but they cannot have your dream"

It seems his dream is revenge on his ex (?)

by Anonymousreply 104June 12, 2018 5:31 PM

The only reason he is paying her alimony is because they are still in the process of dividing their assets. It's not like he's ordered to pay her this for the rest of her life.

Celebrity divorces are traditionally very complicated. The more stuff one has, and the longer you've been together (in this case, 20 years), the more legally complicated it becomes.

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by Anonymousreply 105June 12, 2018 6:00 PM

[quote]Tyler Perry is his friend?

Duh! John has only been starring in TP’s OWN Network hit “The Haves and the Have Nots” for the last five years.

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by Anonymousreply 106June 12, 2018 6:18 PM

Glad when Trump supporters go to jail

by Anonymousreply 107June 12, 2018 6:20 PM

Look at Bo... what a loser! Looks like Boss Hogg and Roscoe got the last laugh... I always knew they would!

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by Anonymousreply 108June 12, 2018 6:23 PM

On THATHN, I’ve seen John tied up, blackmail people, threaten people, cuss like a sailor, fuck black pussy and do things than sweet as pie Bo Duke would never do!

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by Anonymousreply 109June 12, 2018 6:24 PM

The word in LA has always been that John is both horse-hung and 'of the persuasia'!

In sane societies a greedy stinkfish like the one causing this trouble would have an 'accident' and the spousal support problem is over!

by Anonymousreply 110June 12, 2018 6:27 PM

Is that a good show? I've never even heard of it before.

Maybe John can start being kept by his friend Tyler Perry, and then he can pay his bills?

by Anonymousreply 111June 12, 2018 6:28 PM

They've been married for over 20 years and have 3 grown children, and he's been working steadily as an actor the whole time and has a lot of property. If she's been a stay-at-home wife and mother the whole time, she's entitled to a full share of community property.

And if she wasn't working while married to him and raising his children, the job market considers that she's lucky to get a job with minimum wage and unpaid overtime at Wal-Mart. Really, she'll make far more per hour if she devotes herself to getting the most out of the divorce.

by Anonymousreply 112June 12, 2018 6:32 PM

[quote]R110 In sane societies a greedy stinkfish like the one causing this trouble would have an 'accident' and the spousal support problem is over!

Erna dear, where marriage is concerned, California is a Community Property state. From the time of the vows, the couple is considered "one". You don't have claims on what one party brings into the union, or what they inherit, but everything you two aquire during marriage belong to both of you.

It's very romantic, actually. The way it SHOULD be.

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by Anonymousreply 113June 12, 2018 6:34 PM

[quote] Duh! John has only been starring in TP’s OWN Network hit “The Haves and the Have Nots” for the last five years.

Well his good buddy Tyler could have spared him from jail by lending him a hand so to speak.

by Anonymousreply 114June 12, 2018 6:39 PM

The problem isn't that Schneider doesn't have money and property, it's that he's acting like a child.

Tyler Perry can't help him with that.

by Anonymousreply 115June 12, 2018 6:42 PM

Is that a good show “The Haves and the Have Nots”? You get to see see different characters and stuff? I mean better than “This is Us”?

by Anonymousreply 116June 12, 2018 6:44 PM

The people who don’t know about The Haves and The Have Nots are obviously white.

by Anonymousreply 117June 12, 2018 6:46 PM

Great ass

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by Anonymousreply 118June 12, 2018 6:47 PM

VPL

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by Anonymousreply 119June 12, 2018 6:48 PM

HAHN is OWN’s most popular show.

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by Anonymousreply 120June 12, 2018 6:50 PM

Do you think his hair was bleached back in the day? It looks suspiciously sun-in to me.

by Anonymousreply 121June 12, 2018 6:52 PM

What's with her wonky eye in that shot at R105?

by Anonymousreply 122June 12, 2018 7:25 PM

Oh to be the horse. Dick to butt Dukes.

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by Anonymousreply 123June 12, 2018 7:26 PM

[quote] What's with her wonky eye in that shot a

I don’t see anything off.

by Anonymousreply 124June 12, 2018 7:36 PM

r112 = fish

by Anonymousreply 125June 12, 2018 7:40 PM

He's been on a tv show for five years and he doesn't even have $100,000? How the fuck can that be possible?

by Anonymousreply 126June 12, 2018 9:16 PM

I think EVERYBODY had a crush on him. I certainly did. Except a few lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 127June 12, 2018 9:24 PM

A deplorable freeper goes to jail. Who cares.

by Anonymousreply 128June 12, 2018 9:28 PM

I will forever treasure that moment when we ran into John and Tawny in the Galleria at Penny's towel department; we exchanged tips about bath towels--our lives have never been the same!

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by Anonymousreply 129June 12, 2018 10:10 PM

Tawny must be six feet tall. Look how close in size she and John are and John ain't short.

Tawny was always fun to laugh at at her Oscar red carpet coverage, always getting things wrong. My favorite moment of many was when she was interviewing Rosanna Arquette and said, "You are nominated tonight" and Rosanna eyed her and said, "What are you, nuts?" (She wasn't nominated, never was).

Go to youtube and try to find the classic moment where Sally Kirkland is yacking away about some spiritual shit and Edie Williams interrupts and Tawny uses it as a way to escape. Sally looks mortified that she lost her big moment.

by Anonymousreply 130June 12, 2018 10:35 PM

Love the pornish vibe of this album cover...

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by Anonymousreply 131June 12, 2018 11:19 PM

Mullet!

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by Anonymousreply 132June 12, 2018 11:23 PM

And pron stache! ^

by Anonymousreply 133June 12, 2018 11:31 PM

Bo Duke gonna be cagemeat!

by Anonymousreply 134June 13, 2018 12:22 AM

All this drama for five hours in a jail.

by Anonymousreply 135June 13, 2018 12:39 AM

He stunning in person. Saw him 5-10 years ago.

Also at the Galleria.

by Anonymousreply 136June 13, 2018 12:55 AM

That what he gets for being straight.

by Anonymousreply 137June 13, 2018 1:09 AM

What was the divorce about, anyway?

by Anonymousreply 138June 13, 2018 1:18 AM

[quote]What was the divorce about, anyway?

Mommy and Daddy still love each other but they are going to live in separate houses

by Anonymousreply 139June 13, 2018 1:38 AM
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by Anonymousreply 140June 13, 2018 1:51 AM

John Schneider released from jail after five hours 'due to overcrowding'

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by Anonymousreply 141June 13, 2018 3:08 AM

White Male Privilege at its finest....

by Anonymousreply 142June 13, 2018 3:12 AM

You dumb cunts are stupid as fuck. This guy would be thrilled to see you with no rights whatsoever and you're lusting over him? And people wonder how Trump got to the White House.

by Anonymousreply 143June 13, 2018 3:22 AM

[quote]White Male Privilege at its finest....

Tell me about it!

by Anonymousreply 144June 13, 2018 3:24 AM

Overcrowding in his pants!

by Anonymousreply 145June 13, 2018 3:24 AM

I STILL say a GOOD SPANKING would do him a world of good.

by Anonymousreply 146June 13, 2018 3:28 AM

I would definitely like to fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 147June 13, 2018 3:42 AM

Yum! Thought Tom Wopat was the hot daddy of the two, but how the tables have turned. Schneider is a gorgeous blond daddy. And yeah, stinkfish are evil...AVOID.

by Anonymousreply 148June 13, 2018 3:48 AM

Doesn't that homophobic bible thumper know that God frowns on divorce??

by Anonymousreply 149June 13, 2018 4:18 AM

Show me evidence of any remote anti-gay sentiment. He doesn't have that reputation whatsoever.

And, in cases like this, thank God for White Privilege. In and out. Just a good ol' boy.

by Anonymousreply 150June 13, 2018 4:26 AM

^^ Is R150 his publicist?

by Anonymousreply 151June 13, 2018 4:37 AM

I already posted that he had a gay assistant back in the DOH days. He couldn't have been that homophobic, or changed that much.

by Anonymousreply 152June 13, 2018 5:30 AM

You're a dumb, moronic cunt, R152. People like you irritate the fuck out of me. This Republican fucktard has been voting AGAINST your rights for at least thirty years. But you want proof he said something antigay or homophobic???

I'm a civil rights attorney and idiots like you never cease to amaze me with your stupidity.

by Anonymousreply 153June 13, 2018 5:55 AM

Thank you, R153.

by Anonymousreply 154June 13, 2018 6:13 AM

R153, I never said I wanted proof of anything. Typical big-mouthed attorney. I sold him a house and he was nothing but a gentleman. Shove a hot poker up your prolapsed rectum you piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 155June 13, 2018 6:36 AM

He even played some homo eroticism on Nip Tuck.

by Anonymousreply 156June 13, 2018 5:56 PM

And can't see Larry David hiring a true Right Winger either.

by Anonymousreply 157June 13, 2018 6:41 PM

Toldja they'd find an excuse to let him out without ever having seen the inside of a real jail cell!

But I wouldn't call it "white male privilege", I'd call it "celebrity privilege". Celebrities are always released early "due to overcrowding", except for Paris Hilton whose judge specifically ordered no early release. Ah, that one still makes me smile...

by Anonymousreply 158June 13, 2018 10:58 PM

John Schneider has been rumored for years to have one of the biggest cocks in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 159June 13, 2018 11:53 PM

It was huge. TG he didn't want anal.

by Anonymousreply 160June 14, 2018 1:44 AM

John speaks out about being a conservative in Hollywood...

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by Anonymousreply 161June 14, 2018 2:16 AM

That Fox News article at R161 is unreal. It almost reads like a parody article. He only served FIVE HOURS but says it was a "life-changing" experience. He says he was given no preferential treatment, except that he wasn't detained with the general population (which sure sounds like preferential treatment). He says he has worked 80 hours a week, 7 days a week, non-stop since 1978 but has a "mountain of debt." Then he claims he was punished for his "conservative values" and treated like a "second-class citizen" but gives no explanation or evidence (Who knew that failing to pay alimony was a conservative value?). Then, for good measure, he says it's important to support Trump and reminds us that he voted for Trump and didn't vote for Obama. (Maybe he thinks it's Obama's fault that he had to serve five hours in jail.) In that article, he sounds not only like a hard-core right-winger but a total asshole.

by Anonymousreply 162June 14, 2018 2:36 AM

I just heard that John Schneider is going to be in a reboot of The Patty Duke Show. Apparently, he's going to play transsexual cousins.

by Anonymousreply 163June 14, 2018 2:41 AM

R162 After reading the article, I was going to say pretty much everything you had already wrote so I'll just say good job on all the rebuttal points!

Nothing left to add.

by Anonymousreply 164June 14, 2018 2:49 AM

162 - we're talking about the same man who had a photographer take pictures of him crying just hours after his dad died because he wanted to capture his moments of grief. He doesn't play with a full deck.

by Anonymousreply 165June 14, 2018 2:57 AM

You want evidence, R150? You are a special kind of stupid. R152 you are not far behind.

by Anonymousreply 166June 14, 2018 5:16 AM

LOCK 'IM UP!

by Anonymousreply 167June 14, 2018 6:18 AM

Deadbeat dad + Trumper. Lovely combination.

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by Anonymousreply 168June 14, 2018 6:20 AM

Did he show his General Lee to the wrong person?

by Anonymousreply 169June 14, 2018 6:36 AM

When I first read the story, I was feeling sort of sympathetic to him, but I've lost all sympathy when he starting telling people he's being singled out for being a conservative. No, you married and divorced (or are still in the process of divorcing) a vindictive bitch who needs to get a job. Your poor choices are no one's fault than your own, big cock or not.

by Anonymousreply 170June 14, 2018 6:49 AM

[quote]R170 No, you married and divorced (or are still in the process of divorcing) a vindictive bitch who needs to get a job.

She's "vindictive" because she expects her ex to abide by the terms of their divorce?

I don't think your beef is with her, it's with family court.

by Anonymousreply 171June 14, 2018 6:55 AM

R141, A decent amount of cock and hole activity can be accomplished in 5 hours.

by Anonymousreply 172June 14, 2018 12:06 PM

I had a huge crush on him when he I was a really little kid. I remember my uncle was at our house and my sister asking which Duke brother did my dad and uncle like better, they both answered Daisy and laughed. I was baffled, how could anyone prefer Daisy to the blonde Duke boy.

by Anonymousreply 173June 14, 2018 12:46 PM

Another old, entitled white guy who thinks the rules shouldn't apply to him, only the browns and blacks.

I was going to say old, entitled, rich white guy but apparently the ass clown hasn't got two sticks to rub together.

by Anonymousreply 174June 14, 2018 1:00 PM

This couple has been married long enough to have three adult children, so yes, she is absolutely entitled to a good chunk of the community property, and if he didn't know about community property when he got married then he was a goddamn fool.

As it is, he's showing the usual conservative devotion to the sacred institution of heterosexual marriage, which is somehow only sacred when the gays want to share it. In divorce court, it's just another inconvenience that shouldn't apply to men like him.

by Anonymousreply 175June 14, 2018 9:57 PM

He’s been gainfully employed by Tyler Perry for the last six years, and I don’t think Ms. Perry would have an intolerant bigot starring on his most popular cable show. Sure, he’s conservative 🤮 but I don’t think he’s the type to think that rules should apply to blacks only.

by Anonymousreply 176June 15, 2018 1:27 AM

This Duke boy wants back in jail after being release after 5 hours of a three-day sentence.

the 58-year-old actor recently revealed that he is “leveraged to the max” when it comes to money admitting to being bogged down by loans and said that he would “unlikely” be able to comply with the court’s conditions to pay his wife the amount of money she is owed. So, instead, the actor asked the court to let him serve his full sentence.

“I am willing and able to accept the punishment for my actions/inactions as to this matter and I request this court to impose such sentence without further delay,” he wrote in a July letter obtained by People Magazine.

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by Anonymousreply 177July 23, 2018 6:10 AM

I want to find a Duke boy next to me if I land in jail.

by Anonymousreply 178July 23, 2018 4:42 PM

A question for the legal types: If he refuses to pay and actually services this tiny jail sentence in a minimum security prison, can he get away with not paying his wife her fair share of the community property?

by Anonymousreply 179July 23, 2018 7:25 PM

Maybe he can share a cell with Tom Wopat.

by Anonymousreply 180July 23, 2018 10:26 PM

He had a top 20 hit.

by Anonymousreply 181December 12, 2018 11:48 PM

A question for the legal types: If he refuses to pay and actually services this tiny jail sentence in a minimum security prison, will there be a strip and cavity search?

by Anonymousreply 182December 12, 2018 11:55 PM

See R71 & R79 for the goods on Schneider.

by Anonymousreply 183December 12, 2018 11:56 PM

How much did he earn on DWTS?

by Anonymousreply 184December 13, 2018 12:07 AM

I’d hit it

by Anonymousreply 185December 13, 2018 12:09 AM

This doesn't excuse his political views, but he became an animal rights advocate a few years back. Maybe he isn't [italic]quite[/italic] as inflexible and closed-minded as his conservative peers?

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by Anonymousreply 186December 13, 2018 12:21 AM

I wuild throw him in jail for never doing a nude scene. He was gorgeous when he was young.

by Anonymousreply 187December 13, 2018 12:22 AM

He did a tiny bit of nudity in the shitty ‘80s flick Cocaine Wars, about 36 minutes into the film...

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by Anonymousreply 188December 13, 2018 3:43 AM

R188, He also bared his ass in "Eddie Macon's Run" in 1983.

by Anonymousreply 189December 13, 2018 6:11 AM
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