The Official Barron Trump Fan Thread

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R1's an idiot anyway, so who cares.

His future mistress

Baron Trump and Prince George the Royal Wedding 2050

Mark my words.

R3 wft is THAT 😂

For reference!

I like gold.

Knives

Matches.

Fire.

The White House.

:-)

After playing soccer, does Barron do the towel dance or does he let it all hang proudly?

R10 wtf are you on about

Barron, my advice for you is to start developing a connection with Tiffany, because you have a lot in common, and she can protect you from the evil alignment .

Tiffany and Barron do get along pretty well, don't they?

After all, she was invited to his birthday party in that bowling centre in NY last year.

He seems okay. He wouldn't be on a soccer team if he were autistic.

Let's notice how happy and 'normal' he looks when the orange lard ass is not around.

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Barron wouldn't be a shining star wherever he was, but he will be happy when his father drops dead.

He is a product of incest.

I think that he's Donald and Ivanka's son.

^ *facepalm*

For the same of Barron, let's hope he's NOT Cheeto's spawn.

His mother may be seriously ill.

Or better yet...ready to DIVORCE!!!

IS he single?

Has he already found out about letting off some steam 'down under'?

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Barron is a child but what is it about him that makes his face so slappable? Sins of the father, maybe.

I suspect Ivanka is really Barron's father.

He seems like a nice kid in a lonely situation

Barron is sporting "The Full Swinton" here.

If only young Barron could spend a year with what appears to be a loving family like the Rooneys. It could be arranged (if the Rooneys agreed to the arrangement) and Barron's identity protected. Donald couldn't care less regarding what the child does...has he ever attended any of his son's soccer matches?

I am glad to see Barron smiling under any circumstances and he looked thrilled and proud to have his idol attend the Christmas party. The diversity of soccer will do him a world of good once he is free of his father's influence. I wonder if he ever brings his team mates home.

Cut the kid some slack, everybody.

No. He sucks and so does his whole ghetto family.

While his elder siblings (save for Tiff) are beyond despicable, there's still jope Barron.

Get the boy out of the White House asap

And while we're at it: Get his father out of the WH asap, too - right into prison.

*save Tiff

Sorry.

He's an underage boy, leave him alone you weirdo.

Now if it was ME, that's different. I'm popular

That Christmas party looks really sparse. There's nobody around the band, you don't see people around the table, and the two pictures where it looks like there's a group are kind of grainy like they had to zoom in and crop the picture to get rid of empty space. Was anyone there other than some Trumps and this football family?

R33 some kids Barron plays soccer with. You can see some of them in the pics.

Well, at least Barron had a bit of fun for a change.

Too bad he has such crummy parents. I was going to say "a whore and whoremonger" but I decided to be nice. Thanks, OP!

R35, feel free to insult his useless grifter parents. They fully deserve our derision.

Don't insult the kid though.

I would never do that, OP....or at least until he wears a 'I don't give a shit' bomber or delivers a fuck you to the American public with stupid interviews or bad decorations. All bets will be off at that point.

I wonder how long it will take that grifter family to corrupt him? He so far seems immune to their bullshit.

Well, first of all he's still a kid, a teenager respectively, so there's still hope for him. Donny's elder spawn (save Ivanka) started to be interesting for dear Daddy only after they had grown up.

So, let's hope that by the time Barron is an adult, dear Daddy will already be rotting in his grave.

It must be remembered that as awful as his father is Barron is blessed with a mother who truly loves him.

"Melania Trump OPENS UP on how 12-year-old son Barron is JUST LIKE his dad Donald Trump"

And by opening up that doesn't mean she spread her legs... like she normally does.

No wonder she keeps on saying that the boy is just like his father. The kid is her meal ticket, after all. She needs to make sure to please tHe DoNaLd.

[quote] He has a soft beautiful heart but he is a fighter, too, he is very strong.

Hahahahahahaha - what claptrap.

Or is this just anothher bit she copied out of one of Michelle Obama's speeches?

Every time their approval rates plummet or anything else is going on (Cohen, Mueller investigations and the like), they start wheeling out Barron for photo OPs or by mentioning him in interviews.

Not one in that entire bunch seems to be worth a damn, if what Melanie says is true. CLUE: they have no pets.

This kid, OP, does not need a fan club. He needs an escape plan.

Look at da wittle mouse.

[quote] This kid, OP, does not need a fan club. He needs an escape plan.

R44, in this thread we could create an escape plan for poor Barron.

Or we show at least some compassion and kindness to a kid whose life is already fucked before it has really started.

He'll be ok, R46. Most of the liberal/progressive/democratic folks I know are mature enough not to try and burden a young person with the crimes of their fathers.

He has a lot of advantages that others, with crazy parents, don't.

I'd prefer, rather than focusing on a person with these advantages, we worry about the thousands of kids locked up for no other reason than that they sought to escape circumstances far more crippling than having a couple of millionaire assholes for parents and siblings.

I hope he never signs an NDA.

Wouldn't it be just hilarious (and truly courageous!!!) if Barron went to his father and asked him why he decided to lock up children?!?

There was a cnn trump family photo and Barron was only one missing

I heard this story, not sure if it's true or not, that the family was making a video for the dotard's birthday, with each child/grandchild saying something nice and wishing him a happy bday. Barron started to tell the story about his father hitting him.

He comes off as honest and innocent at this point. I hope he manages to retain some of it.

Anyone else heard this? Sorry I can't find the source, but after the Diaper Don stories, I can believe it.

Which of Melania's girlfriends will be soon initiating the trembling, gawky, horny young Barron into the "ways of love"?

I thought that was Ivanka's job?

R52, probably one of Trump's harsh-looking bimbo interns at the WH.

R50, sounds plausible.

So it is Ivanka!

He's autistic, so yeah, he's honest.

^ Better an autist than a fucking narc like his father is.

....

^ Hahahahahahaha, nice!

Sadly, he's one of those people until he proves otherwise, OP.

These people have a way of ruining others just by osmosis. I wish him luck, but believe he's doomed to douchery.

[quote]By popular demand.

OP, I think you mean bi-polar demand.

R61, ha, nice one!

Naming your kid Barron when you are rich is like naming your kid Blue Collar when you are middle class.

Barron Trump is officially a teenager today as today is his 13th birthday.