Gwyneth posts adorable photo of herself on much needed getaway

Was she with her good friends Jay-Z and Beyonce making art music and synching her brain waves to the ocean waves and this restoring peace and order to this mad world?

She's wacky, but she's lovable too!

She’s so wonderful, I’m struggling not to vomit in my own mouth.

She's so spontaneous.

Especially on the fifth take.

“Paltrow, Gwyneth. "Snotty, pompous, chain-smoking toothpick." Rumored to be evil and back-stabbing to her competitors. Acts like a diva on-set and off. Rumored to have dumped Brad over his heavy pot/X use as well as her snooty attitude towards his lack of education. Reportedly a "favorite" of Harvey and/or Bob Weinstein. Nymphomaniac whose cheating on Brad may have been the real reason they broke up. Linked with Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Chris Martin (of Coldplay), Viggo Mortensen, Brad Pitt, Prince Nicholas of Greece, Jonathan Schaech, David Schwimmer, Jerry Seinfeld, Mark Wahlberg, and Luke Wilson.”

R5, why list all gay guys. She must have dated some straight guys

If she’s had all those guys, good on her. It will be the only interesting thing she’s ever done.

Does she still act?

R5 She dumped Pitt over his lack of education? Where’d she go to college?!

She’s weird looking

R5 can I have the link please.

If she’s had all those guys, good on her.

R7 Schwimmer and Seinfeld???? Surely you jest.

Mario Batali too!

And Bourdain.

I dislike her but her legs look very shapely for a frau of her age. How can she put so much effort into her physique and go around with her hair looking like half burnt straw, though? Britney has better hair than Paltrow and we all know how shit Brit's hair is.

I hate this fucking monster. Rich ass trash.

This cunt is the definition of asshole. Can’t wait for karma to smack this bitch in the face

This thread is full of white hatred.

R18 plz bitch. People don’t like her bc she IS an asshole, not bc she’s white. Why r u so stupid? 😅

Oh what fun it would be to spend a day at the beach with Gwyn. I bet she gets up to all kinds of shenanigans.

R3 go with the flow

I love Gwynnie-poo and always will.

For a skinny girl, she sure has FAT FLABBY thighs.

That’s from the “A list,” which hasn’t been updated since 2004. Some of what they wrote came to be true and some of it was very entertaining fan fiction. We have to be the judge of which is which.

All that said, I wish it still existed. It was great fun and there was enough truth and insight in it to be worth the read.

Does anyone have the full link to their “most recent” list (from 2004/5 I think?) I haven’t read it in full in several years.

Gwyneth is the embodiment of Live. Love. Laugh.

WTF is that cuntflap on her inner thigh? No wonder Mario likes to feed there.

Her snatch must be as wide a football field end zone considering all the guys that have been up in her.

That makes me sad to be honest. Considering that her father was gay and her mother's a lesbian.

I wish she had been gay as well.

Why do you dumb gay men think a woman has a huge vag if she's had a series of men instead of just a few? It's the same amount of sex either way. And it doesn't really stretch out at all until you have kids by vag birth, which a lot of these Hollywood ho's don't do for just that reason.

I hope she remembered to pack her portable vagina steamer!

A vag birth doesn’t necessarily stretch it out either r28. Not unless you’ve had 9 babies. And even then you could have it retightened. You’re not much smarter either.

She's just allowed her yoni egg to drop free and she's feelin' light and kicky!

This is how great all of you can look in photos if you buy my $4000 moisturiser sourced from the ass of a albino baboon in Borneo.

Well that and a snapchat filter.

Gwyneth Paltrow - The Most Beautiful MAN in the World

Here’s the link. Enjoy!

Here’s another one. Ancient but funny. It’s incomplete but I can’t find the other half.

Loved re-reading R35 after all these years.

Whoever wrote it has absolutely NO compunctions about outing someone whether male or female, single or married to the opposite sex.

And from my inside knowledge, the info was on point with the exception of one entry: Heidi Klum was never married to Rick Pitino who is a noted college and NBA coach. Her husband was a hair stylist.

So, when he/she says that Clooney is bi, and does not call Jake Gyllenhaal bi or gay, I have to say it gives me pause to rethink what was discussed here recently.

Was Jake really straight all along, and we all bought Ted Casablanca's Toothy Tile hook line and sinker? Also, I have long suspected that Clooney is not full on gay. I believe that he does have occasional sex with his girlfriends so they are not hired beards a la Travolta et al.

[quote]much needed getaway

LOL

r36 Her husband was Rick Pitino, or at least a very similar name, Italian-American hair stylist, hard to think that there are two people out there with the same name, but it exists; better look for other straws to discredit the A-List, r24 from that list I didn't see anything intended as fanfic, but keep discrediting it.

R33 WTF. People are deranged.

Have you noticed her daughter inherited her smug?

The irony about Gwyneth is I don't think she is any snottier, narcissistic, or materialistic than any other a list actress. She simply lacks the self awareness to hide it.

Is that true about Bourdain? I thought he disparaged her or something

I think she would look really good with a Michelle Williams type of Pixie cut.

R40 How could that woman possibly have raised self-aware children? It’s not possible.

R41 Many people in Hollywood are narcissists, but there certainly are plenty of decent and self-aware people, too. It usually takes a while for actors to become established and then become more secure and less attention-seeking. Starlets (male and female) are in my experience more likely to act like Gwyneth Paltrow, working the self-promotion angle and selling themselves to the press as if they are on a perpetual public job interview. But usually by the time they win an Oscar they’be settled down and can be a little more human and less Margo Channing.

Agreed, R43!

Gywnnie Poo for evah.

Very good actress with a carton of great performances. She's a funny bitch, intentionally and otherwise. And she did this............I love her.

If I knew nothing about who Gwyneth is as a person, I would love everything else I know about her. She’s incredibly talented as an actor and she’s made a lot of interesting choices. Unfortunately, she’s a narcissist who is completely out of touch with actual human beings of Planet Earth. She’s also a fucking Oscar winner who tries to prove her importance (or, worse, her “street cred”?) by constantly jamming “my friends Jay-Z and Beyonce” into conversations when it makes no sense. Anyone has the right to be who they are, but I do wish she were a totally private person more like her boring ex Brad Pitt because her personal life has damaged her performances for me. She could always dissolve into movie characters through sheer talent, but now all I see is GOOP through sheer obnoxiousness.

Wow, Your opinion must wound her R48. What a tool. Talk about obnoxious...

Hey, R49, turnabout is fair play. If my words and thoughts are as obnoxious to you as her GOOPness is to me, then so be it. That’s fair.

Ok, fair.

I hope she gets crabs - both kinds.

Does she know Brad Woodchuck is gay?

R5 = Kaiser from celebitchy (black, fat, hates white blond actress who dumped Brad Pitt)

[quote] private person more like her boring ex Brad Pitt

What a private person that is Brad Pitt who calls the paps all the time, pays the tabs to write fake stories about his fake relationships Pitty is a total fame whore and a poor actor

Are we supposed to believe that paparazzi were on a boat off Capri yesterday following Gwyneth fucking Paltrow all day for pictures in the mediterranean? What a fame whore.

Pathetic. She doesn't even have a movie out to promote. Nice cellulite in her pictures though.

You're boring R56!

Stupid Bitch.

Wow, R47, her voice is as flat as her ass! I thought she was touted as a great singer as well as actress??

She gets to sit on Brad Falchuk's huge bisexual cock. Good for her!

God even that shorts thing she's wearing is pretentious and trying too hard. Every part of her screams insecure, anorexic, nasty hag.