A companion to the “celebrity couples who really are happy” thread.
I think Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively oversell it.
A companion to the “celebrity couples who really are happy” thread.
I think Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively oversell it.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||12/16/2018|
Related thread here.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/23/2018|
Um, all of them?
I’ve heard plenty of times that Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are actually miserable together and just play nice for the red carpet.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/23/2018|
Actors are never really happy, it's not in their DNA. Far too neurotic.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/23/2018|
[quote]Um, all of them?
I think a rare few actually are. Hugh Jackman & his beard - I mean, wife do strike me as happy. Just not in the sexual sense.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/23/2018|
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher seem fake as hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/23/2018|
Kyra and Kevin are happy. Look for Keith and Nicole to divorce within the 18 months.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/23/2018|
Nicole & Keith are at the top of my list too.
I don’t buy Tom Brady & Gisele.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/23/2018|
R2 Tom & Rita, really? Sources? I’ve never heard that.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/23/2018|
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
She always has the same closed eyed smile every time you see the two together
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/23/2018|
Barak and Michelle Obama
I think he prefers non-black women -- wasn't his ex-girlfriend Japanese American. But I think he understood that he needed a African American wife if he were to have a career in politics
Now, Michelle is the one into black women ... right Ms. Jarrett
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/23/2018|
Victoria and David Beckham. They looked miserable at the Royal wedding.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/24/2018|
Kim and Kanye
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/24/2018|
R12 Definitely Kim & Kanye. Total mess.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/24/2018|
I agree about the Obamas. It may be blasphemy to say but everything about both of them screams fake. His public persona is very offputting in the way you get with a certain kind of Ivy Leaguer. Michelle doesn't have that particular attitude, but she's annoying all the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/24/2018|
This thread came to mind thanks to the whack jobs in those endless A rmie H ammer threads. They are now on the warpath taking down anyone who suggests that he and his wife might not be the picture of wedded bliss they present to the world. Because, you know, they look happy on social media and that means EVERYTHING.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||08/06/2018|
Reese Witherspoon and her husband seem to be unhappy alcoholics.
Same with NPH and David Burtka, and of course the gossip here and elsewhere is that it's an open marriage and they're both unhappy.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||08/06/2018|
[Quote] I think Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively oversell it.
I think Blake oversells everything.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||08/06/2018|
Tom Daley and his husband
|by Anonymous||reply 18||08/06/2018|
SJP and Matthew Broderick.
Mike Pence and Mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||08/06/2018|
1) Elton & David, 2) Ellen & Portia, 3) Rosie O. & anyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||08/06/2018|
Will & Jada. She's a nightmare. Always whining about something.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||08/06/2018|
R21 He’s no prize himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||08/06/2018|
Billary & Hillary Clinton
|by Anonymous||reply 23||08/06/2018|
How dare you, R19! Just look at the passion between us!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/06/2018|
I have "I Love Lucy" on every morning on Hallmark as I get ready. No wonder Ricky eventually divorced her - such a selfish woman. She stole John Wayne's footprints from Grauman's Chinese Theatre - she should have been tossed in jail for that. Broke into Richard Widmark's home. Always trying to get new furniture, get new hats, trying to mooch her way into Ricky's shows. She never gave a shit about Little Ricky. She always wants something - and schemes up ways to get it - "who cares! I WANT it." I don't think I've ever seen Lucy do anything nice for anyone - Ricky, Ethel, Fred, Carolyn Applebee, and, I don't she even paid Mrs. Trumble for babysitting. I hope Rick got a new - young hot wife....like Barbara Eden.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/06/2018|
Disagree about the Obamas. Let me believe in my fairy tale fantasy plz
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/06/2018|
Jennifer Aniston and every pairing she's had with a man. All unhappy and fake.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||08/06/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/06/2018|
Did he ever date a black woman before Michelle? In all the pics of him that I've seen when he was young, he was always with white or Asian woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||08/06/2018|
R10 Did he ever date a black woman before Michelle? In all the pics of him that I've seen when he was young, he was always with white or Asian woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/06/2018|
[quote]Reese Witherspoon and her husband seem to be unhappy alcoholics.
Details, please. Why? I’m not saying you’re wrong, just never had that impression.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/06/2018|
Gotta love the freeper trolls - they attack Barack and Michelle but pretend the Trumps are a storybook couple.
I personally nominate Travolta and Preston
|by Anonymous||reply 32||08/06/2018|
George Clooney and Amal.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/06/2018|
You can't lookmore unhappy than the Orange Dumpster Fire and the Slovenian Hooker.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||08/06/2018|
Jay and Bey
|by Anonymous||reply 35||08/06/2018|
Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Moder
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/06/2018|
I think Mila and Ashton are actually good together -
|by Anonymous||reply 37||08/06/2018|
Another vote for Hanks and Wilson. He's a drunk and she's his handler.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||08/06/2018|
Big vote for Ryan and Blake
|by Anonymous||reply 39||08/06/2018|
[quote] Details, please. Why? I’m not saying you’re wrong, just never had that impression.
Your wish is my command. Here they are being arrested for a DUI.
"You're about to find out who I am!"
|by Anonymous||reply 40||08/06/2018|
R29 He wanted a girl just like mom.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||08/06/2018|
R40 Thanks! I forgot all about that tiny little incident. Ouch.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||08/06/2018|
Justin and Jessica
|by Anonymous||reply 43||08/06/2018|
Carrie Underwood and her husband.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||08/07/2018|
[quote]"You're about to find out who I am!"
I didn't watch the whole clip, but I made it to the part where he patiently explains to her why he felt he had to put handcuffs on her. Can you imagine your average American citizen being treated so gently by a cop?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||08/07/2018|
Hanks and WIlson produced Chet Haze - can there be no better evidence that they are not a happy couple?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||08/07/2018|
^^^^cracking me up
|by Anonymous||reply 47||08/07/2018|
Mariska and that fine looking man of hers.
She's obviously into boo boo kitty and he may be strictly dickly.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||08/07/2018|
Obama lived most of younger life as a "fish out of water" kid who primarily leaned heavy into the white heritage of his mother's family. When he met Michelle, I think she represented the family he wanted but did not have. She just happened to be black. Interestingly Michelle's brother married a white woman and Malia seems to prefer white men.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||08/07/2018|
Pierce Brosnan and the whale he’s married to.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||08/07/2018|
See I believe he really loves her even though I do not understand it.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||08/07/2018|
I agree, R51. Some men like heavy women. Strange but true.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||08/07/2018|
I don't buy tom brady and gisele either!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||08/07/2018|
Sofia Vergara & Joe Mangianello.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||08/16/2018|
Joe seems like a nice working class guy made good. Despite reports of Sofia being a bitch DIVA, she seems happy and fun to me. I hope they are happy because its a very attractive couple of 2 people who should be good together.
I cannot believe that Ryan is much into pussy sex. Blake seems thirsty.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||08/16/2018|
NPH & David.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||08/16/2018|
QEII and Philip.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||08/16/2018|
Another vote for Ryan and Blake. I think Ryan is a total fake and is probably controlling. He seems to be a total narcissist and doesn’t want a wife that can ever upstage him. For all intents and purposes this guy should be lucky to get cast in a dinner theater production. But that stop ass movie series Deadpool revived a quickly dying movie career.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||08/16/2018|
Fuck all the people saying the Obama’s I refuse to discuss or believe such things. Besides the scumbag Republicans were searching far and wide to use anything against the Obama’s or discredit them somehow. As for Barack dating mostly non-white women remember he was raised by a white parent and grew up in a predominantly white neighborhood. By the time he hit undergrad, law school, I’m sure he wasn’t sureounded by a ton of eligible black women.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||08/16/2018|
Will and Jada lease this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||08/16/2018|
The Obamas should not be in this thread either...
|by Anonymous||reply 61||08/16/2018|
The list would be shorter if we named only the happy couples together. Oh maybe there aren’t any.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||08/16/2018|
R62 Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick. Felicity Huffman & William H. Macy. There, done.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||08/16/2018|
R62 There was a thread about that. It didn’t go on for long...
|by Anonymous||reply 64||08/23/2018|
William H Macy & Felicity Huffman are pretty much the only celeb couple who seem genuinely happy to me
|by Anonymous||reply 65||08/23/2018|
Am I a hopeless cynic if I don’t believe a single word of celebrities gushing over their spouse/partner in interviews?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||08/29/2018|
R50... I think they love each other. They're not worried about images and accept each other.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||08/30/2018|
A harder question... what celebrity couple seem genuinely happy and love each other? That should be another thread, but it would be a short one.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||08/30/2018|
Skipped to the bottom of the thread, and missed R62 comment. Already said... lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||08/30/2018|
I wouldn't have thought that Neil Young and Daryl Hannah would be a couple but they just got married. Those crazy kids!
|by Anonymous||reply 70||08/30/2018|
Oh, r63 beat me to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||08/30/2018|
I read something recently to the effect of “Love doesn’t need to be proven. It just is.” Hence why my bullshit-meter starts to go off when I hear a celebrity go on about their wonderful partner or when I read a long, flowery declaration of love on social media.
I’m sure some of these couples do love each other, but when they try to create this image of perfection they’re overcompensating for something.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||08/30/2018|
Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/04/2018|
Aaron Rodgers and any female.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/04/2018|
I can’t figure out Ryan and Blake . It’s either an open marriage or they are both bi/gay. I have a credible source who has a magnificent home near them in New England and sees Ryan around with very hot ( pretty ) young men with Blake nowhere in sight . His take is that Ryan is gay and can live safely with his secret there . I just don’t get her or her angle ? She seems much more deceptive and calculating than him .
|by Anonymous||reply 75||09/04/2018|
Some time ago I read a gossip item about a waitress eavesdropping on Rita Wilson and Tina Fey having brunch. She said they were giggling and saying very uncomplimentary things about Tom Hanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||09/04/2018|
Would anyone have said “Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie” before the “shocking”/batshit crazy airport tarmac split?
I remember people on DL saying that either they were super in love or because they both had so many kids and so many failed marriages behind them, they would “hold on to this relationship for dear life”.
It seemed to take everybody surprised when they split—and so nastily too...
|by Anonymous||reply 77||09/04/2018|
R53, Tom and Gisele began dating after she visited the Patriots locker room after a game and Tom brushed her off. She then recounted the incident in an interview and concluded that Tom might be gay because he was so brusque with her. Brady heard about what she said, called her and they began dating.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||09/04/2018|
[quote]Would anyone have said “Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie” before the “shocking”/batshit crazy airport tarmac split?
I wouldn’t have. They fooled me. So did Chris Pratt & Anna Faris.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||09/04/2018|
1) Beyoncé & Jay-Z, 2) Hanks & Wilson, 3) Elton & David, 4) Ellen & Portia, 5) GW Bush & Laura
|by Anonymous||reply 80||09/04/2018|
[quote]GW Bush & Laura
I would never have thought of that one but I agree. I always had the feeling she settled for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||09/04/2018|
I think she despises GWB now.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||09/04/2018|
R82 Mrs. Bush, come sit by me.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||09/04/2018|
Soon-to-be-newlyweds Nick Jonas & Priyanka Chopra. What’s the over/under on how long these two crazy kids make it?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||09/10/2018|
Oprah and Stedman are probably happy. Or I'd like to think they are. Though she is still tight with Gayle.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||09/10/2018|
R85 I said as much in the open relationships thread, but I can see them having an open relationship after all these years.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||09/10/2018|
What R72 said.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||09/10/2018|
Love is like a fart – if you have to force it, it’s probably shit
|by Anonymous||reply 88||09/10/2018|
R88... Profound words of wisdom.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||09/10/2018|
trump and Melanie *wink*
|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/10/2018|
Have Faith Hill & Tim McGraw made the list yet? They seem just a little too good to be true.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||09/10/2018|
Bruce Springsteen & Patti Scialfa
|by Anonymous||reply 92||09/11/2018|
Bono & Ali, Sting & Trudie
|by Anonymous||reply 93||09/11/2018|
[quote]Bono & Ali
That’s a new one. What makes you think so?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||09/11/2018|
NPH and David Burtka are truly miserable, but NPH stays because he wants people to put him on a pedestal and couldn;t bear to admit his marriage didn't work out, and David Burtka needs the freedom not to work to care for the kids. But David has gained tons of weight, and they are both allegedly drinking heavily.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||09/11/2018|
R95 And yet NPH’s Instagram account paints a picture of perfect couplehood. As if we needed any more proof that social media bears no resemblance to reality.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||09/11/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 97||09/12/2018|
R92 Patti was his mistress before he divorced his first wife, right? Once a cheater...
|by Anonymous||reply 98||09/14/2018|
Kidman and Urban
Holmes and Cruise.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||09/14/2018|
1. Beyonce and Jay Z. Together so they can say they're a billion dollar couple and the Beyhive can say Beyonce is a billionaire. All the "cheating" is them being with people they actually want to be with. Wouldn't be surprised if they divorce within the next five years so Beyonce can get a divorce and a single mother album out of it.
2. Victoria and David Beckham. Nobody gives a fuck about David's football skills other than Americans because David is a straight up mediocre player compared to the likes of Messi and other greats. Victoria's shit is flopping which is why the Spice Girl reunion is so wishy washy. She needs the press but she doesn't want to commit. Them being together is the biggest brand they have now.
3. Clooney and Amal. He's gay as fuck and wants to be in politics so he needed a nice clean woman with credentials. IVF twins complete it.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||09/14/2018|
r85: If there's one thing I've learned from my years on DL, Steadman is Oprah's "merkin." There has never been an Oprah and Steadman. I have no idea whether Oprah and Gayle are a couple but am completely sure that Steadman is a well-paid employee.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||09/14/2018|
David Tennant and his wife.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||09/14/2018|
Is Steadman gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 103||09/14/2018|
After the brief initial phase, I think that Bowie and Iman were not happy.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||09/14/2018|
[quote]Wouldn't be surprised if they divorce within the next five years so Beyonce can get a divorce and a single mother album out of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||09/14/2018|
Again, according to DL for many years past, Steadman is gay. I have no other sources. Maybe someone else will offer more compelling proof.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||09/14/2018|
I think some of the bearding couples could be happy. They just have different expectations from marriage than most people.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||09/14/2018|
SJP and Matt B
|by Anonymous||reply 108||09/14/2018|
Matthew McCon and his wife
|by Anonymous||reply 109||09/14/2018|
R104, I heard long ago that their marriage was an open one, which I think is quite plausible, considering his history. Something tells me she wasn't happy with this and that after a while they lived separate lives to state it mildly.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||09/14/2018|
I agree, R107.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||09/17/2018|
Jann Wenner and Matt Nye.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||09/17/2018|
Beyonce and Jay won’t get divorced until she has a new guy lined up. I’m thinking an African politician, a biracial athlete or a an old white Wall Street guy turned philanthropist.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||09/17/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 114||09/17/2018|
Mr and Mrs Les Moonves
|by Anonymous||reply 115||09/17/2018|
President and Mrs. D. Trump
|by Anonymous||reply 116||09/17/2018|
Who’s rumored to be on the skids? Someone here has to have an inside track on the gossip.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||09/26/2018|
Woody Allen & Sun-Yi
|by Anonymous||reply 118||09/26/2018|
[quote]Woody Allen & Sun-Yi
On the skids, you mean? Or just less than happy?
|by Anonymous||reply 119||09/26/2018|
r22 Will's bank account and career say otherwise. He is still a prize.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||09/26/2018|
r100 I don't buy this politics crap. How long is Clooney going to wait for this alleged goal? As for the wife, he might just liked her company. He was probably getting lonely so having her around works. He hasn't done jack shit in politics, just the typical celebrity fundraisers. I don't see it.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||09/26/2018|
ELLEN AND PORTIA
|by Anonymous||reply 122||09/26/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 123||09/26/2018|
[quote]He was probably getting lonely so having her around works.
Whatever the real story is behind that marriage, I don’t think “lonely” is even close.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||09/26/2018|
Are Damon and his wife on here yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 125||10/02/2018|
R125, on DL she must be referred to as “his rabbit-faced wife”.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||10/02/2018|
Noted, R126. Je m’excuse.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||10/02/2018|
Yikes r40! Reese Witherspoon is an entitled little rich bitch, ain't she?
|by Anonymous||reply 128||10/02/2018|
Sharon & Ozzy
|by Anonymous||reply 129||10/02/2018|
Surely Kelly Preston and John Travolta must be the owners of this thread?
Nobody buys them as a happy couple. To their credit - they've been forced to stay together by Zenu & co.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||10/02/2018|
Bieber & Baldwiin. Clock is ticking loud and clear on those two.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||10/03/2018|
Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin
|by Anonymous||reply 132||10/03/2018|
Gisele assumed that Tom was gay because he didn’t fall at her feet? What a narcissistic cunt she is. With a horribly ugly horse face.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||10/03/2018|
We have a sizable number of entertainment industry insiders here on DL. I’m surprised no one has seen any of these couples out in public and has gotten a firsthand look at how they interact with each other.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||10/03/2018|
Norman Reedus and Diane Kruger
|by Anonymous||reply 135||10/03/2018|
Leo D. and everyone he's "dated".
|by Anonymous||reply 136||10/03/2018|
R133 They’re a match made in hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||10/04/2018|
R130, Xenu is the Scieno version of The Devil so, no, that joke neither works nor makes any sense. You could have said something about them being bound by thetans. Or nothing at all. You could say nothing at all, especially on topics about which you’re gleefully ignorant , more often.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||10/04/2018|
J0n B3rnthal and wife
|by Anonymous||reply 139||10/04/2018|
Aaron Rodgers just gave an interview about how he's so attracted to Danica and so in love with her....I guess he's taking a page from Will and Jada. Remember when he used to be quiet about his personal life?
|by Anonymous||reply 140||10/04/2018|
[quote]Another vote for Hanks and Wilson. He's a drunk and she's his handler.
Isn't she rumored to have her own substance abuse problems? Maybe misery loves company.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||10/04/2018|
Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
|by Anonymous||reply 142||10/04/2018|
Ivanka and Jared.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||10/04/2018|
Business arrangements. Happiness optional.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||10/04/2018|
But but but they look so in love!
|by Anonymous||reply 145||10/04/2018|
For many of them, I think Happily Married Man (or Woman, or Couple) is just another role.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||10/07/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 147||10/12/2018|
[quote]Aaron Rodgers just gave an interview about how he's so attracted to Danica and so in love with her
That’s usually the first sign of trouble in paradise.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||10/12/2018|
R112 I 100% agree. Jann Wenner seems like the hardest person on earth to be married to.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||12/16/2018|
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burka. I think David latched on to Neil because he wanted a comfortable life. I think Neil grabbed David because that's all he could get that would put their life on hold and make Neil feel important.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||12/16/2018|
R150 It’s symbiosis.
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