I’d tap that.
I’d tap that twice.
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I’d tap that.
I’d tap that twice.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 24, 2018 12:46 PM |
I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band I seen a needle that winked its eye But I be done seen about everything When I see an elephant fly (What'd you say, boy?) I said, when I see an elephant fly
I seen a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring I seen a polka-dot railroad tie But I be done seen about everything When I see an elephant fly
I saw a clothes horse rear up and buck And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck I didn't see that, I only heard Just to be sociable, I'll take your word
I heard a fireside chat, I saw a baseball bat And I just laughed till I thought I'd die But I be done seen about everything When I see an elephant fly
But I be done seen about everything When I see an elephant fly When I see an elephant fly
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 23, 2018 7:59 PM |
Just eewwwww
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 23, 2018 8:00 PM |
Sorry, I can't get over those ears.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 23, 2018 8:57 PM |
the love child of eddie munster and paul ryan
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 23, 2018 11:45 PM |
You are amusing OP.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 23, 2018 11:58 PM |
Back off OP, that big eared gremlin is all mine!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 24, 2018 12:11 AM |
If you think of the ears as handles...
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 24, 2018 12:15 AM |
Exactly.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 24, 2018 12:34 AM |
Kellerman would be a dream bottom.
The guy in OP’s pic needs to build more muscle, especially in his upper body. His head looks too big for his body.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 24, 2018 12:26 PM |
I hope he looks better in real life than he does in the OP's picture. Because in that picture he looks a sight!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 24, 2018 12:46 PM |
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