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Celebrity Flatulence

Are there any celebrities out there that are known to be out n' proud farters? Celebrities who are not ashamed to let loose in public or while on set filming? Are there any celebrities you suspect of being notorious farters?

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by Anonymousreply 53May 8, 2018 2:16 AM

Ina Garten

by Anonymousreply 1April 23, 2018 7:29 PM

I believe Sexy Rexy Harrison was a perpetual flatulator.

by Anonymousreply 2April 23, 2018 7:35 PM

Carnie Wilson is. She records them on her phone. I've heard them. I wasn't amused. Not sure if it's public knowledge or not.

by Anonymousreply 3April 23, 2018 7:37 PM

The camera adds 10 pounds of gas.

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by Anonymousreply 4April 23, 2018 7:41 PM

[quote] Carnie Wilson is. She records them on her phone. I've heard them. I wasn't amused. Not sure if it's public knowledge or not.

Yes, there's been much discussion about her panty burp at the 1:30 mark in the "Hey Santa" video.

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by Anonymousreply 5April 23, 2018 7:46 PM

MANDY PATINKIN...Greasy schmaltz farts that REEK

by Anonymousreply 6April 23, 2018 7:51 PM

I'm sure Roseanne has let quite a few rip on the set. I could just hear her annoying cackle after every one of them. John Goodman probably joins in as well.

by Anonymousreply 7April 23, 2018 8:02 PM

Gérard Depardieu is well-known for it.

by Anonymousreply 8April 23, 2018 8:02 PM

Jennifer Lawrence—and proud of it.

by Anonymousreply 9April 23, 2018 8:04 PM

Whoopi Goldberg is a world class ripper.

It drove Babs to dementia.

by Anonymousreply 10April 23, 2018 8:09 PM

I was in the presence of Joan Jett when she sharted. She was so nonchalant about it and even told her manager that she had to change because she had diarrhea in her pants.

by Anonymousreply 11April 23, 2018 8:26 PM

Most ballet dancers. It's very hard to hold one in while doing a Grand Jeté, for example. Some performances can be an evening long medley of toots. Often quite funny.

by Anonymousreply 12April 23, 2018 8:35 PM

Years ago, somebody posted about Jack McBrayer farting at a party and clearing the room.

by Anonymousreply 13April 23, 2018 8:36 PM

[R7] That comment made me laugh my ass off, no pun intended.

Also, Natalie Portman. She once sharted during the filming of the Phantom Menace and stained her gown.

by Anonymousreply 14April 23, 2018 8:52 PM

You'd think it's Trump, but Melania is the one who wears the fart pants in that family.

by Anonymousreply 15April 23, 2018 8:56 PM

Donald Trump. The name fits his fat ass.

by Anonymousreply 16April 23, 2018 8:57 PM

Larry King and his Paleozoic farts.

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by Anonymousreply 17April 23, 2018 9:34 PM

R14 is that a joke? Gross!!

by Anonymousreply 18April 23, 2018 10:20 PM

At some point Sarah Huckabee Sanders is going to let one loose during a televised press conference and she'll never live it down.

by Anonymousreply 19April 23, 2018 11:33 PM

she’ll blame the Dems, r19

by Anonymousreply 20April 23, 2018 11:39 PM

John Lennon. Or at least the young John Lennon....Little Richard was grossed out by him.

by Anonymousreply 21April 23, 2018 11:41 PM

R19, I'd be like... that's the first honest thing to come outta one of your holes Mrs Sanders!

by Anonymousreply 22April 23, 2018 11:50 PM

Sharon Gless and Tyne Daly did some funny imrov on farting.

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by Anonymousreply 23April 24, 2018 12:12 AM

I thought my mother would die laughing when Nancy Grace let one rip on Dancing with the Stars.

by Anonymousreply 24April 24, 2018 12:20 AM

Chuck Berry

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by Anonymousreply 25April 24, 2018 12:30 AM

Vittorio Gassman?

by Anonymousreply 26April 24, 2018 1:37 AM

The above poster is right, Whoopi owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 27April 24, 2018 3:45 AM

Charlton Heston

by Anonymousreply 28April 24, 2018 5:01 AM

Joan Plowright! She always looked like she farted like a truck driver.

So, does Whoopi Goldberg.

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by Anonymousreply 29April 24, 2018 5:29 AM

[quote]I'm sure Roseanne has let quite a few rip on the set. I could just hear her annoying cackle after every one of them. John Goodman probably joins in as well.

This reminds me of a comment that Roseanne made during an interview long ago (it may have been on OPRAH) about how stinky their set's couch must have been due to all of the butts that had been sitting on it for so many years. And yes, she laughed about it.

by Anonymousreply 30April 24, 2018 5:42 AM

SPY MGazine used to refer to Donald Trump as "short-fingered vulgarian Donald 'Stinky' Trump." Does he have a reputation for being flatulent?

by Anonymousreply 31April 24, 2018 5:50 AM

Joan Crawford could clear out a soundstage.

by Anonymousreply 32April 24, 2018 6:00 AM

R30 So disgusting. I wonder if they're using the same couch on the new Roseanne.

by Anonymousreply 33April 24, 2018 3:42 PM

Martha Stewart really knows how to "cut the cheese".

by Anonymousreply 34April 24, 2018 4:01 PM

The weirdest thing is that Jessica Simpson had stories in US, etc. for the longest time. It's as if they had nothing else to promote her with. Then again she has no talent except for sucking cock and farting so....

by Anonymousreply 35April 24, 2018 4:09 PM

Garrett Clayton. His hole is so loose that one never heard them, one only can smell them...

by Anonymousreply 36April 24, 2018 4:23 PM

R35 yes I remember hearing stories in the press about her farting and how "funny" it was.

I was like has celebrity culture falling to this?

Also, call me old fashioned, but as a bisexual male, NOTHING makes me loose an erection faster than when a hot girl farts. It's disgusting and not remotely "funny ", sorry Jessica

With men it's different though. I'm not turned on by male farts at all but it's either funny or cool no matter how hot or on hot the guy is. It's like men are SUPPOSED to fart (and burp), it actually ADDS to their masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 37April 24, 2018 4:28 PM

Eve Arden

by Anonymousreply 38April 24, 2018 4:28 PM

After years of quack diets and coffe enemas, Ms. Paltrow’s digestive system is a big ol’ nonstop fart factory.

by Anonymousreply 39April 24, 2018 4:39 PM

Jason Robards let out a huge one standing next to me at a urinal peeing at Lincoln Center. He just smiled, zipped up and left.

by Anonymousreply 40April 24, 2018 5:01 PM

[quote] NOTHING makes me lose an erection faster than when a hot girl farts. It's disgusting and not remotely "funny "

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by Anonymousreply 41April 24, 2018 7:08 PM

Shelley Winters.

by Anonymousreply 42April 24, 2018 7:10 PM

One of the old Bitter Waitress celebrity stories mentioned Lindsay Wagner in a liquor store ripping a loud one off when she bent over to pick up some change she dropped.

by Anonymousreply 43April 25, 2018 12:11 AM

Burrito Night at Ina and Jeffrey's was an experiment not soon to be repeated.

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by Anonymousreply 44April 25, 2018 9:01 PM

That fat gal Sigoueney whatever her name is.

by Anonymousreply 45April 25, 2018 9:11 PM

Russell Crowe

by Anonymousreply 46April 26, 2018 8:18 AM

Mels Gibson

by Anonymousreply 47April 26, 2018 9:51 AM

Geri Jewell. Uncontrollable.

by Anonymousreply 48April 26, 2018 2:47 PM

Moms Mabley

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by Anonymousreply 49April 27, 2018 5:16 PM

Ángela Lansbury. That's why they canceled MURDER SHE WROTE. Her high fiber diet made the show runner nickname it FLATUS SHE QUEEFED.

by Anonymousreply 50April 27, 2018 5:28 PM

r11- You are so full of it! Nice to know Joan is beloved enough here to make this crazy thread though.

by Anonymousreply 51May 8, 2018 1:05 AM

Pretty low on celebrity scale, but Simon Rex has recorded himself farting and uploaded them online many times. Here's a compilation of the middle-aged frat boy having his juvenile fun.

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by Anonymousreply 52May 8, 2018 2:07 AM

Angela landsbury

by Anonymousreply 53May 8, 2018 2:16 AM
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