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If you were a mad killer on the lam, what would your name be?

The Waffle House Killer. So common, so pedestrian.

I'd like to be known as the Fabulous Fiend. Or the String of Pearls Strangler.

by Anonymousreply 113April 26, 2018 2:22 PM

The Decidedly Dashing Disemboweller has a nice ring to it. The Glamourous Garroter. is nice too.

by Anonymousreply 1April 23, 2018 5:11 PM

The Naked Gun.....already taken

by Anonymousreply 2April 23, 2018 5:14 PM

Hot Butt Psycho

by Anonymousreply 3April 23, 2018 5:16 PM

I'd prefer to open a gay oriented pharmacy with my two brothers, and we would call it :

👤👤👤 [bold] The PrEP Boys

by Anonymousreply 4April 23, 2018 5:17 PM

The Dial Your Face With a Razor killer.

by Anonymousreply 5April 23, 2018 5:17 PM

The Caftan Carver

by Anonymousreply 6April 23, 2018 5:20 PM

Vigilante Con Panna

by Anonymousreply 7April 23, 2018 5:21 PM

Curly

by Anonymousreply 8April 23, 2018 5:22 PM

BILL TAYLOR

by Anonymousreply 9April 23, 2018 5:33 PM

The Velvet Dick

by Anonymousreply 10April 23, 2018 5:35 PM

The Holemaker

by Anonymousreply 11April 23, 2018 5:36 PM

The Mutant

by Anonymousreply 12April 23, 2018 5:37 PM

Power Bottom Prowler

by Anonymousreply 13April 23, 2018 5:40 PM

Claire de Loon

by Anonymousreply 14April 23, 2018 5:41 PM

The deadly Dervish

Caftan of death

Deadly Dick

Big A-Hole

by Anonymousreply 15April 23, 2018 6:04 PM

The Pissy Pincher

by Anonymousreply 16April 23, 2018 6:24 PM

The Hershey Highwayman

by Anonymousreply 17April 24, 2018 3:40 AM

The Mincing Malediction

by Anonymousreply 18April 24, 2018 3:51 AM

Death Toll Verificata

by Anonymousreply 19April 24, 2018 3:59 AM

The Sibilant Slasher

by Anonymousreply 20April 24, 2018 4:01 AM

THE GAPE

by Anonymousreply 21April 24, 2018 4:05 AM

The Clutcher

by Anonymousreply 22April 24, 2018 4:09 AM

PEARL!

by Anonymousreply 23April 24, 2018 4:11 AM

Miss Stery Man

by Anonymousreply 24April 24, 2018 4:12 AM

The Toxic Potato.

by Anonymousreply 25April 24, 2018 4:14 AM

"mad killer on the lam"

Lam Chop

by Anonymousreply 26April 24, 2018 4:18 AM

"Fatty's got a gun" was a memorable DL thread a few years ago about some guy stalking and shooting his ex in a gas station.

by Anonymousreply 27April 24, 2018 4:26 AM

Dick Tasty

by Anonymousreply 28April 24, 2018 4:29 AM

The Pink Prowler.

by Anonymousreply 29April 24, 2018 4:30 AM

The Velvet Strangler.

by Anonymousreply 30April 24, 2018 4:31 AM

My favorite ever was The Servant Girl Annihilator, who killed 8 in Austin, TX with an axe back in 1884-85.

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by Anonymousreply 31April 24, 2018 4:39 AM

if I were a cannibal, I'd be The Ghoul Guuurl

by Anonymousreply 32April 24, 2018 4:41 AM

The Nit Picker

by Anonymousreply 33April 24, 2018 4:42 AM

TYIWB KILLER

by Anonymousreply 34April 24, 2018 4:43 AM

Fuck! Mary! Kill!

by Anonymousreply 35April 24, 2018 4:49 AM

The Bellagio Horror!

by Anonymousreply 36April 24, 2018 4:54 AM

The Dainty Strangler

by Anonymousreply 37April 24, 2018 5:00 AM

Four Star Sniper.

by Anonymousreply 38April 24, 2018 5:01 AM

The EST Evader Master Bator

by Anonymousreply 39April 24, 2018 5:02 AM

The Ass Wrecker

by Anonymousreply 40April 24, 2018 5:07 AM

Dick of Death

by Anonymousreply 41April 24, 2018 5:08 AM

Cannibal Lecture

by Anonymousreply 42April 24, 2018 5:22 AM

❄ Snowflake Slasher

by Anonymousreply 43April 24, 2018 5:25 AM

Weenie Whacker

by Anonymousreply 44April 24, 2018 5:28 AM

The Bitchy Queen.

by Anonymousreply 45April 24, 2018 5:42 AM

Booty Banger

Pussy Pounder

by Anonymousreply 46April 24, 2018 5:45 AM

The Fornicator

by Anonymousreply 47April 24, 2018 5:47 AM

Donald Trump. Is that name taken?

by Anonymousreply 48April 24, 2018 5:54 AM

The scattered , smothered and covered killer

The bossy bottom beheader

The MARY! stalker

The Sure Jan slayer

by Anonymousreply 49April 24, 2018 5:54 AM

Grammarian Guillotine of Death

by Anonymousreply 50April 24, 2018 5:56 AM

Mint Jelly

by Anonymousreply 51April 24, 2018 5:57 AM

Je Suis Madman !

by Anonymousreply 52April 24, 2018 5:58 AM

"Murderous Fatty On The Lam."

by Anonymousreply 53April 24, 2018 5:59 AM

👹 The DataLounge Diablo of Death

by Anonymousreply 54April 24, 2018 6:00 AM

Elisa. Lam.

by Anonymousreply 55April 24, 2018 6:01 AM

Mussy Mutilator

by Anonymousreply 56April 24, 2018 6:01 AM

Ivanka Killya

by Anonymousreply 57April 24, 2018 6:03 AM

J'accuse!

by Anonymousreply 58April 24, 2018 6:06 AM

ButtaBing ButtaBoom

by Anonymousreply 59April 24, 2018 6:08 AM

Not sure, but if I get caught, I'd hope I was worthy of Momma's mussy.

by Anonymousreply 60April 24, 2018 6:08 AM

Groin Grabber & Stabber

by Anonymousreply 61April 24, 2018 6:08 AM

Fillet of Hole

by Anonymousreply 62April 24, 2018 6:10 AM

👣 BigFoots

by Anonymousreply 63April 24, 2018 6:13 AM

The Autumn Harvester (of Death)

by Anonymousreply 64April 24, 2018 6:18 AM

The Datalounge Stalker

by Anonymousreply 65April 24, 2018 6:42 AM

Muriel

by Anonymousreply 66April 24, 2018 6:42 AM

Jackie On Acid

by Anonymousreply 67April 24, 2018 7:08 AM

The Golden Girls Gunman

by Anonymousreply 68April 24, 2018 7:27 AM

The Sashaying Slasher

by Anonymousreply 69April 24, 2018 7:29 AM

Jennifer "Snacks" Dahmer

by Anonymousreply 70April 24, 2018 7:31 AM

Miss Sissy Boodles.

by Anonymousreply 71April 24, 2018 7:36 AM

The Fiendish Friend of Dorothy

by Anonymousreply 72April 24, 2018 7:37 AM

KhostfaceKilla Kardashian

by Anonymousreply 73April 24, 2018 7:40 AM

I'd go for something alliterative -- the Sassy Slasher, the Candy Killer, etc.

by Anonymousreply 74April 24, 2018 7:43 AM

When a Stranger Colanders.....

The Treasure Trailside Killer.

The Hillside Wranglers

Zodiac Doll Kisser

WHET Slayer

Son of Lawson

by Anonymousreply 75April 24, 2018 7:43 AM

The Gay Blade

by Anonymousreply 76April 24, 2018 7:52 AM

If I were the head of a gay crime syndicate, I'd like to be known as the Fairy Godfather.

by Anonymousreply 77April 24, 2018 8:16 AM

R17, you rock! Still laughing!

by Anonymousreply 78April 24, 2018 8:17 AM

The Michfest Mauler

by Anonymousreply 79April 24, 2018 11:22 AM

The Mincing Marauder

The Fudge Packer Hacker

by Anonymousreply 80April 24, 2018 2:00 PM

The Mad Pasta Strainer-A bloodied colader was found by each victim.

by Anonymousreply 81April 24, 2018 2:04 PM

R6 won my heart.

by Anonymousreply 82April 24, 2018 2:05 PM

The Mykonos Maniac

The Dollar Store Slasher

by Anonymousreply 83April 24, 2018 2:13 PM

Criminal: You don't understand, I'm on the lam

Gracie: That's nothing to complain about, we haven't had beef in weeks, everyone has to cut back.

by Anonymousreply 84April 24, 2018 2:25 PM

The Call Me By My Gang Name Killer

by Anonymousreply 85April 24, 2018 2:27 PM

Murderous Fatty On The Lam has alas, already been taken

by Anonymousreply 86April 24, 2018 2:46 PM

Son of Sodom

by Anonymousreply 87April 24, 2018 2:49 PM

Missy Thang Gang leader

by Anonymousreply 88April 24, 2018 2:52 PM

Crazed Unabashed Nelly Thief

by Anonymousreply 89April 24, 2018 2:58 PM

Snake Eyes! Agh! Eighty-Eight Teeth! Hammerhead! Oh, no, Pussycat! Pussycat Puss! Bat Man! Double-Header! P-p-picklepuss! P-p-p-pumpkin Head! Neon Noodle! Juke Box Jaw! Wolf Man!

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by Anonymousreply 90April 24, 2018 3:13 PM

[quote] I'd go for something alliterative -- the Sassy Slasher, the Candy Killer, etc.

The Punctuation Puncturist?

by Anonymousreply 91April 24, 2018 3:30 PM

Dyatlov Diddler

by Anonymousreply 92April 24, 2018 4:38 PM

Maria Von Clapp

by Anonymousreply 93April 24, 2018 4:39 PM

Ginny in Killing

by Anonymousreply 94April 24, 2018 4:43 PM

Butterfish Butcher

by Anonymousreply 95April 24, 2018 4:51 PM

Triggered SJW: Locked & Loaded

by Anonymousreply 96April 24, 2018 5:08 PM

Reggie Dunlop

by Anonymousreply 97April 24, 2018 5:24 PM

Kid Bundy

by Anonymousreply 98April 24, 2018 5:29 PM

The Shrieking Sheik

The Shirley Temple Shivver

by Anonymousreply 99April 25, 2018 12:50 AM

The Poo Shoes Shooter

by Anonymousreply 100April 25, 2018 2:13 AM

Bonkers from Yonkers

by Anonymousreply 101April 25, 2018 4:50 PM

Dahmer's Doppelganger

by Anonymousreply 102April 25, 2018 8:14 PM

Great news: “Golden State Killer” has become available.

by Anonymousreply 103April 25, 2018 8:17 PM

Kanye West.

by Anonymousreply 104April 25, 2018 8:17 PM

Anastasia Beaverhausen

by Anonymousreply 105April 25, 2018 8:17 PM

The Taint Team

by Anonymousreply 106April 26, 2018 1:08 AM

Ms. Polly Pussypants

by Anonymousreply 107April 26, 2018 4:35 AM

The Butch Bitch

by Anonymousreply 108April 26, 2018 4:40 AM

Madáme Blowvary

by Anonymousreply 109April 26, 2018 4:54 AM

Gloree Hole

by Anonymousreply 110April 26, 2018 4:56 AM

Blood thirsty tampon

by Anonymousreply 111April 26, 2018 5:09 AM

🍄 Buddy Plugg

by Anonymousreply 112April 26, 2018 2:15 PM

The Clinique Counter Killer

by Anonymousreply 113April 26, 2018 2:22 PM
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