The Waffle House Killer. So common, so pedestrian.
I'd like to be known as the Fabulous Fiend. Or the String of Pearls Strangler.
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The Waffle House Killer. So common, so pedestrian.
I'd like to be known as the Fabulous Fiend. Or the String of Pearls Strangler.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 26, 2018 2:22 PM |
The Decidedly Dashing Disemboweller has a nice ring to it. The Glamourous Garroter. is nice too.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 23, 2018 5:11 PM |
The Naked Gun.....already taken
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 23, 2018 5:14 PM |
Hot Butt Psycho
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 23, 2018 5:16 PM |
I'd prefer to open a gay oriented pharmacy with my two brothers, and we would call it :
👤👤👤 [bold] The PrEP Boys
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 23, 2018 5:17 PM |
The Dial Your Face With a Razor killer.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 23, 2018 5:17 PM |
The Caftan Carver
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 23, 2018 5:20 PM |
Vigilante Con Panna
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 23, 2018 5:21 PM |
Curly
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 23, 2018 5:22 PM |
BILL TAYLOR
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 23, 2018 5:33 PM |
The Velvet Dick
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 23, 2018 5:35 PM |
The Holemaker
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 23, 2018 5:36 PM |
The Mutant
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 23, 2018 5:37 PM |
Power Bottom Prowler
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 23, 2018 5:40 PM |
Claire de Loon
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 23, 2018 5:41 PM |
The deadly Dervish
Caftan of death
Deadly Dick
Big A-Hole
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 23, 2018 6:04 PM |
The Pissy Pincher
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 23, 2018 6:24 PM |
The Hershey Highwayman
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 24, 2018 3:40 AM |
The Mincing Malediction
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 24, 2018 3:51 AM |
Death Toll Verificata
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 24, 2018 3:59 AM |
The Sibilant Slasher
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 24, 2018 4:01 AM |
THE GAPE
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 24, 2018 4:05 AM |
The Clutcher
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 24, 2018 4:09 AM |
PEARL!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 24, 2018 4:11 AM |
Miss Stery Man
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 24, 2018 4:12 AM |
The Toxic Potato.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 24, 2018 4:14 AM |
"mad killer on the lam"
Lam Chop
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 24, 2018 4:18 AM |
"Fatty's got a gun" was a memorable DL thread a few years ago about some guy stalking and shooting his ex in a gas station.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 24, 2018 4:26 AM |
Dick Tasty
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 24, 2018 4:29 AM |
The Pink Prowler.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 24, 2018 4:30 AM |
The Velvet Strangler.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 24, 2018 4:31 AM |
My favorite ever was The Servant Girl Annihilator, who killed 8 in Austin, TX with an axe back in 1884-85.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 24, 2018 4:39 AM |
if I were a cannibal, I'd be The Ghoul Guuurl
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 24, 2018 4:41 AM |
The Nit Picker
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 24, 2018 4:42 AM |
TYIWB KILLER
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 24, 2018 4:43 AM |
Fuck! Mary! Kill!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 24, 2018 4:49 AM |
The Bellagio Horror!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 24, 2018 4:54 AM |
The Dainty Strangler
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 24, 2018 5:00 AM |
Four Star Sniper.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 24, 2018 5:01 AM |
The EST Evader Master Bator
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 24, 2018 5:02 AM |
The Ass Wrecker
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 24, 2018 5:07 AM |
Dick of Death
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 24, 2018 5:08 AM |
Cannibal Lecture
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 24, 2018 5:22 AM |
❄ Snowflake Slasher
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 24, 2018 5:25 AM |
Weenie Whacker
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 24, 2018 5:28 AM |
The Bitchy Queen.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 24, 2018 5:42 AM |
Booty Banger
Pussy Pounder
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 24, 2018 5:45 AM |
The Fornicator
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 24, 2018 5:47 AM |
Donald Trump. Is that name taken?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 24, 2018 5:54 AM |
The scattered , smothered and covered killer
The bossy bottom beheader
The MARY! stalker
The Sure Jan slayer
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 24, 2018 5:54 AM |
Grammarian Guillotine of Death
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 24, 2018 5:56 AM |
Mint Jelly
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 24, 2018 5:57 AM |
Je Suis Madman !
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 24, 2018 5:58 AM |
"Murderous Fatty On The Lam."
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 24, 2018 5:59 AM |
👹 The DataLounge Diablo of Death
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 24, 2018 6:00 AM |
Elisa. Lam.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 24, 2018 6:01 AM |
Mussy Mutilator
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 24, 2018 6:01 AM |
Ivanka Killya
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 24, 2018 6:03 AM |
J'accuse!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 24, 2018 6:06 AM |
ButtaBing ButtaBoom
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 24, 2018 6:08 AM |
Not sure, but if I get caught, I'd hope I was worthy of Momma's mussy.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 24, 2018 6:08 AM |
Groin Grabber & Stabber
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 24, 2018 6:08 AM |
Fillet of Hole
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 24, 2018 6:10 AM |
👣 BigFoots
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 24, 2018 6:13 AM |
The Autumn Harvester (of Death)
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 24, 2018 6:18 AM |
The Datalounge Stalker
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 24, 2018 6:42 AM |
Muriel
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 24, 2018 6:42 AM |
Jackie On Acid
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 24, 2018 7:08 AM |
The Golden Girls Gunman
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 24, 2018 7:27 AM |
The Sashaying Slasher
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 24, 2018 7:29 AM |
Jennifer "Snacks" Dahmer
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 24, 2018 7:31 AM |
Miss Sissy Boodles.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 24, 2018 7:36 AM |
The Fiendish Friend of Dorothy
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 24, 2018 7:37 AM |
KhostfaceKilla Kardashian
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 24, 2018 7:40 AM |
I'd go for something alliterative -- the Sassy Slasher, the Candy Killer, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 24, 2018 7:43 AM |
When a Stranger Colanders.....
The Treasure Trailside Killer.
The Hillside Wranglers
Zodiac Doll Kisser
WHET Slayer
Son of Lawson
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 24, 2018 7:43 AM |
The Gay Blade
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 24, 2018 7:52 AM |
If I were the head of a gay crime syndicate, I'd like to be known as the Fairy Godfather.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 24, 2018 8:16 AM |
R17, you rock! Still laughing!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 24, 2018 8:17 AM |
The Michfest Mauler
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 24, 2018 11:22 AM |
The Mincing Marauder
The Fudge Packer Hacker
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 24, 2018 2:00 PM |
The Mad Pasta Strainer-A bloodied colader was found by each victim.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 24, 2018 2:04 PM |
R6 won my heart.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 24, 2018 2:05 PM |
The Mykonos Maniac
The Dollar Store Slasher
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 24, 2018 2:13 PM |
Criminal: You don't understand, I'm on the lam
Gracie: That's nothing to complain about, we haven't had beef in weeks, everyone has to cut back.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 24, 2018 2:25 PM |
The Call Me By My Gang Name Killer
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 24, 2018 2:27 PM |
Murderous Fatty On The Lam has alas, already been taken
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 24, 2018 2:46 PM |
Son of Sodom
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 24, 2018 2:49 PM |
Missy Thang Gang leader
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 24, 2018 2:52 PM |
Crazed Unabashed Nelly Thief
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 24, 2018 2:58 PM |
Snake Eyes! Agh! Eighty-Eight Teeth! Hammerhead! Oh, no, Pussycat! Pussycat Puss! Bat Man! Double-Header! P-p-picklepuss! P-p-p-pumpkin Head! Neon Noodle! Juke Box Jaw! Wolf Man!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 24, 2018 3:13 PM |
[quote] I'd go for something alliterative -- the Sassy Slasher, the Candy Killer, etc.
The Punctuation Puncturist?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 24, 2018 3:30 PM |
Dyatlov Diddler
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 24, 2018 4:38 PM |
Maria Von Clapp
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 24, 2018 4:39 PM |
Ginny in Killing
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 24, 2018 4:43 PM |
Butterfish Butcher
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 24, 2018 4:51 PM |
Triggered SJW: Locked & Loaded
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 24, 2018 5:08 PM |
Reggie Dunlop
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 24, 2018 5:24 PM |
Kid Bundy
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 24, 2018 5:29 PM |
The Shrieking Sheik
The Shirley Temple Shivver
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 25, 2018 12:50 AM |
The Poo Shoes Shooter
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 25, 2018 2:13 AM |
Bonkers from Yonkers
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 25, 2018 4:50 PM |
Dahmer's Doppelganger
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 25, 2018 8:14 PM |
Great news: “Golden State Killer” has become available.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 25, 2018 8:17 PM |
Kanye West.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 25, 2018 8:17 PM |
Anastasia Beaverhausen
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 25, 2018 8:17 PM |
The Taint Team
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 26, 2018 1:08 AM |
Ms. Polly Pussypants
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 26, 2018 4:35 AM |
The Butch Bitch
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 26, 2018 4:40 AM |
Madáme Blowvary
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 26, 2018 4:54 AM |
Gloree Hole
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 26, 2018 4:56 AM |
Blood thirsty tampon
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 26, 2018 5:09 AM |
🍄 Buddy Plugg
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 26, 2018 2:15 PM |
The Clinique Counter Killer
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 26, 2018 2:22 PM |
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