Duchess of Cambridge aka Kate Middleton in labour

It's supposed to be a girl, isn't it?

I'll be empowering homeless women at three o'clock in Tower Hamlet!

Sorry about my outfit.

I wonder if she’s screaming at William as the pain gets more intense “why did I ever let you touch me, you balding sack of shit”

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Will she eat the placenta?

It's a boy. 8 lbs. 7 oz.

Hopefully they'll give the baby a really classy name like Stormi or True.

R7 Albert Leopold Charles Peregrine Henry

I think she can stop now, she’s done her duty and needs to stop getting impregnated. Royal mouths are expensive mouths to feed.

Or a name that can be located on a compass or on a map r7!

Maybe Princess South Windsor or Prince Brixton

She’ll have as many as she’s been told to have r9.

R8 Albert has s good chance of being chosen as does Fred apparently.

Yes, she needs to stop now. And can they get rid of the ones they have? Talk about a burden. That reminds me, doesn't Will look a little sickly? Maybe he should retire young to some remote country never to be heard from again.

She must enjoy riding his uncut schlong. Always knocked up. You see this in hets all the time. Usually it’s a hot man and surrounded by a bloated fish and tons of crotchfruit.

Charming, R14.

Shut up Sparkle! You need to be knocked up within minutes of your wedding or you’ll be replaced by December. In fact if you aren’t pregnant by August, I’ll have a fourth out of spite.

R14, hetero guys say way worse.

It's a boy. It is actually breaking news on yahoo, LOL!

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Fast forward 16 years. Princes George and Henry are always at one another’s side. Neither has a girlfriend but they love to caress each other and kiss in public. They are showing they are just one of us.

I heard it was all IVF. Not surprising given her reluctance to eat.

She’s a very pretty lady, and while I realize time has certainly passed since Kate came on the scene, OP’s picture seems to demonstrate that child birthing/rearing certainly does age you.

Put a cork in it after she's done!

Did the eldest child turn into a lizard accidentally yet? Or did Elizardbeth replace Kate with a Reptilian clone?

[quote] She must enjoy riding his uncut schlong.

Why would William be uncut? Or has this been somehow announced?

As I recall, Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge is rather well endowed. Go for it Catherine!

R25 there were pictures of him pissing years ago. Looked uncut to me! Most British penis is uncut.

R25. Prince William is intact. We saw his pics several years ago when he was caught having a piss in an open field after a soccer game when he thought he was alone, but the paparazzi were there. Besides Diana was civilized and wouldn't allow her boys to be mutilated. Also, most British and European males are intact.

R14 All the royal males are cut

R29 LIES!!!

Uncut! He's using the two fingered salute to pull back the royal foreskin!

R29. No, they're not. I ended that barbaric practice. My boys are perfectly intact.

R32 No sweetheart you LOVED cut meat...Dodi?

Thank you for the pictures R31. We can always count on Michael K from DListed to speak Truth to Power! LOL! After seeing these I predict that Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge will have many more children. I can see them with at least five or six.

"The Sun" newspaper betting odds: Arthur - 7/4; James - 5/1; Albert - 11/2; Philip - 6/1; Thomas - 12/1; Edward - 12/1; Louis - 14/1; Jack - 14/1; Henry - 14/1; Alexander - 16/1

Since Prince Harry is actually Prince Henry, I'm not so sure they would go with that.