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Were any of you gurls at Tom And Lance's baby shower?
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by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 22, 2018 10:05 AM |
Shouldn't they have the baby first? I'd be one of those brides that doesn't want to jinx it until they know the baby's going to be healthy and born with a head.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 22, 2018 10:07 AM |
This will not end well. Firstly, they're going to have to have an open relationship to move on.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 22, 2018 10:11 AM |
[quote]Were any of you gurls at Tom And Lance's baby shower?
They did ask me, but unfortunately I found I was washing my hair that night.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 22, 2018 10:12 AM |
Tom is at the age where you imprint on someone, so my guess is that he's Lance's for life unless Lance dumps him.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 22, 2018 10:13 AM |
[quote]Shouldn't they have the baby first? I'd be one of those brides that doesn't want to jinx it until they know the baby's going to be healthy and born with a head.
Me too.
Especially as neither of them is actually carrying the baby. Sometimes the mothers change their minds.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 22, 2018 10:16 AM |
Christ, they’re tacky.
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by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 22, 2018 10:19 AM |
r10 I'm sure it was photographed extensively! Then, dumped in the trash by Lance's maid, Yolanda.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 22, 2018 10:24 AM |
r12 ew! I know the joke about him breastfeeding has been made, but HE PROBABLY JUST FINISHED BREASTFEEDING THEM WHICH IS WHY HE'S SHIRTLESS.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 22, 2018 10:25 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 22, 2018 10:27 AM |
He has babies in front of his nipples in each photo because he's hiding the leak stains.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 22, 2018 10:28 AM |
They're almost a kind of oxymoron: Grindr fraus.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 22, 2018 10:36 AM |
Tom send such lurv to us through the camera lenses.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 22, 2018 11:28 AM |
Lance is wearing a lemon shirt? Is that an inside joke between them?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 22, 2018 11:29 AM |
Is this for real??
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 22, 2018 11:37 AM |
These two are turning me straight.
They should join forces with the Furnish/Elton John ghouls and get in to the Conversion Therapy game.
They'd make millions.
I finally get the revulsion red-blooded straight guys feel.
If the choice is Tom and Lance or self-hating, internalised homophobia it's a no brainer:
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 22, 2018 11:43 AM |
I feel sorry for the child being dragged into their lives
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 22, 2018 11:47 AM |
Who are they trying to convince? I wonder if the mother/surrogate was present or if it was just a bunch of gay guys sitting around, talking about diapers and feeding routines.
Weirdness.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 22, 2018 11:52 AM |
[quote] I wonder if the mother/surrogate was present or if it was just a bunch of gay guys sitting around, talking about diapers and feeding routines.
Yes. It's not fair we're not treated to photos of the guests.
Maybe some of their friends have posted pics of the event, so we can garner a deeper insight.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 22, 2018 12:19 PM |
Looks like that Milk money is running low.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 22, 2018 12:25 PM |
[quote]if it was just a bunch of gay guys sitting around, talking about diapers and feeding routines.
Um...no.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 22, 2018 12:30 PM |
[quote]Maybe some of their friends have posted pics of the event, so we can garner a deeper insight.
Here we are:
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 22, 2018 12:31 PM |
Disaster.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 22, 2018 12:32 PM |
Won't somebody please viciously face slap these two basic bitches into tomorrow!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 22, 2018 12:35 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 22, 2018 12:37 PM |
This is below basic. I’ve seen basic and it looks better than that.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 22, 2018 12:38 PM |
R27 Haha, I'm sure Dustin has deliberately pruned any remotely attractive guy out of their social group since Tom's Instagram adventures.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 22, 2018 12:40 PM |
R33 I thought they'd make they ugly, unglam "friends" hide in the kitchen.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 22, 2018 12:41 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 22, 2018 12:44 PM |
Good lord. The gay sitting sidesaddle on top of the sofa (and that's a Union Jack sofa, too) with the tweezed eyebrows thinks he is the SHIT!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 22, 2018 1:36 PM |
In r37 photo Lance's feet are like a teenage girl's.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 22, 2018 1:42 PM |
I guess they were concerned that people might miss that the whole baby thing was about getting publicity.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 22, 2018 1:50 PM |
R38 In that crowd, he is
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 22, 2018 1:52 PM |
Imagine the vapid conversations happening with that group. I bet they all have vocal fry.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 22, 2018 2:23 PM |
There are some videos of the wild party that ensued - posted by their various friends, Lance gyrating etc...but I'm finding it impossible to link them.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 22, 2018 2:24 PM |
Aren't you funny, R39 - noticing his feet! Lol.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 22, 2018 2:26 PM |
In previous generations, 23 was not young to be a father.
But if one of my straight friends were to have a kid at that age (male or female) there would be much eyebrow-raising and wagging of tongues about how young they are to be a parent and how they really should have waited.
I get that celebrities lead different lives, but still.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 22, 2018 2:43 PM |
Please don’t let it be a black baby. Keep our culture and people far away and out of this mess! LMAO Just go uniformally with a white baby Tom & Dustin PLEASE!!!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 22, 2018 2:52 PM |
R46 They are focus-group testing the color and "able-ness" of the new product for "buzz" and will announce the type of child that will be unveiled after the results are in.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 22, 2018 2:57 PM |
Did they really snub Edward William his invite? After all the semen he implanted in Tom Daley trying to get him pregnant? For shame.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 22, 2018 3:05 PM |
The party looks fun and adorable! You guys are so bitter and mean. These are two men in love about to embark on the raising of a child. It is a beautiful thing and I'm so happy for them. They'll never be bitter old bitches like the posters here.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 22, 2018 3:10 PM |
Good golly, I'm R50 and forgot to sign my post. Ooopsie Daisy!!! LOL!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 22, 2018 3:15 PM |
If these were New York gays, we'd have a dozen links to the instagram pages of their various friends/invited guests by now.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 22, 2018 3:19 PM |
Did that UK escort/model with whom one of them cheated come?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 22, 2018 3:24 PM |
Tons of pics and fun filled videos of the occasion on this twitter feed >>
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 22, 2018 3:25 PM |
What's with the urinal pic on the Twitter header?
But . . . they only have 404 followers? There are cartoon cats on Twitter with more followers.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 22, 2018 3:35 PM |
Shouldn't they have started with a dog?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 22, 2018 3:44 PM |
[quote] no corners were cut
But will the baby be cut?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 22, 2018 3:47 PM |
[quote]But will the baby be cut?
We are still testing that with a focus group.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 22, 2018 3:48 PM |
[quote]But . . . they only have 404 followers? There are cartoon cats on Twitter with more followers.
It's just a minor fangurl page, dear.
But there are some good (GREAT) pics from the party. Keep up!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 22, 2018 3:50 PM |
Mr Kipling cakes are half price in Tesco.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 22, 2018 3:51 PM |
I came to post the same r56. Dogs are hands on enough but can be confined to downstairs or outside a room if necessary. How to restrict access to a curious toddler when daddy and daddy are indulging in a threesome?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 22, 2018 3:54 PM |
[quote]But there are some good (GREAT) pics from the party. Keep up!
You starry-eyed fans are so adorable.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 22, 2018 4:01 PM |
R45 His straight and married cousin of the same age had a daughter last year .
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 22, 2018 4:33 PM |
This is so gross.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 22, 2018 4:38 PM |
With the birth taking place, in the UK, the parents will be civilized as is the norm and the right thing to do and keep the kid's penis intact.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 22, 2018 4:38 PM |
Why couldn't they adopt since they are biologically unable to have children and there happens to be thousands of orphaned youth in the world? Over population is a real issue on this planet and these gay and straight couples are hiring breeding dams for their children. Don't get me started on in-vitro.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 22, 2018 4:52 PM |
[R63] and? thats still young ...maybe in Europe its more of the norm but currently in the states people tend to start having kids in their late 20s /early 30's
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 22, 2018 4:58 PM |
Being a parent at 23 is very young. The average age most guys have their first child is 31 now.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 22, 2018 5:02 PM |
R67 Just to explain that his family probably doesn't find it odd .
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 22, 2018 5:19 PM |
God they're vulgar.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 22, 2018 5:20 PM |
R69 I see..not gonna lie im happy for them and a bit jealous.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 22, 2018 5:26 PM |
Lance's family is Mormon right?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 22, 2018 5:27 PM |
Their fangirls get SO defensive when you bring up their ages.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 22, 2018 5:32 PM |
R66 The population of the developed world is in decline.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 22, 2018 5:34 PM |
I have developed a Pavlovian response to these two—I see their faces and I get annoyed.
Who wants to bet they stream the birth on Facebook live?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 22, 2018 5:41 PM |
If their surrogate reneges and decides to keep the baby, Tom and Lance can hire vicious Bosnian thugs to cut the baby out and dump the girl's body outside a public toilet.
I'm watching this plot on DICTE, the Danish series on Netflix, as I type.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 22, 2018 5:45 PM |
r66 is asking if it's a rescue baby?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 22, 2018 6:19 PM |
r78 it will be filmed and released as a documentary. The twist is that the camera is inside the woman's uterus and she's broadcasting from there. Feel every contraction!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 22, 2018 6:20 PM |
Daily Mail is very funny: Did you see this part of their coverage, complete with typos:
Get fruity in a lemon print shirt like Dustin Lance Black in Original Penguin!
Original Penguin lemon print shirt! Sold out- click to shop the current collection! Buy now
Tom Daley and husband Dustin Lance Black celebrated their baby shower in style this weekend with a tea party and lots of fun props.
The couple of course looked super stylish for the occasion with Tom sporting pink shorts and a navy shirt; meanwhile Dustin opted for a summery lemon print shirt and jeans.
This dolce vita-inspired shirt is very Dolce & Gabbana but is actually from Original Penguin. Sadly it's not sold out so click right to shop the current collection at John Lewis.
Alternatively recreate the look with one of the fruit print shirts from our edit below!
With options from Devils Advocate, Burton and Asos you're spoilt for choice!
Original Penguin lemon print shirt
Sold out- click to shop the current collection!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 22, 2018 6:34 PM |
R24 You got that right. This is Party City decor.
Why don't they become fuck buddies with Colton Haynes and Jeff Leatham. Jeff is a horrible designer but at least it always looks like Big Star money has been spent.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 22, 2018 6:39 PM |
Good for them, I wish them all the best!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 22, 2018 6:40 PM |
Listen, I’m not saying it’s ALWAYS a grim and joyless endeavor, but those goodballs don’t seem to understand the gravity of being a parent.
Maybe they’ll have a good nanny who will take their job seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 22, 2018 7:01 PM |
[quote] but those goodballs don’t seem to understand the gravity of being a parent.
goodballs?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 22, 2018 7:02 PM |
Good for them, I wish them all the best!
Oh, shut up - no one's interested in your "good wishes".
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 22, 2018 7:03 PM |
I'll re-do that post - I was distracted by a slew of W&W's
[quote]Good for them, I wish them all the best!
Oh, shut up - no one's interested in your "good wishes".
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 22, 2018 7:05 PM |
Is Tom Daley going to stop sexting and sleeping around with other guys now that he is a parent?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 22, 2018 7:19 PM |
He's NOT a parent yet - wait and see what happens.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 22, 2018 7:23 PM |
[quote]He's NOT a parent yet
Still time to ride more cock before he is stuck with Dustin Lance Bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 22, 2018 7:25 PM |
r86 Best wishes for the witty retort!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 22, 2018 7:26 PM |
r81 that was their wedding - this seems to have been a small baby shower for their closest friends, and one ka-ween with eyebrows waxed to the nines.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 22, 2018 7:27 PM |
eeeekkkkkkkkkk
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 22, 2018 7:52 PM |
Thye never even had "baby showers" in England until recently.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 22, 2018 7:54 PM |
These two are reprehensible narcissists and self-promoters of a particularly odious nature.
So funny that Tom waited until Sugar Daddy--i.e., Lance, that more underwhelming of sugar daddies--went out of town to call up his younger gay boy toy.
These two are what I mean when I say "die in a grease fire."
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 22, 2018 8:07 PM |
Why didn't they just go buy a baby an Asian baby like most normal gays?
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 22, 2018 8:12 PM |
they always reaffirm what complete douchebags they are
have the fucking baby shower, privately
instead, these two preening queens need to share every mundane detail of their lives
that poor child having them as role models "hey honey share every moment of your life" I'm sure they will name it something ridiculous
if they're so happy and content, great, but very suspect when they need to memorialize every moment.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 22, 2018 8:14 PM |
[quote]Why didn't they just go buy a baby an Asian baby like most normal gays?
Because they'd miss out on all THIS >
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 22, 2018 8:16 PM |
What will happen is that, when one of the two gets tired of the other, he'll split for someone else and this poor kid of theirs will be shuttled between one narcissist parent to the other.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 22, 2018 8:16 PM |
So they'll have a normal modern childhood.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 22, 2018 8:17 PM |
R97 They put it on instagram . It's hardly their fault that tabloids turn those posts into clickbait .
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 22, 2018 8:18 PM |
[quote][R97] They put it on instagram . It's hardly their fault that tabloids turn those posts into clickbait .
Don't be ridiculous.
Why do you think they post stuff there in the first place, moron?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 22, 2018 8:21 PM |
That picture, r103, is particularly nauseating.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 22, 2018 8:25 PM |
THERE ISN'T ENOUGH VOMIT IN THE WORLD!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 22, 2018 8:28 PM |
everyone drinking booze out of fake baby bottles - it's so fucked up.
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by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 22, 2018 8:31 PM |
They probably fuck day and night, why have a baby????
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 22, 2018 8:31 PM |
They set themselves up as gay role models and then behave like a couple of freaks - giggling and joking like school girls about having a baby.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 22, 2018 8:36 PM |
[quote]They set themselves up as gay role models
With pictures of DLB getting fucked bare by some porn star and Tom Daley having his affairs filling up the tabloids?
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 22, 2018 8:37 PM |
Just last week Tom was in all the papers talking about the need for gay rights in all the Commonwealth countries - and the following week he's doing all this.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 22, 2018 8:40 PM |
Pity the poor woman who has to undergo the agony of childbirth so that these two overgrown sissyboys can have a live doll to play with..
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 22, 2018 8:40 PM |
They wrench the new born baby away from its mother and hand it to two men - doesn't seem right to me and I'm a real homo.
I agree with the poster who said they should adopt - not that they'd probably pass the necessary tests.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 22, 2018 8:46 PM |
Their surrogate is almost certainly not the mother of the baby r113. Nowadays everyone uses donor eggs, so the surrogate is carrying a baby that they aren't genetically related to.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 22, 2018 8:49 PM |
If she's carrying the baby, she's the mother. It's her womb.
What about breast milk?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 22, 2018 8:52 PM |
R103 Because everyone does ? My Facebook feed is full of engagements , weddings and baby announcement.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 22, 2018 8:53 PM |
Except they're not famous, R116
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 22, 2018 8:54 PM |
Do these idiots know ANYTHING about caring for a new born baby?
Tom's family will probably be there to pick up the pieces and probably raise it in the end.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 22, 2018 9:00 PM |
They will do what all wealthy people do and have nannies r118.
Raising a kid for the rich is not the same as average joes raising a kid.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 22, 2018 9:01 PM |
R114 So the baby never has a mother?
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 22, 2018 9:07 PM |
Are these two really that rich?
The flat they moved into looks pretty tacky and it's in a dodgy “newly” gentrified former warehouse part of town.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 22, 2018 9:11 PM |
Their place looks very second rate. How much could Dusty make? Because we know he's Mr. Money Fags.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 22, 2018 9:16 PM |
Having a baby to save a marriage?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 22, 2018 9:43 PM |
UGH r98 - you killed me with that picture. So absurd.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | April 22, 2018 9:48 PM |
Isn't Tom the breadwinner in that relationship, these days? I think he makes his money from endorsements and those calendars he flogs every Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 22, 2018 9:52 PM |
Yeah what's DLB doing these days other than eating out Tom?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 22, 2018 9:52 PM |
DLB's last project was the "When We Rise" miniseries for ABC.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 22, 2018 9:55 PM |
^ great gif
by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 22, 2018 9:57 PM |
I just can't get over the tacky paper service. Maybe they need to shill for Conran or some shop, and furnish their house for entertaining.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 22, 2018 10:12 PM |
R128 So 2017
by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 22, 2018 10:12 PM |
I think they also advertise shit on their IG, so they get some income there.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 22, 2018 10:13 PM |
Aren’t they selling off one of their homes? What happens when Tom gets too old to compete?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 22, 2018 10:15 PM |
If Tom wanted a daddy figure, why didn't he marry a mature man who isn't stuck in Fake-youth Pan Syndrome for eternity. Tom would look stunning on the arm of a 40 something in a business suit, with serious houses, cars, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 22, 2018 10:17 PM |
r134 Tom will probably have some kind of TV career lined up after he ends his diving career. He's made no secret of the fact that that's what he really wants to do.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 22, 2018 10:17 PM |
[QUOTE]Tom will probably have some kind of TV career lined up after he ends his diving career.
Yeah well there’s no guarantee that this will happen.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 22, 2018 10:24 PM |
r138 That's very true, and he's not very good on television, in my opinion; but I do think it's highly likely that he'll get a commentating job on the BBC, at the very least. One of those talking heads they always have on talking about the sports and such.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 22, 2018 10:27 PM |
The over the top jealousy of such a handsome and deeply in love couple is just disgusting. They are living the dream of all gay men, and yet all you guys can do is to point and make fun. Lance is so good looking he could be a leading man if he chose to do so, and Tom could be a bubbly presenter on a Entertainment Tonight type show.
Just keep showing your fangs and claws gentlemen. Meanwhile Tom and Lance will keep growing their loving family. Then when they are old and gray, they will be surrounded by children and grandchildren to celebrate holidays and birthdays with, instead of being on a message board ridiculing a beautiful couple in love.
I just hope you have the good taste to remain quiet when they post the birthing and the christening photos.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 22, 2018 10:52 PM |
So DLB will just be a housewife?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 22, 2018 10:52 PM |
r140 is taking the piss. Love it.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 22, 2018 10:53 PM |
R140 “living the dream of all gay men” . Straight frau has spoken for us all.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 22, 2018 10:57 PM |
It's cloying and really, really public.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 22, 2018 10:58 PM |
[quote][R128] So 2017
Gurl, we weren't interested.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | April 22, 2018 10:59 PM |
[quote]I just hope you have the good taste to remain quiet when they post the birthing and the christening photos.
Yeah, right - that is so going to happen.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | April 22, 2018 11:01 PM |
R140 Why are you here?
by Anonymous | reply 147 | April 22, 2018 11:03 PM |
[quote]That's very true, and he's not very good on television, in my opinion; but I do think it's highly likely that he'll get a commentating job on the BBC, at the very least. One of those talking heads they always have on talking about the sports and such.
He'll have his elderly lover and a baby and a nanny to support on that. Sports commentators aren't famous for their high salaries.
& do you know how much nannies cost in London?
by Anonymous | reply 148 | April 22, 2018 11:05 PM |
[quote][R140] Why are you here?
there are no rules saying you HAVE TO BE a cunt to post on this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | April 22, 2018 11:08 PM |
They are not any different than other celeb gay parents who endlessly post about their kids and pretend that they're the only people who have kids while the kids are raised by nannies of course.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | April 22, 2018 11:11 PM |
He'll probably have an au pair. They can be pretty useless.
I once saw the most hysterical TV play on TV in England about an au pair who kept fucking everything up. It was HILARIOUS.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 22, 2018 11:14 PM |
R149 Oh please
by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 22, 2018 11:14 PM |
Yeah, r149, but it helps--you cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | April 23, 2018 12:39 AM |
I don't get the hate. Are y'all jealous that two rich and successful gays are starting a family? Are you that sad in life?
by Anonymous | reply 154 | April 23, 2018 12:49 AM |
R83 no one and I repeat no one understands what it means to be a parent untill you become one. You are just jealous of someone's happiness.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | April 23, 2018 12:55 AM |
R99 sums up the majority of straight couples. What's your point exactly? Let them be miserable as anyone else.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | April 23, 2018 12:59 AM |
DLB gave some of us the heebie-jeebies starting years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | April 23, 2018 1:08 AM |
[quote]I don't get the hate. Are y'all jealous that two rich and successful gays are starting a family?
No, they're incredibly vulgar - clearly, you can't see this...in spite of all the photos.
PLUS they're show-offs, who think they're THE SHIT.
No wonder they bug people.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | April 23, 2018 1:25 AM |
Vulgar, show -offs must be destroyed. It's why they hate us!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | April 23, 2018 1:28 AM |
r154 is confused on two points--that gay people who don't desire to marry and have children secretly resent what is entire a choice, and not necessarily a desirable one to many, many people; and that the reason people here are put off by these two is their alleged idyllic life, rather than their shameless self-promotion.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | April 23, 2018 1:32 AM |
*what is entirely
by Anonymous | reply 161 | April 23, 2018 1:33 AM |
[quote]*what is entirely—r160
what?
by Anonymous | reply 162 | April 23, 2018 1:34 AM |
Correcting a typo, r162. Just read it. You'll see.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | April 23, 2018 1:35 AM |
[quote]Just last week Tom was in all the papers talking about the need for gay rights in all the Commonwealth countries - and the following week he's doing all this.
R111, that's clearly what Tom thinks "gay rights" means to him, and thus to everyone else. I'm not even being facetious about this, I'm convinced that this is what he truly believes: that "equality" means turning into a gay hausfrau.
It fits very neatly into the "gay men just want to be women" box.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | April 23, 2018 1:43 AM |
[QUOTE]that "equality" means turning into a gay hausfrau
You're not wrong. He gave an interview with Attitude a while back where he basically said exactly this - that now gay people can get married and be like straight people, that they should. Which made the revelations of his Instagram sluttiness all the more hilarious.
It was the same interview where he said that before gay marriage was legalised, gay couples had no reason to be together, which does say a lot about just how shallow he is.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | April 23, 2018 1:47 AM |
[quote]The over the top jealousy of such a handsome and deeply in love couple is just disgusting. They are living the dream of all gay men
Having a baby would be my worst fucking nightmare. I'd rather have HIV.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | April 23, 2018 2:47 AM |
Yes, r166. And yet we're supposed to be jealous about two gay dilettantes who can afford nannies over their choice of basically what would be for most people getting a puppy.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | April 23, 2018 2:51 AM |
I’ve enjoyed this thread. Does that make me a bad person?
by Anonymous | reply 168 | April 23, 2018 3:07 AM |
It concerns me how triggered some are by these two who as far as I can tell no one knows personally, who have never done anything to harm anyone else, and only seem interested in being happy.
So many nasty, heterosexual, destructive Republicans to hate and these two or NPH and David or Adam Rippon and Gus Kenworthy are the objects of your contempt.
The vitriol says something very sad about the posters not about Tom and Dustin.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | April 23, 2018 3:16 AM |
r169 is so self-righteous. First of all, there's plenty of contempt to go around for both Republicans and these two.
Does it really "concern" you how "triggered" we are? Or is it merely that we have contempt for this level of self-promotion? Correction: they're interested in advertising how "happy" they are. If you don't see it as such, fine, but do spare us your sanctimoniousness for "Tom and Dustin."
by Anonymous | reply 170 | April 23, 2018 3:32 AM |
By all means, carry on. Look the fool. Clearly, it is important to you to run them down.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | April 23, 2018 3:34 AM |
And by all means, r171, carry on acting superior on behalf of these two. Clearly that's important to you. There's nothing foolish in mocking these two holding up a picture of an ultra-sound while clutching each other and then toting baby bottles full of booze at some baby shower to celebrate the happy event. In fact, defending them shows the real foolishness. But you go right ahead.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | April 23, 2018 3:38 AM |
When public figures advertise themselves on social media, they also invite judgment. Just like anybody putting up similar nonsense on Facebook. They invite judgment.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | April 23, 2018 3:42 AM |
Why are they drawing attention to the fact that they are buying a baby?
by Anonymous | reply 174 | April 23, 2018 3:50 AM |
Of course not, r174. That would make them look shallow. LOL.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | April 23, 2018 3:51 AM |
How about the mean girls learn to decline their invitation to judge? I guess that would require a level of maturity some have only reached numerically.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | April 23, 2018 3:52 AM |
Gay Dadzillas are the WORST!
by Anonymous | reply 177 | April 23, 2018 3:53 AM |
Decline the invitation to judge to spare you your elegant sensibilities, r176? Because it exceeds the bounds of decorum to comment disparagingly on these two paragons of gay culture? Do fuck yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | April 23, 2018 4:01 AM |
It has nothing to do with my sensibilities. But you already know that. As I stated before, please continue if it gratifies you so. Keep aiming for the low-hanging fruit. It's your right to be as nasty as you like. I was hoping some might aspire for something less self-defeating.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | April 23, 2018 4:10 AM |
Oh, dearie, I don't feel it's self-defeating at all to comment and mock these two because I don't identify myself with them, as you seem to. But you're right--they sure are low-hanging fruit in the intellectual scheme of things.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | April 23, 2018 4:14 AM |
I purposely designed you fags so that you wouldn't reproduce.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | April 23, 2018 10:38 AM |
You know who this really has to be eating alive?
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS
I can just see NPH seething with rage that T&L are horning in on his terrority as the new gays with kid(s).
Harper & Gideon are getting older and their "cute factor" and maximum adorable publicity is fading fast and NPH will need a new outlet for his extreme narcissism.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | April 23, 2018 11:13 AM |
T & D will hire a succession of cute twinks as au pairs/"mannies."
by Anonymous | reply 183 | April 23, 2018 1:57 PM |
R182 I predict NPH will soon announce that one of them is transitioning in an attempt to get the attention back on him
by Anonymous | reply 184 | April 23, 2018 2:23 PM |
I can see that happening.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | April 23, 2018 3:31 PM |
Cringe inducing photos
by Anonymous | reply 186 | April 23, 2018 3:44 PM |
This will be a disaster and I can't wait to see it.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | April 23, 2018 4:35 PM |
[quote] I purposely designed you fags so that you wouldn't reproduce.
That's cute, but you know there are plenty of infertile straight people.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | April 23, 2018 4:37 PM |
r188 a small statue of Eve fell into the cauldron when I was preparing that spell. I blame Gargamel.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | April 23, 2018 4:44 PM |
Will they have a dungeon room like that other celebrity couple?
by Anonymous | reply 190 | April 23, 2018 4:52 PM |
I kind of wonder how the children of all these gay couples will feel about their parents having open relationships/marriages.It can't be an healthy environment.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | April 23, 2018 6:02 PM |
r191 what about the babies inside the uteruses of pregnant women who are horny and get fucked by their husbands?! Having that penis thrusting just microns away from you must be a traumatic experience in utero.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | April 23, 2018 6:04 PM |
[QUOTE]I kind of wonder how the children of all these gay couples will feel about their parents having open relationships/marriages.It can't be an healthy environment.
Why do you only wonder this about the children of gay parents and not also straight parents who have open relationships?
by Anonymous | reply 193 | April 23, 2018 6:05 PM |
Because straight couples are less likely to have open relationships.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | April 23, 2018 6:23 PM |
r194 are you sure about that?
by Anonymous | reply 195 | April 23, 2018 6:25 PM |
Yeah, that's bullshit. Lots of straight couples fuck around. They just don't do it openly and without shame, like gay couples. If an open relationship makes both parents happy, then I don't see why any of their kids would see it as a problem.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | April 23, 2018 6:27 PM |
Gay,straight,it doesn't matter.Most kids sitting in their rooms playing with their toys,doing homework whatever would not be happy about strangers coming to their house on a regular basis to sleep with one their parents.Maybe it's considered normal in certain parts of the US but it's definitely not normal/acceptable where I come from.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | April 23, 2018 8:12 PM |
[quote]Most kids sitting in their rooms playing with their toys,doing homework whatever would not be happy about strangers coming to their house on a regular basis to sleep with one their parents.
I'm pretty sure most couples who have open relationships and children wouldn't bring their fuck buddies home to meet the family.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | April 23, 2018 8:18 PM |
[quote]Will they have a dungeon room like that other celebrity couple?
Who might that be?
by Anonymous | reply 199 | April 23, 2018 9:07 PM |
[quote]Lance is so good looking he could be a leading man if he chose to do so
MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 200 | April 23, 2018 10:10 PM |
I like Tom and admire his achievements. Its just fun to snark a bit at DLB. Sure I'm envious that old DLB gets a sweet-smelling, cute, world class to snuggle next to every night but on the other hand, one can't help but wonder if Tom hasn't made a bad choice.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | April 24, 2018 12:53 AM |
Fame hos!
by Anonymous | reply 202 | April 24, 2018 11:56 AM |
I feel really sorry for an innocent human life being dragged into their narcissistic, shallow lives.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | April 24, 2018 12:00 PM |
"Run along now, Jayden. Daddy needs to eat some ass."
by Anonymous | reply 205 | April 24, 2018 12:25 PM |
I wonder which surname the kid will end up with. Or knowing what posers these two are they'll double-barrell it and try and pretend it's upper class.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | April 24, 2018 12:28 PM |
[QUOTE]Lance is so good looking he could be a leading man if he chose to do so
😂
by Anonymous | reply 207 | April 24, 2018 12:30 PM |
R206 It'll be Black-Daley obviously or Daley-Black.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | April 24, 2018 1:53 PM |
I wonder if you can get endorsement money for naming your kid Adidas or Nike or something?
by Anonymous | reply 209 | April 24, 2018 1:59 PM |
Nike was a name before it became a brand
by Anonymous | reply 210 | April 24, 2018 4:13 PM |
R204 i was gonna say Nph and Burtka are tedious hos, but since they had the ezcuse of Halloween 2017... Meh. Hos.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | April 25, 2018 1:08 AM |
I'm thinking their agents will be pitching for reality TV type opportunities to fund their lifestyle with the new addition. Tom's media work has been well received and they are both photogenic and no strangers to a decent sound bite.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | April 25, 2018 11:40 AM |
Tom finally did it. He got me to unsubscribe to his Youtube channel today with his latest video titled "GET IN MY GENES!" Too click-baity and desperate. Gurl, bye.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | April 26, 2018 1:06 AM |
Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black don’t know who the biological father of their unborn baby is
by Anonymous | reply 214 | April 26, 2018 4:16 PM |
It was divoon!
by Anonymous | reply 215 | April 26, 2018 4:26 PM |
Now they get to milk more publicity with the media guessing who is the bio Dad.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | April 26, 2018 4:30 PM |
I'm not convinced they don't know. It makes no logical sense that they'd use Dustin's when the health effects of aged sperm are so well documented.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | April 26, 2018 4:44 PM |
Even if the baby is Tom's, Dustin will take credit for it.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | April 26, 2018 4:45 PM |
R217 So many 40 or 50 somethings father children these days.It's not risky at all.
I'm actually shocked that they're not having twins.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | April 26, 2018 5:52 PM |
[QUOTE]I'm actually shocked that they're not having twins.
They're saving that announcement. Gotta keep their name in the press somehow. Tom speaking out on gay rights in the Commonwealth. Tom looking forward to being a dad. Tom is queer not gay. Tom and Dustin don't even know who the father is, etc, etc, ad nauseum.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | April 26, 2018 5:56 PM |
[quote]I'm actually shocked that they're not having twins.
It sounds like they tried too.
[quote] “We put in a boy embryo and a girl embryo and we don’t know whose is whose.”
by Anonymous | reply 221 | April 26, 2018 6:00 PM |
[quote]Now they get to milk more publicity with the media guessing who is the bio Dad.
Right -
and the Instagram unveiling of the DNA test.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | April 26, 2018 8:22 PM |
[quote]Tom finally did it. He got me to unsubscribe to his Youtube channel today with his latest video titled "GET IN MY GENES!" Too click-baity and desperate. Gurl, bye.
Gurl, you'll be back!
by Anonymous | reply 223 | April 26, 2018 8:24 PM |
If the kid grows up with no chin then it's Tom's. If it grows up with no talent then it's Dustin's. If it grows up with no shame then it's anyone's guess.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | April 26, 2018 8:25 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 225 | April 26, 2018 8:33 PM |
Remember that interview where he said he was going to stop stripping off because he wanted to be known as more than a body?
by Anonymous | reply 226 | April 26, 2018 9:21 PM |
R224, if it grows up as a horse that likes to eat ass it's definitely DLB's
by Anonymous | reply 227 | April 26, 2018 9:25 PM |
R207 She’s never seen “Lance” in any of his husband’s YouTube videos then.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | April 28, 2018 4:53 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 229 | June 30, 2018 10:20 AM |
I feel so sorry for the baby. It did not ask to be brought into this mess.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | June 30, 2018 10:24 AM |
I feel SORRY for Tommy-----his sanctimonious husband, DLB has naughty pix online-----but WORSE, is "friends" with BRYAN SINGER.....
by Anonymous | reply 231 | June 30, 2018 10:33 AM |
These two are disgusting. Using an innocent human as an accessory to be flaunted like a new designer hand bag. What happens when the kid gets older loses the cute novelty publicity factor and turns into a pain in the ass like most kids are. The children will end up hating them, hating themselves and end up on SSRIs.
Like others have said if they were serious they could have adopted some underprivileged kid but where's the bright sparkly oh so heavenly partying fun in that? God knows they most probably are not photogenic and would be a downer on Instagram and their already meager following would drop to practically nobody.
Fucking creeps.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | June 30, 2018 11:57 AM |
Have fun cleaning shitty diapers.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | June 30, 2018 11:59 AM |
They're doing the popular gay thing.There're so many gay Insta couples with lab made babies.It's getting boring now and most of these people probably aren't serious about parenthood.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | June 30, 2018 12:08 PM |
Has the baby been transed yet?
by Anonymous | reply 235 | June 30, 2018 12:29 PM |
Minute of silence for that poor baby.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | June 30, 2018 12:49 PM |
At least the baby won't be raised in shallow LA.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | June 30, 2018 1:14 PM |
Wasn't Tom already outed for sending sex pics to other men? And they want to bring a baby into that? They are disgusting and so immature.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | June 30, 2018 1:23 PM |
Pathetic - feel sorry for the kid
by Anonymous | reply 239 | June 30, 2018 1:26 PM |
Poor child. Those two are repellent.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | June 30, 2018 1:33 PM |
R238 Most gay couples screw around even if they have kids.It's certainly not ideal.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | June 30, 2018 1:48 PM |
This has to be eating NPH & Burtka alive.
New gay couple on the scene with shiny new baby while they are stuck with two aging parasites who can't even garner them attention on Instagram anymore.
Here's to you Robert Ray. Hope you don't end up like Harper & Gideon in 7 years.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | June 30, 2018 2:04 PM |
The poor baby. The poor poor baby....
by Anonymous | reply 243 | June 30, 2018 2:15 PM |
They must be disappointed that it wasn't twins.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | June 30, 2018 2:26 PM |
[quote]They're doing the popular gay thing.There're so many gay Insta couples with lab made babies.It's getting boring now
OMG babies are the new tattoos!
by Anonymous | reply 245 | June 30, 2018 3:27 PM |
R229 just plonked this at the end of an old thread. Surely it's more important than that.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | June 30, 2018 3:29 PM |
Wow, the name for the baby is so redneck and ugly. Who picked it? It has to be Lance.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | June 30, 2018 9:35 PM |
Robert is for Tom's father .Maybe they just liked Ray.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | June 30, 2018 10:04 PM |
DLB’s horrifying face shouldn’t be inflicted on an innocent child. I hope they used Toms sperm.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | June 30, 2018 10:04 PM |
Robbie I can accept. Ray.. ugh. UGLY AF. No thanks. Sounds so redneck.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | June 30, 2018 10:04 PM |
Tom and Lance ensure we can never have nice things.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | June 30, 2018 10:07 PM |
[quote]Robbie I can accept. Ray.. ugh. UGLY AF. No thanks. Sounds so redneck.
Not in England.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | June 30, 2018 10:10 PM |
LOL Ray is even on this list of redneck names.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | June 30, 2018 10:11 PM |
Poor Tom. 23 is so young to give up having dreams of your own.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | June 30, 2018 10:13 PM |
I didn’t realize how young Daley’s father was...He was just a couple of years older than Dustin, wow! Daddy issues much?
by Anonymous | reply 257 | June 30, 2018 10:28 PM |
Yes, R257, and Tom got together with Dustin only a couple of years after his father died.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | July 1, 2018 2:18 AM |