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Were any of you gurls at Tom And Lance's baby shower?

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by Anonymousreply 258July 1, 2018 2:18 AM

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by Anonymousreply 1April 22, 2018 10:04 AM
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by Anonymousreply 2April 22, 2018 10:04 AM

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by Anonymousreply 3April 22, 2018 10:05 AM

Shouldn't they have the baby first? I'd be one of those brides that doesn't want to jinx it until they know the baby's going to be healthy and born with a head.

by Anonymousreply 4April 22, 2018 10:07 AM

This will not end well. Firstly, they're going to have to have an open relationship to move on.

by Anonymousreply 5April 22, 2018 10:11 AM

[quote]Were any of you gurls at Tom And Lance's baby shower?

They did ask me, but unfortunately I found I was washing my hair that night.

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by Anonymousreply 6April 22, 2018 10:12 AM

Tom is at the age where you imprint on someone, so my guess is that he's Lance's for life unless Lance dumps him.

by Anonymousreply 7April 22, 2018 10:13 AM

[quote]Shouldn't they have the baby first? I'd be one of those brides that doesn't want to jinx it until they know the baby's going to be healthy and born with a head.

Me too.

Especially as neither of them is actually carrying the baby. Sometimes the mothers change their minds.

by Anonymousreply 8April 22, 2018 10:16 AM

Christ, they’re tacky.

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by Anonymousreply 10April 22, 2018 10:19 AM

r10 I'm sure it was photographed extensively! Then, dumped in the trash by Lance's maid, Yolanda.

by Anonymousreply 11April 22, 2018 10:24 AM

I hope they do this right.

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by Anonymousreply 12April 22, 2018 10:24 AM

r12 ew! I know the joke about him breastfeeding has been made, but HE PROBABLY JUST FINISHED BREASTFEEDING THEM WHICH IS WHY HE'S SHIRTLESS.

by Anonymousreply 13April 22, 2018 10:25 AM
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by Anonymousreply 14April 22, 2018 10:27 AM

He has babies in front of his nipples in each photo because he's hiding the leak stains.

by Anonymousreply 15April 22, 2018 10:28 AM

They're almost a kind of oxymoron: Grindr fraus.

by Anonymousreply 16April 22, 2018 10:36 AM

Tom send such lurv to us through the camera lenses.

by Anonymousreply 17April 22, 2018 11:28 AM

Lance is wearing a lemon shirt? Is that an inside joke between them?

by Anonymousreply 18April 22, 2018 11:29 AM

Is this for real??

by Anonymousreply 19April 22, 2018 11:37 AM

These two are turning me straight.

They should join forces with the Furnish/Elton John ghouls and get in to the Conversion Therapy game.

They'd make millions.

I finally get the revulsion red-blooded straight guys feel.

If the choice is Tom and Lance or self-hating, internalised homophobia it's a no brainer:

by Anonymousreply 20April 22, 2018 11:43 AM

I feel sorry for the child being dragged into their lives

by Anonymousreply 21April 22, 2018 11:47 AM

Who are they trying to convince? I wonder if the mother/surrogate was present or if it was just a bunch of gay guys sitting around, talking about diapers and feeding routines.

Weirdness.

by Anonymousreply 22April 22, 2018 11:52 AM

[quote] I wonder if the mother/surrogate was present or if it was just a bunch of gay guys sitting around, talking about diapers and feeding routines.

Yes. It's not fair we're not treated to photos of the guests.

Maybe some of their friends have posted pics of the event, so we can garner a deeper insight.

by Anonymousreply 23April 22, 2018 12:19 PM

Looks like that Milk money is running low.

by Anonymousreply 24April 22, 2018 12:25 PM

[quote]if it was just a bunch of gay guys sitting around, talking about diapers and feeding routines.

Um...no.

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by Anonymousreply 25April 22, 2018 12:30 PM

[quote]Maybe some of their friends have posted pics of the event, so we can garner a deeper insight.

Here we are:

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by Anonymousreply 26April 22, 2018 12:31 PM

Um..no # 2

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by Anonymousreply 27April 22, 2018 12:31 PM

Disaster.

by Anonymousreply 28April 22, 2018 12:32 PM

WTF?

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by Anonymousreply 29April 22, 2018 12:33 PM

Won't somebody please viciously face slap these two basic bitches into tomorrow!

by Anonymousreply 30April 22, 2018 12:35 PM
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by Anonymousreply 31April 22, 2018 12:37 PM

This is below basic. I’ve seen basic and it looks better than that.

by Anonymousreply 32April 22, 2018 12:38 PM

R27 Haha, I'm sure Dustin has deliberately pruned any remotely attractive guy out of their social group since Tom's Instagram adventures.

by Anonymousreply 33April 22, 2018 12:40 PM

seems it turned into a right royal rave-up

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by Anonymousreply 34April 22, 2018 12:40 PM

R33 I thought they'd make they ugly, unglam "friends" hide in the kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 35April 22, 2018 12:41 PM

The jokes came, thick and fast.

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by Anonymousreply 36April 22, 2018 12:41 PM
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by Anonymousreply 37April 22, 2018 12:44 PM

Good lord. The gay sitting sidesaddle on top of the sofa (and that's a Union Jack sofa, too) with the tweezed eyebrows thinks he is the SHIT!

by Anonymousreply 38April 22, 2018 1:36 PM

In r37 photo Lance's feet are like a teenage girl's.

by Anonymousreply 39April 22, 2018 1:42 PM

I guess they were concerned that people might miss that the whole baby thing was about getting publicity.

by Anonymousreply 40April 22, 2018 1:50 PM

R38 In that crowd, he is

by Anonymousreply 41April 22, 2018 1:52 PM

Imagine the vapid conversations happening with that group. I bet they all have vocal fry.

by Anonymousreply 42April 22, 2018 2:23 PM

There are some videos of the wild party that ensued - posted by their various friends, Lance gyrating etc...but I'm finding it impossible to link them.

by Anonymousreply 43April 22, 2018 2:24 PM

Aren't you funny, R39 - noticing his feet! Lol.

by Anonymousreply 44April 22, 2018 2:26 PM

In previous generations, 23 was not young to be a father.

But if one of my straight friends were to have a kid at that age (male or female) there would be much eyebrow-raising and wagging of tongues about how young they are to be a parent and how they really should have waited.

I get that celebrities lead different lives, but still.

by Anonymousreply 45April 22, 2018 2:43 PM

Please don’t let it be a black baby. Keep our culture and people far away and out of this mess! LMAO Just go uniformally with a white baby Tom & Dustin PLEASE!!!

by Anonymousreply 46April 22, 2018 2:52 PM

R46 They are focus-group testing the color and "able-ness" of the new product for "buzz" and will announce the type of child that will be unveiled after the results are in.

by Anonymousreply 47April 22, 2018 2:57 PM

[R47] Aww Damn. LoL

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by Anonymousreply 48April 22, 2018 3:02 PM

Did they really snub Edward William his invite? After all the semen he implanted in Tom Daley trying to get him pregnant? For shame.

by Anonymousreply 49April 22, 2018 3:05 PM

The party looks fun and adorable! You guys are so bitter and mean. These are two men in love about to embark on the raising of a child. It is a beautiful thing and I'm so happy for them. They'll never be bitter old bitches like the posters here.

by Anonymousreply 50April 22, 2018 3:10 PM

Good golly, I'm R50 and forgot to sign my post. Ooopsie Daisy!!! LOL!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 51April 22, 2018 3:15 PM

If these were New York gays, we'd have a dozen links to the instagram pages of their various friends/invited guests by now.

by Anonymousreply 52April 22, 2018 3:19 PM

Did that UK escort/model with whom one of them cheated come?

by Anonymousreply 53April 22, 2018 3:24 PM

Tons of pics and fun filled videos of the occasion on this twitter feed >>

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by Anonymousreply 54April 22, 2018 3:25 PM

What's with the urinal pic on the Twitter header?

But . . . they only have 404 followers? There are cartoon cats on Twitter with more followers.

by Anonymousreply 55April 22, 2018 3:35 PM

Shouldn't they have started with a dog?

by Anonymousreply 56April 22, 2018 3:44 PM

[quote] no corners were cut

But will the baby be cut?

by Anonymousreply 57April 22, 2018 3:47 PM

[quote]But will the baby be cut?

We are still testing that with a focus group.

by Anonymousreply 58April 22, 2018 3:48 PM

[quote]But . . . they only have 404 followers? There are cartoon cats on Twitter with more followers.

It's just a minor fangurl page, dear.

But there are some good (GREAT) pics from the party. Keep up!

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by Anonymousreply 59April 22, 2018 3:50 PM

Mr Kipling cakes are half price in Tesco.

by Anonymousreply 60April 22, 2018 3:51 PM

I came to post the same r56. Dogs are hands on enough but can be confined to downstairs or outside a room if necessary. How to restrict access to a curious toddler when daddy and daddy are indulging in a threesome?

by Anonymousreply 61April 22, 2018 3:54 PM

[quote]But there are some good (GREAT) pics from the party. Keep up!

You starry-eyed fans are so adorable.

by Anonymousreply 62April 22, 2018 4:01 PM

R45 His straight and married cousin of the same age had a daughter last year .

by Anonymousreply 63April 22, 2018 4:33 PM

This is so gross.

by Anonymousreply 64April 22, 2018 4:38 PM

With the birth taking place, in the UK, the parents will be civilized as is the norm and the right thing to do and keep the kid's penis intact.

by Anonymousreply 65April 22, 2018 4:38 PM

Why couldn't they adopt since they are biologically unable to have children and there happens to be thousands of orphaned youth in the world? Over population is a real issue on this planet and these gay and straight couples are hiring breeding dams for their children. Don't get me started on in-vitro.

by Anonymousreply 66April 22, 2018 4:52 PM

[R63] and? thats still young ...maybe in Europe its more of the norm but currently in the states people tend to start having kids in their late 20s /early 30's

by Anonymousreply 67April 22, 2018 4:58 PM

Being a parent at 23 is very young. The average age most guys have their first child is 31 now.

by Anonymousreply 68April 22, 2018 5:02 PM

R67 Just to explain that his family probably doesn't find it odd .

by Anonymousreply 69April 22, 2018 5:19 PM

God they're vulgar.

by Anonymousreply 70April 22, 2018 5:20 PM

R69 I see..not gonna lie im happy for them and a bit jealous.

by Anonymousreply 71April 22, 2018 5:26 PM

Lance's family is Mormon right?

by Anonymousreply 72April 22, 2018 5:27 PM

All I'm saying.

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by Anonymousreply 73April 22, 2018 5:29 PM

Their fangirls get SO defensive when you bring up their ages.

by Anonymousreply 74April 22, 2018 5:32 PM

R66 The population of the developed world is in decline.

by Anonymousreply 75April 22, 2018 5:34 PM

I have developed a Pavlovian response to these two—I see their faces and I get annoyed.

Who wants to bet they stream the birth on Facebook live?

by Anonymousreply 76April 22, 2018 5:41 PM

If their surrogate reneges and decides to keep the baby, Tom and Lance can hire vicious Bosnian thugs to cut the baby out and dump the girl's body outside a public toilet.

I'm watching this plot on DICTE, the Danish series on Netflix, as I type.

by Anonymousreply 77April 22, 2018 5:45 PM

r66 is asking if it's a rescue baby?

by Anonymousreply 78April 22, 2018 6:19 PM

r78 it will be filmed and released as a documentary. The twist is that the camera is inside the woman's uterus and she's broadcasting from there. Feel every contraction!

by Anonymousreply 79April 22, 2018 6:20 PM

Daily Mail is very funny: Did you see this part of their coverage, complete with typos:

Get fruity in a lemon print shirt like Dustin Lance Black in Original Penguin!

Original Penguin lemon print shirt! Sold out- click to shop the current collection! Buy now

Tom Daley and husband Dustin Lance Black celebrated their baby shower in style this weekend with a tea party and lots of fun props.

The couple of course looked super stylish for the occasion with Tom sporting pink shorts and a navy shirt; meanwhile Dustin opted for a summery lemon print shirt and jeans.

This dolce vita-inspired shirt is very Dolce & Gabbana but is actually from Original Penguin. Sadly it's not sold out so click right to shop the current collection at John Lewis.

Alternatively recreate the look with one of the fruit print shirts from our edit below!

With options from Devils Advocate, Burton and Asos you're spoilt for choice!

Original Penguin lemon print shirt

Sold out- click to shop the current collection!

by Anonymousreply 80April 22, 2018 6:34 PM

R24 You got that right. This is Party City decor.

Why don't they become fuck buddies with Colton Haynes and Jeff Leatham. Jeff is a horrible designer but at least it always looks like Big Star money has been spent.

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by Anonymousreply 81April 22, 2018 6:39 PM

Good for them, I wish them all the best!

by Anonymousreply 82April 22, 2018 6:40 PM

Listen, I’m not saying it’s ALWAYS a grim and joyless endeavor, but those goodballs don’t seem to understand the gravity of being a parent.

Maybe they’ll have a good nanny who will take their job seriously.

by Anonymousreply 83April 22, 2018 7:01 PM

[quote] but those goodballs don’t seem to understand the gravity of being a parent.

goodballs?

by Anonymousreply 84April 22, 2018 7:02 PM

Good for them, I wish them all the best!

Oh, shut up - no one's interested in your "good wishes".

by Anonymousreply 85April 22, 2018 7:03 PM

I'll re-do that post - I was distracted by a slew of W&W's

[quote]Good for them, I wish them all the best!

Oh, shut up - no one's interested in your "good wishes".

by Anonymousreply 86April 22, 2018 7:05 PM

Is Tom Daley going to stop sexting and sleeping around with other guys now that he is a parent?

by Anonymousreply 87April 22, 2018 7:19 PM

He's NOT a parent yet - wait and see what happens.

by Anonymousreply 88April 22, 2018 7:23 PM

[quote]He's NOT a parent yet

Still time to ride more cock before he is stuck with Dustin Lance Bottom.

by Anonymousreply 89April 22, 2018 7:25 PM

r86 Best wishes for the witty retort!

by Anonymousreply 90April 22, 2018 7:26 PM

r81 that was their wedding - this seems to have been a small baby shower for their closest friends, and one ka-ween with eyebrows waxed to the nines.

by Anonymousreply 91April 22, 2018 7:27 PM

You want the eyebrows ? there you go

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by Anonymousreply 92April 22, 2018 7:50 PM

eeeekkkkkkkkkk

by Anonymousreply 93April 22, 2018 7:52 PM

Thye never even had "baby showers" in England until recently.

by Anonymousreply 94April 22, 2018 7:54 PM

These two are reprehensible narcissists and self-promoters of a particularly odious nature.

So funny that Tom waited until Sugar Daddy--i.e., Lance, that more underwhelming of sugar daddies--went out of town to call up his younger gay boy toy.

These two are what I mean when I say "die in a grease fire."

by Anonymousreply 95April 22, 2018 8:07 PM

Why didn't they just go buy a baby an Asian baby like most normal gays?

by Anonymousreply 96April 22, 2018 8:12 PM

they always reaffirm what complete douchebags they are

have the fucking baby shower, privately

instead, these two preening queens need to share every mundane detail of their lives

that poor child having them as role models "hey honey share every moment of your life" I'm sure they will name it something ridiculous

if they're so happy and content, great, but very suspect when they need to memorialize every moment.

by Anonymousreply 97April 22, 2018 8:14 PM

[quote]Why didn't they just go buy a baby an Asian baby like most normal gays?

Because they'd miss out on all THIS >

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by Anonymousreply 98April 22, 2018 8:16 PM

What will happen is that, when one of the two gets tired of the other, he'll split for someone else and this poor kid of theirs will be shuttled between one narcissist parent to the other.

by Anonymousreply 99April 22, 2018 8:16 PM

So they'll have a normal modern childhood.

by Anonymousreply 100April 22, 2018 8:17 PM

They're addicted to the attention.

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by Anonymousreply 101April 22, 2018 8:18 PM

R97 They put it on instagram . It's hardly their fault that tabloids turn those posts into clickbait .

by Anonymousreply 102April 22, 2018 8:18 PM

[quote][R97] They put it on instagram . It's hardly their fault that tabloids turn those posts into clickbait .

Don't be ridiculous.

Why do you think they post stuff there in the first place, moron?

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by Anonymousreply 103April 22, 2018 8:21 PM

That picture, r103, is particularly nauseating.

by Anonymousreply 104April 22, 2018 8:25 PM

THERE ISN'T ENOUGH VOMIT IN THE WORLD!!!!

by Anonymousreply 105April 22, 2018 8:28 PM

everyone drinking booze out of fake baby bottles - it's so fucked up.

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by Anonymousreply 106April 22, 2018 8:30 PM

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by Anonymousreply 107April 22, 2018 8:31 PM

They probably fuck day and night, why have a baby????

by Anonymousreply 108April 22, 2018 8:31 PM

They set themselves up as gay role models and then behave like a couple of freaks - giggling and joking like school girls about having a baby.

by Anonymousreply 109April 22, 2018 8:36 PM

[quote]They set themselves up as gay role models

With pictures of DLB getting fucked bare by some porn star and Tom Daley having his affairs filling up the tabloids?

by Anonymousreply 110April 22, 2018 8:37 PM

Just last week Tom was in all the papers talking about the need for gay rights in all the Commonwealth countries - and the following week he's doing all this.

by Anonymousreply 111April 22, 2018 8:40 PM

Pity the poor woman who has to undergo the agony of childbirth so that these two overgrown sissyboys can have a live doll to play with..

by Anonymousreply 112April 22, 2018 8:40 PM

They wrench the new born baby away from its mother and hand it to two men - doesn't seem right to me and I'm a real homo.

I agree with the poster who said they should adopt - not that they'd probably pass the necessary tests.

by Anonymousreply 113April 22, 2018 8:46 PM

Their surrogate is almost certainly not the mother of the baby r113. Nowadays everyone uses donor eggs, so the surrogate is carrying a baby that they aren't genetically related to.

by Anonymousreply 114April 22, 2018 8:49 PM

If she's carrying the baby, she's the mother. It's her womb.

What about breast milk?

by Anonymousreply 115April 22, 2018 8:52 PM

R103 Because everyone does ? My Facebook feed is full of engagements , weddings and baby announcement.

by Anonymousreply 116April 22, 2018 8:53 PM

Except they're not famous, R116

by Anonymousreply 117April 22, 2018 8:54 PM

Do these idiots know ANYTHING about caring for a new born baby?

Tom's family will probably be there to pick up the pieces and probably raise it in the end.

by Anonymousreply 118April 22, 2018 9:00 PM

For anyone who missed it, Tom's dick

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by Anonymousreply 119April 22, 2018 9:01 PM

They will do what all wealthy people do and have nannies r118.

Raising a kid for the rich is not the same as average joes raising a kid.

by Anonymousreply 120April 22, 2018 9:01 PM

R114 So the baby never has a mother?

by Anonymousreply 121April 22, 2018 9:07 PM

Are these two really that rich?

The flat they moved into looks pretty tacky and it's in a dodgy “newly” gentrified former warehouse part of town.

by Anonymousreply 122April 22, 2018 9:11 PM

Their place looks very second rate. How much could Dusty make? Because we know he's Mr. Money Fags.

by Anonymousreply 123April 22, 2018 9:16 PM

Having a baby to save a marriage?

by Anonymousreply 124April 22, 2018 9:43 PM

UGH r98 - you killed me with that picture. So absurd.

by Anonymousreply 125April 22, 2018 9:48 PM

Isn't Tom the breadwinner in that relationship, these days? I think he makes his money from endorsements and those calendars he flogs every Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 126April 22, 2018 9:52 PM

Yeah what's DLB doing these days other than eating out Tom?

by Anonymousreply 127April 22, 2018 9:52 PM

DLB's last project was the "When We Rise" miniseries for ABC.

by Anonymousreply 128April 22, 2018 9:55 PM

[QUOTE]Yeah what's DLB doing these days

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by Anonymousreply 129April 22, 2018 9:56 PM

^ great gif

by Anonymousreply 130April 22, 2018 9:57 PM

I just can't get over the tacky paper service. Maybe they need to shill for Conran or some shop, and furnish their house for entertaining.

by Anonymousreply 131April 22, 2018 10:12 PM

R128 So 2017

by Anonymousreply 132April 22, 2018 10:12 PM

I think they also advertise shit on their IG, so they get some income there.

by Anonymousreply 133April 22, 2018 10:13 PM

Aren’t they selling off one of their homes? What happens when Tom gets too old to compete?

by Anonymousreply 134April 22, 2018 10:15 PM

If Tom wanted a daddy figure, why didn't he marry a mature man who isn't stuck in Fake-youth Pan Syndrome for eternity. Tom would look stunning on the arm of a 40 something in a business suit, with serious houses, cars, etc.

by Anonymousreply 135April 22, 2018 10:17 PM

r134 Tom will probably have some kind of TV career lined up after he ends his diving career. He's made no secret of the fact that that's what he really wants to do.

by Anonymousreply 136April 22, 2018 10:17 PM

DLB =

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by Anonymousreply 137April 22, 2018 10:19 PM

[QUOTE]Tom will probably have some kind of TV career lined up after he ends his diving career.

Yeah well there’s no guarantee that this will happen.

by Anonymousreply 138April 22, 2018 10:24 PM

r138 That's very true, and he's not very good on television, in my opinion; but I do think it's highly likely that he'll get a commentating job on the BBC, at the very least. One of those talking heads they always have on talking about the sports and such.

by Anonymousreply 139April 22, 2018 10:27 PM

The over the top jealousy of such a handsome and deeply in love couple is just disgusting. They are living the dream of all gay men, and yet all you guys can do is to point and make fun. Lance is so good looking he could be a leading man if he chose to do so, and Tom could be a bubbly presenter on a Entertainment Tonight type show.

Just keep showing your fangs and claws gentlemen. Meanwhile Tom and Lance will keep growing their loving family. Then when they are old and gray, they will be surrounded by children and grandchildren to celebrate holidays and birthdays with, instead of being on a message board ridiculing a beautiful couple in love.

I just hope you have the good taste to remain quiet when they post the birthing and the christening photos.

by Anonymousreply 140April 22, 2018 10:52 PM

So DLB will just be a housewife?

by Anonymousreply 141April 22, 2018 10:52 PM

r140 is taking the piss. Love it.

by Anonymousreply 142April 22, 2018 10:53 PM

R140 “living the dream of all gay men” . Straight frau has spoken for us all.

by Anonymousreply 143April 22, 2018 10:57 PM

It's cloying and really, really public.

by Anonymousreply 144April 22, 2018 10:58 PM

[quote][R128] So 2017

Gurl, we weren't interested.

by Anonymousreply 145April 22, 2018 10:59 PM

[quote]I just hope you have the good taste to remain quiet when they post the birthing and the christening photos.

Yeah, right - that is so going to happen.

by Anonymousreply 146April 22, 2018 11:01 PM

R140 Why are you here?

by Anonymousreply 147April 22, 2018 11:03 PM

[quote]That's very true, and he's not very good on television, in my opinion; but I do think it's highly likely that he'll get a commentating job on the BBC, at the very least. One of those talking heads they always have on talking about the sports and such.

He'll have his elderly lover and a baby and a nanny to support on that. Sports commentators aren't famous for their high salaries.

& do you know how much nannies cost in London?

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by Anonymousreply 148April 22, 2018 11:05 PM

[quote][R140] Why are you here?

there are no rules saying you HAVE TO BE a cunt to post on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 149April 22, 2018 11:08 PM

They are not any different than other celeb gay parents who endlessly post about their kids and pretend that they're the only people who have kids while the kids are raised by nannies of course.

by Anonymousreply 150April 22, 2018 11:11 PM

He'll probably have an au pair. They can be pretty useless.

I once saw the most hysterical TV play on TV in England about an au pair who kept fucking everything up. It was HILARIOUS.

by Anonymousreply 151April 22, 2018 11:14 PM

R149 Oh please

by Anonymousreply 152April 22, 2018 11:14 PM

Yeah, r149, but it helps--you cunt.

by Anonymousreply 153April 23, 2018 12:39 AM

I don't get the hate. Are y'all jealous that two rich and successful gays are starting a family? Are you that sad in life?

by Anonymousreply 154April 23, 2018 12:49 AM

R83 no one and I repeat no one understands what it means to be a parent untill you become one. You are just jealous of someone's happiness.

by Anonymousreply 155April 23, 2018 12:55 AM

R99 sums up the majority of straight couples. What's your point exactly? Let them be miserable as anyone else.

by Anonymousreply 156April 23, 2018 12:59 AM

DLB gave some of us the heebie-jeebies starting years ago.

by Anonymousreply 157April 23, 2018 1:08 AM

[quote]I don't get the hate. Are y'all jealous that two rich and successful gays are starting a family?

No, they're incredibly vulgar - clearly, you can't see this...in spite of all the photos.

PLUS they're show-offs, who think they're THE SHIT.

No wonder they bug people.

by Anonymousreply 158April 23, 2018 1:25 AM

Vulgar, show -offs must be destroyed. It's why they hate us!

by Anonymousreply 159April 23, 2018 1:28 AM

r154 is confused on two points--that gay people who don't desire to marry and have children secretly resent what is entire a choice, and not necessarily a desirable one to many, many people; and that the reason people here are put off by these two is their alleged idyllic life, rather than their shameless self-promotion.

by Anonymousreply 160April 23, 2018 1:32 AM

*what is entirely

by Anonymousreply 161April 23, 2018 1:33 AM

[quote]*what is entirely—r160

what?

by Anonymousreply 162April 23, 2018 1:34 AM

Correcting a typo, r162. Just read it. You'll see.

by Anonymousreply 163April 23, 2018 1:35 AM

[quote]Just last week Tom was in all the papers talking about the need for gay rights in all the Commonwealth countries - and the following week he's doing all this.

R111, that's clearly what Tom thinks "gay rights" means to him, and thus to everyone else. I'm not even being facetious about this, I'm convinced that this is what he truly believes: that "equality" means turning into a gay hausfrau.

It fits very neatly into the "gay men just want to be women" box.

by Anonymousreply 164April 23, 2018 1:43 AM

[QUOTE]that "equality" means turning into a gay hausfrau

You're not wrong. He gave an interview with Attitude a while back where he basically said exactly this - that now gay people can get married and be like straight people, that they should. Which made the revelations of his Instagram sluttiness all the more hilarious.

It was the same interview where he said that before gay marriage was legalised, gay couples had no reason to be together, which does say a lot about just how shallow he is.

by Anonymousreply 165April 23, 2018 1:47 AM

[quote]The over the top jealousy of such a handsome and deeply in love couple is just disgusting. They are living the dream of all gay men

Having a baby would be my worst fucking nightmare. I'd rather have HIV.

by Anonymousreply 166April 23, 2018 2:47 AM

Yes, r166. And yet we're supposed to be jealous about two gay dilettantes who can afford nannies over their choice of basically what would be for most people getting a puppy.

by Anonymousreply 167April 23, 2018 2:51 AM

I’ve enjoyed this thread. Does that make me a bad person?

by Anonymousreply 168April 23, 2018 3:07 AM

It concerns me how triggered some are by these two who as far as I can tell no one knows personally, who have never done anything to harm anyone else, and only seem interested in being happy.

So many nasty, heterosexual, destructive Republicans to hate and these two or NPH and David or Adam Rippon and Gus Kenworthy are the objects of your contempt.

The vitriol says something very sad about the posters not about Tom and Dustin.

by Anonymousreply 169April 23, 2018 3:16 AM

r169 is so self-righteous. First of all, there's plenty of contempt to go around for both Republicans and these two.

Does it really "concern" you how "triggered" we are? Or is it merely that we have contempt for this level of self-promotion? Correction: they're interested in advertising how "happy" they are. If you don't see it as such, fine, but do spare us your sanctimoniousness for "Tom and Dustin."

by Anonymousreply 170April 23, 2018 3:32 AM

By all means, carry on. Look the fool. Clearly, it is important to you to run them down.

by Anonymousreply 171April 23, 2018 3:34 AM

And by all means, r171, carry on acting superior on behalf of these two. Clearly that's important to you. There's nothing foolish in mocking these two holding up a picture of an ultra-sound while clutching each other and then toting baby bottles full of booze at some baby shower to celebrate the happy event. In fact, defending them shows the real foolishness. But you go right ahead.

by Anonymousreply 172April 23, 2018 3:38 AM

When public figures advertise themselves on social media, they also invite judgment. Just like anybody putting up similar nonsense on Facebook. They invite judgment.

by Anonymousreply 173April 23, 2018 3:42 AM

Why are they drawing attention to the fact that they are buying a baby?

by Anonymousreply 174April 23, 2018 3:50 AM

Of course not, r174. That would make them look shallow. LOL.

by Anonymousreply 175April 23, 2018 3:51 AM

How about the mean girls learn to decline their invitation to judge? I guess that would require a level of maturity some have only reached numerically.

by Anonymousreply 176April 23, 2018 3:52 AM

Gay Dadzillas are the WORST!

by Anonymousreply 177April 23, 2018 3:53 AM

Decline the invitation to judge to spare you your elegant sensibilities, r176? Because it exceeds the bounds of decorum to comment disparagingly on these two paragons of gay culture? Do fuck yourself.

by Anonymousreply 178April 23, 2018 4:01 AM

It has nothing to do with my sensibilities. But you already know that. As I stated before, please continue if it gratifies you so. Keep aiming for the low-hanging fruit. It's your right to be as nasty as you like. I was hoping some might aspire for something less self-defeating.

by Anonymousreply 179April 23, 2018 4:10 AM

Oh, dearie, I don't feel it's self-defeating at all to comment and mock these two because I don't identify myself with them, as you seem to. But you're right--they sure are low-hanging fruit in the intellectual scheme of things.

by Anonymousreply 180April 23, 2018 4:14 AM

I purposely designed you fags so that you wouldn't reproduce.

by Anonymousreply 181April 23, 2018 10:38 AM

You know who this really has to be eating alive?

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS

I can just see NPH seething with rage that T&L are horning in on his terrority as the new gays with kid(s).

Harper & Gideon are getting older and their "cute factor" and maximum adorable publicity is fading fast and NPH will need a new outlet for his extreme narcissism.

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by Anonymousreply 182April 23, 2018 11:13 AM

T & D will hire a succession of cute twinks as au pairs/"mannies."

by Anonymousreply 183April 23, 2018 1:57 PM

R182 I predict NPH will soon announce that one of them is transitioning in an attempt to get the attention back on him

by Anonymousreply 184April 23, 2018 2:23 PM

I can see that happening.

by Anonymousreply 185April 23, 2018 3:31 PM

Cringe inducing photos

by Anonymousreply 186April 23, 2018 3:44 PM

This will be a disaster and I can't wait to see it.

by Anonymousreply 187April 23, 2018 4:35 PM

[quote] I purposely designed you fags so that you wouldn't reproduce.

That's cute, but you know there are plenty of infertile straight people.

by Anonymousreply 188April 23, 2018 4:37 PM

r188 a small statue of Eve fell into the cauldron when I was preparing that spell. I blame Gargamel.

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by Anonymousreply 189April 23, 2018 4:44 PM

Will they have a dungeon room like that other celebrity couple?

by Anonymousreply 190April 23, 2018 4:52 PM

I kind of wonder how the children of all these gay couples will feel about their parents having open relationships/marriages.It can't be an healthy environment.

by Anonymousreply 191April 23, 2018 6:02 PM

r191 what about the babies inside the uteruses of pregnant women who are horny and get fucked by their husbands?! Having that penis thrusting just microns away from you must be a traumatic experience in utero.

by Anonymousreply 192April 23, 2018 6:04 PM

[QUOTE]I kind of wonder how the children of all these gay couples will feel about their parents having open relationships/marriages.It can't be an healthy environment.

Why do you only wonder this about the children of gay parents and not also straight parents who have open relationships?

by Anonymousreply 193April 23, 2018 6:05 PM

Because straight couples are less likely to have open relationships.

by Anonymousreply 194April 23, 2018 6:23 PM

r194 are you sure about that?

by Anonymousreply 195April 23, 2018 6:25 PM

Yeah, that's bullshit. Lots of straight couples fuck around. They just don't do it openly and without shame, like gay couples. If an open relationship makes both parents happy, then I don't see why any of their kids would see it as a problem.

by Anonymousreply 196April 23, 2018 6:27 PM

Gay,straight,it doesn't matter.Most kids sitting in their rooms playing with their toys,doing homework whatever would not be happy about strangers coming to their house on a regular basis to sleep with one their parents.Maybe it's considered normal in certain parts of the US but it's definitely not normal/acceptable where I come from.

by Anonymousreply 197April 23, 2018 8:12 PM

[quote]Most kids sitting in their rooms playing with their toys,doing homework whatever would not be happy about strangers coming to their house on a regular basis to sleep with one their parents.

I'm pretty sure most couples who have open relationships and children wouldn't bring their fuck buddies home to meet the family.

by Anonymousreply 198April 23, 2018 8:18 PM

[quote]Will they have a dungeon room like that other celebrity couple?

Who might that be?

by Anonymousreply 199April 23, 2018 9:07 PM

[quote]Lance is so good looking he could be a leading man if he chose to do so

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 200April 23, 2018 10:10 PM

I like Tom and admire his achievements. Its just fun to snark a bit at DLB. Sure I'm envious that old DLB gets a sweet-smelling, cute, world class to snuggle next to every night but on the other hand, one can't help but wonder if Tom hasn't made a bad choice.

by Anonymousreply 201April 24, 2018 12:53 AM

Fame hos!

by Anonymousreply 202April 24, 2018 11:56 AM

I feel really sorry for an innocent human life being dragged into their narcissistic, shallow lives.

by Anonymousreply 203April 24, 2018 12:00 PM

Looks like Haroer is the one transitioning.

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by Anonymousreply 204April 24, 2018 12:12 PM

"Run along now, Jayden. Daddy needs to eat some ass."

by Anonymousreply 205April 24, 2018 12:25 PM

I wonder which surname the kid will end up with. Or knowing what posers these two are they'll double-barrell it and try and pretend it's upper class.

by Anonymousreply 206April 24, 2018 12:28 PM

[QUOTE]Lance is so good looking he could be a leading man if he chose to do so

😂

by Anonymousreply 207April 24, 2018 12:30 PM

R206 It'll be Black-Daley obviously or Daley-Black.

by Anonymousreply 208April 24, 2018 1:53 PM

I wonder if you can get endorsement money for naming your kid Adidas or Nike or something?

by Anonymousreply 209April 24, 2018 1:59 PM

Nike was a name before it became a brand

by Anonymousreply 210April 24, 2018 4:13 PM

R204 i was gonna say Nph and Burtka are tedious hos, but since they had the ezcuse of Halloween 2017... Meh. Hos.

by Anonymousreply 211April 25, 2018 1:08 AM

I'm thinking their agents will be pitching for reality TV type opportunities to fund their lifestyle with the new addition. Tom's media work has been well received and they are both photogenic and no strangers to a decent sound bite.

by Anonymousreply 212April 25, 2018 11:40 AM

Tom finally did it. He got me to unsubscribe to his Youtube channel today with his latest video titled "GET IN MY GENES!" Too click-baity and desperate. Gurl, bye.

by Anonymousreply 213April 26, 2018 1:06 AM

Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black don’t know who the biological father of their unborn baby is

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by Anonymousreply 214April 26, 2018 4:16 PM

It was divoon!

by Anonymousreply 215April 26, 2018 4:26 PM

Now they get to milk more publicity with the media guessing who is the bio Dad.

by Anonymousreply 216April 26, 2018 4:30 PM

I'm not convinced they don't know. It makes no logical sense that they'd use Dustin's when the health effects of aged sperm are so well documented.

by Anonymousreply 217April 26, 2018 4:44 PM

Even if the baby is Tom's, Dustin will take credit for it.

by Anonymousreply 218April 26, 2018 4:45 PM

R217 So many 40 or 50 somethings father children these days.It's not risky at all.

I'm actually shocked that they're not having twins.

by Anonymousreply 219April 26, 2018 5:52 PM

[QUOTE]I'm actually shocked that they're not having twins.

They're saving that announcement. Gotta keep their name in the press somehow. Tom speaking out on gay rights in the Commonwealth. Tom looking forward to being a dad. Tom is queer not gay. Tom and Dustin don't even know who the father is, etc, etc, ad nauseum.

by Anonymousreply 220April 26, 2018 5:56 PM

[quote]I'm actually shocked that they're not having twins.

It sounds like they tried too.

[quote] “We put in a boy embryo and a girl embryo and we don’t know whose is whose.”

by Anonymousreply 221April 26, 2018 6:00 PM

[quote]Now they get to milk more publicity with the media guessing who is the bio Dad.

Right -

and the Instagram unveiling of the DNA test.

by Anonymousreply 222April 26, 2018 8:22 PM

[quote]Tom finally did it. He got me to unsubscribe to his Youtube channel today with his latest video titled "GET IN MY GENES!" Too click-baity and desperate. Gurl, bye.

Gurl, you'll be back!

by Anonymousreply 223April 26, 2018 8:24 PM

If the kid grows up with no chin then it's Tom's. If it grows up with no talent then it's Dustin's. If it grows up with no shame then it's anyone's guess.

by Anonymousreply 224April 26, 2018 8:25 PM
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by Anonymousreply 225April 26, 2018 8:33 PM

Remember that interview where he said he was going to stop stripping off because he wanted to be known as more than a body?

by Anonymousreply 226April 26, 2018 9:21 PM

R224, if it grows up as a horse that likes to eat ass it's definitely DLB's

by Anonymousreply 227April 26, 2018 9:25 PM

R207 She’s never seen “Lance” in any of his husband’s YouTube videos then.

by Anonymousreply 228April 28, 2018 4:53 PM

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by Anonymousreply 229June 30, 2018 10:20 AM

I feel so sorry for the baby. It did not ask to be brought into this mess.

by Anonymousreply 230June 30, 2018 10:24 AM

I feel SORRY for Tommy-----his sanctimonious husband, DLB has naughty pix online-----but WORSE, is "friends" with BRYAN SINGER.....

by Anonymousreply 231June 30, 2018 10:33 AM

These two are disgusting. Using an innocent human as an accessory to be flaunted like a new designer hand bag. What happens when the kid gets older loses the cute novelty publicity factor and turns into a pain in the ass like most kids are. The children will end up hating them, hating themselves and end up on SSRIs.

Like others have said if they were serious they could have adopted some underprivileged kid but where's the bright sparkly oh so heavenly partying fun in that? God knows they most probably are not photogenic and would be a downer on Instagram and their already meager following would drop to practically nobody.

Fucking creeps.

by Anonymousreply 232June 30, 2018 11:57 AM

Have fun cleaning shitty diapers.

by Anonymousreply 233June 30, 2018 11:59 AM

They're doing the popular gay thing.There're so many gay Insta couples with lab made babies.It's getting boring now and most of these people probably aren't serious about parenthood.

by Anonymousreply 234June 30, 2018 12:08 PM

Has the baby been transed yet?

by Anonymousreply 235June 30, 2018 12:29 PM

Minute of silence for that poor baby.

by Anonymousreply 236June 30, 2018 12:49 PM

At least the baby won't be raised in shallow LA.

by Anonymousreply 237June 30, 2018 1:14 PM

Wasn't Tom already outed for sending sex pics to other men? And they want to bring a baby into that? They are disgusting and so immature.

by Anonymousreply 238June 30, 2018 1:23 PM

Pathetic - feel sorry for the kid

by Anonymousreply 239June 30, 2018 1:26 PM

Poor child. Those two are repellent.

by Anonymousreply 240June 30, 2018 1:33 PM

R238 Most gay couples screw around even if they have kids.It's certainly not ideal.

by Anonymousreply 241June 30, 2018 1:48 PM

This has to be eating NPH & Burtka alive.

New gay couple on the scene with shiny new baby while they are stuck with two aging parasites who can't even garner them attention on Instagram anymore.

Here's to you Robert Ray. Hope you don't end up like Harper & Gideon in 7 years.

by Anonymousreply 242June 30, 2018 2:04 PM

The poor baby. The poor poor baby....

by Anonymousreply 243June 30, 2018 2:15 PM

They must be disappointed that it wasn't twins.

by Anonymousreply 244June 30, 2018 2:26 PM

[quote]They're doing the popular gay thing.There're so many gay Insta couples with lab made babies.It's getting boring now

OMG babies are the new tattoos!

by Anonymousreply 245June 30, 2018 3:27 PM

R229 just plonked this at the end of an old thread. Surely it's more important than that.

by Anonymousreply 246June 30, 2018 3:29 PM

Wow, the name for the baby is so redneck and ugly. Who picked it? It has to be Lance.

by Anonymousreply 247June 30, 2018 9:35 PM

Robert is for Tom's father .Maybe they just liked Ray.

by Anonymousreply 248June 30, 2018 10:04 PM

DLB’s horrifying face shouldn’t be inflicted on an innocent child. I hope they used Toms sperm.

by Anonymousreply 249June 30, 2018 10:04 PM

Robbie I can accept. Ray.. ugh. UGLY AF. No thanks. Sounds so redneck.

by Anonymousreply 250June 30, 2018 10:04 PM

Tom and Lance ensure we can never have nice things.

by Anonymousreply 251June 30, 2018 10:07 PM

Robbie Ray at 22

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by Anonymousreply 252June 30, 2018 10:07 PM

[quote]Robbie I can accept. Ray.. ugh. UGLY AF. No thanks. Sounds so redneck.

Not in England.

by Anonymousreply 253June 30, 2018 10:10 PM

LOL Ray is even on this list of redneck names.

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by Anonymousreply 254June 30, 2018 10:11 PM

Poor Tom. 23 is so young to give up having dreams of your own.

by Anonymousreply 255June 30, 2018 10:13 PM

LOL, here too.

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by Anonymousreply 256June 30, 2018 10:23 PM

I didn’t realize how young Daley’s father was...He was just a couple of years older than Dustin, wow! Daddy issues much?

by Anonymousreply 257June 30, 2018 10:28 PM

Yes, R257, and Tom got together with Dustin only a couple of years after his father died.

by Anonymousreply 258July 1, 2018 2:18 AM
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