Mini Me is no longer.
Who cares
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 21, 2018 8:31 PM |
He couldn't take Barbara and Avicii's passing. A true treble.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 21, 2018 8:32 PM |
A life cut short.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 21, 2018 8:34 PM |
Barbara Bush - Avicci - Verne Troyer.
The circle is complete.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 21, 2018 8:36 PM |
So I guess there's number 3.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 21, 2018 8:36 PM |
Reddit must be losing its mind in grief.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 21, 2018 8:36 PM |
Yuk!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 21, 2018 8:37 PM |
By an interesting coincidence, Barbara Bush's beloved pet Maltipoo was actually named "Mini-Me" (because it shared her fluffy white hair).
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 21, 2018 8:38 PM |
That' so sad. Good Bye Verne Troyer.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 21, 2018 8:40 PM |
On the plus side, his family can bury him a shoebox. Much cheaper than a human size casket.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 21, 2018 8:40 PM |
He was kind of a skeev.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 21, 2018 8:41 PM |
r10 Or they can paint him up and sell him down the garden center.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 21, 2018 8:41 PM |
He was a skeev and it is still sad.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 21, 2018 8:47 PM |
So small
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 21, 2018 8:49 PM |
He is now a turtle head coming out of Fat Bastards turd dispenser.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 21, 2018 8:51 PM |
Christ, they're dropping like flies
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 21, 2018 8:53 PM |
It's weird, I was just watching Austin Powers clips a few days ago.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 21, 2018 8:54 PM |
He was on Celebrity Big Brother UK a few years ago. He came across as quite melancholy. At one point, he got drunk, flirted with Mutya from Sugababes and crashed his mobility scooter into the Diary Room door.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 21, 2018 8:57 PM |
A minute of silence, please for Verne Troyer
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 21, 2018 8:58 PM |
Fuck you, 2018!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 21, 2018 8:59 PM |
If I recall correctly, he once said something mildly homophobic, so oh well.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 21, 2018 9:01 PM |
R14, I want to put a crown on your head.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 21, 2018 9:02 PM |
will they finally release his sex tape showing his "alleged" huge penis? I hope so!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 21, 2018 9:07 PM |
To be fair, even a three inch penis would look huge on an eight inch body.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 21, 2018 9:09 PM |
I remember 10 or so years ago he was a fucking mess on VH1's The Surreal Life reality show (a house filled with celebs for a period of time). He got drunk and peed on camera. He didn't seem happy
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 21, 2018 9:15 PM |
Doesn't it seem like he already died 3 years ago or something?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 21, 2018 9:18 PM |
Was it suicide?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 21, 2018 9:19 PM |
That's what the official statement hints at, r27.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 21, 2018 9:22 PM |
@R25 - During one of the scenes from this show, Adrienne Curry's ex-husband (The Brady Bunch guy) picked him up and threw him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes to carry him off to bed to sober up, with Verne protesting, saying repeatedly, "Imawwite, Imawwite, Imawwite."
Translation: "I'm all right."
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 21, 2018 9:24 PM |
50's not young for a midget. They have all sorts of health problems as they age, frequently back and joint problems. His drinking might have been a form of self-medication.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 21, 2018 9:27 PM |
Forget Avicii. It's Queen's Corgi - Bar Bush - Verne Troyer
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 21, 2018 9:28 PM |
What was on his iPod mini?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 21, 2018 9:37 PM |
You're going to hell, R32!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 21, 2018 9:38 PM |
[quote] What was on his iPod mini?
"Short People" by Randy Newman
The themes to [italic]Diff'rent Strokes[/italic] and [italic]Webster[/italic]
The Munchkinland song from [italic]The Wizard of Oz[/italic]
The Oompa Loompa song from [italic]Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory[/italic]
The Dwarfs' silly song from [italic]Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs[/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 21, 2018 9:42 PM |
We represent....
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 21, 2018 9:46 PM |
R5, wouldn’t that be 2 1/2?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 21, 2018 10:04 PM |
I know the first Austin Powers film was popular, but I don't think the franchise would have become so massive without Mini-Me. I remember him featuring quite a bit in the promo for the sequels.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 21, 2018 10:05 PM |
The third movie was terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 21, 2018 10:06 PM |
so was the second. the first stole a funny line from "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" outright.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 21, 2018 10:09 PM |
So old.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 21, 2018 10:15 PM |
I thought he was already dead.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 21, 2018 10:16 PM |
The sex tape couple, Some women will do anything for money.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 21, 2018 10:22 PM |
I wonder how many threads will be started after this one because some dumbass doesn't search first?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 21, 2018 10:22 PM |
The official statement on his Instagram page explicitly mentions suicide. Very sad.
[quote] Verne was also a fighter when it came to his own battles. Over the years he’s struggled and won, struggled and won, struggled and fought some more, but unfortunately this time was too much.
[quote] During this recent time of adversity he was baptized while surrounded by his family. The family appreciates that they have this time to grieve privately.
[quote] Depression and Suicide are very serious issues. You never know what kind of battle someone is going through inside. Be kind to one another. And always know, it’s never too late to reach out to someone for help.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 21, 2018 10:22 PM |
[quote]During this recent time of adversity he was baptized...
Well that right there was the beginning of the end.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 21, 2018 10:24 PM |
[quote] I wonder how many threads will be started after this one because some dumbass doesn't search first?
I'm still the record-holder, right?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 21, 2018 10:24 PM |
Celebrities die in 2.5s
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 21, 2018 10:27 PM |
At first I thought it was The Game of Thrones guy. Whoops.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 21, 2018 10:30 PM |
Well, that's 2 1/2 celebrity deaths!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 21, 2018 10:32 PM |
R36 W&W
So I guess it's Babs Bush, Avicii, Verne and the Queen's corgi, with the last two each counting as 1/2.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 21, 2018 10:53 PM |
OMG R50! So bad!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 21, 2018 11:10 PM |
"Mini-Me is dead to me" would have at least rhymed, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 21, 2018 11:35 PM |
Is a story breaking if the person already died? What else is there to break?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 21, 2018 11:37 PM |
R53 ok broke news.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 21, 2018 11:40 PM |
He used to frighten the shit out of me. Revolting creature.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 21, 2018 11:49 PM |
I loved him in the Wizard of Oz.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 22, 2018 12:19 AM |
He was a raging alcoholic. I'm surprised he had a little life left in him.at 50.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 22, 2018 12:23 AM |
To be fair, a shot of tequila to him would be the equivalent of a pint's worth to most people.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 22, 2018 12:31 AM |
He could have played the bedknob in the stage version of [italic]Bedknobs and Broomsticks[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 22, 2018 12:44 AM |
Whoever always posts about "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" always does italics—and I'm vaguely impressed by the commitment to typing the html.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 22, 2018 12:46 AM |
This is kind of random, but why is it that some dwarves, like Verne, have those squeaky helium voices while others, like Peter Dinklage and the couple from "Little People, Big World," have normal-sounding voices?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 22, 2018 12:47 AM |
r61 There's different kinds of dwarfisms.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 22, 2018 12:49 AM |
It speaks volumes about our culture that his death gets so much more attention than Carl Kassel's.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 22, 2018 12:50 AM |
How did he kill himself? 6 aspirin washed down with a thimbleful of gin?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 22, 2018 12:52 AM |
RIP Ralphie, RIP Verne
Try not to laugh at this.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 22, 2018 12:53 AM |
Ralphie May was like Bobby Hill for real. RIP.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 22, 2018 12:54 AM |
Let’s face it, Verne: for 50, ya don’t look so good . . .
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 22, 2018 12:59 AM |
I'm going to be the last one standing, aren't I?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 22, 2018 1:01 AM |
Did he have a good life?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 22, 2018 1:06 AM |
Blocked ^^.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 22, 2018 1:44 AM |
ALL the AUSTIN POWERS movies were AWESOME.
GOLDMEMBER and SPY WHO SHAGGED ME were a hell of a lot funnier than whatever corn r34 is serving.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 22, 2018 1:58 AM |
Didn’t he have some weird disease?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 22, 2018 2:55 AM |
I hope it was a short illness.
With little suffering.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 22, 2018 3:23 AM |
R73: He probably had the Larry Hagman liver thing, not the Gary Coleman kidney thing.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 22, 2018 3:25 AM |
There will be just a single pallbearer at the funeral. He'll carry the casket under his arm, like a small box.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 22, 2018 3:32 AM |
They could fit him in a hollowed out 1980s boombox.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 22, 2018 3:40 AM |
Suicide . So sad.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 22, 2018 3:57 AM |
My God, you guys are ON FIRE in this thread! LMFAO!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 22, 2018 4:03 AM |
He had a sweet little ass.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 22, 2018 4:04 AM |
The tragedy of his death dwarfed the achievements of his life.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 22, 2018 4:05 AM |
What kind of life was this? Idk. They knew he suffered from this in the womb? He took his own life for crying out loud, no?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 22, 2018 4:10 AM |
[QUOTE]How did he kill himself? 6 aspirin washed down with a thimbleful of gin?
OMG, that was enough to kill Verne and two lawn ornaments !!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 22, 2018 4:53 AM |
According to his Wiki bio, he has Amish relatives. Interesting. If his family members are religious nutters and he offed himself, then don't expect a clear statement on his cause of death to be released.
Admittedly, I'm morbidly curious as to how a 2'8" guy would go about killing himself (that is, if he indeed did). Best bet would be intentional OD'ing, but I wonder if he is even heavy enough to die by hanging?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 22, 2018 5:31 AM |
Cut or uncut?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 22, 2018 6:02 AM |
It was by gunshot, r84. A small caliber weapon.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 22, 2018 6:44 AM |
At least he killed himself the American way.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 22, 2018 3:49 PM |
I saw him in midtown once, near Rockefeller Center. I couldn't believe my eyes and then I was terrified he was going to be stepped on and then I noticed his disproportionately large shoes made of really nice fucking leather. And I thought, "Well, if he can afford shoes that nice, there's probably a bodyguard somewhere nearby to keep him from getting punted by pedestrians."
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 22, 2018 4:16 PM |
[quote]Verne's family says during the recent adversity, "he was baptized while surrounded by his family."
Yeah. Baptized in Bourbon.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 22, 2018 4:45 PM |
He bought a first-class ticket on the lead express.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 22, 2018 4:47 PM |
"The tragedy of his death dwarfed the achievements of his life." WW for you
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 22, 2018 10:33 PM |
Put him in the freezer. Perfect size for Thanksgiving.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 22, 2018 11:01 PM |
Looks very disturbing, like a rat or hamster fucking the big girl.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 23, 2018 12:47 AM |
R94 or like a mole rat trying to get into the tunnel
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 23, 2018 6:16 PM |
Oh dear god. Are those people having SEX in R93's link or is she giving birth?
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 24, 2018 1:44 AM |
suicide is no joke.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 25, 2018 6:54 PM |
I feel sad that he felt the need to make that film.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 25, 2018 7:52 PM |
Damn he seriously was tiny, even by dwarf standards. He almost makes Wee Man from Jackass look normal-sized.
And I knew I was going to be traumatized by watching R93, yet I did anyway. Now I'll never be able to get the sound of of Verne orgasming out of my head. The funny part to me was how the woman didn't even bother pretending that she could feel anything and just quietly lay there patiently until he finished. How could that not feel like you're getting fucking by a baby?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 27, 2018 12:35 AM |
Too bad he couldn't find a nice primordial dwarf lady to love.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 27, 2018 12:54 PM |
Curiosity got the better of me and I clicked on the vid - one of the biggest mistakes of my life.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 27, 2018 1:33 PM |
Tell us Connie, is your little friend still dead ?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 3, 2018 6:04 PM |
The casket will be the size of a lunchbox, so that is a plus for this pint sized lush.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 3, 2018 6:37 PM |
R100 Why would he do that? That'd be like Cosby, slumming it by, only quaaluding black ladies. What'd be the point? Where is the thrill in that?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 3, 2018 7:20 PM |
Verne's death has now been officially ruled a suicide.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 10, 2018 11:37 PM |
His YouTube channel was cute when he would cook shit.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 10, 2018 11:40 PM |
I'm glad that many of us no longer have to check under the bed.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 10, 2018 11:40 PM |
Herve Villachez, Verne Troyer, David Rappaport (that dwarf off of the forgotten TV show The Wizard). All suicides. WTF little showbiz men?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 11, 2018 12:09 AM |
R108 Has anyone seen Peter Dinklage lately?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 11, 2018 12:13 AM |
Last seen building Thor's hammer
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 11, 2018 1:11 PM |