Celebrities who have retained sexiness into their golden years.

Um, no.

Gurl is also a hot mess! Is she wearing a bra!? Why a hat!!

Mamie Van Doren

NO HAVA NO!

Olivia Newton-John

Oh, Dyan.... just NO.

I love her, but there's always been something a little.... tacky about her. Endearingly so (a bit like her soul sister, Goldie Hawn).

I understand her longing to hold onto her hippy-earth-momma realness, but she's 81 years old. And Hollywood royalty, if only because she married Cary Grant.

If anyone warrants a couture-made Lagerfeld for Chanel drop-dead outfit for public appearances, it's her. It's time to be a grande-dame, even a wacky one.

Dyan's been bra-free since '73. Isn't she some sort of crazy ass Christian or something? Used to appear with Pat "Cryptkeeper" Roberts on his 700 Club I think.

Those chaps better not be assless!

her real name is Samile Freisen. I watched her directorial debut feature, fast forwarded is more like it, End of the Innocence. God awful. With Rebecca Shaeffer as the young Dyan, she's not good either.

Wait, she's a Jesus Freak?

Raquel Welch

[quote]With Rebecca Shaeffer as the young Dyan, she's not good either

Rebecca Shaeffer hasn't been good since July 18, 1989.

She has the oversized head of an anorexic.

The picture is very reminiscent of pictures Mrs. Patsy Ramsey used to post online of her daughter Jon Benét.

😈 Creepy in a pedophile kind of way.

Tom Daley. He’s so fucking old but still adorable.

😭 LOL r12 !

Dyan directed and produced a short film that got her an Oscar nomination.

Barbara Eden still looks magical.

It wouldn't be quite so bad if she were dressed a bit more age-appropriate.

Did she borrow that costume from Melania's "Ride The Pony" Collection?

Helen Mirren

That's gonna be Jenny McCarthy in thirty years.

It is time for her to grow the fuck up. 81!?!?! Those cheeks look like someone ambushed her and blew up her face with a goddamn bicycle pump. Her hair???? Ready to break into a chorus of "I've written a letter to daddy,"

She demeans herself. What is this sick obsession??? And yes, she's an anorexic lollipop head

Dyan Cannon is a longtime anorexic or bulimic. You'tube has fairly recent videos of her going into a store in Hollywood in some stupid outfit where she shows her bird arms, they're just bones really.

In person she is horrifying to look at. Lips full of injectibles, scrawny body. I see her at Equinox and sometimes walking her dog.

I have no complaints with D outfit, it screams sassy grandma. She’d look better with a bra but whatever.

The wig though... it makes her look like a doll. So oversized and age inappropriate.

R7 Even worse she was a regular on Trinity Broadcasting, the one with the crazy Pink Haired woman married to the closet case. Look I'm not a fan of ole Pat's 700 Club, but it at least looks professional. Trinity's talk shows look like a bunch of gypsies talking to one another in one of Saddam's old palaces.

If you were a 78+ year old straight man, you'd most likely think that was hot stuff, and you'd do her.

She's wearing shoes just like mine.

Chile that wig tho

Angelyne own this thread.

Shesch wearing my schoos!!

Another youthful photo of Dyan.

Here's a recent pic of Karen Valentine. Are those cheek implants?

Mae West paved the way

Cher is starting to sound like Eydie Gorme when she talks about the 'biz- on young singers: "Yeah, welcome, but you're not gettin' over me!"

r33, are you sure that's not a picture of Madonna?

I guess this is an ironic thread but Jane Fonda legit looks good for 80. Must have had some subtle work done and everything but not a geriatric plastic sex doll.

R31, those hands!!

yikes!

OMG! Carole Lynley.

omg so many vids on u tube showing the way too lifted and stretched face of dyan. unreal....

fonda is the best/hottest of em all

tho i loooooooove mamie

Mamie fukd jfk and any other hot guy of 4 generations.

rich daddys brought their sons to her for her to break em in

she not cheap, but at 83 still has men pay to eat her tittys and pussy out.

SHE IS WAY FUN

R31 That blouse makes her look like she's hiding a Michelin tire underneath. Or did she actually put on six or seven pounds?

R39 She's definitely lost it with that frumpy sweater.

Edy Williams.

Charo has still got it.

Jane Fonda owns this thread. She pushes the limits on what society deems to be age appropriate in a teasing and yet elegant fashion.

She's 54 in July, and has lived a wild life filled with drugs and plastic surgery, but I think Courtney has come out of it all looking happy and well. If she's not "sexy", she at least cleans up good.

I have some Mae West gossip. A famous dutch gossip journalist once wrote an extensive piece about his interview with her in 1969.

When he entered her house, he noticed there were a lot of unbelievably good-looking bodybuilders dawdling around, playing cards and stuff. According to him they all looked bored.

At some point during the interview, West asked the journalist to lay his hand on her breasts, so he could attest to their firmness. He said he shuddered when he felt how mushy they were.

She then asked him to guess her age. He didn’t want to hurt her feelings and told her she looked about thirty years old. She was shocked by his answer though and immediately rushed to a mirror. She gazed into the mirror for a long time and then started to stroke herself. Then all of a sudden she turned and snapped at him: “I don’t look any older than twenty-six! Have you got that?”

All the while the bodybuilders had been gazing at the spectacle impassively.

I thought SHARE Inc. was a dead charity now that the old dames who started it are gone.

Steve Guttenberg =GILF

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Michelle Pfeiffer

Mamie at her zenith. She was smokin’!

Cannon turns 70 in June, y'all are mean.

Op's pic of Dyan is just weird. Look at the shape of her legs in conjunction with her head. It's hilarious.

Joan Van Ark

[quote] Cannon turns 70 in June, y'all are mean.

No, she is 81.

Tippi Hedren. She looks better than her daughter.

Dyan Cannon had such a fun, bitchy persona in the early 70s, and even with the snub nose she looked great then, with the mane of hair and the tan. Someone (might have been Pauline Karl, but I’m not 100% sure) wrote that Cannon looked partly like Jeanne Moreau and partly like Lauren Bacall, but the wrong parts. Now, she just looks awful.

She was terrific in “Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice”, Otto Preminger’s “Such Good Friends” and especially hilarious in “The Last of Sheila”. Her turning up on those holy roller shows is mystifying.

Really, there's not many. Old age isn't sexy. There are plenty of older women that look good, even great, but I wouldn't say sexy. Maybe Mirren because she's not stick thin, has some sexual energy to her, and still has an amazing rack. I think of "sexy" as "I want to have sex with this person based on appearance." The old double standard of aging men and women undoubtedly plays a role. There's older hot daddies who I think are sexy - just looking at them I want to fuck them. "But you're gay." Yes, but still, do straight guys want to fuck Diane Cannon based on looks? I mean, I now straight guys would fuck plenty of these women if they were available. But, would it be based on looks rather than availability?

r59, so she found God, Big whoop. To each their own. Don't be mystified.

Cher.

Goldie Hawn.

R59 She was also great in "Heavan Can Wait."

I think it's great that these older ladies wear more youthful clothes and hairstyles. There's no reason for a woman to cut all her hair off and get a frumpy hairdo when she hits 50.

Jane Fonda always does it right. Never overdone, and whether she's dressed to the nines, or in jeans and a tee, there is always a sense of understated elegance and tastefulness about her.

Raquel Welch and Julie Newmar

I think Carole Bayer Sager looks really good for her age

But does she look "sexy"?

Agree about Jane Fonda.

"I think it's great that these older ladies wear more youthful clothes and hairstyles. There's no reason for a woman to cut all her hair off and get a frumpy hairdo when she hits 50."

But they look terrible

Honor Blackman is the gold standard. She never looked silly like Jane sometimes does (the ponytail!). She was 85 here.

3.38 onwards

Voice is also an important component.

Tina Turner

What? No mention of Sharon Stone? The woman's still got it at 60 and looks better than starlets 20 years her junior!

The answer to OP's question is no one. Old age isn't sexy.

I loved her in coast to coast.

Poor Joan Van Ark looks like a corpse.

[quote]Cannon turns 70 in June, y'all are mean.

Born January 4, 1937.

The last time Cannon saw 70 was 1970

Linda Blair

Linda Blair's hands.

The Jane Fonda trolls are tedious. Prop her up at Madam Tussauds with the other wax figures.

The Brits do it right. Judi, Glenda, Maggie, Vanessa, Helen. Limited work. Let the age show.

“There’s nothing wrong with being 50 unless you’re acting 20.”

Fonda is suffering from surgeriized rat face and I have to wonder what she looks like with her dentures out. LOL.

Helen Mirren has had a lot of work done.

Tom Skerritt.

Britt Ekland

Helen Mirren. No one else mentioned.

More DILF please. R50 Steve Guttenberg is hot!

Ms. Loni Anderson

Suzanne Somers has still got it.

[quote] Jane Fonda.

Yes, she is attractive, but those long dinner gowns she wears have no sex appeal.

Her head on those legs look strange.

70s.

Deborah Harry FTW

Linda looks like a cross between possessed Regan and a burn victim.

R95 I ask you DL queens ? Is there a better looking lady in her 70s ?

[quote] Linda looks like a cross between possessed Regan and a burn victim.

Look at the picture of her hands.

Ann Margaret

Chris Meloni

true, Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

I agree Honor Blackman, Helen Mirren, and add Joanna Lumley.

DILF Alert!

Michael McDonald: "You Belong to Me" and don't forget it.

I'd still do Sean Connery

"Helen Mirren has had a lot of work done."

She may have had work but it's good work. She looks like herself, not like a puppet or a wax dummy.

Susan Sarandon.

[quote]The Brits do it right. Judi, Glenda, Maggie, Vanessa, Helen. Limited work. Let the age show.

They get the work done on the NHS. Plastic surgery for all, dentistry for the few.

Eva Marie Saint has aged very well for 90 judging by her recent Oscar appearance.

Yes, I thought Eva looked great - not like a plastic surgery freak

Jesus, those breasts R107

God, R107 caused a little sick to come up in my throat.

I don't think I've ever seen a more beautiful 80 year old than Honor Blackman in 2005. I don't think she's wearing any make up, besides mascara, in this pic.

Fuck you, R13/R15, and the emoticons you pull out of your crusty old snatch. This isn't a pussy-kitty-heartwarming thread.

Kirk Douglas.

I don’t understand why so many aging stars choose to wear revealing, trendy clothing.

Fonda tends toward classic lines. She looks better.

Dolly Parton anyone ?

Sharon Gless.

Heather Locklear ?

I've always loved Dyan Cannon. She's such a sunny person. I remember she was always fun on talk shows in the 70s and 80s. She's the epitome of old school California fruity nutty flakiness. I miss her type.

After a certain age, classic is better than trendy. Unless of you look 20 years younger like some of us.

It looks like Dyan stuck her head through a cardboard cutout at the fair.

Emmylou Harris. Gurrrrrrl!

Suzanne Somers looks like a bewigged manatee and I don't know what to make of Linda Blair except that she looks terrible but why? I assume it may be b/c she's steered clear of ps but still. I realize she was never a beauty but she was a cutie and cute tends to age well.

La Deneuve. Not bad for 74 and a smoker.

My Sweet Livvy. Still doable at 101.

R123 Saw her in concert, friends think I’m mad for paying to watch an old lady. Voice still perfect👍

Debbie Harry

Donna Mills, 77

G. Unfortunately.

This is the second thread I've had to mention her but Jane Seymour.

Agree about Donna Mills and obviously Fonda.

[quote] I've always loved Dyan Cannon. She's such a sunny person. I remember she was always fun on talk shows in the 70s and 80s. She's the epitome of old school California fruity nutty flakiness. I miss her type.

I love her, too. I'd love to hang out with her and ask her about her sex life with Cary Grant. She seems like she'd be very open about it.

[quote] I don't know what to make of Linda Blair except that she looks terrible but why?

Because she hasn't even reached 60 yet. I'm assuming a lot it is due to drug abuse. And those hands..!

Where's Barbra? 76 tomorrow!

I'm 64 and not at all looking forward to growing old. I will try to look forward to other things however!

Olivia (DeH) and Jane win- most of the the others are a bit scary.

Jane Fonda looks classy and dignified, but not sexy. Dyan Cannon, on the other hand, is smokin hot. Fonda has aged well and has all the opportunity to work it, but she chooses to dress like Nancy Reagan. Cannon is a risk-taker who could give women like Fonda, Mirren, Dench, and DeHavilland a few pointers on what is sexy.

It's all about the hair.

R136 - it's all about the plastic surgery too!

Dyan looks like a sea monkey in drag in that photo 😐.

Cassandra Peterson still has it at nearly 70.

She is still able to twirl her tassels too.

Ed Asner and Sally Struthers.

Billy Idol in 2016.

Sheena Easton looks good for her age. She just turned 59 today - 4/27/18.

Take care of that mole, Sheena.

Champagne for Lulu!

Rita Moreno.

Cicely Tyson

What r116 said.

Here's Jennifer Lopez covered in the Giambattista Valli gown in yellow, er , pardon me, "marigold". She actually looks fresh because she's covered.

Pushing an elderly person around in a wheelchair always helps at taking 10 years off. Dyan Cannon, once again, proves 81 is the new 21.

Dyan hates the gays even though she was married to the Queen of Hollywood.

[quote] Dyan hates the gays

Wrong. Dyan LOVES gays!

She's a Christian freak = anti gay

And no elder actor is fuckable. The cold, harsh truth.

Christians aren’t anti gay, I’m a gay Christian.

The ‘Christians’ on Trinity Broadcasting are most certainly anti-gay, if she indeed appeared.

Not all Christians are anti gay. Some are.

It's odd that an ethnically Russian Jew would turn born again.

American Catholics are better dealing with homosexuality than any other sect of Christianity statistically speaking today.

The eternal youthfulness of the immortal beauty, Jackie Stallone.

Golden years? What's beyond platinum? Because Jackie harks back to the bog corpses of the Iron Age.

Sex on a stick, Burt Reynolds.

Shelia E. She's 60. I saw her perform last year, and she still has all of it.

Rollerina

I interviewed Dyan Cannon during the press junket for The Pickle in 1993 and she was a blast. That distinctive laugh of hers is contagious. And she looked great.

I Just fell in love with you r27. Marry me?

My god her breasts are that close to her belly button

Angelyne is still one of the sexiest older stars in Hollywood.

R162 Dyan puts me in mind of Joey Lauren Adams that way.

I think Jane Fonda is a sexy woman.

Brigitte Macron

^ Too skinny and too orange

Dyan Cannon: Wayland Flowers and Madam Realness!

Angelyne: Dark Crystal Puppet Realness!

Joan Van Ark: Mrs. Cryptkeeper Realness!

We all live in the Uncanny Valley of Death!

Joan River was sexy right up until her death.

Reese

Catherine Deneuve

Fanny Ardant

Madonna

Sophia Loren

Barbara Eden

Bruce Jenner

Unless you like the geriatrics , nobody is sexy here

Stockard Channing

Reese Witherspoon isn't old enough for this category- I nominate Mary Steenburgen, Oscar-winning co-star of Jane Fonda in the hit chickflick "The Book Club"

Sophia Loren looks like a monster

Sissy Spacek

Stellan Skarsgard

[quote] Reese Witherspoon isn't old enough for this category

Nor is she pretty.

[quote] Sophia Loren looks like a monster

....

Cher kept her sexiness longer than most, but I like her now for her politics and funny interviews. Her shows got stale but she finally got the message with the Dressed to Kill tour bombed that she's simply too old for a touring rock concert. By the way, the Go Go's are doing one nighters but no more tours, they're playing at Hollywood Bowl in July.

Isabelle Huppert

Emmanuelle Beart

Isabelle Adjani has obviously had work, but I think she still looks sexy for a 62 year old. Also, her neck is still looking quite firm: it's usually one thing that goes by that age.

Linda Blair @ r82 is Madonna's stunt double.

And a crackwhore

Jess

R186 How dare you

Sharon Stone

Oh to ever be old enough to qualify, well okay, maybe in 50 years or so...

Goldie Shawn is repulsive.

Just to prove that there is no truth to the nonsense that I hold any ill will towards my sister Joan, I would like to nominate her for consideration by the academy in this category.

The photo was taken last month, and as you can see she looks rather the same as 10, 20, even 30 years ago.

Bernadette Peters

Stefanie Powers

Susan Lucci

Stellan is one hot dude.

I'm embarrassed not to know the real story about Dyan and Cary. Dyan had in vitro by a sperm donor to trick Cary into marring her--isn't that correct? I remember hearing those stories at the time (yes, I'm that old), but I've never heard them since. DL will know.

Dame Judi

not hot but I think she's pretty

Vanessa Redgrave

Peter Capaldi

Hugh Laurie

Rutger Hauer

They all look like the same person

Tess Harper

Diana Rigg

Rita Moreno. Joanna Lumley. And Lily Tomlin still has a quirky kind of sex appeal.

Maria Doyle Kennedy

Stellan Skarsgård has eight . . . count 'em . . . EIGHT kids. He forfeited sexy and went directly to Ewwwwwwww.

Stellan is now hotter than Alex .Alex aged poorly.

Stellen is the only sexy Skarsgard. And Stellen in 1990. The scene in Insomniac where he fingerfucks the girl in the car fed my sex fantasies for years.

I see Rugter made the list, too. Solider of Orange. I know it's about Nazis, but I saw it as a teen. Ok, I'm sidetracked

Sam Elliott

Tina Louise

Stevie Nicks, Bruce Springsteen.

Holy fuck, Tina Louise looks like an extra on The Walking Dead.

Tina looks like skeletor in a fright wig

Here's a prettier picture of Tina (she's the one in the middle)

if anyone ever stops me in the street and asks "Ginger or Maryann?" I'm definitely going with Maryann.

Dawn aged a lot better than Tina

I wonder what it feels like to once be beautiful and than loose it all. Tina can't look in the mirror and still think she is beautiful.

[quote] I wonder what it feels like to once be beautiful and than loose it all. Tina can't look in the mirror and still think she is beautiful.

It's got to be difficult for those whose lives and careers have revolved around their looks. This was never an issue for actresses like Bette Davis, Katherine Hepburn or Shelly Winters, and never a shock to see an aging picture of them. I've often wondered how Marilyn Monroe would've fared had she not died at an early age. If she would've let herself age gracefully or made herself look scary with multiple plastic surgeries.

Linda Evans is still a buxom beauty at 75.

*lose

Sometimes words just aren't enough...

Faye Dunaway's upper dentures are too big for her mouth.

Madonna

Linda Evans looks like a fat Joan Van Ark.

Diana Rigg is just another fat, frumpy Frau.

Jackie Zeman.

Maureen McCormick.

R227 is that why she looks like Patrick Ewing??

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OP's pic is sexy? Yuck. Scorched bottle blonde hair, grotesque chipmunk cheeks, toothpick legs!

R219 what a freak show parade...

I'd still do Bobby D!

At 97, Carol Channing still enjoys an evening of whoredogging every now and then..

R230, Jackie Zeman has always been all about her craft and not in the least bit vain. The fact that she still looks terrific at her age is a testament to healthy living and devotion to her art.

Patrick Stewart.

Jeff Goldblum.

As a plain/geeky/greasy and awkward youngster I always hoped to age into my looks like Goldblum has.

I’m still 25 and a bit on the weird-looking side so a couple decades of time is gonna have to tell.

Rita Coolidge.

Maureen McCormick didn't look at all like that picture when she was on Dancing with the Stars last year. She looked old, dried up and lots of lines from years of coke abuse. I saw Tina Louise going into Staples on Lex a few years ago and she was a fright show, wearing a club-kid type of outfit meant to get attention. She obviously has a lot of issues. Well at least has her daughter Caprice, named after a Doris Day movie.

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Nature has been much more kind to Eve Plumb as she reaches her golden years. Although cutting her long hair has given her a less youthful look she certainly has transformed into what many would call a handsome woman.

NOT Rupert Everett

I hope Gerry Beckley keeps going in this direction. He never stops being hot.

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In just a few short years the 57-years-young Ralph Macchio will own this thread.

Cathy Lee Crosby

Burn victims don't count, sorry.

Peggy Okie

^^^Gods, is she cool. Ahead of her time and untameable.

Love Peggy forever! Beautiful then, beautiful now!

Harvey Weinstein

DL favorite, Dyan Cannon is still the perfect example of what it is to be old and sexy.

Sarah, Duchess of York

The Landers sisters are still smokin' hot babes.

Oh [247]: Sally NEVER disappoints.

R93 If Jane didnt wear those long gowns, we'd see her vagina dragging along the floor, between her shoes.

Mama Michelle Phillips

Robert Redford could take lessons from Warren Beatty on how not to look like an 81 year old trying to look 40.

Redford this year, with DL favorite Fonda. Couldn't Raquel Welch fit him with one of her better wigs?

So Tina Louise is pregnant?

I am visiting a butch elderlez friend and she is sleeping next door and my laughter at this thread has woken her. Yes, she uses a cane.

260+ posts & no mention of gorgeous Angela Bassett?

60 in August

Dee Snider looks great, though he's only just golden at 63.

Okay, this was my fantasy man in the 1970's - Lyle Waggoner born in 1935. Here he is in 2010 or so.

Marie Osmond.

Marie Osmond was never sexy to begin with so how could she retain what she never had into the golden years?

R269 Marie Osmond was more cute than sexy in her younger days, but she definitely has blossomed into a voluptuous beauty.

^ with the help of massive amounts of silicone

R271 Yes, but beneath it all there is a natural beauty that shines through.

I'll try to believe you, Marie.

Sondra Currie

Madonna

Cherie Currie

Jesus H Christ, R179, how about a warning??

Rosa Delaurio has a nice figure for a woman her age.

Cherie and her sister have had EXPERT work done. They both look perfect!

Donatella Versace.

If I could stop screaming from the sight of Monsterella Versace, I'd post a photo of Sidney Poitier. At 91, he's still a hot great-grand-daddy.